1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:03,000 CREDITS 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,400 'The measure of a man is not in his beliefs, 3 00:00:05,401 --> 00:00:07,080 'but in his actions. 4 00:00:07,081 --> 00:00:10,600 'Who said that? Was it GK Chesterton? Never mind. 5 00:00:10,601 --> 00:00:13,720 'Whoever it was knew what they were talking about. 6 00:00:13,721 --> 00:00:15,160 'This vocation of ours, 7 00:00:15,161 --> 00:00:17,600 'it's about so much more than just preaching the word of God. 8 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,840 'It's about living it. 9 00:00:19,841 --> 00:00:21,920 'It's about getting out there amongst the people. 10 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:24,440 'Not just giving our time, we're giving ourselves. 11 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,960 'What we're doing isn't important. 12 00:00:25,961 --> 00:00:28,080 'Who cares if we're sleeping, eating? 13 00:00:28,081 --> 00:00:29,680 'These people need us. 14 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,960 'We can't just sit on the sidelines, praying. 15 00:00:31,961 --> 00:00:34,520 'What use is that on its own? It's no bloody use at all. 16 00:00:34,521 --> 00:00:39,720 'Our door must always be open. Day and night, night and day. 17 00:00:39,721 --> 00:00:42,320 'We have to do as well. We have to act.' 18 00:00:42,321 --> 00:00:44,600 We are the helpers. 19 00:00:44,601 --> 00:00:48,880 Every minute of every hour of every day, it is our duty to help. 20 00:00:48,881 --> 00:00:52,360 - Might I make a suggestion? - Of course. 21 00:00:52,361 --> 00:00:55,320 Do you think perhaps you need a little holiday? 22 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,760 Welcome to Merries, 23 00:01:03,761 --> 00:01:07,320 where there's never a dull day and the sun always shines. 24 00:01:07,321 --> 00:01:09,600 Leave your worries far behind you 25 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:11,880 and forget about everyday strife! 26 00:01:11,881 --> 00:01:14,440 We're here to put a smile on your face. 27 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:17,280 This is your time to relax, to unwind, 28 00:01:17,281 --> 00:01:20,480 to enjoy life to the fullest. 29 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,840 You can be who you please at Merries, 30 00:01:22,841 --> 00:01:24,520 so put on your glad rags, 31 00:01:24,521 --> 00:01:26,600 dust off your dancing shoes, 32 00:01:26,601 --> 00:01:28,539 and get ready to make friends 33 00:01:28,564 --> 00:01:30,880 and memories you'll never forget. 34 00:01:30,881 --> 00:01:34,800 I wish you and yours a truly wonderful day! 35 00:01:34,801 --> 00:01:37,000 - Off you go, then. - Summer holiday! 36 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,080 I'm pretty sure hell is two hours in a car with that lot. 37 00:01:42,081 --> 00:01:44,320 Sylvia, where's my hat? 38 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:46,000 On your head, Jack. 39 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,040 I need to make a call. I didn't cancel Bible study. 40 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:51,160 - Oh, no, no, no. - What? 41 00:01:51,161 --> 00:01:53,240 No talking about work. We're on holiday. 42 00:01:53,241 --> 00:01:56,080 - How was the train? - Busy. What have I missed? 43 00:01:56,081 --> 00:01:57,200 Will, talking about work. 44 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:58,803 Oh, I don't talk about it that much. 45 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:00,344 You're still talking about it now. 46 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,760 - Where's Leonard? - Looking for his Gorki. 47 00:02:03,761 --> 00:02:06,000 Ooh, Sylvia, they do donkey rides. 48 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,720 - A-ha! - Only Maxim can get me through this torment. 49 00:02:09,721 --> 00:02:11,800 To hell with Maxim. 50 00:02:11,801 --> 00:02:14,240 We're getting drunk and going on a pedalo. 51 00:02:14,241 --> 00:02:16,480 Good Lord. 52 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,080 - Davenport party? - That's us. 53 00:02:24,081 --> 00:02:26,000 Welcome to Merries! 54 00:02:26,001 --> 00:02:28,680 I'm Roy Reeves, your most venerated host. 55 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:32,000 - This is the other half, Babs. - We met at castanet class. 56 00:02:32,001 --> 00:02:34,360 Yeah, I don't know what it was - we just clicked. 57 00:02:34,361 --> 00:02:37,400 Click, click! 58 00:02:37,401 --> 00:02:40,720 Sunny, would you mind showing these fine folk to their chalets, please? 59 00:02:40,721 --> 00:02:42,360 Absolutely, Mr Reeves. 60 00:02:42,361 --> 00:02:45,160 Castanet class! 61 00:02:45,161 --> 00:02:46,680 Ta-ra! 62 00:02:46,681 --> 00:02:48,760 I hope you're all ready for a merry time! 63 00:02:48,761 --> 00:02:50,120 Yes. 64 00:02:50,121 --> 00:02:52,320 Doesn't sound very merry to me. 65 00:02:52,321 --> 00:02:54,600 Are you ready for a merry time?! 66 00:02:54,601 --> 00:02:56,640 - Yes! - Yes! 67 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,200 Yay! 68 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:23,560 Hi! 69 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,880 Didn't do this at private school. 70 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,040 Oh, good one! 71 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,902 Sorry, we're a little delayed due to... 72 00:04:00,927 --> 00:04:01,960 Snoozing. 73 00:04:01,961 --> 00:04:04,280 - Good to know. - We'll be right behind you. 74 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,840 Sorry we're late, we were... having a snooze. 75 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,560 - Sorry! Sorry! - Having a snooze? 76 00:04:18,561 --> 00:04:20,440 If you say so. 77 00:04:20,441 --> 00:04:22,160 - Jack! - What? 78 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,640 'Welcome, one and all!' 79 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:28,040 Hope you're ready to have some fun, fun, fun tonight, 80 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:29,920 you merry lot! 81 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:34,440 Welcome to the stage, the one, the only, 82 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,360 Merries House Band! 83 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,960 Fun Was there ever a more insipid word? 84 00:04:51,961 --> 00:04:54,200 You know what I hate more than fun? 85 00:04:54,201 --> 00:04:55,880 Enforced fun. 86 00:04:55,881 --> 00:04:59,040 If someone has to tell you something's fun, it generally isn't. 87 00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:02,400 Oh, neighbours. Nice. 88 00:05:02,401 --> 00:05:06,480 I'm Sid Danker. This is my... wife, Margie. 