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A great true crime mystery
unpeels itself like an onion.

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What the fuck is "G. M."?

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I am looking for a guy

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I saw going up the stairs

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in a tie-dyed hoodie
the night Tim died.

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- Enough with Tie-Dye Guy!
- We cannot forget about Tie-Dye Guy!

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So, Dad, I listened to your podcast.

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You didn't tell me you were
doing it with Mabel Mora.

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- Why? You know her?
- She used to stay here.

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She hung out with this group of
kids, and one of them was Tim Kono.

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You can't disappear for 10 years,
then show up and start dragging up

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a bunch of shit from when we were kids!

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- I saw someone fighting with her.
- You saw Oscar?

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No. Someone else.

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You know what happened that night.
You didn't even say anything.

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Just when it's all
starting to feel the same,

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that's when you get hit by something

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you never saw coming.

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Value.

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Worth.

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The price of life.

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What's the easiest way to know
how you fit into the equation?

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Come to New York.

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Shit just plain costs more in the city.

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Subway fare is $2.75.

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The inflation of Hot Cheetos?

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99 cents in the Bronx,

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nearly four freaking dollars in Tribeca.

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Those joints?

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Overpriced as fuck.

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Not like that coat though.

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That... is priceless.

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It's special.

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Just like her.

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I will take you down
to the bone, motherfucker!

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Twist! Big, big twist!

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We have an unexpected turn of events,

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thanks to my son Will.

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Mabel knew Tim Kono and lied about it,

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which probably means that
Mabel killed Tim Kono.

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And now, we're wondering
was he the first

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or the latest in her wild spree?

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Yeah, because she
totally fits the profile.

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Female, late 20s, wears cool
boots, reads the Hardy Boys.

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When I see that on a resume,
I'm thinking murderer...

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No real job, few attachments,
and lives alone!

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In an empty apartment that
probably has a drain in the floor!

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Oh, that was some good back and forth.

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Listeners love conflict.

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- You're a simpleton.
- Damn it! I didn't get that.

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Can you call me a simpleton again?

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- You're a simpleton!
- Oh, thank you!

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Oh, my God. Oscar?

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Damn, bella!

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I'm so sorry!

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You got out!

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I can't believe you're
standing right here.

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Yeah, right? Me, too.

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Wait, so did you just get out?
I went by your dad's,

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and he basically told me to fuck off.

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Yeah, shit. No, I got out last week.

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You knew that I was waiting here,
and you get out

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after 10 years and you don't call me?

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You just follow me down the
street like some fuckin' creeper?

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Look, I had a whole plan.

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Can we just go chill? Where you headed?

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- Jersey.
- Well then, I'm going to Jersey.

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I'll drive you.

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Oh! You don't have to drive, though.

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Yes, I do have to.

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I've been waiting a long time for this.

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For this.

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Me, too.

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- Now, come on, you creeper.
- Ah...

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Lester said he saw her head west.

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Can you just calm down
and think a minute?

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This is all a misunderstanding...

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Haven't I been telling you
there's something off with Mabel?

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She's got those crazy killer eyes,
like Liza at 3:00 in the morning.

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Please don't tell that story again.

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She and Jessica Lange came to
me after an evening at Studio 54,

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- and I had had a few cocktails.
- And I had had a few cocktails! Stop!

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Mabel is a sweet young woman who
promised not to keep secrets from us.

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I've been meaning to
ask. Is this your hat?

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- My hat! I thought I'd lost it...
- Oh my God, there she is!

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What?

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Oh! Tie-Dye Guy.

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- It's Tie-Dye Guy!
- Okay, w-w-we gotta follow them.

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I'm gonna get my car. You stay on them.

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Alright, I'll wait...

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- Wait! You have a car?
- Go after them on foot,

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and then call me when you know
where they are, and

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- then I'll swing by and pick you up!
- Okay! I'll wai...

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You pay for parking here?!

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- This is bad! They're getting away!
- You on them?

