1 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:15,149 Burning down a warehouse? 2 00:00:16,301 --> 00:00:18,875 Sinking a super yacht? 3 00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:21,090 Crashing a school bus 4 00:00:21,091 --> 00:00:25,611 - through another school bus? - Oh, X marks the tragedy. 5 00:00:25,636 --> 00:00:28,345 Uh, empty school buses, for the record. 6 00:00:28,378 --> 00:00:31,145 - But wow, very full of gas. - I think the phrase 7 00:00:31,146 --> 00:00:34,040 you're all looking for is "mission accomplished." 8 00:00:34,070 --> 00:00:35,470 The phrase I'm looking for 9 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:39,571 would fill my swear jar to the fucking brim. 10 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:40,815 Damn it. 11 00:00:40,854 --> 00:00:43,754 And why do you insist on shooting every vat you see? 12 00:00:43,779 --> 00:00:46,219 Because shooting vats is spycraft 101. 13 00:00:46,244 --> 00:00:47,664 Also, I didn't know the vat would explode. 14 00:00:47,689 --> 00:00:49,538 I was banking on some sort of acid. 15 00:00:49,563 --> 00:00:52,671 I didn't know boats could burn. Aren't they, like, super wet? 16 00:00:52,696 --> 00:00:55,155 On the bright side, destroying the lab 17 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,280 means it'll no longer pollute the harbor 18 00:00:57,305 --> 00:00:58,981 and kill endangered harbor seals. 19 00:00:59,006 --> 00:01:01,506 See, Mother, the explosion was good for seals. 20 00:01:01,531 --> 00:01:04,101 Maybe the seals understand the concept 21 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:07,319 of collateral damage that I have to pay for! 22 00:01:07,344 --> 00:01:09,940 - Seems abstract for a pinniped. - Look, the important thing 23 00:01:09,941 --> 00:01:12,505 is that we got the microchips, which means that... 24 00:01:12,510 --> 00:01:14,714 W-wait, you don't know what the microchips were for? 25 00:01:14,739 --> 00:01:17,390 I don't keep track of every microchip we recover! 26 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:19,260 And missile guidance. 27 00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:21,839 - She guessed. - Okay, fine. What were they for? 28 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:23,770 - Why would I know? - I assumed chemical weapons. 29 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,410 I got more of a spy satellite vibe. 30 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,110 Hmm, I got more of a "you got beat up 31 00:01:28,135 --> 00:01:31,645 - by a mob boss's preteen son" vibe. - I couldn't punch a ten-year-old! 32 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,105 Or block his punches. 33 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:37,855 - Jesus, are all debriefs this negative? - I mean... yes? 34 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:38,630 Oh, yeah. 35 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:43,015 Come on, you're heroes. You took down a secret lab. 36 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:47,149 - Uh, yeah, there's always a secret lab. - And they're never very secret. 37 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:49,775 I'd never been there before, and I knew where the bathroom would be. 38 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,400 Take your ennui outside and... 39 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:55,111 do whatever you do with it. 40 00:01:57,857 --> 00:02:00,861 - Are we boring now? - I mean, Cyril always was. 41 00:02:01,494 --> 00:02:03,265 - Fair. - And Lana got boring 42 00:02:03,266 --> 00:02:05,252 - once she got married. - Excuse me? 43 00:02:05,277 --> 00:02:06,956 Aw, and her hearing is starting to go. 44 00:02:06,981 --> 00:02:09,136 Boring? You're spies. 45 00:02:09,161 --> 00:02:10,831 You're just overworked. 46 00:02:10,856 --> 00:02:14,896 Hey, when was the last time you all went out for drinks? 47 00:02:14,921 --> 00:02:18,027 Uh, I'm guessing drinking alone outside doesn't count. 48 00:02:18,052 --> 00:02:20,895 Think she means as a group. And it has been a while. 49 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,680 Huh, you know, that might be a nice change of pace. 50 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:23,820 That's a great idea. 51 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:26,330 There's this new bar called I Don't Want to Go Home. 52 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,660 It's right next to My Marriage was a Mistake 53 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:31,040 and down the street from Fun Cool Single Life, 54 00:02:31,070 --> 00:02:34,070 - but that place closed down. - Probably because of the bad name. 55 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,720 Come to think of it, we haven't gone out since Archer was... 56 00:02:36,744 --> 00:02:38,854 On sabbatical, because that's what it's called. 57 00:02:38,879 --> 00:02:42,010 My nephew is in a medically induced sabbatical. 58 00:02:42,035 --> 00:02:44,596 I got plans later, but I'm down to rage before my rage. 59 00:02:44,621 --> 00:02:46,260 Great! First round's on me. 60 00:02:46,285 --> 00:02:47,675 Hold that thought! 61 00:02:49,471 --> 00:02:50,569 - No. - Aww. 62 00:02:51,601 --> 00:02:54,374 Next stop: memories we can't remember! 63 00:02:54,399 --> 00:02:58,437 Spies! Spies! Spies! Spies! Spies! Spies! Spies! 