1 00:00:03,562 --> 00:00:05,078 Look who is up. 2 00:00:05,355 --> 00:00:07,249 I thought you were gonna sleep all morning. 3 00:00:07,327 --> 00:00:10,742 - Vamos. - Agua de Jamaica. 4 00:00:10,791 --> 00:00:13,734 - Gracias, mija. - Where have you been lately? 5 00:00:13,811 --> 00:00:15,523 I feel like I haven't seen you in ages. 6 00:00:15,571 --> 00:00:17,101 I have been here. 7 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:18,835 It's you that's been busy. 8 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:19,960 No more than usual. 9 00:00:20,009 --> 00:00:23,072 - Oh, you have your new friend. - Ruby? 10 00:00:23,249 --> 00:00:26,549 She's more of a close colleague than a friend. 11 00:00:26,598 --> 00:00:28,957 - Hmm. - What? 12 00:00:29,034 --> 00:00:31,507 Everyone needs friends, Elena. 13 00:00:31,556 --> 00:00:33,334 Well, I'm not everyone. 14 00:00:33,484 --> 00:00:35,244 Besides, I have friends. What are you talking about? 15 00:00:35,292 --> 00:00:37,567 I have you. I have Mr. Jones. 16 00:00:37,616 --> 00:00:40,885 You know, I am all good in the friends department. 17 00:00:40,933 --> 00:00:42,521 But thank you for your concern. 18 00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:46,018 Hey, are you coming? 19 00:00:47,164 --> 00:00:49,628 - No, Mr. Jones. - No, he's not. 20 00:00:51,335 --> 00:00:54,185 Now, who's on the agenda for today? 21 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,990 Well, three high school friends 22 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:58,289 here to celebrate their 50th birthdays. 23 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,593 Oh! Well, 50 is a big one. 24 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,300 Yes, I was traumatized by that number. 25 00:01:04,512 --> 00:01:06,015 Oh. 26 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,132 I thought it was the end of the line. 27 00:01:09,171 --> 00:01:13,648 Once you hit 75, though, 50-year-olds look like kids. 28 00:01:20,601 --> 00:01:23,214 - Morning. - Hi. 29 00:01:23,615 --> 00:01:26,601 - Is he blushing? - Oh. 30 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:28,827 Ah, look at that water! 31 00:01:28,945 --> 00:01:31,265 Oh, I need a photo. Where's my phone? 32 00:01:31,314 --> 00:01:33,530 Oh, my God. Would you look at this place? 33 00:01:33,663 --> 00:01:36,163 Wait, there are no kids here! 34 00:01:36,211 --> 00:01:38,027 - I don't see any kids. - Oh, my gosh. 35 00:01:38,104 --> 00:01:39,558 Oh, how cute is this? 36 00:01:39,606 --> 00:01:41,381 - Oh, Javi! - Hmm. 37 00:01:41,457 --> 00:01:43,198 - Can I call you that? - Yes, Jeanette. 38 00:01:43,276 --> 00:01:44,838 Call me Netty. Can you take our picture? 39 00:01:44,886 --> 00:01:46,127 Oh, Javi. 40 00:01:46,176 --> 00:01:48,147 You guys, I'm serious, there are no kids here. 41 00:01:48,196 --> 00:01:49,491 Oh, God, Margot's in shock. 42 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:51,737 Somebody get her a mojito, stat! 43 00:01:51,823 --> 00:01:54,302 Girls, pose, ready? One, two, three. 44 00:01:54,495 --> 00:01:56,698 - Sex! - Oh, what's that? 45 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,453 Ladies... 46 00:01:59,691 --> 00:02:01,336 Welcome to Fantasy Island. 47 00:02:01,385 --> 00:02:03,236 I'm your host Elena Roarke. 48 00:02:03,285 --> 00:02:04,543 This is my associate Ruby. 49 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:07,860 And I can see you've been acquainted with Javier. 50 00:02:08,386 --> 00:02:09,520 On behalf of all of us, 51 00:02:09,569 --> 00:02:11,855 I'd like to wish you a happy collective birthday. 52 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:13,682 It's gonna be one to remember, I promise. 53 00:02:13,909 --> 00:02:17,158 We are so excited. Aren't we, girls? 54 00:02:17,234 --> 00:02:18,326 Ecstatic. 55 00:02:18,478 --> 00:02:19,758 Amazing. Let's get started. Come on. 56 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,209 Oh, can we just one... One second, um. 57 00:02:22,257 --> 00:02:24,936 We just need to christen the island. 58 00:02:24,984 --> 00:02:27,974 - They need to what? - I'm not too sure. 59 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:29,661 Okay, great. Places, girls. 60 00:02:31,211 --> 00:02:32,915 We're doing this, I guess. 61 00:02:33,009 --> 00:02:34,933 - Okay. - Five, six, seven, eight. 62 00:02:34,982 --> 00:02:37,270 - Whoo! - Oh. 63 00:02:37,421 --> 00:02:39,513 You know what we need? A girls' night. 64 00:02:39,732 --> 00:02:41,938 - A what? - A girls' night. 65 00:02:42,138 --> 00:02:43,910 What, have you never had a girls' night? 66 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:45,567 You know, giving each other spa treatments. 67 00:02:45,616 --> 00:02:47,300 No, that doesn't sound like me at all. 68 00:02:47,388 --> 00:02:49,768 - I wouldn't like it. - Oh, we're having a girls' night. 69 00:02:49,816 --> 00:02:51,395 I'm not going through my 20s again, 70 00:02:51,444 --> 00:02:53,662 without getting drunk off box wine, 71 00:02:53,711 --> 00:02:55,577 and waking up to a bad manicure. 72 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:57,116 Why would anyone want to do that? 73 00:02:57,165 --> 00:02:59,570 - Please. - Because it's fun! 74 00:02:59,619 --> 00:03:01,857 - Okay. Okay. - And pose! 75 00:03:02,156 --> 00:03:04,472 Oh, yes! 76 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:16,400 *CREDITS* 77 00:03:19,086 --> 00:03:21,476 I'm that girl: Homecoming queen 78 00:03:21,586 --> 00:03:23,649 who married her king right out of high school. 79 00:03:23,801 --> 00:03:26,709 Everyone wants me to freak out about turning 50. 80 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:29,409 But I refuse to. I'm doing great. 81 00:03:29,518 --> 00:03:31,827 So yeah, I had triplets at 47, 82 00:03:31,876 --> 00:03:34,135 Beatrice, Miranda, 83 00:03:34,356 --> 00:03:36,195 and, uh... 84 00:03:38,102 --> 00:03:39,452 Cordelia. 85 00:03:39,528 --> 00:03:40,943 We did the whole thing: 86 00:03:40,992 --> 00:03:42,725 house in the suburbs, two kids. 87 00:03:42,774 --> 00:03:45,493 It was the perfect life. 88 00:03:45,541 --> 00:03:47,462 - Was? - About two years ago, 89 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:49,485 I found some weird receipts. 90 00:03:49,593 --> 00:03:52,297 And one clue led to another led to the... 91 00:03:52,345 --> 00:03:53,428 Mistress. 92 00:03:53,477 --> 00:03:55,876 You know, they used to burn women like me. 93 00:03:56,149 --> 00:03:59,665 Childless, unmarried, smart. 94 00:03:59,713 --> 00:04:01,936 A woman who doesn't need a man to self-actualize 95 00:04:01,985 --> 00:04:03,503 is a threat to the status quo. 96 00:04:03,552 --> 00:04:05,633 Well, I say, good. 97 00:04:05,681 --> 00:04:07,025 Let 'em come for me. 98 00:04:07,073 --> 00:04:08,481 And now I'm turning 50, 99 00:04:08,555 --> 00:04:10,733 and I'm filling out dating profiles, 100 00:04:10,782 --> 00:04:13,184 and trying not to drink every day. 101 00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:14,634 You know, when they graduate high school, 102 00:04:14,682 --> 00:04:17,101 I'm gonna be 65 years old. 103 00:04:17,852 --> 00:04:19,010 65! 104 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,511 Margot was drowning in newborns 105 00:04:20,645 --> 00:04:22,374 when Netty's husband left her. 106 00:04:22,422 --> 00:04:23,701 Did I mention, 107 00:04:23,749 --> 00:04:25,043 she lives on a houseboat? 108 00:04:25,091 --> 00:04:26,406 We were all in shock. 109 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,027 - The mistress. - Perfect Netty. 110 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,449 I mean, what the... 111 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,442 - And poor Margot. - What if I made a mistake? 112 00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:34,855 I'd been telling her, just wait. 113 00:04:35,005 --> 00:04:36,783 The urge to breed will pass, 114 00:04:36,832 --> 00:04:38,447 and you can move on with your life. 115 00:04:38,496 --> 00:04:40,449 - Having children. - Oh, you didn't. 116 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:43,182 Honey, you're just tired of taking care of everyone. 