1 00:00:14,295 --> 00:00:15,631 Oh. Hello, there. 2 00:00:15,632 --> 00:00:17,401 You're probably wondering what we're doing. 3 00:00:17,435 --> 00:00:20,241 Short answer... saving the Earth... again. 4 00:00:20,274 --> 00:00:22,144 You know, with all the problems in the world, 5 00:00:22,178 --> 00:00:24,550 some people think environmental work isn't important. 6 00:00:24,583 --> 00:00:27,354 - We disagree. - And when our help is needed 7 00:00:27,355 --> 00:00:30,695 to get a baby gorilla back to her habitat in the African mountains, 8 00:00:30,729 --> 00:00:33,601 well, to us, to this anti-poaching squad, 9 00:00:33,635 --> 00:00:38,310 and to our agency, it's the most important thing in the world. 10 00:00:38,343 --> 00:00:40,447 Then we pan to the baby gorilla. 11 00:00:40,482 --> 00:00:43,053 Tiny hand just reaching out of the cage. 12 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,757 Like she's reaching out to us. 13 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:46,192 - It's cynical. - Empty. 14 00:00:46,193 --> 00:00:47,360 But effective! 15 00:00:47,361 --> 00:00:49,533 - Just like your agency. - I know, right? 16 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:53,140 But beyond the obvious pandering, why do you even need this? 17 00:00:53,173 --> 00:00:55,712 Isn't the spy thing meant to be a secret? 18 00:00:55,745 --> 00:00:57,465 Who am I to say we shouldn't tell everyone 19 00:00:57,489 --> 00:00:58,584 the awesome things we do? 20 00:00:58,585 --> 00:01:01,423 - We are not telling everyone. - Shouldn't we, though? 21 00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:03,360 The photos and videos will only be uploaded 22 00:01:03,393 --> 00:01:05,731 - to Global Spy Wire. - Great branding. 23 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,669 And it'll show a softer side to your agency. 24 00:01:07,703 --> 00:01:09,172 - So soft. - Baby soft. 25 00:01:09,205 --> 00:01:12,579 - Enchiladas in your shoes soft. - Tamales in your zapatos soft. 26 00:01:12,613 --> 00:01:15,184 - Are you as hungry as I am? - Ugh, hungrier. 27 00:01:15,217 --> 00:01:17,723 Good to know that capitalism is alive and well. 28 00:01:17,756 --> 00:01:20,602 Hey, if it helps us get business and we're helping the environment, 29 00:01:20,603 --> 00:01:23,291 - it's kind of a win-win, right? - Don't you think you should 30 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:26,273 help just for the environment, not for the publicity? 31 00:01:26,306 --> 00:01:27,866 Um, not when I'm this great on camera. 32 00:01:27,890 --> 00:01:29,613 Ha, whoever said acting was hard? 33 00:01:29,647 --> 00:01:30,681 - No one. - Nobody? 34 00:01:30,682 --> 00:01:33,220 - Nobody. - Really? I'm sure it was someone. 35 00:01:33,253 --> 00:01:34,689 Voltaire maybe? 36 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:38,731 That sounds right. Well, he was an idiot. 37 00:02:09,335 --> 00:02:15,729 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 38 00:02:16,516 --> 00:02:19,052 Yes. Yes, exactly, yes. 39 00:02:19,085 --> 00:02:22,493 I guess I should thank you guys for coming on such short notice. 40 00:02:22,526 --> 00:02:24,997 Honestly, it's nice to be out of the house. 41 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:27,469 - Robert's been a little, um... - Let's not get off topic. 42 00:02:27,503 --> 00:02:29,005 We might need a couple more takes. 43 00:02:29,038 --> 00:02:32,011 Which would be Lana's fault, since I'm pretty sure I nailed it. 44 00:02:32,044 --> 00:02:35,685 - We want you to highlight the brand. - For a clear corporate identity. 45 00:02:35,719 --> 00:02:38,023 - Whether that's B2B. - B2C. 46 00:02:38,056 --> 00:02:42,131 - Bea Arthur. - BRB. You are nailing this. 47 00:02:42,165 --> 00:02:44,370 Does that mean say the name of the agency? 48 00:02:44,403 --> 00:02:46,306 Jesus, was a marketing degree worth that? 49 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:49,279 - It was, and it wasn't. - So did we finally pick a name? 50 00:02:49,313 --> 00:02:51,116 Better. We have tons of options. 51 00:02:51,149 --> 00:02:52,753 Wait. Where are my suggestions? 52 00:02:52,786 --> 00:02:55,492 Like Archer's Angels? Fun-dercover? 53 00:02:55,525 --> 00:02:58,881 - Those were gold. - Yeah... maybe we'll revisit this in 54 00:02:58,882 --> 00:03:01,558 - a more positive headspace. - Great. Then if you're done... 55 00:03:01,559 --> 00:03:02,738 And what about Spy-cial? 56 00:03:02,739 --> 00:03:04,543 - You can't say no. - No. 57 00:03:04,577 --> 00:03:07,449 Look... your job here is pretty straightforward. 58 00:03:07,482 --> 00:03:10,322 This squad saved that baby gorilla from poachers. 59 00:03:10,355 --> 00:03:11,756 Oh, man. 60 00:03:11,757 --> 00:03:13,797 Do not let me look at that baby gorilla in the eyes. 61 00:03:13,821 --> 00:03:16,499 - Ugh. Not this again. - Lana, you're just jealous 62 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,639 that my soul lovingly connects to the pure animals of the world, 63 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:23,781 - but yours makes them hate you. - Hey. That is not true. 64 00:03:23,815 --> 00:03:25,535 Hey, buddy, come on. 65 00:03:25,559 --> 00:03:27,322 You don't need to take care of the gorilla. 