1 00:00:12,438 --> 00:00:14,438 _ 2 00:00:46,304 --> 00:00:50,304 _ 3 00:01:12,261 --> 00:01:15,226 _ 4 00:01:15,231 --> 00:01:17,131 _ 5 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:27,465 _ 6 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,824 Grande nonfat latte for Monica. 7 00:01:47,829 --> 00:01:50,127 Thanks. Uh, probably my last time. 8 00:01:50,132 --> 00:01:52,195 - I'm moving to New York next week. - Oh, my gosh, 9 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,064 we'll miss you. 10 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:55,069 Bye. 11 00:01:58,373 --> 00:02:00,570 ? It's a beautiful life ? 12 00:02:00,575 --> 00:02:02,072 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 13 00:02:02,077 --> 00:02:03,673 ? It's a beautiful life... ? 14 00:02:03,678 --> 00:02:05,143 All right. Here we go. Okay, ready? 15 00:02:05,147 --> 00:02:06,577 We'll start with our right foot. Good. 16 00:02:06,581 --> 00:02:08,044 ? It's a beautiful life... ? 17 00:02:08,049 --> 00:02:10,881 One more each side. Really make it count. 18 00:02:10,886 --> 00:02:12,618 Come on, Monica. 19 00:02:22,595 --> 00:02:24,595 _ 20 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,131 Where on God's green earth? 21 00:02:27,136 --> 00:02:28,899 I was working out. Jesus, Linda. 22 00:02:28,904 --> 00:02:31,870 Your discipline... you make me feel like a slob. 23 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,804 Listen, can you do lunch in an hour? 24 00:02:33,809 --> 00:02:37,141 - I'm in the middle of packing. - Monica, I have good news. 25 00:02:37,146 --> 00:02:39,143 I may have found a solution to our problem. 26 00:02:39,148 --> 00:02:41,346 - Really? - Let's meet in the food court, 27 00:02:41,351 --> 00:02:43,017 Pentagon City. 28 00:03:27,762 --> 00:03:29,962 Subject's arrived. 29 00:03:30,765 --> 00:03:32,462 Yeah. 30 00:03:47,382 --> 00:03:48,847 Hi. 31 00:03:53,987 --> 00:03:55,421 Thank you. 32 00:04:42,469 --> 00:04:45,133 Miss Lewinsky, we're agents with the Federal Bureau 33 00:04:45,138 --> 00:04:47,602 of Investigation authorized by the attorney general 34 00:04:47,607 --> 00:04:49,772 to investigate crimes committed in relation to 35 00:04:49,777 --> 00:04:52,273 - the Paula Jones lawsuit. - Linda? 36 00:04:52,278 --> 00:04:54,276 Miss Lewinski, you're in serious trouble. 37 00:04:54,281 --> 00:04:57,078 And we just want to talk to you. 38 00:04:57,083 --> 00:05:00,348 I-I can't talk to you without my attorney. 39 00:05:00,353 --> 00:05:02,083 That's fine, but you should know 40 00:05:02,088 --> 00:05:04,420 in that case, you may not be able to help yourself. 41 00:05:04,425 --> 00:05:06,589 Monica, they did the same thing to me. 42 00:05:06,594 --> 00:05:08,760 This is for your own good. 43 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,867 How about we speak somewhere more quiet? 44 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:06,283 _ 45 00:06:41,219 --> 00:06:45,221 Miss Lewinsky. Good afternoon. 46 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:49,755 Monica, my name is Mike Emmick. 47 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,691 I'm with the office of the independent counsel, 48 00:06:51,696 --> 00:06:53,025 Kenneth Starr. 49 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,464 Can we get her out of the room, please? 50 00:06:58,469 --> 00:07:00,036 - I mean, come on. - No. 51 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,533 Make her stay and watch. 52 00:07:04,237 --> 00:07:08,473 I want that treacherous bitch to see what she's done to me. 53 00:07:14,917 --> 00:07:17,917 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 54 00:07:22,195 --> 00:07:24,195 _ 55 00:07:42,017 --> 00:07:44,582 ... money that the Clintons invested, um, 56 00:07:44,587 --> 00:07:47,785 in land with another couple, James and Susan McDougal, 57 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:49,520 in 1978. 58 00:07:49,525 --> 00:07:52,957 The crux of it is, they had this land deal together... 59 00:07:52,962 --> 00:07:56,296 Allison, let's go. We're going to be late. 60 00:08:14,082 --> 00:08:15,549 Morning. 61 00:08:22,957 --> 00:08:24,388 Uh, staples. 62 00:08:24,393 --> 00:08:27,293 - It has a paper clip. - We use staples. 63 00:08:34,836 --> 00:08:37,867 Good morning. White House Counsel's Office. 64 00:08:37,872 --> 00:08:40,707 Yes, just one moment. I'll transfer you. 65 00:08:48,016 --> 00:08:50,714 My dinner tonight, move it to 8:00. 66 00:08:50,719 --> 00:08:52,749 Yes, Bernie, will do. 67 00:08:52,754 --> 00:08:55,318 Linda, can I ask you to mail these for me? 68 00:08:55,323 --> 00:08:57,090 - Of course. - _ 69 00:08:57,859 --> 00:08:59,925 Vince, are you seeing this? 70 00:09:03,764 --> 00:09:06,995 We're actually getting a day of good press. 71 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,002 - They love Ruth. - Good pick. 72 00:09:11,338 --> 00:09:12,368 Are you all right? 73 00:09:14,775 --> 00:09:17,807 We hit a home run for the president today. 74 00:09:17,812 --> 00:09:19,575 Stop worrying about the travel office. 75 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,580 Stop worrying about Whitewater. 76 00:10:06,892 --> 00:10:09,159 - Hello. - Good morning. 77 00:10:35,521 --> 00:10:38,019 Let me tell you one thing, Mrs. Bush would rather have 78 00:10:38,024 --> 00:10:41,087 been catheterized than used the communal ladies' room. 79 00:10:41,092 --> 00:10:43,589 I'm serious. What was she doing in there? 80 00:10:43,594 --> 00:10:45,324 Probably what everyone does. 81 00:10:45,329 --> 00:10:46,960 You're so hard on them. 82 00:10:46,965 --> 00:10:49,262 You only say that because your husband's a donor. 83 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:51,831 Linda, her office is on this floor where... 84 00:10:51,836 --> 00:10:54,701 I have to stop you. Listen to what you just said. 85 00:10:54,706 --> 00:10:56,736 As though that's not unbelievably disturbing 86 00:10:56,741 --> 00:11:00,807 in itself... the first lady's office in the West Wing. 87 00:11:00,812 --> 00:11:03,910 Well, how else is she gonna get close enough to Vince? 88 00:11:03,915 --> 00:11:06,913 - Oh, no. - A lot of people say it's true. 89 00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:08,648 Now, I'm in a position to know that 90 00:11:08,653 --> 00:11:10,653 Vince Foster is a man of integrity. 91 00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:15,824 If you'll excuse me, some of us have real jobs. 92 00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:20,392 It's breathtaking. 93 00:11:20,397 --> 00:11:23,696 - Your messages. - Oh, thank you. 94 00:11:23,701 --> 00:11:27,132 ... saying what's incompetence and what's deliberate... 95 00:11:27,137 --> 00:11:28,600 Need anything else? 96 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,235 We all know how liberals 97 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,805 over at The Washington Post will spin it. 98 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:36,241 But I keep saying, to anyone who will listen, 99 00:11:36,246 --> 00:11:39,812 all roads lead to Hillary Rodham Clinton. 100 00:11:39,817 --> 00:11:42,581 - Every time. Every single scandal... - Lunch? 101 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:44,151 ... seems to have her fingerprints all over it. 102 00:11:44,155 --> 00:11:45,555 Of course. 103 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,816 There you go. 104 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:20,888 Thought maybe you could use a treat. 105 00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:24,658 You're a kind person, Linda. 