117 00:04:43,231 --> 00:04:45,135 I almost had her convinced, 118 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:48,004 but then, Netty used the line on her. 119 00:04:48,053 --> 00:04:50,277 - What line? - Life begins at mother. 120 00:04:50,385 --> 00:04:52,699 I truly believe that. 121 00:04:52,747 --> 00:04:54,369 My children are my world. 122 00:04:54,418 --> 00:04:56,241 Netty just made it look so easy. 123 00:04:56,481 --> 00:04:57,826 And she wasn't the only one. 124 00:04:57,874 --> 00:04:59,812 The whole entire world makes you feel 125 00:04:59,949 --> 00:05:02,486 like you're not a whole woman unless you mom it up. 126 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:05,804 So Gary and I did IVF, and we had the worst luck. 127 00:05:05,882 --> 00:05:08,307 I mean, just failure after failure. 128 00:05:08,384 --> 00:05:12,782 And in the last round, we implanted three embryos. 129 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,638 Plot twist, they all stuck. 130 00:05:15,687 --> 00:05:17,343 So tell me, 131 00:05:17,610 --> 00:05:19,698 what can the island do for you? 132 00:05:19,879 --> 00:05:22,163 I want to be swept off my feet, 133 00:05:22,393 --> 00:05:24,901 by a hot, successful man, 134 00:05:25,685 --> 00:05:26,751 who adores me. 135 00:05:26,845 --> 00:05:29,050 - Mm. - I'm not asking for love, 136 00:05:29,248 --> 00:05:31,390 just to set a bar 137 00:05:32,178 --> 00:05:35,566 as, like, practice 138 00:05:36,144 --> 00:05:37,365 for when I get back out there. 139 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,086 I'm happy, 140 00:05:39,858 --> 00:05:42,801 and I'm so lucky to be where I am in my life. 141 00:05:42,855 --> 00:05:44,538 I've got great friends 142 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:48,180 that I get to turn 50 with on a beautiful island. 143 00:05:48,274 --> 00:05:49,728 Honestly, I'm good. 144 00:05:49,776 --> 00:05:53,077 Well, there must be something that you've always wanted. 145 00:05:55,765 --> 00:05:57,252 Well, there is one thing. 146 00:05:57,401 --> 00:06:00,644 I love my children more than anything in the whole world. 147 00:06:00,802 --> 00:06:04,104 But I'm tired, all the time. 148 00:06:04,855 --> 00:06:07,452 Like, soul-crushing, 149 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:10,584 down to the bone exhausted. 150 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:13,698 My fantasy is... 151 00:06:13,887 --> 00:06:15,635 Boring, it is. 152 00:06:15,684 --> 00:06:17,776 It's just... 153 00:06:18,668 --> 00:06:20,560 - A little rest. - Well... 154 00:06:20,608 --> 00:06:23,715 Cam and Netty, they are getting settled in their rooms. 155 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:26,301 And you, Margot, are gonna come with me. 156 00:06:26,774 --> 00:06:28,792 Your fantasy begins now. 157 00:06:32,152 --> 00:06:34,077 - Bye. - Bye. 158 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,362 What is this place? 159 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,570 I feel so much lighter here. 160 00:06:44,647 --> 00:06:46,071 This is your sanctuary. 161 00:06:46,545 --> 00:06:48,666 In this place, no one can disturb you. 162 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,785 You can rest for as long as you like. 163 00:06:50,987 --> 00:06:52,395 But what about the birthday dinner? 164 00:06:52,444 --> 00:06:55,089 I mean, that's the whole reason we're here. 165 00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:57,119 - I can't miss that. - Oh, no, it's okay. 166 00:06:57,176 --> 00:06:59,056 Time moves nice and slowly here. 167 00:06:59,504 --> 00:07:00,781 Cam and Netty will be waiting for you 168 00:07:00,830 --> 00:07:02,346 as if no time has passed at all. 169 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:03,560 You can do that? 170 00:07:03,608 --> 00:07:05,773 I promise you won't miss a thing. 171 00:07:06,621 --> 00:07:07,728 After you wake up, 172 00:07:07,777 --> 00:07:09,502 you can go back to your room at the resort, 173 00:07:09,551 --> 00:07:11,309 and get dressed up for dinner with the girls. 174 00:07:11,357 --> 00:07:12,615 But for now, 175 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:14,701 all you have to do is... 176 00:07:15,106 --> 00:07:16,448 Rest. 177 00:07:25,521 --> 00:07:28,940 Welcome, to Fantasy Island. 178 00:07:37,308 --> 00:07:39,229 Cam, it's me. Open up. 179 00:07:39,641 --> 00:07:42,626 Um, I'm not decent! 180 00:07:42,872 --> 00:07:45,027 - You sound weird. You okay? - Mm-hmm. 181 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:49,272 I'm sure you look gorgeous in your bathing suit. 182 00:07:50,152 --> 00:07:53,781 Body positivity is all the rage right now. 183 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,949 Okay, I'll be at the pool. 184 00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:02,799 Didn't expect to spend my first day alone, 185 00:08:02,848 --> 00:08:03,996 but... 186 00:08:04,223 --> 00:08:05,288 Whatever. 187 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:11,690 Oh! 188 00:08:11,739 --> 00:08:12,848 - Whoa! - Sorry, I... 189 00:08:14,307 --> 00:08:15,551 Hi. 190 00:08:16,011 --> 00:08:18,248 - You all right? - Um... 191 00:08:18,553 --> 00:08:20,273 Yes. 192 00:08:21,352 --> 00:08:23,371 - Yes, I am. - You sure? 193 00:08:23,513 --> 00:08:24,866 I'm a doctor, in case, you know... 194 00:08:24,914 --> 00:08:26,468 Of course you are. 195 00:08:26,687 --> 00:08:28,603 Huh. 196 00:08:28,864 --> 00:08:30,478 Tell me more. 197 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:38,152 Well, I met him. 198 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:39,346 Who? 199 00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:43,067 My fantasy man, Dr. Tristan Alexander. 200 00:08:43,535 --> 00:08:46,590 - Oh. - You look amazing, by the way. 201 00:08:46,725 --> 00:08:49,634 Oh, thank you, I slept for what felt like a week. 202 00:08:49,699 --> 00:08:51,080 What is today? 203 00:08:51,129 --> 00:08:52,548 The day I moved on with my life. 204 00:08:52,605 --> 00:08:54,999 Oh, Netty, I'm so happy. 205 00:08:55,129 --> 00:08:57,007 Is that Cam's room? 206 00:08:57,055 --> 00:08:59,345 Netty, Margot. 207 00:08:59,394 --> 00:09:00,616 Hi? 208 00:09:00,664 --> 00:09:02,768 Do you like my new look? 209 00:09:03,119 --> 00:09:05,228 - Is that... - Are you... 210 00:09:05,304 --> 00:09:07,017 In the flesh! 211 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:15,978 - Cam? - Cam? 212 00:09:16,027 --> 00:09:17,621 - It's me! - Wow. 213 00:09:17,748 --> 00:09:21,958 We are gonna have so much fun this weekend. 214 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,654 Ahh! 215 00:09:26,598 --> 00:09:28,325 Oh, my God, this dress. 216 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:31,113 This is just too much! 217 00:09:31,161 --> 00:09:33,284 Oh, look at this one. 218 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:36,425 Oh. 219 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:40,291 I cannot wait to dress this body up. 220 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:41,902 Now that is the spirit. 221 00:09:42,004 --> 00:09:44,822 And we even got customized perfumes 222 00:09:44,871 --> 00:09:46,975 made just for you. 223 00:09:47,023 --> 00:09:49,923 Be careful. We may never leave. 224 00:09:50,308 --> 00:09:51,611 I don't blame you. 225 00:09:51,878 --> 00:09:53,194 Oh, and also, ladies, 226 00:09:53,287 --> 00:09:55,880 so your private beach dinner starts at 8:00. 227 00:09:55,957 --> 00:09:58,762 And may I suggest some drinks at the bar beforehand? 228 00:09:58,810 --> 00:10:00,322 Yeah, we'll be there. 229 00:10:00,902 --> 00:10:02,582 - Sorry. - Margot, would you like me 230 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:04,369 to walk you to your resting place before dinner? 231 00:10:04,418 --> 00:10:06,462 Oh, no, no, no. I'll perk up. 232 00:10:06,511 --> 00:10:08,290 - Sorry. - All right, enjoy, ladies. 