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Hi, hi.

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Norman Mailer lived, uh, two doors down.

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I saw him bite
Rip Torn's ear off one night.

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Seems like a different lifetime.

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If you're looking
for more action, I can, uh,

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show you something on Commercial Street.

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But you should know that
by November, even downtown

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is so empty and quiet that
you could hear a gnat fart.

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I like the quiet.

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Need my privacy.

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How's the ventilation?

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These old houses can get pretty stuffy.

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You a writer?

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Painter?

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Hermit?

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I know you're not here
for the social scene,

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whatever's left of it.

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I've been here for 50 years.

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You know, back in the day,
you'd walk downtown,

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and you'd see boys getting
butt-fucked on front porches

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like some kind of perverted
Norman Rockwell painting.

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It was true homosexual Americana.

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Now it's Mom and Dad
or Dad and Dad or Mom and Mom

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and baby stroller gridlock
all fucking summer long.

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I just left my job
at a lab in Providence.

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What are you, a chemist?

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It was an ugly divorce.

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I just need some time alone.

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Let's cut the bullshit.

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A big-city chemist
looking for a quiet place

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with great ventilation
in a town where the things

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that are most plentiful
for eight months a year

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are methheads, choppy seas,
and depression?

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That sounds like a woman
looking to set up

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her own little meth lab.

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I have a PhD from Harvard.

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Meth is well below my pay grade.

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Good.

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'Cause the sheriff has a nose
like a truffle pig

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for that junk.

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Just lookin' for some quiet.

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I'll take it.

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Do you know that guy, uh, Tex?

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He cruises the docks?

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Wait, don't tell me. He's from Texas.

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Yeah. How'd you know?

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Anyway, he taught me this trick

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you do right before a guy comes.

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- Mm.
- You press down on his taint,

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you time it just right,

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you can get him to come
again right away.

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Mm, but you'll charge me
for just the one, right?

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Exactly.

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You're playing out of your league.

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Scram.

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Look, can I just borrow ten bucks?

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I said scram, methhead.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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I'm new in town, got a few extra bucks.

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You do girls too?

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Yep. Here.

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Look at that. I'm a gentleman.

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Don't touch anything.

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So, uh, what do you want?

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Kind of do things as a standard

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sliding scale kind of deal.

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It's, uh, $50 for oral.

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Straight-up sex, that's $100,

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but I'm currently running
a Halloween special.

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I'll do anything for 20 bucks.

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But Halloween isn't for a week.

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Mm. It's a, um, seasonal thing.

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I just wanna talk.

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I'll pay you for your time.

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All right.

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Tell me about your dreams.

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Like, at night?

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No. Like, in life.

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You ever wanna be a model
or play for the Yankees?

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You really think I could be a model?

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No. But you must have something.

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Everyone does.

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Well, I write a little.

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You any good?

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I don't know.

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I don't think I've ever shown anyone

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anything I've written before, but, uh...

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um, yeah, you know,
I think I'm pretty good.

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Why, you, like, a big-time
movie producer or something?

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I'm a biochemical engineer.

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Spent the past nine years
working with the U.S. military

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trying to understand and unlock

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the creative parts of the brain.

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They wanna make more creative soldiers?

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Less.

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They don't want them
to think for themselves.

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But to lock up the creative mind,

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we also have to understand
how to unlock it.

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We have tons of research

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from studying highly creative people.

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Every one of 'em says the same thing.

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They don't know where it comes from.

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But I do.

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The occipital lobe.

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Talented people have denser,
more numerous clusters

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of neurons in that area.

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I don't care if you are
Bill fucking Shakespeare.

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If I whack you hard enough
in that part of your head,

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you'll never write again.

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So I started developing a drug
to target that area.

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Made the neurons in that part
of the brain fire at 10,

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50, 1,000 times faster
and more frequently

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than they usually do.

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Uh, wow, um...

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Did it work?

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We started testing it on primates.

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And yeah, it worked...

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on some of the apes.

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The ones who tested higher
on cognitive tests

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before we gave them the medicine.

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Suddenly, they could play
complex notes on a keyboard.

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So, um, what happened to the
ones it, like, didn't work on?

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They became highly aggressive.

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Bloodthirsty.

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Tore the other apes limb from limb.

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I think the medicine
has different effects

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on creative and noncreative people.

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It's almost like the noncreative ones

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can tolerate their lack of talent

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until they're confronted with it.

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Then their mediocrity drives 'em mad.

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So...

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Wanna try one?

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Fuck no!

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Maybe you're one of the talented ones.

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Um...

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Thanks but no, thanks.

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Uh, look, can I just get my money?

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It's a long winter.

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I'll give you $50
for anyone you convince

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to come take one
of these lil' black beauties.

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Maybe I should sing tonight.

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Do you think they have any Joan Baez?

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Ooh, wow, Joan Baez.

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Wait, doesn't, uh, singin'
make your cough worse anyway?

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Yeah, but...

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good news is, it's October
and I've only had bronchitis

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five times this year.

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Oh, that's a... a real victory, Karen.

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I always get depressed
this time of year.

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Oh, no, no.

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I love it.

