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Don't all true crime podcasters

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wish they were on the
case from the start?

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- Found someone dead.
- What?

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- They offed themselves.
- It's that guy from the elevator!

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Tim Kono. With a K.

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What kinda guy kills
himself an hour after being

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desperate to get his hands on this?

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Now, the only thing that matters is
that there's a killer on the loose,

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and he could be living in our building.

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My father was a Charles. I'm a junior.

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- Are you?
- I'm Brazzos.

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Me and my Hardy Boys, we would
get into solving mysteries

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- around the complex.
- And your Hardy Boys,

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- where are they now?
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Looks like you arrested
the wrong guy, Detective.

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Spare me the innocent act, Zeus.

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I got you dead-to-rights.

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And I got 20 eyewitnesses who say

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I was at my niece's baptism last night.

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It was a beautiful service.

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Only wish my mother was alive to see it.

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Your lies might fool some
people, Zeus, but not me.

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I'm not some dumb cop you see on TV.

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I'm not Kojak.

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I'm not Tubbs.

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I'm Brazzos.

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This sends the investigation
into a whole new direction.

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By the way, I'm not
calling you Zeus anymore.

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That's your street name.

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I don't call anyone
by their street name.

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I call you by your real name...

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Mario Furstenberg.

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Oh, you think you're so special
because you had a rough dad.

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Let me tell you a
little bit about my dad.

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It was the most constant refrain

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of my childhood. How
much I was like him.

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"You're the spitting
image of your father."

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And I was.

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We were both right-handed, but we
used scissors with our left hand.

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We could both pick up any instrument,

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just play it by ear.

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But ask us to do basic algebra?

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Forget about it.

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But you know, people
meant it as a compliment

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when they said I was like my father.

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But he was awful to my mother.

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- He liked to make her feel small.
- The fuck?

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Make her feel silly.

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Make her unsu...

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*CREDITS*

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_

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Every person is a mystery,

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but to care about a murder mystery,

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you need to care about the
person who was murdered.

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Who is Tim Kono?

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We know he lived on the ninth floor
of the Arconia in New York City.

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We know he had a mailbox.

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We know he got manicures,

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or perhaps he just had
naturally pleasing nail beds.

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This is terrible.

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Oh, I know. I literally feel
myself aging when I listen to you.

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It's your writing! I mean, you
don't know anything about the guy,

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so you're just saying the obvious.

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It's so hot in here.

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"He was some sort of mixed Asian,

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Japanese, Korean, or
Chinese, maybe Indonesian?"

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Look, I am trying to target
an entire continent here.

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That's four billion potential listeners.

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- Ah, you're welcome.
- So hot in here.

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Do we have to do this in a closet?

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Well, now you sound like Patti LuPone.

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No, no. The acoustics are better.

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And trust me, you need acoustics.

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Give me one more read.

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- Come on. And have lots of fun with it.
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I'm about to pass out!

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Oh! How did you get here?

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- It was open.
- I don't lock my door.

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- Never have.
- That's insane.

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- Neighborly.
- I mean, a murderer

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probably lives in the building,

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but I guess old white
guys are only afraid of

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colon cancer and societal change.

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Sad.

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A murderer doesn't probably
live in the building.

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A murderer definitely
lives in the building!

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Lester checked all the security footage,

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and no one unknown to him came in or out

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during the hours around Tim's murder.

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- Isn't that great? For the podcast?
- So,

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Mabel, tell us.

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Did you learn anything from
the online world of Tim Kono?

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He didn't post much in his online world.

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He seems to have had a
really sad, quiet life.

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You checked all the websites?

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Yep. All the websites.

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Well, we've exhausted the internet.

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Oh! Before I forget,

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we should keep all our
evidence in one place,

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so I should probably hang
onto that engagement ring.

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Why do you get to hang onto it?

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Don't you trust me, Brazzos?

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It's our biggest clue. We
lose that, we've got nothing.

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It's at my apartment. I'll
give it to you later.

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Okay, guys, I-I need
you two to hear me.

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Our podcast is never going to pop

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until we know who is Tim Kono.

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Who was Tim Kono.

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Yeah, well, I've already named
the episode Who Is Tim Kono,

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- so it's...
- Wait a minute!

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- When did we finish episode one?
- Dude,

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it's called a work in progress!

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Look, every great episode two

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always makes you care
deeply for the victim.

