1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,547 Previously on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"... 2 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:07,030 For Captain Holt and Amy's last day, 3 00:00:07,055 --> 00:00:08,151 I've been granted permission 4 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:10,152 to throw a final non-holiday-associated heist. 5 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,031 The heist is actually going to be... 6 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:13,447 the perfect goodbye. 7 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:14,406 What does that mean? 8 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:15,432 That I'm leaving the Nine-Nine. 9 00:00:15,457 --> 00:00:17,477 It's a trip through memorable moments 10 00:00:17,502 --> 00:00:18,744 from the last eight years. 11 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:19,953 Drama, glamor, 12 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,455 shocking twists and turns. 13 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,373 The perfect goodbye is so close, I can taste it. 14 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,566 - Jake! - What's up? You okay? 15 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:25,699 Are you quitting the Nine-Nine? 16 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,046 - What? - I found this letter 17 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,265 of resignation in your locker. 18 00:00:28,290 --> 00:00:30,093 - Charles, I can explain. - Don't bother. 19 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,032 Wait, no, wait. Charles, wait a second. 20 00:00:32,189 --> 00:00:34,445 Seems like someone's in the market for a new best friend. 21 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:36,142 Bill, I swear to God. 22 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,619 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 23 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,158 Amy, Amy, we've got a problem. 24 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,774 Charles found out I was leaving somehow 25 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:01,559 and he got so upset that he ran away. 26 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,039 I don't know where he went and he's not answering his phone. 27 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,605 Don't you have a tracker implanted 28 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,390 - in his brain or something? - Amy, I would never do that. 29 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:07,826 It's a serious medical procedure. 30 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,567 Which is why I had a doctor do it eight years ago 31 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,505 when they were operating on the bullet wounds in Charles' butt. 32 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,266 Smart, stick it in his butt holes. 33 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:14,789 Oh, I was expecting more judgment from you. 34 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,269 And definitely a different phrasing. 35 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:17,531 Anyways, I think that the magnet suit must've 36 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:18,880 fried the tracker so we gotta figure out 37 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:19,808 a different way to find him. 38 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:22,232 Well, don't ask me, he's your best friend! 39 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:23,850 Yes, he is my best friend! 40 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,460 I know exactly where he is. Here. 41 00:01:25,736 --> 00:01:27,604 Guard this with your life. I'll be right back. 42 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:30,065 Sir, I've made a terrible mistake. 43 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,763 I am sorry about your pictures 44 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:34,157 and your award and your computer... 45 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:35,904 And yelling that I was wearing a wig 46 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,906 and then trying to tear out my actual hair? 47 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,116 No, that was a compliment! 48 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,641 It's so thick and full 49 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:42,556 - for a man of your age. - What? 50 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,538 Let me handle this. The truth is, 51 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,865 Lieutenant Jeffords acted like an irresponsible, 52 00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:47,996 - insane madman. - What? 53 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,128 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 54 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,434 But looking at this incident 55 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,826 from a different angle, 56 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:54,031 it shows why he'll make a great captain. 57 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:55,549 He's here before you 58 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,049 owning his mistake. 59 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,572 When I started at the Nine-Nine, 60 00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:01,198 I felt I had to be seen as infallible. 61 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:02,881 But he taught me 62 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,584 the importance of being seen as human. 63 00:02:05,609 --> 00:02:07,370 He made me a better leader. 64 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:09,927 And you would be a fool not to make him a captain. 65 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:13,196 Terry's touched. 66 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,052 Yes, powerful words. 67 00:02:15,077 --> 00:02:16,273 As are these: 68 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:18,462 - happy heisting, suckas! - What? 69 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,986 Oh, you were right, this was a wig. 70 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,403 Ow. 71 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,103 No! 72 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,497 Hey, can I talk to you? I have a question. 73 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,299 Is it will I ever forgive you for betraying me 74 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:30,691 and abandoning me in a car? 75 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,171 No, I have no questions about that interaction. 76 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:33,795 It was funny and I'm pleased with how it played out. 77 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:34,799 This isn't about the heist. 78 00:02:34,824 --> 00:02:36,436 What did you think about, um, 79 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,046 me and Pimento as a couple? 80 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,787 Oh, uh, I don't know. 81 00:02:41,894 --> 00:02:44,483 You guys always made me a little uncomfortable. 82 00:02:44,508 --> 00:02:45,724 There weren't a lot of boundaries. 83 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,017 Is this about that time we smashed in your car? 84 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,310 You did? Which car? 85 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,928 All of them. And once in your dad's Miata. 86 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,652 My point is, when Adrian and I broke up, 87 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,323 something felt off. 88 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,672 I think it's 'cause I wasn't out yet 89 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:56,761 so I couldn't really be myself with anyone. 90 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,328 But I don't know, I always thought 91 00:02:58,352 --> 00:02:59,677 we would end up together. 