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All the assholes leave town,
and the galleries close, and...

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none of the paintings inside
them mock me when I walk by.

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Do you think you're talented?

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Like, uh... like, uh...
like, if you just had,

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like, a little bit of help,

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you could paint things good
enough for those galleries?

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Oh.

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No.

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No, I'm shit inside and out.

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Can I have a hit, please,
before I bore myself to tears?

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# Don't go changing #

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# To try and please me #

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# You never let me down before #

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Hey.

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I'm a singer.

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Mickey sent me.

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Welcome, welcome to our last

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Autumn Reading Octoberfest event.

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Some people come out
to the Cape to see the foliage,

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- others for a fresh bag of cranberries
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- or a walk in the dunes.
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- But the authors we've been lucky enough
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- to bring here to read their new works
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are just as satisfying a draw,
if you ask me.

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Today I'd like to welcome Belle Noir,

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a romance novelist, self-published,

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who will be reading from her new book,

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"Martha's Cherry Tree",

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a rather racy retelling

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of the George and
Martha Washington story.

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Thank you.

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I'm going to read you
a section of chapter 17.

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Martha suspects George is sleeping

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with one of their maids.

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And upon searching the maid's bed,

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she finds one of George's wooden teeth.

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Rather than confront George,

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she decides to seduce the maid herself.

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"'I cannot tell a lie.

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I cannot tell a lie.'

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Had he whispered those false words

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to innocent little Penelope

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when he drove himself into her?

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Had he lied about loving her?

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Lied about her being the only one?

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Lied about never lying?

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The only thing that distracted
her from these thoughts

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was the soft skin
of Penelope's breasts and belly

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as Martha slowly kissed her
way down to the hairy warmth

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between the young maid's legs".

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Who should I make it out to?

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The Chemist.

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You're a good writer.

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That's very kind of you.

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Got some real potential.

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Tell the publishing houses
for me, would you?

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You said you were going
to come in for the reading.

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Your books gross me out.

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It grosses you out to hear
your wife talk about sex?

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Yes, especially this book.

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I can't look at a $1 bill
or Mount Rushmore anymore

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without wantin' to puke.

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How many books did you sell?

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- One.
- For fuck's sake.

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I would've just bought
a book from you at home,

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and we could've skipped this bullshit.

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It's not bullshit.

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It's my dream.

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What do you want from me, Belle?

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I'm here, aren't I?
I agreed to puttin' up

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a big chunk of our retirement
for this dumb book tour,

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during which we've sold six books.

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You want me to support your dream?

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Here I am, supporting
the fuck out of it.

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And I'm grateful.

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But can't you see
I'm doing it for both of us?

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I could be the next Danielle Steel.

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She's worth a billion dollars.

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How many times has she been married?

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Four, maybe five.

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Well, I guess then there's
one way you could be like her.

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Let's go back to the hotel
and freshen up

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and then watch the sunset from Muse.

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I hear it's beautiful.

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Do you want me to suck
some cock while I'm in there?

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What? No.

242
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Then why are you asking me
to go to a homo bar

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and do something totally gay
like watch the fucking sunset?

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I wanna do something actually fun,

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like the haunted dune tour.

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Sounds scary, I don't
wanna have nightmares.

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I need my sleep before the next
tour stop in the Vineyard.

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You know why I'm really so angry at you?

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It's not the stupid book tour

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or the fact that
you write about sex all day

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but haven't touched my dick
in two years.

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It's that you're weak

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and scared

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and boring.

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I'm the same as I was when
you married me 40 years ago.

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Well, I was at work for those 40 years.

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Now that I have
to be with you all the time,

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it's intolerable.

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I hear they have great calamari!

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Hey.

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Pretty cool color on your nails.

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You mind if I join you?

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What are you, a hustler?

264
00:15:36,821 --> 00:15:38,285
I wrote a book about a hustler

265
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:41,554
who ends up sleeping
with the head of the KGB

266
00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:44,057
and then becomes head of the CIA.

267
00:15:44,062 --> 00:15:46,693
That sounds awesome.

268
00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:47,894
I'd like to read that.

269
00:15:47,899 --> 00:15:50,396
I'll send you a copy.

270
00:15:50,401 --> 00:15:53,600
You're wasting your time
with me; I'm married.

271
00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:55,101
Wait.

272
00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:56,836
I know you.

273
00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:58,405
You're the author
that was doing the reading

274
00:15:58,409 --> 00:16:00,539
at the bookstore, right?

275
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,875
- Were you there?
- Uh, well, no.

276
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,911
They, uh... they don't
let me in there anymore

277
00:16:04,916 --> 00:16:07,046
after I stole the, uh,
"Screenplay for Dummies" book

278
00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:08,380
a while back, but, uh,

279
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,116
I saw you through the window.

280
00:16:10,121 --> 00:16:11,517
You write too?

281
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:14,553
Ah, sometimes, but not like you.

282
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,790
You're, like, a real published author.

283
00:16:17,795 --> 00:16:20,026
Self-published.

284
00:16:20,031 --> 00:16:21,327
Hey, I mean,

285
00:16:21,332 --> 00:16:23,030
just finishing a book's
a big deal, right?

