1 00:00:18,335 --> 00:00:20,289 _ 2 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,813 - ? And if you're going in... - Wow! 3 00:00:22,817 --> 00:00:25,846 Returning champs Dolores Huerta High School 4 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:27,328 are crushing this! 5 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:28,656 ? And I won't stop now ? 6 00:00:29,461 --> 00:00:30,734 That's Gabby Lewis. 7 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,851 The heart and soul of this team. 8 00:00:32,856 --> 00:00:34,546 She's got a bright future, 9 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:37,796 heading off to NYU on a dance scholarship. 10 00:00:37,801 --> 00:00:39,934 ? And I'm on this foolish track ? 11 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:41,281 ? So I spit my foolish flow 12 00:00:41,286 --> 00:00:42,883 She choreographed this routine 13 00:00:42,887 --> 00:00:44,492 with Justin Calgrove. 14 00:00:44,497 --> 00:00:45,680 - Whoo! - Wow! 15 00:00:45,684 --> 00:00:48,391 We're expecting big things from these two. 16 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:49,532 ? Last time on the Khaled remix ? 17 00:00:49,536 --> 00:00:51,103 ? Now I'm on the original version ? 18 00:00:51,108 --> 00:00:52,750 ? Can't never count me out ? 19 00:00:52,755 --> 00:00:54,664 ? Y'all better count me in ? 20 00:00:54,669 --> 00:00:57,234 ? Every time I step up in the building ? 21 00:00:57,239 --> 00:00:59,532 ? Everybody hands go up ? 22 00:01:00,872 --> 00:01:02,453 ? And they stay there ? 23 00:01:02,458 --> 00:01:04,885 ? And they say yeah, and they stay there ? 24 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,327 ? Up, down, up, down ? 25 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,765 I love you. You were everything. 26 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:10,304 I love you too. You were fire. 27 00:01:10,309 --> 00:01:11,343 You were the sun. 28 00:01:11,348 --> 00:01:13,164 You were Super Bowl Beyoncé. 29 00:01:13,568 --> 00:01:15,554 How does she not know he's gay? 30 00:01:15,861 --> 00:01:17,453 How does he not know he's gay? 31 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:20,367 Honey, you were so good. 32 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,287 Wow, your boobs look amazing. 33 00:01:22,292 --> 00:01:23,414 - Mom. - What? 34 00:01:23,419 --> 00:01:25,080 It's the benefit of being curvy. 35 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,093 Beyoncé. 36 00:01:26,098 --> 00:01:27,601 I can't believe she's leaving. 37 00:01:27,606 --> 00:01:29,823 Oh, I'll take good care of her at NYU. 38 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:31,243 You said I could have the house tonight, right? 39 00:01:31,247 --> 00:01:33,657 Yes. I'll be back at 1:00. No drinking. 40 00:01:33,662 --> 00:01:35,921 ? I don't care! ? 41 00:01:35,926 --> 00:01:37,579 ? I love it ? 42 00:01:37,584 --> 00:01:39,899 ? I don't care! ? 43 00:01:40,257 --> 00:01:42,672 You and Justin. I'm curious. 44 00:01:42,677 --> 00:01:44,143 I mean, you two have been together for so long. 45 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,125 - How's the sex? - Can I tell you something? 46 00:01:46,130 --> 00:01:47,603 - You two haven't had sex? - How'd you know? 47 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,758 He said that he wanted to wait so it would be special. 48 00:01:50,763 --> 00:01:52,844 You know, that all tracks. 49 00:01:52,849 --> 00:01:54,172 And there's something else. 50 00:01:54,177 --> 00:01:55,751 We took a break over Christmas. 51 00:01:55,756 --> 00:01:56,860 There was this guy. 52 00:01:56,865 --> 00:01:58,766 It was one time. 53 00:01:59,275 --> 00:02:01,055 I'm empty. I have more in my room. 54 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:02,757 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 55 00:02:02,762 --> 00:02:05,243 You had actual sex. That's great. 56 00:02:05,248 --> 00:02:07,250 One time, but it really just convinced me 57 00:02:07,255 --> 00:02:09,742 that Justin is my soul mate. 58 00:02:09,934 --> 00:02:12,172 Gabby, Gabby. Gabby, wait. No, no, no, please. 59 00:02:12,177 --> 00:02:13,656 Okay. Okay. 60 00:02:13,661 --> 00:02:15,442 So we were always going to have this conversation. 61 00:02:15,446 --> 00:02:17,231 I just thought it would happen earlier. 62 00:02:17,236 --> 00:02:19,578 - Gabby, Gabby, Gabby! - Ooh, what happened? 63 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:20,802 Justin's finally gay. 64 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,992 Justin's finally gay? Oh, thank God. 65 00:02:22,997 --> 00:02:25,092 You guys, Justin's gay now. 66 00:02:25,097 --> 00:02:26,617 Finally! 67 00:02:27,573 --> 00:02:29,231 Are you okay? 68 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,651 Get out! 69 00:02:30,656 --> 00:02:31,930 Wait, why are you throwing up? 70 00:02:31,935 --> 00:02:34,372 - You only had one drink. - Get out! 71 00:02:34,931 --> 00:02:36,156 Gabs, I'm so sorry. 72 00:02:36,161 --> 00:02:37,828 It just happened, but I love you, 73 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:39,314 and I'll never do it again, I promise. 74 00:02:39,318 --> 00:02:41,719 Except for my dreams. I can't control my dreams. 75 00:02:41,724 --> 00:02:42,942 - Get out! - Okay! 76 00:02:42,947 --> 00:02:44,969 Gabby, I don't know why I did that. 77 00:02:44,974 --> 00:02:46,054 You know, my therapist says 78 00:02:46,059 --> 00:02:47,431 - I use sex as power, but... - Get out! 79 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,422 Girl, I don't know who you think you talking to. 80 00:02:53,008 --> 00:02:55,906 So Christmas break guy. 81 00:02:55,911 --> 00:02:57,478 He used protection, right? 82 00:03:05,322 --> 00:03:08,156 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 83 00:03:08,196 --> 00:03:10,594 _ 84 00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:13,234 Sam! Sam, we can't be late again. 85 00:03:13,239 --> 00:03:15,219 Come on, we got to go. Come on. 86 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,375 Mom! That's, like, a brick of sugar. 87 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:20,381 I know, honey. 88 00:03:20,386 --> 00:03:21,735 That's why I didn't give it to you. 89 00:03:21,739 --> 00:03:24,460 Oh, my God. Every morning? 90 00:03:24,590 --> 00:03:27,258 Tampered. You know this one. 91 00:03:27,263 --> 00:03:30,844 Tampered. T-A-M-P-E-R-E-D. 92 00:03:30,849 --> 00:03:32,196 You are so ready! 93 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,922 You have the best day ever, okay? 94 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:43,865 Sometimes the universe 95 00:03:43,870 --> 00:03:46,133 really is trying to tell us something. 96 00:03:46,376 --> 00:03:47,987 I'll give you an example. 97 00:03:47,992 --> 00:03:50,690 Last week, I was mid-warrior three pose, hmm, 98 00:03:50,695 --> 00:03:52,654 when in walks the most beautiful, 99 00:03:52,659 --> 00:03:55,563 perfect woman in her 20s. 100 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,188 Well, I literally toppled over. 101 00:03:58,224 --> 00:04:00,711 So what is the lesson here, ladies? 102 00:04:00,716 --> 00:04:02,240 Compare and despair. 103 00:04:02,245 --> 00:04:04,078 You know, as a former ballet dancer, 104 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:06,234 I should know this, right? 105 00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:09,695 Aging is a-a wonderful, wonderful journey. 106 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:12,437 We've worked hard to create these beautiful, loving... 107 00:04:12,442 --> 00:04:14,953 Mom, where is my frickin' backpack? 108 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:17,569 Is this another post about how great it is to be old? 109 00:04:17,574 --> 00:04:19,220 Okay, we don't use the O-word in this house, 110 00:04:19,224 --> 00:04:20,660 and I'm helping an entire community 111 00:04:20,665 --> 00:04:22,398 of women feel less alone. 112 00:04:22,403 --> 00:04:23,643 Are you sure you're not helping 113 00:04:23,648 --> 00:04:25,688 an entire community of women feel like crap? 114 00:04:25,693 --> 00:04:28,016 Your backpack is on the hook where it always is. 115 00:04:28,021 --> 00:04:29,492 Good morning, family. 116 00:04:29,497 --> 00:04:31,586 Good morning. Working from home today? 117 00:04:31,591 --> 00:04:33,593 Yep, all day in my office. 118 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,586 Please do not disturb. I'm on a deadline. 119 00:04:35,591 --> 00:04:37,114 Again. Okay. 120 00:04:37,119 --> 00:04:38,524 Hey, girls, do you need me to make cupcakes for... 121 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,556 No, we don't need anything. 122 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,319 Feel free to live your life. Bye! 123 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,977 Have a good day. 124 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:45,377 You have a relevance problem. 125 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:47,391 Do you know what I mean when I say that? 126 00:04:47,396 --> 00:04:49,757 You're calling me old? 127 00:04:51,581 --> 00:04:52,656 I didn't say that. 128 00:04:52,661 --> 00:04:54,463 - Don't put words in my mouth. - Okay. 129 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,992 I'm saying that you're competing 130 00:04:56,997 --> 00:05:01,045 with influencers who have existed for less time. 131 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,914 Okay, I may have lost followers. 132 00:05:02,919 --> 00:05:06,828 You're losing sponsors. Try something new. 133 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:09,359 A face-lift or a divorce. 134 00:05:09,364 --> 00:05:10,408 Are... I'm so sorry. 135 00:05:10,413 --> 00:05:13,172 Are you offended? Are you crying? 136 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,039 Okay. 137 00:05:15,044 --> 00:05:17,336 Let's set an intention, a goal. 138 00:05:17,341 --> 00:05:22,781 70 to 75 RPM on two and one and two. 139 00:05:22,786 --> 00:05:24,766 Now close your eyes. 140 00:05:24,771 --> 00:05:26,207 Now I want you to imagine 141 00:05:26,212 --> 00:05:30,216 someone you love more than anyone in the world. 