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Welcome back
to theCerritos, Mr. Boimler.

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When you were gone,
we tightened security protocols.

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If you run into any problems,
just flag it for Billups.

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Thank you, sir. It's good to be back.

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Computer, pupusa, hot.

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User not recognized.

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It's Ensign Boimler. Come on.

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User not recognized.

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Can you, like, hurry it up?

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Computer, any food, hot, please.

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User not recognized.

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- Hmm.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What's the rush? We don't have
to report 'till 0800.

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There's a bunch I need to do
before my shift starts...

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recalibrate the
omnidirectional restraints,

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prep the hyposprays...

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Wait. Is this about Ensign Escher?

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Yes! I can't believe she got
promoted over me. I do way more.

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Escher got lucky.

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I mean, curing the Captain's
Terellian Death Syndrome?

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She was in the right place
with the right hypospray.

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Meh. I can't rely
on people getting syndromes.

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I have to show Dr. T'Ana
I've got what it takes.

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What up? We doing sci-fi stuff today?

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Uh, got to go kick medical butt.

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Computer, ketchup, spicy kiwi.

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Mariner, are you seeing this?

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Yeah, who messes with ketchup?

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- Shaxs is alive?
- Yeah, guess so.

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Bridge officers are always
coming back from the dead.

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- You gonna finish that muffin?
- But how?

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He died in an explosion saving my life.

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I don't know, but whatever happened

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killed his taste buds for good.

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I mean, I don't have all my memories,

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but I know for sure he saved me.

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They're gonna tell me
how he came back, right?

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Nope. Best to not think about it.

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User not recognized.
Please, just anything!

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I'm so hungry. Ah!

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CREDITS

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Ah.

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Ensign, get in here!

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I scrubbed half the arches,

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and I won't stop
until all the bile is...

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Shut up. Listen.

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I need you to pick up
a... family heirloom

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from a-a storage unit on Qualor II.

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- Wow! Dr. T'Ana, I'm honored!
- Ah, don't be.

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I just need the lowest-ranking officer

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who will ask the fewest questions.

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This is a personal mission.
Do it fast. Keep it private.

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You got it! And may I just
say I am so honored to...

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Oh, go, go! Now! Go!

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Ow! Stupid doors.

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Guess who I get to meet today.

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The Creator of Fair Haven,

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Lieutenant Tom Paris!

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No way! That's awesome!
Is he still a salamander?

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No, that's not...
It was a celerity-induced

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accelerated somatic mutation
rate, and he's fine now.

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He was the first human
to break the transwarp barrier,

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and today, he's on the Cerritos!

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You have a Voyager plate?

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I collect all sorts of plates,
and I love Voy.

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See, I have signatures from
all the other bridge crew...

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from Janeway all the way down
to Kim! Everyone from Voy.

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Why do you keep saying "Voy"?

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That's what I call Voyager to save time.

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- It doesn't.
- Paris is on a handshake tour,

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telling Voy stories for morale.

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I heard Shaxs talking about it.

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It doesn't bug you
that he's back from the dead?

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Eh, bridge crew always come back.

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Fine, but how?

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- I don't know.
- We're Lower Decks.

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We don't get to know everything
bridge crew does.

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He saved my life. You know what?
I'm gonna ask him.

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They-they don't like when people
ask how they came back, man.

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It's probably just a transporter
pattern buffer thing.

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Yeah, or a restored katra, or
a mirror universe switcheroo,

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or the Borg rebuilt him.

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Or he could be a future son
from an alternate timeline,

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or maybe he got Genesis
Deviced, or time ribboned.

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- Or he was trapped in the Nexus.
- Nexus, time ribbon, same thing.

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Point is, this stuff always
happens, even on Voy.

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Wow. That does actually
save a ton of time.

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I'm an engineer.

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Solving impossible problems
is what I do.

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I can't let it go.

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And I can't let Tom Paris go,
not until he signs my plate.

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Damn it.

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This has been happening all day.

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Yeah, they beefed up security
around here

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while you were gone
'cause of the Pakled attacks.

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Get Billups to put you
back in the system.

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I am in the system.
It should be working.

