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Go, go, go!

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- Doors closed!
- Stay inside!

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Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!

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- Oh my God, oh my God...
- Help me, someone!

5
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We gotta get her! I'm
not leaving her here!

6
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- Oh, and I would?
- Of course you would!

7
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Of course I would!

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It's not what you think.

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_

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Here's a thing I don't get.

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People who worry about
living in a big city

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because of all the crime.

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As any true crime
aficionado will tell you,

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it's the boondocks you
need to worry about.

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I mean, let's face it. Nobody
ever discovered 19 bodies buried

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in the backyard of a
14-story apartment building.

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There's eyes on you
all over the place here.

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And New Yorkers have a
special way of communicating.

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And by special, I mean direct.

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We're packed in tight and
stacked on top of each other

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like those of us who live...

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at the Arconia.

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Hey, hold up. Wait, are you...

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- I'm Brazzos.
- Oh shit, dude!

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I used to watch that show with my dad

26
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when I was a kid! That was his favorite!

27
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Wait, what was that
thing you always said?

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This sends the investigation
into a whole new direction.

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That's it, man! That's it!

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Oh shit! So cool.

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Dad's got ALS now.

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He can't really talk or...

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- feed himself anymore.
- I'm sorry.

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He's in hospice, but...

35
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he just won't let go, you know?

36
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And, honestly, it'd be, like,
better for my whole family if...

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if he would.

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- You want a photo?
- Yes! Of course!

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Yes! That'd be awesome. Thanks, man!

40
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Actually, could you do it landscape?

41
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- Turn it sideways.
- Better if you turn it there. Yeah.

42
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That's good, that's good. Yep.

43
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You tell your dad
Brazzos took that picture.

44
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I will, I will, but he
won't understand, you know?

45
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Not anymore.

46
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- Bye.
- Thanks, man. Thanks a lot.

47
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New York can be a fucking lot.

48
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All the eyes on you all the time.

49
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Hey, baby. Where you going so tough?

50
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Two thousand women report
assaults here every year,

51
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so it's a place that
makes you binge Dateline

52
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to find out how not
to end up on Dateline.

53
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I have this recurring dream.

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I'm in bed, I wake up,

55
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and there's a man standing over me.

56
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So, I kick him right in the nuts,
and I grab my knitting needle...

57
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and I take him down

58
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to the bone with that thing.

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Sometimes, when I can't sleep,

60
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I imagine brutally murdering that dude.

61
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And I'm out like a
light. Works every time.

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As I said, it's a lot. Don't
be here if you don't like a lot.

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"NYC. What is it about you?"

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Which, of course, is a line from
a big hit show about an orphan.

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And don't we all feel
like orphans here at times,

66
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struggling to find our place?

67
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I saw this brilliant dance piece
on the worldwide web recently,

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set to Clair de Lune.

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A simple premise of
a man trying to reach

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the top of a staircase and falling,

71
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but always trying to find some new way

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to bounce back up again.

73
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And I thought, isn't that each of us,

74
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every day in this big burg?

75
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That's life in New...

76
00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,620
Really?!

77
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Do you not see this coat!?

78
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- What are you doing?
- Still, one thing is certain in this town.

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Just when it's all
starting to feel the same,

80
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that's when you get hit by something

81
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you never saw coming.

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*CREDITS*

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Hey, Lester.

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Oh, Ursula, my darling.

85
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- Anything for me?
- Yep. Save me a trip.

86
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Oh. Yeah, this is all research
for shows I'm developing.

87
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Some off-, some off-off, you know?

88
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Stay out of the theater if you
want a life, Ursula. Trust me.

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Hold it!

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Ah! Oh! Sorry. Thanks.

91
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I just... Ooh!

92
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Ah! Got it.

93
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Sorry, I'm just, uh, I-I have

94
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- an important thing a little bit later...
- Yeah, me, too.

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Oh, hello.

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- Filming something today?
- I'm sorry?

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All the makeup, I just assumed.

98
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I'm not wearing makeup.

99
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Oh. Okay.

100
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Me neither.

101
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Is it 5:00 yet, do you know?

102
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- No.
- No.

103
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Tim Kono.

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With a K. Yes.

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Do you see anything you
got in today's packages?

106
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Okay. I don't know why
this keeps happening.

107
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Well, this one is very important to me.

108
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How early tomorrow?