233 00:10:08,339 --> 00:10:09,514 - Thank you. - Yes. 234 00:10:09,562 --> 00:10:10,921 Thank you. 235 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,293 Can you believe this? 236 00:10:13,341 --> 00:10:15,471 Look. Look at me. 237 00:10:16,693 --> 00:10:19,084 Oh, wow, 238 00:10:19,176 --> 00:10:20,595 look at these... 239 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:21,848 Boobs. 240 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:24,110 You're smoking hot. 241 00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:27,901 I had no idea anything like this was ever possible. 242 00:10:28,324 --> 00:10:30,708 It's completely bizarre. 243 00:10:30,859 --> 00:10:32,767 - Can I feel them? - Yes. 244 00:10:34,151 --> 00:10:36,168 They feel like beefsteak tomatoes or something. 245 00:10:36,262 --> 00:10:37,831 They are. 246 00:10:37,879 --> 00:10:39,722 - Nette, you want a grope? - I'm good. 247 00:10:41,027 --> 00:10:45,010 Mm, Netty, tell us more about the doctor... 248 00:10:45,313 --> 00:10:46,618 Tristan Alexander. 249 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:47,803 - Yeah. - Tristan. 250 00:10:47,852 --> 00:10:49,088 He's a plastic surgeon. 251 00:10:49,153 --> 00:10:51,055 And before you say anything, he does reconstruction, 252 00:10:51,104 --> 00:10:53,288 burn victims, cancer patients, that type of thing. 253 00:10:53,439 --> 00:10:55,381 He has the most prestigious practice in San Francisco. 254 00:10:55,714 --> 00:10:58,403 And when I told him we were celebrating a big birthday, 255 00:10:58,769 --> 00:11:00,009 he thought I was 40. 256 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:01,458 Did he? 257 00:11:01,506 --> 00:11:03,573 - Is he cute? - Um, very. 258 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,073 Do you think he's a real doctor? 259 00:11:05,261 --> 00:11:07,034 - Do you think he's a real person? - Yeah. 260 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,187 Oh, he's a real person, all right. 261 00:11:10,175 --> 00:11:12,145 He gave me his card. 262 00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:14,419 Look. 263 00:11:16,737 --> 00:11:19,071 Oh, post-surgical reconstruction. 264 00:11:19,518 --> 00:11:20,610 Yeah. 265 00:11:20,659 --> 00:11:22,973 So, girls, what do you think about this dress? 266 00:11:23,124 --> 00:11:25,240 - It's tight. - It's stunning. 267 00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:28,493 Yeah, and it is very vixen next door. 268 00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:29,888 Right? I'm going for it. 269 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:34,108 You guys, we are gonna have the best weekend ever. 270 00:11:42,219 --> 00:11:43,948 So cute. 271 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:47,928 Nothing like a night out with the girls, 272 00:11:48,392 --> 00:11:49,649 or a night in. 273 00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:51,001 Okay, look, 274 00:11:51,152 --> 00:11:54,079 I am willing to entertain this girls' night thingy... 275 00:11:54,183 --> 00:11:55,624 - Okay. - But I'm planning it. 276 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,582 - Okay. - No manicures. 277 00:11:57,659 --> 00:11:59,956 And absolutely no box wine. 278 00:12:00,081 --> 00:12:02,179 Okay, we're doing this, we're gonna do it my way. 279 00:12:03,894 --> 00:12:04,964 Uh, Elena, 280 00:12:05,012 --> 00:12:07,222 I feel like I just need to stress that um, 281 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:08,927 fun is the goal here. 282 00:12:08,976 --> 00:12:11,410 Oh, oh, it's gonna be a lot of fun. 283 00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:13,323 You've never had fun like this before. 284 00:12:13,372 --> 00:12:15,371 Tomorrow night, 7:00 sharp. 285 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:17,163 Mm. 286 00:12:17,211 --> 00:12:18,325 Don't be late. 287 00:12:18,374 --> 00:12:20,079 - Okay, great. - Okay. 288 00:12:22,371 --> 00:12:26,611 I think what irks me the most about Paul's mistress is, 289 00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:28,583 she's not even hot. 290 00:12:28,855 --> 00:12:30,240 That's what irks you the most? 291 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,667 You know, deep down, he always knew 292 00:12:31,716 --> 00:12:33,157 you were too good for him. 293 00:12:33,205 --> 00:12:34,488 - That's true. - Look. 294 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:35,980 Look what Gary sent. 295 00:12:36,028 --> 00:12:38,407 Aren't they just too adorable? 296 00:12:38,698 --> 00:12:40,083 - Oh, Margot, stop. - So cute. 297 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:42,085 - They are so perfect. - What's this? 298 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,824 Three lemon drops, 299 00:12:43,895 --> 00:12:46,727 courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar. 300 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:48,886 Oh, what? 301 00:12:49,325 --> 00:12:50,978 Thank you. 302 00:12:52,526 --> 00:12:55,758 All right, well, that makes three free rounds 303 00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:58,140 courtesy of my amazing tatas! 304 00:12:58,189 --> 00:12:59,797 Well, you're gonna have to put on a cardigan, 305 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,581 'cause I'm gonna be too wasted to eat dinner, seriously. 306 00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:05,345 Ladies, a toast to divorce 307 00:13:05,529 --> 00:13:08,058 and naps and amazing boobs. 308 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,378 And... 309 00:13:10,597 --> 00:13:12,282 To at least 50 more years of friendship. 310 00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:13,997 - Oh, cheers. - Cheers. 311 00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:15,485 - Yes. - Yes. 312 00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:18,519 Ladies, I see you're enjoying yourselves, huh? 313 00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:19,825 Mmm. 314 00:13:19,874 --> 00:13:21,032 - Join us. - Come sit down. 315 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,718 - Join us. - Okay. 316 00:13:22,795 --> 00:13:25,554 Are you kidding me? This is the best vacation... 317 00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:28,438 - And weirdest. - We have ever been on. 318 00:13:29,032 --> 00:13:30,624 Oh, thank you so very much. 319 00:13:30,673 --> 00:13:32,506 Now this is getting ridiculous. 320 00:13:32,595 --> 00:13:33,791 Okay, ignore her. 321 00:13:33,878 --> 00:13:35,820 Netty is used to being the center of attention. 322 00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:37,410 This must be awful for her. 323 00:13:37,459 --> 00:13:39,810 Oh, my God. Get over yourself. 324 00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:42,071 Okay, here, here. Have a shot with us. 325 00:13:42,147 --> 00:13:43,267 Oh, no, I shouldn't. 326 00:13:43,343 --> 00:13:45,435 I'm still on the clock. Thank you. 327 00:13:45,584 --> 00:13:48,744 So, Elena, you are totally gorgeous. 328 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,488 - Is there a man in your life? - Yeah, that's a good question. 329 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:54,037 How does somebody do what you do and find a date? 330 00:13:54,085 --> 00:13:56,677 - I'm not looking. - So you're taken? 331 00:13:56,927 --> 00:13:59,185 I am married to my work. 332 00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:02,103 I mean, what is she supposed to write on her Tinder profile? 333 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:05,836 "Gorgeous brunette, runs magical island, bends reality." 334 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,216 No, she'd say, 335 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,277 "Makes all your wildest fantasies come true." 336 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,297 Oh, imagine the kind of creeps that would attract. 337 00:14:11,677 --> 00:14:12,889 - Yeah. - That's true. 338 00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:15,272 You know, I think I'm gonna take that shot. 339 00:14:15,497 --> 00:14:16,726 Salud, ladies. 