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Ha!

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Mariner, hey! Dr. T'Ana just
gave me a super cool mission,

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and I can take someone along.
You want to come with?

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Wait. Me? Not Rutherford?

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Yeah, 'cause you know what I realized?

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You and me have never done
a mission together.

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What? No, we must have.

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- Nuh-uh, not just the two of us.
- Well, shoot, girl.

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Then it's about time. Let's do this!

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Mariner and Tendi on a... girls' trip!

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Girls' trip!

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Oh.

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Computer, manual override.
Request denied.

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Unauthorized personnel. Let me through!

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What up, Boimler?
Need help with that door, buddy?

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No, I'm fine.

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Hey, maybe you aren't back
in the system.

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I could carry you across
the threshold like a bride.

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Yeah, okay, Jet, get out of here.

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I don't need you or anyone else

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to babysit me
through my own ship. I'm fine.

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All right, all right, all right.

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Aw.

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Mm, mm, mm.

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I'll show you unauthorized.

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Just... 200... more... rungs.

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So weird we haven't
teamed up before now.

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Sort of like a glaring omission.

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You always get paired with Boimler,

127
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and I'm always with Rutherford.

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We should switch it up more often.

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Totally. Qualor is awesome, by the way.

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You can get any drink
in the form of a slushie.

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We got to get, like, five slushies.

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Dr. T'Ana seemed like
she wanted me to rush.

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Who rushes a family heirloom?
It'll be fine.

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- It's like, old, right?
- Yeah, I-I guess you're right.

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Yeah!

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Whoa! Yeah!

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No one's accessed this bin for years.

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You got authorization?

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Yup, right there.

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Is this Gik'Tal? I love that song,

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where they sing over the wails
of the dishonored.

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"Gre'thor Paradise."

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Yeah, I saw them perform that
live on Akstin.

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They had an actual chorus

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of disgraced Klingons
lamenting on stage.

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- Oh, my gosh, that sounds awesome!
- It was.

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I'll go poke around back there
and see what I can find.

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Shouldn't be long.

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Whoa. What? Stop.
You're into Klingon acid punk?

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Are you kidding?
Why even listen to Klingon

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if it isn't punky or acidic?

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No way. I've never heard you
say anything about that.

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Well, that's weird, because I talk

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to Rutherford about it constantly.

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It's neat that after spending
all this time together,

156
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you can still learn something
about a friend.

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Yeah, I-I guess we just...

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All right. Here you go.

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- Whoa.
- Whoa.

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Uh, when you said heirloom,
I thought it was going to be,

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like, a Caitian vase or
something. What is this exactly?

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I didn't ask. Dr. T. is very private.

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Oh, let's open it up and take a look.

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We really shouldn't.

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Come on! Girls' trip!

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Come on. One little peek won't hurt.

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It'll be our secret. We won't
even tell Boimler or Rutherford.

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- Mm, maybe just a quick girls' peek.
- Girls' peek!

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Huh.

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It's just, like, a wooden statue thingy?

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I wonder why
she's so wound up about this.

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Oh, no.

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- What?
- It's not a statue.

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It's a Caitian Libido Post.

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Libido? Wait. Oh, is that a sex thing?

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A Caitian has to be...
intimate once a year,

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or their hormones make them crazy.

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It's like a Vulcan on Pon Farr.

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Caitians have a bunch
of hormonal events like that.

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Ew.

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Oh, look at these claw marks.

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They're like, from her horny
great-grandma! Ew! Like...

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Hi, Tendi. Hi, Tendi. My name is Jeremy.

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I'm an important cultural
sex toy from the past.

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Please deliver me to Dr. T'Ana so I...

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Aah! I can't believe you're touching it.

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Oh, my God, I'm touching it
with my bare hands.

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Put it back! put it back! Put it back!

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Oh, just-just angle it towards the...

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Grab it!

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No, no, no, no, no!

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- This can't be happening!
- Well, maybe she won't

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- notice.
- It's the face!

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Dr. T'Ana's going to know
I violated her trust.

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I'm gonna get fired! Oh.

