1 00:00:01,398 --> 00:00:03,398 Yesterday two teenagers reported seeing 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:06,100 this elderly gentlemen disintegrate before their eyes 3 00:00:06,202 --> 00:00:09,100 - into a pile of dust and bones. - Dust and bones? 4 00:00:09,106 --> 00:00:11,272 Sounds to me like a classic case 5 00:00:11,374 --> 00:00:13,208 of teen one-upsmanship. 6 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,115 "Oh, hey. I made out with this girl last night." 7 00:00:15,121 --> 00:00:17,521 "Oh, really? I made out with a girl last night, too. 8 00:00:17,624 --> 00:00:19,156 "And some old man 9 00:00:19,162 --> 00:00:21,134 "disintegrated right in front of us." 10 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:23,394 - Are you done, Leroy? - Yes, I am. 11 00:00:23,496 --> 00:00:25,310 We tested the bones and identified 12 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:26,702 the man as Dan Brewster. 13 00:00:26,708 --> 00:00:28,472 Now, here's where it gets interesting. 14 00:00:28,478 --> 00:00:30,140 This was Dan one week ago. 15 00:00:30,146 --> 00:00:31,579 He was 25 years old. 16 00:00:31,585 --> 00:00:33,175 What? 17 00:00:33,181 --> 00:00:35,183 - Barry, did you just like his photo? - Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:35,189 --> 00:00:37,447 One last like for my main man Dan. 19 00:00:37,766 --> 00:00:40,912 So, a person aging decades in a matter of days. 20 00:00:40,918 --> 00:00:42,989 Is it just a severe case of progeria? 21 00:00:42,995 --> 00:00:45,090 I mean, have you ever seen anything like this before? 22 00:00:45,096 --> 00:00:46,846 No, we have never seen anything like it. 23 00:00:46,852 --> 00:00:49,228 Sorry, Leroy. Uh, progeria is a disease 24 00:00:49,234 --> 00:00:51,158 where the cells in the body go through 25 00:00:51,164 --> 00:00:53,170 their life cycle at an accelerated rate. 26 00:00:53,176 --> 00:00:55,430 You think you're the only one who knows what progeria means? 27 00:00:55,436 --> 00:00:57,209 We've all seen Benjamin Buttons, bro. 28 00:00:57,215 --> 00:00:59,699 Well, actually, Benjamin Buttons is just the opposite. 29 00:00:59,705 --> 00:01:01,117 - So, rewind it. - What? 30 00:01:01,123 --> 00:01:03,223 What are we, watching it on a VCR? What's going on? 31 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:04,495 What's wrong with VCR? 32 00:01:04,501 --> 00:01:05,759 - You have a VCR? - Yeah. 33 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:07,919 - What movies do you have? - I got all the Rockys. Uh-huh. 34 00:01:07,925 --> 00:01:10,064 - Rockys? The Rocky movies? - Yeah. 35 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,242 - Do you have Rocky I? - Mm-hmm. 36 00:01:11,248 --> 00:01:12,332 - II? III? - Yeah. Yeah. 37 00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:13,437 - IV? - Mm-hmm. 38 00:01:13,443 --> 00:01:14,927 - V? Rocky Balboa? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:16,833 - Creed? Sweet. - Yeah. 40 00:01:16,839 --> 00:01:18,618 Before he died, Dan was a caddie 41 00:01:18,624 --> 00:01:20,512 at the Copper Glen Country Club. 42 00:01:20,518 --> 00:01:22,085 That's where he was last seen alive. 43 00:01:22,231 --> 00:01:23,864 Now, he caddied for this gentleman, 44 00:01:24,013 --> 00:01:26,914 Stafford Yates, who is the wealthy CEO 45 00:01:27,016 --> 00:01:28,248 of Vaia Pharmaceuticals. 46 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:29,783 They concentrate their research 47 00:01:29,885 --> 00:01:31,552 on the area of antiaging. 48 00:01:31,654 --> 00:01:33,720 So, this Yates person wants to do 49 00:01:33,823 --> 00:01:35,422 fountain-of-youth testing 50 00:01:35,524 --> 00:01:37,257 by kidnapping human guinea pigs? 51 00:01:37,359 --> 00:01:39,126 Maybe. That's what we're gonna find out. 52 00:01:39,228 --> 00:01:41,295 You two are going undercover at the country club. 53 00:01:41,342 --> 00:01:42,875 I want you to track Stafford Yates. 54 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,500 Find out what he knows about Brewster's disappearance. 55 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:46,863 Oh, and, uh, one more thing. 56 00:01:46,869 --> 00:01:48,828 You're using two separate covers. 57 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:51,135 One of you is a member. The other is a caddie. 58 00:01:52,129 --> 00:01:53,371 Member. 59 00:01:53,377 --> 00:01:56,612 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 60 00:01:58,374 --> 00:01:59,429 Okay, how about this? 61 00:01:59,435 --> 00:02:01,578 How about we take turns carrying the clubs? 62 00:02:01,587 --> 00:02:03,326 Max, you're the caddie. 63 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:04,590 The caddie carries clubs. 64 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,688 Well, yeah, traditionally. 65 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,094 But, I mean, how about we develop 66 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,562 a new kind of caddie... 67 00:02:09,664 --> 00:02:12,064 Golf boss relationship? 68 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:14,300 Hey, you're lucky. You got off easy. 69 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:16,368 I'm the one who got stuck with the hard job. 70 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:19,371 Traipsing around as one of these upper-class jerks. 71 00:02:19,377 --> 00:02:21,825 - Rich people are the worst. - Leroy, listen, you're gonna have 72 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:23,205 to keep an open mind, okay? 73 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,877 I mean, some of these people are perfectly lovely. 