1 00:00:04,291 --> 00:00:05,815 Lastly, on a personal note, 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:06,847 as many of you know, 3 00:00:06,872 --> 00:00:08,734 Kevin and I have recently reconciled. 4 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,819 Noice. Somebody's getting some. 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,738 It's true. I am. Now, when we originally wed, 6 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,642 we didn't know how long gay marriage would be legal, 7 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,808 so we had a somewhat rushed ceremony. 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,202 - Do you, Kevin... - Yes. 9 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,996 - And do you... - Yes. Yes, we do. 10 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,063 We're married. 11 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,346 Kevin has always regretted it, 12 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,917 so we're having a vow renewal ceremony. 13 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,654 This time, we're pulling out all the stops. 14 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:29,353 It's will be a truly extravagant affair. 15 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,137 Oh, how extravagant are we talking? 16 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:33,258 - Champagne pyramid? - Destination wedding? 17 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,384 Celebrity officiant? 18 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,494 We got the salad forks. 19 00:00:35,925 --> 00:00:37,512 Can you believe it, a second fork? 20 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,831 Who do we think we are? 21 00:00:40,656 --> 00:00:42,851 Oh, no. You're shocked at how garish it is. 22 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,478 Now I don't even wanna tell you 23 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,022 the other surprise I have in store for Kevin. 24 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,545 Wait, let me guess. You're getting bread plates? 25 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:49,155 Don't be absurd. We're not crazy. 26 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,359 No, the big surprise is... 27 00:00:52,164 --> 00:00:54,596 I'm retiring from the NYPD. 28 00:00:54,787 --> 00:00:55,739 Wait. 29 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,887 What? 30 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,296 Why did you lead with the salad forks? 31 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,223 You're leaving the NYPD? 32 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,797 My preoccupation with my job 33 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,768 has been a point of contention with Kevin for some time now. 34 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,193 I wanna show him that our relationship comes first. 35 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:29,548 But, sir, it's too soon for you to retire. 36 00:01:29,573 --> 00:01:31,523 We didn't even get to do one final cool case together. 37 00:01:31,548 --> 00:01:32,786 The last thing we worked 38 00:01:32,811 --> 00:01:34,200 was finding that kid's missing mitten. 39 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:35,946 I thought that was rewarding and poignant. 40 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,160 It was boring as crap! 41 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,448 What were you hoping for otherwise? 42 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,727 I'm so glad you asked. 43 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,642 We hunt down a serial killer, stare death in the face, 44 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,704 and then in the final battle, you save my life 45 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:46,038 and I say to you, "How can I ever repay you?" 46 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:48,625 And you say, "You already have." 47 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,960 Then you jump on your motorcycle, 48 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,336 drive off, never to be seen again. 49 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,784 I don't have a motorcycle, but Kevin and I 50 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:54,983 did just purchase recumbent bicycles. 51 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,136 [bleep] you, Captain Holt. 52 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,311 Anyway, I already have 53 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:00,412 a cool final case that I'm working on: 54 00:02:00,509 --> 00:02:02,663 the police reform proposal that Santiago and I 55 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:04,808 have been toiling over for these past six months. 56 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,145 Oh, my God, I didn't even think about Amy. 57 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,853 She's gonna be devastated. 58 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,855 Which is why I made sure she wasn't here when I told you. 59 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,858 I need Santiago laser-focused on this proposal. 60 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,651 We can tell her after we turn the report in. 61 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,373 Hopefully, you can keep the news to yourselves for now. 62 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:18,288 Sir, she's my wife. I can't lie to her. 63 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,246 What about that time you spent $1,000 64 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,908 on a Patrick Ewing Top Shot? 65 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,952 That wasn't a lie. I just didn't tell her. 66 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,861 But she's gonna be happy about it, because that Top Shot 67 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:28,991 is currently worth... oh, no. 68 00:02:29,636 --> 00:02:31,918 I will keep your secret for $992. 69 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,587 - Deal. - Great, let's lie to my wife. 70 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:37,866 Ah, hello. 71 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,448 Thank you for coming early to help out. 72 00:02:39,473 --> 00:02:42,262 There's a lot to do since we decided to go so over the top. 73 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,487 I mean, look at the napkins. 