89 00:05:06,481 --> 00:05:08,120 - Nice to meet ya. - Hello. 90 00:05:08,121 --> 00:05:09,480 How do you do? 91 00:05:09,481 --> 00:05:11,920 Mwah! 92 00:05:11,921 --> 00:05:14,760 - You been here before? - No, first time. 93 00:05:14,761 --> 00:05:16,895 Quality of guest isn't what it was. 94 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,200 Too many Northerners. 95 00:05:18,201 --> 00:05:20,680 Is that right? 96 00:05:20,681 --> 00:05:23,240 I'll tell you what, we'll get on your table tomorrow, shall we? 97 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:24,560 We'll have a good chinwag. 98 00:05:24,561 --> 00:05:26,520 - Lovely. - Yeah, lovely. 99 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:29,400 - Wouldn't that be lovely? - Lovely. 100 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,680 Scouts! I didn't cancel them. 101 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,400 Will! 102 00:05:49,401 --> 00:05:50,800 Relax. 103 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,240 Tiptoe through the roses. 104 00:05:53,241 --> 00:05:56,040 - Tulips. - Exactly. 105 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:58,480 - Breathe the fresh air. - Look at the stars. 106 00:05:58,481 --> 00:06:00,120 Have a snooze, maybe. 107 00:06:00,121 --> 00:06:03,280 It's been a while since you had a lady friend. 108 00:06:03,281 --> 00:06:06,360 - Romance, that's what you need. - Find yourself a nice girl. 109 00:06:06,361 --> 00:06:08,240 All right, all right, thank you, everyone, 110 00:06:08,241 --> 00:06:10,440 for that sage and unsolicited advice. 111 00:06:10,441 --> 00:06:12,960 Photograph? Two bob for five copies. 112 00:06:12,961 --> 00:06:14,520 Oh, lovely. 113 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,720 Smile. Come on. 114 00:06:17,721 --> 00:06:22,080 - Say "Merries". - Merries! 115 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,840 I couldn't help but overhear. 116 00:06:28,841 --> 00:06:31,040 If it's a nice girl you're looking for... 117 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,000 She's not my type. 118 00:06:39,001 --> 00:06:41,160 Too attractive? 119 00:06:41,161 --> 00:06:43,040 Too friendly? 120 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:45,400 Too uncomplicated? 121 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:27,240 The Merries House Band, everyone! Weren't they fantastic, yeah? 122 00:07:27,241 --> 00:07:30,320 Now, before we crack on, 123 00:07:30,321 --> 00:07:33,520 regulars Margie and Sid 124 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:36,760 have been married two years today. 125 00:07:36,761 --> 00:07:38,360 Hurray! 126 00:07:38,361 --> 00:07:39,800 Come on, Marge, up you come. 127 00:07:39,801 --> 00:07:41,480 Up you come. 128 00:07:41,481 --> 00:07:43,320 Come on! 129 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,240 Ain't she beautiful? 130 00:07:49,241 --> 00:07:52,760 Come on, give 'em a spin. Give 'em a spin. 131 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,440 Happy anniversary, darling. 132 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,440 You're the light of my life. 133 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:05,360 Let's see how that light's going in a decade, eh, folks? 134 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,120 Margie and Sid! 135 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,120 For goodness' sake, Sid, do you have to make such a show? 136 00:08:19,121 --> 00:08:20,800 Everyone's staring! 137 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,720 Had my cheque book stolen the other day. 138 00:08:25,721 --> 00:08:28,440 I didn't report it to the police. 139 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,840 Nah, the thief spent less than the wife. 140 00:08:30,841 --> 00:08:33,160 But that is marriage for you. 141 00:08:33,161 --> 00:08:35,480 It a very expensive way of getting your laundry done... 142 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,240 I'm not sure I can sit through this for the next five nights. 143 00:08:38,241 --> 00:08:40,880 Try a whole summer. It's intolerable. 144 00:08:40,881 --> 00:08:45,000 You know, marriage, it's like a deck chair, innit? 145 00:08:45,001 --> 00:08:49,000 It's ever so comfy at first, bloody impossible to get out of. 146 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,800 - Whoa! - Sid! 147 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,640 Help me get him back to the chalet. 148 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,440 Quality of guest isn't what it was. 149 00:09:07,441 --> 00:09:09,800 I've got 'em rolling in the aisles down here! 150 00:09:09,801 --> 00:09:12,160 It's not that funny, Sid. 151 00:09:12,161 --> 00:09:13,960 Now, the wife, she said... 152 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,960 Nightcap? 153 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,840 I would, but I thought it might be nice 154 00:09:24,841 --> 00:09:27,520 to take in the evening air. 155 00:09:27,521 --> 00:09:29,440 Right. 156 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,120 That's not the knock. 157 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,720 Simon says touch your knees. 158 00:10:19,721 --> 00:10:21,680 Oh, they're playing Simon Says. 159 00:10:21,681 --> 00:10:23,440 Do you wanna join in? 160 00:10:23,441 --> 00:10:25,280 No? Oh. 161 00:10:25,281 --> 00:10:27,640 Simon says hop like a bunny rabbit! Hop, hop, hop. 162 00:10:27,641 --> 00:10:29,280 Good Lord. 163 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,240 Oh, come on, I'm starving. 164 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:36,680 My stomach thinks my throat's been cut. 165 00:10:36,681 --> 00:10:39,000 - I know. I understand. - I've been here for 25 minutes! 166 00:10:39,001 --> 00:10:41,560 This happened last year! I want a refund! 167 00:10:41,561 --> 00:10:44,360 Ladies and gentlemen, if you could just bear with us. 168 00:10:44,361 --> 00:10:47,080 - Come with me now. - We'll be serving breakfast as soon as we can. 169 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,960 Standards have slipped. Didn't I say? 170 00:10:49,961 --> 00:10:52,320 Probably all those Northerners, eh 171 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,680 Oh, looks like somebody had the dodgy salmon. 172 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,960 Nah, I'm on my holidays. 173 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,440 - Guests aren't allowed in yet. - I'm a vicar. 174 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,920 Wife's in a terrible state. 