92 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,331 And now he's going away and... 93 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,681 - ugh, this is stupid. - It's not stupid. 94 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,030 You gotta tell him how you feel. 95 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,031 He's already at the airport 96 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:07,001 and he doesn't own a phone. 97 00:03:07,026 --> 00:03:10,570 - I'll never make it in time. - Yes, you will! 98 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,836 Another surprise reveal. 99 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,518 I mean, we knew you were around. 100 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:15,519 I watched you enter. 101 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:16,868 Nope, you were both shocked. 102 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,478 Come on, I'll give you a ride to the airport. 103 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:20,045 I mean, that's nice but traffic. 104 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,438 Oh, sweet Rosa. 105 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:22,874 There's no such thing as traffic 106 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,788 when you're driving in an armored truck. 107 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:26,390 Okay, let's do this. 108 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,400 I already have my keys. 109 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:30,186 Ooh, yet another surprise reveal. 110 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,231 Hey, bud. 111 00:03:37,464 --> 00:03:38,527 How'd you know where I was? 112 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:39,891 Because this is where you had to be 113 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:42,023 because this is where it happened. 114 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,242 - Hey. - Hey. 115 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,574 Sorry to drag you in on the weekend. 116 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:45,679 Oh, it's fine, I don't mind 117 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:47,204 spending a few hours with my best friend. 118 00:03:48,935 --> 00:03:49,988 I shouldn't have said that. 119 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,484 - It was too soon. - No. 120 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,383 Charles, 121 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,752 you're my best friend too. 122 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,546 Hey, guys. 123 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,564 - I found another leg! - Oh, how gross! 124 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,348 I forgot that we wore those fashion scarves 125 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:03,480 for like a month that year. 126 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,046 - I still think they worked. - No. 127 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:07,414 Oh, Jake, I can't believe you're leaving. 128 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:09,877 I mean, it's not the Nine-Nine without you. 129 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:12,445 I know, but Rosa's already gone 130 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,186 and Holt and Amy are moving on too. 131 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,230 Is that why you're doing this? 132 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,536 To fit in with that crowd? 133 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,321 Charles, I just want to be there for Mac. 134 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,757 I get that, but this whole thing 135 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,280 is just taking me by surprise. 136 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:22,934 I don't know if I can come in to work 137 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,432 - and do this job without you. - Are you kidding me? 138 00:04:25,457 --> 00:04:27,460 I mean, maybe the you of nine years ago couldn't handle it, 139 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:28,896 but you're not that person anymore. 140 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,645 You used to live in your ex-wife's husband's basement 141 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,581 and date 75-year-olds and now 142 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,292 you've got your own house and Genevieve and Nikolaj. 143 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,710 - Nikolaj. - Nikolaj. 144 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,211 - Nikolaj. - Nikolaj. 145 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,255 - Nikolaj. - Why don't you 146 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,589 - just call him Nick? - Nik. 147 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,548 All right, now you're ruining the moment. 148 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:42,512 - Copy that. - Look, 149 00:04:42,537 --> 00:04:44,434 whether we work together or not, we're always gonna be 150 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,218 - best friends and partners. - Right. 151 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:47,763 - Life partners. - Best friends. 152 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,439 And the only reason I didn't tell you sooner 153 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,438 is because I wanted it to be a surprise 154 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,444 that the whole heist's actually a setup 155 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:55,937 so that I can throw the perfect goodbye. 156 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,088 I love that! 157 00:04:57,113 --> 00:04:58,448 The plan was lure everyone to the Brooklyn Bridge 158 00:04:58,472 --> 00:04:59,710 and give you all gifts. 159 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:02,495 - So, here's yours. - Oh! 160 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:03,757 The dummy tubes just unscrew. 161 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:04,739 Okay. 162 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,328 The most recent issue of "Fancy Brudgom" magazine? 163 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:10,677 You know how you always wanted them to do 164 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,200 a Fancy Bedste Venner feature on us? 165 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:14,377 Yeah, but that's just for the fanciest best friends. 166 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,566 - Turn to page 63. - Oh, my God, you didn't. 167 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,361 You did! We're Fancy Bedste Venners! 168 00:05:19,436 --> 00:05:20,587 We're Fancy Bedste Venners! 169 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,406 We're Fancy Bedste Venners! 170 00:05:23,721 --> 00:05:26,134 Hey, great news, the perfect goodbye is back on 171 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,761 and we have a new teammate. 172 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,914 Really? What even is "our team?" 173 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,348 Because I know you gave me a dummy tube. 174 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,830 Ah, and did you find what was inside of it? 175 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,048 - Yeah, an egg. - And do you know 176 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:35,702 - why I gave you an egg? - 'Cause eggs suck 177 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,095 and you're still mad about that one time 178 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:38,879 - I beat you at Mario Kart? - It was beginner's luck! 179 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,514 Just... open it. 180 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,780 A necklace with a little binder on it? 181 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:47,781 It has three tiny tabs. 182 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,616 One for me, one for you, and one for Mac. 183 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:50,752 Aw! 184 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:52,893 It really bothers me that they're not alphabetical 185 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,199 but I assume that it's functional 186 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:55,722 - and I can correct them? - It is and you can. 187 00:05:55,747 --> 00:05:57,985 Then I love it and I'll treasure it forever. 