106 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,063 Mr. Nussbaum and his wife will be dining 107 00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:40,833 with Estelle Parsons of TV's Roseanne. 108 00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:44,236 So you'll have two VIPs at the table. 109 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,774 If you could... 110 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,498 Excellent. Thank you, Carlo. 111 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:51,769 It's always a pleasure working with you. 112 00:12:56,842 --> 00:13:00,007 Well, I left some M&Ms on the tray. 113 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,174 For you. 114 00:13:01,179 --> 00:13:03,914 Oh. Thank you. 115 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,349 I'll be back. 116 00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:50,830 _ 117 00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:47,872 A lot of money earned by our players in that first round. 118 00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:50,240 Let's see if they can keep it going in Double Jeopardy! 119 00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:54,747 Here we go... 120 00:15:56,484 --> 00:15:59,583 - CNN breaking news. - Good evening. 121 00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,185 We've just gotten word 122 00:16:01,189 --> 00:16:03,553 that a body found in Fort Marcy Park is that 123 00:16:03,558 --> 00:16:06,089 of Deputy White House Counsel Vincent Foster. 124 00:16:06,094 --> 00:16:08,291 Early reports indicating that this appears 125 00:16:08,296 --> 00:16:09,492 to have been a suicide. 126 00:16:09,497 --> 00:16:11,161 It's a busy scene right now. 127 00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,396 Investigators have been here for about four hours. 128 00:16:13,401 --> 00:16:15,265 Of course, details are extremely vague. 129 00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:17,734 We'll update you as soon as we get some new news. 130 00:16:17,739 --> 00:16:20,069 Thanks, Chris. Again, shocking news tonight, 131 00:16:20,074 --> 00:16:22,471 with the apparent suicide of Deputy White House Counsel 132 00:16:22,476 --> 00:16:23,673 Vince Foster. 133 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,341 Foster joined the Clinton administration 134 00:16:25,346 --> 00:16:26,710 just six months ago. 135 00:16:26,715 --> 00:16:28,777 - He was most recently linked... - No. 136 00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:30,842 ... to the White House travel office investigation. 137 00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:47,233 Good morning, gentlemen. 138 00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:49,865 Well, excuse me, but this is my office. 139 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:51,166 Yeah, she's okay. 140 00:16:51,171 --> 00:16:53,536 Thank you, excuse me. 141 00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:56,505 Linda, it's all just so awful. 142 00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:57,941 Someone's going to want to talk to me. 143 00:16:57,945 --> 00:16:59,376 - You should take the day off. - Bernie, 144 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:00,976 I was the last one to see him alive. 145 00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:03,545 - Of course. - Excuse me, where are you taking that? 146 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:05,247 W-What is he doing with that? 147 00:17:05,252 --> 00:17:06,448 - Linda. - Excuse me. 148 00:17:06,453 --> 00:17:07,815 - Sir? - Linda! 149 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,417 Excuse me, I'm talking to you. 150 00:17:09,422 --> 00:17:10,785 Who told you you could take that? 151 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,591 Bernie Nussbaum is who told me to take this. 152 00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:26,395 _ 153 00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:45,147 Yeah, I finally got him to go down for a nap. 154 00:17:45,152 --> 00:17:47,452 He's been fussin' all day. 155 00:17:49,356 --> 00:17:51,656 Yeah, I got it. 156 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:56,358 Well, what do you think? Steve sounded upset. 157 00:17:56,363 --> 00:17:57,992 I don't even think he read it. 158 00:18:07,174 --> 00:18:08,903 I gotta go. 159 00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:18,280 You okay? 160 00:18:18,285 --> 00:18:21,586 No, Paula, I'm not okay. Jesus. 161 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,757 I finally get an audition. 162 00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:31,993 Finally start feeling good about being here. 163 00:18:31,998 --> 00:18:33,828 Well, this doesn't take away your audition. 164 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,997 Feeling like I won't have to spend my life at the airline... 165 00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:37,299 God, how am I gonna go into work with this 166 00:18:37,303 --> 00:18:38,632 fucking thing floating around?! 167 00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:40,434 I never even heard of that magazine before. 168 00:18:40,439 --> 00:18:41,602 I bet nobody even read it. 169 00:18:41,607 --> 00:18:43,237 Saying that my wife 170 00:18:43,242 --> 00:18:45,473 went into a hotel room with Bill Clinton. 171 00:18:45,478 --> 00:18:47,720 And then afterwards, you went and told his trooper 172 00:18:47,725 --> 00:18:49,255 you wanted to be his girlfriend. 173 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:50,923 That is a lie and you know it. 174 00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:53,159 You went up to the hotel room. That part wasn't a lie. 175 00:18:53,164 --> 00:18:54,960 How many times are we gonna talk about this? 176 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:57,429 Everyone we know is gonna read this! 177 00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:59,200 About my wife! 178 00:19:00,003 --> 00:19:01,536 Hey. Hey. 179 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:11,409 We can fix this. 180 00:19:11,414 --> 00:19:14,048 We just got to show 'em what really happened. 181 00:19:17,087 --> 00:19:18,186 How? 182 00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:23,657 Deb knows a lawyer. He did her divorce. 183 00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:44,544 So then, uh, what's the real story? 184 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,979 Well, I was working the registration desk 185 00:19:48,984 --> 00:19:51,815 for the Quality Management conference in Little Rock. 186 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,684 Uh, Governor Clinton came through the lobby 187 00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:58,389 and one of his state troopers told me... 188 00:19:58,394 --> 00:20:00,757 "The governor would like to see you in his room". 189 00:20:00,762 --> 00:20:06,263 So I said, "Gosh, okay". And... 190 00:20:06,268 --> 00:20:09,168 I went up there. Then... 191 00:20:13,775 --> 00:20:18,374 Um, we were alone. Me and Clinton. 192 00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:20,544 And he said "hi" real friendly, 193 00:20:20,549 --> 00:20:22,479 uh, started complimenting me. 194 00:20:22,484 --> 00:20:24,881 Next thing I know, he's... 195 00:20:24,886 --> 00:20:27,550 getting real close, trying to kiss on me. 196 00:20:27,555 --> 00:20:31,387 So I went and sat on a sofa across the room, trying to... 197 00:20:31,392 --> 00:20:34,491 show him I'm not interested. 