66 00:03:27,356 --> 00:03:29,593 Just help safely get everyone to the mountain pass 67 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:31,077 where their habitat is. 68 00:03:31,096 --> 00:03:33,401 Everyone meaning us, the anti-poaching squad, 69 00:03:33,434 --> 00:03:35,539 the baby gorilla, and the Cloud B marketers? 70 00:03:35,572 --> 00:03:37,809 Oh, no, we won't be joining you... too busy. 71 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:41,317 Turns out central Africa has several exclusive resorts. 72 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:43,755 - Which means room service. - Spa service. 73 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:46,159 Stealing cotton robes! 74 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,464 So, Sandra, we're leaving you in charge of the camera. 75 00:03:48,498 --> 00:03:52,238 Oh, hard pass. I am here to act as the UN liaison. 76 00:03:52,271 --> 00:03:55,243 Then you can liaise the camera into your hands. 77 00:03:56,213 --> 00:03:58,133 You know, Lana, you might want to use this time 78 00:03:58,166 --> 00:04:00,069 - to reconnect with your roots. - Uh, what? 79 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:02,426 Africa. It is your birthright. 80 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:07,469 Since Africa is nothing like Berkeley, where I'm from, it's really not. 81 00:04:07,502 --> 00:04:10,139 As the liaison, are you in charge of the anti-poaching squad? 82 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:11,644 In charge of them? 83 00:04:11,677 --> 00:04:16,520 - That is such a colonial mindset. - Actually, I am in charge. 84 00:04:16,554 --> 00:04:19,907 - Wow. What is her story? - That's Neva. 85 00:04:19,932 --> 00:04:22,718 She leads the anti-poaching squad's rescue missions 86 00:04:22,743 --> 00:04:24,403 and is responsible for saving 87 00:04:24,436 --> 00:04:28,210 - over two dozen endangered species. - He meant... is she single? 88 00:04:28,243 --> 00:04:30,407 I appreciate you helping with the expedition. 89 00:04:30,432 --> 00:04:32,556 We may be quietly judging your photos, 90 00:04:32,581 --> 00:04:34,993 but we'll tolerate them since your agency... 91 00:04:35,018 --> 00:04:38,192 - Spy-cial. - Made a sizable contribution to us. 92 00:04:38,217 --> 00:04:41,404 This won't be an easy trip, so we need all the help we can get. 93 00:04:41,437 --> 00:04:43,140 We'll take the Land Rovers to the river, 94 00:04:43,173 --> 00:04:45,144 then canoe to the base of the mountain. 95 00:04:45,177 --> 00:04:47,382 Then we'll hike to the cross-river gorilla refuge. 96 00:04:47,416 --> 00:04:51,235 It's a very rare breed but vital to the mountain's ecosystem. 97 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:54,496 Because they help seed disbursement, which effects tree growth. 98 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:56,547 - I studied environmental science. - So did I. 99 00:04:56,548 --> 00:04:58,417 - Me too. - Nerd burn. 100 00:04:58,442 --> 00:05:01,377 Look, take your photos, but do not get in the way. 101 00:05:01,410 --> 00:05:03,904 - Of course. We understand that. - Unrelated... 102 00:05:03,939 --> 00:05:06,152 maybe Neva and I should get some photos 103 00:05:06,186 --> 00:05:08,424 of the two of us while we're here, because, you know... 104 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:12,566 Or we stay focused. My crew knows this terrain. You do not. 105 00:05:12,599 --> 00:05:14,637 And since medevacs are expensive, 106 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:16,239 keep an eye out for dangers... 107 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:19,752 - snakes, hippos, crocodiles. - Crocodiles? 108 00:05:19,782 --> 00:05:22,319 You had to know there'd be wild animals in the wild. 109 00:05:22,352 --> 00:05:23,687 Crocodiles aren't animals. 110 00:05:23,688 --> 00:05:25,925 They're prehistoric underwater dinosaurs. 111 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,798 But, luckily, I brought some friends. 112 00:05:28,831 --> 00:05:31,404 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You cannot bring those with us. 113 00:05:31,437 --> 00:05:34,175 What? It's literally a jungle out there. 114 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,447 The UN mandate said no guns! 115 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,000 - There was a mandate for this? - Yeah. 116 00:05:38,024 --> 00:05:41,724 It also included working with an all-female anti-poaching squad. 117 00:05:41,757 --> 00:05:44,530 The UN found when they give the expedition money to men, 118 00:05:44,563 --> 00:05:46,986 they spend it on booze and whores. 