1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:02,877 We need to find someone who knew him. 2 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:04,996 They're holding a memorial for Tim Kono 3 00:00:05,020 --> 00:00:06,671 in the lobby in 10 minutes. 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,258 I'm sure we're all grieving the loss of Tim Kono. 5 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,219 Ooh, a therapist is always a fun suspect. 6 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:14,347 I lived next to that miserable man for eight years, 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,015 and I need those extra rooms. 8 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:19,067 Wouldn't be the first New Yorker to kill for good real estate. 9 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,520 Were you close to Tim? 10 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,563 My cat. She died last night. 11 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:25,900 I really did not want this to become a regular thing, 12 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,903 - but I am strapped. - Dad. 13 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,447 Your building fees are eight months past due. 14 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,740 Don't fuck with me, Oliver. 15 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,868 I would love to look at those complaints about Tim Kono. 16 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,037 Buy two, and I'll throw in the file. Buy three, 17 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,165 and I'll fill you in on the stuff that was too juicy to write down. 18 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,709 You can't disappear for 10 years, then show up 19 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,173 and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we were kids. 20 00:00:46,204 --> 00:00:48,590 Oscar's getting out, Tim. You can make things right. 21 00:00:48,629 --> 00:00:50,055 You know what happened that night. 22 00:00:50,086 --> 00:00:52,134 They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow, 23 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,846 so we're gonna look around for clues before everything's gone. 24 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,598 - Bloody cat prints! - My beautiful Evelyn. 25 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,725 The cat was here after Tim died. 26 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,861 I think our list of suspects just got a little longer. 27 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:24,705 This is Splash! The Musical. 28 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,546 Not squirt. Not tinkle. 29 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,214 - Splash! - Oliver, 30 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,216 you said this was a social dinner. 31 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,968 Well, it's a good thing dinner's over 32 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:37,050 because I have this new idea for the set. 33 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:40,187 - We already built a set. - Y... you're four mill over budget. 34 00:01:40,249 --> 00:01:43,478 No, no, no, no. W-w-we need a set that no one has seen. 35 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,356 A pier high above the stage. 36 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,318 A pool built directly into the floor. 37 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,195 - A pool? - Yeah, picture it. 38 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:55,528 You're dancing, kickin' up water like Singin' In The Rain. 39 00:01:55,948 --> 00:01:57,192 Then, 40 00:01:57,346 --> 00:01:59,520 you lower the floor... 41 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:03,749 And you can dive down! Splash! 42 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:07,585 And do some fantastic synchronized swimming choreography. 43 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,371 This seems insane. 44 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,131 - Right, Teddy? - When isn't it? 45 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,217 Teddy... 46 00:02:13,532 --> 00:02:15,534 look at Roberta, please. 47 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,269 Hello, Roberta. 48 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,098 - Hi, Teddy. - Now... 49 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,508 picture me at 28. 50 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,272 The opening night of my first Off-Broadway show. 51 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,731 Way off. Off, off, off, off, off. 52 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:32,443 And I look across the room, and I see this beautiful woman, 53 00:02:32,582 --> 00:02:35,001 totally out of my league. 54 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:38,032 And I figure, if I've got a shot, 55 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:40,058 I gotta go all in. 56 00:02:41,268 --> 00:02:43,895 So I slowly saunter over, and I say, 57 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,582 "Oh, hello. I'm Oliver Putnam, 58 00:02:46,638 --> 00:02:49,422 and I would like to take you to dinner right now." 59 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,546 And she smiles and says, 60 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:52,941 - "Fat chance." - "Hell no." 61 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,060 And then I said, "How about a snack?" 62 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,469 Who says no to a snack? 63 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:01,180 So we go to the Shining Star Diner across the street, 64 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,433 and I tell her that I will, some day, 65 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:08,020 direct every big Broadway show, 66 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,393 and, some day, 67 00:03:09,541 --> 00:03:11,224 I'm going to marry her. 68 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,728 And she laughs and says, 69 00:03:13,767 --> 00:03:15,175 - "Sure you will." - "Hell no!" 70 00:03:15,214 --> 00:03:18,072 And then I point over here to the Arconia, and I say, 71 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:21,362 "And, some day, I'm gonna live in that place." 72 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,428 And Roberta says... 73 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,646 "Now, you're talking." 74 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:27,748 Teddy, 75 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,021 look who married way out of his league 76 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,839 and lives four floors above you. 77 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,257 All that we have done together. 78 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,259 This is our big one. 79 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,218 You gotta dive all in with me. 80 00:03:45,794 --> 00:03:47,253 Oliver... 81 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,190 I do like the pool. 82 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:54,150 Ha! 83 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:57,153 - Let me top you off. - Fine, but just a splash. 