198 00:20:34,496 --> 00:20:36,228 But then... 199 00:20:37,332 --> 00:20:41,132 He comes in, sits right by me and... 200 00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:46,705 That's... that's when I saw... 201 00:20:51,345 --> 00:20:53,111 Saw what? 202 00:20:55,549 --> 00:20:58,316 He'd taken it out, his... 203 00:20:59,587 --> 00:21:01,817 ... uh, his business, right-right out, 204 00:21:01,822 --> 00:21:03,889 right out in the air. 205 00:21:04,692 --> 00:21:05,958 Um... 206 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:12,230 And then he asked me to kiss it. 207 00:21:15,201 --> 00:21:16,330 What'd you do? 208 00:21:16,335 --> 00:21:18,466 I said no; I'm not that kind of girl. 209 00:21:18,471 --> 00:21:21,769 And he said "okay", and I walked right out. 210 00:21:21,774 --> 00:21:24,372 I'm from Lonoke. My daddy was a preacher. 211 00:21:24,377 --> 00:21:27,374 I am not going around to Quality Management conferences 212 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:29,310 - giving out oral sex. - Okay. 213 00:21:29,315 --> 00:21:31,413 - Roger that. - I am disgusted. 214 00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:34,782 I am upset and I want an apology. 215 00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:38,887 W-Well, now, the magazine was clever about 216 00:21:38,892 --> 00:21:40,655 - avoiding your last name. - No, 217 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:43,224 I want an apology from him. 218 00:21:43,229 --> 00:21:45,295 The president? 219 00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:51,197 And we'd like a role on Designing Women for Steve. 220 00:21:51,202 --> 00:21:54,500 Yeah, I could be like a-a love interest for Delta Burke. 221 00:21:54,505 --> 00:21:56,403 You know? Maybe they could bring me back 222 00:21:56,408 --> 00:21:57,938 if the chemistry is good. 223 00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,541 I don't know if you saw the film Mystery Train, 224 00:22:00,546 --> 00:22:02,709 but Steve played the role of Elvis. 225 00:22:02,714 --> 00:22:05,645 He's a very talented actor and we know that 226 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:08,218 the Clintons are friends with the couple that make that show. 227 00:22:09,254 --> 00:22:11,785 Uh... o-okay. 228 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,820 I suppose, uh, legally speaking, 229 00:22:14,825 --> 00:22:19,659 this is a, uh, women's harassment scenario. 230 00:22:19,664 --> 00:22:20,760 That's right. 231 00:22:20,765 --> 00:22:24,467 So, can you help us? 232 00:22:25,836 --> 00:22:28,668 I ain't tough enough to sue the president of the United States. 233 00:22:28,673 --> 00:22:30,970 I'm gonna be honest with y'all about that, but... 234 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:34,206 maybe if we get some attention on you, 235 00:22:34,211 --> 00:22:36,676 his people'll settle quick to keep us quiet. 236 00:22:36,681 --> 00:22:38,914 You all right with some attention? 237 00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:50,255 Bernie, this has ruined his trip to the Ukraine. 238 00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:53,191 It's the Ukraine... what's the best thing that could happen? 239 00:22:53,196 --> 00:22:54,627 Do you not see that we're paralyzed? 240 00:22:54,631 --> 00:22:56,829 We can't pass a bill. We can't even get a health care hearing. 241 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:57,862 Come on, George. 242 00:22:57,867 --> 00:22:59,331 We have one way out of this 243 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,000 and you're telling him not to take it. 244 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,367 I know you have an impressive 13 months of experience here 245 00:23:03,372 --> 00:23:05,238 in town, but, George, I lived through Watergate. 246 00:23:05,242 --> 00:23:06,772 Appointing an independent counsel 247 00:23:06,777 --> 00:23:08,173 is not a way out of anything. 248 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:11,609 He did nothing wrong. We appoint one and this is over 249 00:23:11,614 --> 00:23:13,546 - in six months. - No, we appoint one, and that person 250 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:15,880 is under enormous pressure to come up with something. 251 00:23:15,885 --> 00:23:17,982 Whitewater will just be the beginning. 252 00:23:17,987 --> 00:23:18,987 They can't just... 253 00:23:18,992 --> 00:23:21,018 They will not stop until they find a crime. 254 00:23:21,023 --> 00:23:23,488 Do you understand? They will not stop! 255 00:23:23,493 --> 00:23:25,222 He appoints an independent counsel, 256 00:23:25,227 --> 00:23:26,927 it destroys his presidency. 257 00:23:42,478 --> 00:23:43,777 You hear that? 258 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,613 If they appoint an independent counsel, I will have to testify. 259 00:23:48,618 --> 00:23:49,618 You'll be okay. 260 00:23:49,623 --> 00:23:52,221 Oh, Kathleen, I saw them moving files. 261 00:23:52,226 --> 00:23:53,917 So just say that. 262 00:23:53,922 --> 00:23:55,855 I'm in the eye of a hurricane. 263 00:23:57,025 --> 00:23:58,755 What are you doing? 264 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,223 They told me to restock the pens. 265 00:24:00,228 --> 00:24:03,226 Oh, God. Will you not just ask the president 266 00:24:03,231 --> 00:24:05,495 - for a real job? - I don't know him that well. 267 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,597 - Oh... - I'm just a donor's wife. 268 00:24:07,602 --> 00:24:10,733 Oh, please. Every Monday I have to hear about 269 00:24:10,738 --> 00:24:13,370 how you talked to him at some chichi fundraiser. 270 00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:15,772 While I've been sitting home alone, watching paint dry. 271 00:24:15,777 --> 00:24:18,741 Well, we've discussed this. You need to get back out there. 272 00:24:18,746 --> 00:24:21,278 Yeah, me at a singles bar. They'll be lining up. 273 00:24:21,283 --> 00:24:23,181 - You're so hard on yourself. - Well, I don't have time 274 00:24:23,185 --> 00:24:24,414 with all the chaos here. 275 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:26,683 Bernie is a basket case, I need a lawyer, 276 00:24:26,688 --> 00:24:29,117 and you will not believe the meeting I just agreed to. 277 00:24:29,122 --> 00:24:30,219 What? 278 00:24:30,224 --> 00:24:32,188 Well, someone told me that the best way 279 00:24:32,193 --> 00:24:34,456 to protect myself is to write a book. 280 00:24:34,461 --> 00:24:37,396 Really? How exciting. 281 00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:41,366 It's strategic, Kathleen. 282 00:24:46,674 --> 00:24:51,207 I'm not going to that. Uh-uh. My client has a book party. 283 00:24:51,212 --> 00:24:54,243 Besides, last time I was in a room with Lady Bird Johnson, 284 00:24:54,248 --> 00:24:57,346 she tried to push me down a flight of stairs. Ha! 285 00:24:57,351 --> 00:25:00,048 Did I say I didn't deserve it? 286 00:25:00,053 --> 00:25:01,550 Oh, gotta go. 287 00:25:01,555 --> 00:25:04,623 I think I see my 4:00. 288 00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:07,025 Ah. 289 00:25:08,795 --> 00:25:10,494 So... 290 00:25:13,466 --> 00:25:14,896 Was it murder? 291 00:25:14,901 --> 00:25:17,032 Oh, no. I have no reason to believe that. 292 00:25:17,037 --> 00:25:18,934 But he was sleeping with Hillary. 293 00:25:18,939 --> 00:25:21,536 Vince Foster was a faithful husband 294 00:25:21,541 --> 00:25:23,772 who tragically committed suicide. 295 00:25:23,777 --> 00:25:25,573 It was very sad. 296 00:25:25,578 --> 00:25:29,377 Huh. You know, sad doesn't sell books. 297 00:25:29,382 --> 00:25:32,114 I'm sorry, ma'am, this is a nonsmoking section. 298 00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,216 Oh, fantastic. 299 00:25:34,221 --> 00:25:37,952 The whole earth is becoming Berkeley, California. 