1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,500 _ 2 00:00:31,071 --> 00:00:33,337 Game. 3 00:00:35,241 --> 00:00:36,941 Hey, good game out there. 4 00:00:36,974 --> 00:00:38,274 You got that scrappy game, I dig it. 5 00:00:38,307 --> 00:00:40,207 Thanks. 6 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,207 So, you wanna run it back with us? 7 00:00:42,241 --> 00:00:43,374 You gonna give me a shot to, you know, 8 00:00:43,407 --> 00:00:45,407 redeem myself a little bit? 9 00:00:45,441 --> 00:00:46,741 I mean, if you really wanna embarrass yourself. 10 00:00:46,774 --> 00:00:48,207 Oh, okay. She's a little cocky. 11 00:00:48,241 --> 00:00:50,241 I like that, I like that. 12 00:00:50,274 --> 00:00:52,441 Yo, do you hear that? 13 00:00:52,474 --> 00:00:54,174 What? 14 00:00:54,207 --> 00:00:55,874 That kid keeps crying. 15 00:00:59,441 --> 00:01:01,274 I'll be right back. 16 00:01:01,307 --> 00:01:03,174 Hi, did you just wake up? 17 00:01:03,207 --> 00:01:04,841 Hey, Larry, I just need you to play it cool, okay? 18 00:01:04,874 --> 00:01:06,241 Okay. 19 00:01:06,254 --> 00:01:07,234 Okay, come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. 20 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,007 Come here. 21 00:01:09,041 --> 00:01:10,707 All right. 22 00:01:10,741 --> 00:01:12,307 - This kid? - Yeah. So, what are you, 23 00:01:12,341 --> 00:01:13,674 like, his nanny, or... 24 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,074 Oh, I'm, uh... his mom. 25 00:01:17,374 --> 00:01:18,807 Oh. 26 00:01:18,841 --> 00:01:21,007 Mommy. 27 00:01:21,041 --> 00:01:22,907 All right. 28 00:01:22,941 --> 00:01:24,207 - He's a cute kid. - Oh... 29 00:01:24,241 --> 00:01:26,907 See you out there, scrappy. Run it back! 30 00:01:28,741 --> 00:01:30,141 Okay. 31 00:01:30,254 --> 00:01:32,021 I'm Bridgette. 32 00:01:32,054 --> 00:01:34,454 Maybe we can go for a drink later. 33 00:01:34,487 --> 00:01:36,987 Okay, cool. 34 00:01:37,021 --> 00:01:39,087 - You wanna go on the slide? - Yeah. 35 00:01:39,121 --> 00:01:41,021 Me too. 36 00:01:48,287 --> 00:01:50,454 Here you go. Hey, you. 37 00:01:50,487 --> 00:01:53,421 - Hey, you. - Hey, you. 38 00:01:54,954 --> 00:01:55,887 Hey, you. 39 00:01:55,921 --> 00:01:58,421 You did this to me. 40 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:03,254 You did this to me. 41 00:02:03,347 --> 00:02:06,514 Daddy, I'm ready for my pajamas. 42 00:02:06,547 --> 00:02:08,481 Oh, squeaky... [IMITATES 43 00:02:08,514 --> 00:02:10,514 Hey. 44 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,081 - That's the sun. - The sun. 45 00:02:13,114 --> 00:02:16,014 And the sun is hot... 46 00:02:16,047 --> 00:02:18,314 - Right? - Yeah. 47 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,214 Okay. Let's do your prayers, okay? 48 00:02:20,247 --> 00:02:21,981 Prayer time. Ready? 49 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:29,281 Are you listening? Are you listening to me? 50 00:02:29,314 --> 00:02:31,147 Listen to me. 51 00:02:31,181 --> 00:02:32,214 What are you doing? 52 00:02:34,181 --> 00:02:36,281 Uh, knock it off. 53 00:02:36,314 --> 00:02:39,081 Come on, there's no praying in this house. 54 00:02:39,114 --> 00:02:42,314 - We'll visit your mom in hell. - Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha. 55 00:02:42,347 --> 00:02:44,081 - Mommy. - Shh, it's okay, I'm here. 56 00:02:53,081 --> 00:02:54,981 ? Baby Larry boy ? 57 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:02,947 ? Larry boy ? 58 00:03:07,514 --> 00:03:09,814 At least we did something right. 59 00:03:17,047 --> 00:03:19,414 - Where you going? - I gotta go. 60 00:03:19,447 --> 00:03:21,114 You don't wanna watch something? 61 00:03:21,147 --> 00:03:23,214 I would, but I can't. 62 00:03:23,247 --> 00:03:25,314 - Not tonight, maybe tomorrow. - All right. 63 00:03:25,347 --> 00:03:28,981 Go have fun fucking whoever you're fucking. 64 00:03:29,014 --> 00:03:31,847 - Have fun fucking yourself. - Thank you... 65 00:03:31,881 --> 00:03:34,414 - The best part of my day. - You should get out more. 66 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,014 I'm telling you, I'll babysit for you. 67 00:03:36,047 --> 00:03:37,181 - Okay, okay. - All right? 68 00:03:37,214 --> 00:03:39,281 - I love you. - Love you. 69 00:03:54,447 --> 00:03:56,881 I fell madly in love with you today, scrappy. 70 00:03:56,914 --> 00:03:58,981 I knew it. 71 00:03:59,014 --> 00:04:02,281 - So did all these other dudes. - That's so cool. 72 00:04:02,314 --> 00:04:04,847 Yes. 73 00:04:14,081 --> 00:04:15,814 Why do you look like that? 74 00:04:17,481 --> 00:04:21,214 Are you sure I'm... in? 75 00:04:21,247 --> 00:04:24,281 Yes. You couldn't be more in. 76 00:04:40,206 --> 00:04:43,139 I hear Sally sold her house down on 8th street. 77 00:04:43,172 --> 00:04:44,639 Yeah, just cash. 78 00:04:44,672 --> 00:04:46,272 She didn't even wanna sell the place. 79 00:04:46,306 --> 00:04:47,572 Uh, what could she do? 80 00:04:47,606 --> 00:04:50,006 You know, they are edging us out there. 81 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,139 It's not what it used to be, I'll tell you that. 82 00:04:52,172 --> 00:04:53,639 - Yeah. - Hey, Wally. 83 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:56,106 - Bridge... - Hi. 84 00:04:56,139 --> 00:04:58,439 - Oh... - Just say the word. 85 00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,606 You're such a tease, Wally. 