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I'm on them, but I can't outrun a Camry!

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Stay on them!

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Oh God, I hope they don't see me.

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Oh jeez...

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- So, where we going?
- It's in Teaneck, so...

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GW Bridge.

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Welcome to New York.

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Thank you, ma'am!

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Oliver, I ca... I can't
hear you! Are you there?

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Yeah, I might cut out
a little bit, but stay on!

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Oh! Oh, thank God.

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They're stuck in traffic.

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Where are you? I'll take one.

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Wait, are you at that pretzel cart?
I want one.

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- Read out the toppings!
- What? What toppings?

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There's mustard and salt.

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Yeah, but you know,
sometimes there's honey mustard.

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Is it Dante? Tell him
Oliver wants his usual!

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- Are you Dante?
- Yep.

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- Oliver wants his usual.
- Mm-hmm.

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I'm coming around!

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- Are you still on 88th?
- Yeah, uh, traffic's moving!

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Where are you?

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Turn around!

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Very inconspicuous!

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We blend in by standing out.

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- What are you doing?
- No, no, no. You drive because...

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I gotta record, and also

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my driver's license
expired 25 years ago.

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Keep your eyes on that Camry!

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What are you doing with this car?

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This is Aphrodite. I got
her in LA when I was filming

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Singin' In The Rain 2 for VH1.

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Oh! Look, in the ashtray.
It's a jelly bean from 1963.

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Maybe it's a Mexican diet pill.

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Oh, no. It's a fen-phen!

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Mm! Mm. Know what? I don't need this.

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Left! They're turning left.

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So if you've been out for a
week, what have you been doing?

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I had some decent food.

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Got a haircut.

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Went to the bathroom without
somebody looking at me.

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That was fun.

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Did you hear about Tim?

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Yeah. My first night
out, he offs himself?

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My first time stepping
back in that building?

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Wait, you were there that...

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Oh my God, you're Tie-Dye Guy!

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Yeah! I'm trying to be.

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Figured I'd get some
new drip when I got out.

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I think she's in trouble.

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That's the guy I saw
going up the stairs that night.

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I know! Tie-Dye!

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He and Mabel were probably
in on this from the start.

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And you noticed when
you brought up his name,

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she got very quiet and had
us looking at other suspects.

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Actually, it was you who did that.

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You've gotta stop
thinking the worst of her.

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And you need to start.

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She lied to us, Charles,
or did you miss that fact?

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She also helped us investigate.
Why would she do that?

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Oh, I don't know. Maybe to
throw us off the scent of herself.

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It's a classic true crime podcast move.

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- Right out of Daddy's Little Helper.
- Daddy's Little Helper.

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Exactly. That's right.

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The forlorn son helps with the case,

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- until all evidence points to him.
- Yeah.

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That podcast stunk, by the way.

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They gave away everything in the title.

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I mean, I wonder who did
it? Daddy's little helper?

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Don't you hear yourself?

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You're thinking like
the patsy, the sucker.

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Not the detective.

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Charles, buddy, just...

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Please, just drop what you're feeling,

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and think only about what you know.

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We can't forget about Tie-Dye Guy.

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Charles, we can't just suspect someone

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because they're wearing a
hoodie. It's like a huge no.

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I'm not doing that.
Well, I am doing that,

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but not like that.

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Okay, fine. I'm just
saying... Tie-Dye Guy.

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Enough with the Tie-Dye Guy.

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It's just a waste of time.

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- What?
- Nothing.

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It just feels like I'm sitting
next to your older brother.

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You know, you were actually the first
person I wanted to see after my dad.

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That's why I was heading up the stairs

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the night everything went crazy.

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In case you were wondering.

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I was heading up to see
you at your aunt's place.

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It's weird that we didn't
pass each other in the stairwell.

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Maybe we did.

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You did miss me sneaking
up on you this morning.

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I didn't miss shit.

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Besides, I've always wanted
to kill someone with my knitting needle.

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I saw you once with those
guys that look like retired cops.