74 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,712 For instance, I have a rich uncle. 75 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,380 Uncle Petey. He was the best. 76 00:02:28,483 --> 00:02:30,149 He had this huge house, right? 77 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,417 Have us come over, 78 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,301 let us trim the hedges, let us rake 79 00:02:33,307 --> 00:02:35,292 up the leaves into these giant piles. 80 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:38,090 He'd-he'd let us push the lawn mowers around. 81 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,423 I mean, it was a special time. 82 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:42,964 You were an unpaid child gardener. 83 00:02:44,516 --> 00:02:45,998 What? 84 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,833 Stafford? Stafford Yates? 85 00:02:48,927 --> 00:02:50,903 Ha! It really is you. 86 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,738 As I live and breathe. 87 00:02:52,744 --> 00:02:53,843 Do I know you? 88 00:02:53,849 --> 00:02:55,616 You wish. Leroy Wright. 89 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,610 - What's up? - How's it going? 90 00:02:57,712 --> 00:02:59,793 I go way back with Kurt Downing. 91 00:02:59,891 --> 00:03:01,278 When I told him I was moving 92 00:03:01,284 --> 00:03:02,620 my import-export business 93 00:03:02,717 --> 00:03:05,251 to town for taxes... 94 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:07,186 he told me about this second-rate pigsty. 95 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,679 Figured I'd come check it out. 96 00:03:08,685 --> 00:03:10,085 Okay. 97 00:03:10,091 --> 00:03:11,993 Well, this is Campbell McMasters. 98 00:03:11,999 --> 00:03:14,660 - He's the president of the club. - Hey-oh. 99 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,309 Kurt's been a great friend 100 00:03:16,315 --> 00:03:18,902 of this "second-rate pigsty." 101 00:03:19,355 --> 00:03:20,679 Hey, Yates. 102 00:03:20,685 --> 00:03:22,296 You gonna hit the ball, or have you gone blind 103 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,148 staring at Campbell's idiotic watch? 104 00:03:26,046 --> 00:03:28,513 Golf bosses. Bunch of windbags, right? 105 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,676 Rather hang with my boys. 106 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:35,514 - Oh, is that me? - Yeah, big-time. 107 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,550 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. - Oh. 108 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,552 Hey, you caddie for Stafford, right? 109 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:41,159 - What's he like? - He's fine. 110 00:03:41,165 --> 00:03:42,988 - I mean, I barely know him. - Same. 111 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:44,969 Same. Yeah, yeah. No, I-I don't know 112 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,801 that guy. We're not best friends. 113 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:49,528 There aren't any songs that remind me of him. 114 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,145 Right. 115 00:03:52,426 --> 00:03:56,035 Hey. Uh, do you have any advice for the new guy? 116 00:03:56,058 --> 00:03:57,958 Yeah. Don't work here. 117 00:03:58,139 --> 00:03:59,638 What do you mean? 118 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,474 There's a really high turnover for caddies here. 119 00:04:02,577 --> 00:04:04,707 Some of them kind of... 120 00:04:04,713 --> 00:04:05,916 Disappear. 121 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,846 - What are you talking about? - Shh. 122 00:04:08,035 --> 00:04:09,386 Not here. 123 00:04:10,576 --> 00:04:12,296 You mean, like, no talking at all? Or... 124 00:04:12,302 --> 00:04:13,686 - Shh. - Tell you what, the feds 125 00:04:13,692 --> 00:04:15,825 are all up my ass over these African gazelles 126 00:04:15,831 --> 00:04:17,180 I want to bring over here. 127 00:04:17,186 --> 00:04:18,485 Regulations are killing me. 128 00:04:18,577 --> 00:04:20,477 I killed one of those. They're beautiful. 129 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,228 But I hear you on the regulations. 130 00:04:22,234 --> 00:04:23,900 Damn FDA. 131 00:04:23,906 --> 00:04:25,137 Used to be all over us at Vaia. 132 00:04:25,143 --> 00:04:26,607 How is the pharmaceutical game? 133 00:04:26,613 --> 00:04:27,933 What? 134 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,441 You think they let him work 135 00:04:29,447 --> 00:04:30,874 at a pharmaceutical company? 136 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,038 Yeah, I got kicked off the board about a year ago 137 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,907 for making a porno in my office. 138 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:37,509 They called me "grossly incompetent." 139 00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:39,545 I'm like, "No, I'm not. You are!" 140 00:04:40,136 --> 00:04:41,513 Killer comeback. 141 00:04:41,616 --> 00:04:42,915 Yeah, I'm that good. 142 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:44,316 Okay. 143 00:04:45,276 --> 00:04:47,043 Pretty good strike. 144 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,887 - Sliced it. - I did. 145 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:50,789 It's not a tomato, Yates. 