1 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:07,137 Terry loves waking up. 2 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,875 Terry loves waking up. Terry... 3 00:00:09,372 --> 00:00:10,742 Good morning, honey, time to... 4 00:00:11,164 --> 00:00:12,521 What the hell are you doing? 5 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:13,491 It's Holt and Amy's last day, 6 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,208 so we're having a final heist! It's heist day! 7 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:16,467 Couldn't you have just sent an email? 8 00:00:16,492 --> 00:00:17,539 Nope, this was the only way. 9 00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:19,773 I have to go alert the others. See you soon! 10 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,562 It's heist day, Rosa! 11 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:23,890 Whoops, sorry about your milk. Gotta go! 12 00:00:24,296 --> 00:00:25,639 Niko, it's time for school. 13 00:00:25,664 --> 00:00:26,803 It's heist day, Charles! 14 00:00:26,828 --> 00:00:27,766 Where's Nikolaj? 15 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:29,765 He's crying in the closet! Gotta go! 16 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:32,078 Babe, what are you doing? 17 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:34,006 I was hiding so I could surprise you. 18 00:00:34,031 --> 00:00:36,367 But if you're here, then who's in our shower? 19 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,168 It's me, Captain Holt. 20 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,735 It's heist day, Jake. 21 00:00:44,148 --> 00:00:47,796 CREDITS 22 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:05,935 For Captain Holt and Amy's last day, 23 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,478 I've been granted permission to throw a final 24 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:09,025 non-holiday-associated heist. 25 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,201 But before we begin, I'd like to say a few words. 26 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:12,768 These last eight years have been 27 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:13,986 some of the best of my life. 28 00:01:14,011 --> 00:01:16,506 I will always cherish our time together. 29 00:01:16,531 --> 00:01:17,740 But not as much as I will 30 00:01:17,765 --> 00:01:20,558 cherish drowning you all in your own blood. 31 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:21,960 - What? - It's the final heist 32 00:01:21,985 --> 00:01:23,975 and I will chop off your limbs and feed them to your young. 33 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,650 Now quit stalling and introduce it. 34 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:27,575 That's the spirit! Now since there have never been 35 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,303 an official two-time heist winner... 36 00:01:29,328 --> 00:01:30,250 I won three times. 37 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:31,917 One, at best! 38 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,267 Anyhoo, the point is, 39 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,877 all past heists will be forgotten 40 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,942 and the only real winner that matters is this year's 41 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,620 as they shall be crowned 42 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,100 the Grand Champion 43 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,275 of the Nine-Nine. 44 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:42,469 I wish I could join you all, 45 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:43,973 but I want everyone to know 46 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:45,235 I am not playing. 47 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:46,350 - Here we go again. - Oh, Terry. 48 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:47,324 It's true. 49 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:48,606 I have my interview to be the captain 50 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:50,560 of the Nine-Nine this afternoon. 51 00:01:50,585 --> 00:01:51,937 We've all seen this movie before. 52 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:53,785 You pretend not to play and then at some key moment 53 00:01:53,812 --> 00:01:55,725 you come Kool-Aid Manning through a brick wall 54 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,900 - and win the whole thing. - I can't run through walls. 55 00:01:57,935 --> 00:01:59,443 I am a normal human person. 56 00:01:59,476 --> 00:02:01,947 You do have the Kool-Aid Man's exact physique and personality. 57 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,834 But he's not lying, Terry will not be heisting. 58 00:02:03,859 --> 00:02:05,255 I had him get a notarized letter 59 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:07,045 that says he legally cannot win. 60 00:02:07,070 --> 00:02:08,498 You cheated on me with another notary? 61 00:02:08,523 --> 00:02:10,437 I mean, you're making it sound more intimate than it was. 62 00:02:10,462 --> 00:02:12,920 - He just embossed something. - Just embossed? 63 00:02:12,945 --> 00:02:14,109 What else are you gonna tell me? 64 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,921 Did you just put your thumbprint in his log book? 65 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:18,646 - Both of them. - Oh, my God. 66 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:20,014 You know what? We'll talk about this later. 67 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:22,193 Moving on. The six of us will vie for the crown. 68 00:02:22,218 --> 00:02:23,756 You mean seven. You forgot about me. 69 00:02:23,781 --> 00:02:24,903 You're not a part of this, Hitchcock. 70 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:27,655 - You're in Brazil. - Or am I? Come and find out. 71 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,150 Stop trying to trick us into visiting you in South America. 72 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:32,007 I'm kind of the biggest ball in the sack here. 73 00:02:32,032 --> 00:02:34,066 Yeah, I'm pretty sure the locals wouldn't agree with that. Okay! 74 00:02:34,102 --> 00:02:35,297 We're gonna start off in teams. 75 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:36,697 I'm sure everyone could use the extra help 76 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:38,525 since this year's heist was so spur of the moment 77 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,727 and no one had time to plan anything too complicated. 