109
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Do you like your Beats?

110
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I had a yellow pair. I
just loved them so much.

111
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And then, like an idiot,

112
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I leave them on the subway.

113
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The thing is, when you lose
something on the subway,

114
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- you... you don't know...
- Ding!

115
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Even the elevator
wanted that story to end.

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Come on, Winnie.

117
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Winnie. No.

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Okay.

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You're listening to All
Is Not OK In Oklahoma,

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from Cinda Canning.

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And now, here's Cinda Canning

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with episode six of All
Is Not OK In Oklahoma.

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When Ray Butler walked me into the woods

131
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behind his barn that night in Chickasha

132
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I wasn't expecting to find anything

133
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related to the disappearance
of his niece, Becky.

134
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I was thinking more about
Ray's unorthodox clothing choice

135
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for farm living.

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But that all changed
because of what was going on

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next to the riverbed,

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where Ray's old Lab, Bo,

139
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was digging at something in the dirt.

140
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Once he got his dug-up prize,

141
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Bo ran proudly to me with
it dangling in his mouth.

142
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:07,046
It took a moment to absorb what it was,

143
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,383
but then, it became all too clear.

144
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Bo had found...

145
00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,429
Shit!

146
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,641
My gah... No.

147
00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,437
Yeah! That's good.

148
00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:50,632
- Lester, is this real?
- I don't know. We're finding out.

149
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Even in a steady Oklahoma rain,

150
00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,767
I was transfixed...

151
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,771
Well, look who got the last booth!

152
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,562
But all that changed

153
00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,901
because of what was going
on next to the riverbed.

154
00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:13,070
Listen, if I've ever offended you

155
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,948
during any of the many times
you've auditioned for me,

156
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,785
- then...
- I've never auditioned for you.

157
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,580
Oh, you're not Scott Bakula?

158
00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:23,999
I am not.

159
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,377
Oh! You're the other one. Got it.

160
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,837
Well, listen, I-I won't say a word,

161
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:33,758
but my, uh, favorite podcast just
dropped a new episode tonight, and...

162
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,142
What does Bo have in his mouth?

163
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,810
I don't know!

164
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:47,814
Oh...

165
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:54,196
Exc...

166
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,949
- Do you know if there's any available?
- I'm sorry. We're totally booked...

167
00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,202
Hey! Come over!

168
00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,954
Thank you.

169
00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:04,872
Yeah!

170
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,333
Sit down! Half the building's in here.

171
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,002
I'm Oliver, by the way. Oliver Putnam.

172
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,171
Charles. Charles-Haden Savage.

173
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,382
Hey. I'm Mabel.

174
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,634
No, really. What is... Oh.

175
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,136
A great old school name.

176
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,638
Get out.

177
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,849
What the fuck is in Bo's mouth?

178
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,684
Becky's panties!

179
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,395
- It is not Ray. Too obvious.
- Exactly.

180
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,272
Absolutely. Listen, I'm just relieved

181
00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:32,191
that something of Becky
Butler showed up somewhere.

182
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,985
I almost forgot who went missing.

183
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:35,736
They took too long with it.

184
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,989
Student Council president,

185
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,324
"she had a smile that would
light up a room," blah blah blah.

186
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,660
Yeah, yeah. Listen, I am all
for a good peeling of the onion,

187
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,162
but let's pace it up, people. Please.

188
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,709
To that point...

189
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,504
who are you, you fascinating creature?

190
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:56,841
I mean, we got our places 30 years
ago when the Arconia was affordable,

191
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:59,135
but you? Do your parents
have a place there...

192
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:02,096
Good God! You don't have
to answer that, Mabel.

193
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:05,434
I mean... I mean unless you
want to because I'm also curious.

194
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,146
- How do I know you?
- Oh, Charles was in

195
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,648
an old TV series, many, many years ago.

196
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,569
- What was it called? Uh, Bozos.
- Brazzos.

197
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,238
Oh... Okay.

198
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,283
As for me, uh,

199
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,662
directing is my day job.
I'm sure you're aware.

200
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,125
But, uh, my grandchildren...

201
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,504
they're my passion.

202
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,465
I just wish I had more
time to spend with them.

203
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,383
That's really all we want, isn't it?

204
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,511
More time with the people we love.

205
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:44,264
I literally pass him in the elevator
once a month, just so you know.