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Ah, that's true. I've fallen in love

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- with so many dead people.
- You either make them sympathetic

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or sexy or interesting, none of which

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- I feel for Tim Kono, so.
- Look,

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someone in this building
had to have known him.

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We find that one person,

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- and all this cracks open.
- Mm-hmm.

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Back off, Mabel.

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You can't disappear for 10 years,

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and then show up and start dragging up

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a bunch of shit from when we were kids.

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Oscar's getting out, Tim.

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You can make things right. You
know what happened that night.

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You didn't even say anything.

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Look, if this is all
you came back for...

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I don't want to think about back then.

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I'm a different person now.

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Jesus. We are different.

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And I don't need people
like you in my life.

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Fine. Good. So...

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if you see me 'round the building,
act like you don't know me

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- because you don't.
- Happily.

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Fuck you.

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What if Tim was a dick?

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Hm. That's a definite angle.

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I mean, I wouldn't
want him to be dickier

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than Steve Carell in The Office.

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I-I'd still care if Steve Carell
in The Office got murdered.

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Or would I?

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Thinking, thinking, visualizing.

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- This is tough.
- We need to find someone who knew him.

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Here's an idea.

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It's a long shot, but they're
holding a memorial for Tim Kono

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- in the lobby in 10 minutes.
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Maybe we learn something there.

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God, she's good.

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Wow. Good turnout.

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I don't know any of these people.

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Oh my God, there's food! Fantastic!

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No sneeze guard, no thank you.

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Might as well lick the fingers
of every person in the building.

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Teddy Dimas lives on six.

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Owns Dimas' Delis.

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Great guy, great dips.

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Deaf son. Mm!

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God. You know, this is all I eat.

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Dips for dinner. I bet I have not had

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a regular entrée for years.

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Granted, I've lost 14 pounds
and a significant amount of hair,

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but it's totally worth it.

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I'm gonna go sit down.

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Why the fuck is everyone standing?

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You see these chairs? What do
you think they might be for?

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Come on! Come on!

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This won't take long unless
you make it take long!

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- Now...
- Uh, Bunny, if I may.

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Oh Jesus.

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I'm Dr. Grover Stanley, and I'm sure

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we're all grieving the loss of Tim Kono.

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If-if you need to talk privately
about Tim or whatever,

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I live on six, and I take Venmo.

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Ooh. A therapist is
always a fun suspect.

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Plus, he's desperate. Always good.

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Due to the shocking
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I'm told we need to do this...

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for some bullshit insurance purposes.

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The family's in Japan,

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where the body is already being flown,

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so... um, does anybody have anything

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they would like to
share about Tim Kono?

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Here we go.

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Time for the killer
to make himself known.

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That was from my show.

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A lovely memory?

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A kindness?

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Anyone?

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- Yes. - Does this mean we get
to use our fireplaces again?

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Yeah, he was the guy
with bad asthma, right?

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Since he's dead, we should
be able to use them now.

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We can talk fireplaces
at our next board meeting.

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Wait, Tim was the reason we
couldn't use our fireplaces?

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- I hated that guy.
- He ruined Christmas!

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He once yelled at me.
He once yelled at me

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- for smoking outside!
- Look,

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nobody liked him, but can we
all just be grateful he's gone?

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- Say something nice and move on!
- Shit.

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Uh, excuse me.

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That apartment is mine, hm?

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I lived next to that miserable man

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for eight years, and I
need those extra rooms.

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Well, yes, Ms. Idoko. We have
you down on the waiting list...

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
There is no waiting list.

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The apartment is mine.

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Wouldn't be the first New Yorker
to kill for good real estate.

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Excuse me?

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Were you close with Tim?

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And do you consent to being recorded?

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Just say anything to agree.

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- No, please.
- Thanks, perfect.

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Last night...

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Sorry. Last night my cat, Evelyn, died.

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I'm sorry, I can't...
I don't like doing this.

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Time, please. Thank
you. We're gonna cut.

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Um, I like the emotion.

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Keep that, but I kinda need
you to enunciate better.

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- Do you have anything?
- The crying is covering the dialogue.

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Oh, that's a good...
that's a good note. Okay.

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So, try it again, and it's
kind of, in a weird way,

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an upbeat story. So
just, when you're ready,

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and... action.

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My cat,

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my beautiful Evelyn...

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she died last night.

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- Your cat?
- Mm-hmm.

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Howard?

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Did you say Evelyn died?

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Yes. Last night.

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Oh...