84 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:02,230 Let's all make a fuckin' splash, shall we? 85 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:43,965 *CREDITS* 86 00:04:50,371 --> 00:04:57,461 _ 87 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,171 How well do you know your neighbors? 88 00:05:13,336 --> 00:05:15,546 You see many of them every day, 89 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:19,026 but have you ever wondered, could they harm me? 90 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,825 Or even kill? 91 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:24,907 Tim Kono was murdered by someone in this building, 92 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,617 - which means... - Okay, I'm sorry. Cut. 93 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:27,750 What's the matter? 94 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,996 You are scoring a murder mystery, 95 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,985 not DJing a hobbit's wedding. 96 00:05:32,045 --> 00:05:35,089 The concertina can be very haunting. It transports. 97 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:38,333 Yeah well, it transports me back to 1800s Ireland. 98 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,464 I feel like I'm in the middle of the Potato Famine. 99 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,927 Don't I get a say after I invested in all this lovely equipment? 100 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,736 I'm not paying for any of this, by the way. 101 00:05:46,761 --> 00:05:48,347 Of course not! 102 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,934 I wasn't gonna ask you to chip in, even though it is... our podcast. 103 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,188 Let's see if Mabel's free. I'll call her. 104 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,523 Or should I text? 105 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,236 Calls bother them for some reason. 106 00:06:02,401 --> 00:06:04,736 Yeah. I think it's a text. 107 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,994 What sounds more casual? 108 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,247 "Dear Mabel" or "Greetings, Mabel"? 109 00:06:14,076 --> 00:06:15,285 Hey. 110 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,835 Ooh, our last Gut Milk shipment. 111 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,921 Your next Gut Milk shipment. 112 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,297 Plus, 113 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,550 I wrote down everything I could about that shit ball Tim Kono. 114 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,244 May he rest in peace. 115 00:06:26,245 --> 00:06:28,205 But if anybody catches you with this... 116 00:06:28,228 --> 00:06:29,383 I will burn it 117 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:32,017 and snort the ashes like it's 1982. 118 00:06:32,071 --> 00:06:33,181 Don't you worry. 119 00:06:33,786 --> 00:06:35,652 Oh, and this is from Bunny. 120 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,521 "If you do not pay within the next 24 hours, 121 00:06:40,552 --> 00:06:43,277 your water and power will be shut off." She said I had two weeks! 122 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,217 She wants your ass out, baby. 123 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,253 Gotta give Bunny her money! 124 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,814 Hey! I figured out the perfect greeting for the text! 125 00:06:59,512 --> 00:07:00,682 _ 126 00:07:00,729 --> 00:07:03,060 _ 127 00:07:03,085 --> 00:07:05,485 _ 128 00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:07,921 _ 129 00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:09,533 _ 130 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:11,118 _ 131 00:07:12,062 --> 00:07:13,630 _ 132 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,443 _ 133 00:07:15,506 --> 00:07:17,183 _ 134 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:30,936 And these are... 135 00:07:31,046 --> 00:07:32,963 Candid photos I took of our neighbors, 136 00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:35,659 matched with official complaints we got from Ursula. 137 00:07:35,813 --> 00:07:38,197 Cool, but why are they all selfies? 138 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,418 So I don't draw suspicion. 139 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:43,798 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So... so you think that Sting, 140 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:46,855 musical icon Sting, killed Tim Kono? 141 00:07:46,909 --> 00:07:48,998 I'm just a fan. He lives in the building, 142 00:07:49,038 --> 00:07:51,262 and I always wanted a picture with him. You know. 143 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:54,223 I'll move it over here. I could get him to sign it later. 144 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,893 - How do we even start with these? - Well... 145 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,057 how do you sculpt an elephant? 146 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,771 You start with a block of marble, 147 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:04,525 and you chip away everything that isn't elephant. 148 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:05,860 We do the same thing. 149 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:08,279 We eliminate everyone who isn't a killer, 150 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,489 until we're left with the person who is. 151 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,472 Intriguing, and yet totally backwards. 152 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,585 When you cast a show, you don't say, 153 00:08:15,616 --> 00:08:17,997 "I'm looking for not a Brad Pitt-type." 154 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,624 You say who you are looking for. 155 00:08:19,861 --> 00:08:22,752 All right. I am looking for a guy 156 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:24,881 I saw going up the stairs 157 00:08:24,951 --> 00:08:26,608 in a tie-dyed hoodie 158 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,364 the night of the fire alarm when Tim died. 159 00:08:30,636 --> 00:08:33,823 And I'm looking for the mysterious... 160 00:08:34,026 --> 00:08:35,569 Tim's fiancée. 161 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:38,017 What if tie-dye guy is the fiancé? 162 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,268 Guys, guys, guys. 163 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,453 We need one lead. 164 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,190 One lead. 165 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,331 Stop! 166 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,114 I know how to do this. 167 00:08:57,988 --> 00:08:59,276 Congrats! 168 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,457 On making it this far. 169 00:09:01,622 --> 00:09:04,457 You should all feel very proud indeed. 170 00:09:05,069 --> 00:09:07,756 But as you know, there can only be one 171 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,986 Tim Kono's murderer. 172 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,854 I'm looking for motive. 173 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,178 I'm looking for means. 