86 00:05:00,639 --> 00:05:02,406 - Thank you. - You look tired. 87 00:05:02,439 --> 00:05:03,972 - What? - You look tired. 88 00:05:04,006 --> 00:05:05,272 I am tired. 89 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:07,206 All right, go to Tutu. 90 00:05:07,239 --> 00:05:08,572 - Come here, baby. - Ugh. 91 00:05:08,606 --> 00:05:10,972 - Gesundheit. - Oh. 92 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:13,406 Thank you. All right, I gotta go to work. 93 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,406 Yeah, why don't you come in for a little bit of grilled cheese? 94 00:05:15,439 --> 00:05:16,972 I can't, I'm gonna be late. 95 00:05:17,006 --> 00:05:18,639 - Oh really? - Yeah. 96 00:05:18,672 --> 00:05:20,272 It's not like Ally's going anywhere. 97 00:05:20,306 --> 00:05:22,106 I mean, she is the saddest woman I have ever met. 98 00:05:22,139 --> 00:05:23,539 - Mm-hm. - I was thinking we could 99 00:05:23,572 --> 00:05:25,272 take Larry, we go down to Joseph's, 100 00:05:25,306 --> 00:05:27,006 we get him a cookie, you know? 101 00:05:27,039 --> 00:05:29,172 Because I think he really needs to feel loved. 102 00:05:30,139 --> 00:05:32,406 He does feel loved. 103 00:05:32,439 --> 00:05:34,572 I know. I'm just saying, with Rafi, the relapse, and all. 104 00:05:34,606 --> 00:05:37,006 Mom, he's been sober for over a year, okay? 105 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:38,139 I mean, he does bedtime every night. 106 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,972 Oh, really? 107 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,006 Well, he shows up for, what, a whole ten minutes? 108 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:44,272 It's not nothing to brag about. 109 00:05:44,306 --> 00:05:46,006 Oh, jeez, look at this. Yuptown USA. 110 00:05:46,039 --> 00:05:47,606 - Hi! - Hi. Come on, Bridgette. 111 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,206 Get inside before they come over here. 112 00:05:49,239 --> 00:05:50,572 Let's get in the house. Come on. 113 00:05:50,606 --> 00:05:52,006 - I gotta go. - Come on, Bridgette. 114 00:05:53,372 --> 00:05:55,406 - You got donuts? - I got donuts. 115 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:57,572 I got dunkies. Come on. 116 00:05:57,711 --> 00:05:59,711 - Okay, fine. - You know, I got this 117 00:05:59,744 --> 00:06:02,044 new vacuum that's like a robot thing. 118 00:06:02,077 --> 00:06:03,544 I saw it on TV. 119 00:06:03,577 --> 00:06:05,377 It's kinda shitty, but I like it. 120 00:06:05,411 --> 00:06:07,077 It's like magical science. 121 00:06:07,111 --> 00:06:09,177 It, like, follows the dirt around, Bridge, 122 00:06:09,211 --> 00:06:11,644 and then it, I don't know, it just sucks it right up. 123 00:06:11,677 --> 00:06:15,044 I don't know how they do it. It was on sale, like, on the TV. 124 00:06:15,077 --> 00:06:16,544 - That's really cool, Mom. - Thanks. 125 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,244 Um, I have this audition tomorrow... 126 00:06:19,277 --> 00:06:20,711 - Oh, yeah? - I found off Craigslist. 127 00:06:20,744 --> 00:06:22,611 - Mm. - Can you watch Larry at 9:00? 128 00:06:22,644 --> 00:06:25,277 No, 'cause I have to take Joe to the doctor. 129 00:06:25,311 --> 00:06:28,044 We got any more Tostitos? 130 00:06:28,077 --> 00:06:31,077 No, honey, Bridgette ate them all yesterday. 131 00:06:31,111 --> 00:06:32,711 I didn't eat 'em all. 132 00:06:32,744 --> 00:06:34,544 It was just the dust left. 133 00:06:34,577 --> 00:06:36,377 That's the best part. 134 00:06:36,411 --> 00:06:38,777 - He likes the dust. - I'm sorry. Thank you. 135 00:06:38,811 --> 00:06:40,444 Hey, honey, you want me to do lines with you? 136 00:06:40,477 --> 00:06:41,677 No, no, it's okay. It's just a PSA. 137 00:06:41,711 --> 00:06:43,244 No? Are you done with this? 138 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,744 - Finished? - Yeah. 139 00:06:44,777 --> 00:06:46,111 - I'll take it. - Okay, see you later. 140 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:47,544 All right. Mm-hmm. 141 00:06:47,577 --> 00:06:49,311 I'll meet you at Joseph's then, for sure. 142 00:06:49,344 --> 00:06:51,044 Okay, give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. 143 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,577 Oh, that's a good boy. 144 00:06:54,077 --> 00:06:56,044 Aww. 145 00:06:56,077 --> 00:06:58,077 What are you, uh, opening an Italian restaurant? 146 00:06:58,111 --> 00:07:00,511 Yeah, I might. It's a brand new housemaker. 147 00:07:00,544 --> 00:07:02,211 Are you judging me for that, though? 148 00:07:02,244 --> 00:07:03,744 Curious. Was that... was that a little dig there? 149 00:07:03,777 --> 00:07:05,711 - No. - 'Cause it's a lot of money, 150 00:07:05,744 --> 00:07:07,777 - but it's my money, right? - Yeah, it's your money. 151 00:07:07,811 --> 00:07:09,344 Yeah, you shouldn't be talking to me about money... 152 00:07:09,377 --> 00:07:11,044 - Okay. - Right? 153 00:07:11,077 --> 00:07:12,244 Can you not act crazier than Larry please? 154 00:07:12,277 --> 00:07:13,277 Don't you fucking call me crazy. 155 00:07:13,278 --> 00:07:15,177 Mm. 156 00:07:15,211 --> 00:07:17,244 Have fun with your grandson, okay? 157 00:07:20,077 --> 00:07:22,244 Bye, Joe. 158 00:07:22,277 --> 00:07:24,644 Tell you, the mouth on that kid. You all right, sweetheart? 