146 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,970 How am I gonna get that in the bushes? 147 00:04:52,976 --> 00:04:54,889 That's what a caddie's for, isn't it? 148 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,362 Man, I hate this game. 149 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:59,059 - Come on, caddie. - Sorry. 150 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:00,831 It turns out that another caddie 151 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:03,134 disappeared from Copper Glen a few years ago. 152 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,668 A pattern emerges. 153 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,006 You know, I used to belong to 154 00:05:06,012 --> 00:05:07,434 one of these places growing up. 155 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,006 These people are literally the worst. 156 00:05:09,012 --> 00:05:10,637 I would not be surprised if they're actually running 157 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:11,938 these tests on these kids. 158 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:13,473 Wait, so you're rich? But last weekend 159 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,607 you said you couldn't afford 160 00:05:14,613 --> 00:05:15,842 to do karaoke with me and my roomies. 161 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,748 Okay, last time I did karaoke with you guys, 162 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:20,117 Miriam told me that if I couldn't hit a high "C," 163 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:22,286 then I shouldn't bother trying to sing Mariah. 164 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:23,685 Here's what I want to know: 165 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,031 how rich are we talking? 166 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,391 Plane or boat? 167 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,760 # Helicopter... # 168 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:30,928 Okay, sorry, just... 169 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,563 Maybe Miriam was right. 170 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,431 Helicopter? 171 00:05:34,533 --> 00:05:36,366 All right, I'll catch up with you losers later. 172 00:05:36,372 --> 00:05:37,768 - All right. - I got to tip my caddie. 173 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,386 Sometimes I give mine extra 174 00:05:39,392 --> 00:05:41,122 to do a little dance. Caddie? 175 00:05:41,128 --> 00:05:42,402 - Uh-oh. - Oh... 176 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:43,907 - Come on, now. - -Man, don't do it. 177 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:45,442 - Here we go. - Ricky, don't. 178 00:05:45,544 --> 00:05:48,245 Hold the line. Just don't do it. 179 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:49,450 - Dance, dance. - Here we go. 180 00:05:49,456 --> 00:05:50,543 - Dance, dance. - Here we go. 181 00:05:50,549 --> 00:05:51,882 - Dance, dance, dance. - Here we go. 182 00:05:55,387 --> 00:05:56,887 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Oh, there it is. 183 00:05:56,893 --> 00:05:58,526 It's gonna get away from you. It's gonna get away from you. 184 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,670 - There you go. - Yeah. 185 00:05:59,676 --> 00:06:00,762 Come on, come on. 186 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,393 There you go. There you go. 187 00:06:05,858 --> 00:06:07,458 Top-notch, Stafford. 188 00:06:07,841 --> 00:06:10,161 Nothing funnier than destroying a man's dignity. 189 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,900 My caddie's so stupid, 190 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:14,036 he thinks NASDAQ is a rapper. 191 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:18,540 He thinks Waterford Crystal is a stripper from Connecticut. 192 00:06:18,642 --> 00:06:20,342 Look at him. I think he actually does 193 00:06:20,444 --> 00:06:22,878 - think that. - He does! Look at his face. 194 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:25,547 He still wears his wedding ring, and his wife ran out on him... 195 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,112 - Twice! - Wait, wait. Same wife? 196 00:06:27,118 --> 00:06:28,717 You think he could afford a second one? 197 00:06:28,819 --> 00:06:31,053 All right. Be good. 198 00:06:31,155 --> 00:06:32,421 Take care, guys. 199 00:06:34,358 --> 00:06:36,558 Oh, that's sad. 200 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:38,560 - Hey, man. - Hey, buddy. 201 00:06:38,759 --> 00:06:40,125 Getting a little personal 202 00:06:40,131 --> 00:06:41,730 with the roast battle there, don't you think? 203 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:42,969 Dude, we're undercover. 204 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:45,705 Okay. 205 00:06:45,913 --> 00:06:48,504 I mean... maybe I was wrong. 206 00:06:48,510 --> 00:06:50,009 Rich guys are terrible. 207 00:06:50,015 --> 00:06:52,508 Maybe, but Stafford's definitely not our guy. 208 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:55,577 He's way, way too dumb to be a mad scientist. 209 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:56,969 Okay, well, something is up, 210 00:06:56,975 --> 00:06:58,554 because Ricky was freaked out. 211 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,655 He was like... 212 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:02,751 He wanted you to spoon-feed him applesauce? 