64 00:03:02,945 --> 00:03:04,945 Oh, God. Who are we? 65 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:42,077 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 66 00:03:45,521 --> 00:03:47,927 Ugh, maybe this work hang would be better if we... 67 00:03:47,952 --> 00:03:49,522 Split up? Absolutely. 68 00:03:49,547 --> 00:03:50,771 - I'll be at the bar. - Darts. 69 00:03:50,796 --> 00:03:52,342 - Women. - I got alley. 70 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:54,337 Sort of defeats the purpose of a work hang... 71 00:03:54,362 --> 00:03:56,387 - and they're gone. - I'm still here. 72 00:03:56,412 --> 00:03:57,724 Uh-huh. 73 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:02,450 - Stop doing that. - I'm just trying to feel something. 74 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:05,730 This group/night is so lame. 75 00:04:05,755 --> 00:04:08,000 We should get matching tattoos! 76 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:10,905 - In matching places! - Mm, I've done worse for less. 77 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:12,660 If you really want to liven things up, 78 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:15,100 we should all take my new experimental psychedelic. 79 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:16,757 - What does it do? - Not sure yet. 80 00:04:16,782 --> 00:04:19,093 But the rats seemed to like it before they died. 81 00:04:19,408 --> 00:04:21,210 No? Your loss. 82 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,878 There he is. Cyril! 83 00:04:24,903 --> 00:04:26,200 Hey, come meet my friends. 84 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:29,011 - Oh, my God, your eye. - Oh, this? 85 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:32,133 - Yeah, that. That's from... - It's from a little boy punching me 86 00:04:32,158 --> 00:04:34,051 while I tried to tie him up. 87 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,512 - What the hell was that? - What? 88 00:04:37,537 --> 00:04:39,337 You can't just say the humiliating thing. 89 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:42,122 You're supposed to change the subject. Then I don't let you. 90 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:44,200 Then you try to explain but it doesn't work. 91 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:47,010 It's no fun if you just admit you're a loser right away. 92 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,313 What can I say? Maybe I am a loser. 93 00:04:49,338 --> 00:04:52,008 Yeah, you are... a loser. 94 00:04:52,164 --> 00:04:55,165 - Damn it, I feel nothing. - Maybe feel a little compassion 95 00:04:55,190 --> 00:04:57,434 - for the man you destroyed? - Charles Van Doren? 96 00:04:57,459 --> 00:04:59,871 He betrayed America's trust in quiz shows, Pam. 97 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:02,685 I mean Cyril. You broke him, dude. 98 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:05,286 - How is Cyril being lame my fault? - Because he was happy 99 00:05:05,311 --> 00:05:08,195 and good at his job and insanely ripped, 100 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:11,162 and then you woke up and started insulting him. And now... 101 00:05:11,187 --> 00:05:12,757 - Guys. - Come on, man. 102 00:05:12,782 --> 00:05:14,935 Guys, I already agreed to buy you drinks! 103 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,836 - Buy us a drink. - Shoving me solves nothing. 104 00:05:16,861 --> 00:05:19,211 So yeah, pretty explicitly your fault. 105 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,646 Oh, my... That's hilarious. 106 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,515 Oh, my God. Did you see that? 107 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:28,135 - He just walked away from me. - Whoa, take it easy, married lady. 108 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,671 Ugh, you sound like my husband... 109 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:34,736 who I love and will text to join us right this minute. 110 00:05:34,761 --> 00:05:36,501 Lana, I was kidding. 111 00:05:36,526 --> 00:05:38,906 Is this about Archer calling you boring? 112 00:05:38,931 --> 00:05:40,641 No, it's just, what if he's right? 113 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:42,250 Sandra, a man walked away from me. 114 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,720 That has literally never happened before! 115 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,060 - Hey, can I get a couple light beers? - You can, but you won't. 116 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,692 - Hey! Not cool, Pam. - Put it on her tab. 117 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,965 This rager's on fumes, and we gotta refill the tank... 118 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:57,530 - the booze tank. - Ugh, mescal and Schuetzie? 119 00:05:57,555 --> 00:06:02,091 - Do those even go together? - Time to find out! Prost, chicas! 120 00:06:02,555 --> 00:06:04,155 Cheryl, I'm gonna say something 121 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:05,420 and you're probably gonna laugh. 122 00:06:05,444 --> 00:06:08,055 Don't tell me what to do! But fun. 123 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,414 Pam thinks I ruined Cyril when I woke up. 124 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:12,680 Why aren't you laughing? 