300 00:25:37,957 --> 00:25:42,022 So, what can you give me? 301 00:25:42,027 --> 00:25:44,261 Well... 302 00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:46,927 There's the president. 303 00:25:46,932 --> 00:25:48,896 Let me guess. 304 00:25:48,901 --> 00:25:50,597 There's this cute little blonde. 305 00:25:50,602 --> 00:25:52,732 She was a stewardess on his campaign plane 306 00:25:52,737 --> 00:25:54,835 and it appears that someone deemed that 307 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,938 sufficient experience for a job in the West Wing. 308 00:25:57,943 --> 00:25:59,476 What's her name? 309 00:26:02,214 --> 00:26:04,145 If you're doing this, dear, you're doing it. 310 00:26:04,150 --> 00:26:05,379 That means names. 311 00:26:05,384 --> 00:26:07,547 - I can use a pseudonym. - Linda. 312 00:26:07,552 --> 00:26:11,017 I sold Kitty Kelley books, till she went fucking nuts on me. 313 00:26:11,022 --> 00:26:13,820 Worst client I ever had, but she was big. 314 00:26:13,825 --> 00:26:17,823 Nancy Reagan, unauthorized; Liz Taylor, unauthorized. 315 00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:22,862 Everyone read those. Point is, I do big books. 316 00:26:22,867 --> 00:26:25,965 Some little anonymous something that no one will care about? 317 00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:28,334 That's not why I'm here. 318 00:26:28,339 --> 00:26:32,906 What I Saw in the White House by Linda Tripp. 319 00:26:32,911 --> 00:26:35,377 That's why I'm here. 320 00:26:37,481 --> 00:26:40,679 - Thank you. - My job in the West Wing 321 00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:42,618 is very important to me. 322 00:26:44,087 --> 00:26:45,884 There's real money on the table. 323 00:26:45,889 --> 00:26:47,489 I'd be fired. 324 00:26:48,959 --> 00:26:50,423 I have two kids. 325 00:26:50,428 --> 00:26:52,928 I'm talking six figures if you strike now. 326 00:26:54,332 --> 00:26:55,464 Think about it. 327 00:26:57,435 --> 00:27:00,132 Though you should know, you're not my only meeting today. 328 00:27:00,137 --> 00:27:01,701 This week is CPAC. 329 00:27:01,706 --> 00:27:04,437 There's a whole horde of Clinton haters in town 330 00:27:04,442 --> 00:27:05,938 and they've all got a book. 331 00:27:05,943 --> 00:27:07,773 Bimbos, ex-troopers. 332 00:27:07,778 --> 00:27:09,542 Half of Arkansas is here. 333 00:27:09,547 --> 00:27:12,778 You might have noticed a certain Kmart spirit in the air. 334 00:27:14,719 --> 00:27:17,982 I live like I got nothing to lose, Linda. 335 00:27:17,987 --> 00:27:20,355 I recommend it. 336 00:27:26,028 --> 00:27:28,259 I've never even heard of this CPAC. 337 00:27:28,264 --> 00:27:29,761 Oh, it's big. 338 00:27:29,766 --> 00:27:32,129 Each year they gather the best conservative minds 339 00:27:32,134 --> 00:27:34,696 in the country to opine on the issues. 340 00:27:34,701 --> 00:27:36,701 _ 341 00:27:46,571 --> 00:27:48,789 _ 342 00:27:50,487 --> 00:27:51,983 Baby, did you bring the credit card? 343 00:27:51,988 --> 00:27:55,322 - Why? - 'Cause we gotta buy all this shit. 344 00:27:56,021 --> 00:27:57,421 _ 345 00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:01,259 My client, Paula Jones, has come to Washington today 346 00:28:01,264 --> 00:28:05,162 to share what really happened on May 8, 1991, 347 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:08,299 when Bill Clinton interrupted her workday 348 00:28:08,304 --> 00:28:10,334 and invited her to a private room. 349 00:28:10,339 --> 00:28:13,003 Today I can reveal that in that room, 350 00:28:13,008 --> 00:28:16,040 the governor made unwanted sexual advances, 351 00:28:16,045 --> 00:28:18,209 each of which Mrs. Jones rebuffed. 352 00:28:18,214 --> 00:28:19,777 Let me say, 353 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:23,547 she is not here today to satisfy any prurient interests. 354 00:28:23,552 --> 00:28:25,181 Out of respect for the first family 355 00:28:25,186 --> 00:28:27,017 and for what Mrs. Jones has been through, 356 00:28:27,022 --> 00:28:29,119 she will not be getting into any descriptions 357 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,154 of what happened in the room. 358 00:28:31,159 --> 00:28:32,322 - What? - Wait a minute. 359 00:28:32,327 --> 00:28:33,656 - What? - What are we here for? 360 00:28:33,661 --> 00:28:35,325 Now I open the floor to questions. 361 00:28:35,330 --> 00:28:36,459 What happened? 362 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,594 Did you have anything to drink? 363 00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:41,298 One at a time, please. 364 00:28:43,538 --> 00:28:44,969 Why did you wait to come forward? 365 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,803 Did you have anything to drink? 366 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,572 Did you have a good time with him? 367 00:28:48,576 --> 00:28:50,040 What happened in that room? I mean, 368 00:28:50,045 --> 00:28:51,275 that's what we're here for, right? 369 00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:52,875 Was there touching? 370 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,915 - What did the governor do? - Bill Clinton... 371 00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:01,650 ... presented himself to me in a very unprofessional manner. 372 00:29:01,655 --> 00:29:05,988 I would call it... sexual harassment. 373 00:29:05,993 --> 00:29:07,356 Did he touch you? 374 00:29:07,361 --> 00:29:10,559 I will leave that... I-I will not speak on that. 375 00:29:10,564 --> 00:29:11,727 Did he expose himself? 376 00:29:11,732 --> 00:29:14,900 - I can't speak on that. - Well, what can you tell us? 377 00:29:19,173 --> 00:29:22,204 It is wrong that... 378 00:29:22,209 --> 00:29:24,039 a woman can't not... 379 00:29:24,044 --> 00:29:26,908 a woman can't work in the workplace, 380 00:29:26,913 --> 00:29:29,044 be harassed, um... 381 00:29:29,049 --> 00:29:30,545 by a figure that high. 382 00:29:30,550 --> 00:29:32,614 You say workplace, 383 00:29:32,619 --> 00:29:35,619 but you and the governor were in a private hotel room, correct? 384 00:29:36,722 --> 00:29:38,786 Why did you agree to go up there? 385 00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:41,355 I just thought the governor wants to see me. 386 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,857 That-That's an honor. 387 00:29:44,430 --> 00:29:49,263 So you expected what? A meeting on state affairs? 388 00:29:53,639 --> 00:29:56,304 Well, I don't know, but I-I know that he shouldn't 389 00:29:56,309 --> 00:29:58,473 have brought me up there for that and he needs 390 00:29:58,478 --> 00:30:01,376 to apologize for-for what he did. 391 00:30:01,381 --> 00:30:03,711 You still haven't said what he did. 392 00:30:03,716 --> 00:30:07,217 He asked you to have sex with him, yes? 393 00:30:09,554 --> 00:30:12,452 - A type of sex. - Uh, what type? 394 00:30:12,457 --> 00:30:15,989 Just so I understand, we've all been called here 395 00:30:15,994 --> 00:30:17,957 to this big press conference about something 396 00:30:17,962 --> 00:30:19,493 Bill Clinton did to her, 397 00:30:19,498 --> 00:30:22,262 but she basically won't say a single thing he did. 398 00:30:22,267 --> 00:30:26,400 I-I appreciate your concern, but as I said, 399 00:30:26,405 --> 00:30:28,568 Paula is not going to be giving a blow-by-blow. 400 00:30:28,573 --> 00:30:30,737 Okay. Come on, now. 401 00:30:30,742 --> 00:30:33,473 All right, all right, enough, enough; I have a question. 402 00:30:33,478 --> 00:30:35,875 This sexual act he wanted, 403 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:40,013 was it something that you could perform 404 00:30:40,018 --> 00:30:42,148 without taking your clothes off? 405 00:30:42,153 --> 00:30:44,849 We're not getting into that. 406 00:30:44,854 --> 00:30:45,952 - Last few questions. - Did he expose himself? 