1 00:00:15,977 --> 00:00:18,230 Ugh. So we're just walking to the plane here? 2 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:21,540 - Where is it? In the 1950s? - I think it's romantic. 3 00:00:21,570 --> 00:00:24,964 And hiking is a romantic version of being a starving caveman, 4 00:00:24,989 --> 00:00:26,967 but it's all walking, and therefore dumb. 5 00:00:26,992 --> 00:00:28,962 Surprise team-building trip 6 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,120 from our generous new financial backer! 7 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,360 - Ugh. Don't remind me. - Oh, come on. 8 00:00:33,390 --> 00:00:35,570 You're just mad that our generous new financial backer 9 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,236 - is also your husband... - Ya think? 10 00:00:37,261 --> 00:00:38,875 Thereby obliterating any division 11 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:41,140 between your work life and your personal life, 12 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:44,906 - and radically destabilizing your relationship. - Ya... think? 13 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:46,453 - I do think. - So where do you think 14 00:00:46,478 --> 00:00:48,260 Robert's taking us for team building? 15 00:00:48,290 --> 00:00:50,830 Probably some godforsaken place with more militias 16 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:53,370 than total teeth. I'm thinking Idaho. 17 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,310 - Or maybe hell. - What's the difference? 18 00:00:56,340 --> 00:00:57,780 Like your backwoods-ass can talk. 19 00:00:57,810 --> 00:01:00,210 Yeah. Your family tree is a circle. 20 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:02,850 - I told you that in confidence! - Whoa. Wow. 21 00:01:02,890 --> 00:01:04,860 What kind of moonshine-fueled hoedown 22 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,890 you got going on in your bloodstream right now? 23 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:09,530 I hate boring-ass flights, team-building, 24 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,240 and most of all, a third thing I just forgot. 25 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:13,810 So between the four Bloody Mary's 26 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,750 and the sleeping pills, Mr. Sandman is coming. 27 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:19,162 - Hey, guys! - Wow. 28 00:01:19,272 --> 00:01:22,920 I chartered this beauty for our team-building retreat. 29 00:01:22,945 --> 00:01:25,108 And that's when she called the divorce lawyer. 30 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:26,359 Just kidding. 31 00:01:26,384 --> 00:01:29,945 It cost a lot to bring this out of storage, but as your new CFO, 32 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:32,470 it was worth it to see the looks on your faces. 33 00:01:32,495 --> 00:01:35,970 We're going to Paris on that! 34 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,430 The Goldhawk. 35 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:45,010 If aeronautical engineering is an art, this is the Mona Lisa. 36 00:01:45,035 --> 00:01:47,807 Two floors of airborne luxury. 37 00:01:48,814 --> 00:01:52,146 Relax in our sauna-massage area. 38 00:01:52,990 --> 00:01:55,928 Drop your pet at our dog hotel. 39 00:01:56,427 --> 00:01:59,437 Or enjoy our casino. 40 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:01,987 But a quick note for our return guests. 41 00:02:02,012 --> 00:02:04,740 The pan-gender brothel has been closed for legal reasons. 42 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:06,810 Enjoy your flight 43 00:02:06,982 --> 00:02:08,812 on the Goldhawk. 44 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,384 Boo! 45 00:02:11,409 --> 00:02:13,860 I just found out about that and I already miss it. 46 00:02:13,890 --> 00:02:16,230 I can't fall asleep and miss this. 47 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,902 - Y'all gotta keep me awake. - Don't worry. 48 00:02:18,927 --> 00:02:23,385 I won't let the soft, velvety embrace of oblivion 49 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,965 caress your mind. 50 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:27,953 Drifting, drifting... 51 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:30,600 Oh, my God! 52 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:32,360 - We're going down! - Ah! Come on! 53 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,830 Why are you Satan? 54 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:36,810 Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven. 55 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,667 - How much money did you waste? - There's no cost too great 56 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:41,698 to strengthen relationships and reward 57 00:02:41,699 --> 00:02:44,745 - the efforts of my new work family. - Slash real family. 58 00:02:44,770 --> 00:02:47,330 I've been talking with the Cloudbeam marketing folks. 59 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,630 And I hired them. 60 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:51,870 We're rebranding as a force for good, 61 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,870 humane causes like the environment. 62 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:55,680 The Spies with Soul! 63 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:57,470 You know, maybe we should listen to Robert. 