206
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:46,557
Anyway,

207
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,644
those are our proverbial onions.

208
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,605
Raw and peeled. And yours?

209
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,024
Care to peel for us?

210
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,651
I do not.

211
00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,402
- Can I?
- Absolutely not.

212
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,405
No, no. Thank you so much.

213
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,491
Thank you.

214
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,409
Hi, baby.

215
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,411
Oh! That's a real dog.

216
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,454
Yeah, yeah.

217
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,259
Look at this.

218
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,262
- Lester, what the hell?
- Found someone dead.

219
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,555
What?

220
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,598
Sounds like they offed themselves.

221
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,308
- You're kidding me.
- Ninth floor.

222
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,560
Can't let anyone in.

223
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:33,020
- We can't go to our apartments?
- No, sir. Sorry.

224
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,277
- Did he say the ninth floor?
- Yeah.

225
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:42,446
I could get us to the freight elevator,

226
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,408
just to take a peek.

227
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,035
Just to see what's happening.

228
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,413
Okay. But, we should take it to eight.

229
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,498
Why?

230
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,834
They'll have cops posted on nine.

231
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,545
Ooh, you're good.

232
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,476
Tell the captain this is a suicide.

233
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,106
All right, guys, I need you
to canvass around the building.

234
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,504
It's that guy from the elevator!

235
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:42,298
Oh my God. Oh my God. It's that guy!

236
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,425
- It's that guy...
- His... His head was...

237
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,720
I've seen TV dead bodies.
That was... Have you ever...

238
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,972
- He shot himself!
- No, he didn't.

239
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,807
We saw him, what, like an hour ago?

240
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,435
Did he seem like he was gonna
go do something like that?

241
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,650
- Oh!
- Are you associated with the deceased?

242
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,277
- No, no. We don't know him.
- We're neighbors in the building.

243
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,695
We live in the building.

244
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,906
- Mm-hmm. So, you don't know him?
- Just in passing.

245
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,533
- Not his passing.
- No, yes.

246
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,159
When we pass by him.

247
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,160
Before he passed.

248
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,871
That's right. Um, but are y... are you,

249
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,541
uh, sure that it was suicide?

250
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,375
It doesn't make sense.

251
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:20,211
I mean, even in passing,
he didn't seem the type.

252
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:23,506
- So, you don't know him.
- Look,

253
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,091
you're probably just
starting your investigation,

254
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,010
- looking into all the forensics...
- Goddammit.

255
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,472
What fuckin' podcast are
you all hooked on? Huh?

256
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,808
I swear to God, if I meet

257
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:36,060
one more true crime nut...

258
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,855
This is suicide. It's textbook.

259
00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:42,191
Residue powder on the hands,
evidence of financial stress.

260
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,777
We even found a note on his
laptop saying he's outta here,

261
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:48,614
which is exactly where
you all need to be.

262
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,408
- What if...
- Nuh-uh, it's not.

263
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:53,619
- B-b-but, y-y-you...
- No, no, no, no, no. It's not.

264
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,373
So, go on ahead and enjoy
your cute little lives,

265
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,418
and be glad that you still have one.

266
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,506
You Goddamn true crime
fuckin' numb-nuts.

267
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,005
The motherfucking garbage bag!

268
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,673
Why would he get on
the elevator with that?

269
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,135
There's a chute on every
floor. What was in there?

270
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,682
We all have the same thought?

271
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,894
The garbage bag!

272
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:01,562
Ah. Different thought.

273
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,606
We should do our own podcast.

274
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:07,485
I'm sure that every true crime
podcaster wishes that he was on the case

275
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,611
right from the start.

276
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,947
And here we are, w...

277
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:13,074
You know what? I should be
recording this right now.

278
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,867
Well right now, the only
thing that matters is that

279
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,078
there's a killer on the
loose if we're right,

280
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,413
and he could be living
somewhere in our building.

281
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,582
Oh, that is a very good line.

282
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,627
Badly delivered, but a good
line. So, do it again for me,

283
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:28,297
and this is what I need. I
want you to really hit killer.

284
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,757
You know? Just killer.

285
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,634
There's a killer loose somewhere...

286
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,010
- No need to scream.
- That's too hard.

287
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,385
You know what I need you to do?

288
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,391
- Really punch somewhere.
- There's a...

289
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,059
- Gimme an action.
- Action.

290
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,144
Killer on the loose somewhere.