213 00:07:02,757 --> 00:07:05,123 No, he was scared. That's a scared face. He's like... 214 00:07:05,129 --> 00:07:08,184 - This is a scared face. - Oh. 215 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:09,556 You're actually right. That's super good. 216 00:07:11,233 --> 00:07:12,699 Look out! 217 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:14,625 Oh, my God. 218 00:07:16,823 --> 00:07:18,341 Honest mistake. 219 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:21,367 Um, what's up with Campbell? 220 00:07:21,806 --> 00:07:26,009 There's walking it off, and there's walking it off. 221 00:07:26,695 --> 00:07:28,484 And his leg, it just... 222 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,050 It bent back into place again. 223 00:07:31,056 --> 00:07:32,923 I can't emphasize how messed up it is, 224 00:07:33,025 --> 00:07:34,925 like a movie I can't stop watching. 225 00:07:35,027 --> 00:07:37,027 I just want the movie to end. 226 00:07:37,033 --> 00:07:38,699 Okay, so, the old man... 227 00:07:38,705 --> 00:07:40,793 The one that disintegrated in front of the teenagers... 228 00:07:40,799 --> 00:07:42,532 If he was indeed rapidly aging, 229 00:07:42,634 --> 00:07:45,602 all that energy must have gone somewhere. 230 00:07:45,704 --> 00:07:47,498 And if Campbell can heal 231 00:07:47,504 --> 00:07:49,745 just as quickly, it suggests 232 00:07:49,751 --> 00:07:51,050 some sort of transfer. 233 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:52,672 - Maybe. - Well, it certainly 234 00:07:52,678 --> 00:07:54,580 doesn't sound like a coincidence. 235 00:07:54,586 --> 00:07:56,052 You know what it does sound like? 236 00:07:57,196 --> 00:07:58,916 The Cronos machine. 237 00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:01,147 Right? 238 00:08:01,153 --> 00:08:02,185 What? 239 00:08:03,318 --> 00:08:05,051 Cronos machine. 240 00:08:05,308 --> 00:08:07,490 Do you seriously not know what a Cronos machine is? 241 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:10,627 Okay, well... 242 00:08:13,032 --> 00:08:14,637 There are ancient legends 243 00:08:14,643 --> 00:08:16,438 in South American folklore 244 00:08:16,535 --> 00:08:18,068 of the Cronos machine, 245 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:20,918 designed to perfect and heal the human body. 246 00:08:20,924 --> 00:08:22,774 Only problem was, they were built 247 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:25,201 within sacred trees with powers 248 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:28,585 of invincibility but also evil. 249 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:31,201 Their ultimate goal: immortality. 250 00:08:31,498 --> 00:08:33,683 You saying "cronuts" machine? 251 00:08:33,786 --> 00:08:36,186 Cronos machine. It's an immortality machine. 252 00:08:36,288 --> 00:08:38,789 The donut with the croissant, it's a hybrid. 253 00:08:38,795 --> 00:08:40,186 - Man, there ain't no Cronos... - All right, 254 00:08:40,192 --> 00:08:42,626 Leroy, there's a party at Copper Glen tonight. 255 00:08:42,728 --> 00:08:44,428 You're going to attend. Once you're in, 256 00:08:44,530 --> 00:08:46,930 break off, and find out whatever you can about this Campbell guy, 257 00:08:47,032 --> 00:08:48,632 - so nobody else gets hurt. - Got it. 258 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:50,100 Annie, you're gonna go 259 00:08:50,202 --> 00:08:52,198 as his wife, all right? You know the terrain, 260 00:08:52,204 --> 00:08:53,944 and you can blend in with the rich crowd. 261 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,782 - Ooh, I bet she will. - Max, 262 00:08:55,788 --> 00:08:57,616 - you'll be going as a waiter. - Oh, great. 263 00:08:57,622 --> 00:09:00,089 I guess, uh, instead of passing out clubs, 264 00:09:00,095 --> 00:09:02,629 I'll be passing out club sandwiches. 265 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:07,233 No, do you... I... 266 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:09,587 - Do you get it, 'cause... - Yes, everyone got it. 267 00:09:09,593 --> 00:09:11,370 It's not hard to get. Let's go to work. 268 00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:15,564 Leroy. 269 00:09:15,977 --> 00:09:17,969 Please, I want you to meet 270 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:20,273 the love of my life, Monica. 271 00:09:20,370 --> 00:09:22,304 - Charmed. - Well... 272 00:09:22,406 --> 00:09:25,106 And you must be Chantreuse, yes? 273 00:09:25,209 --> 00:09:27,742 Chantreuse. Okay. 274 00:09:27,748 --> 00:09:28,977 - And, Campbell... - Mm-hmm? 275 00:09:29,079 --> 00:09:31,179 Ugly watch, as always. 276 00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:33,315 Tease him about his watch, honey. Oh, I like it. 277 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:35,183 Doesn't seem like you're overcompensating at all. 278 00:09:35,285 --> 00:09:36,547 That's my girl. 279 00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:37,897 Oh. Oh, I like her. 280 00:09:37,903 --> 00:09:40,355 I love her. I love you. 281 00:09:40,361 --> 00:09:42,361 Oh, well, let's go chat. 282 00:09:42,367 --> 00:09:43,733 Let the boys be boys. 283 00:09:44,027 --> 00:09:46,194 - I spy a dessert tray. - Ooh. 284 00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:48,908 Lemon bars. 285 00:09:48,914 --> 00:09:50,265 Tuna tartare, anyone? 286 00:09:50,582 --> 00:09:52,081 Excuse me, um... 287 00:09:52,087 --> 00:09:55,203 Gee, but... where do I know you from? 288 00:09:55,305 --> 00:09:56,805 Um... 289 00:09:57,003 --> 00:09:59,136 No, I don't think... I'm one of three triplets... 