64 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,331 - What? - What? 65 00:02:58,356 --> 00:03:00,026 Look, when you consider the rivers of shit 66 00:03:00,051 --> 00:03:01,105 we've been navigating, 67 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:03,727 the fact that we saved the world and no one noticed, 68 00:03:03,752 --> 00:03:05,900 and the festering sinkhole of our finances, 69 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:07,840 maybe it's time for something new. 70 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:10,710 Thank you for keeping an open mind, Archer. 71 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:13,986 And if that means suffering through a luxury flight to Paris, 72 00:03:14,011 --> 00:03:15,335 I'll take that high-end 73 00:03:15,336 --> 00:03:17,420 - whiskey-flavored bullet. - May I? 74 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,570 Cheers to finally taking the break I deserve. 75 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,302 All right! This is a hijacking! 76 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:28,991 Everyone remain calm! 77 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:32,350 Come on. Get in there. Go. 78 00:03:39,479 --> 00:03:42,331 Uh, they probably don't mean that calm. 79 00:04:13,876 --> 00:04:19,376 credits 80 00:04:27,093 --> 00:04:29,076 Don't even think about it. 81 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:31,506 Um, is that plastic? Why is it lukewarm? 82 00:04:31,531 --> 00:04:34,280 It's 3D-printed, man, and recyclable. 83 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:36,685 We don't wanna add more plastic to landfills. 84 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:39,120 - Just bodies. - So you don't compost? 85 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:40,720 Well, I ordered one of the tubs, 86 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,805 but the shipping got all messed up. 87 00:04:43,425 --> 00:04:46,008 Okay, everyone, these are Fisher-Price weapons. 88 00:04:46,041 --> 00:04:48,023 We have nothing to worry about. 89 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,985 You actually have loads to worry about, dude. 90 00:04:51,010 --> 00:04:54,454 The environment is falling to shit and you're all at fault! 91 00:04:54,479 --> 00:04:58,001 - I recycle. - $3 ties from Goodwill don't count, Cyril. 92 00:04:58,026 --> 00:05:01,260 Climate change is a civilization-threatening problem! 93 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:04,670 - In like a thousand years. - Siberia had multiple days 94 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:07,410 over 100 degrees this year. 95 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,480 Siberia? Like Siberia, Siberia? 96 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,041 Shit. Someone should do something about that. 97 00:05:13,066 --> 00:05:16,090 - I know. - Hey, little piggies, listen up! 98 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:19,083 We're gonna need each of you to transfer $1 million 99 00:05:19,108 --> 00:05:22,005 to an offshore account, which we're then gonna use 100 00:05:22,006 --> 00:05:24,740 - to further the earth's cause! - Oh, absolutely. 101 00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:27,454 But, uh, maybe buy some actual shoes first, 102 00:05:27,479 --> 00:05:29,749 and probably a toe-shaver, Bilbo. 103 00:05:30,727 --> 00:05:33,891 - Ow. Worth it. - Hey, go secure the upper level. 104 00:05:34,382 --> 00:05:37,530 A-all right, nobody panic and nobody gets hurt. 105 00:05:38,763 --> 00:05:39,833 Hey... 106 00:05:40,211 --> 00:05:42,562 Block it. Whatever you can find. 107 00:05:46,177 --> 00:05:48,873 And now, we set it on fire. 108 00:05:49,290 --> 00:05:51,400 We're on a plane. Where would we go? 109 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:53,699 You just said it! We're on a plane. 110 00:05:53,724 --> 00:05:55,340 We could fly anywhere. 111 00:05:55,370 --> 00:05:58,780 If your brain were a drug, I'd snort the shit out of it. 112 00:05:59,023 --> 00:06:01,662 Welp, I guess there's only one thing to do. 113 00:06:01,687 --> 00:06:02,819 - Break into the cockpit... - Experience everything good, 114 00:06:02,844 --> 00:06:03,904 - re-wire the control panel - on this level before 115 00:06:03,934 --> 00:06:05,473 - into a weapon and... what? - it's too late for us. 116 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,902 I'm talking first we hit the grill... meat fix. 117 00:06:07,927 --> 00:06:10,557 Then we rake up a fortune at the slots and blackjack. 118 00:06:10,582 --> 00:06:12,485 Then get absolutely blitzed. 119 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:16,080 - But what about the hijackers? - Ugh! Is that still going on? 120 00:06:16,122 --> 00:06:17,806 Look, either they kill us, 121 00:06:17,831 --> 00:06:20,261 law enforcement storms the plane and they kill us, 122 00:06:20,286 --> 00:06:22,004 or everything works out fine. 123 00:06:22,029 --> 00:06:23,869 But in all those cases, isn't it better 124 00:06:23,894 --> 00:06:26,588 if we experience as much as we can while we can? 125 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:31,823 Hell yeah! My new best friend. 126 00:06:34,034 --> 00:06:37,192 Welcome to the Republic of Pamistan 127 00:06:37,217 --> 00:06:39,785 where the only rule is... ungh, ungh... 128 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:42,015 screw the rules! And anything else 129 00:06:42,016 --> 00:06:44,600 - you can get your hands on. - Huh. Why not? 130 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,810 When are we ever gonna be on a plane like this again? 131 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,840 Speak for yourself. My family has season tickets. 132 00:06:48,864 --> 00:06:52,550 - For the plane? - And when is flying season? 