78 00:02:40,752 --> 00:02:42,660 _ 79 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,741 This year's plan is insanely complicated. 80 00:02:44,766 --> 00:02:45,749 Check it out. 81 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:47,702 We will be selecting our partners with the help 82 00:02:47,727 --> 00:02:49,473 of a beloved Nine-Nine fixture, 83 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:50,913 the big bag of loose teeth. 84 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,215 - What the hell? - Are those human? 85 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,929 It's evidence from a century of bar brawls. 86 00:02:53,954 --> 00:02:55,499 The story of New York is in this bag. 87 00:02:55,524 --> 00:02:56,898 The story of New York is gross. 88 00:02:56,923 --> 00:02:58,327 Yeah, Terry, we live in a hell-mouth. 89 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:00,993 Now, in this bag is a tooth with each of your initials on it. 90 00:03:01,018 --> 00:03:03,487 Who wants to root around inside and pick a partner? 91 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,509 I'm not putting my hand in a bag of dirty, old teeth. 92 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,968 It's not dirt, it's old blood and dried phlegm. 93 00:03:07,993 --> 00:03:08,929 Who's in? 94 00:03:08,954 --> 00:03:09,687 No one? 95 00:03:09,712 --> 00:03:11,171 Are you really all that squeamish? 96 00:03:11,196 --> 00:03:12,844 - _ - Of course they're all that squeamish. 97 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:13,976 It's part of my plan. 98 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:15,388 I'll volunteer to reach into the bag 99 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:17,893 so I can rig the selection process using... 100 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:19,199 this magnet. 101 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:20,538 Pretty dope, right? I've also added 102 00:03:20,563 --> 00:03:21,835 metal fillings to certain teeth 103 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:23,484 to ensure we get the pairings that we want. 104 00:03:23,509 --> 00:03:25,248 Holt will be playing with 105 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,726 - Norm Scully. - His name is Norm? 106 00:03:26,751 --> 00:03:28,148 - My name is Norm? - We don't have to 107 00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:29,741 - break into teams this year. - You're lucky. 108 00:03:29,766 --> 00:03:30,775 Hitchcock's with me, 109 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,288 so you're actually getting two partners. 110 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,929 Three if you include my donkey friend. 111 00:03:33,954 --> 00:03:35,538 Say hello to the team, Donkey Scully. 112 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,382 - He named him after me! - All right! 113 00:03:37,407 --> 00:03:40,898 Rosa Diaz, your partner will be the lovely Amy Santiago. 114 00:03:40,923 --> 00:03:42,372 Diaz, want to trade? Hitchcock, Scully, 115 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:43,726 and the donkey, three for one? 116 00:03:43,751 --> 00:03:44,635 I'll even throw in Cheddar. 117 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,312 - Why? So he can spy on me? - Oh, please. 118 00:03:46,337 --> 00:03:47,879 Cheddar's not a spy. 119 00:03:47,938 --> 00:03:49,156 Abort, she's onto us. 120 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,404 So Cheddar has an earpiece? 121 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:52,232 Wait, if Terry's out, that means... 122 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,343 Oh, yeah. 123 00:03:53,368 --> 00:03:54,798 It's you and me, buddy. 124 00:03:55,056 --> 00:03:56,196 But I don't get it. 125 00:03:56,376 --> 00:03:58,194 Why don't you want us to be on the same team? 126 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,543 Because, Amy, no one can know 127 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:01,070 - that we're working together. - Smart. 128 00:04:01,095 --> 00:04:02,625 And Charles will never be suspicious 129 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:04,507 because he'll be so excited to be your teammate. 130 00:04:04,532 --> 00:04:06,906 Yeah, that sweet little dumbass. 131 00:04:06,931 --> 00:04:10,156 For the final heist, we will all be competing for this. 132 00:04:10,181 --> 00:04:12,164 Is that my medal of valor from the very first heist? 133 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:13,656 It is modeled after it, yes, 134 00:04:13,681 --> 00:04:15,125 but this far more meaningful. 135 00:04:15,150 --> 00:04:17,804 I got mine for saving the life of Maya Angelou. 136 00:04:17,829 --> 00:04:18,780 Boring! 137 00:04:18,815 --> 00:04:20,710 This one says Grand Champion on it 138 00:04:20,743 --> 00:04:22,179 and it's made out of golt, 139 00:04:22,204 --> 00:04:24,414 a non-gold alloy that should not be handled by women 140 00:04:24,439 --> 00:04:26,398 who are pregnant or nursing. Yours is garbage. 141 00:04:26,423 --> 00:04:28,007 And this golden vessel 142 00:04:28,032 --> 00:04:30,250 is from the precinct's old pneumatic tube system. 143 00:04:30,275 --> 00:04:32,007 It's been outfitted with a time-release lock 144 00:04:32,032 --> 00:04:32,881 set for midnight. 145 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:34,284 Whoever has the medal at that time 146 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,405 will be the winner. 147 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:41,820 Now, let the Last Day Heist begin. 148 00:04:41,845 --> 00:04:44,179 - It's an amazing plan, babe. - Thank you very much. 149 00:04:44,204 --> 00:04:46,414 And everyone's gonna be so shocked when they find out 150 00:04:46,439 --> 00:04:47,712 the big surprise: 151 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:49,939 that I'm leaving the Nine-Nine. 152 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:52,275 What did you just say? 153 00:04:53,358 --> 00:04:54,305 Yeah. 154 00:04:56,752 --> 00:04:58,189 What do you mean you're leaving? 155 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,134 I mean, that's what I want to do. 156 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:02,867 - But only if you agree. - I don't understand. 157 00:05:02,892 --> 00:05:04,546 Well, for weeks we've been trying to figure out 158 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:05,910 how you can do your new job 159 00:05:05,954 --> 00:05:08,296 and still have us be there for Mac as much as we want. 160 00:05:08,321 --> 00:05:10,382 And I really think this is it. 161 00:05:10,407 --> 00:05:12,657 Yeah, but we have other options. 