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Was one of them that Brazzos guy?

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Yeah.

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He kinda still thinks he's on that show.

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Okay, I'm gonna call her.

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When she's screaming
bloody murder, you'll see.

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Call Mabel Mora.

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Hey, it's Mabel.
Leave a message at the tone.

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See that? If she's so
safe, why didn't she pick up?

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Oh, trust me. She's too busy
planning her next murder with Clyde.

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Let's hope it's not one of us.

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Hey! Found something.

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An article from the Post years ago

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- about what Will told us.
- And?

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A girl named Zoe Cassidy was
pushed off the roof of the Arconia.

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Police arrested a resident.

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- I kinda remember some of this.
- I don't.

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- When did this happen?
- 2010.

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How does this not sound
even vaguely familiar to you?

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2010... That was my Prednisone year.

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I got really bloated, and
it played with my memory.

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Search "Charles-Haden Savage fat."

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Ooh! Look at the ass on papa.

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- Oh...
- Jesus, you're huge.

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Looks like you're wearing a turtleneck.

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Oh no, don't worry.
It-it's just warming up.

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I don't think Aphrodite's
ever been driven in the winter.

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You know what?
I'm gonna try Mabel again.

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- _
- Oh, God.

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Hey!

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Ooh!

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- Hey. Mabel! Hi! It's Charles.
- Play it cool.

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I -I was worried about you
after that last dead end.

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Do you wanna get together?

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- For coffee.
- For tea?

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Yeah, no, no, no.
I-I'm good. I'm just, uh,

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chilling at Washington
Square Park, so...

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Yeah, thanks for calling, and I'll just

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talk to you later.

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You're lying to your
boyfriend 'cause you feel like

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even the way you're thinking
about me is cheating?

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I don't have a boyfriend.

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Like Cassandra and
Lady Macbeth rolled into one!

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No, she can't say anything.

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So, "just chilling," is code for,
"help, I've been taken hostage."

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It's tough...

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to believe that she could be...

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this duplicitous, I know.

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Tougher because you're
a closed-off person,

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and Mabel made you...

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open up and trust people
for the first time.

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So now, the thought that she
might not be who she seems

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has you questioning it all.

247
00:12:42,051 --> 00:12:43,592
Okay, I gotta try that again.

248
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,892
- That was very fake sounding.
- You fucker!

249
00:12:51,282 --> 00:12:54,202
So, G. M., Shore Road.

250
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,626
You sure Tim was going
to a jewelry shop?

251
00:12:57,019 --> 00:13:00,481
It's this whole Hardy Boys
thing I cracked.

252
00:13:00,671 --> 00:13:03,241
Oh. You cracked it.

253
00:13:03,246 --> 00:13:04,414
Cool.

254
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,873
Or... could it have something
to do with something else?

255
00:13:12,921 --> 00:13:15,590
Okay, so we all got the same tattoo.

256
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,329
And?

257
00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:20,921
- Who gave them to us?
- My cousin Tavo.

258
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,336
And what's your cousin
Tavo's government name?

259
00:13:23,341 --> 00:13:25,135
Gustavo Mora.

260
00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:28,310
G. M.? With a tattoo
shop on Shore Road?

261
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:31,515
Fuck me! How did I miss that?

262
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,396
W... You-you have to take this exit.

263
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,189
We have to go to Bayport.

264
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,316
Hold on!

265
00:13:42,795 --> 00:13:45,904
Long Island. My first time
out of Manhattan in five years,

266
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,477
and we're going to Long Island.

267
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,449
- Don't you go to the Hamptons?
- Never.

268
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,600
I got a sister in Patchogue.

269
00:13:51,605 --> 00:13:54,091
She has four daughters,
all with D names.

270
00:13:54,096 --> 00:13:57,112
Dawn, Danielle, Dina, and Dagmar.

271
00:13:57,355 --> 00:14:00,108
The five of them are always trying
to set me up with a hairdresser.