290 00:09:59,142 --> 00:10:01,843 Wait a minute. Well, no, no. Now I remember. Yes, yes. 291 00:10:01,849 --> 00:10:03,541 You're the waiter I'm gonna have fired 292 00:10:03,547 --> 00:10:05,180 the next time he interrupts me. 293 00:10:05,282 --> 00:10:07,015 Right, of course. Yes, I'm so sorry, sir. 294 00:10:07,117 --> 00:10:09,251 Get out of here, stupid. 295 00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:12,263 But will Campbell even notice 296 00:10:12,269 --> 00:10:14,270 that I look great in this dress? 297 00:10:14,276 --> 00:10:15,286 Of course not. 298 00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:17,626 - Mm. - He's probably off 299 00:10:17,728 --> 00:10:19,567 in the secret room doing 300 00:10:19,573 --> 00:10:21,334 the P90X or whatever. 301 00:10:21,431 --> 00:10:24,065 I'm sorry, what was that? 302 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,401 Mm. P90X. 303 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,352 It's an exercise routine 304 00:10:28,358 --> 00:10:30,243 popularized by Paul Ryan... 305 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:31,872 No, I'm sorry, just before that, 306 00:10:31,878 --> 00:10:33,313 you were saying something... 307 00:10:33,319 --> 00:10:35,152 There's-there's a secret room? 308 00:10:35,158 --> 00:10:37,846 Mm. Yeah. It's downstairs. 309 00:10:38,296 --> 00:10:40,348 I'm not allowed in it, of course. 310 00:10:40,353 --> 00:10:43,087 "You belong in three rooms:" 311 00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:46,338 "the kitchen, the bedroom, and the doll room." 312 00:10:47,324 --> 00:10:49,224 Uh, we can't have children, 313 00:10:49,326 --> 00:10:53,268 so I just have a room full of 300 dolls. 314 00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:59,243 Leroy, there's a secret room downstairs. 315 00:10:59,249 --> 00:11:01,050 - I'm coming towards you. - ... my factories for multiple 316 00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:02,576 human rights violations, 317 00:11:02,582 --> 00:11:05,249 but the important thing is we were never convicted. 318 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,528 That's the important thing. 319 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:10,074 - Hello, men. We're back! - Hello! 320 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,901 Honey, did you know that 321 00:11:11,907 --> 00:11:13,878 Chartreuse has children? 322 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,357 Real ones, not the kind with the 323 00:11:16,363 --> 00:11:18,524 glass eyes and the stuffing. 324 00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:19,789 Excuse me. I... 325 00:11:19,795 --> 00:11:21,864 - Have to use the little boys' room. - Oh. 326 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,135 Excuse me. 327 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,805 Keep Campbell occupied. 328 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,442 I'm gonna slip into the members area 329 00:11:27,448 --> 00:11:29,122 downstairs and see what I can find. 330 00:11:30,477 --> 00:11:32,645 Hey, it's Max. Leroy, this sounds like 331 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,313 a great plan. Side note, we should use 332 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,819 these new comm devices all the time. 333 00:11:35,921 --> 00:11:37,554 They're super cool. Over. 334 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,498 Max, stay off the comm unless it's for the mission. 335 00:11:40,504 --> 00:11:43,291 - And you don't need to say "over." - Copy that. 336 00:11:43,297 --> 00:11:45,474 I'll do "mout" instead of "over," okay? 337 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,713 - Mout. - "Mout"? 338 00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,943 Yeah, it's a combination of "Max" and "out," 339 00:11:48,949 --> 00:11:51,450 so you'll know it's me. Mout. 340 00:11:51,456 --> 00:11:53,047 I don't like it. Sounds too much like "mouth." 341 00:11:53,149 --> 00:11:54,549 - Don't do it. - Guys, stop. 342 00:11:54,651 --> 00:11:56,885 We're just gonna use "over." Over. 343 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,183 Okay, well, that's what I initially wanted, so great. 344 00:11:59,189 --> 00:12:01,348 Mout. I mean, over. Sorry. 345 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,654 I've got something downstairs in the cellar 346 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,827 you are gonna love. 347 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,499 - $20,000. - Oh! 348 00:12:07,697 --> 00:12:09,998 Well, no, no. You don't need to get it right now. 349 00:12:10,004 --> 00:12:13,022 Just... just get me a cheap box of Pinot greesh, I'm good. 350 00:12:13,028 --> 00:12:15,213 - Right? - Right? You get it. 351 00:12:15,284 --> 00:12:18,506 - I get it. - She gets it. I am obsessed with her. 352 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,109 You are my spirit animal. 353 00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:23,611 - Oh, but do go get the $20,000 bottle. - Mm. 354 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:26,218 Oh, no, it's fine. Please don't. It's okay. 355 00:12:26,224 --> 00:12:28,558 Hey, Campbell is headed downstairs towards Leroy. 356 00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:30,197 - Max, we got to stop him. - Okay. 357 00:12:30,203 --> 00:12:32,136 With pleasure. 358 00:12:32,622 --> 00:12:35,857 Oh, no! I am... so sorry. 