407 00:30:45,956 --> 00:30:47,420 - Who paid your way here? - Did you vote for him? 408 00:30:47,424 --> 00:30:49,021 One at a time. 409 00:30:49,026 --> 00:30:50,756 I'll just be direct. 410 00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:54,796 Did the governor ask you to perform fellatio? 411 00:30:57,901 --> 00:31:00,832 Um, what is fellatio? 412 00:31:02,206 --> 00:31:04,402 - Okay, no more questions. - Unbelievable. 413 00:31:04,407 --> 00:31:06,705 Hold on a second. 414 00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:10,245 Wow. Nothing. Nothing. All right, then. 415 00:31:28,734 --> 00:31:30,998 ? With so much drama in the LBC ? 416 00:31:31,003 --> 00:31:33,568 ? It's kind of hard being Snoop D-O-double-G ? 417 00:31:33,573 --> 00:31:34,635 ? But I, somehow... ? 418 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,438 Excuse me. Thank you. 419 00:31:37,443 --> 00:31:39,707 ? Like every single day, may I... ? 420 00:31:39,712 --> 00:31:41,409 Kathleen? 421 00:31:41,414 --> 00:31:43,111 Do you have lipstick? 422 00:31:43,116 --> 00:31:44,580 ? Make a few ends as I bre... ? 423 00:31:44,584 --> 00:31:47,114 Kathleen, what happened? 424 00:31:47,119 --> 00:31:48,449 I did what you said. 425 00:31:48,454 --> 00:31:52,320 - I asked Bill for a job. - And? 426 00:31:52,325 --> 00:31:54,358 And he kissed me. 427 00:31:58,063 --> 00:31:59,327 What did you do? 428 00:31:59,332 --> 00:32:01,663 It happened so fast. Suddenly his aide 429 00:32:01,668 --> 00:32:03,731 was knocking on the door we were up against. 430 00:32:03,736 --> 00:32:06,834 - Kathleen. - And then it-it stopped and I-I rushed out. 431 00:32:06,839 --> 00:32:08,869 - Through the Oval? - Linda. 432 00:32:08,874 --> 00:32:10,240 I need to speak with you. 433 00:32:19,418 --> 00:32:21,181 I'm handing in my resignation 434 00:32:21,186 --> 00:32:23,420 and I wanted to let you know that. 435 00:32:26,892 --> 00:32:29,059 What's going to happen to me? 436 00:32:31,463 --> 00:32:33,496 I don't know. 437 00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:48,141 ... presented himself to me in a very unprofessional manner. 438 00:32:48,146 --> 00:32:52,145 I would call it... sexual harassment. 439 00:32:52,150 --> 00:32:54,080 - Oh, dear. - Did he touch you? 440 00:32:54,085 --> 00:32:55,881 The hair. 441 00:32:55,886 --> 00:32:57,983 I will not speak on that. 442 00:32:57,988 --> 00:33:00,686 - Did he expose himself? - I can't speak on that. 443 00:33:00,691 --> 00:33:03,556 - Coulter, who sent you this? - George Conway. 444 00:33:03,561 --> 00:33:05,158 You think she could be the one? 445 00:33:05,163 --> 00:33:08,093 - Certainly needs media training. - Don't care about media. 446 00:33:08,098 --> 00:33:09,262 Just need her to sue. 447 00:33:09,267 --> 00:33:11,097 We want him under oath. 448 00:33:11,102 --> 00:33:12,398 Why? 449 00:33:12,403 --> 00:33:15,568 - ... in the workplace... - Because he's Bill Clinton. 450 00:33:15,573 --> 00:33:17,170 He'll lie. 451 00:33:17,175 --> 00:33:18,871 You say workplace, 452 00:33:18,876 --> 00:33:20,107 but you and the governor were in a private... 453 00:33:20,111 --> 00:33:23,276 - Who is she working with? - That guy. 454 00:33:23,281 --> 00:33:26,044 I just thought the governor wants to see me. 455 00:33:26,049 --> 00:33:28,213 Let's get her some real lawyers. 456 00:33:29,994 --> 00:33:33,228 _ 457 00:33:34,057 --> 00:33:36,688 Good news: we have direct relationships 458 00:33:36,693 --> 00:33:38,156 with the president's lawyers. 459 00:33:38,161 --> 00:33:40,061 We're going to get you your apology. 460 00:33:41,365 --> 00:33:43,495 We can't tell you how much we appreciate y'all 461 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,130 reaching out to take this over. 462 00:33:45,135 --> 00:33:46,531 Happy to help. 463 00:33:46,536 --> 00:33:48,233 Now, I have to tell you, 464 00:33:48,238 --> 00:33:50,469 they may not want to do this the easy way. 465 00:33:50,474 --> 00:33:54,242 In that case, we should be ready to go down a different path. 466 00:33:55,445 --> 00:33:58,209 - What kind of path? - Your sexual harassment claim 467 00:33:58,214 --> 00:34:00,812 has a three-year statute of limitations. 468 00:34:00,817 --> 00:34:03,815 That's this Friday, which means you have about 469 00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:06,421 80 hours left to sue the president. 470 00:34:07,323 --> 00:34:09,987 Well, but I just want an apology. 471 00:34:09,992 --> 00:34:13,224 I know. I think, to get one, 472 00:34:13,229 --> 00:34:15,026 you might have to file a lawsuit. 473 00:34:15,031 --> 00:34:16,297 We're not afraid of that. 474 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:22,704 Look, if they're smart, they'll settle. 475 00:34:25,408 --> 00:34:28,706 Before we talk to them, anything else we should know? 476 00:34:28,711 --> 00:34:31,975 I think Paula has been plenty open with us. 477 00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:35,982 Oh, yeah, just-just curious if there's anything else. 478 00:34:37,318 --> 00:34:38,752 Like what? 479 00:34:41,657 --> 00:34:45,122 I can draw it, his... 480 00:34:45,127 --> 00:34:46,593 area. 481 00:35:37,144 --> 00:35:39,775 It takes a dramatic turn. 482 00:35:54,661 --> 00:35:58,126 I have an idea about my situation. 483 00:35:58,131 --> 00:36:00,962 You want a job; I want to keep my job; 484 00:36:00,967 --> 00:36:05,266 you have connections; I have experience... so how about this? 485 00:36:05,271 --> 00:36:07,201 You get us a meeting with the incoming 486 00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:10,505 White House counsel and I tell them to hire us both. 487 00:36:10,510 --> 00:36:12,610 Package deal. 488 00:36:13,513 --> 00:36:15,709 Oh. That's a neat idea. 489 00:36:21,987 --> 00:36:24,384 My secretary Cheryl 490 00:36:24,389 --> 00:36:26,787 tells me that you'd like to stay on 491 00:36:26,792 --> 00:36:29,823 in the counsel's office after we take over. 492 00:36:29,828 --> 00:36:31,525 Is that correct? 493 00:36:31,530 --> 00:36:32,826 I bet it's been wonderful 494 00:36:32,831 --> 00:36:34,327 working for dear Bernie Nussbaum. 495 00:36:34,332 --> 00:36:36,797 Mr. Cutler, first of all, let me say thank you 496 00:36:36,802 --> 00:36:38,002 for meeting with us. 497 00:36:38,007 --> 00:36:39,733 Now, a little bit about me. 498 00:36:39,738 --> 00:36:41,669 I'm a multi-decade veteran 499 00:36:41,674 --> 00:36:43,937 of the civil service, having worked at the highest levels 500 00:36:43,942 --> 00:36:47,307 of the executive and military, including a stint at Fort Bragg, 501 00:36:47,312 --> 00:36:50,543 during which I had top secret clearance working for a division 502 00:36:50,548 --> 00:36:53,412 of the Army so classified, it technically doesn't exist. 503 00:36:53,417 --> 00:36:55,250 So Delta Force. 504 00:36:56,855 --> 00:36:59,121 I can neither confirm nor deny. 505 00:37:00,091 --> 00:37:02,588 But what I can say is this, 506 00:37:02,593 --> 00:37:05,424 Kathleen and I will ensure that the counsel's office 507 00:37:05,429 --> 00:37:09,495 undergoes a seamless changeover from Mr. Nussbaum to you. 508 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,330 Why is it you want to stay? 509 00:37:11,335 --> 00:37:15,968 Well, we feel... we both feel that we can be very helpful. 510 00:37:15,973 --> 00:37:18,337 We possess institutional knowledge. 511 00:37:18,342 --> 00:37:20,173 I was speaking to my former colleague 512 00:37:20,178 --> 00:37:22,074 James Schaefer recently. 513 00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:23,878 I'm sure you know James. 