291
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,230
Okay, do it again, but slower,

292
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,606
and with, you know,

293
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,400
like a human...

294
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,777
"If there's anyone left to care,

295
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,905
there is nothing for me anymore."

296
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,579
Is that...

297
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,748
"I'm just tired of feeling lonely.

298
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,503
I don't want to be lonely anymore."

299
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:10,673
This is his. There's
mail in here to Tim Kono.

300
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,633
And other notes!

301
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,345
Attempts to get his last words right?

302
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,141
Looks like we have our answer.

303
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:23,519
So, that's it? We're done?

304
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,771
No podcast.

305
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,899
Back to Oklahoma.

306
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,784
I read the script. My
character has no lines,

307
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,078
not one.

308
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,208
Wait, they want someone
who looks like Brazzos,

309
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,461
and they want me to audition for this?

310
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,435
Well, I'm not that late.

311
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:06,063
Can we get the four-top by the window?

312
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,568
I'll get the Caesar with the
balsamic and the double croutons.

313
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,696
You need to ask for a bigger table.

314
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,574
I have my grocery cart.

315
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,452
Tell them it's Bunny. They know me.

316
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,747
I'm not always in here.

317
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,833
I was just coming up to get you.

318
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,794
I've got an audition. Wait a minute.

319
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,087
- Is this about...
- Yes.

320
00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:33,674
In or out, soft lips.
I got places to be.

321
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,051
Fuck 'em. I'm offer only.

322
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:40,012
Okay, so I know what
we found last night,

323
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,515
but I also know me, and I
can't stop thinking about this.

324
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,601
- Neither can I.
- A week ago, I saw Tim,

325
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:49,230
- the dead guy, at Bunny's apartment.
- Ooh, she's head of the board.

326
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,983
Okay, so he was asking
her about a package

327
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:53,943
of his that she got by mistake.

328
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:56,821
That makes sense. They're on the
A-line. I get mis-delivered packages

329
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,447
on the C-line all the time.

330
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,575
Do you remember him on
the elevator saying...

331
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:02,618
Okay. I don't know why
this keeps happening.

332
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,830
And it was important,
and he couldn't get it...

333
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,373
Well, how early tomorrow?

334
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,958
Bunny's got the package.

335
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,836
I have a way in.

336
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:18,009
What the... Who are you?

337
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,803
- I'm remodeling.
- This is a major...

338
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,638
How-how many rooms are in this?

339
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,849
You're living here in the
middle of a renovation?

340
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,685
Shh! Please focus.

341
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,897
Look, there it is.

342
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,899
A direct route into Bunny's.

343
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,234
We just need to take off the grate.

344
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,321
No, no, no.

345
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,530
Have you forgotten?

346
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,118
I'm Brazzos.

347
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,306
Hey, Will! Surprise!

348
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,682
- Grandpa's here!
- Dad, it's...

349
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:10,019
it's Sunday. Mom's got the
kids. They're at the zoo.

350
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,729
Oh. Right.

351
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,566
Well then, I-I'll just
leave these for them.

352
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,069
New deck looks fantastic, Will.

353
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:20,279
Yeah, the kids live out there.

354
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,823
Yeah, I'm sorry I missed them.

355
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,660
But this is... this is a...

356
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,371
good. You and I get a little...

357
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,831
Jersey hang time.

358
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,292
Jersey hang time?

359
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,587
So, what's up?

360
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,425
Do you have any milk?

361
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,135
Brazzos was the son of a locksmith,

362
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,138
so the crew gave me these jimmy
keys as a wrap gift, season 5.

363
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,977
I watched a few of those. Brazzos.

364
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:53,229
I like the early '90s stuff.

365
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,232
Sometimes, you get to see Hammer pants.

366
00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:01,238
You were good. You're a good actor.

367
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,867
- Have you done any other shows?
- Uh, I did a few pilots,

368
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:08,494
but they didn't move forward.
I don't think I test well.

369
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:11,290
- Hm. I can see that.
- Yeah, thank you. Wait, what?

370
00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:13,500
That's Bunny's.

371
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:16,587
So, how's work?

372
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,173
Good. It's fine.

373
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:22,300
You know, th-th-there's
some stuff out there.

374
00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:23,468
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

375
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:26,138
Did you, uh, get your next project?

376
00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:30,309
Well, I -I thought I
had something, but, uh...