174 00:09:14,264 --> 00:09:16,266 But most of all... 175 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,434 I'm looking for moxie. 176 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:21,853 Ah! 177 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:23,813 The needy therapist. 178 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,816 I did it. I'm a bad therapist. 179 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:30,570 Okay, you know what? I can't with the neediness. 180 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,644 Step to the back line, please. Quickly. 181 00:09:37,372 --> 00:09:38,653 Okay, ye... Ladies, 182 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,890 I-I don't have a clue what's happening here, 183 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,708 but none of it's interesting. 184 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,003 Ah! 185 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,590 The murderous matriarch from next door. 186 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,704 I did it. 187 00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:54,385 And I would do it again 188 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,429 for the square footage 189 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,014 and that view. 190 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,974 The only view you're going to have 191 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,768 is from the back line! 192 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,773 No one wants a murder podcast about real estate! 193 00:10:12,826 --> 00:10:15,829 People, you-you can't look like you want it too much. 194 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,641 - Big mistake. - ? Pay your bills! ? 195 00:10:19,711 --> 00:10:21,829 ? Pay your bills! ? 196 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,664 ? Oliver Putnam ? 197 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,167 ? Pay your fucking ? 198 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:28,587 ? Bills! ? 199 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,838 Bunny, why are you singing? 200 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,965 Well, this is a musical, right? 201 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,676 Not with you in it. Back line! 202 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,266 Ah... 203 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,310 Evelyn's cat daddy. 204 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,396 Oh, had a lot of complaints about Tim. 205 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,440 Tim complained a lot about Evelyn. 206 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,469 He said she gave him asthma attacks. 207 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,070 He threatened to shoot her. 208 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,154 Oh, so you knew Tim had a gun. 209 00:10:55,179 --> 00:10:56,594 That's right. 210 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,648 She had nine lives, 211 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,119 but I cut his one short. 212 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,205 Cute. 213 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,809 - Stay put. - Curiosity killed the cat, 214 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,254 but I killed Tim Kono... 215 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,251 Okay, you wanna lose the gig? Keep talking! 216 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,548 All right, everyone! 217 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,216 With the exception of Howard Morris... 218 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,514 Back line. 219 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:27,732 We have our lead. 220 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,297 Howard Morris. 221 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,525 Tim threatened to kill his cat, 222 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,694 and he knew that Tim had a gun. 223 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,271 Plus, those paw prints in Tim's blood. 224 00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:39,282 - Correct. - So, what's our plan? 225 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,659 Well, it's an audition. W-w-we meet with him, 226 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,578 bring up Tim Kono, see what he does. 227 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:44,436 I'm sorry. 228 00:11:44,498 --> 00:11:45,999 The plan is to meet with a murderer, 229 00:11:46,014 --> 00:11:48,197 bring up a dangerous topic till he snaps, 230 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,536 reaches under the sofa, 231 00:11:49,552 --> 00:11:51,433 pulls out the murder weapon, and kills us all? 232 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,337 And we record him. 233 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,922 For the podcast. Ha, ha! 234 00:11:55,219 --> 00:11:57,693 No, no, no. I-I can't... Is that even legal? 235 00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,302 Oh, that's a good point. 236 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:01,554 We might have to tell him he's being recorded. 237 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,140 But subtly, of course, 'cause I don't think he'd like that. 238 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,850 Can I keep this when we're done? 239 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,177 No, no. I have to return all this stuff 240 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,716 in 30 days to get our money back. 241 00:12:08,779 --> 00:12:11,545 No! We can't rush this. Promise me we're not rushing this. 242 00:12:12,224 --> 00:12:13,224 I'll see you later. 243 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,440 Wait, you're not coming? W-where are you gonna be 244 00:12:16,441 --> 00:12:18,154 while we interview a murderer? 245 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:21,158 Oh, just producer stuff. Boring. Good luck. 246 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,244 What the shit was that? 247 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,465 Hey... 248 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,090 Oliver. 249 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,344 Teddy, my God. You do not age! 250 00:12:42,154 --> 00:12:44,014 I need the name of your witch! 251 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,682 Oh God. What do you need? 252 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,103 Come on in. 253 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,208 Now, we need to be careful. 254 00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:59,481 Howard could snap if he feels threatened. 255 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,815 Okay, that's why I think 256 00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:02,736 - we should just hit him with the charm. - Good. 257 00:13:02,775 --> 00:13:04,617 Excellent, so I'll take the lead on this. 258 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,085 - Excuse me? - Well, I'm an actor. 259 00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,579 I can turn on the charm. 