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Hey, no. Stop that. No. No one's
getting fired over Jeremy, okay?

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I've fixed stuff like this before.

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You-you have?

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Yeah. No, I accidentally
ran over Worf's mek'leth

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back on Deep Space 9, and I had it fixed

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before he even knew it was gone.

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What-what were you doing
on Deep Space 9?

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I served there back before I was
on the Quito. You know that.

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No, I thought that the Cerritos
was your first ship.

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Seriously? Dude, it's, like, my fifth.

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I talk about my other ships
all the time.

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Well, this is
the first I'm hearing about it.

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It's sort of a big part of who I am.

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Uh, whatever.

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I know a fixer on Bonestell
who can repair anything.

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It's a quick warp, then we'll
head back to the Cerritos

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with a nonruined post for T'Ana.

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00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:07,503
Uh, okay.

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Well, as long as we're back on time.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we should be.

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Yeah, uh, let's just get moving.

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Girls' trip. Girls' trip.

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- Rutherford.
- Sir.

219
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We've got this Tom Paris thing later,

220
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but maybe after that, racquetball?

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You sure you're up for that?

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You know, with what you went through?

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Eh, that place did take a lot out of me.

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But not my killer serve.

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Ah, Shaxs, you always get me.

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Help you, Ensign?

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Oh. I just...

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The truth is I was just wondering how...

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Whoa, Shaxs is back?

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Didn't you die? How the heck
did you come back to life?

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Oh.

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Lieutenant Junior Grade Cody,
that is out of line!

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Report to your supervisor
for immediate reassignment.

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I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to...

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Just go.

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But he was dead. I...

237
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,953
What was it you wanted to ask?

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00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,955
Oh, uh, uh...

239
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:10,479
Uh, how do you hit a racquetball?

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With a racket.

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Oh! Right. Cool.

242
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,528
So, you, uh, still having flashbacks?

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Having one right now.

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Yeah, I can fix it. The trick is

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making it look
like it was never damaged.

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00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,559
And how much will that put us back?

247
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,411
For my old friend Beckett Mariner?

248
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,369
Double. 50 strips.

249
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,981
What... 50? Where are we supposed
to find that much latinum?

250
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,809
You've got a deal.

251
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,506
What are you doing?
We can't afford that.

252
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,203
Yes, we can. We just need to find

253
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,607
the biggest, dumbest guys in here.

254
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,908
Come on, come on.

255
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,041
Cheater!

256
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,348
You claimed you were only a beginner.

257
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,916
Yeah, I'm beginning
to school your ugly ass.

258
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,874
- How dare you!
- Hey! No fighting.

259
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,833
I just got that table rejotted.

260
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,444
You want to finish this game,
you do it with proxies.

261
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,142
Works for me. My partner's
even better than I am.

262
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:08,450
An Orion? She will use
her pheromones to cheat us.

263
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,365
No, she won't.

264
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,976
Oh, that is
such a messed up thing to say.

265
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,302
But, like, could you, you know,
just, like, juice it a bit?

266
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,850
Just a little? Mariner!

267
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,436
Of course not.
I'm not even that kind of Orion.

268
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,288
I can't believe you'd even say that.

269
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,203
Uh, just checking.
No, no. No, you got this.

270
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,334
Take a shot.

271
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,859
Uh...

272
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,034
Uh... Come on.

273
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,083
I won?

274
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,476
I won!

275
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,217
Yeah! Dom-jot! Dom-jot!

276
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,871
All right, pay up.

277
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,874
Cheaters don't deserve
Nausicaan latinum.

278
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,486
No!

279
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:47,010
Hey! What'd I say about... Whoa!

280
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,446
Oh, crap! Okay, guys, listen.

281
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,926
I know we may not look like a lot,

282
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,121
but when it comes to a fight,

283
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,600
us Starfleet officers are trained to...

284
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,887
Latinum!

285
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,453
Tendi, run!

286
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,655
If I follow this path,
I'll be on the catwalk

287
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,942
above the grav stabilizer's
static diffusers.

288
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,423
Almost to the bridge.
Don't worry, plate.

289
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,444
There's no plausible reason
why anyone should be purging

290
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,992
the static right now.