359 00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:39,159 - You stupid idiot! - Oh, my God. Here you go. 360 00:12:39,165 --> 00:12:41,304 Wait a minute! I remember you. 361 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:42,852 You're not just a lousy waiter. 362 00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:44,632 You're a lousy caddie, aren't you? 363 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,966 Security, come and get this guy! 364 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,942 Well, you're just a rich butthead who cheats at golf! 365 00:12:50,044 --> 00:12:51,844 - I don't cheat at golf. - Yeah, you do! 366 00:12:51,946 --> 00:12:53,512 I do not. He gave me that putt! 367 00:12:53,615 --> 00:12:54,947 That was for Ricky! 368 00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:58,555 Up with the caddies! Down with the rich! 369 00:12:58,716 --> 00:13:01,450 Abort, Leroy, abort. I'm so sorry. I couldn't hold him. 370 00:13:01,456 --> 00:13:04,190 Mout. I mean, over. God. 371 00:13:04,912 --> 00:13:07,237 Guys, I've got pictures of Campbell 372 00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:08,727 from tons of different eras. 373 00:13:08,733 --> 00:13:10,368 It's like the guy's been alive for... 374 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,174 Hundreds of years. 375 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:14,115 Guys? 376 00:13:17,523 --> 00:13:19,823 Leroy. 377 00:13:19,926 --> 00:13:22,055 Barry, some freaky stuff is going on. 378 00:13:22,061 --> 00:13:23,394 I'm gonna send you some photos. 379 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,183 Um, it'll be my honor, Leroy. 380 00:13:25,189 --> 00:13:27,189 While you're on the phone, I just wanted to say I did 381 00:13:27,195 --> 00:13:29,095 a little bit of research into your name, 382 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:32,164 and it turns out that "Leroy" means "the k..." 383 00:13:34,528 --> 00:13:36,762 Yes, I'll be your friend, Leroy! 384 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,859 Silly. He j... he just had to ask. 385 00:13:40,865 --> 00:13:43,653 So, I mean, I told him that he, like, cheats at golf, 386 00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:45,969 which I think, for these guys, is a pretty sick burn, so... 387 00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:48,669 - Yeah! Yes. Well done. - Yeah? 388 00:13:48,675 --> 00:13:49,908 - Yeah? Really? - Totally. 389 00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:51,343 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 390 00:13:51,349 --> 00:13:53,016 Good, good, good, good, good. 391 00:13:53,214 --> 00:13:55,315 - Oh... - What? 392 00:13:55,321 --> 00:13:56,370 Nothing. I just... 393 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,595 I just noticed you don't have on your wedding ring. 394 00:13:59,427 --> 00:14:01,627 - Not that you should or you shouldn't. - Yeah, no, I... 395 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,898 - I just... Noticing. - Yeah. 396 00:14:02,904 --> 00:14:04,879 I didn't think it was right for my waiter character, 397 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:08,086 - so... You know, undercover and stuff. - ... Mm. Mm-hmm. 398 00:14:11,966 --> 00:14:15,264 I mean, also, my wife did slam my head against a table 399 00:14:15,301 --> 00:14:17,868 and tell me not to look for her. 400 00:14:21,629 --> 00:14:23,983 But mostly it was a character choice. 401 00:14:24,569 --> 00:14:26,011 Makes sense. 402 00:14:26,018 --> 00:14:27,510 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 403 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,716 - Well, yeah. - All right. Boom. 404 00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:41,140 Damn, Campbell. 405 00:14:41,484 --> 00:14:43,670 What are you, some kind of vampire? 406 00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:45,942 Barry, have you spoken to Leroy? 407 00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:47,921 Uh, yes, many times. 408 00:14:47,927 --> 00:14:49,522 In the six weeks that I've known him, 409 00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,151 we've spoken together every day. 410 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,064 Recently, Barry, recently. 411 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,105 Have you spoken to him? We can't get him on the comm. 412 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,242 Oh, yes. 413 00:14:56,248 --> 00:14:58,846 - He sent over some photos. - What photos? 414 00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:00,926 Well, I'll send them over now. 415 00:15:01,319 --> 00:15:03,019 What? No. 416 00:15:03,025 --> 00:15:04,825 Not "Barry's Sweet Vacay Pics." 417 00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:07,192 Um, oh, stop it. 418 00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:08,594 What are you doing? 419 00:15:08,662 --> 00:15:10,933 - What's going on, Barry? - Uh, sorry. 420 00:15:10,939 --> 00:15:13,187 Th-The program's just a bit buggy. 421 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:16,068 Spring break! Spring break! 422 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:18,244 - Oh, my g... oh, geez. - Horny bitches! 423 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,438 Just... can we...? 424 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:22,770 Get your hand... Get... stop it. 425 00:15:22,776 --> 00:15:24,776 Horny bitches! 426 00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:27,536 We've confirmed that's Campbell in both photos. 427 00:15:28,315 --> 00:15:30,482 Horny bitches. 