286
00:16:27,005 --> 00:16:28,600
Let me buy you a drink.

287
00:16:28,605 --> 00:16:29,735
Yeah.

288
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,270
I know they say that
anyone can be a writer,

289
00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:34,405
because all you have to do
is sit down and write,

290
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,474
but that doesn't make you
a writer any more

291
00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:38,676
than a kid playing catch is a ballplayer

292
00:16:38,681 --> 00:16:40,746
or a sperm donor is a dad.

293
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:43,114
I know I'm not the greatest
writer in the world.

294
00:16:43,119 --> 00:16:46,217
I mean, a lot of my stuff
is schlock, but...

295
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,919
I'm a writer; I know I am.

296
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,487
I can't stop.

297
00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:51,422
Even if it wrecks my marriage,

298
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,824
even if I go broke doing it,

299
00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:54,793
even if I never sell a book,

300
00:16:54,798 --> 00:16:56,597
it's who I am.

301
00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:01,033
Can I ask you a question?

302
00:17:01,038 --> 00:17:03,233
Do you have any cocaine?

303
00:17:03,238 --> 00:17:06,804
I always wanted to try it, and
you look like a drug addict.

304
00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:08,072
No offense.

305
00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:10,007
Oh, none taken.

306
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:11,575
- 'Cause I am.
- Mm.

307
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:15,312
But, um, no, no coke. But...

308
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:16,947
I've got something better.

309
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:58,589
Give me a Bloody Mary.

310
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,724
Hey, dude, you don't look good.

311
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:02,158
I feel sick.

312
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:06,062
I think that bitch Karen gave
me bronchitis or something.

313
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,397
You sure? 'Cause she says

314
00:18:07,402 --> 00:18:08,998
she hasn't been sick in a while.

315
00:18:22,049 --> 00:18:23,549
I'm gonna puke.

316
00:19:01,321 --> 00:19:03,251
I'm so happy.

317
00:19:03,256 --> 00:19:05,386
Uh, yeah, that's the drugs.

318
00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:06,688
Then I want more.

319
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,811
Yeah, you see,

320
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:10,092
it doesn't really work that way.

321
00:19:10,096 --> 00:19:12,059
First time's the best, and then, uh,

322
00:19:12,064 --> 00:19:13,396
you end up chasing that high forever,

323
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,063
and you never catch it.

324
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,631
That's some bullshit.

325
00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:19,035
Mm-hmm.

326
00:19:20,806 --> 00:19:22,636
Uh, you know, I, uh...

327
00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:24,506
I know someone that can
give you something else.

328
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,673
Something that can
make you happy forever.

329
00:19:26,678 --> 00:19:28,344
How come you're not taking it?

330
00:19:29,715 --> 00:19:32,446
'Cause it's, uh... it's not for me.

331
00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:35,416
It only works for people like you.

332
00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:37,083
Artists.

333
00:19:42,828 --> 00:19:45,526
We've been waitin' half an hour.

334
00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:47,561
I wanted to read this first.

335
00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:49,996
You have talent.

336
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,797
- Thank you.
- Took everything in me

337
00:19:51,802 --> 00:19:53,466
not to rub one out during that threesome

338
00:19:53,471 --> 00:19:56,569
with George and Martha and Ben Franklin.

339
00:19:56,574 --> 00:19:58,305
I've always found heavier-set men

340
00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,076
to be extremely attractive.

341
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,477
Mickey tell you what I'm offering?

342
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:06,479
Making all my dreams come true.

343
00:20:06,484 --> 00:20:08,949
- I'm in.
- You wanna know about the side effects?

344
00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:10,319
I know I'm talented.

345
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:14,754
The pills create certain cravings.

346
00:20:14,759 --> 00:20:15,956
And they cause aggression

347
00:20:15,961 --> 00:20:18,791
even in the subjects
with positive results.

348
00:20:18,796 --> 00:20:21,127
I could use a little of that too.

349
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,729
According to my husband.

350
00:20:23,734 --> 00:20:26,298
Please, I need this.

351
00:20:29,873 --> 00:20:32,140
The effects are temporary.

352
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,907
You're gonna have to keep
taking them as it wears off.

353
00:20:35,912 --> 00:20:37,143
And you're gonna have to stick around

354
00:20:37,147 --> 00:20:39,744
and agree to let me study you.

355
00:20:39,749 --> 00:20:42,414
Whatever it takes...

356
00:20:45,422 --> 00:20:47,586
To finding my destiny.

357
00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:23,120
You've reached Ray. Leave a message.

358
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,623
Asshole.

359
00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,881
_

360
00:22:27,393 --> 00:22:30,285
_

361
00:22:44,171 --> 00:22:45,904
Good morning.

362
00:22:48,042 --> 00:22:50,306
What's wrong with you?

363
00:22:50,311 --> 00:22:52,374
I wrote a book last night.

364
00:22:52,379 --> 00:22:54,510
A whole book, and it's...

365
00:22:54,515 --> 00:22:57,378
it's beautiful.

366
00:22:57,383 --> 00:22:58,780
Bullshit.