175 00:11:59,921 --> 00:12:01,760 It's none of my business. 176 00:12:01,761 --> 00:12:03,560 Police haven't sealed off the scene. 177 00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:07,440 My only business is relaxing with my thoughts. 178 00:12:07,441 --> 00:12:09,280 Already seen the laundry men go in. 179 00:12:09,281 --> 00:12:11,400 Guests leaving without being interviewed. 180 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,960 Absolutely not. 181 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,600 Absolutely bloody not. 182 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,560 You might want to photograph the body before you move him. 183 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,620 Detective Constable Gerry Wicks. 184 00:12:30,645 --> 00:12:33,000 And who the hell might you be? 185 00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:35,520 Detective Inspector Keating. 186 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,880 - I see. - Technically, "I see, sir." 187 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,840 Wife says he had a dodgy ticker. 188 00:12:43,841 --> 00:12:46,600 Few too many beers, few too many ciggies. 189 00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:48,560 Hits the deck like a sack of potatoes. 190 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,800 Apologies. 191 00:12:53,801 --> 00:12:55,440 It's natural causes. 192 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,880 I'd stake my life on it. 193 00:12:57,881 --> 00:13:01,240 Geordie, soil. 194 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,360 Here, you see. 195 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,840 He was dragged in. 196 00:13:06,841 --> 00:13:09,200 Lidocaine. 197 00:13:09,201 --> 00:13:11,600 Might not wanna stake your life on natural causes just yet. 198 00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:13,240 Was he taking painkillers? 199 00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:17,040 Roy had a slipped disk. It had bothered him for years. 200 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:19,880 - Was it bothering him last night? - Well, I wouldn't know. 201 00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:23,320 He comes here to practise his routine after closing. 202 00:13:23,321 --> 00:13:25,800 I was in bed. 203 00:13:25,801 --> 00:13:32,560 Ah, thank you! Thank you for your concern... sir. 204 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:35,120 I look forward to speaking again, Gerry. 205 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,360 You don't mind if I call you Gerry, do you? 206 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,040 If you could be as discreet as possible, 207 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:48,400 I would really appreciate it. 208 00:13:48,401 --> 00:13:51,080 You seemed upset by your husband's jokes. 209 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,280 They're terrible jokes. 210 00:13:53,281 --> 00:13:55,520 About his terrible wife. 211 00:13:55,521 --> 00:13:57,640 It's an act. It's not real. 212 00:13:57,641 --> 00:13:59,160 A little close to the knuckle. 213 00:13:59,161 --> 00:14:01,560 A joke isn't a joke if it's not close to the knuckle, 214 00:14:01,561 --> 00:14:03,120 wouldn't you say? 215 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:16,040 Five whole days without a carcass, is it too much to ask? 216 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:17,560 We keep going. 217 00:14:17,561 --> 00:14:21,360 We keep giving our guests a merry old time, for Roy. 218 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,400 She seems pretty stoic. 219 00:14:23,401 --> 00:14:26,920 - Howdy there, fellas. - Howdy, Sid. 220 00:14:26,921 --> 00:14:29,320 - Is it a murder? - Is it the wife? 221 00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:30,760 Sylvia! 222 00:14:30,761 --> 00:14:33,240 In my Agatha Christies, it's always the wife. 223 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:37,160 - Well, it looks like natural causes. - Aw, poor chap. 224 00:14:37,161 --> 00:14:38,720 Time to join our conga line! 225 00:14:38,721 --> 00:14:41,800 - Conga line, Sylvia! - Ooh, I love a conga line! 226 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,880 - Sorry about Mr Reeves. - He'd want us to enjoy ourselves. 227 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,080 Let's make this a day to remember! 228 00:14:51,081 --> 00:14:53,880 The longest conga line yet! 229 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,680 Did you hear that music blast last night? 230 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,840 It was ten past midnight, I checked. 231 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,160 Come and join the conga line! 232 00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:10,320 Come on, you two, no excuses! 233 00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:13,320 Because nothing says "in memoriam" like a conga line 234 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,720 - Is that an Argus? - It is. 235 00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:18,840 Bit old, but... 236 00:15:18,841 --> 00:15:21,880 I use an Argus. I've actually just had some photos accepted 237 00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:25,640 - for an exhibition. - Really? We'd love to take a look. 238 00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:28,320 Calling Mr Marlowe to the conga line! 239 00:15:28,321 --> 00:15:30,560 Daniel Marlowe, hurry up! 240 00:15:30,561 --> 00:15:33,120 Duty calls. Another time, perhaps. 241 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,040 - Oh, Gorki. - Have you read it? 242 00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:42,760 Half of it. It's quite... 243 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,960 Impenetrable? Dull? 244 00:15:46,961 --> 00:15:49,640 So unbelievably dull. 245 00:15:49,641 --> 00:15:53,160 Calling Leonard Finch to the conga line. 246 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,200 Leonard Finch to the conga line. Hurry up! 247 00:15:56,201 --> 00:15:57,840 Leonard Finch. 248 00:15:57,841 --> 00:16:00,280 Bryan Stanford. 249 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,760 So, he's listening to this. 250 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,600 He slumps forward... 251 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,360 OK, but then how does he end up in the ballroom? 252 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,640 Geordie. 253 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,320 Excuse me, guests aren't allowed in here. 254 00:16:57,321 --> 00:16:59,760 Sorry, we... we didn't realise. 