125 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:13,622 - Mm... - Wait. 126 00:06:13,652 --> 00:06:15,533 - Do you think I ruined Cyril too? - Um... 127 00:06:16,390 --> 00:06:17,533 - Cheryl! - No? 128 00:06:17,558 --> 00:06:19,160 - Good. - Not just Cyril. 129 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:21,030 - Wh-what? - Cyril was first. 130 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,300 But when he got bad at missions, it put pressure on Lana, 131 00:06:23,330 --> 00:06:25,786 which led to her marital problems, which made Pam gossipy, 132 00:06:25,811 --> 00:06:28,051 which made me start stealing again. 133 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:29,332 These aren't my shoes. 134 00:06:29,357 --> 00:06:32,028 Well, excuse me for waking up from a coma! 135 00:06:32,053 --> 00:06:34,828 Are we not saying sabbatical anymore? 136 00:06:36,904 --> 00:06:38,144 Yeah, I ain't said nothing. 137 00:06:38,169 --> 00:06:40,639 I didn't run away. The guy with the cane gassed me. 138 00:06:40,664 --> 00:06:43,015 Yeah, yeah, with magical cane gas. 139 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,250 - Do you know how stupid you sound? - Can we go to the hospital now? 140 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,872 No! We wait for them to leave 141 00:06:47,897 --> 00:06:50,195 and see how they like to be ambushed. 142 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:53,190 I don't think they'd take the microchips to a shitty bar. 143 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:55,039 This is about self-respect, man. 144 00:06:55,064 --> 00:06:56,974 The boss can get new microchips for... 145 00:06:56,999 --> 00:07:00,266 - whatever they were for. - Pretty sure it's super soldiers. 146 00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:04,944 Robert, good. Question: has me being 147 00:07:04,969 --> 00:07:07,159 out of a coma made Lana A, better, 148 00:07:07,184 --> 00:07:10,472 B, slightly better, or C, basically the same? 149 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:14,073 - I guess she's been more distant. - Not one of the options, Robert! 150 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:16,940 - What are you even doing here? - Lana invited me to join you. 151 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,807 Yeah, she seems super invested in that invite. 152 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:23,482 - I love your hands. - Wow, she is really... 153 00:07:23,507 --> 00:07:25,195 They're almost as big as mine. 154 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:27,912 I mean the same size as mine. 155 00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:31,928 - We're hand twins. - Ugh, out of practice. 156 00:07:31,953 --> 00:07:34,370 Hey, was Lana aggressively flirting with other men 157 00:07:34,395 --> 00:07:37,483 - before I woke up from my coma? - No, that's pretty new. 158 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:40,863 Damn it. Also, sorry. I wouldn't read into that. 159 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:42,989 Oh, my G... 160 00:07:43,226 --> 00:07:45,348 - Or that. - You know what? I trust her. 161 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:47,270 Make sure everyone has a good time. 162 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,110 - I'll text Lana I couldn't make it. - Wait, one more question: 163 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:52,741 did you also lie to her while I was in a coma? 164 00:07:52,766 --> 00:07:53,811 Robert? 165 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,614 - Pam, you were right. - Usually am. 166 00:07:56,639 --> 00:07:59,592 I broke Cyril, and broken Cyril broke the group. 167 00:07:59,617 --> 00:08:01,749 Yeah, it's a real butterfly effect. 168 00:08:01,774 --> 00:08:03,865 And the hurricane is everyone sucking. 169 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:05,029 I know what I have to do, 170 00:08:05,054 --> 00:08:06,890 but I don't know if I have the strength. 171 00:08:06,915 --> 00:08:10,641 - You mean... - Yes. I have to fix Cyril. 172 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:14,102 You're gonna need this. Yoink! I'll handle the others. 173 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:17,837 Bartender, the biggest bottle on your highest shelf! 174 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:20,732 - Whoa, Cyril, leaving so soon? - Ugh, might as well. 175 00:08:20,757 --> 00:08:22,757 All the women here think I'm a child kidnapper. 176 00:08:22,782 --> 00:08:25,365 - Creep. - Failed child kidnapper. 177 00:08:25,390 --> 00:08:27,160 Well, there's plenty of fish in the sea 178 00:08:27,185 --> 00:08:28,755 who don't think you're a pervert. 179 00:08:28,780 --> 00:08:30,400 - How about a drink? - Mescal? 180 00:08:30,450 --> 00:08:32,210 You know they cut down an acre of rain forest 181 00:08:32,234 --> 00:08:34,697 - for every bottle of this. - I'll cut you down. 182 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,592 Wait, no, actually, the opposite. 183 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,887 I, uh, actually would love to hang out. 184 00:08:38,912 --> 00:08:41,252 With me? Why? I'm so lame. 185 00:08:41,277 --> 00:08:42,617 - No, you're not! - Ow. 186 00:08:42,642 --> 00:08:45,212 Sorry, I thought you'd at least try to block that. 187 00:08:45,318 --> 00:08:46,558 Anyway, it's time we caught up. 188 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:49,065 Take me to one of those famous Cyril hot spots. 