367
00:22:58,785 --> 00:23:00,585
Let me see.

368
00:23:03,824 --> 00:23:05,654
You didn't write this.

369
00:23:05,659 --> 00:23:07,055
What?

370
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,423
- Yes, I did.
- You couldn't have.

371
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:09,728
It's good.

372
00:23:11,131 --> 00:23:13,962
I did write it!

373
00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:16,164
I went out and danced

374
00:23:16,169 --> 00:23:17,833
and took methamphetamine

375
00:23:17,838 --> 00:23:20,035
and met a chemist
and had the time of my life!

376
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,170
And then I came home, and I wrote this!

377
00:23:22,175 --> 00:23:24,039
Where the fuck were you?

378
00:23:24,044 --> 00:23:25,774
I went to the dunes tour,

379
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,375
and I got drunk,

380
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,945
and I met a woman who doesn't
dress like a schoolteacher,

381
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,812
and I fucked her right there in the sand

382
00:23:31,817 --> 00:23:33,614
until we passed out.

383
00:23:33,619 --> 00:23:35,983
Then we woke up and fucked again.

384
00:23:35,988 --> 00:23:39,453
Now I'm gonna take a shower.

385
00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:40,554
I'm gonna pack my things.

386
00:23:40,559 --> 00:23:41,690
I'm gonna go over to the Red Inn.

387
00:23:41,694 --> 00:23:43,557
I'm gonna fuck her for a third time.

388
00:23:43,562 --> 00:23:45,026
Because this marriage...

389
00:23:45,031 --> 00:23:46,927
is over.

390
00:23:51,537 --> 00:23:52,700
What?

391
00:23:52,705 --> 00:23:54,268
You got something you wanna say?

392
00:23:58,177 --> 00:23:59,306
Ah!

393
00:24:21,838 --> 00:24:24,436
What was the feeling exactly?

394
00:24:24,441 --> 00:24:27,506
I don't know. Rage?

395
00:24:28,439 --> 00:24:32,338
Like Braveheart or a beast of the wild.

396
00:24:32,343 --> 00:24:34,607
But that's not what made me attack him.

397
00:24:34,612 --> 00:24:37,077
What was it?

398
00:24:37,082 --> 00:24:39,311
Thirst.

399
00:24:39,316 --> 00:24:42,414
I could smell his blood
through his skin.

400
00:24:42,419 --> 00:24:44,616
I was gonna die if I didn't drink it.

401
00:24:44,621 --> 00:24:46,852
Fascinating.

402
00:24:46,857 --> 00:24:48,987
Not surprising, but fascinating.

403
00:24:48,992 --> 00:24:50,622
You knew this was going to happen?

404
00:24:52,429 --> 00:24:54,026
After the rages,

405
00:24:54,031 --> 00:24:56,228
the apes would drink the blood
of their kills.

406
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:58,964
When we autopsied
the ones before they drank,

407
00:24:58,969 --> 00:25:01,366
we noticed a depletion
of sodium, potassium,

408
00:25:01,371 --> 00:25:03,769
calcium, and magnesium in their blood.

409
00:25:03,774 --> 00:25:07,139
I wasn't sure it'd have the
same effect on humans, but...

410
00:25:07,144 --> 00:25:09,541
makes sense that it would.

411
00:25:09,546 --> 00:25:11,543
Am I going to have
to keep drinking blood

412
00:25:11,548 --> 00:25:12,980
to keep writing like that?

413
00:25:14,617 --> 00:25:17,181
Would that stop you from
continuing to take the pills?

414
00:25:22,925 --> 00:25:26,390
What happened after
you drank from your husband?

415
00:25:26,395 --> 00:25:30,400
I, uh, sat down and...

416
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:34,232
wrote the first 50 pages
of part two of my book.

417
00:25:34,237 --> 00:25:37,401
I didn't even care about Ray.

418
00:25:37,406 --> 00:25:39,871
I just had to write.

419
00:25:39,876 --> 00:25:41,305
First things first,

420
00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:43,274
you got to get rid
of your husband's body.

421
00:25:47,883 --> 00:25:49,546
Come on.

422
00:25:49,551 --> 00:25:51,415
Mm.

423
00:25:56,191 --> 00:25:57,688
Ah!

424
00:26:00,195 --> 00:26:02,559
No, no, no, no, no! Back, back, back.

425
00:26:02,564 --> 00:26:04,428
Jesus.

426
00:26:04,433 --> 00:26:05,433
Ew.

427
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,764
Did your hair all fall out on its own?

428
00:26:13,769 --> 00:26:15,032
Most of it.

429
00:26:15,037 --> 00:26:16,567
I shaved the rest.

430
00:26:16,572 --> 00:26:19,103
Otherwise I'd look like
Riff Raff from "Rocky Horror".

431
00:26:19,108 --> 00:26:20,904
Your skin is looking rather creamy.

432
00:26:20,909 --> 00:26:22,839
Probably a form of anemia.

433
00:26:22,844 --> 00:26:24,542
How's your temper?

434
00:26:24,547 --> 00:26:26,544
Have you shown any
aggression towards anyone?