133 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:00,170 You can't keep a bunch of people hostage 134 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,520 if you're not... keeping them hostage. 135 00:07:02,545 --> 00:07:05,997 And don't hijackers usually wait until the plane is in the sky? 136 00:07:06,022 --> 00:07:08,680 Where, historically, there are fewer SWAT teams? 137 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,968 Well, they lock the doors to the cockpit 138 00:07:10,993 --> 00:07:13,227 - once the pilots are in and... - You don't know how to breach 139 00:07:13,252 --> 00:07:15,780 - that because you're amateurs. Wow. - Shut up. 140 00:07:15,805 --> 00:07:17,041 Why would I listen to a captive? 141 00:07:17,066 --> 00:07:19,270 Well, you're kind of at the point of no return here. 142 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:21,062 Pretty soon, you'll have to start shooting people, 143 00:07:21,087 --> 00:07:22,380 and I don't think you want that, 144 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:24,780 - other than maybe that guy. - Oh, yeah? 145 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,420 Well, every fish you eat is loaded 146 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:28,890 with plastic micro-beads from face soap! 147 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,840 Kind of getting a last scene of "Scarface" vibe 148 00:07:30,864 --> 00:07:33,577 from this guy. But with gluten-free cocaine. 149 00:07:33,602 --> 00:07:36,360 - Okay. What's your suggestion? - Well, anytime you need to make 150 00:07:36,361 --> 00:07:37,780 an example out of someone, 151 00:07:37,810 --> 00:07:39,750 maybe knock this guy around a little bit. 152 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:43,290 I don't know. It feels like clubbing a baby seal. 153 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,275 I'd hate to hit him if he doesn't deserve it. 154 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:46,183 That's the point. 155 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,299 If he gets hit, it could happen to anyone else. 156 00:07:48,324 --> 00:07:51,570 And let me tell you a secret. He's secretly a masochist. 157 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,370 Gets a lot of pleasure from being beaten up. 158 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:55,310 He loves it. Can't get enough of it. 159 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,180 You'd be doing this guy a favor. 160 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:58,740 All right. That's a load off my mind. 161 00:07:58,764 --> 00:08:00,434 Yeah. Mine too. 162 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:03,830 Things have calmed down a bit outside. 163 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:05,780 We'll be fine in here until we figure out a plan. 164 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,072 Ugh! Smells like a kennel in here. 165 00:08:08,097 --> 00:08:10,840 I can't believe this. Robert, this was such a bad idea. 166 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:14,180 I was supposed to somehow predict that we'd be hijacked? 167 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:15,460 No. It's just working with you 168 00:08:15,484 --> 00:08:17,690 just makes everything so complicated. 169 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,630 I would have known that's how you felt 170 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:23,270 if you had talked to me instead of hanging up on me. 171 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,200 Now, take a deep breath 172 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,773 and feel the gratitude for your surroundings. 173 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,165 Would you turn that off? 174 00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:34,208 Goddamnit. 175 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:40,600 Cyril. Hey, Cyril, take this. 176 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,140 W-why do I need an earpiece? Where are you going? 177 00:08:43,170 --> 00:08:44,890 I need you to be useful for the first time 178 00:08:44,914 --> 00:08:46,350 in your entire life, Cyril. 179 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,460 When I make my move, you have to be my eyes and ears. 180 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:49,720 Why? What are you doing? 181 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:51,430 I feel like this is one of those situations 182 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:53,380 where it plays out better if we don't get violent 183 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,860 and just submit to their guidance. 184 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,068 Hey, Chatty Cathy, no talking! 185 00:08:57,093 --> 00:08:58,633 Yeah. That's right. 186 00:08:58,658 --> 00:09:01,310 Anyone else gets out of line, they're next. 187 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,380 - Hey, thanks. - Hey, my pleasure. 188 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,737 Just keep them under control and we can get outta here 189 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,332 without anyone getting too hurt, 190 00:09:07,357 --> 00:09:10,190 other than Cyril, which hardly counts. 191 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:15,103 Don't you dare open that single-use plastic bottle! 192 00:09:15,128 --> 00:09:18,380 Trust me, I don't like drinking water that isn't alkaline either, 193 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:21,550 but you all have truly pushed me over the edge. 194 00:09:22,868 --> 00:09:26,674 - Ow! Hot damn it! - Well, at least you had a good reason. 