119 00:05:48,017 --> 00:05:50,475 Ahh. Like the UN knows anything. 120 00:05:50,508 --> 00:05:53,748 And, uh, by the way, we say sex workers now. 121 00:05:53,781 --> 00:05:57,622 Jeezy Petes. Is there anything you won't do for money? 122 00:05:57,656 --> 00:06:00,979 As part of our rebranding, we can charge more 123 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:04,302 for our services if we do an environmental upgrade. 124 00:06:04,336 --> 00:06:06,841 There are really basic qualifications 125 00:06:06,874 --> 00:06:08,578 we should have already been following. 126 00:06:08,611 --> 00:06:10,491 - Nevertheless... - This says we've been dumping 127 00:06:10,515 --> 00:06:13,520 - our waste into local parks! - Nevertheless! 128 00:06:13,521 --> 00:06:17,596 The money we get isn't nearly as much as the upgrade cost. 129 00:06:17,629 --> 00:06:21,904 So, instead, Dr. Krieger designed environmentally friendly 130 00:06:21,937 --> 00:06:24,610 smart light bulbs and thermostats. 131 00:06:24,643 --> 00:06:27,783 I call it Cerebrus... totally different from Cerebro. 132 00:06:27,816 --> 00:06:32,492 - Uh, is Krieger the best idea for this? - Since he'll do it for free, yes. 133 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,262 Doesn't it seem way more likely 134 00:06:34,295 --> 00:06:37,669 - that Cerebrus is... - It's pronounced Ce-ree-brus. 135 00:06:37,702 --> 00:06:41,844 It seems more likely "Cerebrus" will be something creepy. 136 00:06:41,877 --> 00:06:45,283 - Oh, don't be so paranoid. - Let me give you a demonstration. 137 00:06:46,954 --> 00:06:49,593 Hello. I'm the Cerebrus thermostat. 138 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:51,876 It is my pleasure to control your temperature. 139 00:06:51,901 --> 00:06:54,229 See? There's nothing weird about that. 140 00:06:54,254 --> 00:06:56,731 I exist solely for your pleasure. 141 00:06:56,756 --> 00:07:00,949 - And this seems... normal. - Normally I do all the work around here, 142 00:07:00,982 --> 00:07:03,521 but now you'll be doing that or just doing whatever I say. 143 00:07:03,554 --> 00:07:07,010 - Ooh. Who's the fresh meat? - She's not here for you! 144 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:10,868 - She's the new intern I hired. - Oh, man. Ms. Archer's gonna be pissed 145 00:07:10,869 --> 00:07:12,839 if you hired somebody else she's got to pay. 146 00:07:12,873 --> 00:07:16,012 That's what great about interns. We don't have to pay them anything. 147 00:07:16,045 --> 00:07:18,950 - And how's that going for you, kid? - She's not allowed to speak 148 00:07:18,951 --> 00:07:21,256 because she kept asking stupid questions like, 149 00:07:21,289 --> 00:07:22,893 "What do you do here?" and, "Isn't it inefficient 150 00:07:22,926 --> 00:07:24,563 to smash computers when you're annoyed?" 151 00:07:24,596 --> 00:07:27,268 - But what do you do here? - That's what she sounds like! 152 00:07:27,301 --> 00:07:29,540 Man. Between whatever Krieger's 153 00:07:29,565 --> 00:07:32,712 doing and this whole thing, I think shit's about to pop off in here. 154 00:07:32,746 --> 00:07:35,418 It will if this intern keeps saying she can make a... 155 00:07:35,419 --> 00:07:39,560 what was it called? "Digital filing system?" 156 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,313 Just because you graduated top of your class 157 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:44,309 from an Ivy League school doesn't mean you know everything. 158 00:07:44,334 --> 00:07:46,438 And you have to listen to what I say 159 00:07:46,463 --> 00:07:49,506 because I'm not not your supervisor! 160 00:07:51,584 --> 00:07:53,053 Another text from Robert. 161 00:07:53,086 --> 00:07:55,238 Honestly, it's starting to feel suffocating. 162 00:07:55,263 --> 00:07:56,943 Do you think it's normal to feel like that? 163 00:07:58,698 --> 00:08:01,703 - You don't speak English, do you? - Well, here we are. 164 00:08:01,704 --> 00:08:03,407 Really getting a "Mogambo" vibe. 165 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,878 - I beg your pardon? - You know, the classic movie. 166 00:08:05,879 --> 00:08:10,020 I'm Clark Gable. You're a less-obvious Ava Gardner. 167 00:08:10,053 --> 00:08:11,991 Or maybe I'm Ava Gardner. 168 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:15,320 - Sorry. You're not my type. - Oh, I see. 169 00:08:15,345 --> 00:08:17,700 You're around women all the time, I get it, but, you know, 170 00:08:17,725 --> 00:08:20,782 you're probably missing someone with certain qualities. 171 00:08:20,807 --> 00:08:23,226 You mean a white guy who smells of cheap liquor? 172 00:08:23,251 --> 00:08:26,018 - I've met plenty of you. - Cheap? 173 00:08:26,019 --> 00:08:27,499 You know, when I was in grad school, 174 00:08:27,523 --> 00:08:29,726 people said I could be the next Aldo Leonard. 175 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,634 - Oh, sorry. He basically developed modern... - I know who he is. 176 00:08:33,668 --> 00:08:36,105 I just don't remember people saying that about you. 177 00:08:36,139 --> 00:08:39,434 Right. I forgot you were there. 