435
00:26:26,549 --> 00:26:28,011
No.

436
00:26:28,016 --> 00:26:29,680
I'm a fucking Buddhist.

437
00:26:29,685 --> 00:26:33,250
I wanna be like Bono and use
my music to help people.

438
00:26:33,255 --> 00:26:34,818
I need more pills.

439
00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:36,587
The dose you gave me
must have been too low.

440
00:26:36,592 --> 00:26:40,190
I have never felt a Jones
like this before.

441
00:26:40,195 --> 00:26:42,960
I told you, I set the protocol.

442
00:26:42,965 --> 00:26:45,062
And you don't get another pill
until day five.

443
00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:46,797
It's day three.

444
00:26:46,802 --> 00:26:48,231
What did you do to me?

445
00:26:48,236 --> 00:26:49,900
Why is this happening to me?

446
00:26:49,905 --> 00:26:51,301
Please, give me a fix.

447
00:26:51,306 --> 00:26:52,569
Just one more pill.

448
00:26:52,574 --> 00:26:54,638
You're part of a very important study.

449
00:26:54,643 --> 00:26:56,673
And you volunteered for it.

450
00:26:56,678 --> 00:26:58,442
Honestly, I don't know
what's happening to you

451
00:26:58,446 --> 00:26:59,643
or what comes next.

452
00:26:59,648 --> 00:27:01,645
All I know is, no more
pills for two days.

453
00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,780
And if I die before then?

454
00:27:03,785 --> 00:27:06,516
I'm freezing cold.
I can't stop shivering.

455
00:27:06,521 --> 00:27:07,884
Is that supposed to happen?

456
00:27:07,889 --> 00:27:09,252
It's October.

457
00:27:09,257 --> 00:27:12,288
You're wearing a light jacket.

458
00:27:12,293 --> 00:27:14,157
Go get yourself a proper fucking coat.

459
00:27:31,346 --> 00:27:32,908
I'm diggin' the look.

460
00:27:32,913 --> 00:27:35,411
Vampire Michael Stipe.

461
00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:37,916
Or anorexic Uncle Fester?

462
00:27:39,987 --> 00:27:41,618
You want a tattoo?

463
00:27:41,623 --> 00:27:43,119
I do them in the back.

464
00:27:43,124 --> 00:27:44,487
I could give you bat wings

465
00:27:44,492 --> 00:27:47,089
or, like, a grim reaper
dancing on your arm.

466
00:27:47,094 --> 00:27:48,158
I need a coat.

467
00:27:48,163 --> 00:27:49,492
And I don't have a lot of money.

468
00:27:49,497 --> 00:27:50,926
I got just the thing.

469
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:54,196
These look expensive.

470
00:27:54,201 --> 00:27:56,598
They were, in the '80s.

471
00:27:56,603 --> 00:27:58,768
All the fashion gays
from New York and Boston

472
00:27:58,773 --> 00:28:02,038
came out here to let their
dicks and rainbow flags fly.

473
00:28:02,043 --> 00:28:04,006
Then they all died
and left behind closets

474
00:28:04,011 --> 00:28:05,507
full of this high-fashion stuff.

475
00:28:05,512 --> 00:28:07,276
When the straight yuppies
moved into town,

476
00:28:07,281 --> 00:28:10,780
they cleaned out the closets
and donated all of it to us.

477
00:28:10,785 --> 00:28:14,349
I was hoping to sell a few
for Halloween, but no takers.

478
00:28:14,354 --> 00:28:17,255
I'll basically give one to you
if you take it off my hands.

479
00:28:52,491 --> 00:28:54,555
You don't look well.

480
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,025
Would you pray with me?

481
00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,693
Yeah.

482
00:29:42,607 --> 00:29:44,871
Awesome costume, dude.

483
00:30:01,493 --> 00:30:03,790
The candy's in the...

484
00:30:03,795 --> 00:30:05,595
Come in.

485
00:30:08,365 --> 00:30:09,631
What happened?

486
00:30:11,668 --> 00:30:13,533
It states in section four
of the contract you signed

487
00:30:13,537 --> 00:30:14,633
to be a part of the study

488
00:30:14,638 --> 00:30:16,234
that you have complete confidentiality

489
00:30:16,239 --> 00:30:18,437
for anything you say in here.

490
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,139
I was in the cemetery, and I...

491
00:30:21,144 --> 00:30:22,474
I don't know what happened.

492
00:30:22,479 --> 00:30:24,042
I'm a vegan.

493
00:30:24,047 --> 00:30:26,311
I don't even eat those
Impossible Burgers,

494
00:30:26,316 --> 00:30:28,280
but the thirst for her was too much.

495
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:29,881
How much blood did you drink?

496
00:30:29,886 --> 00:30:31,517
I don't fucking know!

497
00:30:31,522 --> 00:30:32,851
I killed her!

498
00:30:32,856 --> 00:30:35,321
She asked me to pray with her,
and I killed her!

499
00:30:35,326 --> 00:30:37,423
Did you feel anger, rage?

500
00:30:37,428 --> 00:30:38,890
Yes. Why?