514 00:37:25,615 --> 00:37:29,281 Well, under President Bush, James was special assistant 515 00:37:29,286 --> 00:37:31,516 to the deputy assistant for Public Liaison, 516 00:37:31,521 --> 00:37:34,853 working alongside my dear friend Tony Snow, 517 00:37:34,858 --> 00:37:37,322 with whom I imagine you are familiar. 518 00:37:37,327 --> 00:37:40,461 Tony Snow from Rush Limbaugh? 519 00:37:41,531 --> 00:37:44,696 James pointed out that one of my strengths 520 00:37:44,701 --> 00:37:47,332 is my high level of comfort in the West Wing environment. 521 00:37:47,337 --> 00:37:50,368 I can help you navigate the, uh, complex, 522 00:37:50,373 --> 00:37:52,771 difficult personalities of this administration... 523 00:37:52,776 --> 00:37:55,673 and fingers crossed... we'll have a little less turbulence 524 00:37:55,678 --> 00:37:56,741 under your leadership. 525 00:37:56,746 --> 00:37:59,276 I don't know if you know Mr. Nussbaum, 526 00:37:59,281 --> 00:38:02,716 but he's not always the most organized. 527 00:38:05,988 --> 00:38:08,552 Bernie's a wonderful lawyer. 528 00:38:08,557 --> 00:38:11,088 Oh, of course, absolutely. 529 00:38:11,093 --> 00:38:12,743 I always thought he was so nice. 530 00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:14,525 Kathleen would drop in to our suite on occasion. 531 00:38:14,529 --> 00:38:18,829 Oh, Lloyd, we should get back. You have that call. 532 00:38:18,834 --> 00:38:21,932 - Sorry to have to wrap up. - Uh, not at all. 533 00:38:21,937 --> 00:38:24,501 Is there anything else that would be helpful to know? 534 00:38:24,506 --> 00:38:27,541 We'll certainly do our best. 535 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:41,050 That you'd made a drawing of the president's genital area 536 00:38:41,055 --> 00:38:43,486 certainly gave his lawyers pause. 537 00:38:43,491 --> 00:38:45,357 Very helpful. 538 00:38:47,695 --> 00:38:53,162 But ultimately, talking to them even late into last night, 539 00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:55,367 we can't come to terms. 540 00:39:00,474 --> 00:39:05,240 So, Paula, we're down to our last few hours. 541 00:39:05,245 --> 00:39:06,875 You have a decision to make. 542 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,613 Is there anything in your past you don't want coming out? 543 00:39:10,618 --> 00:39:13,852 Anything at all? Because it will. 544 00:39:15,223 --> 00:39:16,722 There's nothing. 545 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,697 Baby girl. 546 00:39:25,702 --> 00:39:27,935 I love you. 547 00:39:37,847 --> 00:39:39,280 I love you, too. 548 00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:51,188 I can't let him get away with it. 549 00:39:51,193 --> 00:39:55,660 Today we filed a complaint with the United States District Court 550 00:39:55,665 --> 00:39:58,828 on behalf of Paula Corbin Jones, 551 00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:02,899 charging William Clinton with sexual harassment and violation 552 00:40:02,904 --> 00:40:05,869 of her equal protection and due process rights. 553 00:40:05,874 --> 00:40:08,305 This case will be tried in the courtroom 554 00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:10,607 and not in the media. Thank you. 555 00:40:10,612 --> 00:40:13,677 You're two distinguished D.C. lawyers... who connected you 556 00:40:13,682 --> 00:40:14,911 to Paula Jones? 557 00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:17,648 How did you end up here in Arkansas? 558 00:40:17,653 --> 00:40:19,519 We took a plane. 559 00:40:20,322 --> 00:40:22,819 What is your next step? What are you expecting the president 560 00:40:22,824 --> 00:40:24,056 - to say? - Sir! 561 00:40:33,095 --> 00:40:34,295 _ 562 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,698 What is this? Where's Leslie? 563 00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:42,637 You just missed her. She left early. 564 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,496 - Leslie. - Oh. 565 00:40:48,501 --> 00:40:51,499 - Linda, you scared me. - What is this? 566 00:40:51,504 --> 00:40:54,436 - It's a promotion. - It's the Pentagon. 567 00:40:54,441 --> 00:40:56,538 I've been in this system 22 years. 568 00:40:56,543 --> 00:40:59,674 Moving from the White House to the Pentagon is not a promotion. 569 00:40:59,679 --> 00:41:02,978 It's a $20,000-a-year raise and you'll be in Public Affairs. 570 00:41:02,983 --> 00:41:05,182 You'll be putting this on hold while I get to the bottom of it. 571 00:41:05,186 --> 00:41:06,814 I need to speak to Lloyd Cutler again. 572 00:41:06,819 --> 00:41:08,383 If this is about Kathleen, 573 00:41:08,388 --> 00:41:10,251 she's just shifting from volunteer 574 00:41:10,256 --> 00:41:12,223 to an entry-level position. 575 00:41:13,026 --> 00:41:14,326 Kathleen? 576 00:41:16,229 --> 00:41:18,727 What do you mean shifting? 577 00:41:18,732 --> 00:41:21,395 Kathleen will be working in counsel's office 578 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,431 under Lloyd Cutler. 579 00:41:22,436 --> 00:41:23,436 In my job?! 580 00:41:23,441 --> 00:41:24,704 Well, no, not your... 581 00:41:24,709 --> 00:41:26,409 I mean, I'm being sent to Siberia. 582 00:41:26,414 --> 00:41:27,744 It's about three miles away. 583 00:41:27,749 --> 00:41:30,105 A-And Kathleen, who has the secretarial experience 584 00:41:30,109 --> 00:41:31,139 of a radish... 585 00:41:31,144 --> 00:41:33,478 It's an entry-level position. 586 00:41:42,155 --> 00:41:45,051 Leslie. You know what I've always thought? 587 00:41:45,056 --> 00:41:46,953 You're about as sharp as a marble, 588 00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:48,322 so you go ahead and drive home. 589 00:41:48,327 --> 00:41:51,825 I'm going up to the OEOB to talk to your superior 590 00:41:51,830 --> 00:41:54,294 because something very wrong has happened here. 591 00:41:54,299 --> 00:41:56,664 Linda, we tried to keep you. 592 00:41:56,669 --> 00:41:58,332 We went out of our way. 593 00:41:58,337 --> 00:42:00,871 We asked all around the White House. 594 00:42:02,007 --> 00:42:04,241 No one wants you here. 595 00:42:33,971 --> 00:42:35,335 Can we talk? 596 00:42:36,541 --> 00:42:39,572 - Linda, please... - You know, I was a good soldier. 597 00:42:39,577 --> 00:42:42,508 When the election happened and these people showed up 598 00:42:42,513 --> 00:42:44,910 with their total lack of respect for this institution 599 00:42:44,915 --> 00:42:46,946 and their obvious contempt for half the country. 600 00:42:46,951 --> 00:42:48,748 Through everything... the sleaze, 601 00:42:48,753 --> 00:42:52,752 the pizza parties on casual Fridays... I bit my tongue 602 00:42:52,757 --> 00:42:54,119 and did my job 603 00:42:54,124 --> 00:42:56,155 as a civil servant who was foolish enough 604 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,490 to believe that my sterling reputation 605 00:42:58,495 --> 00:43:01,793 for professionalism and integrity still mattered. 606 00:43:01,798 --> 00:43:04,999 Linda, you have to know that I feel awful. 607 00:43:05,969 --> 00:43:09,034 I thought we were women supporting each other. 608 00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:12,671 I was trying to help you and then I walked into that meeting 609 00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:16,040 with my job and you walked out with it right under my nose. 610 00:43:16,045 --> 00:43:17,943 It wasn't up to me. 611 00:43:17,948 --> 00:43:19,744 Oh, do me the favor of respecting 612 00:43:19,749 --> 00:43:21,346 - my intelligence. - Linda. 613 00:43:21,351 --> 00:43:23,714 They can pay me a fraction of what they pay you. 614 00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,817 No one is auditing the White House 615 00:43:25,822 --> 00:43:27,519 secretarial budget, Kathleen. 616 00:43:27,524 --> 00:43:30,689 It's the federal government. The stapler cost $200. 