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What's wrong, Howard?

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Evelyn died.

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The sweet blond tabby who used to come
visiting through all the window boxes.

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Evelyn? Oh no! She died?

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Yes! Evelyn is dead!

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Yeah, I'm sure we're all grieving
the death of our dear Evelyn,

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and just a quick reminder.

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I live on six and Venmo.

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Maybe we should make
a podcast about Evelyn.

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Dips for dinner.

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? Dips for dinner,
I'm a nut for dips... ?

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So, our victim is less
likable than a dead cat.

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Hey, you know what? I think
we should talk to Ursula.

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- The sea witch?
- No, no, no. The building manager.

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If anyone has information
on Tim, she does.

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Oliver?

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- Can I speak with you?
- Of course, Bun Bun.

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First of all, let me
say, you look fantastic.

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00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,284
You gotta give me the name of your guy.

253
00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:43,077
You look like a damn kid.

254
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:46,080
Mm. Your building fees
are eight months past due.

255
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:48,601
This is your final notice
before the board will be forced

256
00:11:48,663 --> 00:11:51,664
- to take drastic actions.
- I... B... Bunny, w... we're friends,

257
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,255
- and...
- That's why I'm using a friendly tone.

258
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,257
Don't fuck with me, Oliver.

259
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:59,010
Mm, I can't think of
anything less pleasant.

260
00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,230
That makes two of us.

261
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,478
I didn't cry that much
when my mother died.

262
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,982
Is that true, or are you lying?

263
00:12:13,272 --> 00:12:15,208
Why would I lie about
something like that?

264
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,741
I don't know what I'm
supposed to do right now...

265
00:12:21,804 --> 00:12:23,696
I'm totally migraining.

266
00:12:23,728 --> 00:12:25,953
You guys meet the sea witch without me.

267
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,128
- What did you say to her?
- Just making conversation.

268
00:12:34,146 --> 00:12:35,564
Mm. Not your thing.

269
00:12:36,217 --> 00:12:37,971
Grab those, won't you?

270
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,970
And that tray, too.

271
00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:17,521
Hi.

272
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:21,093
I'm not sure why I'm doing this.

273
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,393
Maybe it's because nobody
gave a shit about Tim,

274
00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:27,337
and I want something
on record in case...

275
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,066
Who is Tim Kono?

276
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,536
Who was?

277
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:55,515
I met him here, at the
Arconia, when we were 10.

278
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,930
I interrupted a game he
had to play every day.

279
00:13:59,996 --> 00:14:01,580
I don't know you.

280
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,802
I know everyone who
lives in this building.

281
00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:07,185
I don't live in this
building. My aunt does.

282
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,781
Salma Ramirez.

283
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,314
12A.

284
00:14:11,948 --> 00:14:13,089
I like her.

285
00:14:13,217 --> 00:14:15,668
She gives out whole
candy bars on Halloween.

286
00:14:15,715 --> 00:14:19,140
I live on Long Island where they give
out loose cigarettes and lighters.

287
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,794
Yeah. You look pretty poor.

288
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,324
It's true Tim didn't get
along with a lot of people.

289
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,704
- What are you drawing?
- The beach near my house.

290
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,069
He was direct, but he never lied.

291
00:14:34,616 --> 00:14:36,083
It's not very good.

292
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,420
Maybe that's why I liked him.

293
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,129
You reading that?

294
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,174
No. I'm too poor to read.

295
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:47,187
It's about two brothers
who solve crimes in Bayport,

296
00:14:47,439 --> 00:14:48,597
where I live.

297
00:14:49,071 --> 00:14:50,323
It's a whole series.

298
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,352
They're cool, even though they're old.

299
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,605
We'd spend a few weeks together
every summer and winter break

300
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:59,816
when my aunt would let me stay with her,

301
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,860
and I could pretend I
lived in the Arconia.

302
00:15:03,079 --> 00:15:06,082
And we could be the Hardy Boys...

303
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,951
solving mysteries we'd make
up around Tim's apartment.

304
00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:20,166
_

305
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,589
For years, it was just me and Tim.

306
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,756
Until we met Oscar and Zoe.

307
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,221
Oscar was the super's kid.

308
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:32,640
Zoe got Oscar to copy his dad's keys

309
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,560
so we could "Hardy Boy"
in any apartment we wanted

310
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,686
when the owners were out of town.

311
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,690
Zoe's family had the whole 11th floor,

312
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,984
- but that wasn't enough for her.
- Yes!

313
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,091
Full meds cabinet. We are
camping here tonight, kids!

314
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,324
- Zoe was the life of the party.
- Jackpot!

315
00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:52,220
Here, take this, baby.

316
00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:54,830
But sometimes, she took things too far.

317
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,633
It was fun, mostly.

318
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,251
Until the end.

319
00:16:07,077 --> 00:16:10,469
Okay, remember. Ursula always
had a side hustle she's working,

320
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,764
so try not to sign up for any kind
of subscription box, timeshare,

321
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,516
or complimentary mammogram.

322
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,712
They're incredibly difficult to cancel.

323
00:16:17,779 --> 00:16:19,364
I thought her name was Aurora.

324
00:16:19,873 --> 00:16:21,915
How do you not know anyone?

325
00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:24,734
So-so-so you put "Aurora"

326
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,819
on her envelope when
you tip at Christmas?

327
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,779
- I don't tip.
- What?

328
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,537
I think it's elitist. I send
out autographed photos instead.

329
00:16:33,652 --> 00:16:34,702
Mm. Okay.

330
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,913
You know what? I think
you should stay upstairs.

331
00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:38,644
- Why?
- Because I'm starting to think

332
00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:41,335
that people like you less than Tim Kono.

333
00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,971
Ursula! My beloved.

334
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:52,201
Even from here, you smell like a
field of lavender and French fries.

335
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,597
My two favorite things.

336
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,641
What brings your skinny ass down here?

337
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:59,727
Well, I just, you know, I didn't
see you at the memorial for Tim Kono,

338
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,896
and I just thought I'd check in.

339
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,826
- It was such a tragedy.
- Is it? Really?

340
00:17:04,912 --> 00:17:07,860
Dude didn't wanna be at the
party anymore, so he left.

341
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,864
Do you know how many
complaints I got about him?

342
00:17:12,884 --> 00:17:15,636
Gee, I'd... I'd love
to take a peek at those.

343
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:16,631
Ursula!

344
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:19,705
It's me, Charles-Haden Savage from 14.

345
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,374
- Is he with you?
- No. No, no.

346
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,637
I am. I see you have my pho...

347
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:26,587
Yeah, it's a real favorite.
Can't you tell?

348
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,715
Look, the reason I don't tip
is out of respect for you.

349
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,968
Please, don't respect me so much, okay?

350
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,004
Ursula, please, I-I would love

351
00:17:34,029 --> 00:17:36,707
to look at those
complaints about Tim Kono.

352
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,976
Can't we work something out here?

353
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:42,646
Well, if you really want them...

354
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,440
Gut Milk?

355
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,150
It's a beverage and a business.

356
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,028
First case is 250. Buy two,
and I'll throw in the file.

357
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,446
Buy three,

358
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,856
and I'll fill you in on the stuff
that was too juicy to write down.

359
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,876
That seems steep.

360
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,788
Up to you. But after tomorrow,

361
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,331
this...

362
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,500
and everything else about that guy,

363
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,626
goes away forever.

364
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,805
- Why is that?
- What's tomorrow?

365
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,703
They're cleaning out Tim
Kono's apartment tomorrow,

366
00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:13,902
so we're gonna go down there
and look around for clues

367
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,309
before everything's
gone. You wanna come?

368
00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:18,950
Do I wanna break into
a dead guy's apartment

369
00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:20,559
and go through all his shit?

370
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,435
Sounds like an afternoon.

371
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,191
Oh! Do you have that engagement ring?

372
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,546
Yeah. It's in my apartment.

373
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,153
- Do you appeal to anybody?
- Not for years.

374
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,490
This is it.

375
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,701
Our one chance to get to know Tim Kono.

376
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,037
Oh! That's a nice high drama line.

377
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,801
- Okay, give me another.
- Why? What was the matter with that one?

378
00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:46,668
Nothing, it was perfect. It was
just reeking of your years on CBS.

379
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,962
I brought Luminol and a
blacklight in case we find...

380
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,631
Oh, blood! There's blood!

381
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,341
Shh! Don't yell blood!

382
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,843
Is it his blood? Is it my blood?

383
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,553
Are my feet bleeding through my shoes?

384
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,972
That's just your brain leaking
out through your foot. Here.

385
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,934
Put on these booties. It'll
keep you from slipping.

386
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:03,861
- _
- And remember,

387
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,827
keep your eyes peeled.
Anything can be a clue.

388
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,207
- Whoa.
- What?

389
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,986
Uh, nothing. It's just
strange to be in here.

390
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,431
Oh, oh, keep your eyes out
for a laptop or a cell phone.

391
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:19,158
The cops probably took those.

392
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,578
Look at all these past due bills.

393
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:25,039
Didn't the cop say that Tim
was having money problems?

394
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,627
Past due rent.

395
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,919
Utilities.

396
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:32,287
He's even behind in his
building fees, poor guy.

397
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:35,299
People who don't pay their
building fees are the worst.

398
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,801
It makes the rest of ours go up.

399
00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:39,011
Now, I really don't like this guy.

400
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,596
I don't think it's...

401
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,640
a sin to be slow to write a check.

402
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,100
I'm gonna check in here.

403
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:47,498
Okay, well, no pictures
of any girlfriend.

404
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,798
No? That seems strange.

405
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,276
Sex toys! We got sex toys, people!

406
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,821
Okay. Remember not to judge.
Nothing... Nothing shameful about

407
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,486
deviant sexual pursuits.

408
00:19:58,699 --> 00:19:59,699
Ooh!

409
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,200
Ah...

410
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,660
Ew.

411
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,497
Looks like Mr. Vanilla
took a turn down Rocky Road,

412
00:20:05,522 --> 00:20:07,040
if you know what I mean.

413
00:20:07,736 --> 00:20:09,247
I don't think you know what you mean.

414
00:20:09,294 --> 00:20:12,461
Goodbye snoozing, hello cruising.

415
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,630
You know, we could get
DNA evidence off these.

416
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,134
I just say bag 'em up
and maybe take a Z-Pak.

417
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,142
Hey, lady!

418
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,585
You look hot.

419
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,146
I hate New Year's Eve.

420
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:32,064
It means that winter break's over.

421
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,025
Yeah, and you gotta back
to shitty Long Island

422
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:36,444
to get finger-fucked by your cousins.

423
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,684
- You're so gross.
- Oh, you know you love me.

424
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,709
Hey, where'd you get that?

425
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,257
Found it.

426
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:48,112
Hey, guys, how we, uh,
feeling about this tie? I...

427
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,876
Damn, girl.

428
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,558
What? I-I already told you.

429
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,673
You... you look good, too, babe.

430
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,051
Don't even.

431
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,303
Hey, guys, if it's dark on the roof,

432
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,888
nobody's gonna see how good we look.

433
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:06,182
Hm, nice slick hair, Tim.

434
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,025
- Kono. Get a picture.
- Yes! This one's mine.

435
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,689
- Hurry!
- Come on. Here we go.

436
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,537
- Goddammit! You're a goddamn asshole!
- What the hell are you doing?

437
00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:28,871
What the fuck was that!?

438
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,706
No, that's, like, textbook cheating!

439
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,291
What the fuck!

440
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,473
I saw someone fighting with her.

441
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,102
- You saw Oscar?
- No. Someone else.

442
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,751
- Bingo!
- Paw prints! Check this out!

443
00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,152
Bloody cat prints.

444
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,905
Th-that dead cat. W-what
was her name? Ethel?

445
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:05,015
- Evelyn.
- This...

446
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,546
This doesn't make sense.

447
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:08,763
Oh no, no, no. A lot of people
name their pets human names.

448
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,654
I had a parakeet named Bruce.

449
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:13,416
It was a female, but she
had a very masculine energy.

450
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:14,542
No.

451
00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:17,284
The cat was here after Tim died.

452
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,498
And the cat died that night, too.

453
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,384
Howard. Was that Evelyn's owner's name?

454
00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:24,716
Right.

455
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:28,770
I think our list of suspects
just got a little longer.

456
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:31,142
That was from my show!

457
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,105
- Okay...
- What's that?

458
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,990
It's a beverage and a business.

459
00:22:38,015 --> 00:22:39,984
All in all, not such a bad day.

460
00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,903
And we got a list of potential suspects

461
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:44,488
in the folder that the
basement photo lady gave us.

462
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,508
- Ursula!
- Ursula. Yeah.

463
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,048
You know, I think we
have enough to paint

464
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,213
a pretty clear picture of Tim Kono.

465
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,038
Yeah, sure. He was broke.

466
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:54,457
- He liked dangerous sex.
- Asthmatic. No one liked him...

467
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,959
Can we not?

468
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:59,817
I don't think being unlikable
means he deserved to die.

469
00:22:59,848 --> 00:23:02,590
Well, no, no. I think
w-w-what Charles is saying is,

470
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,213
for the podcast, we're still
looking for a way to care.

471
00:23:05,238 --> 00:23:06,988
He was alone.

472
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,097
Isn't that enough to make us care?

473
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,831
You of all people should
know how fucking sad that is.

474
00:23:12,856 --> 00:23:14,268
Look, I didn't mean to...

475
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,413
His blood is still on your shoes.

476
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,400
You're right. We should
be more respectful.

477
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:24,364
Tim Kono was a person.
He was a neighbor.

478
00:23:24,411 --> 00:23:25,947
Maybe a man in love.

479
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,636
- It's easy to lose sight...
- What episode is this from?

480
00:23:29,606 --> 00:23:32,746
Can I just stream it
later and spare myself?

481
00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:36,401
That speech you gave me about your dad?

482
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,085
I saw that bullshit on
YouTube this morning.

483
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,608
Whoa... W-w-wait...

484
00:23:40,644 --> 00:23:43,562
I am so lost here. Can
someone please fill me in?

485
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,383
Unless it's boring, and then don't.

486
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:46,551
I wrote that speech.

487
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,427
It was the one thing they let me write

488
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:51,235
for the show, and every word is true.

489
00:23:51,398 --> 00:23:52,584
You just...

490
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,491
- said it verbatim?
- Maybe.

491
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,855
- Is that weird?
- Hm...

492
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,065
I can't tell if you're acting or not.

493
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,275
Oh!

494
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,450
Believe me, when he's
acting, you can tell.

495
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,320
But you know what, chums?

496
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:08,444
Whenever I direct a new show,

497
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:11,479
the hardest part is getting
the actors to trust each other.

498
00:24:12,025 --> 00:24:13,651
And you know what?

499
00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,746
That's what we're doing here.

500
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,583
We're starting a new show.

501
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,043
We should promise not to lie
and just trust each other.

502
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,504
- I can do that.
- Me, too.

503
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,508
- Yeah, okay.
- Fabulous. Now, you know what?

504
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:30,970
How about we all try
a new trust exercise?

505
00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:33,223
- No.
- No fucking way. Bye.

506
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:35,130
I'll see you tomorrow!

507
00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:39,911
Uh, so I don't trust her at all.

508
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:43,817
She's shifty.

509
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:55,703
Tim, they're sending away Oscar!

510
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,926
You said you saw someone with Zoe!

511
00:24:57,981 --> 00:24:59,271
You have to tell them!

512
00:24:59,309 --> 00:25:01,644
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Tim!

513
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:10,260
Aren't you a little old to
still be playing Hardy Boys?

514
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,597
Why did this happen to you?

515
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:17,767
Why are you hanging out
with a couple of old weirdos?

516
00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:21,017
They're trying to help me find
someone who cared about you.

517
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:23,923
Good luck with that.

518
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,740
Tim...

519
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:34,994
Who was the ring for?

520
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:39,248
You wondering if I ever
found someone to love me?

521
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,594
I'm just trying to
figure out who you were.

522
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,004
If you were a good guy or not.

523
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:48,850
Should I even be sad that you're dead?

524
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,260
Ouch. That hurts.

525
00:25:51,916 --> 00:25:54,376
Almost as bad as this.

526
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:02,062
Why didn't you tell the
cops what you saw that night?

527
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,971
And does this have anything to
do with what happened back then?

528
00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:12,906
I always enjoyed watching
you figure things out.

529
00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:02,435
What the fuck?

530
00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:18,095
Tim was the kind of guy that
always made the sensible choice.

531
00:27:20,502 --> 00:27:23,005
That's why none of this makes sense.

532
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,906
Which brings us right
back to where we started.

533
00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,316
Who is Tim Kono?

534
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,111
He liked running around
the courtyard fountain.

535
00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:36,182
He was observant and robotic,

536
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:39,412
but also kind if you
looked at him the right way.

537
00:27:40,978 --> 00:27:42,504
He never lied.

538
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,690
Except once.

539
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:53,143
Who was Tim Kono?

540
00:27:55,266 --> 00:27:57,130
_

541
00:27:57,696 --> 00:27:59,595
_

542
00:27:59,984 --> 00:28:04,322
_

543
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,478
I'm gonna fucking find out.

544
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:12,916
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