189 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:52,882 - Is this a trick? - Cyril, I am genuinely trying to reach out. 190 00:08:53,431 --> 00:08:56,038 Jesus, did you, like, totally drop workouts? 191 00:08:56,063 --> 00:08:57,655 Seriously? 192 00:08:58,006 --> 00:08:59,162 Yes. 193 00:08:59,647 --> 00:09:02,255 At least I didn't just lie on the floor crying! 194 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,450 I got shot, okay? 195 00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:05,170 Yeah, and now you won't shut up about it. 196 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:06,930 Hi, Sara? Yeah. 197 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,200 Hey, yeah, could you stay with the kids another hour? 198 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:11,800 Sure, um, go ahead, yeah, order pizza. 199 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,200 Oh, oh, hey, Sara, there's a coupon 200 00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:16,430 on the fridge in the... Hello! S... oh, shit. 201 00:09:17,054 --> 00:09:19,124 She ain't gonna see that coupon. 202 00:09:19,202 --> 00:09:21,335 Man, tonight crashed and burned 203 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,560 like a school bus into a school bus. 204 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:26,552 But I finally got a number. 205 00:09:26,577 --> 00:09:29,977 - Aaaaand it's just a receipt. - Are we splitting that, by the way? 206 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,720 'Cause I think it was all on my card. 207 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:34,795 God damn it, did you people totally forget how to party? 208 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:37,110 - If you're looking to party... - Krieger, you've already 209 00:09:37,135 --> 00:09:38,681 taken, like, seven of those. 210 00:09:38,706 --> 00:09:42,303 Really? Ooh, I might be going away for a while. 211 00:09:42,328 --> 00:09:43,938 It's like Archer coming out of a coma 212 00:09:43,963 --> 00:09:46,709 put all of you in one. But I have the cure. 213 00:09:46,734 --> 00:09:49,990 It's time for a Pampage! 214 00:09:51,831 --> 00:09:53,711 It's a play on words: "Pam" and "rampage." 215 00:09:53,736 --> 00:09:56,211 - I got that. - It's technically a portmanteau, 216 00:09:56,236 --> 00:09:59,571 - like "brunch" or "spork." - Or "murdercide." 217 00:09:59,596 --> 00:10:02,168 It's a word. I was almost part of one. 218 00:10:02,193 --> 00:10:05,001 Look, I've got plans tonight that I never let 219 00:10:05,026 --> 00:10:07,761 work friends in on, but this is an emergency, 220 00:10:07,786 --> 00:10:10,582 so you're all invited to come melt your tits off. 221 00:10:10,607 --> 00:10:12,293 That seems... extreme. 222 00:10:12,318 --> 00:10:14,301 - Agreed. I am in. - I could melt. 223 00:10:14,326 --> 00:10:16,796 - My fingers are whispering! - Krieger's in. 224 00:10:16,821 --> 00:10:19,588 - So do you know what it's time for? - A Pampage? 225 00:10:19,613 --> 00:10:22,613 Oh, shit, I already said that part. But yes. 226 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:30,260 So do you always have these T-shirts in your car? 227 00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:32,870 - Pampage! - What happened to me? 228 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,140 I used to be great at flirting. 229 00:10:34,164 --> 00:10:36,840 - Eh. - Eh? Krieger, male perspective? 230 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,540 Shh, I'm invisible. 231 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:39,950 This isn't what I had in mind 232 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:43,559 - when I said we should go out. - Or is it? 233 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,830 Sorry, I thought we were closer to the corner. 234 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:51,958 - Or is it? - Great, a scary warehouse party. 235 00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:53,169 Great, right? 236 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,577 By day, it makes socks, and by night, it rocks. 237 00:10:56,602 --> 00:10:59,593 But the sock machine is still running, so be careful. 238 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,630 I think I might need a new bandage. 239 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:05,700 I think you need to shut the hell up. We could jump 'em now. 240 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,270 - It is a smaller group. - No. 241 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,100 - I live just around the corner. - So? 242 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:10,880 So how about we go kill someone 243 00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:13,227 on the corner where your kids ride bikes? 244 00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:15,890 Yeah, that's what I thought. 245 00:11:16,648 --> 00:11:18,990 Ugh. We're gonna be here all night. 246 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,900 Ugh, I'm with an old who cares about being up all night. 247 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:25,040 - Yo, Pamageddon! - Sploosh! My man! 248 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:26,640 Is that where that comes from? 249 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:29,334 - These sacrifices for the ring? - Oh, hell yes! 250 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,380 - No! - Nah, just friends. 