340 00:14:16,878 --> 00:14:18,285 - Salud. - Salud. 341 00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:21,464 - Salud. - Whoo-hoo! 342 00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:25,000 - Mm. - So... 343 00:14:25,049 --> 00:14:26,900 - Oh. - Another? 344 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,654 Okay, we got this. 345 00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:30,646 Elena, don't leave us hanging. 346 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,183 Another one? 347 00:14:32,387 --> 00:14:34,659 - Thank you. - Okay. 348 00:14:36,018 --> 00:14:37,275 Okay. 349 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:40,370 I have a question, about Dr. Love. 350 00:14:40,933 --> 00:14:44,979 Oh, well, why don't you ask him yourself? 351 00:14:48,706 --> 00:14:50,834 Did you invite him to our birthday dinner? 352 00:14:50,925 --> 00:14:53,244 Oh, so you get to enjoy your fantasy tonight, 353 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,630 but not me? 354 00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:56,519 - Hey, you. - Hi. 355 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,817 - You ladies look lovely. - Thank you, Tristan. 356 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:04,181 You know, your beach table is about to be ready shortly. 357 00:15:04,229 --> 00:15:05,829 Would you like me to set another place? 358 00:15:05,878 --> 00:15:07,417 That would be lovely. Thank you. 359 00:15:07,552 --> 00:15:08,886 Mm. 360 00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:13,188 Oof, okay. 361 00:15:13,906 --> 00:15:14,997 So you're a doctor? 362 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:25,202 Oh, Javier! 363 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,855 - Elena. - Hi. 364 00:15:26,904 --> 00:15:28,904 Are you... Are you drunk? 365 00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:30,907 No. 366 00:15:31,571 --> 00:15:36,456 My job occasionally requires me to imbibe with the guests, 367 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,141 but I don't get drunk. 368 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:39,827 - My mistake. - Yeah. 369 00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:41,401 Javier, um... 370 00:15:42,003 --> 00:15:43,198 Are we... 371 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,454 Are we friends? 372 00:15:44,503 --> 00:15:46,816 Of course we're friends. What kind of question is that? 373 00:15:46,927 --> 00:15:48,265 We had... 374 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,631 Sex. 375 00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,213 Doesn't that fundamentally change 376 00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:55,065 the nature of the relationship 377 00:15:55,113 --> 00:15:57,184 to something other than... 378 00:15:57,683 --> 00:15:59,605 - A friendship? - Ah. 379 00:15:59,864 --> 00:16:01,739 - Okay. - You know? 380 00:16:01,832 --> 00:16:04,407 - Hey, hey, listen, okay? - Yeah. 381 00:16:04,456 --> 00:16:05,956 - This is important. - Okay. 382 00:16:06,284 --> 00:16:10,815 No matter what happened or happens between us, 383 00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:13,044 I'm always gonna be your friend. 384 00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:18,514 Come here. Good, good, good, good. 385 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:21,220 Because I don't have many friends, and... 386 00:16:21,737 --> 00:16:24,050 And you're a good man, and you're... 387 00:16:24,669 --> 00:16:26,170 You're quite handsome 388 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,071 and dimple-y, you know... 389 00:16:29,147 --> 00:16:31,008 Okay, okay. 390 00:16:34,949 --> 00:16:37,420 - Mm. - Good night, friend. 391 00:16:41,143 --> 00:16:42,610 Wha... 392 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:48,532 Oh. 393 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,006 Are we really supposed to stand for this? 394 00:16:56,055 --> 00:16:57,845 Margot, it's our birthday dinner. 395 00:16:58,173 --> 00:16:59,889 She's been through a lot, Cam. 396 00:16:59,938 --> 00:17:02,001 And I haven't? God. 397 00:17:02,848 --> 00:17:04,014 Tristan, hi. 398 00:17:04,063 --> 00:17:06,915 Um, so listen, I hope you don't mind, but, 399 00:17:06,963 --> 00:17:08,710 this birthday dinner is literally 400 00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:10,899 why we came to this island, and, 401 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,289 we were really hoping to celebrate it just the three of us, 402 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,313 together as lifelong friends. 403 00:17:16,899 --> 00:17:18,923 - You know what I mean? - Cam! 404 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,335 - God, I am so sorry. - It's okay. No. 405 00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:24,307 I got so caught up in Jeanette's beauty, 406 00:17:24,356 --> 00:17:25,597 I've forgotten my manners. 407 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,782 No, Tristan, it's fine. We'd love to have you. 408 00:17:27,899 --> 00:17:29,520 No, no, it's your big night. 409 00:17:29,568 --> 00:17:31,087 I'll see you tomorrow. 410 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,985 Horseback riding on the beach. 411 00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:34,634 - Yeah? - Yeah. 412 00:17:35,396 --> 00:17:37,305 - You ladies have fun tonight. - Kay, good night. 413 00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:39,969 Thank you for understanding. 414 00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:43,370 - Okay. - What the hell was that? 415 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,383 I thought I was pretty clear. 416 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,156 And thanks for standing up for me. 417 00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:50,298 Wait, listen, I just want a relaxing dinner, okay? 418 00:17:50,353 --> 00:17:52,202 'Cause we've had a lot to drink on empty stomachs. 419 00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:55,657 Margot, why are you always making excuses for her? 420 00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:57,681 - I'm not. - Inviting that boy toy 421 00:17:57,730 --> 00:17:59,869 to our 50th birthday dinner 422 00:17:59,918 --> 00:18:01,884 - was messed up, and you know it. - Guys. 423 00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:03,525 - And who invited you? - What? 424 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:06,048 You're the real stranger here. 425 00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:08,113 This whole trip was tainted the minute you decided 426 00:18:08,162 --> 00:18:09,788 to turn into whoever the hell this is. 427 00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:11,748 Do you really hate yourself that much, Cam? 428 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:12,870 Oh, screw you, Netty! 429 00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:14,158 Guys, we have to eat 430 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,946 before we say things we're gonna regret. 431 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,795 Okay, choose a side or stay out of this, Switzerland. 432 00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:19,997 - What are you talking about? - Stop mothering us. 433 00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:21,663 I thought "life began at mother." 434 00:18:21,712 --> 00:18:23,139 - What? - Nothing. 435 00:18:23,738 --> 00:18:25,428 No, if you have something to say to me, spit it out. 436 00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:27,022 Oh, Netty, please. 437 00:18:27,071 --> 00:18:28,647 You have lorded your perfect life 438 00:18:28,696 --> 00:18:30,085 over both of us for years. 