272
00:14:00,113 --> 00:14:02,642
Well, I have to admit I have certainly

273
00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:05,796
had my share of Long Island shenanigans.

274
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,449
I re... I remember one time,

275
00:14:08,454 --> 00:14:10,415
uh, I'd had a few cocktails,

276
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:13,098
and, uh, on a dare, I rode an elephant

277
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,817
and then threw up in a pool
at a wedding in Syosset.

278
00:14:17,074 --> 00:14:20,285
I once shot an episode
of Brazzos in Hempstead.

279
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:21,875
It doubled for Bosnia.

280
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,318
I once got syphilis in South Setauket.

281
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:26,973
And I got crabs in Massapequa.

282
00:14:28,102 --> 00:14:30,199
Ooh, I got the clap in Amagansett.

283
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:33,790
And I got saggy-bottom
balls in Sag Harbor.

284
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,433
? Saggy Bottom Balls
is what she called me ?

285
00:14:37,438 --> 00:14:38,689
? Boom boom boom boom ?

286
00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:40,788
? She had a way with the names ?

287
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:41,839
? Boom boom boom boom ?

288
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,883
? Saggy bottom balls in Sag H... ?

289
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,260
Oh! Exiting! Look, they're exiting.

290
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,637
Oh, yeah. Good eye.

291
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:50,932
? Boom boom boom boom, Saggy
Bottom Balls is what she called me ?

292
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,726
Okay, now I'm gonna
be singing that all day.

293
00:14:54,782 --> 00:14:57,476
- We've got smoke!
- Don't worry, don't worry.

294
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,608
Just pull over there
so they don't see us.

295
00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:09,690
I'll give her $5 worth
of diesel, she'll be fine!

296
00:15:09,695 --> 00:15:12,453
- Why not fill her up?
- Where are we going, to the moon?

297
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,378
It's a shallow tank.

298
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:17,193
Hey, you might wanna pop the hood.

299
00:15:17,198 --> 00:15:18,796
No thanks, we're fine.

300
00:15:19,582 --> 00:15:24,586
Yo, hey! You, uh,
y-you're Brazzos! Right?

301
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,678
"This sends the damn day
in a brand new direction!"

302
00:15:28,683 --> 00:15:30,680
"Whole new direction,"
but, yeah. That's me.

303
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:33,724
Shit! Yo, let's see
what we got here, yeah?

304
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:37,061
Hey, do you think the
attendant can sell me some brine?

305
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,230
I need to replenish her sodium levels.

306
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,062
Brine, man! I like that!

307
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:44,135
Wherever you're going, you
might not be going in this.

308
00:15:52,459 --> 00:15:53,995
- 4.50.
- Uh,

309
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:57,420
could I also grab a lighter,
some batteries, and...

310
00:15:57,425 --> 00:16:00,953
Strawberry lube! Oh wait,
that gave you a reaction last time.

311
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:02,168
Oh, this one.

312
00:16:02,173 --> 00:16:03,484
We've got bubblegum lube.

313
00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:04,596
Perfect. We'll take that,

314
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,191
and some ginseng and Spanish fly.

315
00:16:07,196 --> 00:16:10,215
Oh also, what size condoms do
you have? He needs slim fit,

316
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,527
extra long. We don't
want it to fall off again.

317
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:17,014
- It's bad.
- Alright, I'm... I'm gonna go.

318
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,362
Thank you.

319
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:23,312
- Are you proud of yourself?
- I said extra long.

320
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,692
Oh wow, that...

321
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:28,345
- That makes it all better...
- Oh, look at them. Laughing.

322
00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:30,740
Not a care in the world.
And you're right.

323
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,520
She does wear cool boots.

324
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,708
- She's not kidnapped.
- Oh, don't worry.

325
00:16:34,713 --> 00:16:36,465
She played me, too.

326
00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,472
And I'm the one with the street smarts.

327
00:16:39,351 --> 00:16:42,372
Hey, my cousin Peanut
can tow this for you.