255 00:16:59,784 --> 00:17:01,039 _ 256 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,720 Ah, would you look at that? 257 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,240 Mm-hm, fancy 258 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:09,600 This safe, where does Mr Reeves keep the key? 259 00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:11,840 - You shouldn't be in here. - He's a detective. 260 00:17:11,841 --> 00:17:14,440 - He's just doing his job. - And I'm doing mine. 261 00:17:14,441 --> 00:17:16,400 Perhaps you'd like to answer his question. 262 00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:19,240 Perhaps you'd like to obey the sign. 263 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,120 Ah. Mm-hm. 264 00:17:25,121 --> 00:17:27,880 Enjoy rifling through a dead man's belongings. 265 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,880 Does she ever stop smiling? 266 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,680 Sorry, you were probably just being polite, 267 00:17:39,681 --> 00:17:41,840 - saying you'd see my work. - Not at all. 268 00:17:41,841 --> 00:17:44,080 Beautiful light. 269 00:17:44,081 --> 00:17:46,760 Not that I'm an aficionado. 270 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,560 - Firenze! - Have you been? 271 00:17:51,561 --> 00:17:53,560 No. 272 00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:56,880 Me neither. I've never been anywhere. 273 00:17:56,881 --> 00:17:58,720 Thank you. 274 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,160 I went to Morocco once. 275 00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:04,960 It was transcendent. 276 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,400 Hard to find transcendence in this place. 277 00:18:09,401 --> 00:18:11,040 I can imagine. 278 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,360 There's hours' worth of Cinefilm here. 279 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,720 Oh, Margie gets about a bit. 280 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,160 Not just the Northerners lowering the tone, then. 281 00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:37,600 She's no ordinary holidaymaker. She was working the camp. 282 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,720 Roy sets his male guests up with Margie, takes these... 283 00:18:43,721 --> 00:18:46,240 Then what, he blackmails them? 284 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,280 Not exactly the souvenir snap you'd want your wife to see, is it? 285 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,480 Well, would you look at that? 286 00:18:58,481 --> 00:19:02,320 Well, that is certainly one way to meet the light of your life. 287 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,040 Bodies square, please. 288 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,920 Right. 289 00:19:08,921 --> 00:19:10,440 May I? 290 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,640 All right. Got my eye on you. 291 00:19:12,641 --> 00:19:15,360 - Keep your hands north of the border. - Sid, please! 292 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,240 So, how long you been coming here? 293 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:30,200 - I used to work here, so... - Let me guess. You're a dancer. 294 00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:33,880 Dancer, singer. 295 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,600 Entertainment was something back then. 296 00:19:36,601 --> 00:19:40,080 Local paper used to say I was destined for the West End. 297 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,360 Is this where you and Sid met? 298 00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:49,400 Place must hold happy memories. 299 00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:53,040 I think you should concentrate on your footwork, Mr Davenport. 300 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,360 Margie, we've seen the photographs. 301 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,080 The ones Mr Reeves took. 302 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,040 Excuse me. 303 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,720 Margie? 304 00:20:11,721 --> 00:20:13,520 What did you say to her? 305 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,080 What is it, my love? 306 00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:26,920 - Come here. - Stop fretting, Sid, please. 307 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,520 I demand to know what you said to her. 308 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:32,640 Demand? Don't be so dramatic. 309 00:20:32,641 --> 00:20:35,720 They know. About me. 310 00:20:35,721 --> 00:20:37,880 What sodding business is it of yours? 311 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,440 - I thought you were on your holidays? - So did I, Sid. 312 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,520 I saved her from that bastard. 313 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,800 What matters is Margie's with me now and she's happy. 314 00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:52,720 You got nothing to be ashamed of, my love. 315 00:20:52,721 --> 00:20:55,160 Do you have to make such a song and dance, Sid? 316 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,800 You must've despised him. 317 00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:04,360 Us, and anyone who met him. 318 00:21:04,361 --> 00:21:07,960 - So, why come back? - To rub the bastard's nose in it. 319 00:21:07,961 --> 00:21:09,960 He tried to ruin me. 320 00:21:09,961 --> 00:21:13,560 I got the girl. I got the happy ever after. 321 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,320 Good riddance to him, I say. 322 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,720 Do you ever feel different from other people? 323 00:21:25,721 --> 00:21:28,000 I think the more appropriate question might be, 324 00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:30,360 do I ever feel remotely the same? 325 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,320 You know, I... I look around here and I see all these people smiling 326 00:21:36,321 --> 00:21:38,120 and enjoying themselves. 327 00:21:38,121 --> 00:21:41,280 All this inane bloody nonsense. 328 00:21:41,281 --> 00:21:43,960 They're just having fun. 329 00:21:43,961 --> 00:21:46,920 It is terribly inane, though, isn't it? 330 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:57,360 Being different isn't so terribly bad. 331 00:21:57,361 --> 00:22:00,520 Better than being something you're not. 332 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,040 You'll go there one day. 333 00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:09,280 Sell your photographs outside the Duomo. 334 00:22:09,281 --> 00:22:11,600 Make an absolute fortune. 335 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,600 No. 336 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,240 Sorry. 337 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,160 No, sorry. I'm sorry. 338 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,120 Bringing your wife back to the place she turned tricks. 339 00:22:42,121 --> 00:22:44,073 To show off to your blackmailer. 340 00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:45,744 Who says romance is dead? 341 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,080 - Who turned tricks? - Who's a blackmailer? 342 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,200 No-one. 343 00:22:53,201 --> 00:22:55,680 I've set up the projector in the main office, Inspector. 344 00:22:55,681 --> 00:22:57,360 Thank you. 345 00:22:57,361 --> 00:22:59,680 It's just a bit of film I've got to watch, Cathy. 346 00:22:59,681 --> 00:23:01,360 Natural causes, you said. 347 00:23:01,361 --> 00:23:03,880 As natural as they come. 348 00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:06,760 And Detective Wicks will be here shortly. 349 00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:08,120 Mm-hm. 350 00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:11,400 Promise me there is not a murderer on the loose. 351 00:23:11,401 --> 00:23:13,280 What about the kids?! 352 00:23:13,281 --> 00:23:15,280 Wouldn't fancy his chances against our lot. 353 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,880 We don't know if it's murder. 354 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,520 Not for sure. 355 00:23:22,521 --> 00:23:25,120 Five days, you said. 356 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,200 Do you know what's worse than enforced fun? 357 00:23:32,201 --> 00:23:34,120 Someone that sulks their way through it. 358 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,840 Don't be angry. 359 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,520 Why would I be angry? 360 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:45,000 I was convivial with Bryan, 361 00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:47,600 he got the wrong impression, 362 00:23:47,601 --> 00:23:49,600 - and... - Sir? 363 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,400 And...? 364 00:23:53,401 --> 00:23:56,160 He tried to kiss me. 365 00:23:56,161 --> 00:23:58,800 Bryan? Bryan, Bryan?! 366 00:23:58,801 --> 00:24:00,600 Shhh! 367 00:24:00,601 --> 00:24:03,800 Take it as a compliment. 368 00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:06,040 You're a handsome chap. He's a handsome chap. 369 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,120 Overdose. 370 00:24:25,121 --> 00:24:29,040 There's enough lidocaine to kill that bloody donkey out there. 371 00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:31,560 I still think there's a chance it could be natural causes. 372 00:24:31,561 --> 00:24:34,240 When was the last time you had a murder case? 373 00:24:34,241 --> 00:24:36,880 '36, I believe. 374 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,040 Where were you? 375 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,080 School. 376 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,960 I'll look this over for you, how about that, hm? 377 00:24:46,961 --> 00:24:50,800 I doubt it'll make much difference, but if you must. 378 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,800 - Mrs Reeves. - Evening, Miss Grant. 379 00:25:21,801 --> 00:25:23,440 Lovely dress. 380 00:25:23,441 --> 00:25:25,240 Were you aware of your husband's dealings? 381 00:25:25,241 --> 00:25:26,640 We having a merry old time? 382 00:25:26,641 --> 00:25:29,080 Did you know he was blackmailing the guests? 383 00:25:29,081 --> 00:25:31,760 - Of course I bloody did. - But you didn't stop him? 384 00:25:31,761 --> 00:25:33,880 This place was my father's. 385 00:25:33,881 --> 00:25:36,480 Then I married, and it belonged to Roy. 386 00:25:36,481 --> 00:25:38,200 He ruined it. 387 00:25:38,201 --> 00:25:40,840 That's the way it goes, isn't it? 388 00:25:40,841 --> 00:25:45,880 So, yes, I knew what he was doing. And, no, I didn't stop him. 389 00:25:45,881 --> 00:25:47,760 Does that answer your question? 390 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,360 - Lidocaine. - Injected? 391 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,440 Swelling in the throat. 392 00:25:58,441 --> 00:26:01,920 So he ingested it. With his supper, maybe? 393 00:26:01,921 --> 00:26:04,440 Starting to wish I hadn't had that hot pot. 394 00:26:04,441 --> 00:26:06,680 He was fine on stage. 395 00:26:06,681 --> 00:26:08,800 It must be someone who knew him. 396 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,840 - Excuse me, would you like to dance? - Not now, sorry. 397 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,120 Someone who knew he took lidocaine. 398 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,520 What? 399 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,680 You only live once. 400 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,200 I think I was a little rude. 401 00:26:35,201 --> 00:26:38,520 - A little? - Inordinately rude. 402 00:26:38,521 --> 00:26:40,360 Extremely, supremely... 403 00:26:40,361 --> 00:26:43,920 - Extraordinarily? - Extraordinarily rude. 404 00:26:43,921 --> 00:26:45,960 I'd love to dance with you. 405 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,120 You coming or not? 406 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,680 Now who's smiling? 407 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,040 - So, tell me. - Pamela. My real name's Pamela. 408 00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:48,360 - Pamela's nice. Pamela's... - Middle-aged with too many kids. 409 00:27:48,361 --> 00:27:50,200 Ha! And a husband she hates. 410 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,680 Pamela Smith doesn't get top billing at the Palladium. 411 00:27:53,681 --> 00:27:57,160 Besides, everyone here's pretending to be someone they're not. 412 00:27:57,161 --> 00:27:59,160 I bet even you are. 413 00:27:59,161 --> 00:28:03,520 - Sadly, I am deeply uncomplicated. - Uh-uh. No. 414 00:28:03,521 --> 00:28:06,280 This face is hiding all sorts of secrets. 415 00:28:06,281 --> 00:28:08,440 Go on, then, try me. 416 00:28:08,441 --> 00:28:10,600 You've got a love child. 417 00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:12,760 Not that I know of. 418 00:28:12,761 --> 00:28:14,960 Doomed affair with a beautiful widow? 419 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:16,200 Ah, if only. 420 00:28:16,201 --> 00:28:18,680 There must be something. 421 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,280 I am my work. My work is me. 422 00:28:22,281 --> 00:28:24,160 That's as scandalous as it gets. 423 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,240 Do you ever feel like you work because there's something missing? 424 00:28:52,241 --> 00:28:55,640 - That got serious suddenly. - We can do serious, can't we? 425 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,680 I love what I do. I love making people happy. 426 00:29:00,681 --> 00:29:03,240 Oh, I love my job, too. I just... 427 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,920 Sometimes, I feel like there must be something else. 428 00:29:06,921 --> 00:29:08,800 Like what? 429 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,400 I don't know. 430 00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:13,320 Yes, you do. 431 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,240 You know how this goes, right? 432 00:29:21,241 --> 00:29:24,120 We have a few nice nights, you go back to your life, 433 00:29:24,121 --> 00:29:27,360 I go back to mine, and we never see each other again. 434 00:29:27,361 --> 00:29:29,760 Mmm, it's a terrible idea 435 00:29:29,761 --> 00:29:33,200 - Terrible. - Truly, truly awful. 436 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,200 Er... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to stop you there. 437 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,459 He told me he'd destroy this. 438 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:20,040 He used you, like he used Margie. 439 00:30:20,041 --> 00:30:22,960 Not like Margie. I'm not cheap. 440 00:30:22,961 --> 00:30:25,640 You don't like what Roy was making you do. 441 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,280 Him dying certainly put a stop to that. 442 00:30:30,281 --> 00:30:32,560 You think I killed him? 443 00:30:32,561 --> 00:30:35,440 - Did you? - 100 times in my head. 444 00:30:35,441 --> 00:30:37,080 But no. 445 00:30:37,081 --> 00:30:39,120 Did you sleep with them? 446 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,920 Is that all this was to you? 447 00:30:46,921 --> 00:30:49,000 Just a way to blackmail me? 448 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,680 Oh, this is the most uncomfortable bed I've ever slept in. 449 00:31:01,681 --> 00:31:03,440 It's cheap and it's gaudy, 450 00:31:03,441 --> 00:31:05,920 and I'd quite like Mrs C to boil these sheets. 451 00:31:05,921 --> 00:31:08,920 Doesn't seem so bad. 452 00:31:08,921 --> 00:31:11,120 Just a minute! 453 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,720 Might I talk with you? 454 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,760 Bryan. 455 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,880 I never had Sunny down as a younger version of Margie. 456 00:31:36,881 --> 00:31:38,480 Are you upset? 457 00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:40,760 - No. - You liar. 458 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,520 You're right about one thing. You do not have a type. 459 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,040 From a nun to a prostitute. 460 00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:54,440 - Geordie. - It's almost biblical. 461 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,560 It's Roy. 462 00:31:59,561 --> 00:32:02,080 Well, if he's in it, then who took it? 463 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,160 Thank you, contestant five. And the scores are? 464 00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:13,240 - Go on, Margie, get up there. - I don't want to, Sid. 465 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,840 And our final pair of pins! 466 00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:24,240 Go on, Sylvia. 467 00:32:24,241 --> 00:32:27,400 Contestant number six is housekeeper to Reverend Davenport 468 00:32:27,401 --> 00:32:29,520 and his curate Mr Finch. 469 00:32:29,521 --> 00:32:33,760 What did God say after creating man? "I can do better." 470 00:32:33,761 --> 00:32:35,960 And these legs are living proof. 471 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,560 - Bloody hell. - Higher! Higher! 472 00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:41,600 Lower! Lower! 473 00:32:41,601 --> 00:32:43,360 Thank you, contestant number six. 474 00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:45,760 And the scores are? 475 00:32:45,761 --> 00:32:47,520 Well done, Sylvia. 476 00:32:47,521 --> 00:32:50,520 And the winner is contestant number 6! 477 00:32:50,521 --> 00:32:52,040 Oh! 478 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,320 This might be the happiest day of my life. 479 00:32:59,321 --> 00:33:01,880 Our wedding apart, of course. 480 00:33:01,881 --> 00:33:05,000 You know they give it to the old girls out of sympathy. 481 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,560 Know that from experience, Margie? 482 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,720 Mrs Chapman. 483 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,920 Excellent. 484 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,800 A word, if you don't mind. 485 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,040 Mr Reeves would set up the men with Sunny. 486 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,040 I'd film them. 487 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,640 In flagrante? 488 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:33,560 No, Sunny would never go that far. 489 00:33:33,561 --> 00:33:36,520 She'd dance with them. A kiss, maybe. 490 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,520 What other footage do you have? 491 00:33:40,521 --> 00:33:43,560 You were filming the night Mr Reeves died. 492 00:33:43,561 --> 00:33:46,440 Er... just his comedy routine. 493 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,880 "Comedy" in inverted commas. 494 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,640 Can I take this? 495 00:33:57,641 --> 00:33:59,240 Absolutely. 496 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,040 - You're a clergyman? - That's right. 497 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,280 It's a rather delicate matter. 498 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,600 Anything you say will be in confidence. 499 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,880 Your curate. 500 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,120 I saw him with a man. 501 00:34:22,121 --> 00:34:24,240 They were in bed together. 502 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,800 That can't be the case. 503 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,000 Are you doubting what I saw? 504 00:34:31,001 --> 00:34:33,680 I'm doubting your reading of the situation. 505 00:34:33,681 --> 00:34:35,560 What other way is there to read it? 506 00:34:35,561 --> 00:34:37,560 - I'll speak to him. - I should report it. 507 00:34:37,561 --> 00:34:38,800 I'll speak to him. 508 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,480 Please, just... just leave it with me. 509 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,720 Action has to be taken, Mr Davenport. 510 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,600 He has to be dealt with. 511 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,120 Bugger. Nothing. 512 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,640 Let's watch it again. 513 00:35:31,641 --> 00:35:34,440 No, no, no, you don't. 514 00:35:34,441 --> 00:35:38,480 You're gonna have dinner with me, then we're going to dance, 515 00:35:38,481 --> 00:35:40,760 before you walk me out under the stars 516 00:35:40,761 --> 00:35:43,000 to tell me that you love me. 517 00:35:43,001 --> 00:35:44,600 Understood? 518 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:46,920 That sounds pretty comprehensive. 519 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,480 He keeps staring. 520 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,640 Have a drink, stop worrying. 521 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,080 - I'm so scared. - Go on, you'll be great. 522 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,200 Roy promised he'd make her a star. 523 00:36:24,201 --> 00:36:26,680 What she had to do wasn't her choice. 524 00:36:26,681 --> 00:36:28,800 Roy wasn't there when she made a play for me. 525 00:36:28,801 --> 00:36:30,960 Who said she was making a play? 526 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,120 Did it ever cross your mind that it was as simple as she liked you? 527 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,800 Not now, I've got butterflies enough. 528 00:36:51,801 --> 00:36:55,200 I'm sorry. You can understand why I thought what I thought. 529 00:36:55,201 --> 00:36:56,920 That I was cheap? 530 00:36:56,921 --> 00:36:59,520 - That your intentions towards me were... - Cheap. 531 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,080 - I'm not Margie. - I didn't say you were. 532 00:37:03,081 --> 00:37:05,240 I didn't sleep with them. 533 00:37:05,241 --> 00:37:07,640 I'm not hitching my wagon to the first miserable old sod 534 00:37:07,641 --> 00:37:09,640 who can get me out of here. 535 00:37:09,641 --> 00:37:11,280 I liked you. 536 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,000 Liked, past tense? 537 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,280 The Merries House Band! 538 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:29,040 Now, please, give a very warm welcome to tonight's act, 539 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,520 Miss Pamela Smith. 540 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,160 We'll see. 541 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,880 Thank you. Thank you. 542 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,120 I've been doing some decorating recently. 543 00:37:45,121 --> 00:37:49,720 D'you know how many men it takes to wallpaper a bedroom? 544 00:37:49,721 --> 00:37:52,160 Well, depends on how thinly you slice them. 545 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,120 A friend of mine once said that marriage is... 546 00:38:04,121 --> 00:38:05,176 - The stout. - What? 547 00:38:05,201 --> 00:38:06,760 ..a three-ring circus. 548 00:38:06,761 --> 00:38:08,800 The lidocaine was in the stout. Engagement ring, 549 00:38:08,801 --> 00:38:11,040 wedding ring, suffering. 550 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,800 Right, don't take your eyes off that glass. 551 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,000 - Oh, bugger. - No, no, no. No. 552 00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:26,200 Look how much stout's in his glass now. 553 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,080 Maybe he got a top up. 554 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,640 Or someone gave him that glass. 555 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,880 I sometimes think wives are like ventriloquists. 556 00:38:38,881 --> 00:38:40,400 They sit there nodding 557 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,160 whilst the dummy does all the talking. 558 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,560 You know what I mean, ladies, "Yak, yak, yak." 559 00:38:47,561 --> 00:38:49,880 Ah, my grandmother had it right. 560 00:38:49,881 --> 00:38:52,400 She buried three husbands. Three! 561 00:38:52,401 --> 00:38:54,080 Two of them were only napping. 562 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:56,920 My granny was onto something, she really was. 563 00:38:56,921 --> 00:38:59,520 She said the quickest way to a man's heart 564 00:38:59,521 --> 00:39:01,280 was through his chest. 565 00:39:01,281 --> 00:39:02,760 She wasn't wrong. 566 00:39:02,761 --> 00:39:04,480 You put the lidocaine in your own drink 567 00:39:04,481 --> 00:39:06,080 and you gave it to Roy. 568 00:39:06,081 --> 00:39:07,720 I don't follow you. 569 00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:09,560 Outside. 570 00:39:09,561 --> 00:39:12,120 I have three pets, which is pretty much like having a husband. 571 00:39:12,121 --> 00:39:14,560 A dog who growls all morning, a parrot who swears all day, 572 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:17,400 and a cat who comes home late at night! 573 00:39:17,401 --> 00:39:19,840 If your husband brings you flowers, ladies, 574 00:39:19,841 --> 00:39:22,640 and says it's for no reason, there's a reason. 575 00:39:22,641 --> 00:39:24,800 There is most definitely a reason. 576 00:39:24,801 --> 00:39:27,760 'I'm not Margie. 577 00:39:27,761 --> 00:39:30,080 'I'm not hitching my wagon to the first miserable old sod 578 00:39:30,081 --> 00:39:32,960 'who can get me out of here.' 579 00:39:32,961 --> 00:39:35,240 'For goodness' sake, Sid, do you have to make a show? 580 00:39:35,241 --> 00:39:37,280 'Everyone's staring!' 581 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,920 Roy set out to ruin you, Sid. 582 00:39:52,921 --> 00:39:56,360 You put enough lidocaine in that drink to kill him. 583 00:39:56,361 --> 00:39:59,240 - That's right, isn't it? - No. 584 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,000 No, it isn't right. 