439 00:18:30,134 --> 00:18:32,290 And now that it has come crashing down, 440 00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:33,688 you expect us to act 441 00:18:33,736 --> 00:18:36,523 as if you are the only person in the world that is hurting. 442 00:18:36,642 --> 00:18:38,282 Now, Margot here, 443 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:41,202 she is a good person, and she would never admit it, 444 00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:43,157 but she resents the hell out of you 445 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,704 for talking her into having kids! 446 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,120 Hey, I can fight my own battles, Cam. 447 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,426 Oh, since when? 448 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,942 Yeah, you constantly underestimate her. 449 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,871 - I don't resent having kids. - I didn't say that. 450 00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:54,433 You did, but you could have been a little less pushy. 451 00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:55,678 - Yeah. - What? 452 00:18:55,727 --> 00:18:58,069 I didn't force you to implant three embryos. 453 00:18:58,118 --> 00:18:59,720 And, Cam, whoever you are, 454 00:18:59,768 --> 00:19:02,103 how about you stop projecting? 455 00:19:02,185 --> 00:19:04,384 Margot and I chose motherhood. 456 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,567 And the only person who apparently resents that is you. 457 00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:10,616 No, girls, no. I am free. 458 00:19:10,955 --> 00:19:13,647 And I don't need a man or screaming triplets 459 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,317 to validate my existence in this life. 460 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:19,107 I am happy just the way I am. 461 00:19:19,184 --> 00:19:21,614 Oh, clearly. 462 00:19:23,009 --> 00:19:24,146 God. 463 00:19:24,195 --> 00:19:27,342 Thanks for saying how you really feel, Cam! 464 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:32,184 Thanks for having my back, Margot! 465 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,634 And happy fricking birthday! 466 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,968 Ugh! 467 00:20:37,149 --> 00:20:38,982 Penny for your thoughts? 468 00:20:39,189 --> 00:20:41,167 Oh, I'm... 469 00:20:41,495 --> 00:20:42,989 I'm good. 470 00:20:43,957 --> 00:20:45,139 I don't want to ruin the mood. 471 00:20:45,188 --> 00:20:47,649 There is no mood if you're not a part of it. 472 00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:49,845 Easy, girl. 473 00:20:49,992 --> 00:20:51,548 There you go. 474 00:20:52,535 --> 00:20:54,052 Here, let me help you. 475 00:20:54,258 --> 00:20:56,409 Ooh. Oh. 476 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:05,399 Things got a little ugly last night after you left. 477 00:21:05,488 --> 00:21:08,308 - I knew I shouldn't have come. - No. 478 00:21:08,753 --> 00:21:10,796 No, it's not you. 479 00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:14,055 It's us. 480 00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:17,264 My divorce changed our whole dynamic. 481 00:21:17,431 --> 00:21:19,524 Suddenly, it's "gang up on Netty" time. 482 00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:22,863 Why do people feel compelled to kick you while you're down? 483 00:21:25,938 --> 00:21:28,086 Is that how you see yourself? 484 00:21:28,384 --> 00:21:30,103 You're kidding, right? 485 00:21:31,141 --> 00:21:33,383 Well, sounds like your marriage wasn't working 486 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,108 for a long time. 487 00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:37,453 And now you're free. 488 00:21:37,502 --> 00:21:38,968 Kids are away at college. 489 00:21:39,016 --> 00:21:40,386 World's your oyster. 490 00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:42,175 - I'm allergic to shellfish. - Hmm. 491 00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:45,782 Come on, there's gotta be something 492 00:21:45,831 --> 00:21:47,567 that you've just been... 493 00:21:47,902 --> 00:21:49,970 Just dying to do. 494 00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:51,649 I... 495 00:21:51,955 --> 00:21:54,180 I used to paint. 496 00:21:54,837 --> 00:21:56,356 How about travel? 497 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,192 Or a new career, maybe? 498 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:01,645 What did you do before you were married? 499 00:22:04,048 --> 00:22:05,731 You ask a lot of questions, don't you? 500 00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:12,386 Just want to get to know you. 501 00:22:13,243 --> 00:22:16,334 There are a lot of other ways to get to know someone. 502 00:22:16,642 --> 00:22:19,895 Right now, what I really need is to get out of my head. 503 00:22:28,126 --> 00:22:29,480 And into this? 504 00:22:29,528 --> 00:22:31,054 Now you're talking. 505 00:22:39,837 --> 00:22:41,846 I don't mean to bother you. 506 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,890 You're not a bother, Margot. 507 00:22:44,290 --> 00:22:45,366 Um... 508 00:22:45,415 --> 00:22:48,551 Ugh, things are a mess with my friends, okay? 509 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,147 We had a huge fight, and everyone's upset, 510 00:22:51,196 --> 00:22:52,602 and I was just hoping you could help me 511 00:22:52,678 --> 00:22:54,558 figure out a way to fix it. 512 00:22:54,736 --> 00:22:56,439 That would be nice, wouldn't it, 513 00:22:56,591 --> 00:22:59,056 to be able to fix other people's problems? 514 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,517 Isn't that kind of your specialty? 515 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,174 I just lay the chessboard, 516 00:23:02,252 --> 00:23:04,465 and everyone has to play their own game. 517 00:23:05,088 --> 00:23:07,530 You know, Margot, you came here with a fantasy of your own. 518 00:23:07,681 --> 00:23:09,806 Maybe you should worry less about your friends 519 00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:12,450 and go get the rest you need. 520 00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:16,372 You're right. I know you're right. 521 00:23:16,899 --> 00:23:20,278 Okay, I'll take a nice long nap. 522 00:23:24,274 --> 00:23:25,664 Thank you. 523 00:23:26,995 --> 00:23:28,651 Mmm. 524 00:23:30,364 --> 00:23:31,968 - I'm so sorry about... - I was a bitch last night. 525 00:23:32,017 --> 00:23:34,658 - No, you weren't. - I definitely was. 526 00:23:35,543 --> 00:23:37,736 - Thank you. - Thanks. 527 00:23:40,731 --> 00:23:44,475 Listen, I don't blame you for the triplets, okay? 528 00:23:44,552 --> 00:23:46,552 No, I get it. 529 00:23:46,604 --> 00:23:49,127 And I had it easy with mine, 530 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,557 - and I was in my 20s. - What I wouldn't give. 531 00:23:51,634 --> 00:23:53,076 - Right? - Mm. 532 00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:58,989 So, how was horseback riding with Dr. Sexy? 533 00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:00,658 Good. Annoying. 534 00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:02,706 - He wanted to know all about me. - How awful. 535 00:24:02,754 --> 00:24:04,449 So I suggested an alternate activity. 536 00:24:04,679 --> 00:24:06,923 I want to hear about that. 537 00:24:06,999 --> 00:24:09,005 I will tell all if you... 538 00:24:09,053 --> 00:24:10,850 Finally fess up about what happened 539 00:24:10,898 --> 00:24:12,662 between you and that hot neighbor you had, 540 00:24:12,710 --> 00:24:13,787 back in the early '90s. 541 00:24:13,836 --> 00:24:15,456 - Motorcycle Jake? - Yes! 542 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:18,089 I'll never tell. 543 00:24:18,984 --> 00:24:20,396 Hmm. 544 00:24:20,482 --> 00:24:23,936 So we need to plan a dinner do-over, 545 00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:26,021 tonight, okay? Just the three of us. 546 00:24:26,069 --> 00:24:27,451 I think Cam and I could use a break. 