142 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:31,761 And I want you to imagine 143 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,945 that that person is trying to leave you. 144 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:37,593 Are you gonna let that person leave? 145 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,578 - No. - No! 146 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:41,484 Because that is your wife. 147 00:05:41,766 --> 00:05:45,516 You made a commitment in front of 150 people. 148 00:05:45,521 --> 00:05:48,168 A wedding, by the way, that we're still paying off. 149 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:50,406 I wanted to do an intimate wedding, 150 00:05:50,411 --> 00:05:53,283 and she wanted all her cousins, and she has so many cousins, 151 00:05:53,288 --> 00:05:55,116 and a lot of them aren't great. 152 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:57,526 Okay, guys. Elbows in, wrists relaxed. 153 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,305 This is deranged. You need help. 154 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:04,055 And stop saying I got fired! It's not accurate. 155 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:06,383 The auto industry shipped my job to Mexico, 156 00:06:06,388 --> 00:06:09,173 and there was a global pandemic from a bat. 157 00:06:09,178 --> 00:06:12,398 A bat killed all of our grandparents. 158 00:06:12,403 --> 00:06:15,148 How is that my fault? Any hands? No? 159 00:06:15,153 --> 00:06:17,812 Then in that case, let's go to shoulder rolls. 160 00:06:18,804 --> 00:06:19,989 Yes? 161 00:06:19,994 --> 00:06:22,305 So I got fired from my spin class. 162 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:24,172 Have you read that Brené Brown book I gave you? 163 00:06:24,177 --> 00:06:27,354 She writes a lot about vulnerability and letting go. 164 00:06:27,359 --> 00:06:28,720 You know what I hear when you say that? 165 00:06:28,724 --> 00:06:31,508 "Give up." That's not me. I'm getting my life back. 166 00:06:31,513 --> 00:06:33,477 That life is not coming back, Mike. 167 00:06:33,482 --> 00:06:36,414 The factory is closed. Paige is gone. 168 00:06:36,419 --> 00:06:38,242 No, she's not. She just needs room. 169 00:06:38,247 --> 00:06:39,639 It's a trial separation. 170 00:06:39,644 --> 00:06:40,978 We're not even seeing other people. 171 00:06:40,982 --> 00:06:42,977 But you're dealing with a lot right now. 172 00:06:42,982 --> 00:06:44,242 We're trying to say we're worried. 173 00:06:44,246 --> 00:06:45,464 We're concerned you're at sea. 174 00:06:45,469 --> 00:06:46,600 We're not gonna stand here 175 00:06:46,605 --> 00:06:47,969 and watch you kill yourself, man! 176 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:49,267 - Whoa! - What's the matter with you? 177 00:06:49,271 --> 00:06:50,313 Guys... hey, hey, hey! 178 00:06:50,318 --> 00:06:51,595 He's got those sad eyes and everything! 179 00:06:51,599 --> 00:06:54,266 My eyes are fine! I'm fine! 180 00:06:54,271 --> 00:06:56,236 No, I don't want a hug. 181 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,341 So... okay. 182 00:07:00,393 --> 00:07:02,678 What do you say we go cobble together a paycheck? 183 00:07:05,902 --> 00:07:08,426 Okay, all buckled in? 184 00:07:10,735 --> 00:07:13,547 We can always stop and get more. 185 00:07:13,552 --> 00:07:15,828 Guys, do you have a shortcut you want me to use? 186 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,902 Instacart. 187 00:07:22,917 --> 00:07:24,688 They were out of Merlot. 188 00:07:24,693 --> 00:07:25,977 - Alan? - Yeah, hi. 189 00:07:25,982 --> 00:07:27,773 - Uh, this is us. - Oh, this is us? 190 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:28,883 Oh, that's great. 191 00:07:28,888 --> 00:07:30,016 I love riding in the backseat 192 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:32,094 of a compact sedan from 2001. 193 00:07:32,099 --> 00:07:34,536 The broken heater and wet dog hair comes standard. 194 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:35,755 Never in the history of television 195 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,048 has an executive producer been left behind 196 00:07:37,052 --> 00:07:38,188 to die at a location, Alan. 197 00:07:38,193 --> 00:07:39,409 I thought you were in the lead van! 198 00:07:39,413 --> 00:07:40,934 You th... I'm gonna push you out of this car. 199 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,458 They can move the Zoom 15 minutes, 200 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,774 but they're worried about turnout 201 00:07:43,778 --> 00:07:45,519 and want to add that to the agenda. 202 00:07:45,524 --> 00:07:46,603 Well, how is that my fault? 203 00:07:46,607 --> 00:07:47,853 They dropped me in Detroit three days ago 204 00:07:47,857 --> 00:07:50,664 to save a stupid dance show, and last thing... Alan. 205 00:07:50,669 --> 00:07:53,759 Alan, that... that is too much hand sanitizer. 206 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:56,340 Do I need to reach in and flip a breech baby later? 207 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:57,690 - I'm sorry. - Is that on the prep schedule? 208 00:07:57,694 --> 00:08:00,031 I just want a normal amount, Alan. 209 00:08:00,217 --> 00:08:01,346 And why do you have the boom? 210 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:02,478 Why does sound not have the boom? 211 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,891 Gary asked me to hold it. 212 00:08:03,896 --> 00:08:05,281 And then what happened? 213 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,070 Then I lost Gary. 214 00:08:07,075 --> 00:08:08,726 Jessica, switch places with me, or I'm going to do murder. 215 00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:10,359 - No. No, no, no. - Not safe. 216 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:12,001 I've got hand sanitizer all over my leg now. 217 00:08:12,005 --> 00:08:14,625 Well, this is it. We are here. 218 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:15,762 This is the opera house. 219 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:17,680 Oh, hey. The posters are up. 220 00:08:18,635 --> 00:08:19,941 What do you think? 221 00:08:19,946 --> 00:08:21,891 The woman in the wheelchair is a little much. 222 00:08:21,896 --> 00:08:25,290 No, it's perfect. Very moving. 223 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,988 Emotional, right? 224 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:29,112 Good. Thanks. 225 00:08:38,258 --> 00:08:40,806 Gabby Lewis, guess what. 226 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:44,688 You're getting a promotion to project manager! 227 00:08:46,738 --> 00:08:48,571 You don't seem that excited. 228 00:08:48,576 --> 00:08:52,118 Oh, I am. Thank you. It's just... 229 00:08:52,123 --> 00:08:56,407 You know, I have always thought of you as the next me. 230 00:09:00,644 --> 00:09:02,642 _ 231 00:09:02,819 --> 00:09:04,250 _ 232 00:09:07,487 --> 00:09:08,713 Holy crap. 233 00:09:09,396 --> 00:09:12,736 So it's a dance reality show. It's called The Big Leap. 234 00:09:12,741 --> 00:09:14,612 What does that have to do with you? 235 00:09:14,617 --> 00:09:17,822 Well, I'm gonna audition. It's for amateur dancers. 236 00:09:17,827 --> 00:09:19,502 - No. - Why would you do that? 237 00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:20,943 Yeah, why would you do that? 238 00:09:20,948 --> 00:09:22,341 'Cause they want regular people. 239 00:09:22,346 --> 00:09:24,002 All styles of dance welcome. 240 00:09:24,007 --> 00:09:25,400 Auditions are Monday. 241 00:09:25,405 --> 00:09:26,955 Since when are you a dancer? 242 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,309 My mom ran a dance studio. 243 00:09:28,314 --> 00:09:29,402 Did you ever take classes? 244 00:09:29,407 --> 00:09:30,611 Whatever. I absorbed it. 245 00:09:30,616 --> 00:09:32,392 Wait a minute, is this an elimination show? 246 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:34,525 Actually, no. It's not an elimination show. 247 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,401 They pick a dance company of 20 people, 248 00:09:36,406 --> 00:09:37,839 and then they create something together. 249 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,296 Sounds like a train wreck. 250 00:09:40,819 --> 00:09:42,556 That's the thing. It's very positive. 251 00:09:42,561 --> 00:09:45,345 And it all builds to a live performance of Swan Lake, 252 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:46,385 which is, you know... 253 00:09:46,390 --> 00:09:48,806 It's very scary, but also very exciting. 254 00:09:48,811 --> 00:09:50,431 It's a grand gesture. 255 00:09:50,436 --> 00:09:52,213 This is how I get Paige back. 256 00:09:52,218 --> 00:09:53,300 You lost me there, man. 257 00:09:53,304 --> 00:09:55,072 Same. I withdraw my support. 258 00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:57,002 Don't you see? This could change my whole life. 259 00:09:57,007 --> 00:09:58,267 Are you sure? 260 00:09:58,272 --> 00:09:59,486 Remember when Ryan Locker 261 00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:01,531 dropped you dropped you during cheerleading tryouts? 262 00:10:02,554 --> 00:10:04,120 I literally think about it every day, 263 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,562 but thank you for checking. 264 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:08,338 Maybe it's not too late for me to dance again. Wow. 265 00:10:08,343 --> 00:10:10,174 This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. 266 00:10:10,179 --> 00:10:13,025 I'm doing the show, and I'm getting my wife back. 267 00:10:14,512 --> 00:10:15,687 I'm going for it. 268 00:10:15,692 --> 00:10:17,737 Really? By yourself? 269 00:10:18,863 --> 00:10:21,703 No. Not by myself. 