188 00:05:58,009 --> 00:05:59,857 Now tell me where the real tube is, you bastard! 189 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,194 I'm sorry, Ames, but I can't do that. 190 00:06:01,219 --> 00:06:02,980 You've done your part. Now, it's time to sit back 191 00:06:03,005 --> 00:06:05,493 - and enjoy the rest of the show. - You're cutting me out? 192 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:07,560 This is about you wanting fireworks, isn't it? 193 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:10,136 Oh, Amy, it's about so much more than that. 194 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,651 It's one million percent 195 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,765 - just about the fireworks. - Those look very dangerous. 196 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,625 No, it'll be fine. 197 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:16,003 We're not gonna be anywhere near when it goes off. 198 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:17,310 You control the whole thing from your phone. 199 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,087 - How do you know when it's armed? - The red light starts blinking. 200 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,569 - Like that one? - Uh-oh, uh, uh... 201 00:06:21,594 --> 00:06:23,533 you know what? This is okay, this is okay. 202 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,038 I can just turn it off using the app. 203 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,188 "Set up your profile first?" Why? 204 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:28,822 How many times am I gonna use a fireworks app? 205 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,018 - It started counting down! - Name, email. 206 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,672 "Select the squares with stop signs in them?" 207 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:33,891 Okay, Jake, we gotta go! 208 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,066 Is a stop light a stop sign? 209 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,546 Charles, is a stop light a stop sign? 210 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:37,808 I don't know, they both require full stops! 211 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:39,244 - Jake, come on! - All right, I'm in. 212 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,724 No, "username already taken?" 213 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:41,877 Who would want to use "Jake?" 214 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:46,406 Oh, no. 215 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,302 Oh, my God. 216 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:55,714 You're awake. 217 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,350 I can't believe it, you're actually awake. 218 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,517 Hey. 219 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:01,527 Wait a minute. 220 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,381 What's going on? I gotta get back to the heist. 221 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,035 No, the heist? 222 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:06,967 Jake, you've been in a coma 223 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:08,055 for seven years. 224 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:12,823 What? 225 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,312 What do you mean I've been in a coma? 226 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:18,531 A firework hit you in the head. 227 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,624 It caused a destabilizing brain injury. 228 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,156 Oh, my God. 229 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,549 - Is Charles okay? - Yes. 230 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,072 He survived the explosion, 231 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:27,553 but he blamed himself for what happened to you 232 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,033 so he left New York. 233 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:32,079 He's actually the sheriff of a small town in Arizona. 234 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,554 The town is so small he also has to be the school principal. 235 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,257 Okay, that's weird. 236 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,259 It's actually very funny. 237 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:39,935 And surprisingly heartwarming. 238 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,262 Wait, no. No, no, no. 239 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:43,090 This... this isn't really happening. 240 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,274 I'm dreaming. 241 00:07:44,299 --> 00:07:46,529 And because this is a dream, I'm in control. 242 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,365 You know who's gonna walk through that door right now? 243 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,272 Bruce Willis. 244 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:53,840 - Jake, you woke up! - No! Teddy? 245 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,951 Amy, why is your ex-boyfriend here? 246 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,118 Oh, you haven't told him yet, babe? 247 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,078 - Uh. - Babe? 248 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,849 He called you babe. What's going on? 249 00:07:59,874 --> 00:08:01,206 I'm sorry, I know this is a lot. 250 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,588 - No. - But the last seven years 251 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:04,590 have been really hard. Raising Mac on my own, 252 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:05,765 never knowing if you would wake up, 253 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:08,289 and Teddy was a great friend to me. 254 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,639 And a couple years ago, 255 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,423 - we went on a trip. - It's not her fault. 256 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:13,120 We were both seduced by the city of Tampa. 257 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,296 I can't believe this. You replaced me with Teddy? 258 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,776 I could never replace you, Jake. 259 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,778 I just wanted Mac to have a father figure in his life. 260 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,388 I come over and we watch sports. 261 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:22,007 We are obsessed with college swimming. 262 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,567 Hey, doc, can you put me back in the coma? 263 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,631 You're agitated, that's normal. 264 00:08:26,656 --> 00:08:27,882 Tell me how you're feeling. Pain? 265 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,528 I mean, just the pain of learning 266 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,027 that my wife is married to another man. 267 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,052 Oh, we're not married. 268 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,113 I'm just here for Amy physically. 269 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,097 That's worse! 270 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,838 Okay, let's do some cognitive tests. 