1 00:00:13,532 --> 00:00:15,874 Another win for the greatest spy on Earth. 2 00:00:15,899 --> 00:00:19,370 - Lana? Win toast? - It's nine o'clock in the morning. 3 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:22,080 Yeah, and champagne is, like, the breakfast of alcohols. 4 00:00:22,110 --> 00:00:24,050 Congratulations, team. 5 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:27,050 Your success has given your company great buzz. 6 00:00:27,090 --> 00:00:30,260 - "Roomful of bees" buzz. - Bees with buzz cuts. 7 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:32,470 - Swarming Buzz Aldrin. - That's a lot of buzz. 8 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,200 And Robert's sizable donation 9 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,310 to the environmental fund didn't hurt. 10 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:38,110 Arguably, it did most of the work. 11 00:00:38,140 --> 00:00:41,050 That's a heavy check doing some heavy lifting. 12 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,220 - But still. - Great buzz. 13 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,530 I notice you say "buzz," 14 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,130 but we hired you for "job offers." 15 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:52,070 Don't worry, you are top of mind for many stakeholders. 16 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:56,410 - You just need a splashy success. - Not that this wasn't a success. 17 00:00:56,450 --> 00:00:58,250 But it was a normal success. 18 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,460 - And now we get splashy. - Cannonball! 19 00:01:01,490 --> 00:01:05,700 I'm sorry, saving an entire plane from hijackers isn't splashy? 20 00:01:05,730 --> 00:01:08,600 Buzz is also saying that was like 80... 21 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,040 - Uh, 85. - Percent an accident. 22 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,679 That last 15% was all me. Uh, sorry... 23 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,120 all me with an assist from my supporting cast. 24 00:01:17,150 --> 00:01:20,360 - Ugh. - Anyway, keep up the good work! 25 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:22,600 And remember: leap without a net. 26 00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:24,570 Alton, where's your parachute? 27 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,240 Oh, boy. If my head wasn't attached... 28 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:31,649 - Useless. - Speak of the devil. 29 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:33,620 Guys, I found something amazing. 30 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:36,160 I was re-organizing our old filing system 31 00:01:36,190 --> 00:01:38,560 and discovered we have an open contract. 32 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,230 Something about ongoing service 33 00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:43,540 for "high sensitivity battery replacement" in London. 34 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:48,876 Oh, goodness. I haven't thought about that in years. 35 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:53,690 - So, you gonna... - Shh, shh, shh, I'm remembering. 36 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:20,210 - We talking beefcake? - This is a closed meeting. 37 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:23,550 Duh-doy. Why do you think we wanted in here so bad? 38 00:02:23,590 --> 00:02:25,260 Now give me dem deets. 39 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:28,230 Fine. The man is Cornelius Varma, 40 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:32,340 great grandnephew of the Indian Maharani of Travancore. 41 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,680 He had the physique of a tawny Adonis, 42 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:38,380 - and the nimblest fingers you've ever... - Okay, Mother. We get it. 43 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:40,590 I'm referring to the way he placed bugs. 44 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,490 Jesus, I don't need to know what you call it. 45 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,630 Wait, why were you bugging the British? 46 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:47,154 - It was a different time. - 1812? 47 00:02:47,179 --> 00:02:49,921 - Cyril, you were saying? - Well, according to the case file, 48 00:02:49,946 --> 00:02:53,210 if the batteries are replaced, the bug will release a code. 49 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,750 If we transmit the code 50 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:56,340 to the account where the money is held... 51 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,260 - Dolla dolla bills, y'all? - Bingo. 52 00:02:58,290 --> 00:03:00,630 Not flying to England to change a battery for 20 bucks. 53 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:02,470 - It's pounds, Lana. - You know what I meant. 54 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,240 And I know how to finish my insults. 55 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:07,115 Jeezy Petes. I just checked the battery bank account. 56 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:09,872 With interest, it's currently holding over a million dollars. 57 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:11,480 - What? - Oh, that's cute. 58 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,480 I think for this, you're going to need an assist 59 00:03:13,504 --> 00:03:15,590 from someone who knows the territory. 60 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:18,400 Someone who, if need be, 61 00:03:18,430 --> 00:03:22,156 can call on an important ally in a pinch. 62 00:03:22,181 --> 00:03:26,464 And who's that, he said, dread creeping into his voice? 63 00:03:29,925 --> 00:03:34,556 - Was the cat suit really necessary? - For me? No. 64 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,542 It's more for the public. 65 00:03:38,123 --> 00:03:39,043 - Oh! - Ugh, still got it. 66 00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:40,385 Thank you, Sterling. 