428 00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:33,012 So if that's true, 429 00:15:33,018 --> 00:15:35,232 that would mean that Campbell's at least... 430 00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:37,728 150 years old. 431 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:40,133 I mean, he doesn't look a day over 65. 432 00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:43,032 Let me see it again. 433 00:15:43,038 --> 00:15:44,744 Annie, there's something else here. 434 00:15:44,996 --> 00:15:46,362 Oh, no. 435 00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:48,777 We got to get back inside. 436 00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:50,469 Okay, but I just got kicked out of there. 437 00:15:50,537 --> 00:15:52,371 I mean, how am I gonna get back in? 438 00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:04,783 Thought you had me, didn't you? 439 00:16:04,852 --> 00:16:06,963 But, as it turns out, 440 00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:08,435 I had you. 441 00:16:08,756 --> 00:16:10,088 What is this? 442 00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:11,432 What the hell are you doing? 443 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,486 Leroy, 444 00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:14,822 I am a very well-connected man. 445 00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:16,595 You must have known that I would discover 446 00:16:16,697 --> 00:16:19,698 that you're a 15-year veteran of the LAPD. 447 00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:21,972 You don't get to be 180 448 00:16:21,978 --> 00:16:24,508 years old by being dumb. 449 00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:26,204 And now, Leroy, 450 00:16:26,273 --> 00:16:28,507 time to have a little blood drawn. 451 00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:31,043 Unbelievable. So it's totally fine that I come in now, 452 00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:33,367 because I'm with a rich person. It's disgusting. 453 00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:34,880 Well, whatever. You love it. 454 00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:37,516 Well, yeah, I mean, in this situation it's very helpful. 455 00:16:37,584 --> 00:16:38,946 Okay, so how do we find Leroy? 456 00:16:38,952 --> 00:16:40,551 I mean, it's a secret room. 457 00:16:40,557 --> 00:16:41,853 It's a secret. 458 00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:43,422 Oh, I will find it. 459 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,323 Believe me, I know these places. 460 00:16:45,359 --> 00:16:46,681 There's always an item 461 00:16:46,687 --> 00:16:48,489 that reveals a secret door. 462 00:16:49,914 --> 00:16:53,482 Like an oddly placed wall sconce. 463 00:16:56,879 --> 00:17:00,214 Or the wall sconce is just a poor design choice. 464 00:17:01,746 --> 00:17:03,341 What are you doing? 465 00:17:03,347 --> 00:17:06,011 Oh, relax. I'm just prepping the machine. 466 00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:07,879 The chair's the machine? 467 00:17:07,915 --> 00:17:09,881 Am I sitting in some damn cronuts device? 468 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:11,917 Cro-nos. Cronos. 469 00:17:11,985 --> 00:17:13,919 And since you're familiar with it, well, then, 470 00:17:13,987 --> 00:17:15,854 you already know that it's your blood 471 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,856 that's gonna keep me young and pretty. 472 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,358 Campbell, I'm a very unhealthy eater. 473 00:17:20,427 --> 00:17:22,153 My go-to breakfast is a block of cheddar. 474 00:17:22,159 --> 00:17:24,362 Mm-hmm. I just bite right into it like an apple. 475 00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:26,765 Lunch is a bucket of bacon and a stick of butter. 476 00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:28,103 Damn it, Campbell, 477 00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:30,443 if you Cronos me, I will beat your ass. 478 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,316 - Do you hear me? - Mmm. 479 00:17:32,466 --> 00:17:35,400 Stop Cronosizing me, you crazy, ancient idiot! 480 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:41,391 Okay, wait. That was Leroy. 481 00:17:41,397 --> 00:17:43,111 - Right? - Stop it! 482 00:17:43,117 --> 00:17:44,716 Oh, it's so obvious. 483 00:17:44,785 --> 00:17:47,654 - Here we go. - No. No. Stop it! 484 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:54,530 No, please, don't. 485 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,978 Oh, my God, a Cronos machine. 486 00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:58,397 I knew it. 487 00:17:59,649 --> 00:18:01,900 Shwa! I told you, bitch. 488 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,173 Oh, that's right, you indestructible. 489 00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:26,958 Hey! 490 00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:34,783 Leroy... the machine. 491 00:18:35,803 --> 00:18:38,403 The machine! 492 00:18:40,501 --> 00:18:41,573 No. 493 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,308 Go on. 494 00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:45,536 - It's not working! - The tree. 495 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,300 - Get the tree. - You said the machine! 496 00:18:47,306 --> 00:18:50,407 I meant the tree. 497 00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:56,548 No! 498 00:19:05,131 --> 00:19:06,497 Oh, my God. 499 00:19:06,566 --> 00:19:08,458 Think LaFrey will be pissed I broke the Cronos? 