74 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,371 We're going with a pretty whimsical fold... 75 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:47,517 lengthwise. 76 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,269 That is... funny. 77 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,495 The intent was whimsy, not humor. 78 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:52,569 Now you have me doubting everything. 79 00:02:52,594 --> 00:02:53,615 Where's... where's Raymond? 80 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,715 You know what? I'll go find him. 81 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,195 I got something I wanna ask him anyway. 82 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,504 There you are. Why are you hiding? 83 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,201 Oh, I was just looking at pornography. 84 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,951 I felt an urgent need to watch some men taking a bath. 85 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:05,949 What? 86 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,955 Okay, fine, you caught me. I was checking my email. 87 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,253 And that's worse than watching porn? 88 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:11,437 Much worse. 89 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,752 Kevin can't know I'm working on our special day. 90 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,736 But I just received an email from my contact 91 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,261 at One Police Plaza about our reform proposal. 92 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,785 Ah, yeah, speaking of that, now that the report is done, 93 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,352 can you please tell Amy you're retiring? 94 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,744 I don't like lying to her. 95 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:24,913 So then you told her about the Top Shot? 96 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,486 I didn't need to because I traded it for an investment 97 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,228 in The Rock's new cryptocurrency, 98 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,360 which is currently worth... 99 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,362 Oh, no, what happened to RockCoin? 100 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:34,272 We can't tell her. Things aren't settled. 101 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,279 The brass is having a closed-door meeting today 102 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,194 about our reform proposal, but apparently, 103 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,029 the union is gonna claim that we fudged our numbers. 104 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,328 That's crazy. 105 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,282 Amy would never fudge numbers. She loves numbers. 106 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,419 Sometimes I think she loves them more than me. 107 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:47,986 Stupid numbers, think they're so great. 108 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,727 I'd love to see numbers give you a baby. 109 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:52,033 I'm gonna check those CompStat numbers right now. 110 00:03:52,242 --> 00:03:53,905 I'm just gonna click on this video link entitled 111 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:56,878 "Handyman fixes squeaky door, [bleep] customer." 112 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,301 Oh, my God. 113 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,673 What? This isn't correct. 114 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,425 Somebody changed these since last night. 115 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,581 Wait. 116 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:04,533 I bet O'Sullivan hacked into the system. 117 00:04:04,558 --> 00:04:06,013 Do you know what this means? 118 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,101 - They're trying to kill... - Jake and Holt... 119 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,233 - Police reform. - Have a final case. 120 00:04:08,257 --> 00:04:09,452 Yep. Mm-hmm. 121 00:04:09,476 --> 00:04:10,844 Two equally important sets of stakes. 122 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,335 He claims you messed with the numbers? 123 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,812 That son of a bitch. 124 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,109 I would never fabricate numbers. 125 00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:16,381 I love numbers. 126 00:04:16,406 --> 00:04:17,895 Numbers can't be a father to your child, Amy. 127 00:04:17,923 --> 00:04:19,968 - So what are we gonna do? - I have a plan. 128 00:04:20,008 --> 00:04:23,058 We can prove that O'Sullivan changed the CompStat numbers 129 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:25,816 - if we find this. - What is that, a bed? 130 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,726 - No, that's a cheese grater. - It's his computer. 131 00:04:27,751 --> 00:04:29,411 Obviously, I should have had Terry do the drawings. 132 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,735 Fortunately, I know how to find his personal computer 133 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:33,737 thanks to his YouTube rants about the NHL. 134 00:04:33,761 --> 00:04:35,173 This is "Islanders Talk," 135 00:04:35,197 --> 00:04:37,961 and today's topic: can hockey have female fans? 136 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,696 Yeah, he's not a good person. 137 00:04:39,721 --> 00:04:41,483 Anyway, those videos are taken in the "man cave" 138 00:04:41,508 --> 00:04:42,746 in O'Sullivan's basement, 139 00:04:42,770 --> 00:04:44,400 so that's gotta be where his laptop is. 140 00:04:44,424 --> 00:04:46,619 Holt and I will be infiltrating his house and retrieving it. 141 00:04:46,643 --> 00:04:47,577 How are you gonna get past him? 142 00:04:47,601 --> 00:04:48,413 He won't be home. 143 00:04:48,438 --> 00:04:50,457 We're gonna lure him out using his one weakness. 144 00:04:50,482 --> 00:04:52,547 Rare Billy Joel memorabilia sale? 145 00:04:52,572 --> 00:04:54,985 - Oh, that's nice, hear. - Ah. 146 00:04:55,043 --> 00:04:56,438 O'Sullivan will meet with an ex-roadie 147 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,109 named Geronimo Rodriguez, 148 00:04:58,133 --> 00:04:59,850 who will actually be an undercover Terry Jeffords, 149 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,135 our resident Billy Joel superfan. 