271 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,884 How good is your memory from before the accident? 272 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,191 - Do you remember the fireworks? - Yeah, I remember everything. 273 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,671 I remember the whole heist, 274 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,455 going to find Charles, the magnet suits. 275 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:44,761 Do you remember where you hid the tube? 276 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,340 Yeah, inside the fake baby. 277 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,260 Thanks, babe. 278 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,637 Oh, no. It's not the future, is it? 279 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,639 No, it's only been about 40 minutes? 280 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,970 And this isn't a real hospital. 281 00:09:00,687 --> 00:09:02,142 You Mission: Impossibled me! 282 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:05,687 Oh, I'm so happy you're not having sex with Teddy! 283 00:09:06,823 --> 00:09:08,148 Damn it, we're locked in. 284 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,649 Who are you working with, you coward? 285 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:10,650 I didn't do anything. 286 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,615 I bet this was all Santiago's plan. 287 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,442 She's making a play for the tube. 288 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,197 She knew you hid it at Doggy Daycare. 289 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,402 How do you know her plan? 290 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:18,795 Since I wasn't part of the heist, 291 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,448 people were sloppy around me with their secrets. 292 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:21,895 I know everything. 293 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,408 For instance, I know the real tube 294 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,497 is inside that creepy, fake baby doll. 295 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:26,629 Why didn't you tell me this earlier? 296 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,021 I was trying to be respectful 297 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,240 of the heisting process, 298 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:31,372 but that was before I got screwed over. 299 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,465 Well, your intel is of no use 300 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,958 since we're locked in here. 301 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:38,053 Unless you smash your gigantic body through the wall. 302 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,903 - I am not the Kool-Aid Man! - Okay. 303 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:42,474 I am more than my muscles and I can prove it. 304 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,995 All the locks in this building have a magnetic release 305 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,173 in case of a fire. 306 00:09:46,198 --> 00:09:48,640 If we can overload the circuit, they'll unlock. 307 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,356 We just need to connect 308 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:52,045 the positive terminal of one outlet... 309 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:54,134 To the negative of the other, 310 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:57,137 using this circuit board and a low-resistance wire. 311 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,848 Luckily, I came prepared. 312 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,409 Do suspenders conduct electricity? 313 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,187 Oh, the gold thread! 314 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:06,083 Now, we are about to overload the circuit. 315 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,630 Bing pot. 316 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,254 When did you have time to build all this? 317 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,851 Oh, I had it prefabbed months ago, 318 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,591 and I set it up while you were looking for Charles. 319 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,289 You planted the resignation letter in my locker 320 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,803 - so Charles would find it. - Yep. 321 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,032 And then I knew you'd wanna show off the fireworks. 322 00:10:22,138 --> 00:10:24,749 - The fireworks that I sold you. - You're Kristaps? 323 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:26,351 _ 324 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,733 Gah, I got to stop falling for that. 325 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,105 But wait, if everything was fake, what knocked me out? 326 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,102 Oh, no. 327 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,276 - What are you doing? - I know, Charles, 328 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,001 but there's something I have to tell you, okay? 329 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,280 I locked Charles in a supply closet. 330 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,051 I have but two things to say to you. 331 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,226 One: thank you. 332 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,409 I've always wanted to be chloroformed. 333 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,621 And, two: how dare you? 334 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,771 Sorry, babe. 335 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,233 - But I play to win. - Gah! 336 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,672 That was super cool. 337 00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:53,680 I hate how attracted I am to you right now! 338 00:10:53,705 --> 00:10:54,934 That worked so well. 339 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,457 On to phase two. 340 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:57,937 Thanks for doing that, Teddy. 341 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,591 I'm really glad that we could be friends again. 342 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,201 Of course. I'll always be here for you. 343 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,638 Which is why I have a question to ask. 344 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,465 - Oh, no. - Amy Santiago, 345 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,466 - will you marry... - No! 346 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,643 I am married to Jake. 347 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,383 And I'm married to Elizabeth. It's perfect. 348 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:10,558 Plus, you just betrayed him. 349 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:12,038 You guys are obviously having issues. 350 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,779 No, I only betrayed him to pull off my secret plan. 351 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,956 I am throwing him the perfect goodbye 352 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,784 - and it has to be a surprise. - Fine. 353 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,572 But if you think I'm just gonna sit around 354 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,074 and wait for you change your mind... 355 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:24,764 you're right. 356 00:11:24,789 --> 00:11:26,854 I will be parked outside for two more hours. 357 00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:28,440 Hello? 358 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,690 Hello? Is there anyone here? 359 00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:36,019 - Mlepnos? - No. 360 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,600 What? Yeah. 361 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:38,978 You played violin at my wedding. 