547 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,285 No, no, you have to make up. 548 00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:31,652 And you were really hard on her last night. 549 00:24:31,743 --> 00:24:34,281 I'm sick of her casting me as the villain. 550 00:24:34,330 --> 00:24:37,561 I know, but she really needs this. 551 00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,323 So... 552 00:24:39,448 --> 00:24:41,230 Just cut her a break, okay? 553 00:24:41,278 --> 00:24:43,004 For me? 554 00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:46,345 If you make a reservation, I'll show up. 555 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,967 But I won't like it. 556 00:24:48,021 --> 00:24:49,503 Thank you. 557 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,464 Good. 558 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:53,727 - Cheers. This is good. - Mmm. 559 00:24:57,401 --> 00:24:59,049 - Hey. - Hi. 560 00:24:59,144 --> 00:25:02,069 - Camille, right? - Yeah. Can I come in? 561 00:25:02,147 --> 00:25:04,933 I know this might sound weird, but, 562 00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:07,926 I feel like I was meant to find you. 563 00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:12,620 - Yeah, come on in. - Thank you. 564 00:25:20,508 --> 00:25:23,905 Okay, wine in a bottle, not a box. 565 00:25:24,002 --> 00:25:25,839 - Good. Thank you, Ruby. - Yes. 566 00:25:25,965 --> 00:25:28,222 And look, I know you said no manicures, 567 00:25:28,271 --> 00:25:30,769 so I brought facial masks. 568 00:25:30,908 --> 00:25:33,290 So I got chamomile, mango lime, chocolate... 569 00:25:33,339 --> 00:25:35,503 Okay, actually, we're playing Spades. 570 00:25:35,551 --> 00:25:36,854 Do you know it? 571 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:39,167 Enough to know it takes four players. 572 00:25:39,277 --> 00:25:41,738 Okay. Ah, honorary fourth girl. 573 00:25:41,890 --> 00:25:43,573 - Hola. - Hi. 574 00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:46,009 Okay, so we're going untraditional. 575 00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:48,337 - Mm-hmm. - Well, who's the third? 576 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,293 Hi, Ruby. 577 00:25:50,493 --> 00:25:52,648 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 578 00:25:53,089 --> 00:25:55,331 - Gina. - Let the girls' night begin. 579 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,710 Okay, now this one says it's nice and moisturizing. 580 00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:02,530 Mmm, it smells like cotton candy. 581 00:26:02,578 --> 00:26:04,548 I know, right? It's good. 582 00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,441 - Feels good. - Good, right? 583 00:26:06,675 --> 00:26:08,705 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, you're next! 584 00:26:08,754 --> 00:26:10,888 No, I'm not wearing any of those. 585 00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:12,102 What? 586 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,512 You all look like you are in a horror movie. 587 00:26:14,590 --> 00:26:15,697 Okay? No. 588 00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:16,986 Okay, so are we playing Spades or not? 589 00:26:17,132 --> 00:26:18,191 I mean, we could, 590 00:26:18,239 --> 00:26:20,594 it's just it's not a traditional girls' night activity. 591 00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:22,112 Mm-hmm. 592 00:26:22,188 --> 00:26:24,781 Now, horror films are totally girls' night. 593 00:26:24,858 --> 00:26:27,588 We could watch a slasher. 594 00:26:27,636 --> 00:26:29,026 I don't have a TV. 595 00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:40,146 Okay, fine. 596 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,391 What are my other options? 597 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:44,059 Well, in my day, we'd talk about 598 00:26:44,210 --> 00:26:46,256 what boys we had crushes on. 599 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:47,545 Or girls. 600 00:26:47,623 --> 00:26:49,489 Well, not back then. 601 00:26:50,314 --> 00:26:54,978 But, I mean, now, I don't see why not. 602 00:26:55,054 --> 00:26:57,324 Elena, she doesn't have time for love. 603 00:26:57,373 --> 00:26:58,539 Well, I don't know. 604 00:26:58,588 --> 00:27:02,106 I've seen some glances between her and Javier. 605 00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:04,189 - And Javier? - Mm-hmm. 606 00:27:04,293 --> 00:27:07,553 No, no, no! 607 00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:12,069 No looks and no crushes, okay? No. 608 00:27:12,147 --> 00:27:14,923 No looks, no crushes. Got it. 609 00:27:15,074 --> 00:27:16,212 Mm-hmm. 610 00:27:16,507 --> 00:27:20,288 So there's been no one since your fiancé James? 611 00:27:24,539 --> 00:27:26,856 You know, this place 612 00:27:26,995 --> 00:27:29,802 doesn't leave room for anybody 613 00:27:29,966 --> 00:27:31,512 or time for other people. 614 00:27:31,561 --> 00:27:34,776 And my great uncle, he dedicated his entire being 615 00:27:35,069 --> 00:27:37,665 to this island, and now that's my job. 616 00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:39,925 Hmm. 617 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:41,485 But, um... 618 00:27:41,533 --> 00:27:43,785 - You miss him, though? - My great uncle? 619 00:27:43,842 --> 00:27:46,526 Yeah, of course. He was a very wise man. 620 00:27:46,648 --> 00:27:49,240 No, James. 621 00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:55,654 Yeah. 622 00:27:56,101 --> 00:27:57,725 Every day. 623 00:27:59,266 --> 00:28:00,889 Elena, 624 00:28:01,798 --> 00:28:03,918 you just girl-talked! 625 00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:06,624 - I did? - Well done. 626 00:28:06,702 --> 00:28:09,173 Yeah! 627 00:28:15,249 --> 00:28:16,893 Bartender had a heavy pour. 628 00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:18,936 Yeah, I got you, honey. 629 00:28:21,426 --> 00:28:23,420 Thank you so much. 630 00:28:24,143 --> 00:28:25,781 Bitch. 631 00:28:26,925 --> 00:28:28,694 - Netty, wait. - What's wrong with you? 632 00:28:28,804 --> 00:28:30,453 We just saw you coming out of Tristan's room. 633 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:32,441 - What... - No. No, no, no, Netty... 634 00:28:32,594 --> 00:28:33,786 After all I've been through, 635 00:28:33,835 --> 00:28:36,106 I finally find a teeny bit of happiness, 636 00:28:36,155 --> 00:28:38,077 and why are you deliberately trying to hurt me? 637 00:28:38,169 --> 00:28:41,192 Netty, please, can you just entertain the concept 638 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:43,357 that not everything is about you? 639 00:28:43,508 --> 00:28:45,858 Oh, oh, Netty, you should hear her out. 640 00:28:45,907 --> 00:28:46,997 - This is important. - No! 641 00:28:47,045 --> 00:28:48,529 - I'm done. - Ladies, good evening. 642 00:28:48,577 --> 00:28:49,936 I regret to inform you 643 00:28:49,985 --> 00:28:52,940 that we have a "no fighting after 9:00 p.m." policy. 644 00:28:53,710 --> 00:28:55,676 That's fine. I'm going to bed. 645 00:28:55,725 --> 00:28:57,733 No, not yet, I'm afraid. Stand there, please. 646 00:28:57,866 --> 00:28:59,163 Thank you. 647 00:29:01,641 --> 00:29:03,278 It's a shame to see you like this 648 00:29:03,648 --> 00:29:06,442 when you have so little time left with each other. 649 00:29:06,595 --> 00:29:08,572 What do you mean? 650 00:29:10,236 --> 00:29:12,654 What the hell is this? 651 00:29:12,788 --> 00:29:14,086 Roarke? 652 00:29:14,193 --> 00:29:15,679 She said that we only have 653 00:29:15,727 --> 00:29:17,787 a little bit of time with each other. 654 00:29:18,093 --> 00:29:20,124 Do you think that's one of us? 655 00:29:22,382 --> 00:29:23,703 It's me. 656 00:29:24,472 --> 00:29:25,804 It's me, isn't it? 657 00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:28,177 - Why would you think that? - Just open it. 658 00:29:28,379 --> 00:29:29,651 Go open it. 659 00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:31,709 Netty, come help. 660 00:29:48,475 --> 00:29:50,112 Well, you said you wanted rest. 661 00:29:56,922 --> 00:29:58,443 It's me. 662 00:29:58,491 --> 00:29:59,877 I'm still young. 