291
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,954
It's a pleasure to have you
on my bridge, Lieutenant Paris.

292
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,913
Pleasure's all mine, Captain Freeman.

293
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,610
Mind if I give her a whirl? I hear

294
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:24,308
- these Cali-class engines can purr.
- Of course.

295
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,354
Just don't send us
to the Delta Quadrant.

296
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,966
All right.

297
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,447
Oh, no. Oh, no.

298
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,452
Computer, emergency shutdown!

299
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,019
Authorization not recognized.

300
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:42,587
You don't need authorization
in an emergency!

301
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,330
Ah, my plate. Okay.

302
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,985
She's okay. Aah! Hot plate. Ow, my lips.

303
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,508
Okay, I'm fine. The plate is fine.

304
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,293
Got to keep moving.

305
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,949
Where the hell are you, Ensign?

306
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,125
My fur feels
like it's covered in poison.

307
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,518
We're on our way back.
The package is completely intact

308
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,085
- and...
- Hurry!

309
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,131
This was supposed to be my chance

310
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:07,090
to show Dr. T'Ana that I'm ready
for more, but I failed her!

311
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,546
Uh, look, don't be so hard on yourself.

312
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,137
- It was just a mistake.
- I don't get

313
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,747
to make mistakes like you do.

314
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,444
It was hard getting into the Academy.

315
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,272
There's still a lot of stigma
around Orions.

316
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,362
A lot of humans think
we're all thieves and pirates.

317
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,711
Wait.

318
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,191
My cousin works in a thieves' den

319
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,671
in a pirate outpost in this sector.

320
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,344
- He might be able to help us out.
- Uh, okay.

321
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,327
As long as you aren't bothered
by the optics,

322
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,981
I mean, it works for me.

323
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,634
Well, these are bad Orions.

324
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,028
They'd kill you on the spot
just for being human.

325
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:35,727
- Well, I'm not into that.
- But don't worry, I have a plan.

326
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:40,254
All right, undercover op.

327
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,525
Just got to focus on work.

328
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,048
Come on. Focus.

329
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:54,659
Rutherford. I fought my way
out of the multiverse.

330
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,749
That is a lie. The Borg
put my body into the Collective.

331
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,187
You...

332
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:03,494
A microscopic civilization
brought me back to life

333
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,541
to harness the powers of my body
with a tiny Dyson sphere.

334
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:09,152
- Uh...
- It was no transporter accident.

335
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,241
- Resistance is futile.
- Mirror, mirror, mirror.

336
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,722
What was the deal with T'Pol's
hair for that one year?

337
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,550
In the Nexus, it's always Christmas.

338
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:16,768
I got to know!

339
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,564
Honestly, this feels wrong.

340
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,567
I mean, just please don't take
any pictures of me.

341
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,698
Okay, remember,
the effect won't last long,

342
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,570
so we need to find D'Onni quick.

343
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:38,747
Well, what if I don't sound
like an Orion, though?

344
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,618
Just talk like a pirate.

345
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,709
Arr, how ye
be doing today, me fellow Orion?

346
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,234
Uh, why are you talking like that?

347
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,670
Allergies. Yeah, I'm allergic

348
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,498
to, um, uh, pheromones.

349
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,629
Oh, I hear you.

350
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,196
They're really bad this time of year.

351
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,546
That's D'Onni up there.

352
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:59,289
- He does art forgeries.
- Uh, and he's hot?

353
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,466
Tendi, you got to warn me
if we're gonna be meeting up

354
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,772
with a sexy bad boy.

355
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,315
That's my type. Well, one of my types.

356
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,775
You have a thing for bad boys?

357
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,733
Oh, I'm always dating bad boys,

358
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,692
bad girls, bad gender nonbinary babes,

359
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:13,086
ruthless alien masterminds, bad Bynars.

360
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,610
Huh. I don't know if I've
ever seen you date anyone.

361
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,220
You usually seem to be with Boimler.

362
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,266
What? Ew, no! What?

363
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,590
- Ew, that is so messed up.
- What? I don't know. You guys

364
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,270
practically sleep in the same bunk.