159 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:27,044 - Mm-hmm, yeah, I'm okay. - I'll get you some chips. 160 00:07:27,077 --> 00:07:30,644 Larry, come with Tutu. We're doing coupons. 161 00:07:33,611 --> 00:07:36,177 Pray for your baby. Pray for your baby... 162 00:07:45,811 --> 00:07:47,644 - Here comes the swab. - Okay. 163 00:07:49,477 --> 00:07:50,477 All right. 164 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:56,611 There we go. All done. 165 00:07:56,644 --> 00:08:00,444 Um, where would you say mine falls exactly? 166 00:08:00,477 --> 00:08:02,944 - Like, on the spectrum. - Completely normal. 167 00:08:04,277 --> 00:08:07,677 Um, but I just mean in terms of circumference? 168 00:08:07,711 --> 00:08:10,044 With, uh, general aesthetics, 169 00:08:10,077 --> 00:08:12,511 - uh, just like how... - No... 170 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,511 Vaginas are elastic. 171 00:08:15,544 --> 00:08:17,544 Um, imagine my mouth is a vagina. 172 00:08:17,577 --> 00:08:19,644 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, if I were to 173 00:08:19,677 --> 00:08:21,577 stretch my mouth, like, a million times, 174 00:08:21,611 --> 00:08:23,244 - like, to my ears... - Mm-hm. 175 00:08:23,277 --> 00:08:24,644 ... it would always go back to normal. 176 00:08:24,677 --> 00:08:26,544 Yeah, but Larry had a really big head. 177 00:08:26,577 --> 00:08:29,044 Does sex not feel good anymore? Is that what it is? 178 00:08:29,077 --> 00:08:30,677 I haven't had sex since before he was born. 179 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,644 Listen, take my advice. Go out there, have fun. 180 00:08:33,677 --> 00:08:35,111 - Go have sex. - With who? 181 00:08:35,144 --> 00:08:36,711 Just find somebody. Have a great time. 182 00:08:36,744 --> 00:08:38,544 Make sure it's protected. 183 00:08:38,577 --> 00:08:41,577 It's so hard for me to do that. 184 00:08:41,611 --> 00:08:43,544 Okay, I can't have this conversation with you. 185 00:08:43,577 --> 00:08:45,577 - Just have protected sex. - Okay, thank you. 186 00:08:45,611 --> 00:08:47,544 Mm-hmm. 187 00:08:47,577 --> 00:08:49,344 And make sure you do your kegels. 188 00:08:49,377 --> 00:08:50,811 What? 189 00:08:50,844 --> 00:08:53,177 What? 190 00:08:53,211 --> 00:08:55,044 Why would you tell me to do my kegels? 191 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:56,411 Because you should. 192 00:08:56,444 --> 00:08:58,411 Wait, what did you see up there? 193 00:08:58,444 --> 00:09:00,744 No, seriously, what did you see up there? 194 00:09:10,077 --> 00:09:12,077 Excuse me. 195 00:09:12,111 --> 00:09:13,577 "Houses of Parliament," Monet... 196 00:09:13,611 --> 00:09:16,244 ... 1899... 197 00:09:16,277 --> 00:09:18,177 ... oil on canvas. 198 00:09:18,211 --> 00:09:19,711 "Houses of Parliament," Monet, 199 00:09:19,744 --> 00:09:22,311 1899, oil on canvas. 200 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,111 Chloe, you're so smart. 201 00:09:24,144 --> 00:09:27,577 Well, I saw it on our trip to London last year. 202 00:09:27,611 --> 00:09:29,444 That's cool. 203 00:09:29,477 --> 00:09:32,211 - Was it fun? - Well, yeah, it was London. 204 00:09:32,244 --> 00:09:34,311 I... I've never been to London. 205 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:36,311 All right, what's this? 206 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:38,511 L'Origine du Monde... 207 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,677 ... Courbet, oil on canvas... 208 00:09:40,711 --> 00:09:43,277 ... 1905. 209 00:09:43,311 --> 00:09:45,144 - Oh, shit. - Girls, I made tea. 210 00:09:45,177 --> 00:09:47,077 Come do your homework in here. 211 00:09:47,111 --> 00:09:49,444 Can we just stay here and keep going, please? 212 00:09:49,477 --> 00:09:52,211 - You coming? I have... - You should go talk to her. 213 00:09:52,244 --> 00:09:55,077 ... Chamomile, rooibos, and... 214 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:56,811 - I'll take rooibos. - ... you got it. 215 00:09:56,844 --> 00:10:00,077 Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry I didn't say hi sooner. 216 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:02,851 I got stuck on a call with my mom's oncologist, 217 00:10:02,884 --> 00:10:04,684 who just talk, talk, talk, talk, talks. 218 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,184 You know, I think he's just one of those people who wants a friend. 219 00:10:07,217 --> 00:10:09,251 What are you guys up to? How's it going? 220 00:10:09,284 --> 00:10:10,851 She has an AP test tomorrow, art history. 221 00:10:10,884 --> 00:10:14,217 Oh, my gosh, is that what you're studying in school? 222 00:10:14,251 --> 00:10:17,317 This is why Rivers is addicted to porn. 223 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,451 Look at that vagina, though. 224 00:10:19,484 --> 00:10:21,384 It's, like, strangely small. 225 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,517 Like, is that how they used to be in the olden days? 226 00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,417 That's what mine used to look like. 227 00:10:25,451 --> 00:10:27,384 - Before Casey was born. - Really? 