195 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,680 God, Ray's gonna be so pissed when he finds out he missed this. 196 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,880 And now I'll get an allergic reaction 197 00:09:42,910 --> 00:09:45,420 from this fake croc-skin belt? 198 00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:47,520 Who knows which is gonna kill me first? 199 00:09:48,352 --> 00:09:49,897 Thank you, but also, 200 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:50,830 what the hell are you doing? 201 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:52,330 Stopping the poisoning of the earth 202 00:09:52,370 --> 00:09:53,570 is worth a little blood! 203 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,169 Plus, you told us to keep control! 204 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,704 - Does this look controlled to you? - You tell me. 205 00:09:57,729 --> 00:10:00,720 - Damn it. - It's possible that recycled guns 206 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:01,980 weren't the best move. 207 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:04,748 They're not recycled. They're recyclable! 208 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,540 Okay, Cyril, can you hear me? 209 00:10:09,564 --> 00:10:10,740 - Yes! - Quiet! 210 00:10:11,649 --> 00:10:12,757 Damn it. 211 00:10:12,782 --> 00:10:14,410 Oh, man. I knew that would happen. 212 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,710 I'm so mad I missed it. 213 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,680 All right, you can't let them know you're talking to me, 214 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,920 but you've got to be my eyes in the passenger cabin. 215 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,730 I'm heading low, and if my guess is right, 216 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,520 Pam and Krieger are cooking up something good 217 00:10:24,544 --> 00:10:25,870 on the upper level. 218 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:28,370 Look, they don't know what they're talking about. 219 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,720 You got to follow your dream, man. 220 00:10:29,744 --> 00:10:32,110 - What is it? - Slam poetry. 221 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:35,020 Oh, man. Forget I said any of that shit. 222 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:39,490 Might I remind you, there is still a hostage crisis downstairs. 223 00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:42,140 Oh, no! Does that affect how the grill works? 224 00:10:42,164 --> 00:10:44,604 Uh... no, ma'am. 225 00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:48,150 Okay, Cyril, I seem to have reached the cargo hold, 226 00:10:48,174 --> 00:10:49,980 but it will be impossible to find our bags. 227 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,980 So I'll just steal all the jewelry from these 228 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:54,420 - and then retire. - Probably alphabetical. 229 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:56,660 Damn it. You ruin everything. 230 00:10:58,130 --> 00:10:59,870 I still can't believe they made Krieger 231 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,070 check the new tacticane, but these assholes can bring 232 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,202 an endless supply of plastic guns on board. 233 00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,420 I love crosswords. 234 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:09,080 What was the clue for alphabetical again? 235 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,760 Oh, yeah. It was a tough one. 236 00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:15,500 - Having to do with the... - alphabet? 237 00:11:15,530 --> 00:11:17,440 Yes. Flight 4643 Goldhawk. 238 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,357 This is Flight Attendant Eryn. 239 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:22,110 It's for you. It's the hostage negotiator. 240 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,080 Don't worry. They'll slow-play this. 241 00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:25,620 - Hell... - Okay. Shut up. 242 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:27,050 All right? I don't care who you are. 243 00:11:27,074 --> 00:11:30,030 I don't care what you want. Right now, I am smiling. 244 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:33,100 I'm giving my boss the thumbs-up like things are going great. 245 00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:34,770 But when push immediately comes to shove, 246 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,910 we are gonna come in there and kill you all. 247 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:39,450 And if a few hostages get hit, them's the brakes. 248 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,680 And I am gonna like it! 249 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,840 Then tomorrow, I'm gonna go looking for your families, 250 00:11:43,864 --> 00:11:45,630 your friends, and your pets. 251 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:49,514 So enjoy your last moments on earth, you barely human scum! 252 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,980 So... how's the divorce going? 253 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:57,580 Okay, time to accelerate. 254 00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:59,590 We have to find Target One now. 255 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:02,530 There was a passenger acting weird. I bet he knows something. 256 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,530 And he's gone! He definitely knows something! 257 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,570 Okay, fan out! Remember this is Target Alpha. 258 00:12:11,004 --> 00:12:12,471 - Uh-oh. - Oh, well then, problem solved. 259 00:12:12,496 --> 00:12:14,080 Considering he didn't even tell me 260 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,090 about purchasing the company in the first place... 261 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:20,060 - I called you to talk about it. - I was on a mission! 262 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,600 Your job was in jeopardy of being taken away. 263 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:24,940 I just wanted to help for the betterment of our family. 264 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:27,940 Yes, but now you run the company that pays me, Robert. 265 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,650 We run a business. 266 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,720 Oh-ho, sure. Right into the ground. 267 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,650 - We saved the world. - Fat lot of good it did you. 268 00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:37,760 Before I bought the place, I saw you mix tequila and vodka 269 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,830 out of the bottom of two plastic bottles. 270 00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:41,070 Oh, shut up. 271 00:12:43,224 --> 00:12:44,997 Whatever you're doing, please do it faster. 272 00:12:45,022 --> 00:12:46,598 It's getting pretty hairy. 273 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:49,717 - Archer, did they get you? - Yeah. It's, uh... 274 00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:51,975 it's pretty hairy here too, Cyril. 275 00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:54,319 Just hang tight. 276 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:58,060 Well, it sounds like they're really 277 00:12:58,084 --> 00:12:59,640 on the hunt for Robert and his cash. 278 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,140 How rich could this guy be? 279 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,480 I mean, he had the spare change to buy the entire agency 280 00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,550 as what was probably a favor to Lana. 281 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:06,880 There's no way our shitty little 282 00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:08,210 mom and pop agency cost that much. 283 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,590 Well, when was the last time 284 00:13:09,630 --> 00:13:11,190 you bought a drink without expensing it? 285 00:13:11,214 --> 00:13:14,570 Uh, I wanna say... high school? 286 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,270 Ow. 287 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,980 Ah. Oh. Hey. 288 00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:21,080 I was just, uh, looking for my, uh... 289 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,007 - No. - Well, did you find it? 290 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,466 Cyril? Cyril? 291 00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:29,062 Ah, you idiot. 292 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,970 Hey, come here. That's a good boy. 293 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,149 You guys be good till I get back, okay? 294 00:13:34,174 --> 00:13:35,784 Love you guys. 295 00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:38,750 Psst! Stewardess. 296 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,790 Hey, I-is there any way to get to the top floor 297 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,192 other than the stairs? 298 00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:47,577 Also, we're probably gonna die in 10 minutes, so what do you think? 299 00:13:48,906 --> 00:13:52,287 - Hey, you sicko. Where's the bald guy? - Robert. I-I mean, who? 300 00:13:53,507 --> 00:13:54,580 I don't know. 301 00:13:55,645 --> 00:13:57,342 Ah. Nope, that didn't help. 302 00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:58,690 Enough with the games! 303 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,630 Every moment I don't shoot one of you 304 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:04,070 - is another dead whale! - Uh, that doesn't make any sense. 305 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,910 Neither does talking right then. 306 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:09,040 So now you're gonna transfer $1 million into our account! 307 00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:15,150 Hey, I got to tell you that's the first time 308 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:17,760 that line worked for me. And I've tried it a bunch. 309 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,970 By the way, I'm a flight attendant, not a stewardess. 310 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,010 Definitely the priority right now. Okay, Flight Attendant, 311 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,978 can you show me the way to the second floor? 312 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,550 Well, you sure know your way around a shaft. 313 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:31,020 Wait. No, I'm sorry. 314 00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:32,999 That was coarse. I apologize. 315 00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:37,789 - Hmm. Looks like a tight fit. - Damn it. That one's better. 316 00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:40,570 I think there's a whole lot you're not telling me! 317 00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:43,250 First, I don't know about the agency. What's next?! 318 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,120 You guys should really be quiet. 319 00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:47,604 - Good point. - What's next is you're fighting 320 00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:49,630 with me because I wanna have a baby with you 321 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,911 and you won't talk about it. 322 00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,085 Robert, they're looking for you. 323 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,910 You never wanna talk about it. 324 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:58,180 You like to run around saving the world, 325 00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:01,631 when I want to build a world of our own. 326 00:15:01,656 --> 00:15:04,090 But you keep pretending you're not a mother. 327 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,060 And with two kids, that would be twice as hard. 328 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:11,056 He's in there. 329 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:22,120 You know that grater thing that servants use for grating nutmeg? 330 00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:24,230 Do you ever wanna just use that on someone's nipples? 331 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:27,705 - Just really go to town? - I don't like that town. 332 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:30,564 Oh, my God. 333 00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:33,700 I had 8 shots and 12 steaks. 334 00:15:34,003 --> 00:15:37,950 And it was such a good idea. 335 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,550 - What the shit? - Pfft. Wait. 336 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:40,940 Have you been there the whole time? 337 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:42,710 Because if so, all that shit I was talking 338 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:44,460 was about a different Archer 339 00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:46,600 who does all the same shit you do. 340 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,405 Guys, the hijackers have Robert. 341 00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:51,030 Apparently, their whole objective was just to drain his bank account. 342 00:15:51,054 --> 00:15:52,610 Wait. How do you know all that? 343 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,725 Well, I gave the Flight Attendant an earpiece. 344 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:55,880 After we had sex. 345 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,800 - Aw, come on, dude. - Oh, come on. That is bad. 346 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,980 Tell me about it. I can't believe they didn't 347 00:15:59,981 --> 00:16:01,040 wanna use me as a hostage. 348 00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:03,160 Like, am I not rich enough for them? 349 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,200 Does that make me any less of a person? 350 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,840 - Like, less than you are currently? - Also, you're really rich. 351 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:11,430 Your family owns six islands, and the private 352 00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:13,990 prison-slash-hunting preserves on those islands. 353 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:16,520 Aww, thanks guys. You're right. 354 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,630 I am worthy of being horribly harmed and discarded by bad people. 355 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,800 Guys, if we could get back to the hostage situation, 356 00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,740 - that's ongoing... - Wish I could, bud, 357 00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:26,084 but here in Pamistan, we rise above it. 358 00:16:26,109 --> 00:16:29,170 - No rules. - Right. And I'm about to prove you 359 00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:32,584 - all wrong about slam poetry. - Fine. We'll do it. 360 00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:36,800 Wait, I have the perfect line. Let's compost these turds. 361 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,826 - And that was it? - You dick. 362 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,640 - You don't have to do this. - Enough! 363 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:43,480 Just shut up and pay up! 364 00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:46,650 10 million bucks or you won't be as lucky as he was. 365 00:16:47,147 --> 00:16:48,889 He doesn't look that lucky. 366 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,830 Okay. The transfer is done. 367 00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:56,870 Wait, I'm not seeing the transfer in our account. 368 00:16:56,894 --> 00:16:59,240 You don't have to bully people into giving you money 369 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,479 when you can just make an effective case for change. 370 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:04,520 Okay. But to be clear, 371 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:07,138 you just gave a huge amount of money to... 372 00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:09,779 Citizens of the World Environmental Group? 