663 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:07,791 Is that me? 664 00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:09,499 I look weird. 665 00:30:09,706 --> 00:30:11,074 Why do I look so weird? 666 00:30:11,123 --> 00:30:13,792 Seems the poster child for self-actualization 667 00:30:13,841 --> 00:30:15,667 went a little overboard on the filler. 668 00:30:15,716 --> 00:30:17,162 Gee, I wonder who the surgeon was. 669 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,285 Oh, look, you're with Paul. 670 00:30:19,787 --> 00:30:21,880 Seems defining yourself by someone other 671 00:30:21,928 --> 00:30:24,233 than the man you're with isn't as easy as it seems. 672 00:30:24,788 --> 00:30:26,391 I don't do that. 673 00:30:26,732 --> 00:30:29,029 We probably just came together. 674 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:32,895 Looks pretty cozy to me. 675 00:30:32,944 --> 00:30:34,264 Well, it beats dying alone with my cat. 676 00:30:34,312 --> 00:30:36,449 At least my cat isn't sleeping with a skank 677 00:30:36,526 --> 00:30:39,546 - who lives on a houseboat. - Just shut up! 678 00:30:40,035 --> 00:30:41,991 I'm dead! 679 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,482 You guys can't stop arguing for five seconds. 680 00:30:44,586 --> 00:30:46,782 It's been like this since high school. 681 00:30:46,831 --> 00:30:49,184 I'm tired of being your mediator. 682 00:30:49,256 --> 00:30:52,483 You two are your own problem now. 683 00:31:05,443 --> 00:31:07,330 I can't be here. 684 00:31:09,509 --> 00:31:11,250 Was that real? 685 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:15,013 - As of this moment, yeah. - Well, change it. 686 00:31:15,062 --> 00:31:17,337 I can't leave my kids without a mom. 687 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,335 And I don't want to die. 688 00:31:19,384 --> 00:31:21,445 Okay, please, I will do anything. 689 00:31:21,493 --> 00:31:23,121 It's not up to me, Margot. 690 00:31:23,199 --> 00:31:25,474 Remember, I just lay the chessboard. 691 00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:28,385 Your fate is entirely in your hands. 692 00:31:28,462 --> 00:31:31,221 You came to Fantasy Island looking for the time 693 00:31:31,315 --> 00:31:34,122 and the space to rest, 694 00:31:34,349 --> 00:31:35,988 and you're barely taking advantage of that. 695 00:31:36,037 --> 00:31:38,341 Well, my friends needed me. 696 00:31:38,389 --> 00:31:40,318 - Did they? - Yes, yes. 697 00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:41,899 They have since high school. 698 00:31:41,975 --> 00:31:44,747 And if you were to just leave them alone and 699 00:31:45,060 --> 00:31:46,755 take care of your own needs for a while, 700 00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:48,313 what are you afraid would happen? 701 00:31:48,391 --> 00:31:51,012 I don't know, but they would implode. 702 00:31:51,455 --> 00:31:52,576 And you feel that way about 703 00:31:52,624 --> 00:31:54,870 every single obligation in your life? 704 00:31:58,843 --> 00:32:00,404 Maybe. 705 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:03,778 How do I die? 706 00:32:05,339 --> 00:32:07,192 I don't know exactly. 707 00:32:07,810 --> 00:32:09,615 I assume that you neglect 708 00:32:09,663 --> 00:32:12,103 yourself in order to make other people happy, 709 00:32:12,523 --> 00:32:14,839 which is a, it's a lovely characteristic. 710 00:32:17,691 --> 00:32:19,580 Until it isn't. 711 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:21,607 Yeah. 712 00:32:30,956 --> 00:32:32,938 Mm-hmm, I know this one. 713 00:32:33,102 --> 00:32:37,225 Oh, I like a girl with a sophisticated taste in music. 714 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:41,496 Well, I grew up in a musical family, so... 715 00:32:41,874 --> 00:32:43,231 But how about you? 716 00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:46,474 I'm just an old soul, I guess. 717 00:32:46,771 --> 00:32:48,568 Now, they don't make them like this anymore. 718 00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:51,372 Mm-mm. 719 00:33:01,221 --> 00:33:02,328 You know, 720 00:33:02,376 --> 00:33:05,276 do you think I upset Elena before, 721 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:08,395 you know, asking about James? 722 00:33:08,895 --> 00:33:10,153 She can handle it. 723 00:33:10,718 --> 00:33:12,610 You know, I've known Elena for a long time, 724 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:15,325 and you being here has been really good for her. 725 00:33:15,478 --> 00:33:17,099 - Really? - Yeah. 726 00:33:17,149 --> 00:33:20,005 You know, when she called me up to come here for girls' night, 727 00:33:20,156 --> 00:33:21,794 I thought she was messing with me. 728 00:33:22,044 --> 00:33:24,068 You know, I didn't think she would agree to it, honestly. 729 00:33:24,155 --> 00:33:26,718 That's what I mean. 730 00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:29,748 You've been a great influence on her, Ruby, 731 00:33:29,825 --> 00:33:31,525 and on all of us. 732 00:33:34,272 --> 00:33:35,872 Thank you. 733 00:33:36,590 --> 00:33:38,021 So... 734 00:33:38,321 --> 00:33:40,712 What do you want to do now? 735 00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:45,142 We could put Segundo's hand in a bowl of warm water. 736 00:33:48,137 --> 00:33:51,602 As tempting as that is, 737 00:33:52,348 --> 00:33:54,258 I'd like to keep dancing. 738 00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:56,869 I mean, if you do. 739 00:34:09,930 --> 00:34:12,388 Why did you think it was you in the casket? 740 00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:16,367 Forget it. 741 00:34:17,306 --> 00:34:18,819 Is there something wrong? 742 00:34:18,868 --> 00:34:20,874 Is that why you wanted a different body? 743 00:34:22,383 --> 00:34:23,968 I thought it came back. 744 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:26,452 Thought what came back? 745 00:34:27,430 --> 00:34:29,780 Netty, I didn't go see Tristan 746 00:34:29,828 --> 00:34:31,913 because I wanted to sleep with him. 747 00:34:34,227 --> 00:34:36,151 I was hoping he could help me. 748 00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:39,203 Help you with what? 749 00:34:41,805 --> 00:34:44,227 I had cancer, Nette. 750 00:34:52,896 --> 00:34:54,618 You had cancer? 751 00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,454 When? 752 00:34:58,325 --> 00:34:59,702 Are you okay? 753 00:34:59,789 --> 00:35:01,548 Why am I just hearing about this now? 754 00:35:01,610 --> 00:35:02,907 No, I'm fine. 755 00:35:03,027 --> 00:35:05,013 They caught it with surgery, 756 00:35:05,347 --> 00:35:06,860 except... 757 00:35:06,924 --> 00:35:08,889 They screwed up on the reconstruction part, 758 00:35:08,938 --> 00:35:11,527 and now I need more surgery. 759 00:35:12,149 --> 00:35:14,477 I tried to tell you, though. I did. 760 00:35:14,658 --> 00:35:18,498 But you were going through your divorce when we talked, and... 761 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,821 You never let me get a word in. 762 00:35:21,313 --> 00:35:23,405 So you didn't tell me you had cancer? 763 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:24,500 I tried. 764 00:35:24,548 --> 00:35:26,209 Well, how about grabbing me by the shoulders 765 00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:28,178 and screaming it in my face? 766 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:32,204 I know I'm self-obsessed, Cam, but I'm your best friend. 767 00:35:32,337 --> 00:35:35,528 Netty, I just didn't want you to pity me. 768 00:35:36,063 --> 00:35:37,254 You already think of me 769 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:40,091 as the lonely, loveless cat lady. 770 00:35:40,588 --> 00:35:44,014 I couldn't handle being the lonely, loveless cat lady 771 00:35:44,063 --> 00:35:46,235 with breast cancer on top of it. 772 00:35:46,386 --> 00:35:50,337 Oh, Cam, that is so not how I see you. 773 00:35:51,555 --> 00:35:53,437 I know, talk about lonely and loveless. 