162 00:05:12,759 --> 00:05:13,788 Yeah. 163 00:05:14,118 --> 00:05:15,735 But I think this is the best one. 164 00:05:16,157 --> 00:05:18,070 Look, you know I was scared about having kids 165 00:05:18,095 --> 00:05:19,837 'cause I didn't want to be like my dad. 166 00:05:20,142 --> 00:05:21,448 But if I do this, 167 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:23,841 I have a chance to be the exact opposite. 168 00:05:23,994 --> 00:05:26,277 And I don't want Mac to ever feel the way I felt growing up. 169 00:05:26,301 --> 00:05:28,548 And I get that, I really do. 170 00:05:29,035 --> 00:05:31,254 But you love being a detective. 171 00:05:33,522 --> 00:05:34,546 I know. 172 00:05:35,997 --> 00:05:37,780 It's all I ever wanted to be. 173 00:05:39,397 --> 00:05:40,532 Until now. 174 00:05:40,717 --> 00:05:42,716 Now, all I care about 175 00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:44,122 is what's best for our family. 176 00:05:44,147 --> 00:05:45,928 And Ames, this is it. 177 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:48,330 I mean, you've earned this incredible opportunity. 178 00:05:48,374 --> 00:05:50,985 You can't do it halfway, it's too important. 179 00:05:51,090 --> 00:05:52,740 And Mac's my little buddy. 180 00:05:53,305 --> 00:05:54,654 I want to be at home with him. 181 00:05:57,470 --> 00:05:58,788 Are you sure? 182 00:05:58,993 --> 00:06:01,212 Because we could figure something else out. 183 00:06:01,256 --> 00:06:03,616 You know I would do anything for you. 184 00:06:04,955 --> 00:06:06,733 I would do anything for you too. 185 00:06:06,905 --> 00:06:08,108 Will you run that half-marathon? 186 00:06:08,132 --> 00:06:09,950 I'm never running the half-marathon, Amy. 187 00:06:09,975 --> 00:06:11,616 You gotta stop asking. 188 00:06:12,093 --> 00:06:13,960 You really think you'll be happy? 189 00:06:14,182 --> 00:06:16,842 I don't want you to give up your dream job just for me. 190 00:06:17,098 --> 00:06:19,046 I have a new dream job now. 191 00:06:19,757 --> 00:06:22,342 Trust me, I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. 192 00:06:22,621 --> 00:06:23,819 I love you. 193 00:06:24,288 --> 00:06:25,594 I love you too. 194 00:06:35,797 --> 00:06:37,110 So... 195 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:38,767 we're good? 196 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,203 Yeah, we're good. 197 00:06:40,228 --> 00:06:42,109 Oh, thank God, I spent so much money on this plan. 198 00:06:42,134 --> 00:06:43,927 - How much money, Jake? - I mean, not an insane amount. 199 00:06:43,951 --> 00:06:45,363 Mac definitely has to go to state college now, 200 00:06:45,387 --> 00:06:47,540 but the important thing is we're on the same page. 201 00:06:47,789 --> 00:06:49,156 - Let me tell you about the plan. - No. 202 00:06:49,181 --> 00:06:51,493 So the heist is actually going to be 203 00:06:51,698 --> 00:06:53,468 - the perfect goodbye. - What does that mean? 204 00:06:53,493 --> 00:06:55,745 Drama, glamor, shocking twists and turns. 205 00:06:55,789 --> 00:06:57,335 And the whole heist ends up with everyone 206 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,028 - at the Brooklyn Bridge. - Is that meaningful? 207 00:06:59,053 --> 00:07:00,755 Have we ever been there together as a squad? 208 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,436 Uh, yeah. 209 00:07:04,389 --> 00:07:05,775 I'm not sure why we all looked so intense, 210 00:07:05,799 --> 00:07:07,239 - we were just getting falafel. - I mean, 211 00:07:07,264 --> 00:07:09,193 that falafel stand is really good. 212 00:07:09,237 --> 00:07:10,630 True that, yeah. 213 00:07:10,673 --> 00:07:12,283 Anyways, once everyone arrives 214 00:07:12,327 --> 00:07:14,460 there's gonna be a huge fireworks display. 215 00:07:14,503 --> 00:07:15,866 Uh-uh, no. 216 00:07:15,891 --> 00:07:18,177 Remember when you almost blew off your thumb with that M-80? 217 00:07:18,202 --> 00:07:19,726 - No fireworks. - Okay, fine! 218 00:07:19,761 --> 00:07:21,519 But luckily I have a surprise guest lined up. 219 00:07:21,553 --> 00:07:22,903 I reached out to Bruce Willis' people 220 00:07:22,946 --> 00:07:24,774 and they said that he would, quote, 221 00:07:24,818 --> 00:07:26,820 "Not engage with something like that." 222 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,896 So, I think it's gonna work out. 223 00:07:28,921 --> 00:07:31,435 Kay, but why are we on different teams? 224 00:07:31,460 --> 00:07:32,826 Because in order for this to work, 225 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,002 we absolutely have to win the first leg of the heist. 226 00:07:35,045 --> 00:07:36,264 It doubles our chances. 227 00:07:36,307 --> 00:07:37,546 Got it, so basically 228 00:07:37,571 --> 00:07:39,330 we just have to keep Holt from getting that tube. 229 00:07:39,354 --> 00:07:40,608 Yes, indeed. 230 00:07:42,923 --> 00:07:44,458 I just realized we haven't been alone without Mac 231 00:07:44,483 --> 00:07:45,578 - for like three months. - Desk? 232 00:07:45,621 --> 00:07:46,881 - Yep, let's do it. - All right. 233 00:07:46,914 --> 00:07:49,111 - _ - Enough talk. I'm getting that tube. 234 00:07:49,146 --> 00:07:50,887 - Where'd it go? - That tube has been 235 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:54,075 whisked off to a secret location which only I know. 236 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,153 And since I'm not competing, I've agreed to help out. 237 00:07:56,197 --> 00:07:58,025 I designed the first part of the heist 238 00:07:58,068 --> 00:08:00,723 to be a scavenger hunt through memorable moments 239 00:08:00,767 --> 00:08:01,985 from the last eight years. 240 00:08:02,029 --> 00:08:03,639 It's a trip down memory lane. 241 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:06,163 Not a problem. I have the memory of a... 242 00:08:06,207 --> 00:08:08,794 the thing with the big nose and ears. 243 00:08:08,819 --> 00:08:09,881 - Prince Charles. - No. 244 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,052 I hid five clues, each leading to the next. 245 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:13,780 And the last one gets you the tube. 246 00:08:13,823 --> 00:08:16,124 The first clue is under your chairs. 247 00:08:16,478 --> 00:08:18,611 "Our fallen colleague missing still..." 248 00:08:18,654 --> 00:08:20,755 "His replacement fits the bill..." 249 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:22,474 I can think of one colleague who literally fell. 250 00:08:22,499 --> 00:08:25,313 We all watched it happen and then we ate his sweet candy insides. 251 00:08:25,356 --> 00:08:26,608 The vending machine! 252 00:08:26,749 --> 00:08:28,583 Is one theory, probably incorrect. 