260 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,915 Is it on now? 261 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,477 It's warming up. 262 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,420 - Hello... - Hello. Lobby? 263 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,657 Yes, please. 264 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,383 Oh! I see you're a musician. 265 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,134 Oh, good eye. 266 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,804 I'm actually first chair bassoon in the City Symphony. 267 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,390 Mm. First chair, Mabel. She's first chair. 268 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,506 I heard. I don't know what that means. 269 00:13:30,611 --> 00:13:31,799 Wait a minute. 270 00:13:31,974 --> 00:13:33,739 Is that your bassoon I hear playing 271 00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:35,132 through the courtyard every night? 272 00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:37,275 Oh, I'm sorry. I should close my window. 273 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:40,736 No, it's lovely. I think of it as the sound of the Arconia. 274 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,906 Oh. That's really sweet. 275 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,742 Um, the echoes help me hear my pitch, 276 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,537 and if I need to adjust my embouchure. 277 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,038 Mm. Of course. 278 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,291 Mabel, the embouchure is... 279 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,028 is a mouth position. 280 00:13:55,461 --> 00:13:56,586 Rad. 281 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,550 It was nice meeting you. I'm Jan. 282 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,344 I'm Charles. 283 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,872 Get some, Mr. Savage. 284 00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:09,443 - I will not. - Not with that attitude. 285 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,350 Is my nose bleeding? 286 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,768 No. Well, let's go. 287 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,262 I'm gonna get Howard to talk. 288 00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:16,314 You just make sure he knows he's being recorded. 289 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,780 Right, right. Testing! Testing! 290 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,154 Some good memories, huh, Teddy? 291 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,947 Makes me so happy seeing them up. 292 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,124 It would be nice if I had posters of the shows 293 00:14:27,171 --> 00:14:29,205 you talked me out of investing in. 294 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,105 - Les Mis? - Yeah, I know. 295 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,956 "It's such a downer, Teddy, and all over a loaf of bread?" 296 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,958 - Well, it was. - Mamma Mia. 297 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,877 "I didn't like ABBA when they were ABBA." 298 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,086 - Yeah. - Hamilton. 299 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,090 They picked the one Founding Father with no pizazz. 300 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,759 - That was wrong... - Look, Oliver, 301 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,717 I don't mean to rush. Uh, you know my son, Theo. 302 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,507 We have a thing we need to... 303 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,601 I-I won't be long. I promise. 304 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,519 Can you... Can you sign that to him? 305 00:14:56,519 --> 00:14:59,674 _ 306 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:01,944 Thank you! 307 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,302 So-so Teddy, um... 308 00:15:04,499 --> 00:15:06,126 I'm doing a podcast. 309 00:15:06,219 --> 00:15:09,822 A true crime podcast about a murder 310 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,788 that took place in our own building. 311 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,750 Raise your hand if you just got chills. 312 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,753 But... And it isn't just the story of a man's death. 313 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,422 It is about our craving for truth. 314 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,842 Our hunger for justice. 315 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:29,110 And that's why I think Dimas Delis is the obvious sponsor. 316 00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:30,147 Hold on. 317 00:15:30,327 --> 00:15:32,091 You're really asking me for money? 318 00:15:32,122 --> 00:15:34,016 Well, I wouldn't, uh, put it like that. 319 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:37,019 I-I'm just saying that you can advertise 320 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,189 for the very low cost of $32,000. 321 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,067 - Oliver! Motherfucking hell! - Oh, come on, Teddy, 322 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,155 I know there's a part of you that misses me, 323 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:48,030 - and misses the magic we made. - Oliver, I loved our shows. 324 00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:50,589 It's setting money on fire I don't care for. 325 00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,927 But listen, let's grab a drink some time. 326 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,537 Oh, I would love that. When is good? 327 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,695 - When it doesn't cost me 32K. - Ah. 328 00:16:02,243 --> 00:16:03,660 What a putz. 329 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,093 Uh, hi, Howard. 330 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:12,924 We just wanted to see how you were holding up since Evelyn. 331 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,261 Thank you. 332 00:16:14,324 --> 00:16:15,809 I wish I were dead. 333 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,618 I'm sorry. Things have gotten a bit away from me. 334 00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:22,944 Oh, it's okay. Um, 335 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,832 - do you have another cat, Mr. Morris? - No. 336 00:16:27,207 --> 00:16:28,738 This is all Evelyn's. 337 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:30,740 If I don't touch anything... 338 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,413 food, water, toys... 339 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,913 I can pretend she's still here. 340 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,698 You know, I heard this once, and maybe you can appreciate it. 341 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,877 A cat never really leaves you 342 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,172 because they transmit parasites. 343 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,428 I'm sure Evelyn was very clean. 