228 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:29,551 Yeah, and then it... boom. 229 00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:31,317 I mean, by the time baby Scott came along, 230 00:10:31,351 --> 00:10:33,284 it was so blown out, 231 00:10:33,317 --> 00:10:35,884 I sneezed, and he just fell right out of me, right out. 232 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:38,751 Did you notice it getting progressively bigger, 233 00:10:38,784 --> 00:10:40,684 Casey, Chloe, and Rivers and then Scott? 234 00:10:40,717 --> 00:10:42,517 - Okay, just freeze, freeze... - Pretty much. 235 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:44,351 - It was just so stretched... - ... freeze, Mom... 236 00:10:44,384 --> 00:10:46,284 It just... there was no progress. There was no place to go. 237 00:10:46,317 --> 00:10:48,351 Is having a big vagina something I have to worry about? 238 00:10:48,384 --> 00:10:49,851 - Mm-hmm. - No. No, no. 239 00:10:49,884 --> 00:10:51,517 You do not have to worry about this. 240 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,384 This is not for you to worry about. 241 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:55,851 Hey, um, Bridge, do you know Nelson Rose Taylor? 242 00:10:55,884 --> 00:10:58,317 - What? - How did you get my phone? 243 00:10:58,351 --> 00:10:59,817 Uh, it was charging on the nightstand, 244 00:10:59,851 --> 00:11:01,717 so I just unplugged it and took it. 245 00:11:01,751 --> 00:11:04,317 I said no phones for the whole week... 246 00:11:04,351 --> 00:11:05,851 - Okay, look... - ... because of the porn. 247 00:11:05,884 --> 00:11:08,684 ... Hard Nipples Nelson, college sportscaster. 248 00:11:08,717 --> 00:11:10,684 This is your baby daddy, right? 249 00:11:10,717 --> 00:11:12,684 No, he dates, like, hundreds of girls. 250 00:11:12,717 --> 00:11:15,451 - I'm sure it's not serious. - He's fucking lucky. 251 00:11:15,484 --> 00:11:17,817 Rivers, get upstairs. 252 00:11:19,951 --> 00:11:22,717 - Hard Nipples Nelson? - Oh, she's very pretty. 253 00:11:22,751 --> 00:11:24,917 Very pretty. 254 00:11:36,451 --> 00:11:37,851 What the fuck? 255 00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:46,251 Well, you know, do you want to take an extra? 256 00:11:46,284 --> 00:11:47,284 You take an extra. 257 00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:50,184 Tutu! 258 00:11:50,217 --> 00:11:52,117 Ah, shit, I'm in trouble. 259 00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:53,751 - Hey. - Hey, look! 260 00:11:53,784 --> 00:11:55,051 It's Joe's nephew! 261 00:11:56,684 --> 00:11:57,784 Ah, forget it. I gotta go. 262 00:12:01,613 --> 00:12:03,647 I can see him from there. 263 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,347 He has his tablet. 264 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,813 What are you watching? 265 00:12:07,847 --> 00:12:09,680 You're gonna... hey, hey. 266 00:12:09,713 --> 00:12:13,280 You're gonna get cavities. Hey. Okay, fine. 267 00:12:13,313 --> 00:12:14,647 Where the eff is your dad? 268 00:12:17,813 --> 00:12:20,580 Out of towels. Okay, okay. 269 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:28,013 Ready, one, two, three. All right. 270 00:12:30,513 --> 00:12:32,413 Almost done. We gotta text Daddy. 271 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,880 Okay, where is he? 272 00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:34,813 You need... wanna go to bed? I know. 273 00:12:34,847 --> 00:12:36,347 Here. 274 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,413 One fell off and hit her head. 275 00:12:39,447 --> 00:12:42,513 No more monkeys jumping on the bed. 276 00:12:42,547 --> 00:12:45,747 Oh. Larry, ouch. 277 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,947 ? Larry... ? 278 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:50,347 ? Best friends ? 279 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:52,647 ? Best friends ? 280 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,480 ? Best friends ? 281 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:58,613 ? Forever ? 282 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,413 - You okay, baby? - Hey, he's asleep. 283 00:13:05,447 --> 00:13:07,313 Don't wake him. 284 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:13,647 Bridge... 285 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,680 ... you cannot text me, "Larry 911" 286 00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,680 if it's not Larry 911, okay? 287 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:18,980 I thought he fell out the window, 288 00:13:19,013 --> 00:13:20,747 and I was gonna yell at you, 289 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:21,880 because I told you to fix the window. 290 00:13:21,913 --> 00:13:23,480 Okay, I am sorry. 291 00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:25,447 You haven't missed bedtime in a while, 292 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,313 and I thought you died. 293 00:13:30,647 --> 00:13:32,913 I'm gonna miss bedtime sometimes, okay? 294 00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:35,547 Well, now that you're here, do you wanna just, 295 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:38,013 I don't know, watch a movie or something? 