377
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:34,771
it just went away.

378
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,026
So...

379
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,944
Will, I'm gonna need to, um...

380
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,530
Oh no...

381
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,616
- God...
- You know, I... I... I really did not

382
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:48,659
want this to become

383
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,620
a regular thing, but I am strapped.

384
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:52,289
- Dad...
- Honey, I am so...

385
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,543
- close on a few things.
- Yeah, that's what you said last time.

386
00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,005
- How long have you lived here?
- Twenty-eight years.

387
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,341
But not always by yourself.

388
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:06,052
- You've been alone for 28 years?
- Shh...

389
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,180
Alone isn't so bad. I like alone.

390
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:11,266
Give me that smaller pick.

391
00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:18,023
My father was a Charles.
I... I'm a Junior.

392
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:21,651
It was the most consistent
refrain of my childhood

393
00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:24,403
was how much I was like him.

394
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,280
And I really was.

395
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:29,910
We were both right-handed, but we
used scissors with our left hand.

396
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:34,580
We could both pick up just about
any instrument and play it by ear.

397
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,374
But give us...

398
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,210
basic algebra? Forget about it.

399
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:40,837
He turned gray at 47,

400
00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:43,131
white at 58, and, hm?

401
00:23:45,676 --> 00:23:47,594
People like my father.

402
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:50,305
They meant it as a compliment...

403
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,808
when they said I was like him, but...

404
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:57,187
he was awful to my mother. Awful.

405
00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,356
He tried to make her feel...

406
00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:02,733
small. He seemed to get...

407
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,652
pleasure out of it,

408
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:06,905
making her feel silly.

409
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,158
Making her feel unsure of herself.

410
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:14,079
So, at a certain point...

411
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,206
I thought, well,

412
00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:19,125
we use scissors the same way,

413
00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:21,794
and we can play any
instrument the same way.

414
00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,297
Odds are...

415
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:26,216
Alone isn't so bad.

416
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:28,927
Obviously, it's...

417
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:32,014
mortifying...

418
00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:35,392
coming to you like this. I'm...

419
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,521
revolted at myself.

420
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:42,565
But, I...

421
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,901
I can't get any work, you know?

422
00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:46,944
I mean, this is... it's been years now.

423
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:48,404
And so, I just...

424
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,364
I need a little help from someone...

425
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:51,657
You have to sell the apartment.

426
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,409
- I can't do that.
- Dad,

427
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,994
you cannot keep living like this.

428
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,497
It's all I have. It's who I am.

429
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,795
Yeah, well, obviously, it
makes me very sad to hear that.

430
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:07,925
I'm sorry.

431
00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:12,137
Really, I'm so sorry.

432
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:14,806
For so many things.

433
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:18,518
But, it is just a rough
patch, honey, and I just...

434
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:20,312
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

435
00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:25,442
I can't. Not again.

436
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:33,825
Well, I...

437
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:37,496
I... I certainly appreciate, um...

438
00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:40,456
you know, everything that you have done,

439
00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:43,377
and... and... and don't
worry. This is just a...

440
00:25:45,254 --> 00:25:46,546
it's a rocky moment,

441
00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:48,714
- that's all. I'll be fine.
- Dad. Stay for Sunday dinner.

442
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:52,009
No, no, no. I re... I do
actually have to get back.

443
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,345
I do. So, you know...

444
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:56,306
gotta dig in. Nose to
the grindstone, right?

445
00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,979
Can I have my coat? Please?

446
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,524
It's my aunt's apartment.

447
00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:07,483
She asked me to redo it for her.

448
00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:09,319
You can see how well that's going.

449
00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:12,614
It's the first time I've
been alone in, like...

450
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,116
ever.

451
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:18,035
I tend to make packs wherever I go.

452
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:20,247
When I was a kid, I
had my Hardy Boys pack.

453
00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:22,624
That's too old a reference for you.

454
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:26,128
We were being old school
calling ourselves that.

455
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:29,422
Anyway, me and my Hardy Boys...

456
00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:33,218
Well, there were four of us, and
two were actual boys, by the way.

457
00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:37,138
We would get into
solving mysteries around

458
00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:39,183
the complex that we all lived in.

459
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:41,852
So, this stuff is not new to you.

460
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:45,147
I mean, those were made-up mysteries.

461
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:47,191
At least, most were.