270 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,025 Hi. 271 00:10:29,474 --> 00:10:30,642 Hi. Um... 272 00:10:30,647 --> 00:10:31,854 What are you... 273 00:10:31,858 --> 00:10:33,455 I found out you work here on Instagram. 274 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:36,275 I just came to say hi. 275 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,283 You just came to say hi 276 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,590 after seven years of not speaking to me? 277 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:39,846 Yeah. 278 00:10:39,851 --> 00:10:42,205 Well, no. 279 00:10:43,252 --> 00:10:47,166 There is this reality show for amateur dancers. 280 00:10:47,171 --> 00:10:48,236 Audition with me. 281 00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:50,291 Justin, got a ball jam on nine. 282 00:10:50,296 --> 00:10:53,166 Yeah, okay. I'll be right there. 283 00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:57,390 I called you so many times. I thought you hated me. 284 00:10:57,572 --> 00:10:59,502 Pause. Who is that? 285 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:02,228 That is my son, Sam. 286 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:03,713 Say hi, Sam. 287 00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:07,627 - Is he mine? - What? 288 00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:08,934 Are you so gay now that you don't know 289 00:11:08,938 --> 00:11:10,486 how babies are made? 290 00:11:10,491 --> 00:11:12,627 We never had sex, remember? 291 00:11:12,752 --> 00:11:14,424 Ball's not unjamming itself, buddy. 292 00:11:14,429 --> 00:11:17,628 Bruce, we're already in hell. It's not an emergency. 293 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,939 I'm coming. 294 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:20,439 Just so you know, I'm not... 295 00:11:20,444 --> 00:11:22,517 I mean, this isn't a permanent job. 296 00:11:22,522 --> 00:11:23,955 Things are a little hard out there without a degree. 297 00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:25,221 I'm not judging. 298 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,359 I never made it to college either. 299 00:11:27,515 --> 00:11:29,189 What happened with you? 300 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,814 I came out to my dad. He kicked me out. 301 00:11:31,819 --> 00:11:33,691 Said he wouldn't help with college. 302 00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:35,219 Haven't spoken since. 303 00:11:35,224 --> 00:11:37,510 Which you would know if you just called me back. 304 00:11:37,713 --> 00:11:39,728 I'm sorry, okay? 305 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,740 I-I was pregnant and scared 306 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,002 and ashamed and depressed, 307 00:11:45,007 --> 00:11:48,010 and I just... I couldn't be anybody's friend. 308 00:11:48,613 --> 00:11:50,528 But I'm here now. 309 00:11:50,533 --> 00:11:53,955 ? Loving you ? 310 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,919 Can I ask you something? 311 00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:58,234 Are you happy? 312 00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,736 I work at a bowling alley. 313 00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:02,236 Okay, so maybe we're both living the wrong lives, 314 00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:04,549 and... and this show could be a creative rebirth for us. 315 00:12:04,554 --> 00:12:08,209 - A what? - A creative rebirth. 316 00:12:08,214 --> 00:12:10,330 I can't have a creative rebirth right now. 317 00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:11,685 I've got a ball jam. 318 00:12:18,163 --> 00:12:20,096 Please don't be dancing. 319 00:12:20,101 --> 00:12:23,158 Junior year. Partners final. 320 00:12:23,434 --> 00:12:27,351 You and me. I know you remember. 321 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:30,424 Justin! I need that lane! 322 00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:33,922 You look like the biggest dork right now. 323 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,406 It's how much I love you. 324 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:47,226 Yes! 325 00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:50,148 J! 326 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:54,632 ? Put your loving hand out, baby ? 327 00:12:55,013 --> 00:12:58,843 ? Beggin', beggin' you ? 328 00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:02,031 ? Put your loving hand out, darling ? 329 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:05,835 ? Riding high, when I was king ? 330 00:13:06,012 --> 00:13:09,711 ? Played it hard and fast 'cause I had everything ? 331 00:13:09,716 --> 00:13:13,242 ? Walked away, wondering then ? 332 00:13:13,247 --> 00:13:16,187 ? But easy come and easy go, and it would end ? 333 00:13:16,192 --> 00:13:18,234 ? So, ah, any time I need ya, let me go ? 334 00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:19,893 ? Any time I feed ya, get me low ? 335 00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:21,943 ? Any time I see ya, let me know ? 336 00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:23,708 ? But I planted that seed, just let me grow ? 337 00:13:23,713 --> 00:13:25,680 - ? I'm on knees while I'm... - ? Beggin' ? 338 00:13:25,684 --> 00:13:27,438 - ? 'Cause I don't wanna lose ? - ? You ? 339 00:13:27,442 --> 00:13:28,568 ? I got my arms so spread ? 340 00:13:28,572 --> 00:13:29,856 ? I hope that my heart get fed ? 341 00:13:29,861 --> 00:13:31,606 ? Matter of fact, girl, I'm beggin' ? 342 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,146 - ? I need you ? - ? Yeah ? 343 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,832 ? To understand ? 344 00:13:34,837 --> 00:13:38,340 ? Tried so hard to be your man ? 345 00:13:38,974 --> 00:13:41,759 ? The kind of man you want in the end ? 346 00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:46,646 ? Only then can I begin to live again ? 347 00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:54,637 ? Beggin', beggin' you ? 348 00:13:54,642 --> 00:13:57,919 ? Put your loving hand out, darling ? 349 00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:16,185 _ 350 00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:20,685 - Whoa. - Wow. 351 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:27,708 Hello, Detroit! We're here. We're back. 352 00:14:27,713 --> 00:14:30,560 We came through a nightmare, and now we get 353 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,349 to be together again. 354 00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:34,138 Raise your hand if you are sick 355 00:14:34,143 --> 00:14:36,374 of dancing like nobody is watching. 356 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,917 I see you. 357 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,619 When I went to New York, they told me 358 00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:44,235 I didn't have the training to be a ballet dancer. 359 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,577 So I worked my ass off, and three years later, 360 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,763 I was a principal dancer at the American Ballet Theater 361 00:14:50,768 --> 00:14:54,154 because I demanded a second chance for myself, 362 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,794 like I'm demanding a second chance for you. 363 00:14:56,859 --> 00:15:00,021 We are gonna dance like everybody is watching. 364 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:03,224 He's good. Inspirational. Not too earnest. I like him. 365 00:15:03,229 --> 00:15:06,075 We are gonna take the big leap! 366 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,786 Is it the right title? 367 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:09,513 Should we go with Dance Your Heart Out? 368 00:15:09,518 --> 00:15:11,903 We should go with Career-Ending Diaper Fire. 369 00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:14,489 Wow. 370 00:15:14,494 --> 00:15:16,489 Save that for the camera, sister. 371 00:15:16,494 --> 00:15:18,347 Audition in any style you want today. 372 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,802 40 of you will advance, and of those people, 373 00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:23,766 they will partner dance, then we will pick 20 people, 374 00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:27,161 and that will be The Big Leap Dance Company. 375 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,653 Are you ready? 376 00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:34,368 I said, "Are you ready?" 377 00:15:34,373 --> 00:15:36,158 Yeah! 378 00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:38,716 Hey! That was just great. Couple of things. 379 00:15:38,721 --> 00:15:41,216 We're looking for personality. Crazy is not a bad thing. 380 00:15:41,221 --> 00:15:42,998 I thought we were trying to find great dancers. 381 00:15:43,002 --> 00:15:45,474 All we're going to find is type 2 diabetes. 382 00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:48,375 She's gonna test through the roof. 383 00:15:50,385 --> 00:15:52,233 - What is happening right now? - Move him along. 384 00:15:52,237 --> 00:15:54,255 - Okay, stop. Thank you. - Next. 385 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:57,161 No. No. No! Oh, shoot me. 386 00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,614 You did the best you could. 387 00:15:58,619 --> 00:16:00,128 See, look, I made her go away. 388 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,935 No. No. Thank you. 389 00:16:02,575 --> 00:16:04,083 Oh, that just gave me a UTI. 390 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,224 Next. 391 00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:08,040 Is she giving me a curse? 392 00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:09,833 - Thank you. - We're good. 393 00:16:13,219 --> 00:16:14,745 - Hello. - Hello. 394 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,011 Uh, um, I'm Mike Devries. 395 00:16:17,016 --> 00:16:18,933 - Yeah, bro! Mike! Mikey! - Hey, Mike! 396 00:16:19,453 --> 00:16:20,976 Oh, my God. 397 00:16:21,562 --> 00:16:24,198 ? Ooh, yeah ? 398 00:16:24,203 --> 00:16:25,508 ? Oh ? 399 00:16:25,513 --> 00:16:27,515 ? World we're living in ? 400 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,999 ? Let me tell ya ? 401 00:16:29,004 --> 00:16:31,902 ? And it's a wonder men can eat at all ? 402 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,706 ? When things are big that should be small ? 403 00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:37,222 ? Who can tell what magic spells ? 404 00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:39,363 ? We'll be doing for us? ? 405 00:16:39,368 --> 00:16:40,499 ? And I'm giving... ? 406 00:16:40,504 --> 00:16:42,573 You go, disenfranchised white male. 407 00:16:42,578 --> 00:16:44,863 Get a camera on his schlubby friends back there. 408 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,409 ? I can't see ? 409 00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:47,573 ? I can't breathe ? 410 00:16:47,578 --> 00:16:50,363 ? No more will we be ? 411 00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:52,847 ? And nothing's gonna change the way we live ? 412 00:16:52,852 --> 00:16:55,441 ? 'Cause we can always take but never give ? 413 00:16:55,446 --> 00:16:57,446 - ? And now that things... - Fantastic. 414 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,159 Congratulations. You're advancing. 415 00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:00,295 Okay! 416 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,624 - Come on, Mike! - Hey! 417 00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:05,073 Wonderful. Wonderful. Yes, yes. 418 00:17:05,078 --> 00:17:06,764 I feel a second chance coming on. 419 00:17:06,769 --> 00:17:08,050 Congratulations. 420 00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:10,527 Oh, no, no, sorry. I can't do another Spider-Man. 421 00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:12,206 How many Spider-Men are there in Detroit? 422 00:17:12,211 --> 00:17:13,505 Apparently a lot. 423 00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:21,488 ? Futures made of virtual insanity ? 424 00:17:21,493 --> 00:17:24,142 ? Now, always seem to... ? 425 00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:25,713 We can't believe we're gonna say this, 426 00:17:25,718 --> 00:17:26,980 but you're going through. 427 00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:28,303 - Yes! - Yes! 428 00:17:30,368 --> 00:17:33,134 Congratulations! Next. 429 00:17:36,835 --> 00:17:39,394 ? Futures made of ? 430 00:17:39,399 --> 00:17:40,980 You're going through. 431 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:44,664 ? Now always seem to ? 432 00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:47,305 ? Be governed by this love we have ? 433 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:49,742 Now, that is a ticket I am willing to pay. 434 00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:51,578 You are advancing. Yes, yes. 435 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,157 I love the meter maid. 436 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,265 Hi. 437 00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:56,506 She had breast cancer last year. 438 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,815 She almost died. 439 00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,552 That's good... Breast cancer always plays. 440 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:00,905 - It's not enough. - Sorry. 441 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,173 - Why is this so hard? - I'm so sorry. 442 00:18:02,177 --> 00:18:05,297 ? Twisting, poppin' new technology ? 443 00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:07,577 ? Oh, now there is no sound... ? 444 00:18:07,582 --> 00:18:09,735 What's your name? Do you have a Broadway background? 445 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,813 Paula Clark. 446 00:18:10,818 --> 00:18:12,852 I was a musical theater major in college. 447 00:18:12,857 --> 00:18:14,657 Welcome back. 448 00:18:14,662 --> 00:18:17,569 - Hi, I'm Brittney Lovewell. - Simon Lovewell. 449 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:18,758 Married couple team. 450 00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:21,007 - No, no, we're siblings. - We're twins. 451 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,813 Uh, twintastic. Show me what you got. 452 00:18:23,818 --> 00:18:25,750 ? Of our new technology ? 453 00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:27,508 ? And now there is no sound ? 454 00:18:27,513 --> 00:18:29,305 ? For we all live underground ? 455 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,439 I feel like they're gonna kiss. 456 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,336 I don't want to see it, but I can't look away. 457 00:18:32,341 --> 00:18:34,703 ? Oh, now there's nothing that we live in ? 458 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,972 Call research and see how incest plays in the Midwest. 459 00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:39,867 Twincest. 460 00:18:39,872 --> 00:18:42,290 Congratulations. Next. 461 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,852 Whenever you're ready. 462 00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,766 Oh, finally! A ballet dancer. 463 00:18:48,891 --> 00:18:51,289 ? A foolish mind ? 464 00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:55,242 She is the exact average age of our viewer. 465 00:18:55,247 --> 00:18:58,132 ? Virtual insanity ? 466 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,532 ? Is what we're living in ? 467 00:19:01,872 --> 00:19:05,203 ? Yeah, yeah ? 468 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,910 ? It's all right ? 469 00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:11,574 Absolutely beautiful. 470 00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:14,027 - It was nice. - She was wonderful. 471 00:19:14,032 --> 00:19:16,034 - Well... yes. - Congratulations. 472 00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:17,794 - You're moving through. - Thank you so much. 473 00:19:17,798 --> 00:19:19,598 - Okay, is ballet boring? - I love the ballet. 474 00:19:19,603 --> 00:19:20,833 All right, name one ballet dancer. 475 00:19:20,837 --> 00:19:23,199 - Natalie Portman's husband. - What's his name? 476 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,316 - Okay. - Next. 477 00:19:25,321 --> 00:19:26,715 I'm Raven Price. 478 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,183 I'm an exotic dancer and adult-film actress. 479 00:19:29,188 --> 00:19:30,624 I have a new movie coming out. 480 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:33,428 It's my first fan bang, just in time for the holidays. 481 00:19:36,223 --> 00:19:38,348 ? I'm on fire for you ? 482 00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:40,565 ? I'm hypnotized by what you do ? 483 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,894 That's a lot of baby powder. 484 00:19:41,899 --> 00:19:43,988 ? You're like my favorite dream ? 485 00:19:43,993 --> 00:19:45,902 ? I watch you over and over again ? 486 00:19:45,907 --> 00:19:48,426 I love her. Guys, hey, I love her. 487 00:19:48,431 --> 00:19:49,868 She's in. 488 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,707 Congratulations. 489 00:19:52,805 --> 00:19:54,910 - Oh, gosh. - Next. 490 00:19:54,915 --> 00:19:56,715 If I got in a car crash, could... 491 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,582 Do you think I could get out of my contract? 492 00:20:02,892 --> 00:20:06,215 ? I need you to understand ? 493 00:20:06,554 --> 00:20:10,602 ? Tried so hard to be your man ? 494 00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:13,573 ? The kind of man you want in the end ? 495 00:20:13,578 --> 00:20:18,287 ? Only then can I begin to live again ? 496 00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:22,060 ? An empty shell, I used to be ? 497 00:20:23,593 --> 00:20:25,828 - Are you okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 498 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,788 J-just give us a second. 499 00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,828 Justin, you were excellent. 500 00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,257 You're advancing. 501 00:20:40,262 --> 00:20:42,543 Gabby, I'm sorry, but this is the end of the road for you. 502 00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:49,114 - Gabby... - It's okay. It's okay. 503 00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:51,476 I'm so happy for you, okay? 504 00:20:55,638 --> 00:20:58,992 Five and six and seven and eight. 505 00:20:58,997 --> 00:21:00,898 It's a simple partner dance. 506 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,640 I took all the ballet out of this. 507 00:21:02,645 --> 00:21:05,226 I cannot dumb it down for you any further. 508 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,364 Don't want to see that in here. 509 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,757 Watch the stripper back, please. 510 00:21:09,762 --> 00:21:11,720 I prefer the term "sex worker." 511 00:21:18,749 --> 00:21:21,453 I started dancing when I was six years old. 512 00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:24,968 I worked until my feet bled. 513 00:21:25,062 --> 00:21:26,898 I spent six years in the corps 514 00:21:26,903 --> 00:21:28,367 before I became a prima ballerina. 515 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,545 Didn't get my period until I was 30. 516 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,484 You guys... 517 00:21:32,894 --> 00:21:34,329 you just rolled out of bed this morning, 518 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,890 ate a bowl of cheese, and now you get to dance 519 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:38,897 in front of millions of people. 520 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:44,856 We're building to a live performance of Swan Lake, 521 00:21:44,861 --> 00:21:48,212 and you're too stupid to be nervous. 522 00:21:48,554 --> 00:21:49,738 I'm nervous now. 523 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:50,992 Shut up! 524 00:21:50,997 --> 00:21:52,820 Again! 525 00:21:52,825 --> 00:21:54,757 I'm turned on and terrified at the same time. 526 00:21:54,762 --> 00:21:56,820 Listen, I just got off a Zoom with the network. 527 00:21:56,825 --> 00:21:58,742 A little worried about the lack of star power. 528 00:21:58,747 --> 00:22:00,914 Idea. Reggie Sadler. 529 00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,225 Tight end for the Detroit Lions. 530 00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:03,797 He's on the wrong side of 30. 531 00:22:03,802 --> 00:22:05,847 Plus, he just got suspended from his third DUI. 532 00:22:05,852 --> 00:22:06,882 Here, check him out. 533 00:22:06,887 --> 00:22:07,929 Telling me I can't play. 534 00:22:07,933 --> 00:22:09,296 - I can play! - Guys. 535 00:22:09,301 --> 00:22:11,804 This is Reggie Sadler wasted on a football field. 536 00:22:11,809 --> 00:22:12,981 - It's so sad. - Watch the pizza. 537 00:22:12,985 --> 00:22:14,422 - Touchdown! - Spike! 538 00:22:14,427 --> 00:22:15,808 Look at those moves. Look at that potential. 539 00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:16,813 You see the dancing? 540 00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:18,524 And then he gets angry at the camera guy, and he might hit him. 541 00:22:18,528 --> 00:22:19,852 It's not important, but he's good. 542 00:22:19,856 --> 00:22:21,133 - No way. - I know. That's what I said. 543 00:22:21,137 --> 00:22:22,182 He's never gonna do this, 544 00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:23,493 but he lost all his endorsements. 545 00:22:23,497 --> 00:22:24,829 Twitter is mad as hell at him because he called 546 00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:26,443 Michelle Obama's ass fat. 547 00:22:26,448 --> 00:22:28,164 No one wants to touch him. 548 00:22:28,169 --> 00:22:29,180 We got a meeting with him tomorrow. 549 00:22:29,184 --> 00:22:30,421 Wake up! 550 00:22:30,426 --> 00:22:33,303 There are people who would kill to be here! 551 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,962 I'm so sorry. 552 00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:37,148 Sammy! What happened? 553 00:22:37,153 --> 00:22:38,960 He got a really hard word. 554 00:22:39,002 --> 00:22:42,437 Abecedarian. Who even knows what that means? 555 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,656 I peed my pants. We have to move! 556 00:22:45,661 --> 00:22:47,141 Sam, it stinks, 557 00:22:47,146 --> 00:22:50,632 but life is about coming back from a punch. 558 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,124 You got to keep getting up, 559 00:22:52,129 --> 00:22:54,151 no matter how many times you get kicked in the teeth. 560 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:55,673 Okay. Okay. 561 00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:59,703 Sam, I want you to run to the vending machine. 562 00:22:59,766 --> 00:23:01,725 We need some chocolate, okay? 563 00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:07,173 Go back to the show. 564 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,962 Tell them they made a mistake. 565 00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:10,320 Get a second chance. 566 00:23:10,325 --> 00:23:14,198 I had my second chance, Mom, and I blew it. 567 00:23:16,030 --> 00:23:17,640 I know your depression 568 00:23:17,645 --> 00:23:20,992 is telling you terrible things about yourself and your future, 569 00:23:20,997 --> 00:23:23,434 but your depression is a liar. 570 00:23:28,096 --> 00:23:30,218 I love you so much. 571 00:23:30,627 --> 00:23:33,164 You deserve a little more in life, honey. 572 00:23:33,963 --> 00:23:35,734 Go get it. 573 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:42,771 All right, uh, this group's released for today. 574 00:23:42,775 --> 00:23:44,028 Thank you. 575 00:23:47,278 --> 00:23:48,849 Oh, you're reading Brené Brown. 576 00:23:48,854 --> 00:23:50,208 That's impressive for a guy. 577 00:23:50,213 --> 00:23:53,564 Um, yeah, no, a friend gave it to me. 578 00:23:53,569 --> 00:23:56,138 Oh, you have a friend... Also impressive for a guy. 579 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,755 Even more impressive, I'm reading it in French. 580 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,099 - Really? - No! What? 581 00:24:01,388 --> 00:24:02,671 You bought that? 582 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,292 That book helped me so much. 583 00:24:04,297 --> 00:24:06,630 Really? How so? 584 00:24:06,635 --> 00:24:09,122 I had this big corporate job, and then I got sick. 585 00:24:09,127 --> 00:24:10,927 She helped me realize it was time to quit. 586 00:24:10,932 --> 00:24:12,544 - Is everything okay? - Oh, yeah. 587 00:24:12,549 --> 00:24:14,069 I'm more worried about getting cut in there. 588 00:24:14,073 --> 00:24:15,341 Everyone else is so fresh 589 00:24:15,346 --> 00:24:17,006 and I'm all like... ? Shuffle, ball, change ? 590 00:24:17,010 --> 00:24:18,466 Stop, you're great. 591 00:24:18,471 --> 00:24:20,356 You know, my mom loves musicals. 592 00:24:20,361 --> 00:24:24,283 You know, I can do a poor man's Gene Kelly here. 593 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,130 Does this poor man's Gene Kelly have a broken foot? 594 00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:30,669 Wow, see, I should be offended, 595 00:24:30,674 --> 00:24:33,242 but I feel like it's coming from a place of jealousy. 596 00:24:33,247 --> 00:24:36,770 So how about a little, uh, Singin' in the Rain? 597 00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,724 Oh, here comes the rich man's Debbie Reynolds. 598 00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:40,688 Oh, wow. We're committing, huh? 599 00:24:40,849 --> 00:24:44,575 ? Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it ? 600 00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:46,056 I see what's going on. 601 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:48,443 - Here I go. - Wow. 602 00:24:49,476 --> 00:24:51,958 Are we actually in a musical right now? 603 00:24:51,963 --> 00:24:53,028 So those two? 604 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,974 He was laid off from his auto factory job. 605 00:24:54,979 --> 00:24:56,264 She worked for the same company... 606 00:24:56,268 --> 00:24:58,755 Vice President of Restructuring. 607 00:25:00,059 --> 00:25:01,786 So she fired him. 608 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,793 He has no idea, and now they're cutely flirting 609 00:25:03,798 --> 00:25:05,028 and dancing on a fire escape. 610 00:25:05,033 --> 00:25:06,084 Why are we not filming this? 611 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,036 Hey, guys, what do you think we're doing here? 612 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:10,373 - Come on. - Nice. 613 00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:12,013 That's pretty good. 614 00:25:12,172 --> 00:25:13,919 - Permission to smack your foot? - Go ahead. 615 00:25:13,924 --> 00:25:15,404 Coming up. 616 00:25:16,894 --> 00:25:18,247 - Going down. - Going up. 617 00:25:18,252 --> 00:25:19,732 Going across. 618 00:25:20,643 --> 00:25:21,992 Let's snap. 619 00:25:21,997 --> 00:25:23,125 - Let's do that. - Okay. 620 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,099 I feel like you're more of a reader than a dancer. 621 00:25:27,104 --> 00:25:29,827 The funny thing is, I actually can't read either. 622 00:25:30,986 --> 00:25:32,422 All right, then, now watch me play. 623 00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:33,951 - Yeah. - One hand, throw up and... 624 00:25:33,955 --> 00:25:35,522 Mike? 625 00:25:35,527 --> 00:25:37,311 Paige. Hey. 626 00:25:37,989 --> 00:25:40,942 That's gre... okay. Um, this is my, uh, wife. 627 00:25:40,947 --> 00:25:42,364 - He said wife? - Uh-huh. 628 00:25:42,369 --> 00:25:43,973 Oh, it's a gift from God. I want one on her... 629 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,419 I'm trying to patch things up, uh... 630 00:25:45,424 --> 00:25:47,139 - Uh-huh. - With her and, uh... 631 00:25:47,143 --> 00:25:48,797 Whoa, hey. 632 00:25:48,865 --> 00:25:51,806 It's crazy that you are... 633 00:25:51,849 --> 00:25:53,645 Hi. How are you? 634 00:25:53,650 --> 00:25:55,053 - Good, good. - What is all this? 635 00:25:55,057 --> 00:25:59,044 This is a reality dance show that I'm doing. 636 00:25:59,049 --> 00:26:01,816 How are you... Who's... who's this guy? 637 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:03,396 I thought we weren't seeing other people. 638 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,192 I'm Patrick. I-I heard a lot about you. 639 00:26:06,197 --> 00:26:08,489 - Maybe I should go. - No. What? This is amazing. 640 00:26:08,494 --> 00:26:09,868 Hey, come here. Come here. You stay. 641 00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:11,989 I need you here because, uh, triangle, okay? 642 00:26:11,994 --> 00:26:13,442 Is he in wealth management? 643 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,536 Mike, don't start... Don't even start this crap. 644 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:17,180 I never said I wasn't seeing other people. 645 00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:18,998 - You made that up! - We can keep this friendly, right? 646 00:26:19,002 --> 00:26:22,184 Patrick, nobody's talking to you, man, so... 647 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,872 Easy. Easy. Camera. 648 00:26:23,877 --> 00:26:25,193 Can I get you to sign this? It's the release. 649 00:26:25,197 --> 00:26:26,709 Oh, I-I don't want to be on reality TV. 650 00:26:26,713 --> 00:26:28,639 - So, no, thank you. - You want to talk about this? 651 00:26:28,643 --> 00:26:30,100 Let's talk about it. Give me the paper. 652 00:26:30,104 --> 00:26:31,350 - Yes, here we go. - Don't do that. 653 00:26:31,354 --> 00:26:33,505 Just one initial there and sign right at the bottom. 654 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,037 Maybe we can take a walk around the block... 655 00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:36,605 That's great. Alright. Carry on, please. 656 00:26:36,609 --> 00:26:38,700 Okay, you got laid off. 657 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,595 You think you're the first person to lose their job? 658 00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:43,645 That's not why I left. 659 00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:45,130 I left because you were mean, 660 00:26:45,135 --> 00:26:47,122 and you wouldn't get off the couch. 661 00:26:47,578 --> 00:26:48,927 You need help, Mike. 662 00:26:48,932 --> 00:26:51,278 What, you're... You're doing a reality show? 663 00:26:51,283 --> 00:26:52,294 Really? 664 00:26:52,299 --> 00:26:55,285 Is this really a great time for you to be introduced to the world? 665 00:26:55,497 --> 00:26:57,183 Oh, and this guy, Patrick... 666 00:26:57,188 --> 00:26:58,437 Again, don't want to be on TV. 667 00:26:58,442 --> 00:26:59,874 He's a teacher. 668 00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:02,185 He doesn't have two nickels to rub together, 669 00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:03,816 but he's happy. 670 00:27:03,821 --> 00:27:06,808 He likes himself, and he likes me. 671 00:27:06,813 --> 00:27:09,251 I like you. I love you. 672 00:27:09,256 --> 00:27:11,652 I tried so hard to make things work, 673 00:27:11,657 --> 00:27:14,879 but you just completely shut down. 674 00:27:15,049 --> 00:27:17,791 I married a happy guy, Mike. 675 00:27:17,796 --> 00:27:19,980 If that guy ever shows up again, 676 00:27:20,135 --> 00:27:22,066 he can give me a call. 677 00:27:22,269 --> 00:27:23,922 Come on, Patrick. 678 00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:25,943 Paige, this is still a-a date, yeah? 679 00:27:26,402 --> 00:27:28,519 A little tighter. Two tease. 680 00:27:28,524 --> 00:27:30,556 There we go. All right, we got that. 681 00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:32,855 Thank you, guys. Looks great. 682 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,522 Lunch is here. 683 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,456 _ 684 00:27:47,338 --> 00:27:49,284 I made it to the next round. 685 00:27:49,790 --> 00:27:51,299 Are you really gonna do this show? 686 00:27:51,304 --> 00:27:52,784 Yeah, if I make the final cut. 687 00:27:52,789 --> 00:27:54,711 - Mm. - Want to fool around? 688 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,917 Oh, honey, I'm just tired. 689 00:27:58,087 --> 00:28:00,307 You know, we haven't had sex in six months. 690 00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:01,575 What, are you keeping score? 691 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:04,182 Well, that's not hard because the score is zero. 692 00:28:04,187 --> 00:28:06,018 We barely talk anymore, Kevin. 693 00:28:06,023 --> 00:28:08,025 All you do a sit in your office all day long. 694 00:28:08,030 --> 00:28:10,268 You know, I'm getting really tired of apologizing 695 00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:11,318 for working my ass off. 696 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:13,368 - Are you having an affair? - No! 697 00:28:13,373 --> 00:28:15,612 Why is this all of a sudden so important to you? 698 00:28:15,617 --> 00:28:17,140 What, you want to put it on Instagram? 699 00:28:17,145 --> 00:28:18,953 "Kevin lasted 14 minutes last night. 700 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:21,760 Champagne emoji, heart emoji, smiley face." 701 00:28:21,765 --> 00:28:23,307 - Okay, that's mean. - It's true! 702 00:28:23,312 --> 00:28:25,026 Our whole lives are online, 703 00:28:25,031 --> 00:28:27,555 and this reality show... I don't want you to do it. 704 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,933 Well, that's not entirely up to you. 705 00:28:28,937 --> 00:28:30,034 I want my privacy. 706 00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:32,487 Please, please don't do it. 707 00:28:32,492 --> 00:28:33,760 Please! 708 00:28:36,984 --> 00:28:39,627 Nick, Charlotte wants to move to London with Henry. 709 00:28:39,632 --> 00:28:42,370 Well, Charlotte can't because we share custody in New York. 710 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:43,831 Um, Reggie Sadler's here. 711 00:28:43,836 --> 00:28:46,197 She is making the case, since you were never home, 712 00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:47,582 that you don't really live in New York... 713 00:28:47,586 --> 00:28:49,505 No, my work is out of town. This is ridiculous. 714 00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:50,721 She can't take my kid. 715 00:28:50,726 --> 00:28:52,554 - Reggie Sadler's here. - Hold on. 716 00:28:52,559 --> 00:28:54,823 Oh, really, Ron Weasley? Reggie Sadler's here? 717 00:28:54,828 --> 00:28:56,432 Okay, I'll just give up custody of my kid 718 00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:58,393 so we can start the meeting on your schedule. 719 00:28:59,358 --> 00:29:00,996 You have no idea what to do right now, do you? 720 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,402 - I... no. - Punch yourself in the face 721 00:29:02,406 --> 00:29:03,635 and go offer him some coffee! 722 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,784 - Obviously I need a minute here. - Sorry. 723 00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:09,351 Look, Marty, I need you to make this go away, okay? 724 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:10,574 I can't... I... 725 00:29:12,246 --> 00:29:14,440 Marty, I got to be able to see my kid. 726 00:29:15,024 --> 00:29:16,374 Please figure it out. 727 00:29:23,033 --> 00:29:25,862 Holding auditions from which we will choose 20 people 728 00:29:25,867 --> 00:29:28,086 who will go on to rehearse and then perform... 729 00:29:28,091 --> 00:29:29,112 Who's in there? 730 00:29:29,117 --> 00:29:30,724 - It's, uh, Reggie Sadler. - Swan Lake. 731 00:29:30,728 --> 00:29:33,698 We are prepared to offer you $2 million. 732 00:29:33,703 --> 00:29:35,204 Well, you'll have to audition, of course. 733 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:36,354 Whoa. 734 00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:38,807 Audition on... on camera? 735 00:29:39,033 --> 00:29:40,456 - No. - He doesn't have to audition. 736 00:29:40,461 --> 00:29:41,621 - He absolutely has to audition. - Of course he does! 737 00:29:41,625 --> 00:29:42,902 No, I have to protect his brand. 738 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,105 Well, look, right now, his brand 739 00:29:44,109 --> 00:29:45,362 is crazy, drunk misogynist. 740 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,599 - What else are you gonna do? - We'll figure it out. 741 00:29:47,604 --> 00:29:48,628 Thanks for playing for the team, guys. 742 00:29:48,632 --> 00:29:49,891 Well, we'll have to know if he can dance. 743 00:29:49,895 --> 00:29:50,910 How am I supposed to pull off 744 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,511 a production of Swan Lake with no real dancers? 745 00:29:52,515 --> 00:29:54,048 I don't know! 746 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:55,534 It's gonna be a real nail-biter. 747 00:29:55,539 --> 00:29:57,799 The harder your job is, the better the show is. 748 00:29:57,804 --> 00:29:59,752 Excuse me, if I can teach him the choreography 749 00:29:59,757 --> 00:30:01,621 and get him to audition, can I get another shot? 750 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,206 - No. - Yes. 751 00:30:03,211 --> 00:30:04,910 You're the single mom we cut yesterday, right? 752 00:30:04,914 --> 00:30:06,568 Gabby, and that was unfair. 753 00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:07,925 There was stripper dust on the stage. 754 00:30:07,929 --> 00:30:09,863 I'm sorry, she was cut. There's no second chances. 755 00:30:09,867 --> 00:30:12,627 Well, to be fair the show is literally about second chances. 756 00:30:12,632 --> 00:30:14,192 Yeah, I like her coming down here 757 00:30:14,197 --> 00:30:15,354 and asking for another shot. 758 00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:16,800 That's plucky as hell, and look at her. 759 00:30:16,804 --> 00:30:20,370 Her hair, those freckles... I'm drawn in. 760 00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:22,471 I don't know whether she's Black or white or what. 761 00:30:22,476 --> 00:30:24,073 You know what she looks like to me? 762 00:30:24,078 --> 00:30:26,948 She looks like America, and America needs a win. 763 00:30:26,953 --> 00:30:29,390 - She really does. - Yeah. 764 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,417 Come on, teach her the dance. 765 00:30:37,573 --> 00:30:39,619 I'm only showing you this once. 766 00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:42,143 - Mm-hmm. - It's a lot of money, Jade. 767 00:30:42,148 --> 00:30:43,668 We're appealing your suspension. 768 00:30:43,673 --> 00:30:45,621 We can't find a doctor to say I can play. 769 00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:47,018 My career could be over. 770 00:30:47,023 --> 00:30:49,151 I'm selling my furniture, Jade. I need a plan. 771 00:30:49,156 --> 00:30:52,050 Excuse me! Excuse me! Hi, excuse me. 772 00:30:52,055 --> 00:30:54,432 Uh, I'm Gabby Lewis. 