585 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:06,720 It's pretty insensitive to bring your wife here for your anniversary. 586 00:40:06,721 --> 00:40:09,880 A place where everyone knew about her past. 587 00:40:09,881 --> 00:40:13,080 Perhaps that was the final humiliation. 588 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,000 You put the lidocaine in Sid's pint. 589 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,920 And then Roy accidentally took the pint intended for your husband. 590 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,800 When Sid fell, you must've thought it was all going to plan. 591 00:40:37,801 --> 00:40:40,440 But he was drunk, not poisoned. 592 00:40:40,441 --> 00:40:41,840 Sid! 593 00:40:41,841 --> 00:40:44,440 I don't understand. 594 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,480 You took Sid back to your chalet. 595 00:40:47,481 --> 00:40:49,240 But he wasn't dying. 596 00:40:49,241 --> 00:40:50,440 So you panicked. 597 00:40:50,441 --> 00:40:52,640 And then, for some reason, you went out again. 598 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,160 I still had the vial on me. 599 00:40:57,161 --> 00:40:58,760 Had to get rid of it. 600 00:40:58,761 --> 00:41:01,040 Margie, my love, what are you saying? 601 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,040 We know Roy was in his office because of the music. 602 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,400 And we know he made it outside because of the mud on his shoes. 603 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,800 You knew Roy practised his routine after hours. 604 00:41:19,801 --> 00:41:22,040 So you dragged him into the ballroom. 605 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,880 When I saw him, I knew. 606 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,720 Knew what, Margie? 607 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,360 That I'd killed the wrong man. 608 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,240 You don't mean that. 609 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,800 I don't understand. I don't. 610 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,680 You brought me here to score points. 611 00:41:45,681 --> 00:41:47,360 How do you think that makes me feel? 612 00:41:47,361 --> 00:41:50,240 Roy was the one who humiliated you. 613 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:53,280 You treat me like some kind of prize. 614 00:41:53,281 --> 00:41:55,920 I feel worthless, Sid. 615 00:41:55,921 --> 00:41:59,000 You were nothing but a whore when I met you. 616 00:41:59,001 --> 00:42:02,080 And you still make me feel like one. 617 00:42:02,081 --> 00:42:05,480 - I saved you from the bastard. - That's not enough. 618 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,840 - I gave you everything. - Not love, Sid. 619 00:42:08,841 --> 00:42:11,480 You never gave me love. 620 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,440 Even on holiday, we can't be us. 621 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,280 Bryan would be a damn fool to take it any further. 622 00:42:38,281 --> 00:42:40,640 It's more than that. 623 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:43,120 We can never be ourselves. 624 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:47,000 I long to hold hands. 625 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,880 Imagine if we could hold hands every day. 626 00:42:53,881 --> 00:42:56,240 It would become very dull, very quickly. 627 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,400 Come here. 628 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,440 - Right now, straight to the car. - Stop running, Ivy! 629 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,880 - Knew that Margie had a glint in her eye. - Oh, that's definitive. 630 00:43:23,881 --> 00:43:26,280 I was right, though. It was the wife. 631 00:43:26,281 --> 00:43:28,720 - You thought it was Roy's wife! - You can't just pick any wife. 632 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,360 These are yours. 633 00:43:35,361 --> 00:43:37,240 Thank you. 634 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,760 I've spoken to Mr Finch. 635 00:43:43,761 --> 00:43:45,840 And? 636 00:43:45,841 --> 00:43:48,920 I'll be taking up the matter on our return. 637 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,040 I felt it was my duty. 638 00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,800 More than that, I felt it was a moral obligation. 639 00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:57,040 I hope you understand. 640 00:43:57,041 --> 00:44:00,080 I'd appreciate it if you'd let me handle it from here. 641 00:44:00,081 --> 00:44:01,960 Of course. 642 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,320 What did he want? 643 00:44:08,321 --> 00:44:10,760 - Photographs. - That all? 644 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,560 What else would it be? 645 00:44:13,561 --> 00:44:15,560 Now, I don't know about you, 646 00:44:15,561 --> 00:44:18,040 but I am really looking forward to getting home. 647 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,520 Thing about this place, everyone always leaves. 648 00:44:26,521 --> 00:44:28,440 You could leave, too. 649 00:44:28,441 --> 00:44:30,480 I'm going to. End of the season. 650 00:44:30,481 --> 00:44:32,160 You're wrong, by the way. 651 00:44:32,161 --> 00:44:34,280 I seem to be making a habit of that. 652 00:44:34,281 --> 00:44:36,640 Maybe you work because you love it, 653 00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:39,480 not because there's something missing. 654 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,480 Shame. 655 00:44:45,481 --> 00:44:48,200 I think I could've fallen in love with you. 656 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,600 Welcome to Merries, where there's never a dull day, 657 00:44:58,601 --> 00:45:00,921 and the sun always shines. 658 00:45:00,922 --> 00:45:02,722 Forget work, 659 00:45:02,723 --> 00:45:04,643 leave your worries far behind 660 00:45:04,644 --> 00:45:09,844 and get ready to make friends and memories you'll never forget. 661 00:45:09,845 --> 00:45:14,525 For those guests who are leaving us, we wish you bon voyage. 662 00:45:14,526 --> 00:45:18,026 But don't despair, it's not forever. 663 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:23,360 Though you may be far away, no distance can keep us apart. 664 00:45:23,361 --> 00:45:27,081 We'll hold you safe in our hearts. 665 00:45:27,082 --> 00:45:31,752 And in time, we'll meet again. 666 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,800 *CREDITS*