253 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,499 Damn it, Charles. Silent epiphany! 254 00:08:30,725 --> 00:08:32,668 It's a new machine. It's beautiful! 255 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:34,491 "His replacement fits the bill." 256 00:08:34,522 --> 00:08:36,605 The slots aren't labeled. How do we know what to press? 257 00:08:36,629 --> 00:08:38,903 Well, a vending machine code is usually a letter followed 258 00:08:38,928 --> 00:08:41,421 by a double-digit number. Jeffords is being sentimental. 259 00:08:43,483 --> 00:08:44,767 - Holy (bleep) - Got it. 260 00:08:44,811 --> 00:08:46,356 For the record, it was gonna be B-nine-nine. 261 00:08:46,381 --> 00:08:47,614 Nobody cares. My thing was better. 262 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:50,294 "When a fellow needs a friend, it's what's on the inside that counts." 263 00:08:50,338 --> 00:08:52,862 "Fellow needs," like felonies. 264 00:08:52,906 --> 00:08:54,911 "On the inside," like jail. 265 00:08:54,936 --> 00:08:57,606 - Your cannibal friend. - Charles, I highly doubt... 266 00:08:57,650 --> 00:08:59,086 - it's definitely that! - Go! 267 00:08:59,129 --> 00:09:01,372 For the record, I'm not a cannibal anymore. 268 00:09:01,397 --> 00:09:03,763 My new passion is needlepoint embroidery. 269 00:09:03,788 --> 00:09:04,874 Look at these. 270 00:09:05,303 --> 00:09:07,014 Two parrots in love. 271 00:09:08,351 --> 00:09:11,006 A turtle with a monocle and a top hat. 272 00:09:11,049 --> 00:09:13,325 Wow, it's so intricate. How do you... 273 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:15,140 - Ahh! - Oh, no, no! 274 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:16,707 Okay, you got me. 275 00:09:16,751 --> 00:09:17,795 I was gonna eat you. 276 00:09:17,839 --> 00:09:19,153 That's still my thing. 277 00:09:19,178 --> 00:09:20,798 It's even affected my needlepoint. 278 00:09:20,842 --> 00:09:22,710 Look at this. Liver. 279 00:09:23,714 --> 00:09:24,842 A heart. 280 00:09:25,716 --> 00:09:26,811 Butt. 281 00:09:27,849 --> 00:09:29,139 An arm. 282 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,475 Oh, and there's this one 283 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,139 that your delicious-looking lieutenant asked me to do. 284 00:09:34,358 --> 00:09:35,639 The third clue. 285 00:09:35,683 --> 00:09:38,076 "Where the devil lies, you'll find your prize." 286 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:38,944 Well... 287 00:09:39,774 --> 00:09:41,210 I know where the devil lies. 288 00:09:41,253 --> 00:09:43,299 - Wuntch's grave. - Wow. 289 00:09:43,342 --> 00:09:44,811 Did Terry put up a balloon arch 290 00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:46,365 - just for the heist? - No, that was me. 291 00:09:46,389 --> 00:09:47,888 I come every week to install a fresh one. 292 00:09:47,912 --> 00:09:49,552 But enough chit-chat. Let's dig her up. 293 00:09:49,577 --> 00:09:50,804 I don't think we wanna do that. 294 00:09:50,828 --> 00:09:52,106 Why, are you scared of what she'd look like? 295 00:09:52,131 --> 00:09:54,049 She's just a corpse with worms for eyes, 296 00:09:54,092 --> 00:09:55,461 no different than when she was alive. 297 00:09:55,485 --> 00:09:56,725 Found it. Here. 298 00:09:57,443 --> 00:10:00,208 "Don't tell me where the next clue is hidden, tell me why." 299 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,233 "Tell me why." 300 00:10:01,258 --> 00:10:03,077 From that time Jake made the perp sing that song. 301 00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:04,255 Wait a minute, you guys know about that? 302 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,384 Were any of you actually there? 303 00:10:05,409 --> 00:10:07,130 You've told us the story many times. 304 00:10:07,155 --> 00:10:09,325 And tried to recreate the moment on several occasions. 305 00:10:09,368 --> 00:10:11,719 ? Working at the car wash 306 00:10:11,762 --> 00:10:14,460 No, number two and five, you're off key. 307 00:10:14,504 --> 00:10:16,332 Number three, you're coming in way too early. 308 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,546 I mean, what are we even doing here, guys? 309 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:20,278 So which one do you think killed your family? 310 00:10:20,303 --> 00:10:21,763 Yeah, I got to stop trying to recapture 311 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,295 the magic of the original and move on. 312 00:10:23,339 --> 00:10:25,471 Anyways, back to the eighth annual heist. 313 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,241 Oh, no! Janitor Dan is erasing the clue! 314 00:10:29,266 --> 00:10:30,069 No! 315 00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:30,975 ¡No, no! 316 00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:32,435 - Stop! Stop! - No! 317 00:10:32,478 --> 00:10:34,350 - You're welcome. - Damn it. 318 00:10:34,499 --> 00:10:36,030 I love that guy, he's so nice. 319 00:10:36,055 --> 00:10:37,981 Ruined the whole heist and we can't even be mad at him. 320 00:10:38,006 --> 00:10:39,505 - Yeah, we gotta call Terry. - Already on it. 321 00:10:39,529 --> 00:10:40,593 It's going straight to voicemail. 322 00:10:40,617 --> 00:10:42,097 No problem, I actually installed 323 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,944 malware on his phone in case he started heisting. 324 00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:45,622 I have access to his microphone and speaker. 325 00:10:45,647 --> 00:10:47,667 So, Lieutenant Jeffords, can you handle 326 00:10:47,711 --> 00:10:50,061 the increased responsibility of being a captain? 327 00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:52,366 I'm glad you asked. I'm very responsible. 328 00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:54,480 Terry! Terry! 329 00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:56,947 Terry, it's Jake and the squad calling from your butt. 330 00:10:56,972 --> 00:10:58,504 Terry, Terry, Terry! 331 00:10:58,548 --> 00:11:00,165 - I'm sorry, what's happening? - I didn't hear anything. 332 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:01,198 Terry, answer your butt. 333 00:11:01,223 --> 00:11:02,962 Answer your butt. Answer your butt. 334 00:11:02,987 --> 00:11:05,076 Don't ignore your butt, Terry! 335 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,271 Terry, come on, it'll just take a second. 336 00:11:06,295 --> 00:11:07,426 We just need the final clue. 337 00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:09,472 A perfect world, a time of bliss, 338 00:11:09,515 --> 00:11:11,689 - a loving and inspiring kiss. - We can't hear you. 339 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,650 Please speak directly into your butt. 340 00:11:13,693 --> 00:11:14,956 A perfect world, 341 00:11:14,999 --> 00:11:17,306 a time of bliss, a loving and inspiring kiss. 342 00:11:17,349 --> 00:11:19,815 Wonderful! Thank you, Terry, that is all. 343 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,068 "A loving and inspiring kiss." 344 00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:22,415 That's gotta be Jake and Amy. 345 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,072 And we know it's not the last couple years 346 00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:25,943 because they've basically stopped kissing in front of us. 347 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,909 All right. Wait a minute! 348 00:11:28,050 --> 00:11:29,903 "A Perfect World" is a movie with Kevin Costner, 349 00:11:29,927 --> 00:11:31,939 or should I say Kevin Cozner. 350 00:11:31,964 --> 00:11:33,322 It's a kiss between Holt and Kevin. 351 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:34,556 The one that brought them back together. 352 00:11:34,581 --> 00:11:36,230 - Out front in the rain! - Ooh! 353 00:11:36,427 --> 00:11:37,792 Well, looks like it's gonna be 354 00:11:37,817 --> 00:11:39,652 - a sprint out of the elevator. - This is unfortunate. 355 00:11:39,676 --> 00:11:41,001 I didn't want to have to reveal it this early. 356 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:42,056 Reveal what this early? 357 00:11:42,081 --> 00:11:43,767 My most precious secret. 358 00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:45,247 My tattoo! 359 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,480 What am I looking at? 360 00:11:48,946 --> 00:11:50,401 Is that what I think it is? 361 00:11:50,581 --> 00:11:53,472 Kevin's human head on Cheddar's dog body? 362 00:11:53,516 --> 00:11:55,387 I asked for a tattoo of Kevin and Cheddar. 363 00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:56,954 I don't know why he combined them. 364 00:11:56,998 --> 00:11:59,087 It's... it's... 365 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,667 It's the ultimate distraction. 366 00:12:00,692 --> 00:12:01,824 No, wait, wait! 367 00:12:02,151 --> 00:12:03,831 Sorry, but you're too late. 368 00:12:03,874 --> 00:12:05,049 The tube is mine. 369 00:12:05,093 --> 00:12:07,095 Wait, it's empty. Where'd it go? 370 00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:09,089 You looking for this? 371 00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:11,753 Surprise reveal. 372 00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:12,812 Gina? 373 00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:19,262 Well, well, well. 374 00:12:19,287 --> 00:12:21,693 You thought you could have a final heist without me? 375 00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:23,387 I texted you about it like 50 times. 376 00:12:23,412 --> 00:12:25,018 Yeah, but, Jake, I'm important now. 377 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,481 So if you want to reach me, you should call into 378 00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:27,680 "Watch What Happens Live." 379 00:12:27,724 --> 00:12:29,620 Andy Cohen always knows where I am, okay? 380 00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:31,467 Anyhoo, I'm gonna keep this safe 381 00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:34,020 by driving it around in this hot little mama. 382 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,550 You rented an armored truck? 383 00:12:35,575 --> 00:12:36,515 No, I bought it. 384 00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:38,102 It felt like it was great for the heist 385 00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:39,823 and it's also just such a wonderful way 386 00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:41,854 to flex on you guys how rich I am now. 387 00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:43,731 I'm all about Salmons. 388 00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:45,263 Salmon. You don't know about 389 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,854 the $10,000 bill that has a picture 390 00:12:46,879 --> 00:12:48,614 of Salmon P. Chase on it? He's like... 391 00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:50,120 It's sad you were unaware of that. 392 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,487 Oh, my gosh, this is embarrassing 393 00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:53,168 for all you broke bums. 394 00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:54,745 Okay. 395 00:12:54,969 --> 00:12:57,450 You're gonna regret the day you fired me. 396 00:12:57,885 --> 00:12:59,495 You left of your own volition! 397 00:12:59,538 --> 00:13:01,409 We each spent meaningful time with you! 398 00:13:01,434 --> 00:13:04,369 We were incredibly supportive! 399 00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:05,675 Thank you for considering me. 400 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,633 Again, I'm sorry about that interruption. 401 00:13:07,677 --> 00:13:09,739 - I know the heist seems crazy. - No, no, no. 402 00:13:09,973 --> 00:13:11,830 In a difficult job, it's vital to give people 403 00:13:11,855 --> 00:13:13,552 a chance to blow off some steam. 404 00:13:13,596 --> 00:13:15,206 - That's just good leadership. - Wow! 405 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,642 I was sure you'd be angry. 406 00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:18,895 I figured this interview was over. 407 00:13:19,471 --> 00:13:20,348 What? 408 00:13:21,038 --> 00:13:22,518 There's a price tag on this chair. 409 00:13:22,543 --> 00:13:24,401 Oh, well, I must have forgotten to take it off. 410 00:13:24,426 --> 00:13:25,504 It's a recent purchase. 411 00:13:25,529 --> 00:13:27,438 You should know, Jeffords, I want to keep you here. 412 00:13:27,463 --> 00:13:29,878 You want to keep me here? 413 00:13:29,903 --> 00:13:31,788 Yes, at the NYPD. 414 00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:36,573 Wait a minute. 415 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,176 There's no light bulb in this lamp. 416 00:13:40,797 --> 00:13:42,895 This computer isn't even plugged in. 417 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,966 And there is no light 418 00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:46,977 coming from this window. 419 00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:48,674 Son of a bitch! 420 00:13:48,718 --> 00:13:50,285 This is a fake office. 421 00:13:50,335 --> 00:13:51,858 It's all part of the heist! 422 00:13:51,895 --> 00:13:53,362 Oh, Jake, what do we do now? 423 00:13:53,387 --> 00:13:55,159 Obviously, our plans have changed a little, 424 00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:56,948 but the perfect goodbye is still in our sights. 425 00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:57,988 Our objective is the same. 426 00:13:58,032 --> 00:13:59,772 Get that tube from Gina before Holt does. 427 00:13:59,816 --> 00:14:01,905 How do we break into an armored truck? 428 00:14:03,246 --> 00:14:04,908 - What are you two doing? - Oh, sorry, 429 00:14:04,952 --> 00:14:06,668 Mac's done with daycare so we had the babysitter 430 00:14:06,692 --> 00:14:08,214 bring him by so we could say hi. 431 00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:09,913 'Cause we're gonna be home late tonight, so... 432 00:14:09,957 --> 00:14:12,504 Yeah, just trying to strike that heist-life balance. 433 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,570 Isn't that right, little Mac-a-docious? 434 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,274 - Isn't that right, Mac-a-roonie? - Yeah. 435 00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:17,366 Yeah! 436 00:14:17,694 --> 00:14:19,106 Well, when you're done, come find me. 437 00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:20,702 - We gotta talk strategy. - Got it. 438 00:14:21,055 --> 00:14:22,534 I can't believe she fell for it. 439 00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:23,756 So, I don't understand, 440 00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:25,771 you guys are paying me to babysit a fake baby? 441 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,559 Yeah, we're just hoping people think it's real. 442 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,498 Oh, cool. 443 00:14:28,523 --> 00:14:30,082 - You think it's working? - I do not. 444 00:14:30,311 --> 00:14:32,842 Okay, so this truck is a fortress on wheels 445 00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:35,411 and we are not getting in there without an intricate plan. 446 00:14:35,436 --> 00:14:37,717 I was just gonna jump on it as it drives by. 447 00:14:38,202 --> 00:14:39,638 - Yeah, okay. - Dope. 448 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,709 - Here she comes. - Copy. 449 00:14:46,505 --> 00:14:47,767 That was crazy! 450 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:49,054 Now how are you gonna get in? 451 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,319 Right, every woman should own an axe. 452 00:14:53,957 --> 00:14:55,186 What the hell just happened? 453 00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:56,240 _ 454 00:14:56,264 --> 00:14:57,352 So, here's the plan. 455 00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:58,881 I latch on to the bottom of the truck 456 00:14:58,906 --> 00:15:01,245 and unbolt the emergency exit hatch while it's still moving. 457 00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:02,772 Oh, but that's impossible. 458 00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:04,794 - Unless you finally did it? - I did. 459 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,452 I bought us magnet suits! 460 00:15:06,592 --> 00:15:07,459 Check it out. 461 00:15:08,466 --> 00:15:09,240 No! 462 00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:11,341 So sweet. 463 00:15:11,366 --> 00:15:12,715 I got it off Ukrainian Etsy. 464 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:14,411 They sell arts and crafts and tactical gear. 465 00:15:14,436 --> 00:15:15,342 It's a weird site. 466 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,651 So we stick to the bottom of the truck. 467 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:17,591 It's brilliant. 468 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,610 But how do we get on? 469 00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:19,983 Through a manhole outside the precinct. 470 00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:21,787 We just have to get Gina to stop right on top of it. 471 00:15:21,811 --> 00:15:23,291 She might stop for a pedestrian. 472 00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:24,833 If we could figure out someone who is willing 473 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,233 to step in front of a moving truck. 474 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,532 Lucky for us, we know someone will do anything for money. 475 00:15:29,405 --> 00:15:30,211 Hey, guys. 476 00:15:30,254 --> 00:15:32,778 - Hey, Bill. Rough year? - Yeah, the pandemic 477 00:15:32,822 --> 00:15:34,841 - was really hard on my industry. - Which is? 478 00:15:34,866 --> 00:15:36,739 - Nursing home seductions. - Oh, my God. 479 00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:39,889 Well, like I say every heist: that's enough, Bill. 480 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:46,878 Damn it, Gina. 481 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:48,910 She drove off. Are you okay? 482 00:15:48,935 --> 00:15:51,033 I'm good, I just gotta start getting these bolts off. 483 00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:52,363 Stupid Rosa. 484 00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:55,839 Thinks she can jump on my truck like Salt from the movie "Salt." 485 00:15:57,966 --> 00:15:59,199 What the hell? 486 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,893 We're stopping. Why are we stopping? 487 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,067 _ 488 00:16:02,156 --> 00:16:03,200 Time to talk strategy. 489 00:16:03,235 --> 00:16:05,498 Let's be honest, we're not young men. 490 00:16:05,523 --> 00:16:06,435 Speak for yourself. 491 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,396 My doctor said I'm in my twilight years. 492 00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:09,617 That means you're close to death. 493 00:16:09,641 --> 00:16:10,912 But it has such a pretty name. 494 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,027 We're not gonna force our way into an armored vehicle. 495 00:16:14,162 --> 00:16:15,918 We'll need to use our brains. 496 00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:19,021 In the end, Gina will just hand me the keys to that truck. 497 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,293 You. 498 00:16:21,318 --> 00:16:23,402 Unusual activity on your socials? 499 00:16:23,427 --> 00:16:25,875 - You hacked me. - I gave control of your entire 500 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,398 social media portfolio 501 00:16:27,442 --> 00:16:28,498 to Hitchcock and Scully. 502 00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:29,897 And you told them to embarrass me? 503 00:16:29,929 --> 00:16:32,764 Worse, I told them to just be themselves. 504 00:16:34,171 --> 00:16:37,191 My God, I've agreed to host an Instagram Live 505 00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:38,631 for Outback Steakhouse. 506 00:16:38,656 --> 00:16:41,171 They're inside the precinct, if you want to go stop them. 507 00:16:41,238 --> 00:16:42,544 You're a monster. 508 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,161 Hey there, Ray-Ray. 509 00:16:46,186 --> 00:16:47,679 Nice outfit, Peralta. 510 00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:49,420 It's very attractive. I'm making a pun. 511 00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:51,161 I know that's a magnet suit 512 00:16:51,205 --> 00:16:53,120 - because I sold it to you. - You're Kazimir? 513 00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:55,200 _ 514 00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:56,832 And unfortunately for you, 515 00:16:56,857 --> 00:16:59,371 I have a remote that can active your vest 516 00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:00,866 and prevent you from controlling it. 517 00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:02,216 No, no, no! 518 00:17:02,491 --> 00:17:04,342 _ 519 00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:06,787 You stick around, okay? 520 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,496 "Stick around" was another magnet pun. 521 00:17:10,521 --> 00:17:12,021 Yeah, I get it was a pun! 522 00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:17,067 - Jake, there you are. - No, no, don't come in here! 523 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,348 Yeah, the magnet suits have a couple of drawbacks. 524 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,365 - They look cool, though. - They look so cool! 525 00:17:21,409 --> 00:17:22,709 Probably still worth it. 526 00:17:23,237 --> 00:17:24,977 I lost the tube. Can't even stand 527 00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:26,661 on top of a fast-moving truck that suddenly 528 00:17:26,686 --> 00:17:28,348 slams on its brakes. What's wrong with you, Rosa? 529 00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:30,374 It's okay. Here, check this out. 530 00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:32,840 I've been spying on Holt for over a month. 531 00:17:32,865 --> 00:17:34,990 He brought a drone which he's using to take the tube to 532 00:17:35,015 --> 00:17:37,990 the Bark Hyatt Doggy Daycare where it will be retrieved 533 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:39,992 by none other than Cheddar the dog, 534 00:17:40,036 --> 00:17:41,907 who will take it to a secret hiding place. 535 00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:43,996 We could grab it, but the Bark Hyatt play area 536 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,824 - has live feed webcams. - Holt will see 537 00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:46,825 if someone goes for the tube. 538 00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:48,871 Not if that someone is a dog. 539 00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:49,935 I'm not dressing up like a dog. 540 00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:50,740 I'll do it. 541 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,061 - Oh, my God! - I was eavesdropping 542 00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:53,677 and when the dog thing came up, I said, 543 00:17:53,702 --> 00:17:55,791 - "Bill, this is your moment." - That's okay, Bill. 544 00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,247 I already have someone on in the inside. 545 00:17:57,271 --> 00:18:00,143 Meet Biscuit, the dog I adopted for the heist. 546 00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:01,468 Don't you have horrible allergies? 547 00:18:01,492 --> 00:18:03,122 Or was that just a long con I perpetrated 548 00:18:03,146 --> 00:18:04,629 - to win this heist? - I don't think so. 549 00:18:04,654 --> 00:18:06,715 You're right. I am covered in hives. 550 00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:09,637 Anyway, Biscuit is also enrolled at the Bark Hyatt 551 00:18:09,662 --> 00:18:11,502 where he's been trained to steal the tube 552 00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:14,070 right from under Cheddar's wet little nose. 553 00:18:14,113 --> 00:18:15,536 Then we visit Biscuit 554 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,029 - and get the tube. - Nice work. 555 00:18:17,073 --> 00:18:18,659 I almost feel bad that I have to betray you. 556 00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:20,357 What? Then don't! 557 00:18:21,295 --> 00:18:23,253 You made me meet with a fake person 558 00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:25,340 just so you could trick me into sitting out the heist? 559 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,648 That interview was important! 560 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:28,240 It's my shot to become captain! 561 00:18:28,265 --> 00:18:31,293 I bought fancy new suspenders for this, with gold thread! 562 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,915 I can't return them because I've already 563 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,264 stretched them out with my pecs. 564 00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:36,614 - They've been pec-stretched! - Slow down. 565 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,703 Edward Williams is not a fake. 566 00:18:38,728 --> 00:18:40,653 Then why was he in a fake office? 567 00:18:40,678 --> 00:18:43,534 Oh, Terry, he just relocated to make room 568 00:18:43,578 --> 00:18:45,639 for the new reform unit on the sixth floor. 569 00:18:45,664 --> 00:18:47,365 - It's a temporary space. - Ooh. 570 00:18:47,973 --> 00:18:48,889 Lieutenant. 571 00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,259 What did you do? 572 00:18:51,576 --> 00:18:54,545 I may've gotten a little... heisty. 573 00:18:54,589 --> 00:18:57,287 I'm supposed to believe this is your family 574 00:18:57,331 --> 00:18:59,289 and not the picture that came with the frame? 575 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,771 Oh, and this is a real award? 576 00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:04,162 Kapow! 577 00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:05,814 We have to go fix this. 578 00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:07,420 Your career is more important than a game. 579 00:19:07,471 --> 00:19:09,319 Scully, you're in charge of the heist until I get back. 580 00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:10,996 - Keep an eye on that tube. - Yes! 581 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,840 Hitchcock, this is our chance to show everyone 582 00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:15,000 what we're made of... Oh, it's you. 583 00:19:15,044 --> 00:19:17,537 Donkey Scully, go find Hitchcock. 584 00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:20,168 - The hell? I'm stuck. - Yeah, I rigged it. 585 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,027 That's what you get for being a nerd who wears seatbelts. 586 00:19:22,051 --> 00:19:24,225 Cool people die gruesome, preventable deaths. 587 00:19:24,336 --> 00:19:25,380 Oh, here's my ride. 588 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,029 - Pimento's here. - Hi, Pimento. 589 00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:33,416 Amy, it has been too long. 590 00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:35,282 When are you gonna let me meet my godson? 591 00:19:35,325 --> 00:19:37,371 - He's not your godson? - Okay, but when you die, 592 00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:39,137 - I am going to raise him. - All right, let's go. 593 00:19:39,162 --> 00:19:41,220 Yeah. I gotta drop you off and then I have a plane to catch. 594 00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:42,439 - What, where are you going? - Ugh. 595 00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:44,508 I took this job protecting a diamond mine 596 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:46,684 in Northern Canada that's being terrorized 597 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,120 by a pack of wolves? 598 00:19:48,164 --> 00:19:50,514 Apparently it's "illegal to shoot them" 599 00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:52,342 so I have to tear them apart limb from limb. 600 00:19:52,386 --> 00:19:54,059 - How long you going for? - As long as it takes me 601 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,215 to find the alpha, kill it, 602 00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:58,217 take control of the pack, 603 00:19:58,261 --> 00:20:01,046 and then completely decimate the diamond mine. 604 00:20:02,198 --> 00:20:03,527 Total double cross. 605 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:04,972 All right, let's ride! 606 00:20:05,249 --> 00:20:07,183 - Bye, Amy. - No, wait. 607 00:20:07,226 --> 00:20:09,881 Rosa, no, no, you can't leave me here! 608 00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:12,014 This wasn't part of the plan! 609 00:20:13,352 --> 00:20:15,394 Or was this exactly the plan? 610 00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,431 It's all part of the perfect goodbye. 611 00:20:18,455 --> 00:20:20,172 Everyone should think they have the winning tube, 612 00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:22,050 but then at midnight when the time locks release, 613 00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:23,494 they'll realize they actually just have 614 00:20:23,519 --> 00:20:25,565 a sentimental gift from me. Look what I got Holt. 615 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:26,787 It's the first tie I bought 616 00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,198 after he started making me wear them. 617 00:20:28,223 --> 00:20:30,244 And I'm getting Rosa a travel board game so she knows 618 00:20:30,269 --> 00:20:31,661 that we're gonna keep doing game night even though 619 00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:33,296 - the Nine-Nine's breaking apart. - Aww. 620 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,926 And I'm also getting everyone AirPods. 621 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,647 Hmm, I'd lose those. 622 00:20:36,691 --> 00:20:38,257 Feels like it cheapens the sentiment. 623 00:20:38,301 --> 00:20:39,757 Plus, everyone already has headphones. 624 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:40,782 Okay, fine, no AirPods. 625 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,218 So, in order for this to work, 626 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:43,891 we have to get to the golden tube before Holt does 627 00:20:43,915 --> 00:20:46,356 and swap it out for the one with the tie inside. 628 00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:49,094 Hey there, Ray-Ray. 629 00:20:49,138 --> 00:20:51,227 Then with Rosa believing that Holt has the real one, 630 00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:52,905 you just need to come up with a fake heist 631 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:55,144 and then find a way to slip her the dummy tube. 632 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,407 - It went perfectly. - Same here, sort of. 633 00:20:57,451 --> 00:20:58,950 We came back to change 'cause we had to ditch 634 00:20:58,974 --> 00:21:00,125 our magnet suits in the armored car. 635 00:21:00,149 --> 00:21:01,258 It was fine for me. 636 00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:02,475 Charles went commando for some reason. 637 00:21:02,499 --> 00:21:03,844 Anyway, he's getting dressed now. 638 00:21:03,869 --> 00:21:05,348 We just have to figure out a way to slip him his gift 639 00:21:05,372 --> 00:21:06,721 and then we're all set. 640 00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:08,810 The perfect goodbye is so close I can taste it. 641 00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:10,420 - Yum, yum, yum. - Gah! 642 00:21:10,464 --> 00:21:12,180 Bill, you can't sneak up on people like that. 643 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,344 I gotta go. 644 00:21:13,546 --> 00:21:14,367 Jake! 645 00:21:15,147 --> 00:21:16,475 Hey. What's up, you okay? 646 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,819 Are you quitting the Nine-Nine? 647 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:18,687 What? 648 00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:20,615 Why would you... 649 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,321 I found this letter of resignation in your locker. 650 00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:23,564 Were you not gonna tell me? 651 00:21:23,607 --> 00:21:25,545 Does our friendship mean nothing to you? 652 00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:27,437 - Charles, I can explain. - Don't bother. 653 00:21:27,488 --> 00:21:29,765 Wait, no, wait, Charles, wait a second. 654 00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,746 Charles, come back. 655 00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:34,430 Seems like someone's in the market 656 00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:36,979 - for a new best friend. - Bill, I swear to God. 657 00:21:37,008 --> 00:21:39,258 We look exactly the same. 658 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,859 Guh, okay. 659 00:21:42,937 --> 00:21:48,922 CREDITS