328
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,812
Take it to a shop,
he could use the work.

329
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:46,152
I can give you a lift.

330
00:16:46,558 --> 00:16:47,558
I'm Lucien.

331
00:16:47,761 --> 00:16:50,662
- Hi, Lucien.
- Hey, can you help us follow those two?

332
00:16:51,507 --> 00:16:54,343
Sure. I follow people all the time.

333
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:58,102
He's nice. I like him. We sh...
Ooh... I'm gonna get my stuff!

334
00:16:58,172 --> 00:17:00,954
_

335
00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:07,981
Rolling deep with
cacti today. If your hand

336
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,529
swells up after touching that thing,

337
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,704
don't touch your eye.

338
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:16,695
Why aren't we moving?

339
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:20,289
Waiting on my cousin Vaughn.
He had a taste for some oatmeal cookies.

340
00:17:20,726 --> 00:17:23,822
Hurry up, man! Get in! We on a mission!

341
00:17:25,729 --> 00:17:27,797
- Hello.
- Hi.

342
00:17:29,326 --> 00:17:32,425
Let me call you back. My cousin
just picked up two white boys.

343
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,847
I didn't realize you
were driving a terrarium.

344
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,813
- So, who are we following.
- Well,

345
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:47,233
we're doing a podcast based on a
murder in the building we live in,

346
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,278
and the girl in the car is one
of the cohosts, but now, we think

347
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,488
she may have had something
to do with the whole thing.

348
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:55,950
Damn! You know, Vaughn and I,
we got a little podcast.

349
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,833
It's called Yard Dogs:

350
00:17:57,838 --> 00:18:00,905
Your Favorite Horticulture Homies.

351
00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:04,329
Good for you guys.
Giving it the old college try.

352
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,209
- That's... that's so sweet.
- Yeah,

353
00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:08,125
we got about 60,000 subscribers.

354
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,840
Been featured on iTunes and Spotify
as one of the best new podcasts.

355
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:13,631
You know, just trying to do
a little something-something.

356
00:18:19,134 --> 00:18:22,504
We, uh, met Cinda Canning.
We have an in with her.

357
00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,153
Cin Cin!

358
00:18:24,158 --> 00:18:26,063
That's our girl!

359
00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:28,612
Yeah, we part of Cinda's network, man.

360
00:18:28,617 --> 00:18:31,203
The only thing green
she loves more than money

361
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,285
is our plants!

362
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:35,360
She's really the third
horticulture homie.

363
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,450
Oh. That's, that's...

364
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,917
uh, that's great.

365
00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:48,652
What party of Long Island is this?

366
00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:50,493
Ah, this is Bayport, baby.

367
00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:53,140
Every time I come out
here, some shit pops off.

368
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,756
- What are they doing out here?
- I don't know.

369
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,720
Maybe they're going
to murder someone else.

370
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:01,054
Stop calling her a murderer.
She's an innocent young woman.

371
00:19:01,059 --> 00:19:03,614
So, this girl...

372
00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:05,766
she was helping you solve the murder,

373
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,481
but now you think she's involved?

374
00:19:08,032 --> 00:19:10,534
- Pretty much.
- Damn.

375
00:19:13,262 --> 00:19:15,567
Just because things
aren't what they seem,

376
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,425
doesn't mean she's a bad person.

377
00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,128
Maybe she just doesn't trust y'all yet.

378
00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:21,757
Or she's mistletoe.

379
00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:25,160
Which is actually a toxic parasite. Mm.

380
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,501
The very plant that encourages
us to kiss at holiday time

381
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,545
can actually kill the tree it hangs on.

382
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:33,464
Little do you know, all
that romance is happening

383
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:35,259
under a tree assassin.

384
00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:45,633
Okay. Now, let's go see why Tim
was hanging out with my sketchy cousin.

385
00:19:45,638 --> 00:19:48,182
Yo, I know we just drove out here,

386
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,356
but can we please let this go?

387
00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:54,402
It's been... 10 years since...