501
00:30:38,895 --> 00:30:40,258
You drank the blood

502
00:30:40,263 --> 00:30:42,159
'cause the pills create a deficiency.

503
00:30:42,164 --> 00:30:45,496
You felt the rage because
you now hate everyone.

504
00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:47,832
Why?

505
00:30:47,837 --> 00:30:50,201
I told you, I'm a pacifist.

506
00:30:50,206 --> 00:30:51,736
You hate everyone because you now know

507
00:30:51,741 --> 00:30:53,538
the truth about yourself.

508
00:30:53,543 --> 00:30:55,272
You're not talented.

509
00:30:55,277 --> 00:30:57,174
You don't have what it takes.

510
00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:04,549
The talented ones need the blood,

511
00:31:04,554 --> 00:31:06,651
but their rage comes
from their arrogance

512
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:08,286
and certainty that they're
better than everyone.

513
00:31:08,290 --> 00:31:12,022
The rage of the untalented
is much darker, more intense.

514
00:31:12,027 --> 00:31:15,428
You hate the world for giving
you dreams that were too big.

515
00:31:17,066 --> 00:31:18,329
Back up, motherfucker.

516
00:31:20,402 --> 00:31:23,033
Never come back here again.

517
00:31:23,038 --> 00:31:26,203
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll
have plenty of company soon.

518
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,873
Soon as word gets out
about what I'm sellin' here,

519
00:31:28,878 --> 00:31:30,774
every asshole whose mother
told him he could be

520
00:31:30,779 --> 00:31:33,244
the next Elvis or Tyler Perry

521
00:31:33,249 --> 00:31:35,212
gonna take a chance
on that little black pill.

522
00:31:35,217 --> 00:31:38,014
Nine out of ten of 'em are
gonna end up just like you.

523
00:31:38,019 --> 00:31:39,816
Now, get the fuck out my house.

524
00:31:51,732 --> 00:31:54,797
Ugh.

525
00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:59,369
Hey, dude.

526
00:31:59,374 --> 00:32:01,707
Never mix tequila and Merlot.

527
00:32:07,473 --> 00:32:08,722
_

528
00:32:15,831 --> 00:32:18,362
You wanna try that on?

529
00:32:18,367 --> 00:32:20,331
I don't know, perhaps.

530
00:32:20,336 --> 00:32:23,200
I'm looking to create
an entirely new closet,

531
00:32:23,205 --> 00:32:24,902
a whole new look.

532
00:32:24,907 --> 00:32:25,970
New guy in your life?

533
00:32:25,975 --> 00:32:28,205
Mm, no, I like to play the field,

534
00:32:28,210 --> 00:32:30,174
preferably with multiple players.

535
00:32:31,246 --> 00:32:33,476
I left my husband a few winters ago.

536
00:32:33,481 --> 00:32:35,715
Left him in pieces on the beach.

537
00:32:37,218 --> 00:32:38,648
Just kidding.

538
00:32:38,653 --> 00:32:40,717
I killed my last boyfriend.

539
00:32:40,722 --> 00:32:43,719
He could bang me pretty good,
but he was boring as fuck.

540
00:32:43,724 --> 00:32:45,354
So I drank him dry and burned the body.

541
00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:48,492
How long you been on the pill?

542
00:32:48,497 --> 00:32:50,627
Two years. You?

543
00:32:50,632 --> 00:32:51,961
Couple of months.

544
00:32:51,966 --> 00:32:53,429
What's motivating the new look?

545
00:32:53,434 --> 00:32:55,498
I always thought that a
woman should pick a look

546
00:32:55,503 --> 00:32:58,001
before she turns 40 and stick with it.

547
00:32:58,006 --> 00:33:00,470
For men, it's 50. And I did that.

548
00:33:00,475 --> 00:33:02,872
But lately I've been thinking
that that's a rule

549
00:33:02,877 --> 00:33:04,741
for people with no second act.

550
00:33:04,746 --> 00:33:07,043
I've published six
"New York Times" best sellers

551
00:33:07,048 --> 00:33:08,544
in the past two years,

552
00:33:08,549 --> 00:33:10,509
one that was turned
into a film franchise.

553
00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:13,248
"The Heart is the Bitterest Root",

554
00:33:13,253 --> 00:33:14,917
I love those movies.

555
00:33:14,922 --> 00:33:16,485
What about you, dear?

556
00:33:16,490 --> 00:33:18,653
How does your little black
pill-driven greatness

557
00:33:18,658 --> 00:33:20,389
express itself?

558
00:33:20,394 --> 00:33:21,991
Tattoos.

559
00:33:21,996 --> 00:33:24,292
And these.

560
00:33:24,297 --> 00:33:26,628
Oh, my! How convenient.

561
00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:28,263
I must have a set!

562
00:33:28,268 --> 00:33:29,532
I can arrange that.

563
00:33:29,537 --> 00:33:31,369
Step into my office.

564
00:33:32,606 --> 00:33:34,803
After, we can give you
a wardrobe makeover.

565
00:33:34,808 --> 00:33:36,371
Mm, I'm belle of the ball.

566
00:33:56,396 --> 00:33:57,692
$5 cover.