150 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,285 It was one time. 151 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:05,780 You caught me lip-synching to "Uptown Girl" one time. 152 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,349 Nope, he's your favorite singer; everybody knows it. 153 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:08,808 And you're the only one 154 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,426 O'Sullivan hasn't interacted with. 155 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:12,646 If he stumps you, Santiago will be nearby, 156 00:05:12,671 --> 00:05:14,356 feeding you Billy Joel facts into your ear. 157 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,575 You guys need to keep him busy 158 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:17,238 and then use a piece of fake memorabilia 159 00:05:17,263 --> 00:05:18,999 to get a fingerprint we can use to unlock his laptop. 160 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,436 - What am I doing? - You, Charles, and Scully 161 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:21,828 will be here, distracting Kevin 162 00:05:21,852 --> 00:05:22,839 and making sure he doesn't know Holt's working. 163 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,824 And who will be on Cheddar duty? 164 00:05:24,849 --> 00:05:26,910 I mean, can't we just distract him with a bone? 165 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:28,100 Bone? 166 00:05:28,555 --> 00:05:29,955 - Bone? - Yeah. 167 00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:31,456 Bone? 168 00:05:31,481 --> 00:05:33,141 Cheddar's not some street rat. 169 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,885 - This is never gonna work. - Yes, it will. 170 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,190 Just give me 90 minutes, and I promise 171 00:05:36,214 --> 00:05:37,921 I will get you back in time for your vows. 172 00:05:37,999 --> 00:05:41,326 Fine, but if there are any complications, I pull the plug. 173 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:42,806 The ceremony is too important. 174 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:45,095 Kevin cannot find out what we're up to. 175 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,532 He won't, I promise. 176 00:05:46,557 --> 00:05:47,881 Raymond? 177 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,599 What are you all doing in here? 178 00:05:50,462 --> 00:05:51,701 Peralta's watching porn. 179 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:52,546 - What? - What? 180 00:05:52,571 --> 00:05:54,114 Peralta's watching a handyman 181 00:05:54,139 --> 00:05:57,074 repair a squeaky door and then [bleep] his customer. 182 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,650 Is that true, Jake? 183 00:06:02,502 --> 00:06:03,488 Yes. 184 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,005 I wish I could say I was surprised. 185 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,245 Told you it was a great cover. 186 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,705 Not for me! 187 00:06:13,449 --> 00:06:15,824 Okay, if we wanna get past O'Sullivan's ma, 188 00:06:15,849 --> 00:06:17,043 we need undercover personas. 189 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:19,241 I'm thinking you will be Maxwell Maxwell, 190 00:06:19,266 --> 00:06:21,409 international playboy and black ops specialist. 191 00:06:21,433 --> 00:06:23,237 He'd had affairs on every continent, 192 00:06:23,261 --> 00:06:25,239 but his true mistress is danger. 193 00:06:25,263 --> 00:06:26,414 I thought you learned your lesson 194 00:06:26,438 --> 00:06:27,807 about turning police work into movies. 195 00:06:27,831 --> 00:06:29,766 Yeah, I did, but this is a movie about reform. 196 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,099 I mean, isn't that a movie you'd wanna see? 197 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,188 The only movie I wanna see 198 00:06:32,213 --> 00:06:33,495 is called "The World of Mosses." 199 00:06:33,576 --> 00:06:35,815 It's a documentary about the world of mosses. 200 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:37,147 It sounds bad. 201 00:06:37,172 --> 00:06:38,454 Now, we will go in dressed 202 00:06:38,479 --> 00:06:40,108 as gas company employees named Mitch and Henry. 203 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,002 Ugh. At least tell me I'm Henry. 204 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,302 Hello, ma'am. We're from the gas company. 205 00:06:44,326 --> 00:06:46,224 My name is... 206 00:06:47,504 --> 00:06:48,654 Mitch. 207 00:06:48,678 --> 00:06:51,570 Okay, this is how we'll get O'Sullivan's print: 208 00:06:51,594 --> 00:06:52,996 fast-drying dental resin. 209 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:54,259 O'Sullivan touches this, 210 00:06:54,284 --> 00:06:55,827 leaves an imprint, and we have a mold, 211 00:06:55,852 --> 00:06:58,178 Which we use to make a fake finger that will fool 212 00:06:58,203 --> 00:07:00,348 99% of biometric scanners. 213 00:07:00,624 --> 00:07:02,297 - Pretty sweet, right? - I gotta say, 214 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:05,705 I thought Holt retiring would crush your mood, but it hasn't. 215 00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:06,801 Wait. 216 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:09,988 - Holt's retiring? - You knew that. 217 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,489 He said he would tell you when you handed in 218 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,678 your reform proposal, 219 00:07:12,702 --> 00:07:15,333 and you handed it in, and he told you. 220 00:07:15,357 --> 00:07:16,639 No, he didn't. 221 00:07:16,663 --> 00:07:19,356 Okay, well, then I just told you. 222 00:07:19,381 --> 00:07:21,232 But you're still taking it well. 223 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:23,646 Amy? 224 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,517 Amy! 225 00:07:25,801 --> 00:07:26,910 O'Sullivan just texted. 226 00:07:26,934 --> 00:07:29,525 He'll be here in three. You gotta hide! 227 00:07:30,167 --> 00:07:31,743 Um... 228 00:07:31,844 --> 00:07:34,954 I'm just gonna pick you up and carry you like furniture, okay? 229 00:07:39,442 --> 00:07:41,154 Look alive. Kevin's on your six. 230 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,143 - Do you know where Raymond is? - Yes, I do. 231 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,432 He's, um... 232 00:07:44,627 --> 00:07:46,257 Come on, Scully. Think of something. 233 00:07:46,282 --> 00:07:48,956 Think of something. What does that mean? 234 00:07:50,161 --> 00:07:51,388 - Cheddar did it. - Cheddar, I know 235 00:07:51,413 --> 00:07:53,114 you wanted us to go with the other vase. 236 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,532 I have a different aesthetic sense than you, 237 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,456 and it's my day. 238 00:07:55,499 --> 00:07:57,388 Sorry you had to witness that. I will get a broom. 239 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,603 Scully, tail him. 240 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,509 Well, that should keep him busy for a bit. 241 00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:02,772 That was smart, but I don't think 242 00:08:02,796 --> 00:08:04,459 we should mess with Cheddar too much. 243 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,402 Why not? He's an animal. 244 00:08:05,427 --> 00:08:07,128 Animals can be very vengeful, Rosa. 245 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,560 - Is this about Lieutenant... - Of course it's about 246 00:08:08,584 --> 00:08:09,996 - Lieutenant Peanut Butter. - Yeah. 247 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,085 So here's the shutoff to the main line. 248 00:08:12,109 --> 00:08:13,560 Thank you very much, ma'am. 249 00:08:14,699 --> 00:08:16,133 Okay, to get into the basement, 250 00:08:16,157 --> 00:08:17,264 we're gonna have to distract her, 251 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,483 so here's what I'm thinking. 252 00:08:18,507 --> 00:08:20,398 Maxwell Maxwell turns on the charm. 253 00:08:20,422 --> 00:08:24,141 Unbutton your jumper and say, "The thing about gas lines is, 254 00:08:24,165 --> 00:08:25,925 "the pressure builds and builds 255 00:08:25,949 --> 00:08:29,276 and it just needs a little... release." 256 00:08:30,694 --> 00:08:31,844 You don't have to make that sound, 257 00:08:31,868 --> 00:08:33,029 but if I were you, I definitely would. 258 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,412 No one will be talking about release 259 00:08:34,436 --> 00:08:36,141 or making the sound of a rodent in labor. 260 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:37,360 It was a sensuous moan, but fair enough. 261 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:38,537 We just have to get the laptop 262 00:08:38,562 --> 00:08:39,800 so I can get back to Kevin. 263 00:08:39,825 --> 00:08:41,955 You will simply approach her and say... 264 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,987 Ma'am, I need to check your water heater in the basement 265 00:08:44,011 --> 00:08:46,693 to make sure there's no leaks or blockages to the gas line. 266 00:08:46,718 --> 00:08:48,696 You should maybe come back later when my son is home. 267 00:08:48,721 --> 00:08:50,071 He's better at this stuff. 268 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:51,381 Oh, it's just a quick check. 269 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,741 The answer is no. 270 00:08:53,194 --> 00:08:54,790 Sorry about him. 271 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,739 He's a little abrasive. 272 00:08:56,786 --> 00:09:00,220 The name is Maxwell Maxwell. 273 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,290 Carol. 274 00:09:01,315 --> 00:09:02,944 You see, the thing about gas lines is, 275 00:09:02,969 --> 00:09:06,297 the pressure just builds and builds. 276 00:09:06,773 --> 00:09:11,841 Sometimes... it just needs a little release. 277 00:09:14,859 --> 00:09:16,497 Well, we wouldn't want that. 278 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:18,891 You can go down to the basement now, Mitch. 279 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,493 Yeah, sounds good. Have fun, you two. 280 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,353 Amy, look alive. He's here. 281 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:24,481 You the guy selling the memorabilia? 282 00:09:24,506 --> 00:09:26,291 - Oh, yeah. - Where did you get this stuff? 283 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,818 - I used to haul amps for him. - Yeah? Which tours? 284 00:09:28,881 --> 00:09:30,554 The, you know... 285 00:09:30,579 --> 00:09:32,714 Oh, Terry, I'm not ready to say goodbye. 286 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,239 I'm Not Ready to Say Goodbye tour. 287 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,619 - Never heard of that one. - You haven't? That's weird. 288 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:40,106 Maybe you just weren't paying attention. 289 00:09:40,131 --> 00:09:42,373 Sorry. I'm on Billy Joel's wiki now. 290 00:09:42,398 --> 00:09:44,517 I've done other tours too, like... 291 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,295 Innocent Man and The Bridge. 292 00:09:47,426 --> 00:09:49,230 Okay. What's in the box? 293 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:54,068 An early draft of the lyrics to "We Didn't Start the Fire." 294 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:58,539 "Eisenhower, vaccine, side salad, mixed greens." 295 00:09:58,563 --> 00:09:59,845 What is this? 296 00:09:59,869 --> 00:10:01,238 Well, I guess, while he was writing the song, 297 00:10:01,262 --> 00:10:04,197 he must have accidentally included his lunch order. 298 00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:06,025 Anyway, that's 10K. 299 00:10:06,049 --> 00:10:07,244 Oh. 300 00:10:07,268 --> 00:10:08,854 - What's the sticky stuff? - Yes. 301 00:10:08,878 --> 00:10:10,794 I grabbed that out of the trash in his dressing room. 302 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,837 It must be gum. Look, I'm so sorry. 303 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,164 Just let me have that back. 304 00:10:14,188 --> 00:10:15,818 Ah-ah, not so fast. 305 00:10:15,842 --> 00:10:19,386 This has been in William Martin Joel's mouth. 306 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,191 His tongue touched this. 307 00:10:21,218 --> 00:10:22,766 Wait. What's happening? 308 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,305 - What's this, now? - That is $10,000. 309 00:10:25,329 --> 00:10:26,654 And I'm keeping the gum. 310 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:28,379 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 311 00:10:29,507 --> 00:10:31,398 A grown adult with a man cave. 312 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,617 This is so embarrassing. 