500 00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,599 Why would she? She didn't even know what it was. 501 00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:11,771 Yeah, she'll be fine. 502 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,924 Somebody had to put an end to the Cronos-ing. 503 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:16,177 You know, that's not really the proper use of the word. 504 00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:17,714 Cut me some slack. 505 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,753 Never claimed to be a Cronos-ologist. 506 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,424 Okay, not to nitpick, but still 507 00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:23,627 not exactly the right terminology. 508 00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:25,474 You know what? I'll cut you some slack. 509 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,746 Thank you for saving my life. 510 00:19:26,752 --> 00:19:29,419 Wow. Could have led with that. 511 00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:34,059 - Hey, man. - Hey. 512 00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:35,503 Hey, look, uh... 513 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,093 I know I went a little too far 514 00:19:37,099 --> 00:19:38,372 with that joke about your wife 515 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,704 back at the golf course, and 516 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,084 I just wanted to apologize. 517 00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:42,657 Oh, there's no need. I know it 518 00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:44,188 was just Rich Leroy talking. 519 00:19:44,194 --> 00:19:45,727 Plus, I was pretty deep undercover 520 00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,366 as Max the Caddie, so... 521 00:19:47,579 --> 00:19:50,112 Well, if you happen to see Max the Caddie, 522 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,351 tell him Rich Leroy would also like to apologize. 523 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,817 Okay. Well, on behalf of Max the Caddie, 524 00:19:54,852 --> 00:19:56,385 I accept your apol... 525 00:19:56,421 --> 00:19:58,629 - You know what? Can we just drop this? - Yes, please. 526 00:19:58,769 --> 00:20:01,175 Turns out, I think you were right. 527 00:20:01,926 --> 00:20:04,060 It's probably time for me to move on. 528 00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:06,562 I like that idea. 529 00:20:06,598 --> 00:20:08,264 - You're gonna be okay, man. - Thanks. 530 00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:09,828 I cannot believe the two of you 531 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,858 destroyed the Cronos machine. 532 00:20:11,864 --> 00:20:13,850 - I had to destroy it to save Max. - Yeah. 533 00:20:13,890 --> 00:20:16,324 I almost died, so whatever blood I had left, 534 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:17,759 it would have been on your hands. 535 00:20:17,794 --> 00:20:19,193 At least you could have tried to do both. 536 00:20:19,262 --> 00:20:21,596 Do you guys ever think about what you would do 537 00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:23,982 - if you could live forever? - Ooh, I think I would just 538 00:20:23,988 --> 00:20:26,144 - read for 200 years. - Yes. 539 00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:28,829 If you're immortal, and an alligator eats you, 540 00:20:28,835 --> 00:20:30,254 like, what happens? Could somebody 541 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,488 walk me through the rules? 542 00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:33,508 Yeah, do you just live inside the alligator 543 00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:36,010 until it dies, or are you digested? 544 00:20:36,046 --> 00:20:37,809 And what if the alligator's immortal? 545 00:20:37,815 --> 00:20:39,081 - What then? - Oh, my God. 546 00:20:39,087 --> 00:20:40,407 I don't know. 547 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,380 That's the thing is that you don't know. 548 00:20:42,386 --> 00:20:44,820 My great aunt lived to be 119 years old. 549 00:20:45,127 --> 00:20:48,061 But she said the last 40 years were mostly coughing. 550 00:20:48,096 --> 00:20:49,696 Oh, that's really sweet. 551 00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,632 I-I know this may be lame, 552 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,267 but if we're all immortal, 553 00:20:54,302 --> 00:20:56,369 I'd want to spend eternity with you people. 554 00:20:57,310 --> 00:21:00,522 Everybody in for a group hug. Come on. 555 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,042 - Come on. My eyes are closed. - Barry. 556 00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:04,975 There's no shame in it. Come on, enter my arms. 557 00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:06,446 That's it. Whole group. 558 00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:08,715 I'm just gonna stay here until the group hug's complete. 559 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,418 Ooh. Okay. Yes. 560 00:21:11,453 --> 00:21:15,388 This sounds, sounds like Leroy's tip-tippy toes tapping... 561 00:21:16,085 --> 00:21:17,825 There you are. 562 00:21:17,852 --> 00:21:21,836 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com -