773 00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:56,110 I'm with the show. You need to do this. 774 00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,628 You need the money, your reputation is trash, 775 00:30:58,633 --> 00:31:00,081 and women hate you. 776 00:31:00,809 --> 00:31:02,089 That last part ain't true. 777 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:03,595 This will be goodwill in the bank. 778 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,964 I can teach you. 779 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,440 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Let's do it. 780 00:31:10,445 --> 00:31:12,409 Your house, one hour. 781 00:31:13,558 --> 00:31:15,237 Uh, sorry. 782 00:31:15,242 --> 00:31:17,050 Um, I don't know where you live. 783 00:31:22,469 --> 00:31:24,133 All right, so what we doing? 784 00:31:24,138 --> 00:31:26,705 Right. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes. 785 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:29,354 Let's, um, partner up. Okay. 786 00:31:29,359 --> 00:31:30,995 Your, uh, your right hand on my shoulder, 787 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,489 and your left onto my... 788 00:31:34,617 --> 00:31:36,628 Sorry. Sorry. Uh, pandemic. 789 00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:38,815 I haven't been... I haven't been touched 790 00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:40,691 by a man in... in, like, a year. 791 00:31:40,696 --> 00:31:43,479 - You good? - Mm-hmm. Yes, yes. Here we go. 792 00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:46,503 Here we go. Mm-hmm. Right hand on my shoulder. 793 00:31:48,695 --> 00:31:50,773 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 794 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:55,604 It's actually been, um, much, much longer than a year. 795 00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:57,496 I'm gonna just... I'm gonna get some water, okay? 796 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,346 I'm gonna... 797 00:32:17,285 --> 00:32:19,231 _ 798 00:32:28,387 --> 00:32:30,840 _ 799 00:32:31,997 --> 00:32:33,908 And don't forget to breathe. 800 00:32:33,913 --> 00:32:35,828 One, two. Shoulders back. 801 00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:37,879 Watch your posture. Look me in the eye. 802 00:32:37,884 --> 00:32:40,887 Yep. Ow, that's my foot. And that's my boob. 803 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:43,329 - Sorry. - It's okay. It's okay. 804 00:32:43,334 --> 00:32:44,550 Don't let a sweet handful of boob 805 00:32:44,554 --> 00:32:46,161 get in the way of your success. 806 00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:47,599 It's not the boob. The boob is wonderful. 807 00:32:47,603 --> 00:32:48,786 I'm a boob man. 808 00:32:48,791 --> 00:32:50,354 Great. Uh-huh. 809 00:32:50,515 --> 00:32:51,951 Oh, my God. 810 00:32:52,785 --> 00:32:54,340 I'm not a dancer. 811 00:32:54,345 --> 00:32:56,512 Hey, have you ever even seen Swan Lake? 812 00:32:56,765 --> 00:32:58,418 Man, hell, no. 813 00:33:04,392 --> 00:33:06,348 Where's the part where Mila Kunis starts having sex 814 00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:08,286 - with Natalie Portman? - That's Black Swan. 815 00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:10,423 There's no ecstasy-fueled lesbian sex scene 816 00:33:10,428 --> 00:33:11,647 in Swan Lake. 817 00:33:11,652 --> 00:33:14,419 - God. - There should be. 818 00:33:15,938 --> 00:33:17,722 Ooh, we gonna do the lift? 819 00:33:17,848 --> 00:33:20,465 What? No. 820 00:33:21,271 --> 00:33:22,989 I-I don't want to throw your back out. 821 00:33:22,994 --> 00:33:25,137 You let me worry about my back, huh? 822 00:33:25,142 --> 00:33:27,623 No, it's just... 823 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,981 If you're the one who gets lifted, 824 00:33:29,986 --> 00:33:32,728 you're... you're, like, the... the best one, 825 00:33:32,733 --> 00:33:34,568 the smallest one, the one that gets everything. 826 00:33:34,572 --> 00:33:36,450 That's... that's just not me. 827 00:33:36,455 --> 00:33:37,904 You're getting a little worked up about this. 828 00:33:37,908 --> 00:33:39,662 What are you so concerned about the lift for? 829 00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:41,798 You know what you should be concerned about? 830 00:33:41,803 --> 00:33:43,958 - Not sucking. - I'ma show you not sucking. 831 00:33:43,963 --> 00:33:45,704 Hmm. When? 832 00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:47,825 Okay. 833 00:33:47,908 --> 00:33:49,288 Turn around. 834 00:33:53,259 --> 00:33:54,695 Up and down. Yeah, got it. 835 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,964 Chin up. And go. 836 00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:01,629 Drag. Up, down. 837 00:34:01,634 --> 00:34:03,549 Seven, eight, and go. 838 00:34:03,554 --> 00:34:05,239 Go, go. 839 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:07,203 - Across. - Yeah, that... 840 00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:08,296 Hook the arms. 841 00:34:08,301 --> 00:34:10,347 - How about this? - Stop it. 842 00:34:32,522 --> 00:34:35,068 Push me back. That's not a push, but okay. 843 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,181 Up, down. 844 00:34:36,186 --> 00:34:38,759 Elongate your neck. Smile. 845 00:34:38,764 --> 00:34:40,110 Okay, well, can you elongate your foot, please? 846 00:34:40,114 --> 00:34:41,416 - Big smile, or we'll lose. - Ow! 847 00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:43,501 Brittney. Hey! Excuse me. 848 00:34:43,506 --> 00:34:45,508 You are a grown woman, You don't hit. 849 00:34:45,513 --> 00:34:46,595 Ow! 850 00:35:22,770 --> 00:35:23,989 Okay. 851 00:35:24,119 --> 00:35:25,991 Let's go. 852 00:35:30,174 --> 00:35:31,689 This is so unfair. 853 00:35:31,974 --> 00:35:33,040 What? 854 00:35:33,045 --> 00:35:35,874 Your dinner, including the extra-large shake, 855 00:35:35,879 --> 00:35:38,103 is, like, 4,800 calories 856 00:35:38,108 --> 00:35:40,486 and 91 points on Weight Watchers. 857 00:35:40,929 --> 00:35:42,669 - How do you do that? - I just do. 858 00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:44,174 I know how many calories are in everything. 859 00:35:44,178 --> 00:35:45,704 How many calories am I? 860 00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:47,736 What, you mean if I, like, killed you and ate you? 861 00:35:47,741 --> 00:35:49,017 Yeah, roasted Reggie. 862 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:51,244 What do you go, 220? 223? 863 00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:52,744 221. That's pretty good. 864 00:35:52,749 --> 00:35:54,245 I'm gonna minus out the organs for you. 865 00:35:54,249 --> 00:35:55,306 Sure. 866 00:35:55,311 --> 00:35:57,962 You are 96,500 calories 867 00:35:57,967 --> 00:36:01,064 and 2,135 points on Weight Watchers. 868 00:36:01,069 --> 00:36:03,134 Wow, that is crazy. You're insane. 869 00:36:03,139 --> 00:36:05,517 I was a dancer growing up. Small's better. 870 00:36:05,522 --> 00:36:07,290 Mm-mm. This is your issue. 871 00:36:07,295 --> 00:36:08,946 That call's coming from inside of the house. 872 00:36:08,950 --> 00:36:10,540 Oh, okay. 873 00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:12,769 The guy who tweeted about Michelle Obama's big ass 874 00:36:12,774 --> 00:36:13,807 says it's all in our heads? 875 00:36:13,811 --> 00:36:15,850 - God, that was a compliment. - How about this? 876 00:36:15,854 --> 00:36:18,986 Just don't say anything about anybody's body ever. 877 00:36:18,991 --> 00:36:20,123 - Period. - How about this? 878 00:36:20,128 --> 00:36:21,244 We are physical creatures, 879 00:36:21,249 --> 00:36:23,572 and attraction is a wonderful thing, period. 880 00:36:23,577 --> 00:36:25,013 Man, just lighten up. 881 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:27,587 Why is the answer always for women to just lighten up? 882 00:36:27,592 --> 00:36:30,638 Bullying, harassment. "Babe, just lighten up." 883 00:36:30,643 --> 00:36:32,658 Oh, how did we get to rape, mood killer? Damn! 884 00:36:32,663 --> 00:36:35,111 It is a slippery slope from commenting on our bodies 885 00:36:35,116 --> 00:36:36,378 to wanting to own them. 886 00:36:36,383 --> 00:36:37,665 It's gender terrorism. 887 00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:38,869 You really believe that? 888 00:36:38,874 --> 00:36:40,228 Sometimes. 889 00:36:41,859 --> 00:36:44,731 Okay, and then other times, I just want to look pretty. 890 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:50,923 ? Why don't we steal away ? 891 00:36:50,936 --> 00:36:52,205 You are pretty. 892 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,751 ? Into the night? ? 893 00:36:53,756 --> 00:36:55,845 ? I know it ain't right ? 894 00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,337 We got to get out of here. 895 00:36:57,898 --> 00:37:00,478 Got to crush that audition tomorrow. 896 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,658 That's Reggie Sadler. 897 00:37:09,277 --> 00:37:11,126 Thanks for getting mowed over last year. 898 00:37:11,131 --> 00:37:13,960 You cost me two grand, drunk hair bag. 899 00:37:14,225 --> 00:37:15,356 Let's go. Who cares? 900 00:37:15,361 --> 00:37:17,146 Team's better off without you, man. 901 00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:18,936 Come on. Let's go. 902 00:37:18,941 --> 00:37:20,033 Yeah, that's right. 903 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:22,439 Listen to your fat-ass girlfriend! 904 00:37:29,569 --> 00:37:31,767 Yo! Reggie! 905 00:37:31,772 --> 00:37:32,885 - Come on, chill! - Reggie! 906 00:37:32,889 --> 00:37:34,079 Say it again! 907 00:37:34,084 --> 00:37:35,962 Yeah, you got the right one today, bro. 908 00:37:35,967 --> 00:37:37,181 Reggie! 909 00:37:53,086 --> 00:37:54,142 Hi, can I help you? 910 00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:55,862 I need to know how much porn my husband is looking at, 911 00:37:55,866 --> 00:37:57,299 but he clears his history constantly. 912 00:37:57,303 --> 00:37:58,923 Can you help me? 913 00:37:59,369 --> 00:38:00,986 Of course. Right this way. 914 00:38:01,228 --> 00:38:03,689 - Okay. - No, no, no, no, no, no. No. 915 00:38:03,694 --> 00:38:05,251 Do a system restore, Scout. 