617 00:43:30,694 --> 00:43:32,890 You know how I know that? Because I paid my dues. 618 00:43:32,895 --> 00:43:35,161 I'm not here because I married a rich guy. 619 00:43:36,465 --> 00:43:39,162 - Okay. Okay. - Of course, that's not what got you my job, is it? 620 00:43:39,167 --> 00:43:42,766 No, we all know why I'm being fired and you get to stay. 621 00:43:42,771 --> 00:43:44,646 - Linda... - You got my job because 622 00:43:44,651 --> 00:43:46,504 the president wants you around. 623 00:43:46,509 --> 00:43:48,873 You know that and I know that. 624 00:43:48,878 --> 00:43:51,612 In fact, the president knows I know a lot. 625 00:43:56,452 --> 00:44:00,821 The president has no idea who you are! 626 00:44:16,338 --> 00:44:18,404 I will get you for this. 627 00:44:41,731 --> 00:44:43,731 _ 628 00:44:54,641 --> 00:44:57,105 Tripp. Linda. 629 00:44:57,110 --> 00:44:59,511 Let me take you to your work station. 630 00:45:21,634 --> 00:45:23,367 Can I have a word? 631 00:45:26,338 --> 00:45:28,503 As you know, I have been transferred 632 00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:31,041 from a high-level position in the West Wing. 633 00:45:31,878 --> 00:45:35,042 I'll be blunt... I know too much about Whitewater. 634 00:45:35,047 --> 00:45:37,447 It's a near certainty I'll be called to testify. 635 00:45:37,452 --> 00:45:40,548 I need a private office so I can prepare. 636 00:45:40,553 --> 00:45:43,918 Oh. I see. 637 00:45:43,923 --> 00:45:45,222 No. 638 00:46:09,948 --> 00:46:12,045 Hello, Nancy. 639 00:46:12,050 --> 00:46:13,750 It's Linda Tripp. 640 00:46:14,753 --> 00:46:16,385 Allison's mom. 641 00:46:17,356 --> 00:46:19,118 Listen, I'm not going to be able to do 642 00:46:19,123 --> 00:46:20,720 that carpool switch, after all. 643 00:46:20,725 --> 00:46:22,255 I'm contending with the new commute, 644 00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:24,025 and it's an absolute debacle. 645 00:46:27,765 --> 00:46:30,462 All right. Thank you so much. 646 00:46:30,467 --> 00:46:32,297 Bye-bye now. 647 00:46:32,302 --> 00:46:36,872 Please don't listen to my calls. It's tremendously inappropriate. 648 00:46:44,275 --> 00:46:46,275 _ 649 00:46:59,660 --> 00:47:01,860 _ 650 00:47:13,707 --> 00:47:15,273 Can I help you? 651 00:47:16,109 --> 00:47:19,541 Pardon me, sorry; I'm looking for Assistant Secretary Bacon. 652 00:47:19,546 --> 00:47:21,242 You must be Monica. 653 00:47:21,247 --> 00:47:23,245 - Hi, I'm Willie. - Hi. 654 00:47:23,250 --> 00:47:25,650 - Let me get you all set up. - Thank you. 655 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,426 That's Mr. Bacon's office. He'll be in soon. 656 00:47:38,431 --> 00:47:40,361 Just got back from Bosnia last night. 657 00:47:40,366 --> 00:47:43,466 - You can set up right here. - Thank you so much. 658 00:47:43,471 --> 00:47:46,201 I'm happy to get started on anything Mr. Bacon needs. 659 00:47:46,206 --> 00:47:49,270 Why don't you dig into these SOP books while you're waiting. 660 00:47:49,275 --> 00:47:51,375 Welcome to the Department of Defense. 661 00:48:23,074 --> 00:48:24,371 Next in line. 662 00:48:33,685 --> 00:48:36,283 God, what is that smell? 663 00:48:38,156 --> 00:48:40,420 Is anyone else smelling that? 664 00:48:40,425 --> 00:48:42,858 They're doing electrical work, Linda. 665 00:49:04,482 --> 00:49:06,212 I can hear you chewing. 666 00:49:06,217 --> 00:49:08,184 This is how I chew. 667 00:49:34,411 --> 00:49:35,540 What now, Linda? 668 00:49:35,545 --> 00:49:37,976 There are fumes in my cubicle. 669 00:49:37,981 --> 00:49:40,312 It's an insurmountable distraction. 670 00:49:40,317 --> 00:49:42,583 Uh-huh. 671 00:49:44,421 --> 00:49:46,451 Only till Harold's back Tuesday. 672 00:49:46,456 --> 00:49:49,024 Send FSD to set up my computer. 673 00:50:18,221 --> 00:50:20,417 Office of Lucianne Goldberg. 674 00:50:20,422 --> 00:50:21,953 Who, may I ask, is calling? 675 00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:25,688 Uh, this is the civil servant. 676 00:50:25,693 --> 00:50:27,927 From the White House Counsel's Office. 677 00:50:28,864 --> 00:50:30,693 She'll know who it is. 678 00:50:30,698 --> 00:50:33,696 Linda, it's me. 679 00:50:33,701 --> 00:50:36,032 My new secretary was a disaster. 680 00:50:36,037 --> 00:50:38,101 I fired her an hour ago. 681 00:50:38,106 --> 00:50:40,937 So, long time, no speak. 682 00:50:40,942 --> 00:50:43,473 What could possibly be going on? 683 00:50:43,478 --> 00:50:46,042 I'm ready to write the book. 684 00:50:46,047 --> 00:50:49,579 About my time in the White House. 685 00:50:49,584 --> 00:50:52,515 Dear, it brings me no pleasure to say this, 686 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,451 but you missed the moment. 687 00:50:54,456 --> 00:50:56,753 Everyone's done their Clinton book. 688 00:50:56,758 --> 00:51:00,055 Every staffer, every aide, every Appalachian broad 689 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:03,092 in whom he deposited his genetic material. 690 00:51:03,097 --> 00:51:06,295 That genre alone could fill half a Barnes & Noble. 691 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:11,266 Well, no one's done anything of any substance about Vince. 692 00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:15,437 Vince? Vince Foster? Linda, no one cares anymore. 693 00:51:15,442 --> 00:51:17,272 I can sell almost anything, 694 00:51:17,277 --> 00:51:19,809 but I can't sell stale White House gossip; 695 00:51:19,814 --> 00:51:21,911 that market's so saturated. 696 00:51:21,916 --> 00:51:23,646 - I need something... - Something current. 697 00:51:23,651 --> 00:51:24,747 Not just current. 698 00:51:24,752 --> 00:51:26,082 Current and inside. 699 00:51:26,087 --> 00:51:28,317 And I mean inside inside. 700 00:51:28,322 --> 00:51:30,720 Now, correct me if I'm wrong, 701 00:51:30,725 --> 00:51:33,758 but that is not you at this point. 702 00:52:07,593 --> 00:52:10,290 Carl, this isn't right. 703 00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:14,227 I need the number for the admiral's flag aide. 704 00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:15,966 Goddamn it. 705 00:52:16,769 --> 00:52:19,266 Carl, did you hear me? 706 00:52:19,271 --> 00:52:21,572 I love your poster. 707 00:52:23,409 --> 00:52:25,673 Oh, well, this isn't my office. 708 00:52:25,678 --> 00:52:28,078 There are fumes in my cubicle. 709 00:52:33,452 --> 00:52:35,085 What's happening? 710 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:37,718 Do you work here? 711 00:52:37,723 --> 00:52:40,387 Oh, um, yeah. 712 00:52:40,392 --> 00:52:43,122 Uh, temporarily. 713 00:52:43,127 --> 00:52:44,357 I'm Monica. 714 00:52:44,362 --> 00:52:46,596 I just got transferred from the White House. 715 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,864 Where in the White House? 716 00:52:50,869 --> 00:52:53,032 Kind of all over... East Wing, West Wing. 717 00:52:53,037 --> 00:52:55,101 I started as an intern and then I got hired 718 00:52:55,106 --> 00:52:57,006 by Legislative Affairs. 719 00:53:02,881 --> 00:53:04,814 We're out of creamer. 720 00:53:06,988 --> 00:53:09,022 You must be someone's pet rock. 721 00:53:10,021 --> 00:53:11,784 - What's a pet rock? - It just means 722 00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:13,819 somebody in the White House is looking out for you. 723 00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:15,554 It doesn't feel like it. 724 00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:17,956 Confidential assistant to the assistant secretary. 725 00:53:17,961 --> 00:53:19,558 And you're so young. 726 00:53:19,563 --> 00:53:20,659 I'm about to turn 23. 