67 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:42,680 And by it, I mean this image, 68 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:45,850 burned into my retinas till the end of time. 69 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:47,608 Lucky boy. 70 00:04:18,546 --> 00:04:25,850 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 71 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:31,077 Geez, this place is as dusty as a... a... 72 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:34,660 - A desert in a sandstorm? - My signed oath to do no harm? 73 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:37,840 - Eleanor Roosevelt's vagina? - Aww, sad if true. 74 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:39,340 Stop. I would have had something. 75 00:04:39,370 --> 00:04:41,879 - Lana got in my head. - Not really a challenge. 76 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,580 Pardon me. Delivery for Lana Kane? 77 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:47,220 Damn it, Krieger, I thought you told me this place was secure. 78 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,230 I told you, or you thought I told you? 79 00:04:50,049 --> 00:04:51,830 Ugh. Just leave them by the door. 80 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:53,800 - Right, then. - Nope, take them back. 81 00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:55,570 If Robert thinks for one second 82 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:57,510 that a handful of glorified weeds 83 00:04:57,540 --> 00:04:59,310 can make up for what he said to me, 84 00:04:59,350 --> 00:05:02,290 - he is more mistaken than... - You were for marrying him? 85 00:05:02,856 --> 00:05:05,865 - Ha! I'm back, baby! - Focus. According to our records, 86 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,430 the bug was still active 87 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:09,430 until the battery went out three years ago. 88 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:11,140 Since it was powered down, 89 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:14,280 there's a good chance it hasn't been picked up by sweeps. 90 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:16,750 So, here's how we retrieve it. 91 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:20,320 Sterling and Lana, you'll be making ingress... 92 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,619 I don't know if we'll have time for that. 93 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:23,360 Ugh, not what it means. 94 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,770 Through the second story window. 95 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,600 Cyril, you'll stay on the ground 96 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,323 and monitor the area for reinforcements. 97 00:05:30,348 --> 00:05:32,188 Try not to eat anything important. 98 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:34,280 This is my last one forever. 99 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,750 You talking to us, or the ten bars in your pocket? 100 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:37,872 Pam and Cheryl, 101 00:05:37,897 --> 00:05:40,760 you'll surveil from the square across the street, 102 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,330 blending in as... 103 00:05:42,370 --> 00:05:44,800 Fancy English ladies. 104 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,670 My hat is huge. 105 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:49,350 You know, we British invented giant hats 106 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:53,715 as a way to temper an overly aggressive pigeon population. 107 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,027 - Wait. - Oh! 108 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:59,470 - Is that true? - Meanwhile, I'll be in the van with Krieger, 109 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,570 running the entire show with immaculate precision. 110 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:05,134 Just like the Rockettes. Jazz legs. 111 00:06:05,159 --> 00:06:06,653 Once you're in position... 112 00:06:06,654 --> 00:06:08,819 - Post coital. - Post ingress. 113 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,188 - Same thing. - It's not. 114 00:06:10,213 --> 00:06:12,430 Krieger will jam the alarm system. 115 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:14,360 - What about the bug? - Some of my best work. 116 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:17,623 Not bad, Mother. 117 00:06:17,648 --> 00:06:19,670 I modeled the breasts on my own. 118 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:22,280 Is it possible for you to just not? 119 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:26,450 And you'll be happy to know, they're still a dead match. 120 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:28,260 I was happier before I knew. 121 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:29,890 So how do we get the code off the bug? 122 00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:31,860 I whipped a little something up. 123 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:35,087 - Sorry, do you have anything bigger? - Dude, this is ancient tech. 124 00:06:35,112 --> 00:06:36,752 It doesn't interface with anything modern. 125 00:06:36,777 --> 00:06:39,478 - And the giant flashing lights? - Those are for me. 126 00:06:40,246 --> 00:06:41,472 Got the code. 127 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:46,080 Good. Now rub the center of my breasts to reactivate. 128 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,690 - What? - Sorry, the breasts. 129 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,644 I'm terrified of crossing a societal taboo 130 00:06:51,669 --> 00:06:54,510 - that exists for a reason. - Oh, my God. 131 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:57,340 - Was that so hard? - No. 132 00:06:57,370 --> 00:07:00,179 You're not just some sugar-guzzling, self-flagellater. 133 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:02,250 You're part of an elite spy team. 134 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,550 Case in point. I've got someone on approach. 135 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,730 He's looking right at me. Now he's waving at me. 136 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,570 And I'm waving back? Hello. 