251 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:33,290 Any chance you could throw me a plus-four? 252 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,317 After what you did for my nana, anything, huh? 253 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:40,170 Do not, under any circumstances, try to keep up with her. 254 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,770 Shots! 255 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,670 - Aren't those toxic? - Maybe! 256 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:01,340 I am getting so many good tattoo ideas. 257 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,810 Forehead! 258 00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:05,080 I'm gonna find a quiet corner and... whoa! 259 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,820 Welcome to the good life, Sandra. Damn it, Krieger, be careful! 260 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,930 Easy. You'll break Jupiter. 261 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,546 The planetarium, really? 262 00:12:12,571 --> 00:12:14,170 I asked you where you go to have fun, 263 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,160 not where you went on your fifth grade field trip. 264 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:18,235 It may not look like it, but this place has 265 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:21,650 - a crazy singles scene. - As in they have a single year to live? 266 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:25,449 - What's that? - Uh, nothing, dear. Enjoy your stars. 267 00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:28,160 - While you can. - Come on, it's fun. 268 00:12:28,192 --> 00:12:31,146 And fifth grade field trips don't have secret wine. 269 00:12:31,171 --> 00:12:33,733 I guess it depends on your school... and mother. 270 00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:37,110 Anyway, do planetarium shows end, or do people just leave 271 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:38,850 when they're depressed enough to... 272 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,460 Witness the majesty of space? 273 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,870 - Pretty great, right? - It really is. 274 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,440 You know, I kinda spent a year in space. 275 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:53,350 - And that's enough wine for you, sir. - Cyril, for the last time, 276 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:55,380 you cannot have wine in here. 277 00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:57,895 Run! We'll lose him in the asteroid belt! 278 00:12:59,622 --> 00:13:01,130 Huh! I didn't know he had friends. 279 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,400 Oh, more of a coworker situation. 280 00:13:03,632 --> 00:13:07,410 - Shot! - Mm. Ahh. Because all I do is work. 281 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,840 And now that Robert works with us, 282 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,880 my husband is also my work husband. 283 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,950 There's your problem. You gotta set boundaries. 284 00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:16,130 That was my secret when I tied the knot. Shot! 285 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,790 - Wait, you're married? - Oh, God, no. 286 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,170 I'm talking about when I officiated 287 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,370 a Wiccan hand-binding ceremony. 288 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,870 - Shot! - Mm. 289 00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:26,380 Ugh, shit. Am I just doomed to be boring? 290 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:30,120 Screw that. You just need to remember what single life is like. 291 00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:32,090 And I've got the perfect reminder. 292 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,596 - Krieger, wrap it up! - Shoot! 293 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,100 Stop dancing and fight me, Dad! 294 00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:39,665 Put him in a body bag! Yeah! 295 00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:43,050 - Do these shots while I get the keys. - Done. Wait, keys? 296 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,320 Hey! Keys to what? 297 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,050 Ey, what the shit, Pam? 298 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:49,290 I'll bring it back tomorrow... maybe! 299 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,900 To the edge! Back to the edge! 300 00:13:53,608 --> 00:13:54,900 Uh, guys? 301 00:13:56,312 --> 00:14:00,905 - They have a monster truck? - Who the hell are these guys? 302 00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:04,290 This drug makes cars feel huge! 303 00:14:04,737 --> 00:14:07,030 - It's so tiny and fast. - If it was life-size, 304 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,400 it would be going 800 miles per hour! 305 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:11,040 What? That's incredible! 