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Previously on The Last Man On Earth...

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Living apart will destroy this group.

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Todd, wake up! I don't
know what's wrong!

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I think Todd had a heart attack!

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I'm glad you're still here, bud.

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Clearly, we're much worse apart.

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But if we're all gonna live together,

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it's definitely not gonna
be in this crap-hole.

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This place has great energy.

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- I think we're home.
- Mm.

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Oh.

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She looks nice.

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Oh, here, honey, let me get that.

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No, don't you dare.

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You just had a heart attack.

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Now, come on, hon. We don't
know it was a heart attack.

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You were yelling "heart
attack" while it was happening.

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You're overreacting, hon.

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I promise you, I am fine.

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I'm glad you have
this positive attitude,

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but we can't take this lightly.

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There are gonna have to be
a lot of changes around here.

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No, okay, and that's fine, but
I can get my own bag, you know?

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Todd.

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Fine.

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Be my guest.

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Oh, my God, Dawn, we
get it, you're a baby!

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Stop being such a stereotype.

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Maybe you should just leave her outside.

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Oh, I'm seriously
starting to consider it.

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Oh, Dawn, I feel bad
even joking like that.

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But seriously, Dawn,
shut your boob-hole.

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Amen to that.

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A rival cartel,

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on my property, in my home,

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just strolls through my gates.

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It appears we have a snake in our midst.

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No, Abuela, there-there is no snake.

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Then it is your incompetence?

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No-no, it was not my
fault. Uh, they disabled...

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Prove to me that you
are not incompetent.

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Ten seconds.

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Uh...

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Close.

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Just four moves away.

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Clean this up.

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We have to do something soon.

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Or we could be next.

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Okay, grab some bubbles

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and just wrap anything
that looks dangerous.

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I'm talking choke-ables,
flammables, decapitate-ables.

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Ooh! What do we have here?

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- A little Rubik's Cube.
- Oh.

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A little Ruby Booby.

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Used to be pretty good at these, huh?

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Ooh, and look at that.

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A little Mexican flare.

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They love their skulls down here.

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Tandy, put that down, okay?

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This house isn't gonna
baby-proof itself.

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- Be right there.
- Tandy, this baby's due

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any day now, and this place is
a disaster waiting to happen.

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What about all that
talk about how this place

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had such great energy?

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Well, Shark Tanks have great energy,

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but that doesn't mean I'm
gonna walk into that room

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without a great business plan.

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Okay, lost me there.

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Shark Tanks... The TV
show, not the thing.

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Look, the point is, when you're
a little baby with a soft skull

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and poor depth perception,
every house is a death trap.

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But this one won't be, not
when we're through with it.

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All right.

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Now, will you be a dear
and bubble wrap that for me?

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- This?
- Yeah.

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- This thing right here?
- Uh-huh.

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This appears to be a tube of bubble wrap

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already bubble wrapped with bubble wrap.

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And you would like me
to bubble wrap it again?

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There's a fork in there.

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Is it done?

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Where did you place it?

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Is that my piñata?

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Sí, Abuela.

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Tie it up.

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Ay, que averguenza.

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Just give up now.

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Where you been, Hector?

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It is your birthday.

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I wanted your piñata to be just right.

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No, no.

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I want Panchito to have the first swing.

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Oh, no, I couldn't.

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Course you can.

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You've been a loyal and trusted friend.

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But it is your birthday.

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And when it is your birthday,
I will take the first swing.

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Por supuesto, jefe.

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You can do better than that.

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There.

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It's right in front of you.

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Federales!

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Vámonos, muchachos!

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Pronto, vámonos!

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Alto!

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Well, these stairs
are an obvious hazard,

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but nothing a couple
packing peanuts can't fix.

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Packing peanuts?

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Yeah, packing peanuts.

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You don't want our
baby getting SIFILISS.

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Syphilis?

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SIFILISS.

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- Syphilis?
- SIFILISS.

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You know, Sudden Infant Falling

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Into Large Indoor Spaces Syndrome?

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Oh, I thought you meant the other one.

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No, I'm talking about the bad one.

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Hello, Todd. New wheels?

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Yup. Melissa wants me to
stay off my feet, so...

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Todd.

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Where's your helmet?

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I got it.

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Can you put it on, please?

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You know, I just really don't think

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I need a helmet, hon.

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Todd, you have another
heart episode, you pass out,

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you fall out of your
chair, you hit the floor,

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boom, you're dead.

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Okay, put it on.

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Ooh, Speed Racer over there.

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See? It's cute.

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Well, this has been fun.

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Take it easy, Knievel.

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Let me know if you jump any buses later.

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Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

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- What?
- That's not for you.

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That's for us, okay.

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This is for you.

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Try this. You're gonna love it.

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Great. If I were a starfish,
I'd be in friggin' heaven.

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Hey, mister.

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Strap up, please.

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I want to hear it click.

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Did you hear it?

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Ridiculous.

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God. Oh, my God.

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Is she still fussing?

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No. She's super calm, Gail.

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She's loving life.

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Friggin' Mary Poppins over here.

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Okay, blow it out your butt.

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- I'm on your team here.
- I'm sorry, I just...

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Ugh. I don't know what to do.

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Okay, well, lucky for you,
this ain't my first rodeo.

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Have you tried whiskey on her lips?

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No.

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- Scotch?
- No.

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- Wine?
- No.

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Vodka? Schnapps?

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A teeny bit of Listerine?

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I'm not gonna roofie my baby, Gail.

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Hey, why don't we try
driving her a little bit?

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Sometimes the motion of
the car calms them down.

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All right, sure. Let's give it a shot.

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No, you can't give a baby a shot.

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I'm telling you, just
the teeniest little...

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Okay, I got you. I got you
on... I see what you were saying.

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- You got it?
- Yup, yup.

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- All right. Let's go.
- Okay.

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- 'Cause I thought you were
talking about shots. - No.

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Aah! I'm a baby and I'm falling!

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All right, think we're good here.

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Looks like our baby won't be
getting SIFILISS, after all.

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He or she is much more
likely to get HERPESS.

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Herpes?

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High Elevation Rugrat Positively
Evades Staircase Syndrome.

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Oh, that's music to my ears.

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Good. Now if you'll excuse me,

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I'm gonna take a little breakaroonie.

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No, no. There's so much left to do!

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You're telling me. I mean, this
cube isn't gonna rube itself.

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Okay. You can play your game,

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- but on one condition.
- What's that?

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You be the one to tell our child

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that the reason they only have one eye

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is because their father
chose to play a game

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instead of covering

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all the exposed cactus
needles with corks.

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- Carol...
- Agree to the condition!

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Where are you going?

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To cork the cacti!

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Tandy.

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Puzzle rhombus.

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God!

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I just don't get it.

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This baby has run from
a nuclear holocaust,

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been stranded on a deserted
island, lost at sea,

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and witnessed two murders,

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one decapitation and a
headless body riding a Jet Ski.

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Now we're settled in a beautiful
house and she's going nuts.

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It just doesn't make any sense.

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Maybe the house is haunted.

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Come on, Gail. You don't
seriously believe in ghosts.

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I do believe there is another dimension.

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Okay, you're crazy.

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Oh, okay, well, tell me, professor,

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- how did the world start?
- The Big Bang.

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Uh-huh, and then, what are the
physics behind that? I forget.

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- Well, the physics of that are
you being a jerk right now. - Oh.

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- Well, I'll have you know that you're...
- Gail, watch out!

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Oh, she stopped crying.
She must be traumatized.

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Hey, listen.

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? Kookaburra sits
in the old gum tree ?

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? Merry, merry king of... ?

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There she goes again.

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Hey. I'm gonna try something here.

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Gail, what are you doing?

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Slow down!

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Gail! Aah!

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Just as I suspected.

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Looks like we got an adrenaline
junkie baby on our hands.

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What are you doing?

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So, what, I can't pop and lock now?

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It's too much, you're
gonna overload your system!

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No, Melissa, this is my outlet

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so that I don't overload my system!

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Then you need to find a new outlet!

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Okay, you know what, I've
had just about enough of this.

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Todd, you're stressing your
heart... just calm down.

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No! You know what, I am done being calm.

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And I am done with this wheelchair.

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And I'm done with this stupid helmet.

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- Unstrapping!
- Todd,

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don't you dare take that helmet off.

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Todd...

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Look, I am not a
child, okay? I am a man!

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And I cannot live like this!

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Look, I am sorry that
I am trying to help you.

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But finding you in
that grocery store was

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the worst moment of my life.

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And I am so scared to lose you.

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But if you don't care, then
fine, take off your helmet.

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Eat all the junk food you want.

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But I am not gonna sit here
and watch you kill yourself.

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Oh, bud, bud, bud.
You got this all wrong.

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Let me show you the
magic of the piñata.

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Here, hand me that
poker-I-hardly-knew-her.

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Thank you.

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Okay, now, this thing
is a friggin' candy bomb.

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And the object is to
knock the crap out of it

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to get to the candy center.

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It's the same basic technology
behind the Tootsie Pop.

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So, what you do is
you blindfold yourself,

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and then you do a couple spinsies, huh.

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Like this.

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Okay, let's dance.

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Okay, that was not...

258
00:16:04,391 --> 00:16:06,324
That is not piñata.

259
00:16:07,824 --> 00:16:10,721
Okay, now, normally
I wouldn't peek, okay.

260
00:16:10,746 --> 00:16:14,165
Because that's cheating. Oh... oh, okay.

261
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:17,150
- But since this is more of a tutorial...
- Tandy!

262
00:16:17,175 --> 00:16:19,204
Tell me you did not
just spray glass shards

263
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all over the ground.

264
00:16:21,307 --> 00:16:25,140
I'm baby-proofing, and
you are doing the reverse!

265
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:28,352
You're... foorpybab-ing!

266
00:16:28,377 --> 00:16:30,810
I am not, Carol, and
I take offense at that!

267
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:34,270
Okay, if anything, I'm doing
the reverse of foorpybab-ing...

268
00:16:34,295 --> 00:16:37,856
I'm, uh... babbyproffing.

269
00:16:37,881 --> 00:16:40,434
Don't worry, I'll do it myself.

270
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Look, but you... there's
nothing left to do.

271
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We have to be ready for everything!

272
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We don't know what's
gonna happen in the future.

273
00:16:47,472 --> 00:16:49,962
So some things we're just
gonna have to take as they come.

274
00:16:49,987 --> 00:16:52,928
But I'm sure that in the moment
we'll come up with a solution.

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We always do.

276
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- Do we?
- Here, I'll show you.

277
00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:57,390
Oh, quick, there's a tsunami!

278
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What do we do? Easy,
get to higher ground.

279
00:17:00,028 --> 00:17:01,913
Oh, good God, a hurricane!

280
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Sandbag moat.

281
00:17:03,352 --> 00:17:06,866
Oh, no, a hail storm the
size of doughnut holes!

282
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Cotton-lined football helmet.

283
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- Tandy...
- Carol, my point is

284
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we can handle anything
that comes our way.

285
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,452
That is not true, and you know it.

286
00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:16,888
Okay, flash floods. Paper towel truck.

287
00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:20,579
Sinkhole, pogo stick. Alien
abduction, heavy shoes.

288
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,049
Those aren't the things
about which I'm worried!

289
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,117
Then what the hell
are you worried about?

290
00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:27,820
The virus, Tandy!

291
00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:30,988
The virus.

292
00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:37,096
What are we gonna do if
our baby gets the virus?

293
00:17:40,431 --> 00:17:41,467
I don't know.

294
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,604
But if that happens,

295
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none of this matters.

296
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I know.

297
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:53,535
So, wh-why are you doing it?

298
00:17:54,905 --> 00:17:56,958
Because it's the only thing I can do.

299
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Won't be long.

300
00:18:12,393 --> 00:18:14,458
You're scared.

301
00:18:14,932 --> 00:18:16,227
Yes.

302
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,797
There's an old story

303
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about a Chinese farmer who buys a horse.

304
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,237
A short while later,
the horse runs away.

305
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:29,407
His neighbor says,
"Oh, that's bad news."

306
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,375
The farmer responds,

307
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,944
"Good news, bad news, who can say?"

308
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,814
Three days later, the horse returns,

309
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,517
and with it, a herd of wild horses.

310
00:18:41,812 --> 00:18:44,188
His neighbor, seeing his good
fortune, congratulates him

311
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,123
on the good news.

312
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:51,295
The farmer responds, "Good
news, bad news, who can say?"

313
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,198
The farmer gifts one of
the horses to his son.

314
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:58,232
His son rides it, only to
be thrown from its back,

315
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badly breaking his leg.

316
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,581
"That's bad news," says the neighbor.

317
00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:05,242
The farmer replies,

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00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,946
"Good news, bad news, who can say?"

319
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:13,386
Days later, the emperor summons
every able-bodied young man

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00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:15,086
to fight in the war.

321
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,409
The farmer's son is spared.

322
00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:21,292
What good news.

323
00:19:21,511 --> 00:19:27,039
Good news, bad news, who can say?

324
00:19:27,064 --> 00:19:30,011
It all depends where the story ends.

325
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:33,704
And that is the only thing
in life we can predict.

326
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,273
The only thing we truly know.

327
00:19:36,671 --> 00:19:40,079
Everybody's story ends the same way.

328
00:19:43,553 --> 00:19:44,852
Death.

329
00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:54,792
You thought my story
was going to end today.

330
00:19:55,564 --> 00:19:57,597
Good news, you might say.

331
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:01,332
But is there bad news around the corner?

332
00:20:06,729 --> 00:20:08,405
Who can say?

333
00:20:11,565 --> 00:20:14,666
No, Pancho. What are you doing?

334
00:20:17,828 --> 00:20:21,507
It was you? You are the snake?

335
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,400
I thought you knew.

336
00:20:24,268 --> 00:20:26,342
You were going to let
me hit the piñata.

337
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,659
The bomb is not in the piñata.

338
00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:30,361
Then where is it?

339
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:32,920
Who can say?

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00:20:55,981 --> 00:21:00,981
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