362 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,591 - You're Mlepnos! - No, my name is Jerry. 363 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,318 - Jerry Barfralatistan. - What? 364 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,116 It doesn't matter. I need your help. 365 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,765 Can you please hand me the keys that are down there? 366 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,709 Yeah, yeah, yes. 367 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,816 Thank you, I love keys. 368 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,339 - Oh... - And this is for you. 369 00:11:53,476 --> 00:11:54,565 What? 370 00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:57,358 As they say in my country, a chicky for a key. 371 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,476 Right. 372 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,569 And what country is that again? 373 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,392 - Honolulu. - Okay. 374 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:02,567 You know, if it's all the same, 375 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,611 I'd really just rather have the key. 376 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:04,700 You no want chicky? 377 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,527 - I don't want key. - Oh, perfect. 378 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,573 Yes! Thank you, Mlepnos. 379 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,554 No, it's Jerry... Barkakanatsan. 380 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,987 I feel like maybe you said it a little different 381 00:12:14,012 --> 00:12:15,197 the first time. 382 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,495 There you are, my cheating my wife! 383 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,248 - Give me the tube. - I don't have it. 384 00:12:19,273 --> 00:12:20,977 The baby's empty. You lied to me! 385 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,500 I'm not the liar, you're the liar. 386 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,328 I put a tracker in the tube so I know you've hidden it 387 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,808 somewhere in this... nope, you were telling the truth, 388 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,426 it's on the move. Someone else has it. 389 00:12:28,554 --> 00:12:29,749 It doesn't matter what you do, Ames, 390 00:12:29,774 --> 00:12:31,059 you're not gonna ruin this for me. 391 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,466 Sorry, Jake, but I'm afraid I have to. 392 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,045 - You'll thank me later. - Wait, what does that mean? 393 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,294 I know what it means! 394 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,514 I heard you talking to Teddy 395 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:37,774 outside the supply closet you locked me in. 396 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,204 Damn it! How did you get out? 397 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:40,910 Mlepnos. 398 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,085 Amy's throwing you the perfect goodbye. 399 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,043 Over my dead butt crack, she is. 400 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,349 Although, thank you, that was a very nice thought. 401 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,376 Now drive! 402 00:12:48,798 --> 00:12:50,061 Go, go, go! 403 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,878 They're going for the tube. Follow them. 404 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,532 What are you doing, Scully? 405 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:55,751 Everybody left the precinct 406 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,100 and I was scared to be alone. 407 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,261 Come on! 408 00:12:59,048 --> 00:13:00,088 Pull over, we're here! 409 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,051 Okay, according to the tracker it's close. 410 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,511 Let's just agree that we're gonna pick it up 411 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,762 and head to the Brooklyn Bridge. 412 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,430 Yeah, I agree. That you can suck it! 413 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,682 We will end up at Shaw's, 414 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,476 which is actually a meaningful final location. 415 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,163 Are we too late? Did you get the tube? 416 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,982 No, it's somewhere in this building. 417 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,688 Brooklyn Storage Solutions. 418 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,125 - Wait a second. - I know this place. 419 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,517 Yes, this is where we worked 420 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:24,823 our first case with Captain Holt. 421 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,823 That's right, it's a meaningful location. 422 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,033 Tonight is my victory lap. 423 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,525 I planned the perfect goodbye. 424 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,748 You have gotta be kidding me. 425 00:13:35,184 --> 00:13:37,804 You see, the whole heist was a ruse 426 00:13:37,829 --> 00:13:39,110 for the perfect goodbye I planned. 427 00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:40,243 I mean, it wasn't that perfect. 428 00:13:40,268 --> 00:13:41,713 A real perfect goodbye would've had... 429 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,799 Sentimental gifts for everyone? 430 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,842 Damn it! Just tell us how you did it. 431 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,593 Everything hinged on Jeffords. 432 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,195 I needed him to drop out of the heist 433 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,154 so he'd have access to everyone's secrets, 434 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,025 which is why I set up a fake interview for him. 435 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,505 You were working with Williams? 436 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,811 But he locked us in his office. 437 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,334 Which was critical to me gaining your trust 438 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,726 so you'd tell me where the tube was hidden. 439 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,357 - Terry's reeling. - Armed with that information, 440 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,862 I texted Kevin who retrieved the tube 441 00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:06,863 and handed it off to a person who lured you all here 442 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,475 and that person was a dog 443 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,695 and that dog was Cheddar. 444 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,131 Hold up. That big speech about 445 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,655 how I'd make a great captain, that was all a lie? 446 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,831 No, no, I meant every word of it. 447 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,136 In fact, it's exactly what I said 448 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,529 to the real Williams two weeks ago. 449 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,803 It's part of the reason he decided to make you... 450 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,621 the new captain of the Nine-Nine. 451 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,753 Wait, what? Is this fake too? 452 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,886 Y'all need to cut the [bleep] and be honest with me. 453 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,235 This is my life we're talking about. 