296 00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:41,280 - I stole my neighbor's Wi-Fi. - I would, but... 297 00:13:41,313 --> 00:13:42,780 ... I really thought this was an emergency, 298 00:13:42,813 --> 00:13:46,413 and... I got somebody in the car. 299 00:13:46,447 --> 00:13:48,547 Oh, nipple girl? 300 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:50,480 It's okay, I already know. 301 00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:52,947 I... I was gonna tell you. You know I was gonna tell you. 302 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:54,580 - It's just... - I know. It's fine. 303 00:13:54,613 --> 00:13:56,747 I get it. 304 00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:58,280 - Really? - Yeah, just... 305 00:13:58,313 --> 00:13:59,947 Really, Bridge? You mean that? 306 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,680 You can't leave her in the car like a dog. 307 00:14:01,713 --> 00:14:03,613 Come on, I wanna meet her. 308 00:14:03,647 --> 00:14:06,413 No, no, no, no, that would be weird. 309 00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:08,580 No, it's weirder to leave her in the car. 310 00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:10,413 - Hey. - Hi. 311 00:14:10,447 --> 00:14:13,513 Hi, I'm Bridgette. 312 00:14:13,547 --> 00:14:15,947 - Hello, I'm Nelson. - Wow, it's... 313 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,880 - So nice to finally meet you. - Yeah. 314 00:14:18,913 --> 00:14:20,513 Hey, baby. 315 00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:21,580 - Hey. - Hey, babe. 316 00:14:21,613 --> 00:14:23,547 Is everything okay? 317 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,613 Um, oh, yeah, he... he's fine. 318 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:26,947 Yeah, everything's good. 319 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,880 Larry just had a fever, but it broke, so... 320 00:14:28,913 --> 00:14:30,447 - ... he's sleeping now. - That's good. 321 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,513 Yeah. It's so nice to meet you. 322 00:14:32,547 --> 00:14:34,513 It's so good to meet you too. 323 00:14:34,547 --> 00:14:35,980 You look so different than in your photos. 324 00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:37,780 It's like... 325 00:14:37,813 --> 00:14:40,013 ... like a gritty quality. I like it. 326 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,413 Oh. 327 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,480 Well, thank you. 328 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,313 I... I try. 329 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:50,280 Um, were you really named after Nelson Mandela? 330 00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:52,313 Yeah. Yeah, I was. 331 00:14:52,347 --> 00:14:53,547 Actually, it's a really great, you know, daily reminder 332 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,880 to sort of give back and stay humble, 333 00:14:55,913 --> 00:14:58,413 and, you know, he was a great man, so... 334 00:14:58,447 --> 00:14:59,947 Is the Rose after Rosa Parks? 335 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:01,680 - Oh... - Oh... 336 00:15:03,647 --> 00:15:05,347 I can't believe Rafi's kept me from you. 337 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,980 Are you kidding? He's such a pussy. 338 00:15:08,013 --> 00:15:10,013 - He is, isn't he? - He is, yeah. 339 00:15:10,047 --> 00:15:11,780 Since when have I been a pussy? 340 00:15:11,813 --> 00:15:13,413 - Just a lit... just a little. - When? 341 00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:14,980 - I like it. - It's your best quality. 342 00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:16,547 - You like it? - Daddy? 343 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,880 - Are you there? - Larry, Hi. 344 00:15:18,913 --> 00:15:22,347 Hi, you remember me? Oh, you little sicky bear. 345 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,813 - You feeling any better? - Hi, baby. 346 00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:26,647 Hi. Oh, yeah, go to Mama. 347 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,413 You met Larry? 348 00:15:28,447 --> 00:15:30,947 Yeah. Oh, he's just the sweetest. 349 00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:32,613 Really, I mean, you're doing a really, 350 00:15:32,647 --> 00:15:33,780 really great job with him. 351 00:15:33,813 --> 00:15:35,980 It's really impressive, and, um, 352 00:15:36,013 --> 00:15:38,480 it must be really hard to share him. 353 00:15:38,513 --> 00:15:39,947 Oh, no, it's not. 354 00:15:42,513 --> 00:15:43,980 Wanna say goodnight to Dada? 355 00:15:44,013 --> 00:15:46,947 Goodnight, Larry. 356 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,013 - Goodnight, baby. - Aww, you're mad at him? 357 00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:51,913 Mm. 358 00:15:51,947 --> 00:15:53,413 Okay, um, goodnight. It was so nice to meet you. 359 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,580 We're still cool, right? 360 00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:57,913 Oh, yeah. Wicked cool. 361 00:15:57,947 --> 00:16:00,380 Mommy... 362 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,613 Mm. 363 00:19:12,647 --> 00:19:15,013 Hey, excuse me, can I get a peanut butter brownie 364 00:19:15,047 --> 00:19:17,447 and then an Oreo brownie and a black and white cookie? 365 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,447 - How much? - $1.25. 