137 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,440 Oh, I think that went really well. 138 00:07:12,470 --> 00:07:15,639 - No, no, no, no, no. Bad news. - What is it? 139 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,810 My jamming of the alarm system is itself being jammed. 140 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:22,260 - It's a classic double jam! - So the alarm is reactivated? 141 00:07:22,290 --> 00:07:24,190 Sterling, get out of there! 142 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:26,400 Oh, wait, now he's picking up a rock. 143 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:28,600 Yep, he's throwing the rock. Oh! 144 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:30,570 He almost hit that security camera. 145 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:33,640 And now I'm waving at it. Cheerio. 146 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,750 For once I feel comfortable saying that wasn't me. 147 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:37,420 Run, you dimwits! 148 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,760 Cyril, you were supposed to watch the street, 149 00:07:43,784 --> 00:07:45,229 not your goddamn candy bar! 150 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:46,870 I was. And I... I didn't. 151 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,210 I put the candy bar away. It was a really big moment. 152 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,250 Well, thanks to you, our next big moment is British jail, 153 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,679 which is probably pretty nice. 154 00:07:57,660 --> 00:08:00,950 - This day was going so... - Characteristically unwell? 155 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,170 - Ow! - Shit, did that hurt? 156 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,090 - Get the suitcase, asshole. - Right, right, yeah. Of course. 157 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,690 Mission update: we failed, 158 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,420 and Lana got punched by some sort of magician. 159 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,190 A suspect has been identified 160 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:17,570 in the late night break-in at number 10 Downing Street. 161 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,200 Darling, did you have to look straight on? 162 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:24,410 - Like his profile's any better. - Malory, please. 163 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:26,550 It was a mistake any of us could have made. 164 00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:29,290 Some speculate that the burglar is American, 165 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,630 due to the American candy wrapper found at the scene. 166 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:33,460 If the U. S. Government is involved, 167 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,600 it would mark the first hostile exchange 168 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,670 between the two countries since the War of 1812. 169 00:08:38,695 --> 00:08:40,771 Does this count as splashy? 170 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,860 Okay, team, no need to panic. 171 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:50,570 Let's just take stock of where we are. 172 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,300 - Well, the suitcase is gone. - Along with our payday. 173 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:55,980 Cyril, stop talking about candy bars, you zero. 174 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:59,334 Wait, I can do better. The... the three musketeers 175 00:08:59,359 --> 00:09:02,689 would pay a bounty of 100 grand to send you to Mars. 176 00:09:02,690 --> 00:09:04,790 Boom, score. 177 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:08,570 - Is no one even gonna snicker at that? - Ugh. Just kill me. 178 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:12,610 If it wouldn't attract more attention, I would have already. 179 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,850 Now stand in the corner and look at the ground. 180 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,719 I want options, people! 181 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,440 Well, I did put a tracker on the suitcase. 182 00:09:20,464 --> 00:09:22,729 - What? - I also put a receiver in the tracker 183 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,330 so it can record data from the bug. 184 00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:26,300 So we just bugged the British prime minister? 185 00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:29,540 - It really is 1812. - Lana and Sterling, 186 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,980 track down the thief and secure the suitcase. 187 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:35,290 Take Idiot One and Idiot Two as lookouts. 188 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,360 Mummy wants us to go on an outing. 189 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:40,029 - How exciting! - Indubitably. 190 00:09:40,030 --> 00:09:44,687 - A truly professional outfit. - The gentleman's complimented our hats. 191 00:09:44,712 --> 00:09:48,485 - Well, this won't get old. - And the lady's a right ol' crank. 192 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:49,980 - And Cyril? - Yes? 193 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:53,676 I have a plan for you after all. 194 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:55,940 According to Krieger's tracker, 195 00:09:55,954 --> 00:09:58,500 the suitcase napper is keeping to crowded public spaces. 196 00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:01,310 Suitcase napper? What is he, a nursery rhyme villain? 197 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:03,010 Or whoever. Who do you think he is? 198 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,850 An IIA Agent, probably. Why don't we just save time 199 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,440 and intercept him at their headquarters? 200 00:10:07,464 --> 00:10:10,530 Because, genius, there's no IIA headquarters in London. 201 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,455 - Well, that's inconvenient. - Hi, guys. 202 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,820 My tracking device tells me he's 300 feet ahead of you. 203 00:10:15,844 --> 00:10:17,610 Time to nap the napper. 