344 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,096 She was. Thank you. 345 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,266 It seems like everyone in the building loved her. 346 00:16:58,294 --> 00:17:00,181 - Mm-hmm. - Unlike Tim Kono. 347 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,406 I'm sorry, I just... 348 00:17:03,692 --> 00:17:05,526 I link them because... 349 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,861 they both died the same day. 350 00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:09,170 Right. 351 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,453 And people didn't really like Tim Kono. 352 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,612 No, people did not. 353 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:14,952 I hear. 354 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,204 Really? What did you hear exactly? Just... 355 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,956 I shouldn't speak ill of the dead. 356 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,249 Tim was a prick. 357 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,034 Yes, he certainly fuckin' was. 358 00:17:23,081 --> 00:17:25,127 We saw him on the elevator the other day. 359 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,088 What did he do? That fuck. 360 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,465 He berated someone over the phone. 361 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,172 Yeah. Typical Tim. 362 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:33,997 Something about a missing ring... 363 00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:35,179 Hm. 364 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,114 He was always upset about something. 365 00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,215 It got worse recently. 366 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,810 I heard 367 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,729 that he got fired from his investment firm 368 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,399 for losing a big client a lot of money. 369 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,505 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 370 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,361 Did Tim ever get upset with Evelyn? 371 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,262 What kind of person 372 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,407 leaves their window open, 373 00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,327 and then gets mad at a cat for wandering in? 374 00:17:57,831 --> 00:17:59,412 Evelyn wasn't a vindictive girl, 375 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,913 but I know that she is happy Tim is dead. 376 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,295 Hm. Uh... 377 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,836 My God, she's beautiful. 378 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,633 - Mm-hmm. - That's not Evelyn. 379 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,635 Oh. 380 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,879 - I could've sworn... - That's Barbara. 381 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,681 She was a bitch. 382 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,862 Yeah. Still, it's so nice 383 00:18:20,963 --> 00:18:23,554 that she's up there, too, because it's like... 384 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,814 you're being recorded. 385 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,472 - What was that? - I said... 386 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,180 she's watching you, 387 00:18:30,272 --> 00:18:31,939 so it's like... 388 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,739 you're being recorded. 389 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,575 I-I wouldn't put it that way. Why would you say it like that? 390 00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:41,053 Uh, I... I don't know. 391 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,409 You were saying Evelyn was happy that Tim died? 392 00:18:45,127 --> 00:18:47,044 - Whoa! Jesus! - What did you do? 393 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,671 Oh, sorry. Sorry. 394 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,007 What is wrong with you? 395 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,513 What the fuck! Oh my God! 396 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,909 Go get ice! Ice! Go! 397 00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:02,018 Shit. 398 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,393 Ice. 399 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,646 Uh... 400 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,939 Just get ice! 401 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,357 Ice? 402 00:19:10,111 --> 00:19:11,984 Ice. Oh my God. 403 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,736 Uh... 404 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,655 Ah! 405 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:16,989 Jeez... 406 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,116 Will you hurry? What the fuck! 407 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,370 God... 408 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,582 You're taking too long! 409 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,669 Hurry, Brazzos! 410 00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:32,426 Oh my God, oh my God, uh... 411 00:19:32,609 --> 00:19:33,710 Quick! 412 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,868 Howard, are you okay? 413 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,097 I have vasovagal syncope. 414 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,057 I... I... I faint at the sight of blood. 415 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,475 Oh. 416 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,103 Well, that... that sucks. 417 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,195 Probably keeps you from 418 00:19:48,429 --> 00:19:50,273 doing a lot of things, 419 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:53,388 like being present for bloody murders. 420 00:19:54,781 --> 00:19:55,739 You know, 421 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,573 there's a cat in your freezer. 422 00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,283 Yes, I know that. 423 00:20:00,479 --> 00:20:03,607 I think Tim poisoned Evelyn, and then killed himself. 424 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,664 I'm getting a toxicology report done. 425 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,165 Makes sense. 426 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,879 It's just that she's next to your food... 427 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:13,630 Touching it. 428 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,748 Is it cancer? 429 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,375 I just need to know how invested I should get in you. 430 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,961 - You don't adopt a 20-year-old dog. - I'm not dying. 431 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,464 It's anxiety. It happens sometimes when I talk to people. 432 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,841 But I have it managed. I just don't talk to people. 433 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,219 Or go on dates. Or know my neighbors. 434 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,345 Well, you know me. 435 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,889 - And you are? - Not going to laugh at that. 436 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,224 I don't blame you. 437 00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:07,621 I'm gonna get some air. 438 00:21:07,953 --> 00:21:10,050 So I guess Howard is alibied out. 439 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,855 What? You bought that? The fainting act? 440 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,815 I can spot actors a mile away. 441 00:21:15,035 --> 00:21:16,369 Any word from Oliver? 442 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,904 Nothing. 443 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,615 My agent always said he was unreliable. 444 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,617 She said, "Don't even go audition for him." 445 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:27,036 - 'Course it's moot because I'm offer-only... - Bye! 446 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,456 Uh, bye. 447 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,588 What are you up to? 448 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,510 Jesus. 449 00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,682 Original posters like this 450 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,378 go for five, sometimes 10,000. 451 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,607 And I'm a little strapped right now. 452 00:21:56,693 --> 00:21:59,737 You can't sell this. Wasn't this your biggest show? 453 00:21:59,843 --> 00:22:02,071 No, no. This was my biggest flop. 454 00:22:02,742 --> 00:22:04,824 Oh. There were bigger flops. 455 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:07,118 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. 456 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,924 There is no bigger flop than my show. 457 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:13,208 We got bad reviews before we even opened. 458 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,073 You didn't see water on a stage for 10 years. 459 00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:21,591 It caused three bankruptcies, two insurance investigations. 460 00:22:21,725 --> 00:22:23,768 I'm sure it had some good moments. 461 00:22:24,373 --> 00:22:25,790 Well, 462 00:22:25,962 --> 00:22:28,619 at the end of the first act, there was this amazing number 463 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,896 where 12 merman dove from a high pier 464 00:22:31,921 --> 00:22:34,731 into a pool built into the stage floor. 465 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:38,609 But, the first night of previews, 466 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:41,527 they'd been having problems with the hydraulics 467 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,906 that lowered the floor. 468 00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,658 But, I said... 469 00:22:48,587 --> 00:22:50,240 - "Go for it." - Uh-huh. 470 00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:56,168 And as each merman sang, "Make a splash..." 471 00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:00,822 they all dove down from the high pier, 472 00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:02,590 one by one. 473 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,623 Make a splash! Make a splash... 474 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:09,056 And I can still hear the sound of them all hitting the floor. 475 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,725 Thwop. 476 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,478 Thwop. 477 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:17,939 Thwop. 478 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,066 Thwop. 479 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,193 All 12? 480 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,904 All 12. 481 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,074 Chorus boys tend to stick together. 482 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,952 Well, you made a mistake. We all make mistak... 483 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:32,411 - No one died, right? - No. 484 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,705 Yeah, well, okay. We all make mistakes. 485 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,666 The headline in the Times next day was, 486 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,444 - "Splat." - Well, if that's the worst of it. 487 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,338 No, it's not. 488 00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,216 I put my own money in the show. 489 00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,252 But, it wasn't actually... 490 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,353 mine. It was my son's college fund. 491 00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:55,310 I not only lost my career with the show, 492 00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:58,438 but making it all about me... 493 00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,984 I lost my family as well. 494 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,152 It can happen. 495 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,904 Trust me, I know. 496 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,908 You can lose a lot with one big mistake. 497 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,165 But the world needs Oliver Putnams. 498 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,585 You push people out of their comfort zone. 499 00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:22,545 I mean, I don't like to get involved with people, 500 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,380 but I just met a very strange man, 501 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,530 and knocked a frozen cat out of his freezer. 502 00:24:28,548 --> 00:24:30,674 I-I still have its leg! 503 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:31,763 Oh, Jesus! 504 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,412 It's warm now, 505 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,621 and that smell is new, 506 00:24:36,812 --> 00:24:38,811 but it's also kinda thrilling, 507 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:40,646 and it's all because of you. 508 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,514 I mean, you're insane, 509 00:24:42,544 --> 00:24:44,505 but that's usually who people want to follow. 510 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:46,028 You can't lose that. 511 00:24:46,459 --> 00:24:48,301 You know, I spent all day 512 00:24:48,326 --> 00:24:50,531 looking for some cash to make this podcast special. 513 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,107 You know, let me put some money 514 00:24:52,108 --> 00:24:53,720 into that sound equipment. It's our show. 515 00:24:53,751 --> 00:24:55,536 - Oh, no, no. You don't have to do that. - No, I want to... 516 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,703 You owe me 4,500. I prefer cash. 517 00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:00,619 Where you going? 518 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:06,543 Oliver Putnam is not gonna take no for an answer. 519 00:25:21,137 --> 00:25:23,317 - _ - Hi, Mr. Torres. 520 00:25:23,342 --> 00:25:25,692 - I don't know if you remember me, but... - I do. 521 00:25:25,896 --> 00:25:27,558 Do you need something fixed? 522 00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:30,140 N-no. The apartment is fine. 523 00:25:30,167 --> 00:25:31,711 Everything's fine. 524 00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:34,700 Um, I was just looking for Oscar. 525 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,328 Wasn't he getting out this week? 526 00:25:36,757 --> 00:25:38,342 He's not here. 527 00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:41,757 Okay, well, can you tell him I'm looking for him, and if... 528 00:25:41,871 --> 00:25:43,832 No. I won't do that. 529 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:46,088 My son needs a fresh start. 530 00:25:46,729 --> 00:25:48,340 Don't come here again. 531 00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:57,056 Time for that drink, Teddy. 532 00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:59,141 Please, don't make me move. 533 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:01,644 No, no, no, please, please, please. 534 00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:02,729 I-I... 535 00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,189 Do you remember the day 536 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,568 I sold you on the pool for Splash? 537 00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,695 You bought in because I was confident 538 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,655 and charming and young. 539 00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,657 You were around 58. 540 00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:17,016 Well, that's not the point. 541 00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:20,705 An hour before you got there, I was so nervous. 542 00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,417 Hyperventilating over what kind of wine to open. 543 00:26:23,711 --> 00:26:25,567 Yet an hour later, 544 00:26:25,854 --> 00:26:28,114 you saw a confident salesman. 545 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:29,923 But it was all pretend. 546 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,176 The false arrogance of youth. 547 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:34,719 Again, you were nearly 60. 548 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,555 Yeah, but I'm older now. 549 00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,975 And I have learned, Teddy. 550 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:44,438 No one who promises big things knows what's gonna happen. 551 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,357 But, it's the ride that counts. 552 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:51,290 I think I am onto something great here, 553 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,993 and I swear to you, I'm not gonna let you down. 554 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:59,212 Let's make a real splash this time. 555 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:02,121 But with a podcast, Oliver? 556 00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,803 Well, it starts with a podcast, 557 00:27:03,828 --> 00:27:06,038 but you know, with me, it's always gonna be more. 558 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,172 What was it? 32K? 559 00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:13,132 Now, it's 35. 560 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,634 Always more. 561 00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:40,710 _ 562 00:27:47,358 --> 00:27:50,944 _ 563 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:58,095 Come on, girl. 564 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:01,013 Ooh, sorry. Let's go. 565 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,640 Oh! 566 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:07,688 There we go. There you go, Winnie. 567 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,984 Well, hello there, Sting! 568 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,406 - Your dog, please. - Oh. 569 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:21,451 Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting. 570 00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:26,081 She's just on edge after that upsetting death the other night. 571 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:29,333 Which I'm actually doing a podcast about. 572 00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,335 Um... 573 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,546 Kind of a bid deal. 574 00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,760 People seem to think it's a big deal... 575 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,719 Did you, uh, by chance, know Tim Kono? 576 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,971 Are you suggesting I had something to do with that? 577 00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:43,639 No, no, no, no, no. I-I was just... 578 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,058 It was just a-a question in passing. 579 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,894 Please, your dog. 580 00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:49,160 Yes, I'm sorry. 581 00:28:49,238 --> 00:28:51,480 - Control him! - Yes, I'm sorry. 582 00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:53,131 Winnie is just a big fan. 583 00:28:53,186 --> 00:28:54,984 I don't like dogs. 584 00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:56,569 Ah. 585 00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:59,197 - Do you have a dog? - I have a dog. 586 00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:01,121 I don't like him either. 587 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,577 Ah, well, this-this has been a... 588 00:29:24,985 --> 00:29:26,351 You liked it, right? 589 00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:28,197 Is that what my face is saying? 590 00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:31,513 Oh hey! Listen, uh, uh, before we wrap up, 591 00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:34,440 I have a little announcement to make. 592 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:37,700 We are now the proud parents of a new... 593 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,946 - podcast. - What does that mean? 594 00:29:39,947 --> 00:29:42,074 We just published our first episode. 595 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:45,952 Or dropped. We-we dropped it. Like it was hot. 596 00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:48,412 Excuse me, when did we do that? 597 00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,498 - An hour ago. - I can't find it. 598 00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:53,765 Oh, try Dimas Chicken Wraps Presents 599 00:29:54,015 --> 00:29:55,628 Only Murders in the Building. 600 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:58,881 I got us a big fat sponsorship. 601 00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:01,968 Teddy had one condition. Because it's Chicken Wrap month, 602 00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:05,096 he needed us to drop the first episode right away, so... 603 00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:06,973 You rushed it. Big surprise. 604 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:08,893 This is an Oliver Putnam Production. 605 00:30:09,199 --> 00:30:11,360 - How we doing? Any audience? - Found it. 606 00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:12,981 Four listens so far. 607 00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:14,621 In only an hour? 608 00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:18,569 At this rate, we're gonna be, like, at two million by... Thursday. 609 00:30:19,013 --> 00:30:20,889 - Any comments? - Oh yeah. 610 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,328 "Charles-Haden Savage is a..." 611 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:26,527 I-it's good. It's a-a good, nice comment. 612 00:30:26,606 --> 00:30:28,452 - It's good? Oh. - Yeah, I bet it's good. 613 00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,037 Did you use my concertina music? 614 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:32,241 - I should really be going... - I knew it. 615 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:34,167 You know what? I am the worst. 616 00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,918 So, basically, you released our podcast, 617 00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:37,628 we have no real theories, 618 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,378 let alone a prime suspect. 619 00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:42,191 When we have 12 listeners, maybe we can worry. 620 00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:43,692 Okay, you know what? 621 00:30:44,159 --> 00:30:46,681 I've got this. I'm all over it! 622 00:30:46,902 --> 00:30:48,904 Worry not! 623 00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:51,122 And I'm fucking worried. 624 00:30:51,927 --> 00:30:53,948 I'm so fucking worried. 625 00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:01,236 I've directed 212 theatrical productions 626 00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:04,293 and I've always found my lead. 627 00:31:04,346 --> 00:31:06,824 Everyone! Exciting, right? 628 00:31:06,861 --> 00:31:08,623 Still got a shot! 629 00:31:09,048 --> 00:31:10,995 Five, six, seven, eight! 630 00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:13,331 It takes a particular eye to know 631 00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:15,875 who's got that special star spark... 632 00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:18,119 Order the hat! Back to the newsstand! 633 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,139 and who's just a background player. 634 00:31:20,195 --> 00:31:21,227 Bunny! 635 00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:24,050 If this were a children's show, you'd be scaring the children. Get out. 636 00:31:24,051 --> 00:31:25,308 Real estate woman. 637 00:31:25,339 --> 00:31:27,345 Get out! Everyone, stage right! 638 00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:29,306 Go away! Get off the stage! Leave! 639 00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:42,610 I know they're here, in the Arconia, 640 00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:44,851 waiting to be discovered. 641 00:31:49,289 --> 00:31:51,943 _ 642 00:32:07,870 --> 00:32:09,471 Winnie? 643 00:32:10,934 --> 00:32:12,457 Winnie? 644 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:16,299 What's wrong, girl? 645 00:32:18,988 --> 00:32:20,530 Oh my God. 646 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,570 Who would do this to you? 647 00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:30,241 ? Don't stand... ? 648 00:32:30,242 --> 00:32:32,159 If we began with the question, 649 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,085 "How well do you know your neighbors?" 650 00:32:34,110 --> 00:32:35,705 ? Don't stand so close to me... ? 651 00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:37,999 Turns out, the answer is 652 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,881 your most well-known neighbor... 653 00:32:40,882 --> 00:32:43,254 ? Don't stand so close to me ? 654 00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:45,047 might be the one you know the least. 655 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:46,549 ? Don't stand ? 656 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,467 ? Don't stand so ? 657 00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:51,597 ? Don't stand so close to me ? 658 00:32:53,450 --> 00:32:58,590 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 659 00:33:54,826 --> 00:33:58,580 Tim Kono was murdered by someone in this building. 660 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:00,331 I hated Tim Kono. 661 00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:01,874 That shit ball, Tim Kono. 662 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,251 I'm happy Tim is dead. 663 00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:05,461 He once yelled at me for smoking outside! 664 00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:06,879 Look, nobody liked him, 665 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,093 - but can we all just be grateful he's gone? - Shit. 666 00:34:10,094 --> 00:34:13,344 I think our list of suspects just got a little longer. 667 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:19,474 The killer poisoned my dog. 668 00:34:19,538 --> 00:34:21,732 "End the podcast or I end you." 669 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:22,770 Who did this? 670 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:24,665 You think Tim's death is my fault. 671 00:34:25,566 --> 00:34:26,649 Twist! 672 00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:28,985 We have an unexpected turn of events! 673 00:34:28,986 --> 00:34:30,403 You're a simpleton. 674 00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,571 Damn it, I didn't get that. 675 00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:33,239 Can you call me a simpleton again? 676 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,992 - You're a simpleton. - Oh, thank you. 677 00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,076 We need one lead. 678 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,161 I'm looking for Tim's fiancée. 679 00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:41,998 He got fired for losing a big client a lot of money. 680 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:44,313 I found all these in his apartment. 681 00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,002 We're dying for the next episode! 682 00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:47,211 We may be too! 683 00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:48,838 This is our strongest suspect yet. 684 00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:49,964 If we're gonna do this, 685 00:34:49,965 --> 00:34:51,674 we're gonna do it now or never. 686 00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,097 I'm sorry... 687 00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:01,809 The plan is to meet with the murderer, 688 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:04,187 bring up a dangerous topic until he snaps, 689 00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:07,398 reaches under the sofa, pulls out the murder weapon, and kills us all. 690 00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,275 And we record him 691 00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:10,402 for the podcast.