567
00:33:57,697 --> 00:34:00,262
It's drag night. We gotta
pay the performers.

568
00:34:04,871 --> 00:34:06,401
Wanna check my ID?

569
00:34:06,406 --> 00:34:09,237
Nah. You're good.

570
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,895
Thank you! We're gonna
take a short break

571
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,795
before our next performer!

572
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,231
Drag is an art form.

573
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,632
I am a professional.

574
00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:34,367
You three...

575
00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:35,802
straight boys in bad wigs.

576
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,270
Pfft!

577
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,872
You know, men have been
performing in women's clothing

578
00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:41,307
since the time of the Greeks.

579
00:34:41,312 --> 00:34:44,210
You all just appropriated it
for gay culture.

580
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,012
Speak for yourself, dude.

581
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,481
I don't give two shits who's
appropriate or not appropriate.

582
00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:51,184
All I know is, I can make more
doin' this than painting houses

583
00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:52,786
or stealing from my grandmother.

584
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,687
My problem with you is,

585
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:56,688
you're the ugliest fuckin'
woman I ever seen.

586
00:34:56,693 --> 00:35:00,793
And your drag name is awful.

587
00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:02,261
Patty O'Furniture.

588
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,428
That's an awesome name.

589
00:35:03,433 --> 00:35:04,997
And why in the hell do you think people

590
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:07,099
want to be thinkin'
of some suburban deck chair

591
00:35:07,104 --> 00:35:08,700
while you perform for them?

592
00:35:08,705 --> 00:35:10,602
Look at me!

593
00:35:10,607 --> 00:35:12,805
I'm Crystal Decanter.

594
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:15,841
I ooze elegance and shine.

595
00:35:15,846 --> 00:35:17,177
I don't know why y'all
are tryin' to read him

596
00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:18,810
when y'all are just as bad as he is,

597
00:35:18,815 --> 00:35:19,845
probably worse.

598
00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:23,215
Next up, Patty O'Furniture.

599
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:24,320
Oh, fuck my life.

600
00:35:24,325 --> 00:35:26,625
Don't even try to upstage me, asswipe.

601
00:35:28,058 --> 00:35:29,887
What a loser.

602
00:35:29,892 --> 00:35:31,690
Boo!

603
00:35:31,695 --> 00:35:33,625
- Break a nail, whore.
- Yeah.

604
00:35:33,630 --> 00:35:35,394
The only thing
he's gonna break is his heels.

605
00:35:35,398 --> 00:35:38,763
- Loser.
- Ugh, girrrl.

606
00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,010
# Cold late night #

607
00:35:52,015 --> 00:35:53,277
# So long ago #

608
00:35:53,282 --> 00:35:55,613
# When I was not so strong, you know #

609
00:35:55,618 --> 00:35:56,914
# A pretty man came to me #

610
00:35:56,919 --> 00:35:58,483
- Boo, boo!
- Awful!

611
00:35:58,488 --> 00:35:59,984
# Never seen eyes so blue #

612
00:35:59,989 --> 00:36:02,953
# You know I could not
run away, it seemed #

613
00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:04,988
# We'd seen each other in a dream #

614
00:36:04,993 --> 00:36:07,358
# Seemed like he knew me #

615
00:36:07,363 --> 00:36:11,568
# He looked right through me, yeah #

616
00:36:11,573 --> 00:36:13,573
Go, girlfriend!

617
00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:18,875
# "Come on home, girl",
he said with a smile #

618
00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:21,705
# "You don't have to love me yet #

619
00:36:21,710 --> 00:36:22,840
# Let's get high awhile" #

620
00:36:22,845 --> 00:36:24,007
You suck!

621
00:36:24,012 --> 00:36:26,076
# But try to understand #

622
00:36:26,081 --> 00:36:29,040
# Try to understand #

623
00:36:29,045 --> 00:36:33,250
# Oh, oh-oh #

624
00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:35,551
# Try #

625
00:36:35,556 --> 00:36:38,153
# Try to understand #

626
00:36:38,158 --> 00:36:41,491
# Try, try, try to understand #

627
00:36:41,496 --> 00:36:44,126
Loser!

628
00:36:44,131 --> 00:36:46,295
# He's a magic man #

629
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:48,130
# Oh, yeah #

630
00:36:48,135 --> 00:36:50,633
# Ooh #

631
00:36:50,638 --> 00:36:54,643
# He got the magic hands #

632
00:36:55,476 --> 00:36:58,408
# He's a magic man #

633
00:36:58,413 --> 00:37:00,610
# Yeah #

634
00:37:00,615 --> 00:37:04,683
# Oh, oh #

635
00:37:23,102 --> 00:37:24,165
What is it?

636
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:25,801
Does it matter?

637
00:37:25,806 --> 00:37:28,907
Goes down easy and gets you high.

638
00:37:31,010 --> 00:37:33,575
Uh-huh.

639
00:37:38,017 --> 00:37:40,381
You don't belong in here...

640
00:37:40,386 --> 00:37:42,717
doing this...

641
00:37:42,722 --> 00:37:44,652
dressed like that.