727 00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:22,795 - That's not young? - Not to me. 728 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,197 Oh, God, of course not. Look at you. 729 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:26,564 You have the life experience of a zygote. 730 00:53:26,569 --> 00:53:29,800 Just know, not a few people in that office covet your job. 731 00:53:29,805 --> 00:53:32,871 Well, they can have it. I'm going back in a few months. 732 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:36,508 - To the White House? - Not like it was my idea. 733 00:53:36,513 --> 00:53:38,580 Why did they transfer you? 734 00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:44,152 Um, I don't know. It's a whole thing. 735 00:53:45,288 --> 00:53:47,385 I just wish I'd brought from home. 736 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:50,054 Weight Watchers makes these amazing meals you can microwave. 737 00:53:50,059 --> 00:53:52,255 Oh, I have seen those at Safeway. 738 00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:54,259 They're low-fat, so you don't want to kill yourself later. 739 00:53:54,263 --> 00:53:56,094 - Oh, like you need to worry. - Are you kidding? 740 00:53:56,098 --> 00:53:57,462 - You're gorgeous. - Ugh. 741 00:53:57,467 --> 00:53:58,796 Not in Beverly Hills. 742 00:53:58,801 --> 00:54:00,831 Second grade, they called me Big Mac. 743 00:54:00,836 --> 00:54:03,404 My high school, they called me Gus. 744 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:05,770 Gus? 745 00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:08,773 Why? What does that mean? 746 00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:12,812 I don't know. Nobody ever explained. 747 00:54:14,516 --> 00:54:16,412 Well, joke's on them, Linda. 748 00:54:16,417 --> 00:54:18,682 Look at us. We're on top of the world. 749 00:54:18,687 --> 00:54:21,585 Oh, just kidding. 750 00:54:21,590 --> 00:54:23,920 I cried myself to sleep every night this week. 751 00:54:23,925 --> 00:54:25,221 I don't want to be here. 752 00:54:25,226 --> 00:54:27,323 No one wants to be here, but listen, 753 00:54:27,328 --> 00:54:31,394 if I can put on my wisdom hat, you said this was temporary. 754 00:54:31,399 --> 00:54:33,930 You know? I can tell you're very bright. 755 00:54:33,935 --> 00:54:36,332 - So bright, I got myself exiled. - Temporarily. 756 00:54:36,337 --> 00:54:38,468 You can endure anything knowing it has an end. 757 00:54:38,473 --> 00:54:40,770 I know there's nowhere like the West Wing. 758 00:54:40,775 --> 00:54:43,439 Believe me, I know. 759 00:54:43,444 --> 00:54:45,408 Where were you when you were there? 760 00:54:45,413 --> 00:54:47,476 My last stop was the counsel's office. 761 00:54:47,481 --> 00:54:49,377 We touched everything at a very high level. 762 00:54:49,382 --> 00:54:52,081 I was the last person to see Vince Foster alive. 763 00:54:52,086 --> 00:54:54,182 - Oh, wow. - Before that, 764 00:54:54,187 --> 00:54:56,986 during Bush, I was on a desk right outside the Oval. 765 00:54:56,991 --> 00:54:58,654 Why was I sent to the counsel's office? 766 00:54:58,659 --> 00:55:00,422 Well, back in '93, I was very trim. 767 00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:02,624 I have reason to believe that Hillary didn't want me 768 00:55:02,629 --> 00:55:05,193 near the president, if you know what I mean. 769 00:55:05,198 --> 00:55:07,430 Of course, nothing was worse than the day I was sent here. 770 00:55:07,434 --> 00:55:10,065 Stabbed in the back by a fair-weather friend. 771 00:55:10,070 --> 00:55:12,668 I won't say more. 772 00:55:12,673 --> 00:55:14,002 Sounds awful. 773 00:55:14,007 --> 00:55:15,805 It was. 774 00:55:15,810 --> 00:55:18,741 It was. Loyalty is very important to me. 775 00:55:18,746 --> 00:55:22,409 Fair-weather or not, I miss having friends in Washington. 776 00:55:22,414 --> 00:55:24,512 Most of my intern class left town 777 00:55:24,517 --> 00:55:28,482 when they weren't hired and D.C. gets lonely fast. 778 00:55:28,487 --> 00:55:32,286 Well, now you and I can be miserable together. 779 00:55:33,727 --> 00:55:37,658 Although, have to say, you're such a knockout, 780 00:55:37,663 --> 00:55:40,662 I just assumed you'd be dating some big D.C. player. 781 00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:42,697 - Ah... - What? 782 00:55:42,702 --> 00:55:44,935 - I'm not dating. - Why not? 783 00:55:46,773 --> 00:55:48,169 I'm kind of in something. 784 00:55:48,174 --> 00:55:50,137 And yet you feel lonely. 785 00:55:50,142 --> 00:55:51,573 Yes, affirmative. 786 00:55:51,578 --> 00:55:53,643 Well, that's no good. 787 00:55:55,481 --> 00:55:57,213 Tell me about him. 788 00:55:58,349 --> 00:56:02,549 It's, uh, it's just he's, um, unavailable. 789 00:56:02,554 --> 00:56:04,521 Someone long-distance. 790 00:56:05,423 --> 00:56:06,990 Someone from work. 791 00:56:09,194 --> 00:56:10,927 Someone important? 792 00:56:13,331 --> 00:56:16,265 Is that why they sent you here? 793 00:56:17,636 --> 00:56:19,465 We should get back, right? 794 00:56:19,470 --> 00:56:21,434 Let me let you in on a little secret. 795 00:56:21,439 --> 00:56:23,904 - Mm, tell me. - That's Stephen. 796 00:56:23,909 --> 00:56:26,472 Some major custody battle going on. 797 00:56:26,477 --> 00:56:29,542 Willie is a schmuck. He's completely ineffective. 798 00:56:29,547 --> 00:56:30,746 Hi, Brenda. 799 00:56:31,849 --> 00:56:35,715 She's going to loathe you since you're pretty and connected. 800 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,049 That's Colleen. 801 00:56:37,054 --> 00:56:38,386 Apparently, she's got the herps... 802 00:56:38,390 --> 00:56:40,153 both upstairs and down. And you know what? 803 00:56:40,157 --> 00:56:41,454 She's also from Los Angeles. 804 00:56:41,459 --> 00:56:43,623 - Oh, really? Where? - I think she said Glendale. 805 00:56:43,628 --> 00:56:46,262 - Is that it? - Glendale's never it. 806 00:56:47,064 --> 00:56:49,239 Okay, now that's Susan, my cubicle mate. 807 00:56:49,244 --> 00:56:50,654 - She's sick. - Oh, no. 808 00:56:50,659 --> 00:56:52,599 No, I-I mean she's deranged. 809 00:56:52,604 --> 00:56:55,368 Don't make eye contact. Monica, don't. 810 00:56:55,373 --> 00:56:57,403 Okay, this is me. 811 00:56:57,408 --> 00:56:59,339 Oh. Well, you know where I am. 812 00:56:59,344 --> 00:57:01,140 Almost neighbors. 813 00:57:01,145 --> 00:57:02,574 I should really get back to it. 814 00:57:02,579 --> 00:57:05,244 Look at all the rules they have about printers. 815 00:57:05,249 --> 00:57:07,479 Look at you, busy bee. 816 00:57:07,484 --> 00:57:09,848 What are you doing on your calendar? 817 00:57:09,853 --> 00:57:11,182 Oh... 818 00:57:11,187 --> 00:57:12,920 I-I'm insane. 819 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:18,545 _ 820 00:57:21,928 --> 00:57:23,928 _ 821 00:57:23,933 --> 00:57:25,433 It's a countdown. 822 00:57:30,441 --> 00:57:32,207 That's when you go back. 823 00:57:33,410 --> 00:57:35,073 I have been dreading this so much, 824 00:57:35,078 --> 00:57:37,645 but I feel so much better after today. 825 00:57:38,548 --> 00:57:40,544 You know, 826 00:57:40,549 --> 00:57:44,448 I have always wanted to try the, um, after-work specials 827 00:57:44,453 --> 00:57:48,018 over by Pentagon City. You want to get a drink? 828 00:57:48,023 --> 00:57:50,291 I can't tonight. Maybe Monday? 829 00:57:50,994 --> 00:57:52,756 Sure. 830 00:57:52,761 --> 00:57:54,628 It's a date. 831 00:59:00,161 --> 00:59:01,791 What you got? 832 00:59:01,796 --> 00:59:05,227 What's your definition of inside inside? 833 00:59:07,702 --> 00:59:09,369 - Hello? - Hey. 834 00:59:11,573 --> 00:59:13,273 Hi, handsome. 835 00:59:15,176 --> 00:59:17,576 How was your first day? 836 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:45,500 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -