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- Oh!
- Whoa!

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Aah!

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Ow!

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Ah.

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Yah! Yah! Yah!

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It's alive!

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? Mother I'mma kill you
and rob your home ?

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? I'mma break your ankle
and smash your jawbone, yeah ?

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Hey, homies, mind if I join
in this rapping battle?

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I'm Rappin' Rockin' Barbie.

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And as long as I have
my pink plastic boom box

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and my big plastic dreams,

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I know I can make it
to the top of the urban charts.

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? Yeah, off, Karen, and
go back to your DreamHouse ?

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? I'mma kill you and
your perfectly steamed blouse ?

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? your blond hair and
your inhuman proportions ?

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? I'll bet both your parents ?

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? Wish they had an abortion, yeah ?

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- Yeah, man!
- Turn that volume up to seven, Skipper.

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It's time to rap and rock!

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? You think I'm just
a white bitch full of hot air ?

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? I've been white, black,
Hispanic, and curly-haired ?

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? I got 600 sport cars I've never used ?

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? And I'll curb stomp your ass
with my designer shoes ?

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? I own a ski resort, a hospital ?

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? And a water park, too ?

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? I'm a household name ?

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? So who the are you? ?

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- Go, Barbie!
- Ooh!

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? Bitch, you got all that shit
handed to you ?

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? I work hard on these streets ?

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? You can't even tie your shoes ?

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? You look like you never
worked a day in your life ?

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? The only thing you're good at
is being a housewife, yeah ?

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? you, bitch,
I've had over 200 careers ?

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? I've been a surgeon, a mailman ?

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? And a robotics engineer ?

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? Have you been a judge,
a firefighter ?

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? And a proctologist? ?

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? A chicken farmer, baker,
and a paleontologist? ?

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? I'm a NASCAR driver,
news anchor, astronaut ?

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? I also ran for president
and didn't cry when I lost ?

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- What?!
- Oh, damn. Barbie wins.

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Go, Barbie!

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- Ow! Someone call a doctor!
- Barbie, you are a doctor.

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Only when I'm wearing the outfit.

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- Oh, you're such a helper.
- Oh, my pleasure.

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A little help
for an elderly hot dog?

51
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Go back to the ballpark, Frank.

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I don't help wieners.

53
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Well, hot dog!

54
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Slumber parties make memories
you'll cherish forever.

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Riley, you're a teenager now.

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You got to stop talking
like a dweeb.

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Rite of passage time!

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- We're gonna pierce those ears.
- Gulp.

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Aww!
Riley's growing up.

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Can't society just let
a little girl be a little girl?!

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Yeah.
- That knife's not sterile!

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This is gonna hurt!
What do we do?!

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He's freaking out again!

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I hope he doesn't piss himself.

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This is Anger's fault.
Anger leads to Fear.

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Are you trying to quote
"The Phantom Menace" again?

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That movie makes me furious!

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We have to plant this memory.

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Riley must remember this as her
decision, or she'll feel bullied.

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What the hell
are you talking about?

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- Go! Go, go, go!
- Oh, my God.

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It's her decision.

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- It's your decision.
- This is my decision.

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Let us remember Riley
as a good girl,

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not someone who decided
to ask her friend

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to stab her in the ear
and then bled to death.

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Wait, I-I could just buy these?

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Okay, Voltron Force, this
is the toughest Robeast yet.

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Prepare to form Blazing Sword!

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- Ah-choo!
- What the hell was that?

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- It wasn't me.
- I didn't do it.

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Hey, it was me, okay?
I have ragweed allergies.

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Can we fight the Robeast now?

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There's no ragweed
in the cold vacuum of space.

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Pidge, you mother.

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I bet you have
that flu bug going around,

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and now we're all
gonna get sick.

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Well, I don't get any paid
sick leave, so... Ah-choo!

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I can feel the virus
coming through the vents.

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- Ah-choo!
- See?

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I'm freaking out, man.
Aah!

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Form Blazing Sword!

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- Get out of here.
- Pidge, get out of here!

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What is happening?

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Ah-choo! Ah-choo!

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Oh! That's probably
just ragweed. Right?

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Hey, can
I share a secret with you?

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You're a songwriter, baby.
Yeah.

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Hey, Phil, help milady into the car.

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She's coming home with me.

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Jackson, that's a shopping cart.

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I know a hot-blooded woman
when I see one.

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And get me one of them
adult diapers.

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I think
I alcohol peed myself again.

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Hey.

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I just want
to get another look.

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I want to bring out
a special friend of mine.

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She's got a real good song,
and she ain't bad to look at.

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Please welcome,
property of Trader Joe's,

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Do Not Remove from Lot!

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- She is hot!
- Told you.

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Now go get me more
of those diapers.

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That voice makes me pee
my pants every time.

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You take the blue pill,
your story comes to an end.

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But if you take the red pill,

116
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I show you how deep
this rabbit hole goes.

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Oh, sorry. I have a thing
with swallowing pills.

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One second.
I'll get this.

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Drink the water, Neo.

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Why is it so big?
It's like a pill for a horse.

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- Neo, tilt your head forward.
- Oh, God.

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Do you have a chewable
tablet, like a pill for a dog?

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- No.
- Huh.

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Maybe if you put it
in a meatball...

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Is there a liquid form?

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Oh!

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Uh-oh.

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Oh, God.

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He's dead.

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I guess he was not the one.

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I have meatballs if...
Oh.

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Well, guess it's
meatballs for dinner.

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Hmm.

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Want some?

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Oh, liebchen,
such a mess you are.

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Ha ha.

137
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Chicken noodle or chicken rice?

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Ah.
Chicken rice.

139
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Good choice.

140
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So... rough day, hmm?

141
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Gamora, we have a guest.

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Gamora, Natasha.
Natasha, Gamora.

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The three of us are going
to have so much fun!

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Ha ha!

145
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I wish someone would throw

146
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a Nintendo Switch
off that damn cliff.

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Hello.
Who are you, my dear?

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My name's Rey.

149
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I'm pretty sure
that's a boy's name.

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- Rey... Skywalker.
- Pretty butch. Okay, then.

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Victor! Some young girl is
squatting in the old Lars place.

152
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What?
God damn it, Barbara.

153
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Our spice stash
is in the old Lars place.

154
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10,000 parsecs a desert!

155
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She couldn't pick
a different shithole?

156
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Well, let's go get it.

157
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We can't.
She's one of those dirty Jedi.

158
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We have to find another way.

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Use the Force, Rey.

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Ahh! Freedom at last.

161
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Okay, she's finished pooping.

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We probably didn't need
to watch her the whole time,

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but I'm glad we did.

164
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Whew! Here we go.

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Planking.

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Aaaah!

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Whoa!
Aah! Uh!

168
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Aaahhh! Uh!

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It's the perfect plan.
After she wheels you back inside,

170
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- just sneak out and grab the spice.
- Shh!

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As part of my new life,
I will no longer be a scavenger.

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- I'm glad I'm getting rid of these rusty droid parts...
- Ooh!

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- ...leaky blaster cartridges...
- Aah!

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- ...old power converters...
- Ah!

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- ...Tosche Station yoga pants...
- Those are nice.

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...a signed picture of some porn actor

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- named Biggs Darklighter...
- Oh!

178
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- ...contaminated blue milk jugs...
- Oh, God, no, no. Aah!

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...and 10 pounds of moldy earwax
from Owen's earwax vacuum...

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- No. Oh, God, God.
- ...I guess he never cleaned.

181
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- And two anonymous skeletons.
- Hey, Owen, Beru.

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I can't believe I used to sell
this stuff in order to eat.

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Wait.

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Okay, new perfect plan.

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We tunnel under the house,
pop up into the courtyard,

186
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and grab the spice.

187
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Happily tunneling.

188
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Huh. This doesn't look like
the old Lars place.

189
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Victor! My God!

190
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You dug us into a Sarlacc pit!

191
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Did it again.
You idiot.

192
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You were right...
we should have just killed her.

193
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Hey! You're my
new neighbors, right?

194
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Is the party too loud?

195
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- Sorry. Wanna come in?
- Okay.

196
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When I was cleaning
out the place,

197
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- I found a huge spice stash.
- Ohh!

198
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I grew up a loner, so I thought
this would be a good chance

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- to make some friends.
- Drugs do help friendships grow.

200
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I'll keep her distracted.
Get the spice.

201
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Do you have a boyfriend, dearie?

202
00:09:59,672 --> 00:10:02,006
No, I like men
who might be my brother,

203
00:10:02,008 --> 00:10:04,775
but they're not my brother,
but they might be,

204
00:10:04,777 --> 00:10:08,278
so the sexual tension is,
like, through the roof.

205
00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,080
Also, they talk to me in my head

206
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while they're all shirtless and oily.

207
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- It's a type.
- Oh.

208
00:10:13,451 --> 00:10:15,085
- How you doing?
- Wait.

209
00:10:15,087 --> 00:10:18,155
I sense a great disturbance
in the Force.

210
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Somebody's stealing my drugs!

211
00:10:21,226 --> 00:10:23,559
Oh, shit.
Victor, she's a spicehead!

212
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Lightsaber.

213
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Flip.

214
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Land.

215
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- Ooh!
- Did she try to do that?

216
00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:32,735
Rey! Are you throwing
a spice party in my house...

217
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without me?!

218
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Let's party!

219
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Ah, this jam's making me want
to go dark side.

220
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- We'll try again tomorrow.
- When she's pooping? Hmm?

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