774 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,225 I made my life seem perfect, 775 00:35:55,274 --> 00:35:58,551 but trust me, the honeymoon was over years ago. 776 00:35:59,798 --> 00:36:02,492 You have no idea, do you, 777 00:36:03,010 --> 00:36:05,467 how jealous I have always been of you? 778 00:36:05,601 --> 00:36:06,943 What? Come on. 779 00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:10,024 Cam, you are magnetic. 780 00:36:10,219 --> 00:36:11,389 You are beautiful. 781 00:36:11,655 --> 00:36:13,748 You live life on your own terms. 782 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:17,057 You see something you want, and you go get it. 783 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,289 You were right when you said that I need a man to define me, and... 784 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:26,045 I'm 50 years old. 785 00:36:26,094 --> 00:36:28,617 I have no idea what I want, or, 786 00:36:28,665 --> 00:36:30,737 who I am, and that's absolutely terrifying. 787 00:36:30,786 --> 00:36:32,957 And that's why this whole thing breaks my heart 788 00:36:33,006 --> 00:36:36,808 because the real you is so awesome. 789 00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:39,657 And it makes me angry to think 790 00:36:39,706 --> 00:36:43,801 that you need this body to be happy. 791 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:48,663 Netty, do you remember how you felt 792 00:36:48,741 --> 00:36:50,728 when you found out about Paul's affair? 793 00:36:51,369 --> 00:36:54,313 Yeah, I'd like to forget, but yeah, angry, betrayed. 794 00:36:54,398 --> 00:36:57,356 Yeah, that's how I feel about my body now. 795 00:36:58,024 --> 00:37:00,505 I had this great life. 796 00:37:04,366 --> 00:37:06,851 And my body betrayed me. 797 00:37:07,201 --> 00:37:09,242 And I just wanted out. 798 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,400 You wanted to divorce your body? 799 00:37:12,487 --> 00:37:14,091 I did. 800 00:37:14,193 --> 00:37:16,843 Yeah, just for a few days. 801 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:22,214 I just wanted to feel whole again. 802 00:37:23,188 --> 00:37:25,718 And I miss my boobs. 803 00:37:26,148 --> 00:37:28,156 - They were great boobs. - They really were. 804 00:37:31,888 --> 00:37:33,737 I'm just so glad we didn't lose you, Cam. 805 00:37:33,786 --> 00:37:35,568 I don't want to grow old without you. 806 00:37:35,617 --> 00:37:37,105 Me neither. 807 00:37:48,795 --> 00:37:51,261 I love you so much. 808 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:53,941 I love you too. 809 00:38:02,428 --> 00:38:04,006 Yes, hi, I would like to make an appointment, 810 00:38:04,054 --> 00:38:05,194 with Dr. Schwartz. 811 00:38:05,373 --> 00:38:06,723 As soon as possible, please. 812 00:38:06,959 --> 00:38:09,773 Claire, it's Margot Shear. Good. 813 00:38:09,925 --> 00:38:11,441 I was wondering if I could get the number 814 00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:14,082 of that trainer-nutritionist woman you were raving about. 815 00:38:14,357 --> 00:38:15,621 Gary, it's me. 816 00:38:15,670 --> 00:38:17,614 I'm sending you an article. Read it. 817 00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:19,346 It's about the mental load of parenting. 818 00:38:19,395 --> 00:38:21,516 I'm gonna need you to pick up 50% of this. 819 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,662 You can choose which half, but it's happening. 820 00:38:23,826 --> 00:38:25,139 June, this is Margot. 821 00:38:25,188 --> 00:38:27,688 I'm gonna need an assistant, and this is not a negotiation. 822 00:38:27,881 --> 00:38:29,278 Assistant or I quit. 823 00:38:29,435 --> 00:38:31,858 Set reminder. Put yourself first. 824 00:38:57,067 --> 00:39:00,464 - You're back. - And here to stay. 825 00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:03,135 - Just like you. - Oh. 826 00:39:03,907 --> 00:39:05,924 I don't want to see you in a coffin again. 827 00:39:06,629 --> 00:39:08,640 - Okay. - I'm sorry. 828 00:39:08,732 --> 00:39:10,764 We were selfish jerks. 829 00:39:10,812 --> 00:39:12,417 Horrid. Awful. 830 00:39:12,466 --> 00:39:14,879 Inconsiderate and self-centered. 831 00:39:14,928 --> 00:39:17,964 Guys, it was the wakeup call I needed. 832 00:39:18,088 --> 00:39:20,276 We're gonna do this more often. 833 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,043 - Twice a year. - Definitely. 834 00:39:23,410 --> 00:39:26,077 And you're gonna let us help you. 835 00:39:26,930 --> 00:39:28,279 We talked about it, 836 00:39:28,356 --> 00:39:31,848 and we're each gonna watch the girls a weekend a month. 837 00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:34,193 Guys, that's a lot. 838 00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:36,392 It'll help with my empty nest syndrome, 839 00:39:36,596 --> 00:39:39,280 when I'm not at my new job. 840 00:39:39,562 --> 00:39:40,895 What new job? 841 00:39:40,972 --> 00:39:43,155 I'm gonna intern with girl boss here. 842 00:39:43,204 --> 00:39:44,917 I'm gonna figure out what I want to do 843 00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:46,955 and who I want to be in this next chapter. 844 00:39:47,207 --> 00:39:48,915 Next chapter. 845 00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:50,990 I like that. 846 00:39:51,187 --> 00:39:53,592 50 is not too old to find yourself. 847 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,732 No, not when you have friends. 848 00:39:55,809 --> 00:39:57,901 - Cheers. - Happy Birthday. 849 00:39:58,052 --> 00:39:59,811 - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday to us! 850 00:39:59,963 --> 00:40:02,211 - 50! - 50! 851 00:40:03,175 --> 00:40:05,480 I apologize for bailing on girls' night, 852 00:40:05,819 --> 00:40:07,031 not that you missed me. 853 00:40:07,079 --> 00:40:10,488 How did it go with Gina? 854 00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:13,384 - Oh, it was amazing! - Oh. 855 00:40:13,433 --> 00:40:15,827 Yes, yes, we danced all night. 856 00:40:15,948 --> 00:40:18,798 That's it? You danced all night? 857 00:40:19,073 --> 00:40:22,211 Well, and the worst manicures ever. 858 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:25,071 What? 859 00:40:25,182 --> 00:40:28,349 So anything else? 860 00:40:29,236 --> 00:40:32,633 - Well, it could have been. - Okay. 861 00:40:32,682 --> 00:40:34,580 I-I think, but... 862 00:40:35,619 --> 00:40:37,465 I kind of chickened out. 863 00:40:39,296 --> 00:40:40,704 I told her I was married. 864 00:40:41,004 --> 00:40:42,615 You are... 865 00:40:42,834 --> 00:40:44,513 And, and you're not. 866 00:40:44,835 --> 00:40:47,312 But I still feel like I am, you know? 867 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,896 - I know, I know. - Ugh. I don't know. 868 00:40:51,181 --> 00:40:53,381 I guess I just need to 869 00:40:53,615 --> 00:40:55,576 do things in my own time. 870 00:40:59,295 --> 00:41:01,084 I had sex with Javier. 871 00:41:01,842 --> 00:41:03,894 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. 872 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:06,617 And? 873 00:41:06,689 --> 00:41:09,185 - How do you feel about that? - Um... 874 00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:10,548 Fine. 875 00:41:11,075 --> 00:41:12,676 Yeah. 876 00:41:13,069 --> 00:41:14,598 You know what's happening here, right? 877 00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:15,795 What? 878 00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:18,189 Well, I hate to break it to you, but, uh... 879 00:41:19,181 --> 00:41:20,861 We're friends. 880 00:41:22,045 --> 00:41:24,250 Solid friends. 881 00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:28,896 I guess we are. 882 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:41,000 synced & corrected by PopcornAWH www.addic7ed.com