454 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,348 You want to know if it's real? 455 00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:32,715 Open your gift and find out. 456 00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,516 - A bag of fish? - What? No. 457 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,677 It's supposed to be your captain's bars. 458 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,157 The fish are my present to Scully. 459 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,811 They're the kind that eat the dead skin off your feet. 460 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,987 Ooh, they're gonna have a feast tonight. 461 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,941 But wait, if that's not Terry's bars, 462 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,009 what's in the real tube? 463 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,390 - Wireless headphones? - They're AirPods. 464 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,075 - They're my gift for everyone. - What? 465 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,912 But you told me not to get people AirPods! 466 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,087 You said everyone already has headphones! 467 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,349 Yeah, so you wouldn't buy them 468 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,081 - and I would get all the glory. - Wow. 469 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,613 - Great gift, Amy. - Come on! 470 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,423 But if I don't have the winning tube, who does? 471 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,362 I do. 472 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:08,085 Yet another surprise reveal again. 473 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,103 So, my plan was simple. 474 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,496 The best way to win is to sit back, 475 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,367 watch everyone else, and then choose your moment. 476 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,195 But to do that, I needed people to think I was gone. 477 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,750 It's a trick she learned from me. 478 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,417 During the fourth heist, 479 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,071 universally considered the best heist. 480 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,376 You were so eager to think 481 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,987 I'd drop everything and chase after Adrian. 482 00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:26,466 So you don't want to end up with Pimento? 483 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,772 No, but you believed it 484 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,208 because you all think for someone to be happy, 485 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,862 their story has to end with marriage and kids. 486 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,658 I mean, I believed it because you told me and I trust you. 487 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:34,557 Whatever, breeder. 488 00:15:34,582 --> 00:15:35,821 Anyway, with nobody watching me, 489 00:15:35,846 --> 00:15:37,078 I was able to figure out what Holt was up to 490 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,038 and then I had my other partner intercept Cheddar. 491 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,125 - Who was that? - It's me, Bill. 492 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,068 Thurprithe reveal. 493 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,964 So, let's crown me. 494 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,661 The Grand Champion of the Nine-Nine. 495 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,750 A six-month subscription to the Rosetta Stone? 496 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,013 That's my present for Peralta. 497 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,928 Your present to me is school? 498 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,233 I'm glad you're leaving. 499 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,843 All right, who has the real tube? 500 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:56,810 I do. 501 00:15:57,675 --> 00:15:59,697 What are you doing, Bill? 502 00:15:59,722 --> 00:16:01,980 I'm sorry, but this is your fault for ending the heists. 503 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,329 They're my only source of income. 504 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,940 You're still my best friends. Goodbye! 505 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,898 - Bill! - He's gone, we're trapped! 506 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,421 Pardon me, excuse me. 507 00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,336 - Did you just say we're trapped? - Who the hell are you? 508 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,425 You don't recognize Caroline Saint-Jacques Renard? 509 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:15,298 The associate principal cellist for the Berlin Philharmonic? 510 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,690 She's my surprise celebrity. 511 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:17,685 Are you kidding me? 512 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,123 You ruined my big goodbye to the Nine-Nine 513 00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:21,622 so we can listen to some nerd play a giant violin? 514 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,696 - Shall I begin? - No. 515 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,655 Wait, wait, wait, 516 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,152 did you say your goodbye to the Nine-Nine? 517 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,084 Where you going? 518 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,442 Uh, well, 519 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,706 I was hoping that this would be 520 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,689 a more dramatic moment accompanied by fireworks but... 521 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,061 - I'm leaving the NYPD. - You are? 522 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,192 - What? - Theriouthly? 523 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,759 - For real? - Yeah. 524 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,040 Today was my last day. 525 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,849 And now it looks like 526 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,850 it's gonna end with all of us 527 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,554 locked in a storage facility. 528 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,543 No, it's not. 529 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,335 Can't you see? 530 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,560 You all want the same thing, 531 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,115 a perfect goodbye. 532 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,365 But you're all getting in each other's way. 533 00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:00,532 We are the Nine-Nine, 534 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,085 and we work best together. 535 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,915 And we're getting out of here together. 536 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,611 So we're gonna find that tube and we're gonna be crowned 537 00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:10,788 Grand Champions of the Nine-Nine together! 538 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,345 Except for the ugly one that made fun of my cello. 539 00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,595 Not now, Caroline Saint-Jacques Renard. 