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Hi there. It's me, Peter.

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You know, when it comes
to making dreams come alive,

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there used to be nothing
like the movies.

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So we thought it would
be fun to ask

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a few visionary Hollywood
directors to create his...

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let's be honest, his...

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own unique version of
the same Family Guy story:

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"Peter Gets Fired."

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Of the countless
directors we contacted,

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three did not
say no immediately,

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and I got a weird message
from Paul Verhoeven

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that I could not understand.

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Ah, Pieoter, habinsky Vermhoeven.

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Kibbensme comfurdle. Stupf.

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I've listened to that
over a hundred times now.

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I-I got nothin'.

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Anyway,
here's our first director,

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Quentin Tarantino.

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? Hey, well,
I'm the friendly stranger ?

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? In the black sedan, won't you
hop inside my car? ?

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? I got pictures, got candy,
I'm a lovable man ?

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? And I can take you
to the nearest star ?

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? I'm your vehicle, baby ?

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? I'll take you anywhere
you wanna go ?

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? I'm your vehicle, woman ?

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? By now I'm sure you know ?

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- ? That I love ya ?
- ? Love ya ?

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- ? I need ya ?
- ? Need ya ?

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? I want you,
got to have you, child ?

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? Great God in heaven,
you know I love you... ?

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- What's in your lunch?
- Pizza.

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From home or from a place?

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A place.

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? Well, if you wants to be
a movie star ?

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? I'll get a ticket
to Hollywood. ?

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Griffin, you're
three hours late.

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Stop trying to be a clock,
you ain't got the face for it.

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I've had enough
of your nonsense.

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Here's Christoph Waltz
to fire you in a weird accent.

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Yer fi-YERD!

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It's a cliché.

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You think you can fire me?

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I'm taking this keg as payback.

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Cinema is an event.

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- Where's my family?
- Dead. All of them.

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Oh, my God, where am I?

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- What happened?
- Ugh! Coma breath.

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Coma?!
How long was I out?

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- What year is this?
- It's whatever year

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Quentin Tarantino used
to watch television.

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Well, can I go home?

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Well, you're not
really ready,

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but if it's for revenge,

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you can stab me
with this scalpel

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- and then run out.
- Thanks.

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Oh, that was
unnecessary but cool.

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So awesome!

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THE LIFE I TRIED TO LEAVE BEHIND

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IDEA FOR COMPANY: FOOGLE

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Ah, so close.

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No, this is better.

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Somebody order
a wet-haired black guy

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to help with your revenge
and sometimes

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speak louder than necessary?

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Angela?

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We got business.

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Sorry, that's my car alarm.
Cleveland, turn that off!

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I'm pressing the button.

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Y-You got to put the keys
in the ignition.

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I've been doing that, but...

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Oh, there we go.

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Tricia Takanawa 88s!

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Peter, I'm standing here
because I am

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the only Asian recurring
character on the series.

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- ? Get on up ?
- ? Get on up ?

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- ? Get up ?
- ? Get on up ?

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- ? Get up ?
- ? Get on up ?

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- ? Get on up ?
- ? Get on up ?

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- ? Stay on the scene ?
- ? Get on up ?

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? Like a lovin' machine ?

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? Get on up ?

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- ? Get up ?
- ? Get on up ?

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- ? Taste ?
- ? Get on up ?

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- ? Of piano ?
- ? Get on up. ?

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Peter, you can tell
I'm different

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because my weapon
is different.

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Oh, well, then, maybe
I won't be able

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to chop your head off.

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Oh, yep.

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Opera music makes
violence classy.

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Of course.

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That!

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? What's new, pussycat? ?

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? Whoa, whoa, whoa ?

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? What's new, pussycat?
Whoa. ?

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Welcome back
to our special episode,

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featuring
famous directors' versions

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of the same Family Guy story,
"Peter Gets Fired."

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I'm still here
in front of the Hollywood Sign,

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but I've asked the cameraman
to adjust the shot

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so that you can only see "wood."

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I thought
that would be hilarious.

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You know why?
'Cause of boners.

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Anyway, our next director
is Wes Anderson,

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a guy who makes you feel
like you ate a pot brownie

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and woke up in a greeting card.

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Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.

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On a March day, with a
temperature of 64 degrees,

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my father lost his position

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with the Pawtucket Brothers
Brewery Company,

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near our village
in central Quahogia.

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Needless to say, it would
change our lives forever.

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What does it say?
I can't read spaghetti.

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You're relieved
of your position.

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I see.
And what's to happen to my play?

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The opening is only days away.

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The play's off.

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With no discernible reaction,

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my father made his way home to
deliver the news to my mother.

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Let me tell you about my house.

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We lived
in a New England cottage

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that was inside
a vintage Army tent,

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that was inside
a decommissioned submarine,

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that was all inside
an old airplane hangar.

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I've lost my position

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with the Pawtucket Brothers
Brewery Company.

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And the play is off.

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We have to inform the children.

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My brother Chris had spent his life

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conjoining his twin loves,

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medicine and escape artistry.

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Eureka.

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A possible cure.

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COME HOME. I HAVE NEWS. MR.G.

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Do you want to do
a Spider-Man kiss?

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Our dog Brian had been
making a name for himself

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on the pickleball court.

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And that's match for Gene Porterfield.

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Are those marking sole shoes?

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I'd like to officially file
a grievance.

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Brian had quietly become
the most successful

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grievance filer
in league history.

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I'll be there right away.

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The exterior of our
house is a lighthouse now.

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Inside's the same.

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Okay, back to the story.

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I've summoned you all
and arranged you

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in a perfectly symmetrical form
in front of me

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to tell you some important news.

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I've been relieved
of my position at the brewery.

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What of the play?

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The play is postponed,
indefinitely.

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No, Mr. Griffin.

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You need to do this play.

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We'll help you.

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But I've lost access
to the brewery.

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That's where the whole piece
is set.

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Maybe it doesn't have to be.

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But that's where
the free tape and paper is.

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I'll buy you new tape and paper.

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The play is back on.

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On an overcast Thursday afternoon,

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my father presented his play,

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one of the most compelling
stories of the 1980s,

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Max Dugan Returns.

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Max, you've returned!

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I have.

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This took a lot of work.

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My father passed away in
the spring of his 43rd year,

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and was put to rest
in the family graveyard.

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He died chasing a Pokémon
across a busy street.

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THANKS FOR WATCHING, WHITE PEOPLE

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Hey there. It's me again.

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Wouldn't it be great
if Wes Anderson's movies

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were actually that short?

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Anyway, the Hollywood Sign
is more historic than you think.

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On this very spot, 52 years ago,

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a piece of beef jerky
was planted in the ground

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and watered with Red Bull.

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A speedboat erupted
from the soil,

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and in that speedboat...
was Michael Bay.

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MICHAEL BAY'S
PETER GETS FIRED

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WRITTEN BY SOME NERD WHILE
I BANGED HIS GIRLFRIEND

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This already doesn't make sense.

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You're fired, Griffin,

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for destroying
company property.

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Tell it to my tongue.

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THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, D.C.

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WHERE THE PRESIDENT LIVES
OF THE UNITED STATES

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Mr. President,
we have a situation.

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The Decepticons plan to destroy
the Seven Wonders of the World,

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starting with the Hagia Sophia.

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The what? Is that even
one of the Seven Wonders?

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The Decepticons have only one weakness.

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They're allergic to beer.

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I don't like the taste
either so much.

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That chest plate is where
they're most vulnerable.

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If we could find someone
strong enough to throw a keg

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with enough force,
we might have a shot.

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The only problem is,
there's not a man alive

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who can throw a keg
with that kind of force.

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There may be one.

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I wonder who it is.

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Our top story: stopping
the Decepticons with beer?

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According to our sources,

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the search is underway
for a man strong enough

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to throw a keg
with enough force

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to save
the Seven Wonders of the World.

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What took you so long?

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There was a train and
I like to count the cars.

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It was a big one.

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Me, too. That is fun.

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But you're wasting
your time coming here.

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I don't throw kegs anymore.

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Who's this?

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What are you wearing?
That's my funeral shirt.

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Look, Peter, I didn't want
to ask you to do this

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because of that maverick
but awesome thing you did

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in the battle war of the past.

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Is this the stuff you didn't
want me to ask you about?

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I told you not to
ask me about that.

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He went rogue
and saved everyone's lives,

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but he didn't do it
by the book.

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Is that why he can't
get an erection?

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Everyone stop talking about me!

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Listen,
it's not me that's asking,

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it's America.

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Tell America my answer is "no."

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go change my mind

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in the shower.

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? Peter's country needs him ?

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? But he just doesn't know ?

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? He's scared
he'll miss his shows ?

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? And he's expecting
a UPS package ?

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? Who's gonna
water his plants? ?

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? He's got a lot of balls
in the air ?

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? That's for sure. ?

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Hold on!

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Damn it, I'm in.

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But I do things my way,
and I pick my crew.

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Deal. Now let me sit sideways
on your motorcycle

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like a Vietnamese woman,
and let's get out of here.

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FREEDOM TOWER, NEW YORK

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Still trying to put the world
back together, I see.

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Hello, Peter.

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We're not
joining your team.

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I'm putting
together a team.

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- We're in.
- Good.

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Let's shake hands
like tough guys.

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Some of your sweat
went in my mouth.

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Oh, hello, Peter.

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I was just out back
working in the garden.

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00:16:16,469 --> 00:16:17,434
Oh, yeah?

255
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,968
Trying to grow some balls?

256
00:16:19,004 --> 00:16:21,103
Okay, okay.

257
00:16:21,139 --> 00:16:22,439
Play nice, boys.

258
00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:29,945
Love the cookie-cutter house
you and Poindexter got here.

259
00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:32,115
Never pegged you
for a burbs dweller.

260
00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:33,783
Peter, you used to live here.

261
00:16:33,819 --> 00:16:35,017
That was a long time ago.

262
00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:36,553
It was two months ago.

263
00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:37,853
Two months is a long time

264
00:16:37,889 --> 00:16:40,623
when you don't sleep
and only eat ground beef.

265
00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:42,391
Did you tell Chris
about my mission?

266
00:16:42,427 --> 00:16:44,460
I thought you should.

267
00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:45,829
This is my favorite

268
00:16:45,865 --> 00:16:47,796
out of all the Seven
Wonders of the World.

269
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The Hagia Sophia.

270
00:16:49,936 --> 00:16:53,135
It's like God made
a basilica for himself.

271
00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:55,337
Dad, nothing bad
will ever happen

272
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:57,573
to the Hagia Sophia, right?

273
00:16:57,609 --> 00:17:00,746
Not on my watch.

274
00:17:02,615 --> 00:17:04,581
The Decepticons' second target

275
00:17:04,617 --> 00:17:05,582
has been announced.

276
00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:07,150
It's Machu Picchu.

277
00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:10,419
City in the clouds.

278
00:17:10,455 --> 00:17:12,091
Inca Empire.

279
00:17:15,727 --> 00:17:18,827
When did our kids get so
obsessed with the Seven Wonders?

280
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,264
They learned it from you.

281
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,766
Got to go, babe.

282
00:17:23,802 --> 00:17:25,768
Pete.

283
00:17:25,804 --> 00:17:28,608
Save that - basilica.

284
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ISTANBUL, TURKEY
IN EUROPE OR AFRICA OR ASIA

285
00:17:47,661 --> 00:17:50,561
According to the calculations
on my Microsoft Surface,

286
00:17:50,597 --> 00:17:52,963
they have advanced
cloaking technology.

287
00:17:52,999 --> 00:17:54,799
The Microsoft Surface
confirms it.

288
00:17:54,835 --> 00:17:56,167
Microsoft Surface.

289
00:17:56,203 --> 00:17:59,707
My Samsung Gear S2 watch
says the same thing.

290
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:24,162
We came from outer space
to step on church stuff.

291
00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:25,564
That does it.

292
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,032
Let's have a fight with so many
quick shots and close-ups,

293
00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:29,701
you can't tell what's going on.

294
00:18:29,737 --> 00:18:32,369
? Up ?

295
00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:36,508
? To break it back down ?

296
00:18:36,544 --> 00:18:41,279
? We're building it up ?

297
00:18:41,315 --> 00:18:43,013
? To burn it down ?

298
00:18:43,049 --> 00:18:44,516
? We can't wait ?

299
00:18:44,552 --> 00:18:46,785
? To burn it to the ground ?

300
00:18:54,428 --> 00:18:57,332
? The colors conflict. ?

301
00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:22,554
Peter, don't.

302
00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:24,155
It's suicide.

303
00:19:24,191 --> 00:19:27,392
Take care of my kids' bikes.

304
00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:28,930
They're expensive.

305
00:20:00,795 --> 00:20:01,960
Oh, my God!

306
00:20:01,996 --> 00:20:04,162
I can't believe
Peter's gone.

307
00:20:04,198 --> 00:20:06,932
I never got to repeat to him
the line he said to me

308
00:20:06,968 --> 00:20:09,433
earlier in the film
that has taken on new meaning

309
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:12,937
in the context
of all that has happened.

310
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:23,647
Today is the day we honor
the late Peter Griffin,

311
00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:27,655
the hero who saved the
Seven Wonders of the World.

312
00:20:35,328 --> 00:20:37,431
Who's that ugly son of a bitch?

313
00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:42,400
Peter, you're alive.

314
00:20:42,436 --> 00:20:43,567
But-but how?

315
00:20:43,603 --> 00:20:45,804
You were blown
into a million pieces.

316
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:49,411
Luckily, I know a couple
of pretty good welders.

317
00:20:52,113 --> 00:20:54,346
Wait, they-they
welded you back together?

318
00:20:54,382 --> 00:20:56,847
A-And they knew you were
alive the whole time?

319
00:20:56,883 --> 00:21:00,454
You want to ask questions or you
want to do it in a cemetery?

320
00:21:05,484 --> 00:21:08,117
Is... is everything all right?

321
00:21:08,153 --> 00:21:09,618
Yeah, no, I-I think I'm just tired

322
00:21:09,654 --> 00:21:11,320
from all the flying
back and forth.

323
00:21:11,356 --> 00:21:13,455
Maybe we just talk here
for a little bit,

324
00:21:13,491 --> 00:21:16,125
and then you can tell everyone
that I functioned as I should.

325
00:21:16,161 --> 00:21:18,494
Yeah, uh, okay.

326
00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:20,195
So, which director thing
was your favorite?

327
00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:21,998
Mine was this one.

328
00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:25,338
Oh, honestly, I-I didn't
care for the episode.

329
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