306 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:12,005 Final lap! 307 00:14:12,006 --> 00:14:14,140 You got this, Cyril! It's just you and green. 308 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:17,176 - Careful! - I. Can. Hold. It! 309 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:19,080 Yaaaaahh! 310 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,490 Yes! In your face, green, 311 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,930 you absolute piece of shit! 312 00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:26,406 I-I mean good game, I guess. 313 00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:29,608 Jackson, you've got five minutes 314 00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:32,303 to cover these ladies in sweat that isn't theirs. 315 00:14:32,328 --> 00:14:33,554 - Make it three. - Whoo! 316 00:14:37,656 --> 00:14:39,830 I'm just saying, who does this help? 317 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:43,510 To quote Edward Counsel, revenge is but a small circle. 318 00:14:43,535 --> 00:14:45,475 Plus, it is getting late for revenge... 319 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,110 - and my babysitter. - And I'm weak from blood loss. 320 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,350 - So we'll get 'em next time? - Yeah, 321 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:52,180 next time for sure, buddy! 322 00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:55,090 Oh, no, the boss says get the microchips back now, 323 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:58,130 - or we're dead. - How? I'm a master of strategy. 324 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:01,340 My tactics were flawless. And yet my forces lie decimated. 325 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:03,170 Because you left your Beastmen exposed 326 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:06,450 - to his Chaos Dwarf. - Well, yeah, that's obvious now! 327 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,900 Okay, double or nothing, which I guess means 328 00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:11,260 - two candy bars? - Then prepare, knave, to... 329 00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:14,260 Call me knave again. 330 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:17,540 I'm kidding! Good role-playing, Kyle. 331 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:21,240 So-ho who's next, 332 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:26,120 - the cowboy or the scientist? - Ha, the scientist! 333 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:30,390 - Okay, that's where we call it. - Holy shit, is that... 334 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,270 That prince-y guy who was gonna buy my house. 335 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,177 Oh, no. Wait, guys, maybe he hasn't seen us yet. 336 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,362 Maybe it's just a stripper. 337 00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:41,150 A stripper dressed specifically like Prince Fawad? 338 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:43,120 - My friends! - Oh, shit. 339 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,020 I knew I recognized you. 340 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,740 You were all there that day my mother and I 341 00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:48,164 planned to buy a local mansion. 342 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,040 - I think you have us confused... - No, no. Then you seduced me. 343 00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,170 Then someone else tranquilized me 344 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:56,650 before we could consummate our relationship. 345 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,420 Hmm, I don't remember that day. 346 00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:01,420 - We do get hit in the head a lot. - And tranquilized a lot. 347 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,390 Anyway, congrats on figuring out you're gay 348 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,575 - before you had sex with Lana. - Gay? 349 00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:10,170 No, no. I just come here to pick up lonely, horny women. 350 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:13,280 - Aww. - Yes, so, uh, would you like to come back 351 00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:16,050 - to my penthouse for drugs? - Yeah, I could use a top-off. 352 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:17,660 Yeah, thanks but no, thanks. 353 00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:20,220 - But actually, thanks. We'll come. - Really, Lana? 354 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,614 Partying with a drug-dealing prince feels a little extreme. 355 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,540 Maybe for boring married Lana, 356 00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:29,340 but for cool single Lana, it's just another school night. 357 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,550 Well, it's your overdose. 358 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,490 Hurry up with that fool. They're coming. 359 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,690 - Just stand up, man. - Is this the hospital, guys? 360 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:41,170 - They have armed guards now? - Who the hell are these guys? 361 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:47,210 Sploosh... would love to see this. 362 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,050 He's working on his master's in architecture. 363 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,220 I'm doing this, right? I have to, right? 364 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,290 - Are there more shots? - So, ladies, interloper... 365 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,930 - Yo! - Shall we begin? 366 00:16:56,709 --> 00:17:00,640 That's the second-biggest automatic lube wall I've ever seen. 367 00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:03,350 - Don't worry. - We can take this slow. 368 00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:07,050 - Said the naked man. - Thanks for noticing. 369 00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:08,590 My Berserker cries, 370 00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:11,530 burying his ax in your weeping king's chest. 371 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,559 As my Dragon Warrior rips off his... 372 00:17:15,277 --> 00:17:17,510 Penis. Not my choice. Rolled a two. 373 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:18,510 Ugh! 374 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,250 Hey, you can beat up a kid. 375 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,690 - Now just do that in the field. - Yeah... 376 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,720 I don't know if I want to be a field agent anymore, 377 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,775 - but I'm afraid to tell anyone. - What? 378 00:17:26,776 --> 00:17:28,500 - Oh, God. - No, Cyril, that's amazing. 379 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:30,785 - It is? Why? - I thought you were 380 00:17:30,786 --> 00:17:33,010 getting worse in the field because I was insulting you. 381 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,840 You're just getting worse because you hate it. 382 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,836 - I still don't love the insults. - You'll get used to it, moron. 383 00:17:37,861 --> 00:17:40,350 Anyway, you gotta do what's right for you, Cyril. 384 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:44,519 Because tonight reminded me: you're kinda special, and... 385 00:17:44,544 --> 00:17:46,300 Wait, hold on. Getting a call. 386 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:47,730 - Uh-huh. - Penthouse. 387 00:17:47,754 --> 00:17:48,640 Crazy lube wall. 388 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,340 Horny tigers. Pampage. 389 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,150 - Gotta get rid of the body. - Oh, thank God. 390 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:55,202 I almost bonded with Cyril. 391 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,540 This better be good. Cyril and I were... 392 00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:07,550 doing something way less weird than this. 393 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:09,220 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 394 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,260 - I think he mixed two blues with a green. - No, I took that. 395 00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:14,160 He took three reds and a white. 396 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:16,300 Oh, God, I shouldn't have tried to keep up. 397 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:19,510 - I shouldn't have tried to keep up. - What the hell happened? 398 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:22,010 I tried to give myself a tattoo of a witch skull 399 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,550 with colored lube, but it got kinda blobby. 400 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,420 Uh, think he meant with the dead guy. 401 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:27,860 Lana, you couldn't handle this? 402 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,260 I was... I was... I was gonna be his first. 403 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:31,580 - I was almost his first. - Obviously we're too drunk, 404 00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:32,900 and his guards are right outside. 405 00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:34,130 Fine, we got this. 406 00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:37,110 - Does Krieger have a bone saw? - To chop up a civilian? 407 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:40,310 - To not go to jail, Cyril! - No. No chopping. 408 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:43,190 We just need a way to sneak a body out of the building. 409 00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:44,785 Ooh, I got this. 410 00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,000 Gentlemen, don't wait up. 411 00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,270 Let's get him to the docks... 412 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,819 in something inconspicuous. 413 00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:06,671 Focus! We're in a car chase! 414 00:19:06,704 --> 00:19:08,340 Shut up. My sitter is leaving. 