916 00:38:05,256 --> 00:38:07,142 I had to do it for a lady last week. 917 00:38:07,147 --> 00:38:09,579 - You do this a lot? - Oh, you have no idea. 918 00:38:09,584 --> 00:38:10,889 I got it. I got it. I got it. 919 00:38:10,894 --> 00:38:14,431 Okay, so this guy's hitting it ten times a day. 920 00:38:14,475 --> 00:38:16,923 This dude was looking at porn like it's his job. 921 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:19,111 Amateur Slamature, Suburbanjugs, 922 00:38:19,116 --> 00:38:20,861 American Butts Only, Tightpitts. 923 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:23,064 Looks like he's on a webcam site a lot. 924 00:38:23,069 --> 00:38:24,940 Wait, webcam, that's with a live girl? 925 00:38:24,945 --> 00:38:26,705 Why do you look at porn when you have someone 926 00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:28,220 at home to have sex with? 927 00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:30,908 Easier, faster, more variety. 928 00:38:30,913 --> 00:38:32,653 It's not cheating. It's just release. 929 00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:34,204 - No, no, no, man. - That's disgusting. 930 00:38:34,209 --> 00:38:35,447 I think anything sexual 931 00:38:35,452 --> 00:38:37,923 outside of a relationship is definitely cheating. 932 00:38:37,928 --> 00:38:40,470 And besides, porn is degrading to women. 933 00:38:40,475 --> 00:38:42,267 Oh, my God. You are so uptight. 934 00:38:42,272 --> 00:38:43,708 Everybody looks at porn. 935 00:38:43,713 --> 00:38:44,979 - No... - No. No, no, no. 936 00:38:44,983 --> 00:38:47,478 You cannot separate your heart from your genitals, man. 937 00:38:47,483 --> 00:38:48,923 - Okay, you're not... - Let me guess. 938 00:38:48,928 --> 00:38:51,056 He tells you that he's been working a lot. 939 00:38:51,061 --> 00:38:52,320 Oh, he's been working, all right. 940 00:38:52,324 --> 00:38:53,804 He's been working his damn ding-dong. 941 00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:55,143 It's not like he has a girlfriend. 942 00:38:55,147 --> 00:38:57,322 No, this is so much worse. 943 00:38:57,327 --> 00:39:00,244 He can have whatever he wants whenever he wants. 944 00:39:00,556 --> 00:39:03,072 The Internet is his girlfriend! 945 00:39:03,559 --> 00:39:06,322 What am I supposed to do, huh? 946 00:39:06,327 --> 00:39:08,486 I think you should do whatever you want. 947 00:39:13,295 --> 00:39:14,905 Yeah, you're right. 948 00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:17,423 You are exactly right. I can do whatever I want. 949 00:39:17,428 --> 00:39:19,712 Thank you for the depressing focus group. 950 00:39:19,961 --> 00:39:21,180 I have an audition. 951 00:39:21,185 --> 00:39:22,315 Good luck on your journey. 952 00:39:22,319 --> 00:39:23,537 Thank you! 953 00:39:25,462 --> 00:39:26,947 Don't you have your thing today? 954 00:39:27,163 --> 00:39:31,259 I don't think so, buddy. Kind of fell apart last night. 955 00:39:32,543 --> 00:39:34,103 - Ah! - Oh, hey! 956 00:39:34,108 --> 00:39:37,329 - Look who's here! Oh, wow! - Oh, whoa! 957 00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:39,466 - Hello. - Hi. 958 00:39:39,581 --> 00:39:41,844 Come with me? Moral support. 959 00:39:41,849 --> 00:39:44,579 Plus, maybe all the women will be eaten by bears. 960 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,119 Sam, should we go cheer for Justin? 961 00:39:48,464 --> 00:39:49,944 Yeah? 962 00:39:50,078 --> 00:39:52,345 Okay, I guess we'll go. 963 00:39:52,659 --> 00:39:54,994 Come on, Mike. Hey. 964 00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:59,902 Open up. I see you. 965 00:40:03,248 --> 00:40:04,994 Paige told me what happened. 966 00:40:04,999 --> 00:40:06,258 You're gonna miss your audition. 967 00:40:06,262 --> 00:40:08,345 - I'm not doing that. - Why not? 968 00:40:08,350 --> 00:40:12,064 'Cause it's stupid and she told me off on camera. 969 00:40:12,069 --> 00:40:16,552 Said I was miserable and that I pushed her away. 970 00:40:16,557 --> 00:40:18,212 Is any of that true? 971 00:40:19,781 --> 00:40:22,088 It's been a hard few years. 972 00:40:24,344 --> 00:40:25,775 I'm lost, man. 973 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:27,892 I think a lot of people feel like that. 974 00:40:28,548 --> 00:40:31,507 It's a hard time to be alive, but I'll tell you what, 975 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:34,949 I did not know that you could dance like that. 976 00:40:36,061 --> 00:40:38,806 Why not do the show? Be a part of something. 977 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:40,384 See what happens. 978 00:40:43,261 --> 00:40:45,267 I just want her back. 979 00:40:45,688 --> 00:40:48,001 Is it possible that you don't want Paige back? 980 00:40:48,299 --> 00:40:51,519 Is it possible that you want you back? 981 00:40:56,499 --> 00:40:59,923 Oh, you're a lifesaver. What prevents us? 982 00:40:59,928 --> 00:41:02,048 Final couple dance starts now. 983 00:41:02,053 --> 00:41:03,462 Roll sound, please. 984 00:41:08,829 --> 00:41:10,290 - Um... - I'm sorry. 985 00:41:10,295 --> 00:41:12,465 I'm sorry, sorry, sorry I'm late. 986 00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:18,665 ? Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh ? 987 00:41:18,670 --> 00:41:20,846 ? Let me tell ya now ? 988 00:41:20,851 --> 00:41:22,288 ? Uh-huh ? 989 00:41:25,344 --> 00:41:26,665 I'm weirdly invested 990 00:41:26,670 --> 00:41:28,415 in Spider-Man and the meter maid. 991 00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:29,642 ? Let you go, baby ? 992 00:41:29,647 --> 00:41:33,142 ? But now since I see you in his arms ? 993 00:41:35,303 --> 00:41:37,517 She's just glowing. 994 00:41:37,952 --> 00:41:40,111 I'm doing this, Alan. You do something else. 995 00:41:41,262 --> 00:41:42,814 ? All I need ? 996 00:41:42,819 --> 00:41:45,259 ? Oh, just one more chance ? 997 00:41:45,264 --> 00:41:47,884 ? To show you that I love you, baby ? 998 00:41:48,354 --> 00:41:49,850 Final cuts in five. 999 00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:52,156 Ready the star drop. Cue the lights, please. 1000 00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,946 Oh, my God. 1001 00:41:53,951 --> 00:41:55,682 - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. 1002 00:41:55,687 --> 00:41:57,001 Hey, where's my football player? 1003 00:41:57,006 --> 00:41:59,509 Uh, he couldn't do it. 1004 00:41:59,514 --> 00:42:01,861 I'm just here for Justin. Sorry. 1005 00:42:02,732 --> 00:42:05,611 Nah, don't be. I mean, feel sorry for me. 1006 00:42:05,616 --> 00:42:06,666 I'm the one that's stuck in Detroit 1007 00:42:06,670 --> 00:42:08,197 for the next four months. 1008 00:42:08,341 --> 00:42:10,610 But you... you don't want to do this show. 1009 00:42:10,615 --> 00:42:12,142 I mean, all these people, 1010 00:42:12,147 --> 00:42:13,620 their gonna have their lives turned upside down. 1011 00:42:13,624 --> 00:42:15,947 We're gonna look for dirt, and we're gonna exploit it, 1012 00:42:15,952 --> 00:42:17,954 and I'll feel bad, 1013 00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:20,795 but not too bad 'cause that's my job. 1014 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,048 Yo. 1015 00:42:23,302 --> 00:42:24,572 We doing this or what? 1016 00:42:26,334 --> 00:42:28,431 Oh, who is that? 1017 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,284 All right, it looks like you're up. 1018 00:42:30,288 --> 00:42:32,470 - I don't have shoes. - I brought them just in case. 1019 00:42:32,475 --> 00:42:34,587 - She brought them just in case. - O-okay. 1020 00:42:34,592 --> 00:42:35,760 It's okay. Just breathe. 1021 00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:36,908 She's coming! Slow but fast. 1022 00:42:36,913 --> 00:42:38,420 Oh, my God, your hair! Take it down. 1023 00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:39,963 Sadler's in the zone. Let's go. 1024 00:42:39,967 --> 00:42:41,531 He's, like, really attractive in person. 1025 00:42:41,535 --> 00:42:42,876 Did you... Did you tell me that? 1026 00:42:42,881 --> 00:42:44,471 Honey, I'm gonna muss the hair in the back. 1027 00:42:44,475 --> 00:42:46,002 - Just pull it back. - You look beautiful, okay? 1028 00:42:46,006 --> 00:42:47,921 You got to go. You got to go. 1029 00:42:48,148 --> 00:42:49,681 Beyoncé! 1030 00:42:50,488 --> 00:42:51,681 I thought you got arrested. 1031 00:42:51,686 --> 00:42:53,384 They both had warrants. 1032 00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:55,345 Hey, we need some music. 1033 00:42:56,392 --> 00:42:57,526 Check it out. 1034 00:43:30,412 --> 00:43:31,630 Let's do the lift. 1035 00:43:31,635 --> 00:43:33,202 - What? No, no, no. - Yeah. 1036 00:43:33,207 --> 00:43:35,095 No, no, no, no! 1037 00:43:53,816 --> 00:43:55,687 - Wow! - Whoo! 1038 00:43:59,396 --> 00:44:00,919 Yes! 1039 00:44:04,505 --> 00:44:05,624 What? What's up? 1040 00:44:05,629 --> 00:44:07,522 Nothing. I... 1041 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,702 Thank you. 1042 00:44:11,981 --> 00:44:13,384 Thanks for that. 1043 00:44:16,426 --> 00:44:18,475 Thank you. 1044 00:44:19,692 --> 00:44:21,422 Jessica, let me see your notes. Let me see your notes. 1045 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:22,617 I want you to find out everything you can 1046 00:44:22,621 --> 00:44:24,897 about her family, socioeconomics. 1047 00:44:25,111 --> 00:44:27,679 - Who's the father of her kid? - She didn't want to say. 1048 00:44:28,356 --> 00:44:29,726 That means there's something there. 1049 00:44:29,730 --> 00:44:30,781 - Can you figure it out? - Yeah. 1050 00:44:30,785 --> 00:44:33,100 - Why are we doing this? - 'Cause she's our story. 1051 00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:34,616 How is she the story? 1052 00:44:35,004 --> 00:44:37,163 She's gonna fall in love with him, 1053 00:44:38,210 --> 00:44:40,132 and he's gonna break her heart. 1054 00:44:40,318 --> 00:44:45,318 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com