642
00:37:44,657 --> 00:37:47,120
I've got a nose for talent.

643
00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:49,156
Why is a young man of your gifts

644
00:37:49,161 --> 00:37:50,624
lip-synching in drag

645
00:37:50,629 --> 00:37:53,727
on the cock tip of Cape Cod
in the winter?

646
00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:55,763
I'm a playwright.

647
00:37:55,768 --> 00:37:58,065
I sweet-talked the owner
of the playhouse in town

648
00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:59,934
into putting on one of my plays.

649
00:37:59,939 --> 00:38:02,369
I rented a place, I moved out here,

650
00:38:02,374 --> 00:38:06,173
I started casting,
and then the guy just...

651
00:38:06,178 --> 00:38:07,475
disappeared.

652
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,576
Not a trace of him.

653
00:38:08,581 --> 00:38:09,977
Oh.

654
00:38:09,982 --> 00:38:11,044
What'd he look like?

655
00:38:11,049 --> 00:38:14,081
Like, six feet tall, chubby,

656
00:38:14,086 --> 00:38:16,784
kind of red face all the time.

657
00:38:16,789 --> 00:38:18,818
Why, have you seen him?

658
00:38:26,498 --> 00:38:28,298
No.

659
00:38:31,903 --> 00:38:34,901
I'm doin' this drag thing
just to pay for food,

660
00:38:34,906 --> 00:38:36,672
pack of smokes.

661
00:38:38,243 --> 00:38:39,439
I'm bad at it.

662
00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:41,341
I know I'm bad at it.

663
00:38:41,346 --> 00:38:44,111
I just feel like an engine
that won't turn over.

664
00:38:44,116 --> 00:38:47,447
I just... I turn the key,
and I click, click, click,

665
00:38:47,452 --> 00:38:50,583
and I can't catch.

666
00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:58,124
What's that?

667
00:38:58,129 --> 00:39:01,927
It's your new starter switch.

668
00:39:01,932 --> 00:39:04,530
It's the highway to your true self.

669
00:39:07,671 --> 00:39:09,971
Fuck it.

670
00:39:36,934 --> 00:39:39,431
What did you give me?

671
00:39:39,436 --> 00:39:42,634
What do you feel?

672
00:39:42,639 --> 00:39:44,870
Unstoppable. Unafraid.

673
00:39:44,875 --> 00:39:47,806
Furious.

674
00:39:50,781 --> 00:39:52,777
And starving.

675
00:39:52,782 --> 00:39:54,312
Let's go get you fed

676
00:39:54,317 --> 00:39:57,448
and get a little revenge
at the same time.

677
00:39:59,622 --> 00:40:00,985
Yeah.

678
00:40:03,525 --> 00:40:06,123
All of these ladies
have found themselves

679
00:40:06,128 --> 00:40:08,525
in a dead heat for first.

680
00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:09,827
I would do so much better

681
00:40:09,832 --> 00:40:11,495
than all these bitches on this show.

682
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,664
Can we please watch something else?

683
00:40:13,669 --> 00:40:15,265
I told you straight boys,

684
00:40:15,270 --> 00:40:17,735
if you want makeup tips
from Ms. Crystal,

685
00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:21,939
you pay for the pizza, and we
watch what I wanna watch.

686
00:40:21,944 --> 00:40:23,273
I kind of like this show.

687
00:40:23,278 --> 00:40:25,042
High fuckin' drama, you know?

688
00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:27,012
Please put on a hockey game
before I start singin'

689
00:40:27,016 --> 00:40:28,912
"The Wizard of Oz"
and thinkin' about dick.

690
00:40:32,687 --> 00:40:34,651
Can we help you?

691
00:40:34,656 --> 00:40:36,453
If you're gonna make it
in this business,

692
00:40:36,457 --> 00:40:39,088
you might want to camp it up
a little bit more, sweetheart.

693
00:40:39,093 --> 00:40:41,190
Though I do like her wig.

694
00:40:41,195 --> 00:40:43,860
Oh, I'm not one of you.

695
00:40:43,865 --> 00:40:45,294
Ugh.

696
00:40:45,299 --> 00:40:48,197
Ugh, well, no wonder
you have no sparkle.

697
00:40:48,202 --> 00:40:50,399
Gettin' advice
from that sultan of snore.

698
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:52,171
Lock the door.

699
00:40:53,474 --> 00:40:54,938
Ah!

700
00:41:08,389 --> 00:41:09,818
Retreat!

701
00:41:14,695 --> 00:41:15,861
Hiyah!

702
00:41:17,532 --> 00:41:18,927
Ugh.

703
00:41:21,969 --> 00:41:23,932
You can't win 'em all.

704
00:41:23,937 --> 00:41:26,502
I'm full anyway.

705
00:41:26,507 --> 00:41:28,237
What do we do now?

706
00:41:28,242 --> 00:41:30,005
Now...

707
00:41:30,010 --> 00:41:31,106
we go write.

708
00:41:52,832 --> 00:41:55,233
Okay, it's okay.

709
00:41:57,737 --> 00:41:59,967
Okay.

710
00:42:01,648 --> 00:42:08,000
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