204 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,480 See, Lana? See how stupid that sounds? 205 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:22,520 Pam, Cheryl. Do you have eyes? 206 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:24,350 Neither hide nor hair. 207 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:27,360 - 'Tis like an apparition fair. - Miss Cornish, 208 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:29,030 Miss Worcestershire, your table is ready. 209 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:31,900 I shall ring if I see him. Ta-ta. 210 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:35,303 You know, we Brits spike our tea with opium. 211 00:10:35,328 --> 00:10:38,755 That's why it's called "high tea." 212 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:40,396 - Nuh-uh. - Look it up. 213 00:10:40,421 --> 00:10:41,650 Wait! 214 00:10:41,690 --> 00:10:43,059 Oh, thanks. 215 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:46,830 These wretched servants come out of nowhere! 216 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:48,980 I think Mother's right about cutting their salaries. 217 00:10:49,004 --> 00:10:50,640 Whatever. It can't be that hard 218 00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:53,115 to spot a Black guy in an English crowd. 219 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:55,850 Damn it, London's actually really diverse. 220 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,475 Wait, there. Krieger, I've got him in sight. 221 00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,665 Stand by for apprehension. 222 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:02,069 Archer, I'll cross, you cover. Archer? 223 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:05,570 - Look, Lana, British tchotchkes. - Oh, will you pay attention? 224 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,440 I can pay attention and shop. 225 00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:09,910 Two pounds? You wish. Actually, is that a lot? 226 00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:12,719 - I'm not clear on the exchange rate. - I found the guy. 227 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,849 - Where? - What the... 228 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:15,660 Man, this guy's like Houdini. 229 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,691 Meaning he hopped in a cab while you weren't looking? 230 00:11:17,716 --> 00:11:21,863 - While you weren't looking. - I was looking... at tchotchkes. 231 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:28,646 You aren't going to turn me into fertilizer, are you? 232 00:11:28,671 --> 00:11:31,896 Please, your candy-infused blood 233 00:11:31,921 --> 00:11:34,716 would kill anything it came in contact with. 234 00:11:34,741 --> 00:11:36,900 Ouch, but point taken. 235 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:41,374 What's with all these overly decorative pests? 236 00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:44,880 - You mean butterflies? - Kill them as caterpillars, I say. 237 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:46,620 So we aren't here to murder me, 238 00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:49,420 and we're clearly not here to enjoy this beautiful garden. 239 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:52,700 - So what are we doing? - We're meeting Cornelius Varma. 240 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:54,870 The beefcake from 50 years ago? 241 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:58,140 The ultimate agent. He'll fix your mess, 242 00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:01,400 and then maybe make a mess out of me. 243 00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:02,594 Eesh. 244 00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:08,146 Malory! Brilliant of you to come. 245 00:12:08,171 --> 00:12:11,800 I think I need to talk to your son. 246 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,533 Maybe grandson? 247 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:16,740 Poppet, come on, it's me. 248 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:20,890 - Your beefcake turned into beef jerky. - Oh, eat a gum drop. 249 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:24,190 Look, there's the Ravenmaster. 250 00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:27,930 Legend has it that if the ravens ever leave this tower, 251 00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:30,470 the British Empire will crumble. 252 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:34,406 Heavens to Murgatroyd. What a frightful thought. 253 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,579 Hey! What the... 254 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,150 - Take that, you wankers! - The hell? 255 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:41,189 - The ravens are androids. - Guards! 256 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:42,760 Wait! 257 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,030 'Tis a dangerous country. 258 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:46,640 What are we supposed to be doing? 259 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:48,999 Pick up the phone. Pam's not answering. 260 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,090 More bad news: 261 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:52,070 the shop wouldn't exchange the keychain you broke. 262 00:12:52,094 --> 00:12:54,690 More, more bad news: the suitcase is on the move. 263 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,303 - Oh, bill me. - Can I also bill you for a memory? 264 00:12:57,304 --> 00:12:59,030 Because this one is ruined. 265 00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:01,800 'Ello, 'ello. What modeling agency 266 00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,900 might I be dropping you off at, love? 267 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,940 Oh, you're too kind. 268 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:08,180 - It's actually a porn shoot. - Bugger me. 269 00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:10,180 That's actually the title of the porno. 