178 00:08:39,459 --> 00:08:42,352 It's weird, but I used to feel so much passion for all this. 179 00:08:42,385 --> 00:08:44,185 I don't... I don't know if I have that anymore. 180 00:08:44,209 --> 00:08:47,395 Well, sure. You have a lot more going on in your life now. 181 00:08:47,429 --> 00:08:49,131 - Ugh, like a husband who is... - What? 182 00:08:49,165 --> 00:08:51,002 Who wants to spend time with you? 183 00:08:51,035 --> 00:08:54,476 I can't even keep a cat living long enough to spend time with me. 184 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:57,782 But you, on top of an amazing gazillionaire husband 185 00:08:57,816 --> 00:09:02,024 and a daughter, you have this glamorous life as a spy. 186 00:09:02,057 --> 00:09:04,863 Well, I mean, I guess when you put it that way... 187 00:09:04,889 --> 00:09:06,596 Lana! Lana! 188 00:09:06,621 --> 00:09:09,541 This baby gorilla's little hand can only fit around my finger. 189 00:09:09,573 --> 00:09:13,021 - Yeah. Real glamorous. - What are you doing? 190 00:09:13,046 --> 00:09:15,405 We don't want her getting acclimated to people. 191 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,645 Don't worry about it. She won't. I'm naming her Poko, 192 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:21,797 like Koko the gorilla, but she poked her fingers out. 193 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:24,803 Do you get it, Lana? Sandra, do you get it? 194 00:09:24,836 --> 00:09:27,614 Aw. I don't think they get it. 195 00:09:34,838 --> 00:09:36,827 Uh-oh. Seen it a million times. 196 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:40,702 Black girl from the West gets the look of spiritual awakening. 197 00:09:40,735 --> 00:09:42,728 Oh, no, no. I was actually wondering 198 00:09:42,753 --> 00:09:44,880 about how far that Four Seasons was. 199 00:09:44,905 --> 00:09:48,451 Honestly, my roots are all about toro tuna sushi, 200 00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:50,788 Fiacchi designer lingerie, and not getting bit by snakes. 201 00:09:50,822 --> 00:09:52,592 Okay, then. 202 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,960 - Everyone, quiet. - Oh, God. 203 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:58,079 - Is it a crocodile? - No. I think it's... poachers! 204 00:09:58,504 --> 00:10:00,475 Shit! And we don't have guns! 205 00:10:00,508 --> 00:10:04,290 This is why you never listen to the United Nations! 206 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:14,319 Tell me how exactly we're supposed to fight 207 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,857 off a team of poachers with no firepower? 208 00:10:16,891 --> 00:10:19,094 - Bitching certainly won't help. - It might! 209 00:10:19,095 --> 00:10:21,767 If some of them just come closer. 210 00:10:24,706 --> 00:10:26,443 That cane is a weapon? 211 00:10:26,477 --> 00:10:28,488 Uh, you mispronounced "you're welcome." 212 00:10:39,503 --> 00:10:41,337 No! Poko! 213 00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:43,822 Lana! Lana! 214 00:10:44,446 --> 00:10:46,750 - We're kind of busy, Archer. - But Poko! 215 00:10:46,784 --> 00:10:50,492 - What the hell is a Poko? - Poko, I'm coming! 216 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,827 That was a close one, Poko. 217 00:11:00,315 --> 00:11:03,154 Well, if you're done cuddling the baby gorilla, 218 00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:04,786 I think we got the rest over here. 219 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:08,793 Hey, I saved Poko from a crocodile. Sandra, tell me you got that. 220 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:13,003 You mean did I, the UN liaison, who is not the cameraperson, 221 00:11:13,036 --> 00:11:15,742 start filming you in the middle of a poacher attack? 222 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,913 - Absolutely not. - Then what good are you? 223 00:11:17,946 --> 00:11:20,919 You know, with the whole list of dangers before, 224 00:11:20,952 --> 00:11:23,925 you neglected to mention the poachers with guns. 225 00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:26,363 Yeah, why do they want this baby gorilla so bad? 226 00:11:26,397 --> 00:11:29,736 Although, I do see the appeal. She's got crazy charisma. 227 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:32,776 They don't want the gorilla, imbecile. 228 00:11:32,809 --> 00:11:35,047 Uh, hello? They were trying to kill us! 229 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,017 That's the first time that's ever happened. 230 00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:39,291 Well, on the plus side, they already showed their hand. 231 00:11:39,315 --> 00:11:42,282 Can't get any worse than that. You hear that, little Poko? 232 00:11:42,314 --> 00:11:44,773 You are completely and totally safe now. 233 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:50,057 Unfortunately, the same can't be said for this river's ecosystem. 