366 00:19:25,847 --> 00:19:28,280 And... here we go. 367 00:19:28,313 --> 00:19:30,347 And I'm gonna leave you a little tip, okay? 368 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,413 Thank you. 369 00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:38,413 ... I wanna give you a little more. 370 00:19:38,447 --> 00:19:39,580 Bridgette? 371 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,447 Bridge. 372 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,613 - Je... Jesse? - What are you doing here? 373 00:19:43,647 --> 00:19:45,880 It's, um... you know what, it's... 374 00:19:45,913 --> 00:19:47,780 Larry's birthday tomorrow, 375 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:50,413 and so I just went to get him some goodies. 376 00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:52,780 Oh, my God, you had a kid, and you named him Larry Bird. 377 00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:54,313 Why? You think I should change it? 378 00:19:54,347 --> 00:19:56,580 Oh, I... 379 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,447 You're a mother. 380 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,880 You are somebody's mom. That is just nuts. 381 00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:03,680 Sometimes, I have to look at myself on Facebook 382 00:20:03,713 --> 00:20:06,047 just to like... you know... 383 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,980 $27.25. 384 00:20:08,013 --> 00:20:09,880 Um, here you go. 385 00:20:09,913 --> 00:20:11,413 - It's so nice to see you. - You too. 386 00:20:11,447 --> 00:20:12,747 - Yes. - Um... 387 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:14,947 You look great. You look, uh... 388 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,680 ... homeless great. 389 00:20:16,713 --> 00:20:18,480 I'm sorry, it was declined. 390 00:20:18,513 --> 00:20:20,513 - What? - Declined, your card, it... 391 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,313 I brought the wrong card. 392 00:20:25,347 --> 00:20:28,880 I'm so... this is cra... I've... this is the wrong card. 393 00:20:28,913 --> 00:20:31,680 Um, you know what, will you just bag all my stuff? 394 00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:33,313 Here, keep my jacket as collateral. 395 00:20:33,347 --> 00:20:35,413 - No, I got it. Hey, here. - No, no, no. 396 00:20:35,447 --> 00:20:36,980 - No, no, what are you doing? - Take that right there. 397 00:20:37,013 --> 00:20:38,847 Bridge, come on, take this right here. 398 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,747 Take this, please. Happy birthday, Larry Bird, okay? 399 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,447 You want this cookie? 400 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,547 Yeah, I do want that cookie. Thank you. 401 00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:44,313 You're welcome. Um... 402 00:20:44,347 --> 00:20:46,013 - Here you go. - That was good. 403 00:20:46,047 --> 00:20:48,013 - Thank you so much. - It's my pleasure. 404 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,413 - It's really nice to see you. - Nice to see you. 405 00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:50,613 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 406 00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:51,713 - Bye, Bridge. - Bye! 407 00:20:51,747 --> 00:20:53,447 - Text me sometime! - Okay! 408 00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:14,647 Okay, you're okay. 409 00:21:48,647 --> 00:21:49,847 Mm-mm. 410 00:21:51,613 --> 00:21:52,813 Okay. 411 00:21:58,013 --> 00:22:00,647 Just kidding. I'm sorry. 412 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,480 That's too much. 413 00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:42,980 You stay asleep. 414 00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:44,947 Just give me one hour. 415 00:22:46,613 --> 00:22:47,580 Come in. 416 00:22:47,613 --> 00:22:49,880 - Hello. - Hi. 417 00:22:49,913 --> 00:22:52,313 Uh, get naked. No, get... get naked. 418 00:22:52,347 --> 00:22:55,280 - Oh... yeah. Um... - Okay. 419 00:22:55,313 --> 00:22:56,947 All right. 420 00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:59,680 It's good to see you. This place is, um... 421 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,780 - It's cozy. - Your dick is cozy. 422 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,847 Yeah Hey, remember your mom? 423 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,580 How is she doing? She was always so mean to me, remember? 424 00:23:05,613 --> 00:23:07,980 Oh, yeah. 425 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,747 She's mean to everyone. 426 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:14,280 I can't believe, uh, you actually came. 427 00:23:14,313 --> 00:23:16,547 Oh, um... 428 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:18,680 Well, uh, you invited me, but I can go. 429 00:23:18,713 --> 00:23:20,747 - No, come on. - Okay, yeah. 430 00:23:23,347 --> 00:23:25,647 Are you gonna rape me 431 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,347 in this here field here, master? 432 00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,513 Oh. I... I'm sorry, Bridge. 