462
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,985
And your Hardy Boys, where are they now?

463
00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:53,988
Maybe you're right.

464
00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:56,450
Maybe going at it alone is better.

465
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,454
Any luck with that?

466
00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,080
Oh, I've been in for a while.

467
00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:05,333
Yes! Good job, Brazzos.

468
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:14,175
All right. This is an
A-line three bedroom.

469
00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:16,552
You take the living, dining, spare.

470
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,638
I'll take the kitchen and
the bedrooms on the side.

471
00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:21,516
Now, Bunny probably keeps
her packages in a hutch

472
00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:24,228
- or a sideboard.
- Brazzos, look at your hand.

473
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:30,441
We have our first clue.

474
00:27:30,442 --> 00:27:32,735
And we stole it from
a neighbor to get it!

475
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,862
Yeah. I know. I was there.

476
00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:36,573
You should open it.

477
00:27:36,907 --> 00:27:39,326
I can't tell if I want
it to be nothing or...

478
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,827
for it to be something.

479
00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:56,343
What is it?

480
00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:01,764
What kinda guy kills himself

481
00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:04,768
an hour after being
desperate to get his hands...

482
00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:07,729
on this?

483
00:28:23,757 --> 00:28:25,112
_

484
00:28:25,144 --> 00:28:26,729
_

485
00:28:26,776 --> 00:28:28,325
_

486
00:28:28,395 --> 00:28:30,459
_

487
00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,158
Here's a thing I don't get.

488
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,327
People who worry about
living in the big city

489
00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:47,870
because of all the crime.

490
00:29:47,871 --> 00:29:51,040
As any true crime
aficionado will tell you,

491
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:54,044
it's the boondocks you
need to worry about.

492
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,087
Nailed it.

493
00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:59,549
I don't know. It... it... it's so PBSy.

494
00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:02,260
Like a Ken Burns documentary
in the history of boredom.

495
00:30:02,261 --> 00:30:05,012
- Maybe Mabel should give it a try.
- I'd rather die.

496
00:30:05,013 --> 00:30:06,973
And now, he's giving away my part.

497
00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:09,350
So tomorrow, we lay out a timeline.

498
00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:11,519
I have maps and I have full blueprints

499
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,521
of each floor of the Arconia.

500
00:30:13,522 --> 00:30:15,565
Oh. You fancy.

501
00:30:15,566 --> 00:30:17,254
Hey, did you guys hear
about that mysterious death

502
00:30:17,255 --> 00:30:18,569
in the park last night?

503
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,863
We could multitask a little bit.

504
00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:23,865
Silo out a second investigation,

505
00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:25,409
- do a second podcast.
- No.

506
00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:28,871
We need to focus. Only
murders in the building.

507
00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:32,039
"Only murders in the building."

508
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,332
Welcome to...

509
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:36,252
Only Murders In The Building.

510
00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:38,921
A true crime podcast.

511
00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:40,631
I'm your host,

512
00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:43,802
Charles-Haden Savage.

513
00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:47,180
For right now.

514
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:53,060
Hey. How's it going?

515
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,645
Oh, good. All good. You?

516
00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:56,064
Good.

517
00:30:56,773 --> 00:30:59,942
You know, sometimes I can
smell that omelet you make.

518
00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:02,778
Oh! Sorry. Next time,
I'll turn the fan on.

519
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:04,530
No. I like it.

520
00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:05,574
Reminds me of Lucy.

521
00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:09,660
It was her favorite, right?

522
00:31:09,661 --> 00:31:11,163
Have you heard from her?

523
00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:13,707
Here... Uh, here and there.

524
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,460
Well, tell her hi for me next time.

525
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:21,714
A great true crime
mystery unpeels itself

526
00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:23,509
like an onion.

527
00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:27,553
First the crime, then the characters,

528
00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:28,712
and then...

529
00:31:28,782 --> 00:31:30,596
- _
- their secrets.

530
00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:33,685
The secrets are the fun part.

531
00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:36,687
Who is telling the truth?

532
00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,731
Who is lying?

533
00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:40,691
What are they hiding?

534
00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:42,944
Because, let's be honest.

535
00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:46,615
Sometimes it's easier to
figure out someone else's secret

536
00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:49,992
than it is to deal with your own.

537
00:32:04,492 --> 00:32:06,861
_

538
00:32:15,805 --> 00:32:20,805
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