313 00:10:32,641 --> 00:10:34,532 Oh, my God, he has root beer on tap. 314 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:44,020 Okay, everything is all... 315 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,108 What am I looking at? 316 00:10:45,132 --> 00:10:47,110 Your friend here was very clumsy 317 00:10:47,134 --> 00:10:48,894 and he spilled on himself. 318 00:10:48,918 --> 00:10:51,767 Well, we got everything we needed, but I can wait 319 00:10:51,791 --> 00:10:53,899 if Maxwell needs a little more time to dry off. 320 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:57,076 No, no, no, I'm all dry now. We can leave. 321 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,817 Oh, wait, let me give you my number. 322 00:10:58,841 --> 00:11:00,326 I only have the landline, 323 00:11:00,351 --> 00:11:02,689 so if my son, Frankie, answers, hang up. 324 00:11:02,714 --> 00:11:04,344 He gets a little jealous. 325 00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:05,693 Not to worry, Mrs. O'Sullivan. 326 00:11:05,717 --> 00:11:08,435 Maxwell Maxwell is nothing if not discreet. 327 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,669 Not discreet enough. 328 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,787 Okay, look, I don't know 329 00:11:11,811 --> 00:11:13,310 what kind of freaky stuff you guys are into, 330 00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:15,176 but I want no part of it. 331 00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:18,475 Let's just try to stay calm. 332 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,739 I think you're making a big mistake here. 333 00:11:19,764 --> 00:11:22,740 No, I'm not. He called me Mrs. O'Sullivan. 334 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,408 That was my name three marriages ago. 335 00:11:24,432 --> 00:11:26,102 I'm Carol Shaughnessy now. 336 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:28,354 If he's calling me Mrs. O'Sullivan, 337 00:11:28,392 --> 00:11:29,979 it's 'cause he knows who my son is 338 00:11:30,003 --> 00:11:31,894 and you're up to something. 339 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,710 Carol, baby. 340 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:36,028 Don't "baby" me. Get down in the basement. 341 00:11:36,052 --> 00:11:37,508 Well, I always like going down. 342 00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:39,553 I said move. I'm calling my son. 343 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,992 Feel like she considered it. 344 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,286 We're locked in. 345 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,971 If she gets in touch with O'Sullivan, it's over. 346 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,890 Wait. She said she doesn't have a cell phone. 347 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,474 That means if we can tie up her landline, 348 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,848 she can't call anyone. 349 00:11:52,199 --> 00:11:54,689 Hey, what did you do with the phone? 350 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,934 Smart, but we're still trapped down here. 351 00:11:57,813 --> 00:11:59,922 Does that smile mean you know a way out? 352 00:11:59,946 --> 00:12:01,314 Hmm? Oh, no, I was just... 353 00:12:01,338 --> 00:12:02,446 thinking about how you were about 354 00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:03,926 to hook up with that old lady. 355 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,971 But no, yeah, we're totally screwed. 356 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,626 That's odd. 357 00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:09,888 He only barks like that when he's worried about Raymond. 358 00:12:09,912 --> 00:12:11,396 Oh, Cheddar's not worried about Holt. 359 00:12:11,421 --> 00:12:13,195 I saw him eat a shrimp off the platter earlier. 360 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:14,503 I bet he just wants more. 361 00:12:14,564 --> 00:12:16,194 Hmm, Cheddar doesn't usually indulge in shrimp. 362 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:18,046 He considers it bougie. Speaking of indulging, 363 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,856 the gray boutonniere should've arrived by now, hmm. 364 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,956 Oh, Lord. 365 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,772 See? Cheddar almost blew our cover. 366 00:12:24,796 --> 00:12:26,165 I told you not to mess with him. 367 00:12:26,189 --> 00:12:28,428 Charles, he smelled food and he wanted to eat it. 368 00:12:28,452 --> 00:12:29,952 He's a dog, not a super villain. 369 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,001 I don't know, he's really staring you down right now. 370 00:12:32,026 --> 00:12:32,908 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 371 00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:33,808 Watch this. 372 00:12:43,903 --> 00:12:45,139 - Sucker. - Hmm. 373 00:12:45,171 --> 00:12:46,975 Wait, wait! I want that back. 374 00:12:47,036 --> 00:12:48,535 I was only selling the lyrics. 375 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,973 If I knew about the gum, I would've charged you more. 376 00:12:50,997 --> 00:12:52,322 Ah, a bunch of bunk. 377 00:12:52,346 --> 00:12:54,933 You set a price, I hit the bid. End of story. 378 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,717 Terry, if we don't get that fingerprint, 379 00:12:56,741 --> 00:12:58,328 we won't be able to open his laptop 380 00:12:58,352 --> 00:12:59,879 and they'll kill our reform program. 381 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,680 Please! I really need that gum. 382 00:13:02,704 --> 00:13:05,639 You can beg all you want. A deal is a deal. 383 00:13:05,663 --> 00:13:07,537 Oh, God, it's all falling apart. 384 00:13:07,562 --> 00:13:08,846 - Everything good in my life... - Look, you don't understand 385 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,248 how special this is, so you don't 386 00:13:10,273 --> 00:13:11,394 - deserve to have it. - Happened when he showed up. 387 00:13:11,419 --> 00:13:12,630 I mean, Jake is only... 388 00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:13,795 I can't even believe you worked for William Martin Joel... 389 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:15,169 The mostly mature man that he is because of Holt... 390 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,183 And rummaged through his trash. 391 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:17,444 So he'll backslide, and then our marriage will fall apart. 392 00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:18,334 So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 393 00:13:18,359 --> 00:13:19,293 And our son will grow up in a broken home. 394 00:13:19,318 --> 00:13:22,699 Oh, my God, enough! You need to move on! 395 00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:24,093 - Are you talking to me? - You talking to me? 396 00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:25,665 Yeah, I'm talking to you. 397 00:13:25,903 --> 00:13:28,032 You need to move on. 398 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,533 - From Captain Holt? - From Billy Joel? 399 00:13:29,557 --> 00:13:32,057 It's not healthy to have your entire identity 400 00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:34,190 wrapped up in another person. 401 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,235 - I know, but Raymond Holt... - I know, but Billy Joel... 402 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,628 Taught me everything. 403 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:39,277 But look what it's doing to you. 404 00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:41,779 Just look at yourself right now. 405 00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:43,284 I guess I am kind of messing up this mission. 406 00:13:43,309 --> 00:13:44,851 I guess I could use the money 407 00:13:44,876 --> 00:13:47,420 for the bank so they don't take my ma's house. 408 00:13:47,444 --> 00:13:48,552 Thank you, Terry. 409 00:13:48,576 --> 00:13:51,029 Thank you, Geronimo Rodriguez. 410 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,773 All right, look, all's not lost. 411 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,515 I have the laptop. We just need to get in touch 412 00:13:55,539 --> 00:13:57,462 with someone from the Nine-Nine so they can get us out of here. 413 00:13:57,487 --> 00:13:58,812 - Give me your phone. - I left it back at the venue 414 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,685 so Kevin couldn't track it and know I was gone. 415 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,066 - Use yours. - Mine's dead. 416 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,885 I used up all the battery mining for MetsCoin. 417 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,497 It's the first cryptocurrency that is also the Mets? 418 00:14:06,522 --> 00:14:08,139 I don't know what I'm doing in this space. 419 00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:09,574 Use the landline. Call Santiago. 420 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:10,735 Great idea. Okay. 421 00:14:12,611 --> 00:14:15,359 Just one problem. I don't know her number. 422 00:14:15,384 --> 00:14:17,457 How can you not know your own wife's phone number? 423 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,799 It's saved in my phone. 424 00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:20,236 Stupid smartphones, making me so dumb 425 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,961 by giving me the world's knowledge at my fingertips. 426 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,988 Well, I don't know anyone's phone number either, 427 00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,763 except for Kevin's, and obviously, we can't call him. 428 00:14:25,787 --> 00:14:27,591 How do you not know a single phone number? 429 00:14:27,615 --> 00:14:29,114 I've literally watched you memorize the entire 430 00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:30,986 terms and conditions agreement for a credit card. 431 00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:32,596 True, but to make room for important information 432 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,598 like that, I regularly purge my brain 433 00:14:34,622 --> 00:14:36,643 of useless facts like phone numbers 434 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,993 or the names of people's children. 435 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:41,380 But you know the name of my son, right? 436 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,008 The little guy has his mother's eyes. 437 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:44,925 Yeah. 438 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:45,970 Rough night with the little guy? 439 00:14:46,329 --> 00:14:49,363 Oh, hello there, the little guy. 440 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,475 How did I never see that? Am I a bad detective? 441 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,825 We don't have time to go into that. 442 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,227 It would've been much faster to just say, 443 00:14:55,251 --> 00:14:57,230 - "No, you're great." - Ah, what are we gonna do? 444 00:14:57,255 --> 00:14:58,363 All right, look, there's one number 445 00:14:58,388 --> 00:14:59,398 I still have memorized that could help, 446 00:14:59,423 --> 00:15:00,754 my middle school friend Mikey J.'s old landline. 447 00:15:00,778 --> 00:15:02,017 Do you have any reason to believe 448 00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,694 that Mikey J. still resides there? 449 00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:05,262 Well, we were in a ska band together in high school, 450 00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:07,323 so I'm thinking the odds are good. 451 00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:10,329 Okay, here's your resin. Do your magic. 452 00:15:10,353 --> 00:15:12,636 You're not gonna scold me for almost ruining the mission? 453 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:13,898 No, Amy, I get it. 454 00:15:13,922 --> 00:15:15,873 But look, you don't need Holt to succeed. 455 00:15:16,169 --> 00:15:18,417 You are the most capable person I know. 456 00:15:18,929 --> 00:15:20,211 Thanks, Terry. 457 00:15:20,236 --> 00:15:22,215 Now, let's go get this mold to Jake and Holt. 458 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:23,777 What are you doing? 459 00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:24,735 I thought you could carry me again. 460 00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:25,842 It was very comforting. 461 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,343 Okay. 462 00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:30,436 Thank you, Terry. I love you. 463 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,728 Have you seen Cheddar? 464 00:15:31,753 --> 00:15:33,570 The officiant is wondering how he'd like to be introduced. 465 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,311 Uh, no. I haven't seen him. 466 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,834 Hmm. Cheddar. 467 00:15:36,858 --> 00:15:38,488 I have a bad feeling about this. 468 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,663 Cheddar is up to something. 469 00:15:39,687 --> 00:15:40,710 Come on. 470 00:15:43,604 --> 00:15:45,321 - Oh, no! - Cheddar. 471 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,488 Oh, hi, Kevin. Found Cheddar. 472 00:15:47,521 --> 00:15:50,543 Oh, my God, Raymond is on a case. 473 00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:56,914 You sick son of a bitch. 474 00:15:59,842 --> 00:16:01,515 Come on, Mrs. Joseph. 475 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:02,735 I was at your house all the time. 476 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,208 Remember, you caught us wearing your bras 477 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:05,689 so we could practice unclasping them? 478 00:16:05,713 --> 00:16:06,951 Hello. Hello. 479 00:16:07,038 --> 00:16:09,135 Ugh. What? 480 00:16:09,195 --> 00:16:10,955 You have no idea what it's like taking bras off. 481 00:16:10,979 --> 00:16:12,680 You had it so easy growing up gay. 482 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,074 The ceremony's about to start 483 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,075 and O'Sullivan's about to come home and catch us. 484 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,769 It seems the reform proposal is as dead as my marriage. 485 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,598 I'm sorry. It's all my fault. 486 00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:21,644 I was so desperate for us 487 00:16:21,669 --> 00:16:22,950 to have one last cool case together 488 00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:24,475 that I forced you into this. 489 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,818 No, Jake. 490 00:16:25,843 --> 00:16:28,808 The truth is... I enjoyed it. 491 00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:31,991 I had fun being Maxwell Maxwell. 492 00:16:32,016 --> 00:16:33,689 Yes. I knew it was a good idea. 493 00:16:33,714 --> 00:16:34,909 And I hate myself for it. 494 00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,346 Damn it. I interjected too soon. 495 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,394 It makes me scared that... I'm not ready to retire, 496 00:16:39,618 --> 00:16:42,552 no matter how much I want to for Kevin's sake. 497 00:16:42,576 --> 00:16:43,681 I mean, clearly, 498 00:16:43,706 --> 00:16:46,591 there's a part of me that still wants to work cases. 499 00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,385 What if I'm making the wrong choice? 500 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,821 It's completely understandable 501 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:51,996 that you would feel that way. 502 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,275 You've devoted your whole life to this. 503 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,390 It's who you are. 504 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,165 But you're also Kevin's husband. 505 00:16:56,574 --> 00:16:58,261 What would you do? 506 00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:00,258 I'm not sure. 507 00:17:01,072 --> 00:17:03,094 But I know that when things are hard, 508 00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:04,911 I talk them through with Amy. 509 00:17:05,381 --> 00:17:07,490 And just being with her, looking into her eyes, 510 00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:09,989 everything that seemed so complicated 511 00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:11,536 becomes simple. 512 00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:15,237 And then... I just know. 513 00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:18,153 What's that? 514 00:17:18,177 --> 00:17:19,960 That's O'Sullivan. He's coming home. 515 00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:21,750 NYPD. Step away from the door. 516 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,855 Wait, that voice. 517 00:17:24,756 --> 00:17:27,170 Neighbors reported seeing two men enter 518 00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:30,260 from an unmarked van, then heard yelling. 519 00:17:30,939 --> 00:17:33,090 There's been a misunderstanding, Officer. 520 00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:34,970 You are under arrest, punk. 521 00:17:34,995 --> 00:17:37,191 You jags are so screwed. 522 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:39,260 I love your hat. 523 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:40,865 Kevin, I'm sorry. 524 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,995 I will never forgive myself for working today. 525 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,085 I want you to know that this will be my last assignment 526 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:47,227 for the NYPD. 527 00:17:47,554 --> 00:17:48,535 I'm retiring. 528 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,215 Well, that seems like an extreme reaction. 529 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,215 No, I want this... for us. 530 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,783 That's not for us. 531 00:17:53,821 --> 00:17:56,495 I never wanted you to give up your career. 532 00:17:56,519 --> 00:17:58,062 Putting our relationship first 533 00:17:58,086 --> 00:17:59,585 doesn't mean you can't have anything else in your life. 534 00:17:59,609 --> 00:18:02,414 It just means prioritizing me over stupid little stuff. 535 00:18:02,438 --> 00:18:04,540 Like returning lost mittens to dumb kids. 536 00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:05,896 No, that actually sounds quite rewarding. 537 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,245 Really? 538 00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:09,170 This reform program is not a little thing. 539 00:18:09,195 --> 00:18:11,435 It could fundamentally change the police. 540 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:13,382 I just wish you had told me 541 00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:14,630 so I could've helped from the start. 542 00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:16,024 I'm so sorry. 543 00:18:16,423 --> 00:18:18,001 Apology accepted. 544 00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:21,503 Now, let's get that laptop to One Police Plaza. 545 00:18:21,819 --> 00:18:22,770 No. 546 00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:25,190 There's something I need to do first. 547 00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:27,150 We are gathered here to affirm the marriage 548 00:18:27,202 --> 00:18:29,354 of Raymond Holt and Kevin Cozner. 549 00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:30,747 We don't have to do this. 550 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,705 Everyone who's not family has already gone home, 551 00:18:32,729 --> 00:18:33,900 and we need to hurry. 552 00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:35,160 No, this is important. 553 00:18:35,423 --> 00:18:36,740 Kevin Cozner... 554 00:18:37,995 --> 00:18:39,277 when we first got married, 555 00:18:39,301 --> 00:18:41,410 I thought of it primarily as a legal contract, 556 00:18:41,435 --> 00:18:43,457 which is why I memorized the entire federal tax code 557 00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:47,375 301.7701-18, definitions pertaining to marriage. 558 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:49,592 And yet he can't remember Mac's name. 559 00:18:49,616 --> 00:18:52,595 But I finally learned what marriage really is. 560 00:18:52,795 --> 00:18:55,180 It's not something you can memorize 561 00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:57,339 or an equation you can solve for. 562 00:18:57,363 --> 00:18:58,688 It's the feeling you get 563 00:18:58,712 --> 00:19:00,307 when you look in your partner's eyes. 564 00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:03,573 And that feeling is all that matters. 565 00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:11,309 Which is why I will now purge tax code 301.7701-18 566 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,138 from my memory so that I will have room 567 00:19:14,162 --> 00:19:16,541 to remember this moment forever. 568 00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:25,293 - It's done. - Oh, Raymond. 569 00:19:25,521 --> 00:19:28,152 Raymond Holt, do you promise to continue to live 570 00:19:28,176 --> 00:19:30,250 in this marriage for richer or poorer, 571 00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:31,935 through sickness and in health 572 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,840 as long as you two both shall live? 573 00:19:33,865 --> 00:19:34,972 - I do. - And, Kevin... 574 00:19:34,997 --> 00:19:36,315 Yes, yes, we're still married. 575 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:37,550 We really have to go. 576 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,082 - _ - I've just come back from One Police Plaza, 577 00:19:45,106 --> 00:19:46,388 and I have some good news. 578 00:19:46,412 --> 00:19:48,477 The union voted and O'Sullivan's out? 579 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,782 No, he was reelected for life, 580 00:19:49,806 --> 00:19:51,320 which I didn't think was technically possible. 581 00:19:51,345 --> 00:19:53,455 But the good news is, the commissioner has approved 582 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,613 our police reform program 583 00:19:54,637 --> 00:19:56,545 and will be implementing it citywide. 584 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,875 - Citywide? - Wow! 585 00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:01,403 - That's amazing. - Yes, I know. It is exciting. 586 00:20:01,427 --> 00:20:03,753 But there's no guarantee that it'll work. 587 00:20:03,777 --> 00:20:05,842 There's a lot of resistance to change. 588 00:20:06,129 --> 00:20:08,576 Nevertheless, it's our duty to try 589 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,054 because if we don't, 590 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:12,040 then we are truly lost. 591 00:20:12,881 --> 00:20:15,025 Which is why I will not be retiring. 592 00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:18,376 I have been appointed deputy commissioner of police reform. 593 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,550 Wow! Congratulations, sir. 594 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,859 Thank you, and since I don't want work to consume my life 595 00:20:22,883 --> 00:20:25,165 and this is a big job, so I will need some help, 596 00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:27,429 which is why I'd like to bring you along, Santiago, 597 00:20:27,453 --> 00:20:30,545 with a well-deserved promotion to chief. 598 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,167 - If you're interested. - Wait, what? 599 00:20:33,471 --> 00:20:34,665 I'm gonna be a chief? 600 00:20:34,690 --> 00:20:35,835 Terry, you might wanna step aside, 601 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,360 'cause there's a dork dance a-coming. 602 00:20:37,419 --> 00:20:40,224 - Oh, damn. - Whoo! Yes! 603 00:20:40,248 --> 00:20:41,545 Gonna be a chief. 604 00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,053 We share a marital bed. 605 00:20:46,394 --> 00:20:47,817 - He's down. - Good. 606 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,625 So... 607 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,120 what do you think about this new job? 608 00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:52,557 I think you gotta take it. 609 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:54,456 I mean, first of all, it's a huge promotion, 610 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,501 so cha-ching, but more importantly, 611 00:20:56,525 --> 00:20:58,634 it's the culmination of all your hard work 612 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,010 and a chance to make a real impact. 613 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,465 And also, cha-ching. 614 00:21:03,489 --> 00:21:05,477 What's with all the cha-chings? 615 00:21:05,645 --> 00:21:07,100 Oh, no. You bought something dumb. 616 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:09,905 No, I invested in something dumb. 617 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:12,082 It's an NFT of Michelangelo from the Ninja Turtles 618 00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:13,106 eating pizza. 619 00:21:13,131 --> 00:21:15,085 But not to worry, because it is currently worth... 620 00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:17,050 Oh, no, what happened to TurtleBucks? 621 00:21:17,437 --> 00:21:19,110 Jake, I'm serious. 622 00:21:19,135 --> 00:21:20,505 I don't know if I can do this job 623 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,961 and still be an equal parent. 624 00:21:21,985 --> 00:21:24,925 I mean, who's gonna pick up Mac on the odd days? 625 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,965 And who's gonna bathe him on the even days? 626 00:21:26,990 --> 00:21:28,968 And who's gonna do the cooking? And who's gonna figure out... 627 00:21:28,992 --> 00:21:31,120 Ames, we'll figure all that stuff out. 628 00:21:31,168 --> 00:21:32,773 How can you be so sure? 629 00:21:34,302 --> 00:21:35,366 I just know. 630 00:21:40,328 --> 00:21:44,328 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com