433 00:23:29,547 --> 00:23:31,613 I'm not really into the... the role playing stuff, 434 00:23:31,647 --> 00:23:33,480 with, uh... that one, in particular. 435 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,447 Not if I'm playing the master... master... probably... 436 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,780 Okay, let's just do this. Come on... 437 00:23:36,813 --> 00:23:38,480 - Okay, okay. Yeah. - Okay? 438 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,880 We've always had such great sexual chemistry. 439 00:23:43,913 --> 00:23:45,947 Yeah. Where are you going? 440 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,647 I think you know where I'm going. 441 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,680 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 442 00:23:49,713 --> 00:23:52,547 Oh. I see that you're still, uh... 443 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:54,747 - ... all-natural. - Oui, oui. 444 00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:59,413 - Now where are you going? - I'm going over here. 445 00:24:00,913 --> 00:24:02,847 Oh... 446 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,347 - Oh, man. - Eesh, I don't know 447 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:07,513 if you wanna be up there, eeh-kay? Um... 448 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:08,847 You know what? Really good right here. 449 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,747 Hang on, just right between the... 450 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:14,347 Hey, so, I'm totally willing to have sex with you. 451 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:17,680 Uh, I just need to know if my vagina's the same. 452 00:24:17,713 --> 00:24:20,280 - The same? - Mm-hmm. 453 00:24:20,313 --> 00:24:22,447 The same as what? 454 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,813 Okay, I need to know if my pussy's been blown out. 455 00:24:25,847 --> 00:24:27,747 So we need to focus. I'm gonna lay down. 456 00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:28,813 You're gonna put your dick in me, 457 00:24:28,847 --> 00:24:30,580 and you're gonna let me know. 458 00:24:30,613 --> 00:24:32,913 - Okay? - Yes, ma'am. 459 00:24:32,947 --> 00:24:34,613 - Okay. - Okay. 460 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,680 Okay. Let's just not even kiss. 461 00:24:36,713 --> 00:24:38,447 - Let's just... put it in. - Okay. 462 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,547 Okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool. 463 00:24:43,913 --> 00:24:46,647 Oh, my God, a foot! Jesus Christ, a foot! 464 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,347 Oh, it's just... 465 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:50,613 What... what is that? What's g... what is that? 466 00:24:50,647 --> 00:24:51,980 You just met my son. 467 00:24:52,013 --> 00:24:53,780 He's been in the bed the whole time? 468 00:24:53,813 --> 00:24:55,347 - I tried to hide him. - Oh, my God. 469 00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:56,613 No, no, no, uh... we can't... 470 00:24:56,647 --> 00:24:58,547 I'm sorry. 471 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,347 Bridge, are you okay? 472 00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:01,847 What do you mean, am I okay? 473 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,413 Um, you're living in a small room 474 00:25:03,447 --> 00:25:04,880 with a two-year-old. 475 00:25:04,913 --> 00:25:07,880 I just got a little weirded out seeing... 476 00:25:07,913 --> 00:25:09,680 ... your son on the bed while I was naked. 477 00:25:09,713 --> 00:25:10,880 I... 478 00:25:10,913 --> 00:25:12,680 When I saw you, I thought 479 00:25:12,713 --> 00:25:14,447 maybe there was something, uh, going on. 480 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,313 And... and there's clearly not, and then that... 481 00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:19,480 and that's okay. 482 00:25:19,513 --> 00:25:20,747 I'm sorry it's like this. 483 00:25:22,047 --> 00:25:24,013 This... maybe we should probably 484 00:25:24,047 --> 00:25:26,313 just do this another time when he's not around. 485 00:25:26,347 --> 00:25:29,480 Okay. 486 00:25:32,047 --> 00:25:33,713 He's always around. 487 00:25:36,313 --> 00:25:38,013 Yeah. 488 00:25:38,047 --> 00:25:39,847 Um, I should go. 489 00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:50,480 It was nice to see you. 490 00:25:51,447 --> 00:25:52,547 You too. 491 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,413 Um... just... 492 00:25:58,447 --> 00:25:59,680 ... for the record, 493 00:25:59,713 --> 00:26:01,447 you feel great. 494 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,413 Uh, down there. 495 00:26:05,047 --> 00:26:07,480 Thanks. 496 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:20,280 You waking me up? 497 00:27:20,313 --> 00:27:21,613 Are you waking me up? 498 00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:32,880 Should I get up? 499 00:27:32,913 --> 00:27:35,613 - You wanna do jumps? - Yeah. 500 00:27:35,647 --> 00:27:37,980 Okay. Jump. 501 00:27:38,013 --> 00:27:39,447 - Jump! - Jump. 502 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,447 Jump, jump, jump, jump. 503 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:42,913 Oh! 504 00:27:42,947 --> 00:27:44,647 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle! 505 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,613 Do you want a breakfast? 