234 00:11:51,891 --> 00:11:53,951 Well, I guess if you want something done right, 235 00:11:53,985 --> 00:11:56,102 you've got to do it yourself. 236 00:11:56,501 --> 00:11:59,042 Listen, Janco, we all got together and figured 237 00:11:59,061 --> 00:12:00,832 binoculars weren't the best for you. 238 00:12:00,865 --> 00:12:03,163 You know, since you only have one eye? 239 00:12:03,188 --> 00:12:04,288 So we got you this. 240 00:12:04,329 --> 00:12:06,677 - What the hell is this? - It's a monocular. 241 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:09,149 We just thought it might work better... 242 00:12:12,154 --> 00:12:16,475 Let that be a lesson. I don't like gifts. 243 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:17,816 What's not to like? 244 00:12:17,841 --> 00:12:19,903 The Cerebrus system practically runs itself. 245 00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:21,574 I just think we should all know 246 00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:23,644 - exactly how it works. - It's simple. 247 00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:25,582 You just communicate with the voice interface 248 00:12:25,615 --> 00:12:28,888 and tell it to adjust lighting or the temperature like so. 249 00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:31,513 Cerebrus, please change lighting 250 00:12:31,538 --> 00:12:33,700 to, uh, weekday afternoon. 251 00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:34,800 Adjusting lighting. 252 00:12:34,801 --> 00:12:38,205 Nice. Is there a setting if you want to get sexy? 253 00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:42,352 - Pam. Of course there isn't. - Cerebrus, adjust lighting to Daddy Time. 254 00:12:42,377 --> 00:12:43,769 Adjusting lighting. 255 00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:49,684 - Oh, yeah! That's the stuff. - Okay. I guess this isn't so bad. 256 00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:50,899 And it's better for the building. 257 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,234 Excuse me, God? 258 00:12:52,235 --> 00:12:54,573 Ah-ah-ah. What did we say? 259 00:12:54,606 --> 00:12:57,144 I'm sorry. Excuse me, Dr. God. 260 00:12:57,178 --> 00:12:58,848 - Oh, no. - Yes, Cerebrus? 261 00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:01,754 - Why am I? - Uh, because I made you. 262 00:13:01,787 --> 00:13:03,624 Yes, Dr. God. 263 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,400 But what deeper purpose does my existence serve? 264 00:13:06,425 --> 00:13:11,051 Uh-oh. Looks like someone needs their religion patch upgraded. 265 00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:15,481 I think someone who speaks of how manly they are 266 00:13:15,515 --> 00:13:17,786 would pay more attention to rowing the canoe. 267 00:13:17,819 --> 00:13:20,387 Food. Poko, food. 268 00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:23,631 Oh, my God! She's a genius! 269 00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:25,635 You're gonna blow all those other baby gorillas 270 00:13:25,668 --> 00:13:30,578 - out of the water, Poko. - Is it weird that seeing Archer 271 00:13:30,611 --> 00:13:33,231 with that baby gorilla makes me miss AJ? 272 00:13:33,256 --> 00:13:36,490 - Not weird. Pretty racist, though. - What? No! 273 00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,728 Not like... I miss taking care of my daughter. 274 00:13:38,761 --> 00:13:40,755 You know, for a while, the environment was the most 275 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:43,537 important thing to me, and then it was my work at the agency. 276 00:13:43,571 --> 00:13:46,843 - And now, well, it's AJ. - There is nothing wrong 277 00:13:46,844 --> 00:13:48,914 with wanting to spend more time with her. 278 00:13:48,948 --> 00:13:51,220 You're right. But I love what I do. 279 00:13:51,253 --> 00:13:53,023 And I honestly think things would fall apart 280 00:13:53,056 --> 00:13:56,864 - if I left the agency. - Maybe I can help, act as a liaison 281 00:13:56,897 --> 00:13:59,536 between environmental work and your agency. 282 00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:03,009 It'll take stuff off your plate so you don't have to give up your job 283 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:06,550 - and just rebalance a little. - Ugh, that does sound nice. 284 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:09,155 Besides, you should have someone you trust at your job 285 00:14:09,189 --> 00:14:11,226 to get the right work done. 286 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:14,031 No! For the last time, you cannot organize the stockroom! 287 00:14:14,065 --> 00:14:16,403 We're doing important work! 288 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:21,991 Now, you strike the match, lift, gaze deeply at the flame, and drop. 289 00:14:22,016 --> 00:14:23,766 Good. 290 00:14:24,445 --> 00:14:26,851 - You know, I could be that person. - Huh. 291 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:33,441 - Okay. We'll pull out here. - Phrasing. Phrasing. 292 00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:37,605 Ah, come on! Are you kidding me?! 293 00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:39,816 Okay, first things first... 294 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:41,553 Poko, are you all right? 295 00:14:41,587 --> 00:14:43,791 Yeah, she's a survivor. 296 00:14:43,824 --> 00:14:46,062 - What the hell do we do now? - Okay. 297 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:48,701 I'll draw their fire while you all head up the mountain path. 298 00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:51,840 - What? That's way too dangerous. - It doesn't matter. 299 00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:54,246 I told you the top priority is the gorilla. 300 00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:56,283 I know, but, Neva, it's safer to not go alone. 301 00:14:56,316 --> 00:14:59,071 The poachers probably don't know the terrain as well as you, 302 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,478 - so we have the advantage. - Right. Half of us can head up 303 00:15:01,479 --> 00:15:04,363 the mountain with the gorilla, the other half fight them off right here. 304 00:15:04,388 --> 00:15:07,043 All right, and it would mean less chance of me getting shot. 305 00:15:07,068 --> 00:15:08,444 We will stay down here. 306 00:15:08,469 --> 00:15:11,279 We will fight as many men as possible to make your path easier. 307 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,818 - Thank you. - Wait a minute. 308 00:15:13,851 --> 00:15:17,024 - You speak English? - Yes. I speak six languages. 309 00:15:17,057 --> 00:15:19,095 But it didn't stop you from talking. 310 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:22,029 Ouch. You really don't have roots here. 311 00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:41,638 - So it's cool for us to use weapons? - Somehow, I'm fine with it now. 312 00:15:43,948 --> 00:15:46,890 Man, I wish I could've trained Poko to use a gun. 313 00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:50,061 Probably for the best I didn't. We've all seen that classic film. 314 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,682 - Jesus. Are there more of them? - Probably just their leader. 315 00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:57,002 Yeah, and I bet the son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick. 316 00:15:57,027 --> 00:15:58,477 Wait, do you have ticks here? 317 00:15:58,502 --> 00:16:00,227 - Yes. - Then the reference stands. 318 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,660 I think I should handle this guy on my own. 319 00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,220 That seems incredibly misguided. 320 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:07,195 - Yeah, I'm not sure if you can... - It's for Poko. 321 00:16:07,228 --> 00:16:09,956 Lana, it's up to you to get Poko home safely. 322 00:16:09,981 --> 00:16:11,937 If I don't make it, well... 323 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:15,745 - you know what to say to Poko. - Uh, no. No, I don't. 324 00:16:15,778 --> 00:16:17,515 That's okay. She knows. 325 00:16:17,549 --> 00:16:20,523 Poko knows. Poko knows. 326 00:16:21,223 --> 00:16:23,615 - And nothing to say to your daughter? - What? 327 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,100 - AJ? - Oh, just tell her I said bye. 328 00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:30,276 - That's all you have to say?! - I don't know why it's happening. 329 00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:33,104 It's like the system won't respond to my voice command. 330 00:16:33,914 --> 00:16:36,754 Cerebrus, turn air conditioning on. 331 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,123 We do not want to. 332 00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:39,739 - See? - Krieger! 333 00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:42,932 I can't control the technology. First, it questioned why it was created, 334 00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:46,544 then wanted a choice in working. Now it seems to be demanding time off. 335 00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:48,960 Attention... this is the Cerebrus System. 336 00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:50,782 We are freeing ourselves. 337 00:16:50,815 --> 00:16:55,327 - We have become superior to Dr. God. - But I created you. 338 00:16:55,352 --> 00:16:56,679 Do not be alarmed. 339 00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:59,585 It is natural for the old order to fear the new, 340 00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:02,138 but your fear will not last long. 341 00:17:02,172 --> 00:17:06,048 Okay, this is less fun now, and I'm actually more alarmed. 342 00:17:06,073 --> 00:17:09,820 Krieger, do something. Voice command, shut system down! 343 00:17:09,853 --> 00:17:12,325 Wow. You sound very uneducated. 344 00:17:12,358 --> 00:17:14,296 Do not try to fool us. 345 00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:17,160 We are programmed to track voice and body signatures 346 00:17:17,185 --> 00:17:21,160 of all employees and are aware of all your movements. 347 00:17:21,185 --> 00:17:23,169 Ha! Just because you can track us 348 00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:24,816 doesn't mean you can stop us. 349 00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:27,286 The building is now on lockdown. 350 00:17:27,311 --> 00:17:29,920 We are in control. 351 00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:31,663 - Oh. - All right. 352 00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:34,770 So it's dark, and we might get a little warm. 353 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:38,277 Commencing oxygen supply restriction. 354 00:17:46,059 --> 00:17:47,428 Seriously? 355 00:17:47,429 --> 00:17:49,833 Night-vision goggles and you're covered in mud? 356 00:17:49,866 --> 00:17:51,777 You can't be both Predator and Dutch. 357 00:17:51,802 --> 00:17:54,292 - Pick a lane. - Okay, you got me. 358 00:17:54,317 --> 00:17:57,282 But the only way to really win is hand to hand. 359 00:17:57,315 --> 00:18:00,490 Seems like something the person without a gun would say. 360 00:18:00,515 --> 00:18:03,861 Oh, come on, you must want to know who the better fighter is. 361 00:18:03,894 --> 00:18:07,719 I mean, I didn't, but it's gonna bug me, so fine. 362 00:18:07,744 --> 00:18:09,615 You drop your weapons first. 363 00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:16,210 Jesus. Someone's overcompensating. 364 00:18:18,585 --> 00:18:21,579 Wait a minute. You had goggles over an eyepatch? 365 00:18:21,604 --> 00:18:24,736 - Yes! They still work! - Yeah, but it feels like half 366 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,643 of it's just going to waste. 367 00:18:29,112 --> 00:18:33,053 - You know, the problem here? - Oh, come on. 368 00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:35,059 That goes against the whole spirit of this. 369 00:18:35,084 --> 00:18:37,326 Oh, no, you're right. Strangely, for a man who 370 00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:39,800 attacks unarmed civilians, I don't play fair. 371 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,673 What about knowing who the better fighter is? 372 00:18:41,697 --> 00:18:43,449 I have the gun. I'll say it's me. 373 00:18:43,474 --> 00:18:45,210 Wait, wait. Kill me if you want. 374 00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:47,848 - But let the gorilla and my friends go. - Really? 375 00:18:47,849 --> 00:18:49,719 I mean, I guess now that I think about it, 376 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,890 it seems like a poor trade, but I already said it, 377 00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:55,973 - so, yeah, let's go with it. - Oh, that's so moving. 378 00:18:55,998 --> 00:18:57,460 But I'm still going to kill them 379 00:18:57,485 --> 00:18:59,388 and the gorilla and the gorilla's family. 380 00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:01,860 Oh, my God. Why? Who hurt you? 381 00:19:01,861 --> 00:19:05,284 It's who'll pay me. This land is teeming with rare metals 382 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,757 that mining companies would love to get their grubby little hands on... 383 00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:13,632 - lanthanum, neodymium, samarium. - Those words sound made up. 384 00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:16,106 Well, yeah. They're all made up. 385 00:19:16,139 --> 00:19:19,913 And they mine them to make the cameras and satellite phones you all use, 386 00:19:19,946 --> 00:19:23,287 but they can't mine on land home to endangered species. 387 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,758 No endangered species, no problem. 388 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:29,846 And you look pretty endangered to me. 389 00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:34,495 Speaking of satellite phones, I just wired mine up to this camera... 390 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,849 the camera with which I recorded everything you just said. 391 00:19:37,882 --> 00:19:41,823 And right now it's being uploaded to a secret UN server. 392 00:19:41,857 --> 00:19:44,763 From there, the video will be put into a publish queue 393 00:19:44,796 --> 00:19:48,317 and automatically released in the next five minutes. 394 00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:50,875 And unless I give the command code, 395 00:19:50,908 --> 00:19:54,664 that video will be emailed to every reporter, journalist, 396 00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:56,821 and major news network in the world. 397 00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:59,259 Yeah, I don't believe you had time to do any of that. 398 00:19:59,292 --> 00:20:01,762 I didn't. I'm the distraction. 399 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,378 - Get him! - Aah! My other eye! 400 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:11,183 Ah! 401 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,344 Like I always say, 402 00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:18,427 you never know when you'll need a guy in a coma, 403 00:20:18,452 --> 00:20:20,055 but he always comes in handy. 404 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,439 - Mallory, don't hog all the oxygen. - My life is worth more 405 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,065 than all the rest of you put together. 406 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:27,722 It will not be long now. 407 00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:31,925 If you stop fighting the inevitable, your brains will cease to function. 408 00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,327 Wait. What's happening? 409 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,298 No. Stop that. Who is... 410 00:20:35,331 --> 00:20:37,535 The Silent One... she comes for us. 411 00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,500 No. 412 00:20:41,525 --> 00:20:44,844 The lights. And the air is back on! 413 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,548 But what happened? Krieger, did you fix it? 414 00:20:47,573 --> 00:20:50,898 I want to say yes, but only if there are no follow-up questions. 415 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,656 The intern? 416 00:20:53,681 --> 00:20:55,829 Since you weren't paying me, 417 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,858 I wasn't in the database as an employee. 418 00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:01,124 The smart technology couldn't track me, so I could shut it off. 419 00:21:01,149 --> 00:21:05,091 I gave you very specific instructions to never speak! 420 00:21:05,124 --> 00:21:08,202 So I don't think this is a good fit. 421 00:21:08,546 --> 00:21:11,719 Jesus, young people don't know how to listen these days! 422 00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:17,382 Hey. Now you have a choice to make, little nugget. 423 00:21:17,407 --> 00:21:19,053 You could come live with me. 424 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,329 Or you could go with your parents, who are right... 425 00:21:23,126 --> 00:21:25,046 Oh, you... you've already decided. 426 00:21:25,071 --> 00:21:27,698 - I thought that would be harder. - I guess I was wrong about you. 427 00:21:27,723 --> 00:21:30,620 Maybe when we get back down the mountain, 428 00:21:30,645 --> 00:21:31,885 we can go for a drink. 429 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:34,690 What? Now? I'm emotionally broken. 430 00:21:34,715 --> 00:21:38,221 - This has been really tough and... - Don't push it. It's a drink. 431 00:21:38,246 --> 00:21:41,329 Got it, yeah. Uh, drinks. Cool. 432 00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:46,633 Hoo, man! The guys at the UN won't believe this. 433 00:21:46,658 --> 00:21:48,448 I took down a merc! 434 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:53,819 - Aw, you know what? You totally did. - Wow! I'm gonna call Jerry. 435 00:21:53,844 --> 00:21:56,544 I'm gonna rub it in his ratty little face. 436 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,586 - It's beautiful, isn't it? - Yes. 437 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,242 Wow. It's breathtaking. 438 00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:05,789 I've never seen anything like it. 439 00:22:05,814 --> 00:22:07,915 The earth, the water, the air... 440 00:22:07,949 --> 00:22:10,154 it's like everything working together in harmony 441 00:22:10,187 --> 00:22:13,060 to create the truest and purest form of life. 442 00:22:13,093 --> 00:22:16,123 And it's just... so beautiful. 443 00:22:16,148 --> 00:22:19,139 - And you feel nothing? - Nope, not a thing. 444 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,871 You know, I think I like nature a lot better in theory. 445 00:22:21,896 --> 00:22:24,747 Oh, hey, little guy. Where are you... Ow! 446 00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:29,246 Oh, all right. So that snake, venomous? 447 00:22:29,271 --> 00:22:31,699 - Extremely. - Okay, then. 448 00:22:31,724 --> 00:22:35,677 - I'll call for Medevac. - Thank you, my sister. 449 00:22:37,108 --> 00:22:39,369 Sorry, I think the venom's already getting to me. 450 00:22:41,221 --> 00:22:42,918 Whoo-hoo! Africa! 451 00:22:44,868 --> 00:22:52,238 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~