540 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:16,881 I agree with Jeffords. 541 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,448 Read the room, Caroline Saint-Jacques Renard. 542 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,927 Great speech, Terry, but we're kind of trapped in here. 543 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,483 Not for long. 544 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,515 I'm gonna Kool-Aid Man us the hell out of here. 545 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,585 I thought you said that was impossible. 546 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,631 It's not, I just find it demeaning. 547 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,260 It's actually very easy. 548 00:17:29,321 --> 00:17:32,181 Ah! 549 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,554 Oh, yeah! 550 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:40,325 Oh, yes! Now go through that wall! 551 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,254 I'm not doing any more walls, Jake, we're free. 552 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,535 Fair enough, I had to ask. 553 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,654 All right, I got Bill on the GPS. 554 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,419 Huh, that's weird. 555 00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:48,730 What? Where'd he go? 556 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,828 Are you sure he came back to the precinct? 557 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,569 The tracker must be broken. There's no one here. 558 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,031 Wrong, Captain! 559 00:17:55,138 --> 00:17:56,120 I'm here. 560 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,425 Michael Hitchcock, 561 00:17:57,450 --> 00:18:00,620 the Grand Champion of the Nine-Nine. 562 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:01,621 Hitchcock? 563 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,833 Well, this doesn't feel right. 564 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,173 I bet you're all wondering how I pulled it off. 565 00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:10,542 Not really, but I guess that's the tradition. 566 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,588 The key to the whole plan 567 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,024 was that I never really retired 568 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,250 or moved to Brazil. 569 00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,592 I've been living in the Beaver Trap this whole time. 570 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,334 Okay, but what was the rest of the plan? 571 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,552 Oh, we had not come up with it. 572 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:20,858 But then Bill came by and offered 573 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,643 to sell me the tube for 40 bucks and I won. 574 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,168 - Pretty good stuff. - Now, crown me. 575 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,915 Ugh, this stinks. 576 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,843 Okay, Michael Hitchcock, 577 00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:32,130 you are an amazing human/genius 578 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:35,260 and the Grand Champion of the Nine-Nine. 579 00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:36,874 Why is your head so sweaty? 580 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,354 Oh, because that's actually butt skin 581 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,465 from a botched hair transplant so there are more pores. 582 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,055 I can't believe this is how it ends, 583 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,595 with Hitchcock's sweaty butt head. 584 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,210 I told myself I wouldn't cry. 585 00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:46,492 Ah, Jake, I'm sorry you didn't get 586 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,322 - your perfect goodbye. - Yeah. 587 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,322 This whole thing did kinda turn into 588 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,019 a scalding hot mess. 589 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,795 But to be honest, 590 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,806 I think I just wanted a big dramatic moment 591 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,590 so that I wouldn't feel sad. 592 00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,219 Because goodbyes are inherently sad. 593 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,009 They mean that something's ending. 594 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,814 And this one is especially sad 595 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,350 because what we had was so great. 596 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,962 But it's not all sad, right? 597 00:19:08,987 --> 00:19:10,560 We're moving on to things that we love. 598 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,415 And we'll always have 599 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,249 the memories of our times together, 600 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:15,608 even though Hitchcock won the heist, 601 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:16,783 which makes me so mad 602 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,675 I wanna swallow my own tongue and die. 603 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,583 - It's a disgrace. - Anyways, 604 00:19:20,782 --> 00:19:23,370 I say we hang out, have a drink, 605 00:19:23,527 --> 00:19:25,790 and enjoy all of us being together one last time. 606 00:19:27,561 --> 00:19:28,710 To the squad. 607 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,170 To the squad. 608 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,510 You just drank cement! 609 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,609 Why? 610 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,510 Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 611 00:19:38,535 --> 00:19:40,764 I just want you to know that I don't care 612 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,636 if you end up with anyone or get married or whatever. 613 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,290 I just want you to be happy. 614 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:46,439 I am happy. 615 00:19:46,464 --> 00:19:48,455 I'm making a difference, I've got great friends. 616 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,208 Also, I'm moving in with my girlfriend, Debra. 617 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,413 She is amazing. She makes me feel whole. 618 00:19:52,438 --> 00:19:53,415 Oh, really? 619 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,952 Oh, my God, this is too easy. 620 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,545 No, I don't want to settle down. 621 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,998 Right. I'm sorry, sorry. 622 00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,780 It's fine. I'm just messing with you. 623 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,121 It's crazy you're leaving. 624 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,675 We spent a lot of time here. 625 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,398 Yeah, we did. 626 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,844 I'm really happy it was with you. 627 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:11,722 Same here. 628 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,377 I love you. 629 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,271 I love you too. 630 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,977 Hey, Boyle, I'm glad you're sticking around. 