388
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:56,258
I had ice cream.

389
00:19:57,299 --> 00:20:00,043
With a girl. On a beach.

390
00:20:00,336 --> 00:20:02,197
It doesn't even have to be Haagen-Dazs.

391
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,624
It could be a nasty Smurf
pop from a dude with a cooler.

392
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,742
I do want to do that.

393
00:20:08,747 --> 00:20:10,707
I do. I...

394
00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:12,621
But this is important.

395
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:15,293
What happened ruined your life,

396
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,083
and now Tim is dead.

397
00:20:17,309 --> 00:20:19,470
I just need some answers.

398
00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:21,852
I'm trying to move forward with my life.

399
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,302
I got goals.

400
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:26,596
In prison, I started trap
yoga, and I got certified.

401
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,506
I want to open up a studio.

402
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,236
- Yoga?
- Yeah!

403
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:32,867
I'm positive as fuck!

404
00:20:32,872 --> 00:20:34,600
And figuring out why some asshole died

405
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,445
doesn't do shit for my inner calm.

406
00:20:36,852 --> 00:20:37,908
I get it.

407
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:43,150
This isn't the most positive-as-fuck
thing you could be doing right now.

408
00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:48,063
But I have to.

409
00:20:49,224 --> 00:20:51,104
And I have to not.

410
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,866
Okay, I'll just catch
the train back later.

411
00:21:03,675 --> 00:21:06,692
When you get outta prison
and try to restart your life,

412
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,260
you hope to get back to the good parts

413
00:21:09,265 --> 00:21:10,766
and leave the bad behind.

414
00:21:12,942 --> 00:21:14,834
But just because you aren't locked up,

415
00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:17,342
doesn't mean you aren't
still in some kind of prison.

416
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,664
What the fuck are you guys doing here?

417
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:32,013
Well, we could say
the same thing about you.

418
00:21:32,018 --> 00:21:34,748
Yeah. How was it chillin'
in Washington Square Park?

419
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,440
Was it, like, so chill?

420
00:21:36,445 --> 00:21:38,293
Did you chill it up so hard?

421
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,340
Jesus...

422
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,843
Did you follow me?

423
00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:45,300
- That is so messed up!
- No, no! What is messed up

424
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,265
is that you lied to
me, and you lied to him,

425
00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:49,236
and we promised each
other we wouldn't do that!

426
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,018
He's very wounded, Mabel.

427
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,020
I'm made of stronger stuff, but he's...

428
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,648
I'm sorry.

429
00:21:54,752 --> 00:21:56,671
Did you know Tim Kono?

430
00:21:58,338 --> 00:21:59,765
Yes.

431
00:22:00,124 --> 00:22:01,631
Did you have something to do with...

432
00:22:01,636 --> 00:22:03,388
Wow, Charles.

433
00:22:03,393 --> 00:22:05,294
Just say it out loud.

434
00:22:05,299 --> 00:22:07,906
Say it out loud if that's
what you think of me.

435
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,147
It -it's not what I think...
I'm just...

436
00:22:10,574 --> 00:22:12,020
I'm just very confused.

437
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,642
I know. And I'll...

438
00:22:16,028 --> 00:22:18,030
explain it to you guys.

439
00:22:18,973 --> 00:22:21,475
Tim was my friend, or he used to be.

440
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,844
And I think that's why I'm so obsessed

441
00:22:23,849 --> 00:22:25,969
with solving this murder.

442
00:22:26,603 --> 00:22:27,765
Fuck it.

443
00:22:27,770 --> 00:22:31,081
I got way too much 'cause
I don't know what you're into anymore.

444
00:22:32,201 --> 00:22:34,317
- You came back.
- Well!

445
00:22:34,322 --> 00:22:35,866
It's Tie-Dye Guy.

446
00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:39,083
This is Oscar. Also a friend.

447
00:22:39,088 --> 00:22:41,090
Also not the killer.

448
00:22:42,013 --> 00:22:44,109
- Brazzos?
- Yes.

449
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:45,114
Wow.

450
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:48,475
I saw you going up the stairs
the night Tim Kono was murdered.

451
00:22:48,573 --> 00:22:51,259
I saw you shoot a crocodile
that was smuggling drugs.

452
00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:54,786
Uh, Brazzos was one of three
DVD sets in the prison library.

453
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,084
God, prison sounds like hell.

454
00:22:57,085 --> 00:23:00,053
- What flavor do you have there?
- Uh, vegan sea salt oil?

455
00:23:00,092 --> 00:23:03,318
Jesus. When did ice
cream become a hand lotion?

456
00:23:03,323 --> 00:23:05,714
Fucking millennials.
Honest, they're so boring.

457
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,429
Okay, I'll take the popsicle then.

458
00:23:07,434 --> 00:23:09,886
You were going up to Tim's
apartment that night, weren't you?

459
00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:11,440
No, he wasn't.

460
00:23:11,865 --> 00:23:12,965
Yeah.

461
00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:14,663
I was.

462
00:23:16,172 --> 00:23:17,476
I'm sorry.

463
00:23:17,962 --> 00:23:19,385
I lied to you, Mabel.

464
00:23:19,892 --> 00:23:22,564
I know I shouldn't have, but
it was just seeing you again...

465
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,904
Oh my God, my head is
spinning with all these lies.

466
00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:26,578
No, no, go on.

467
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:30,118
I went up to Tim's place that night.

468
00:23:30,123 --> 00:23:33,918
I-I don't know what I was gonna
do, but I wasn't going to kill him.

469
00:23:33,923 --> 00:23:35,842
Maybe fuck him up a little bit.

470
00:23:37,402 --> 00:23:39,711
But the alarm was going off, and then...

471
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,859
and then, I heard a fucking gunshot.

472
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:50,345
- You heard it?
- Yeah.

473
00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:52,437
I did.

474
00:23:53,369 --> 00:23:55,570
But I didn't murder Tim Kono.

475
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:58,475
Tim was murdered?

476
00:23:58,761 --> 00:24:01,139
Damn, he was right. Tim called it.

477
00:24:01,144 --> 00:24:03,101
Does everybody know Tim Kono now?

478
00:24:03,106 --> 00:24:04,508
What are you two doing here?

479
00:24:05,428 --> 00:24:07,530
Hey, can you please explain

480
00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:10,659
who you are, and what
exactly you know...

481
00:24:10,910 --> 00:24:12,216
Brain freeze!

482
00:24:12,221 --> 00:24:15,428
Oh, uh, use your thumb! Press
the top of your thumb... like that.

483
00:24:15,433 --> 00:24:16,568
Like this? Mm! Mm...

484
00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:20,245
Oh my God.

485
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,003
Tie-Dye Guy is a genius.

486
00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:24,172
Um, Tavo, what were you saying?

487
00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:26,048
Tim thought he was gonna get murdered?

488
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:27,476
Fuck yeah.

489
00:24:27,911 --> 00:24:31,162
He'd been trying to take down this black
market jewelry dealer named Angel.

490
00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:33,594
Tavo. May-may I call you Tavo?

491
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,016
Well, what else would you call him?

492
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:36,517
Well, it could be an
affectionate nickname.

493
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,367
I don't wanna overstep my bounds.

494
00:24:38,724 --> 00:24:42,207
Look, Tim Kono was a
loner who worked in a bank.

495
00:24:42,212 --> 00:24:44,467
Taking down a black
market jewelry dealer

496
00:24:44,492 --> 00:24:46,631
seems a little off
brand, don't you think?

497
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:48,407
Maybe.

498
00:24:49,314 --> 00:24:52,275
Then again, I found all
these in his apartment.

499
00:24:54,705 --> 00:24:58,160
- Whoa!
- Oh my God...

500
00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:02,199
Brain freeze!

501
00:25:07,141 --> 00:25:12,141
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