506 00:27:46,647 --> 00:27:48,447 Yes. 507 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,880 You wanna hold the bowl? 508 00:27:50,647 --> 00:27:52,380 Hot? 509 00:27:53,313 --> 00:27:54,747 Is it hot? 510 00:27:56,447 --> 00:27:58,480 I am sorry. 511 00:27:58,513 --> 00:28:01,313 - I'm sorry. - Okay. I'm sorry. 512 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,547 - No, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 513 00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:04,980 No, I'm sorry. 514 00:28:05,013 --> 00:28:08,313 I'm sorry for doing stupid things. 515 00:28:08,347 --> 00:28:11,347 Fire truck. 516 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,947 Bridgette Bird. 517 00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:24,347 Oh, Law and Order. Guest star. 518 00:28:24,380 --> 00:28:26,347 - Very legit. - Um, yeah. 519 00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:29,447 I, uh, lived in New York for a minute. 520 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,747 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 521 00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:32,947 That's my plan after I graduate. 522 00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:36,447 You know, can't really have a film career here in Boston. 523 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,513 Just gotta shoot these shitty PSAs. 524 00:28:38,547 --> 00:28:40,413 - You know. - Yeah. 525 00:28:40,447 --> 00:28:41,680 Hi, I'll be reading with you. 526 00:28:41,713 --> 00:28:42,980 Just look into the lens. 527 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,913 - Please slate your name. - Okay, hi. 528 00:28:44,947 --> 00:28:48,880 I am Bridgette Bird. SAG-AFTRA, no agent. 529 00:28:48,913 --> 00:28:50,413 Can you try it with a Southern accent? 530 00:28:50,447 --> 00:28:51,947 Okay. 531 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,547 "American soldiers risk their lives 532 00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:55,013 to protect ours, 533 00:28:55,047 --> 00:28:56,980 but they come home and fight a whole... " 534 00:28:57,013 --> 00:28:59,280 Actually, can you just give me one second? Uh... 535 00:29:02,447 --> 00:29:04,480 - Okay. - "American soldiers risk 536 00:29:04,513 --> 00:29:05,780 their lives to protect ours, 537 00:29:05,813 --> 00:29:07,313 but then they come home and fight 538 00:29:07,347 --> 00:29:08,780 a whole new war. 539 00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:10,013 20 percent of soldiers who fought 540 00:29:10,047 --> 00:29:11,780 in Iraq and Afghanistan 541 00:29:11,813 --> 00:29:15,313 are suffering today from PTSD." 542 00:29:16,913 --> 00:29:18,547 I, uh... 543 00:29:20,013 --> 00:29:22,347 Try to push it away. 544 00:29:24,447 --> 00:29:26,913 If I... just don't think about it... 545 00:29:26,947 --> 00:29:29,947 Maybe it won't hurt as much. 546 00:29:35,261 --> 00:29:36,494 But, uh... 547 00:29:38,661 --> 00:29:41,327 And then, the nightmares... 548 00:29:41,361 --> 00:29:43,794 Uh, and the images, uh... 549 00:29:43,827 --> 00:29:45,827 I just... 550 00:29:45,861 --> 00:29:48,461 ... I don't know how to live in this world anymore. 551 00:29:53,127 --> 00:29:54,827 - How was that? - That was amazing. 552 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,294 Ooh. 553 00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:58,627 Oh, hi, it's okay. Fake tears. 554 00:29:58,661 --> 00:30:00,494 Sorry, usually he stays in his seat. 555 00:30:00,527 --> 00:30:02,094 Well, um, thank you so much 556 00:30:02,127 --> 00:30:03,294 - for having me. - Yeah. 557 00:30:03,327 --> 00:30:04,594 I really appreciate it. 558 00:30:04,627 --> 00:30:06,094 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Um... 559 00:30:06,127 --> 00:30:07,761 Oh, you... I can do it again. 560 00:30:07,794 --> 00:30:09,261 No, no, I don't... I don't want you... 561 00:30:09,294 --> 00:30:10,627 - He'll stay there. - No, uh, no. 562 00:30:10,661 --> 00:30:12,694 No, that was perfect. Um... 563 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:15,427 ... I mean, yeah. 564 00:30:15,461 --> 00:30:17,327 Yeah, let's cast you. 565 00:30:17,361 --> 00:30:19,261 - Really? What? - Really, really. 566 00:30:19,294 --> 00:30:21,427 Really, I want to cast you. The job is yours. 567 00:30:21,461 --> 00:30:23,094 - Wow. - Yeah, how did you do that? 568 00:30:23,127 --> 00:30:24,227 Have you been to war? 569 00:30:24,261 --> 00:30:25,594 No. 570 00:30:25,627 --> 00:30:28,361 No, I haven't been to war. 571 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,161 I was sexually abused by my dad, though. 572 00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:32,827 Oh... 573 00:30:34,394 --> 00:30:37,127 Which also causes PTSD. 574 00:30:37,161 --> 00:30:39,694 So I guess I kind of have been to war. 575 00:30:41,661 --> 00:30:43,627 My sister was raped in college. 576 00:30:43,661 --> 00:30:45,294 - Really messed her up. - Right. 577 00:30:45,327 --> 00:30:47,094 See? There you go. 578 00:30:47,127 --> 00:30:49,727 Oh, my God, I'm so excited. 579 00:30:51,627 --> 00:30:56,627 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -