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I don't know how much longer
I can go on, Benny.

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If I don't make it,
you tell Prudence I love her.

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You tell her yourself.
You're not quitting on me.

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You gotta have hope.

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If my navigation is correct,

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Oregon is just past those trees!

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Yes! It's so close
I can actually smell it!

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Yes, come on!

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Oregon, ho!

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Oh, I see. You were probably smelling
all the death and destruction.

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That's funny.

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I mean, not funny. Tragic.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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My God.

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Looks like a bomb went off.

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Where is everybody?

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Greetings, travelers.

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Welcome to Oregon.

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Sorry about my appearance.
Times have been tough.

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No, no, it's... It's very nice.

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Very storage chic.

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Thank you. It breathes.

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What happened here?

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Trig happened.

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She destroyed our land,
poisoned our water,

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and turned Oregon into this nightmare.

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This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

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Way worse than anything
you've ever done.

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All right, it's not a competition.

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Sure, sure, yeah. No, I know that.

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But if it were, though?

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Trig would be winning by a lot.

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Like, a lot!

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By any chance, have you heard of

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a woman named Prudence Aberdeen?

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- You mean the governor's wife?
- Wait.

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Todd is the governor?

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Oh! So you know Todd. Yeah, he's great.

39
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Yeah, really cool. Really down to earth.

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We think he's an evil psychopath.

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Oh, okay, yeah, no, that guy sucks.

42
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Yeah, they're in the governor's mansion.

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But you'll never get in it.
He's using Trig's gang

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as his own personal security force.

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I missed my chance
to fight for Prudence once.

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Nothing's gonna stop me this time.

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All right, Rev.

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As long as you're gonna go
all cowboy on me, take this.

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It's my lucky gun. Killed
my first Irishman with it.

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- Though certainly not my last.
- No, no. I get it.

51
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You killed a lot of Irishmen.

52
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Damn skippy.

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Ezekiel, if you don't make it back,

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I hope that you go
to the good part of Hell

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where they still roast you over a spit,

56
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but they don't pull your intestines

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out through your butt.

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Thank you, Phaedra.
I really appreciate that.

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You go save Prudence.
I'll take care of Trig.

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All right, good luck to all of you.

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I'll be here if you need me.

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Huh?

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Oh, it's really nice in there.

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He's got a kitchenette and everything.

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Okay, God, I don't know
what's behind this door,

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but I am prepared to do
anything to get Prudence back,

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so, basically...

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Sorry, not sorry.

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Whoa! Not what I was expecting!

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Welcome to the orgy.
May I offer you some lube?

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What is this den of sin?

72
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Oregon is burning outside
and you're in here

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having some sort of
debaucherous sex party?

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Yes. Governor Aberdeen has become

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decadent in his tastes.

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The court has spared no expense

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to satisfy his ever-depraved whims.

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- Prudence.
- Uhp!

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I can't let you in like that.

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There's a strict dress code.

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We may have something
for you in the back.

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What size nipple clamp are you?

83
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Well, how should I know...

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Well, now, small, I suppose.

85
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Well, it's just straight
guy-on-girl sex?

86
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Again? Boring!

87
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Hey, babe.

88
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What do you want to watch next?

89
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We could try irreverent sex,

90
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uh, critically acclaimed sex.

91
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People keep telling me
to watch foreign sex,

92
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but I don't know,
it sounds kind of artsy.

93
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Ugh! Would you just
pick something already?

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All you do is scroll through
the options.

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Nothing's changed
since you last checked.

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What has gotten into you lately?

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You haven't showered.
You haven't taken off that robe.

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You haven't even tried
to kill me recently.

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It's not like you.

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What's the point? The bad guys won,

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I'm in a cage.

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The love of my life rejected me

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and is probably dead, so excuse me

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if I want to get daytime "schwasted."

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Oh, shit.

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Eh. Whatever.

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How can you still care
about that preacher

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when you're married to me, a living god?

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Uch...

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Bring me more sex content!

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Yes, sir. Right away.

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I'm coming for you, Prudence.

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Whoo! Strike!

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That's three in a row! I am hot!

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Gorgeous Pete. You're up.

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No thanks, boss.

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I've had enough.

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There's no such thing as enough!

119
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But boss, you already won.

120
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It's not fun no more.

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Not fun, huh?

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Oh! Is this fun enough for you? Huh?

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- Boss, please.
- Hey!

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Careful where you're aiming that thing.

125
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You're gonna poke someone's eye out.

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Dad?

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You just can't seem to die, can you?

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Trig, you gotta end this.

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I taught you to be bad,
but this is crazy.

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You're out of control.

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Not me. I am in control

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for the first time in my life!

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You all are here... and I'm here!

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No...

135
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I'm everywhere.

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Finally, I'm getting
the respect I deserve!

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I am the worst bandit of all time.

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I am Trig the Terrible!

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That's it. You're grounded!

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- What?
- Two weeks.

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No guns, no knives,

142
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and I'm taking the telegraph
out of your room!

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You are not my father anymore!

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The only way you can stop me

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is a fight to the death.

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No thanks.

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Hey. Where you going?

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She sounded pretty clear
she's not budging.

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Ah, who needs Oregon, anyway?
I thought Idaho was nice.

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We sacrificed everything to get here.

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You can't just leave us now.

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Well, what am I supposed to do?

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She's like a freakin' supervillain now!

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I can't take her alone!

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You're not alone.

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- You got me.
- And me!

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I, too, shall fight beside you.

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So will my friends, Mr. Bang Bang

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- and Mrs. Killsalot.
- Mm!

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All right, fine.

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It's not like I have
anything else going on today.

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- We could take on a few measly bandits!
- Yeah!

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Actually, the gang's gotten a bit bigger

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since the last time you saw us.

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And are we allowed to do trades?

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- Hey!
- Ooh. Sorry. Very sorry.

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- Ow! Careful!
- Pardon me. Ooh, aah!

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Sorry.

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Wow, I did not know
the human body could do that.

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That is good to know.

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Oh, I actually... I just need to
get past you if that's okay.

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Oh, no, I don't want to join in.

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Thank you so much. I'm sure it'd be fun.

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- Psst! Prudence!
- No.

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No sexual servicing for me, thanks.

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Maybe another vino for Mama.

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Pru, it's me, Zeke.

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Zeke? You're alive? And you're sexy.

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I feel very uncomfortable
in this situation.

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I'd like to get out of here
before my eyeballs start bleeding.

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I'm surprised you even came.

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I thought I was a "wicked harlot"

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who tempted you off the righteous path.

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Pru, I was wrong
when I said all that stuff.

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I don't care about any of that anymore.

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All I care about is you.

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- I don't know.
- Please, Pru.

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You have to believe me.
Honestly, I have changed.

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Well, well, well.

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Lookee who we have here.

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Haven't seen you before.

192
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I'd remember such an exotic figure.

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Small and slender,

194
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yet chiseled like stone.

195
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Are you a man or woman?

196
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Shh! Don't tell me.

197
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I want it to be a surprise.

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Uh, Todd, I don't think
this one's up your alley.

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But I did see the most
beautiful half woman, half goat.

200
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Can you please not tell me what

201
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my sick and twisted pleasures are?

202
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Can you please not do that right now?

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Okay? I'm in the middle of this.

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Oh, yeah.

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This'll do quite nicely.

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Give up, old man.

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- You ain't got nothing on me!
- Oh, yeah?

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All right, how about
we make this interesting?

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Behind my back,

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off that lamp to the guy on the balcony.

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Not bad.

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Straight up, ride the horsey,
guy in the brown hat.

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Ha. You missed.

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- Bam! Nothing but brain, baby!
- Damn!

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00:09:01,523 --> 00:09:02,913
Nice shot.

216
00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,431
Aah!

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00:09:05,455 --> 00:09:07,754
We are getting slaughtered out there.

218
00:09:07,778 --> 00:09:10,198
And Martha is driving me nuts.

219
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She's like, "Oh, look!
I got one of them."

220
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I'm like, yeah, uh-huh, Martha!

221
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That is literally
your only job right now!

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You're right.

223
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We can't beat Trig fair and square.

224
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Luckily, I like to play dirty.

225
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All right, let's huddle up,
team! Come on!

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- Is this gonna take all day?
- All right.

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It's time for some of
my classic trick plays.

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Ooh!

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- Hey there, handsome.
- Who?

230
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- Me?
- Yes. I feel...

231
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physical passion towards you

232
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and would like to fornicate,

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for non-reproductive purposes.

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You sure do talk pretty.

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Yah!

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Ha ha!

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Checkers?

238
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Don't mind if I do.

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Oh, f...

240
00:10:03,641 --> 00:10:06,266
Now you're gonna die in 10 to 12 years.

241
00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:08,018
Oh, man.

242
00:10:13,339 --> 00:10:15,465
Don't be shy, sweet flower.

243
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:18,191
Show me pleasures
I've never tasted before.

244
00:10:19,597 --> 00:10:21,558
Well, not really sure what to do, here.

245
00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:23,058
You heard my husband.

246
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Perhaps you can start with a sexy dance.

247
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- Mmm.
- Do I have to do that?

248
00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:28,699
I said dance, slut.

249
00:10:28,723 --> 00:10:30,346
Okay, yeah, no, sure, sure.

250
00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:31,672
I'm dancing, yeah.

251
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Hmm, yeah, you like that?

252
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It's a bit rigid,
but I can work with this.

253
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,558
Hmm... yeah...

254
00:10:39,582 --> 00:10:41,401
Try something else. You... just...

255
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It's so much shoulder work.

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- Damn it!
- You like that?

257
00:10:48,154 --> 00:10:50,573
I'm at the general store, buying beans,

258
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and hard tack.

259
00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:54,382
No, I don't like it. Um...

260
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You know what?
I'm actually done with this.

261
00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:57,613
This is not sinful enough.

262
00:10:58,079 --> 00:10:59,585
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.

263
00:10:59,609 --> 00:11:01,612
Oh, you want... You want sinful?

264
00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:04,863
I'll give you every damn sin
in the book.

265
00:11:06,045 --> 00:11:07,649
Well, that's too much wine.

266
00:11:07,674 --> 00:11:09,654
So gluttonous.

267
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,790
I'm so greedy.

268
00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:13,673
I care about money more than people.

269
00:11:13,698 --> 00:11:15,517
Such bad priorities.

270
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,509
Oh, I'm getting tired now.
I'll just stop dancing

271
00:11:17,534 --> 00:11:19,484
and lie down, take a nap.

272
00:11:19,509 --> 00:11:21,672
Take that nap.
You take it, take it good.

273
00:11:22,866 --> 00:11:25,325
- Envy.
- Envy...

274
00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:28,103
I am envious of you?

275
00:11:28,128 --> 00:11:29,615
No... okay, I'll let that slide.

276
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,081
- And last but not least...
- Yes.

277
00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:34,232
...wrath.

278
00:11:34,256 --> 00:11:36,074
- Yeow!
- Ohh! Yes!

279
00:11:36,098 --> 00:11:38,101
Yes!

280
00:11:38,535 --> 00:11:39,753
Reverend?

281
00:11:39,778 --> 00:11:40,995
What? Zeke.

282
00:11:41,192 --> 00:11:42,633
Where... how did you get here?

283
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,477
This is so random.

284
00:11:44,502 --> 00:11:46,721
Guards!

285
00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:57,581
Tough luck, kiddo.
I can do this all day.

286
00:11:58,168 --> 00:12:00,331
All right, enough of this shit!

287
00:12:04,937 --> 00:12:06,315
Uh-oh!

288
00:12:09,183 --> 00:12:11,186
Aah! Aah!

289
00:12:13,477 --> 00:12:15,072
Come on, son!

290
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,092
Aah!

291
00:12:19,116 --> 00:12:21,064
Come on, get over here!

292
00:12:22,062 --> 00:12:23,960
Where are your tricks now?

293
00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:26,577
It's over! You lose!

294
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,186
I don't know what to do anymore.

295
00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:31,028
She's... she's too strong.

296
00:12:31,052 --> 00:12:32,775
It's okay, Benny.

297
00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:33,935
We know you did your best.

298
00:12:33,959 --> 00:12:36,365
At least we're gonna die
in Oregon. Right, Ma?

299
00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:38,283
That's right, Levi.

300
00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:44,198
All right, I'll give up.

301
00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:46,696
Just don't hurt the farmers.
They don't deserve it.

302
00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:48,349
Yes, they do.

303
00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:49,934
Because you care more about them

304
00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:52,521
than you ever cared
about your own daughter!

305
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:55,859
She's right.

306
00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,742
Whoa, whoa, Get down!
What are you doing?

307
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:03,046
Something I should have done
a long time ago.

308
00:13:03,071 --> 00:13:05,074
I'm responsible for this mess.

309
00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:07,981
It's my job to clean it up.

310
00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:10,158
Benny?

311
00:13:12,075 --> 00:13:14,094
All right, let's settle this
the right way.

312
00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:16,954
With a good old-fashioned duel.

313
00:13:19,149 --> 00:13:20,527
- Oh, yeah, right.
- What?

314
00:13:20,552 --> 00:13:22,651
You afraid the old man's
gonna wipe the floor with you?

315
00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:26,647
I brought you into this world.
I can take you out.

316
00:13:28,004 --> 00:13:29,448
All right.

317
00:13:29,637 --> 00:13:32,681
You want to dance? Let's dance.

318
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,383
You got this, buddy!

319
00:13:36,821 --> 00:13:38,509
He's going to die.

320
00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:44,480
Just couldn't get over
your big fat ego, huh?

321
00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:47,352
Had to be Benny the Teen
all the way to the end.

322
00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,379
Let's just get this over with.

323
00:13:52,027 --> 00:13:54,021
One... two...

324
00:13:54,053 --> 00:13:55,583
This is suicide.

325
00:13:55,607 --> 00:13:57,015
- He can't beat her.
- Don't worry.

326
00:13:57,039 --> 00:13:59,198
If I know Benny,
he's got an ace up his sleeve.

327
00:13:59,223 --> 00:14:03,297
Six... seven... eight... nine...

328
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,032
Ten!

329
00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:08,205
What are you doing?

330
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,676
I can't win this duel.

331
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:11,438
You're obviously gonna beat me.

332
00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:13,574
Okay, now I would start worrying.

333
00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:15,467
- Pick up your gun.
- Well, what's the point?

334
00:14:15,491 --> 00:14:16,871
You're quicker than me.

335
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:18,312
You're a better shot than me.

336
00:14:18,337 --> 00:14:19,495
You're basically just

337
00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:21,602
better than me in every way.

338
00:14:22,424 --> 00:14:24,502
I don't know what
you're trying to do, Benny,

339
00:14:24,526 --> 00:14:25,857
but it isn't funny!

340
00:14:25,882 --> 00:14:27,620
I wish I'd told you this sooner.

341
00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:30,187
I should've said it
every day of my life.

342
00:14:30,348 --> 00:14:32,206
You're the best, kid,

343
00:14:32,231 --> 00:14:33,713
and I love you.

344
00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:39,108
Now go ahead. Blow my brains out.

345
00:14:42,623 --> 00:14:44,001
Did you do it?

346
00:14:44,532 --> 00:14:46,285
Am I in Hell yet?

347
00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:54,342
Daddy! Oh...

348
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,297
Oh, pumpkin!

349
00:14:57,601 --> 00:14:59,188
- Oh ho!
- Aww!

350
00:14:59,212 --> 00:15:01,215
Oh! This is nice.

351
00:15:02,217 --> 00:15:03,748
Oh, don't cry, 'cause if you cry,

352
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,118
it's gonna make me cry.

353
00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:06,759
Your crying is making me cry!

354
00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:08,878
- Oh, Daddy.
- Now it's a little much.

355
00:15:08,902 --> 00:15:10,351
Trig?

356
00:15:10,761 --> 00:15:12,279
What's going on here?

357
00:15:12,304 --> 00:15:14,043
- Ezekiel? Is that you?
- Yep.

358
00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:16,167
I'd rather not talk about it
now. It's been a whole thing.

359
00:15:16,192 --> 00:15:17,692
Why is he so ripped?

360
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,524
Trig, do me a favor...
Kill these traitors.

361
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:21,962
No thanks.

362
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,765
What? We have a deal!

363
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,729
You do my dirty work for me,

364
00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:28,360
and I let you destroy Oregon.

365
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,245
Yeah, see, I'm not really
about that anymore.

366
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,714
I got what I wanted.

367
00:15:34,465 --> 00:15:36,135
Todd, face it.

368
00:15:36,528 --> 00:15:38,467
- It's over.
- No.

369
00:15:38,577 --> 00:15:40,636
No, no, no, no, no!

370
00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:44,304
No! It's not over until I say it's over!

371
00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:46,846
If I'm going down,
you're going down with me.

372
00:15:46,871 --> 00:15:48,770
So tell your best friend God

373
00:15:48,795 --> 00:15:50,568
that he can eat my ass.

374
00:15:50,593 --> 00:15:52,060
I'm not gonna tell Him that.

375
00:15:53,097 --> 00:15:54,275
Hey, Todd.

376
00:15:54,447 --> 00:15:56,091
I want a divorce.

377
00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:05,335
Oh, snap! She blew his weenie off!

378
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:11,236
I've never tasted this pleasure before.

379
00:16:15,031 --> 00:16:16,089
Is it over?

380
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,401
I was in my multimedia room.

381
00:16:25,799 --> 00:16:28,141
It's fine. He tried to kill us first.

382
00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:30,532
I know it's not a great
excuse for murder, but...

383
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,891
It's not that.

384
00:16:32,312 --> 00:16:34,571
I'm just disappointed
you had to save me.

385
00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:37,105
I really wanted to prove
to you that I'd changed.

386
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,207
Hey, you committed every cardinal sin

387
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,811
in the book for me.

388
00:16:40,836 --> 00:16:43,479
If that's not love,
then I don't know what is.

389
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,805
I did get pretty freaky.

390
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,446
You really can't unsee
that sort of thing.

391
00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:49,657
- Yeah.
- Speaking of...

392
00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:53,914
Don't look, God.

393
00:16:57,069 --> 00:16:58,853
All right, Rev! Ha ha!

394
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,995
There's nothing like a reunion kiss

395
00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:02,391
after you've killed a spouse.

396
00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:03,993
Well, that's not how
I prefer to think of it.

397
00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:07,221
But that's the way it is.
The body's still warm.

398
00:17:08,207 --> 00:17:09,988
Yeah. Should we just put a pin in this?

399
00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:11,042
Yeah, we can just hit it later.

400
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,215
- That's fine.
- Yeah.

401
00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:17,021
Well, I guess this is it.

402
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,096
You've come a long way from the uptight,

403
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,698
goody-two-shoes I met in Missouri.

404
00:17:22,722 --> 00:17:24,941
Well, it turns out, the infamous bandit

405
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:26,143
might have a heart of gold

406
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,465
Oh, shh.

407
00:17:27,489 --> 00:17:29,221
Let's just keep that between you and me.

408
00:17:30,769 --> 00:17:32,351
And I see you've got
your gang back together.

409
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,434
Not my gang. It's Trig's.

410
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,998
She's keeping me on as her number two.

411
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,481
And you wouldn't believe
the great plan she has.

412
00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:41,524
Dad, stop. You're embarrassing me.

413
00:17:41,548 --> 00:17:43,807
What? Can I not be proud of my daughter?

414
00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:44,859
Tell him!

415
00:17:44,884 --> 00:17:46,823
I'm gonna run a train
into the White House.

416
00:17:46,995 --> 00:17:48,894
Huh? How about that?

417
00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:51,297
No, that's really bad.
You shouldn't do that.

418
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,181
Oh, I'm just glad
the family's back together.

419
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:56,264
I hate you guys so much.

420
00:17:56,288 --> 00:17:58,306
- We hate you too, Dingus.
- Aww!

421
00:17:58,330 --> 00:17:59,782
Now go on, get out of here,

422
00:17:59,807 --> 00:18:01,809
before I pump you full of lead.

423
00:18:06,515 --> 00:18:09,214
Well, I'll see you, Zeke.

424
00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:10,531
Take care, Benny.

425
00:18:17,952 --> 00:18:19,001
Come on!

426
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:28,113
We owe that man everything.

427
00:18:28,256 --> 00:18:30,195
We'd never have gotten here without him.

428
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,525
Yeah.

429
00:18:32,336 --> 00:18:34,339
We did kind of trash the place, though.

430
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:36,999
Yeah, it's not exactly

431
00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:39,025
a paradise on Earth anymore, is it?

432
00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:41,685
Some of the farmers and I

433
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,728
are going to take
our chances in Florida.

434
00:18:43,752 --> 00:18:45,290
It is supposed to be a perfect land

435
00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:47,012
of citruses and sandy beaches.

436
00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:49,937
Isn't Florida on the opposite
side of the country?

437
00:18:49,981 --> 00:18:52,379
Yes. We shall take the Miami Trail.

438
00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:54,075
It should be a piece of cake.

439
00:18:54,686 --> 00:18:56,689
Would you like to come?

440
00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:01,711
No. Thank you.

441
00:19:02,171 --> 00:19:05,414
I don't know if I believe
in a perfect America anymore.

442
00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:06,759
I think we're all just better off

443
00:19:06,783 --> 00:19:08,561
appreciating what we've got

444
00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:10,828
and working to make it
just a little bit better.

445
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,869
Very well.

446
00:19:14,627 --> 00:19:17,207
My pruny ass is getting a tan.

447
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,169
Well, where should we start?

448
00:19:29,194 --> 00:19:30,332
Suppose we can start by getting rid

449
00:19:30,357 --> 00:19:31,775
of some of these dead bodies.

450
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,837
Yeah, they're probably gonna
start stinking pretty soon.

451
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:35,086
Hmm.

452
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,427
Let's get to work.

453
00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:41,245
How about him? He seems light.

454
00:19:41,269 --> 00:19:42,707
Mm-hmm.

455
00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:45,324
Three, two, one.

456
00:19:55,896 --> 00:20:03,883
credits