270 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,990 Our friend will direct you to the studio. 271 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,690 Howdy, howdy. 272 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,559 - Careful, he might think you're fun. - I am fun. 273 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,969 - Ha! - Oh, "ha" what? 274 00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:21,640 She grumbled, not understanding the sound of human laughter. 275 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,120 What are you talking about? 276 00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:25,510 It's like rule number one of our group dynamic, Lana, 277 00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:27,550 that you're not and have never been fun. 278 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,660 No, rule number one is, "Don't tell Pam a secret." 279 00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:31,190 Fine. Rule number two then. 280 00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:33,163 - Are we close? - Nope. 281 00:13:33,198 --> 00:13:34,700 And here we are. 282 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:38,110 Wheat germ sandwiches and decaffeinated tea... 283 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,810 good for the sciatica. 284 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,550 Cornelius, we're on a bit of a schedule. 285 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:45,860 My intelligence said you were still an active agent. 286 00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:48,463 Wrong on both counts, I'm afraid. 287 00:13:48,488 --> 00:13:52,640 Bad knee and bad business, ever since IIA took over. 288 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,369 - How are you faring? - Thriving. 289 00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:56,239 - We're broke. - You want my advice? 290 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,554 Make a deal with IIA, pocket a few quid 291 00:13:59,579 --> 00:14:02,279 for bugging the prime minister, and retire. 292 00:14:02,304 --> 00:14:05,860 Close down? Like some pathetic independent bookstore? 293 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,300 It's less dreadful than you may think. 294 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,710 We're both getting old, poppet. 295 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,980 And they can pry my agency 296 00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:16,580 from my dead, grenade-holding fingers. 297 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:20,984 - Ah, you sound very American. - I sound like you used to. 298 00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:22,909 Remember why we got into this? 299 00:14:22,934 --> 00:14:24,925 To bring down the powerful. 300 00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:27,840 No one could afford not to be afraid of us. 301 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:31,086 - And in that way, you were truly free. - Hmm. 302 00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:35,020 You haven't changed a bit. 303 00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:38,030 - And I never intend to. - Very well, then. 304 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,000 I'll contact my people to see 305 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:42,770 if we can dig up anything on your IIA agent. 306 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,780 But, Mal, I'd like you to do something for me in return. 307 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:49,010 Fine, but keep it over the shirt. 308 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:51,220 That's your example of me not being fun? 309 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,516 Oh, I have more. Like the time you made me 310 00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:57,060 - change two diapers in one day. - For your own child. 311 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,199 And then there was the time you made me 312 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,970 not sleep with that diplomat's wife. 313 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,940 And the time you made me not sleep with that czar's wife. 314 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,780 And the time you made me not sleep with... 315 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:05,880 These are examples of you being a dick. 316 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,407 And frankly, Lana, you responded poorly. 317 00:15:08,432 --> 00:15:10,929 - Because you're no fun. - Well, what about the time in Sicily 318 00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:12,329 when we got pegged as agents, 319 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,130 and I roundhouse kicked a bouncer in the face? 320 00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:17,059 - How is that fun? - I was wearing kitten heels. 321 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,481 Krieger, are we getting close? 322 00:15:18,506 --> 00:15:21,180 Oh, God, no. The target is at the British Library. 323 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,120 What? That's like two miles away. 324 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,250 - How is he moving so fast? - On the plus side, 325 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,790 it looks like Cheryl and Pam are right on top of him. 326 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,800 You can't hide your secrets forever. 327 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:32,070 I know about the magic books, I does! 328 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,100 Damn, you're heavy for a skinny girl. 329 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:36,260 Pam, the target is running right past you. 330 00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:38,800 - Who? - The spy, Pam. With the suitcase. 331 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,260 Literally the reason we're in London. 332 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,190 Oh, right. Yeah, I... I don't see anybody. 333 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:45,779 How can that be? And how is he covering ground so fast? 334 00:15:45,804 --> 00:15:46,872 This city is packed. 335 00:15:46,897 --> 00:15:50,670 Through the secret escape tunnels in the British sewers. 336 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,840 Ugh, why don't you Americans know anything? 337 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,712 Huh. Does she know what she's talking about? 338 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,040 I truly have no idea. 339 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,870 Ugh, so, how far we walk through human feces 340 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,210 before we decide this isn't a secret escape tunnel? 341 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,950 - Bermuda! Ha! - Not sure this sewer is transatlantic. 342 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:15,690 No. My proof that I'm fun. 15 years ago in Bermuda. 343 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,660 Oh. You mean, Bermuda, Bermuda? 344 00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,210 Like, back when we were first together? 345 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:22,400 We were on that stakeout, and it was taking a really long time. 346 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,710 By the river. I was fun with you four times. 347 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:28,250 Then two more times in the river. Sploosh and bam. 348 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,250 - Nope, doesn't count. - Oh? Why not? 349 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,850 Because you never did it again. 350 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,860 And now you've depressed me by making me remember, 351 00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:35,690 actively sucking the fun away. 352 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:38,615 And that's the last active sucking you'll ever get. 353 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,725 - Phrasing. - Obviously! 354 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:44,290 Everyone, our man is approaching the London Eye. 355 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:47,120 Look out, Old Blighty! 356 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:51,760 Cornelius Varma is coming for one last hoorah. 357 00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:53,260 Okay, to catch this guy, 358 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:56,000 I say we surface to the street, hijack a speedboat, 359 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,740 and joyride through the River Thames. 360 00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:59,113 Or we just keep moving this way, 361 00:16:59,114 --> 00:17:03,880 - which would be ten times faster. - See? No fun. 362 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,120 Oh, God, of course this happens 363 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,829 - when I'm in a van without bazookas. - Take a left at the corner. 364 00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,760 There's an open alley we can fit through. 365 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,040 No, they shuttered that ages ago. 366 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:18,050 The only way through London at this hour is the chockablock route. 367 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,290 The chockablock route? We nearly died last time. 368 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,390 Since when are you afraid of a little danger? 369 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:25,930 We'll need a bike. 370 00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:32,289 - Seems I've secured one. - Oh, Cornelius. 371 00:17:36,361 --> 00:17:38,545 - Do you think they're going to... - Yep. 372 00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:45,851 There... wait. Why would he get on a Ferris wheel? 373 00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:47,870 Wow, you're really not getting this "fun" thing. 374 00:17:47,895 --> 00:17:50,789 I mean it's a dead end, you dick. 375 00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:54,820 Shit. Not if you have a helicopter. 376 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:57,529 - Everybody get here. Now. - Yes, ma'am. 377 00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,330 Go where? It's bumper to bumper. 378 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,887 Then I guess the bumper is coming with us. 379 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:06,180 - Ah! - Ah! 380 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,910 Upshift! Upshift! 381 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:09,590 Damn it, woman! Would you like to drive? 382 00:18:09,614 --> 00:18:11,490 I thought you'd never ask. 383 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,095 It's okay! We're Americans. 384 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,110 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 385 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:23,880 - Tchotchkes! - I see them. 386 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:26,962 - I meant avoid them. - Oops. 387 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,259 Next time. 388 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,100 Damn, this guy's good at climbing Ferris wheels. 389 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:41,074 - Where is everyone? - We made it! 390 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,850 My sincerest apologies. 391 00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,480 Remember that time we were scouting 392 00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:51,000 that iron ore mine in Madagascar, 393 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,370 and you told me not to swallow ferromagnetic flakes? 394 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,840 - Archer, it's not the time. - Always the time, Lana. 395 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,550 Because if I had listened to you then... 396 00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:00,520 You wouldn't have projectile vomited chunks 397 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,150 that stuck to the break room fridge 398 00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:03,860 so they had to throw the whole thing away? 399 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:05,329 Well, yeah, that. 400 00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:08,870 And also, I wouldn't have the idea to do this. 401 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:13,380 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 402 00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:15,450 I am the magnet master! 403 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,750 North and south polarities are mine to command. 404 00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:19,984 Be careful. 405 00:19:20,719 --> 00:19:23,467 Yeah, Archer. Listen to Mummy. 406 00:19:23,492 --> 00:19:24,437 Fabian? 407 00:19:24,462 --> 00:19:27,045 You really haven't changed the frequency 408 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:29,440 of your comms after I broke into them last time? 409 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,250 Top notch spy craft there. 410 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,047 How's this for spy craft? 411 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,200 I would say, not great. 412 00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:46,385 - And I would say, shut up. - Archer! The helicopter! 413 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:49,180 Backup would be nice anytime. 414 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:50,920 Pam? Cheryl? 415 00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:55,030 I have no idea what we're supposed to be doing, 416 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,060 but I think you own a rugby team now. 417 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,940 Whoo-hoo! Long live the zombie king! 418 00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:02,010 Gotta admit, this was way more fun 419 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,580 than acting like normal tourists. 420 00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:05,580 You know, tourism was developed by the British 421 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:07,420 to drum up support for the expansion 422 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:09,320 of an increasingly destructive empire. 423 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,915 Its violent, cannibalistic success is basically the reason 424 00:20:12,916 --> 00:20:15,787 - the world will end in 50 years. - Bullshit. 425 00:20:15,812 --> 00:20:19,310 See you boys on the pitch or court or whatever. 426 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,639 - Wait! - I know. 427 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,520 Traffic's on the right. 428 00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:23,830 Sorry! 429 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:33,019 Ah! 430 00:20:33,044 --> 00:20:35,170 I can't help but notice that your team 431 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,480 is not as polished as we used to be. 432 00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:40,220 Eh, you work with the people you can get. 433 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,340 Archer! Jump! 434 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,340 Sorry, mind if I use you for something? 435 00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:55,173 Lana! 436 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,390 Now that's splashy. 437 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:02,130 Wait, wait, wait, what about, "How's that for a splash?" 438 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,259 You know what? 439 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,000 - Whoops. - I could have died. 440 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,423 How did you know I'd react in time? 441 00:21:08,424 --> 00:21:11,250 - I didn't. - You are fun. 442 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,020 Well, thank you, Max Eisenhardt. 443 00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:16,336 Hey, call me Magneto. 444 00:21:19,856 --> 00:21:22,180 - We did it! - Yay! 445 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:24,710 Krieger, what's the chatter in Parliament? 446 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:27,010 They're blaming the incident on the IIA. 447 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,680 Cornelius gave them a photo of an employee 448 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,420 who looks exactly like Cyril. 449 00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:33,190 Oh, who's the unlucky handsome devil? 450 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:34,589 This guy doesn't look like me. 451 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:37,349 - He's just dough-faced and depressed. - Sounds like they nailed it. 452 00:21:37,374 --> 00:21:39,069 So what are you we going to do with the bug now? 453 00:21:39,070 --> 00:21:41,609 - Sell it to the highest bidder? - I'm holding onto it. 454 00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:43,280 You never know when you'll need to knock 455 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:46,650 - the powerful down a peg. - Wow, Mother. 456 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,650 I thought the only principles you stuck to were dry martinis 457 00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:51,610 - and never tipping the help. - Apparently, I have a third. 458 00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:53,530 That's strangely nice. 459 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:57,000 But why was Cornelius so willing to put his life on the line for us? 460 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,340 Exactly how close were you two? 461 00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:02,620 Let's just say he knows his way around a catsuit. 462 00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:04,350 And let's not say anything else. 463 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:07,190 Uh, is that zinc oxide in your cleavage? 464 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:09,300 Yes. That's from a boating trip. 465 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:12,200 - Stop. Don't say it. - A motorboating trip. 466 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,029 Still got it. 467 00:22:16,054 --> 00:22:22,350 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~