631 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,945 I'm gonna be depending on you a lot. 632 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,195 You got it, Captain, for diet and exercise tips. 633 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,678 What? No. 634 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,825 To solve cases. My body's fine. 635 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,730 Nice, that's a very healthy attitude. 636 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,866 Hey, guys, can I be real? 637 00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,297 I just took a bunch of diamonds from the evidence locker. 638 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,950 No one ever changed the code. 639 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,281 Anyway, toodaloo. 640 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,005 Was she being real? 641 00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:43,566 I honestly can't tell. 642 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,784 I missed you, bud. 643 00:20:45,131 --> 00:20:46,723 I missed you too. 644 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,747 Mmm. 645 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,596 You got wing sauce on your collar. 646 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,848 I left it there for you. 647 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,245 So, you're leaving. 648 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,543 That must've been a hard decision. 649 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,879 Honestly... 650 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,436 - It wasn't. - It's funny. 651 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,204 On my first day here, 652 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:16,150 I asked Jeffords to tell me about everyone. 653 00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:17,948 He told me you were a great detective, 654 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,732 but the one thing you couldn't figure out 655 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,125 was how to grow up. 656 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,262 Well... 657 00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:26,160 I think you've finally figured it out. 658 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,700 Well, thank you, sir. 659 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,092 I couldn't have done it without you. 660 00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,746 Over the years, you've sometimes referred to me 661 00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,139 as something of a father figure. 662 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:36,532 Did I? I didn't realize that. 663 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:37,760 But I want you to know 664 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,923 if I had had a son 665 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,186 and, uh, he had turned out like you, 666 00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,784 I would be very proud of him. 667 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:54,847 Thank you, sir. 668 00:21:56,225 --> 00:21:57,210 Wow. 669 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,255 Wasn't expecting to get this emotional. 670 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,160 It's not bad for an old robot, huh? 671 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,386 Beep-borp. Zeep. 672 00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:08,765 - Sir, did you just make a joke? - I believe I did, yes. 673 00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:09,885 I guess in the end, 674 00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:11,998 we rubbed off on each other quite a bit. 675 00:22:13,154 --> 00:22:14,380 Title of your sex movie. 676 00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,062 Did I do that right? 677 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,519 It was perfect. 678 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,318 Guys, I hate to say it, 679 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,866 but it's late and some of us have to work tomorrow. 680 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:44,253 Well, I guess this is it. 681 00:22:45,217 --> 00:22:46,490 So long, Nine-Nine. 682 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,039 - Hey! - What are you doing? 683 00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:50,127 You can't turn off the lights 684 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:51,258 at a working police precinct! 685 00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:52,172 Right, sorry. 686 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:53,410 Got caught up in my own thing. 687 00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,678 There we go. 688 00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:13,062 _ 689 00:23:13,509 --> 00:23:14,921 Shaheen and Dunn, 690 00:23:14,946 --> 00:23:16,458 you're on the Prospect Park tagger. 691 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:18,764 Gates, Nahar, remember to check in with Forensics. 692 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:20,315 Boyle, Larkin, 693 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:22,005 I want you working the J Street Axe Murder. 694 00:23:22,030 --> 00:23:23,416 Ooh, we're the butcher bimbos. 695 00:23:23,441 --> 00:23:24,505 - No. - The butcher babes. 696 00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:25,467 - Nope. - Detective Boyle and his 697 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:27,045 - little butcher buddy. - Oh, I like that. 698 00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:28,215 Now that that's been sorted, 699 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,950 - are there any questions? - Yes! 700 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:31,410 I have a question! 701 00:23:32,322 --> 00:23:34,083 Captain Jeffords, 702 00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:36,435 are you ready for the Halloween Heist? 703 00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:37,725 What are you doing, Peralta? 704 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,320 Last year was the final heist. 705 00:23:39,345 --> 00:23:40,539 We all agreed it was over. 706 00:23:40,564 --> 00:23:42,895 Ah, Terry, you jolly simpleton. 707 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,182 That was obviously a ruse. I mean, did you really think 708 00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:46,985 I was gonna let Hitchcock win the last heist? 709 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,272 I mean, that would be crazy! 710 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:49,665 Hitchcock? It would've been unforgiveable. 711 00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:51,014 That's true, it felt wrong. 712 00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,059 I know someone who's in. 713 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:56,280 The old janitor, which is actually me! 714 00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:58,151 Deputy Commissioner Raymond Holt. 715 00:23:58,190 --> 00:24:00,023 And he's not the only one. 716 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,091 I'm in too. 717 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,834 - Me too. - As am I. 718 00:24:07,065 --> 00:24:08,085 Gina Linetti. 719 00:24:08,110 --> 00:24:09,045 That's right, Terry, 720 00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:10,337 this is happening every year. 721 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,730 We're in each other's lives forever, 722 00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:12,905 whether you like it or not. 723 00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:15,053 So, what do you say, Captain? 724 00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:16,933 Are we doing this? 725 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,340 What I say is... 726 00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:24,743 Nine-Nine! 727 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,460 Nine-Nine! 728 00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:32,470 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com