373 00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:11,700 - What? - Look, in the heat of the moment, 374 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,570 we all say or do things 375 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,810 that hurt the things we're trying to save. 376 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,550 But there's still a chance for us to come together 377 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,950 and find a way to change. 378 00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:24,690 Nice try! But that's not what I asked for. 379 00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:27,876 Also, that seemed more applicable to a relationship! 380 00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:31,051 Where was that advice last year when I needed it? 381 00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:36,652 Release the hounds! 382 00:17:43,566 --> 00:17:46,546 Come on! Hit me with the cherries! 383 00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,880 You know what? This is kind of different than I thought. 384 00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:54,727 So I'm just gonna go... 385 00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:58,108 Oh. Maybe the recycled guns do work. 386 00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,260 - Archer, help! - Shut up! 387 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,600 And why does the stewardess know your name? 388 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,310 Her name isn't Stewardess, Lana. It's Flight Attendant. 389 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:08,556 - Really? - What? My stewardess line finally worked. 390 00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:11,750 - What can I say? - Actually, it's Eryn, with a "y." 391 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,760 Shut up! I'm gonna hurt this stewardess. 392 00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:15,660 Now, you're just doing it intentionally. 393 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:18,300 Uh-uh. I mean it. I'm gonna hurt her real bad. 394 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,085 Like, nasty bad to make a point about, 395 00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:23,210 you... you know, all the stuff. 396 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,646 And then I'm gonna fly this plane the hell out of here. 397 00:18:28,283 --> 00:18:29,773 Come on, hurry up. 398 00:18:34,555 --> 00:18:37,282 Ow. What the hell is happening around here? 399 00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:39,147 Oh, my God. Are we in Paris? 400 00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:42,320 - No, but I see France. - Seriously? How old are you? 401 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:46,660 Apparently not too old to piss myself laughing at your ass. 402 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,321 I don't need this. Don't need it. 403 00:18:58,081 --> 00:19:00,680 Screw you, Miranda! 404 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,463 And that judge that gave you my sword collection! 405 00:19:04,488 --> 00:19:05,760 Ahh! 406 00:19:07,202 --> 00:19:10,202 I gotta go, guys. Love you all. 407 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,340 Hey, you were actually really brave back there. 408 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,850 - You mean after you tried to kill me? - Oh, come on. 409 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,687 - I didn't try to kill you. I just... - Aided and abetted. 410 00:19:18,712 --> 00:19:20,335 But I should not have said that. 411 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,093 It was the steam and the stress... 412 00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:24,370 - And the hijackers. - Them too. 413 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,370 I really want us to work. 414 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,679 I wanna share everything with you. 415 00:19:28,704 --> 00:19:32,054 But if you're not ready for another baby, I understand. 416 00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:34,250 Thank you, Robert. But it's not gonna be easy 417 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,860 - for me to forget what you said. - Oh, absolutely. 418 00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:38,960 "Doghouse: population me." 419 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,830 How are we gonna be the Spies with Soul 420 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:43,151 when we just beat the snot out of a bunch of tree-huggers? 421 00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,970 Oh, not to worry. 422 00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:47,410 I made that donation in the name of the agency. 423 00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:49,307 Sure to cause quite a bit of a splash. 424 00:19:49,332 --> 00:19:53,720 - Wow. That was really smart. - And we do seem like more of a team. 425 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,130 And all it took was a hijacking. 426 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,970 Yes, but now that I'm a few million in the hole with you all, 427 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,310 we're gonna have to make some changes around here. 428 00:20:01,489 --> 00:20:04,399 So unless you suddenly find a new source of funds, 429 00:20:04,424 --> 00:20:07,624 you're going to be buying your own drinks, mister. 430 00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:08,949 Indefinitely. 431 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,988 What? 432 00:20:13,303 --> 00:20:18,992 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~