415 00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:10,849 And we wouldn't even be in this car chase 416 00:19:10,874 --> 00:19:13,950 - if you weren't a coward. - Would a coward have nerve gas? 417 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:16,311 - Where the hell did you get that? - Warehouse. 418 00:19:16,336 --> 00:19:19,208 Just an insurance policy. Right, Carl? 419 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,493 - Carl? - I think Carl is dead. 420 00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:26,906 - Okay, we're good to go. Krieger? - Will you hurry up? 421 00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:28,601 You're embarrassing me. 422 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,660 Damn it. 423 00:19:29,684 --> 00:19:31,084 Who the hell is that? 424 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,360 - Hey, don't need the light. - Then you should not have crossed us. 425 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,090 - Did we cross you? - Probably. 426 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:39,060 - We do cross a lot of people. - Yeah, who are you guys? 427 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,970 We're the guards from that warehouse you blew up today. 428 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,620 - Well, that's a relief. - Why could that possibly be a relief? 429 00:19:44,644 --> 00:19:47,520 - We know they're not good guards. - Archer, he has a gun. 430 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:48,980 Yeah, we all have guns. 431 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,120 But we have nerve gas. 432 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,390 Insurance policy! 433 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:56,530 - Hiyah! - Oh. 434 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,640 - Oh, wow. - Oh, God. 435 00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:03,988 Whoo-hoo! All right, Cyril, AKA Murderfoot! 436 00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:07,512 - The field agent is back! - I guess maybe I am. 437 00:20:07,537 --> 00:20:08,350 Ah! 438 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,360 Cheese and crackers, this pavement is uneven! 439 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:13,424 - And he's gone. - Which we need to be. 440 00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,758 Guys, someone should say something. 441 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,783 - I stole a bunch of his lube. - Amen. 442 00:20:26,337 --> 00:20:27,700 Who's ready to party? 443 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:29,700 - He's alive? - Oh, thank God. 444 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:33,796 - You didn't check his pulse? - No. We were crazy high! 445 00:20:33,821 --> 00:20:37,391 - Oh. Still are, to be honest. - Guys, grab the truck! 446 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,458 We... got this. 447 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:46,458 - Oh, come on! - Thanks, Murderfoot. 448 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,320 - Um, why did it explode? - Oh, that was me. 449 00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:01,730 I learned a lesson today. No idea what it is. 450 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,780 - Don't use lube to make a tattoo? - Sort of looks like a palm tree. 451 00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:08,040 - I see a fountain pen. - It's a Rorschach tattoo! 452 00:21:09,236 --> 00:21:11,663 Oh, yeah, Sandra. 453 00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:15,005 - How did you find us? - I followed the monster truck 454 00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:18,200 and the explosion and whatever that cloud was! 455 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,430 - Nerve gas. - I'd say cyclosarin. 456 00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:22,517 Jesus Christ! 457 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,382 You realize the chemicals you dumped in the ocean 458 00:21:25,407 --> 00:21:28,480 will probably kill ten times the seals you saved. 459 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,490 In our defense, going out was your idea. 460 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:34,090 Because I didn't know you were monsters! 461 00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:37,170 Guys, the microchips were for landmines. 462 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,760 - Oh, of course! - Oh, yeah! 463 00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:40,230 - Landmines! - Obviously. 464 00:21:40,254 --> 00:21:43,310 - The Pampage does it again! - Does what? 465 00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:46,050 Pampage! Pampage! 466 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,820 Pampage! Pampage! Pampage! 467 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:51,060 - Whoa! - Oh, no. 468 00:21:53,114 --> 00:21:55,158 Any second. 469 00:21:56,270 --> 00:21:57,670 She's coming up. 470 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:02,435 W-we should probably go get her. 471 00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:04,925 Pampage! 472 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:12,020 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~