365
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,793
Ew, we do not! Ew!

366
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,621
He's like a pet. Yuck.

367
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,104
What, are you and Rutherford dating?

368
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,580
- Not really.
- Cousin?

369
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,148
Biceps.

370
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,542
You shouldn't be here.
If the Syndicate catches me

371
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,302
talking to... -You'll do
what I tell you to do,

372
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,154
you dumb-face jerk!

373
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,351
- Holy crap, who are you right now?
- It's an Orion thing.

374
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,116
It actually makes me
really uncomfortable.

375
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,857
D'Onni, I have a piece of, uh,
loot I need you to repair.

376
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,816
It has to look like
it was never broken in order

377
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,731
to rip someone off.

378
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,603
Anything for you, Mistress
of the Winter Constellations.

379
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,562
Mistress of the Winter Constella...?

380
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,651
What? Okay, you got to do this
on the Cerritos.

381
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:59,306
Don't tell anyone. That's a name
I left behind long ago.

382
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,655
I'll try, but it's...

383
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:03,832
- Oh, crap.
- D'Vana, what is this?

384
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,617
- Is she an imposter?
- Shut up and do your job!

385
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,490
"D'Vana"? Is that some other
weird title you've got?

386
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,231
It's my name.

387
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,754
Oh. What,

388
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,235
you don't even know my first name?

389
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,323
I thought it was Tendi,

390
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,151
like, with no last name. Like Odo.

391
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,892
We have been working together
for over a year, Beckett.

392
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,349
- Well, now you're just showing off.
- You don't know me at all.

393
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,941
- Well, you don't know me.
- Hey! You don't have allergies!

394
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,377
Uh...

395
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,510
She's wearing false green! Grab her!

396
00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:41,833
Get her!

397
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,699
False green! False green!

398
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,743
Run!

399
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,185
Why don't you just do

400
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,510
your "bossing everyone around"
voice again?

401
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,318
Yeah, it doesn't work on angry mobs.

402
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:58,191
Which you would know if you knew
anything about me or Orions.

403
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,777
You're the one who wanted
to do a girls' trip.

404
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,306
Because I thought we were friends!

405
00:17:01,331 --> 00:17:02,298
Yeah, well, apparently,

406
00:17:02,323 --> 00:17:03,476
we're just people who work together.

407
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,695
Yeah, soon we'll just be people

408
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,079
who get our asses kicked together.

409
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,991
They're all over the lift.

410
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,649
Hope you like climbing.

411
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,742
Ha! Nobody knows the Cerritos
like Bradward Boimler.

412
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:30,571
Fine. You want
to play it that way, Cerritos?

413
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,355
I know another way. Because I know you,

414
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,748
like you should know me.

415
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,489
Access denied.

416
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,360
Oh, no, no, no. This can't be happening.

417
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,753
First I get kicked off the Titan.

418
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,600
Then the Cerritos
doesn't even know me anymore?

419
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,018
Where do I belong? Aw.

420
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,327
Come on, Brad. This is your home.

421
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,632
You're right where you belong.

422
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,678
Then why am I gonna die
in a Jefferies tube?

423
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,811
You're not. You are Brad Boimler.

424
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,813
And you've been
in tougher spots than this.

425
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,773
Now open up a panel and
start figuring out a solution.

426
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,253
You're right.

427
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,602
Thanks, Tom Paris.

428
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,520
I am a little worried
about the fumes in here though.

429
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,391
You know,
since you're talking to a plate.

430
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,915
I don't know. I kinda like 'em.

431
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,488
There!

432
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,881
Don't let 'em get away!

433
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,977
Leave us alone! This isn't nice!

434
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,587
Yes. Wait, no!

435
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,632
Keep cutting!

436
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,473
The post. It's too heavy.

437
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:47,735
I can't pull you both up!

438
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,913
Take it! Get out of here

439
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,044
before it's too late!

440
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,698
No way! I'm not leaving you!

441
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,527
Tendi, no!

442
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,486
Not the post!

443
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:13,935
- Deck 15.
- Wait!

444
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,593
Whoa. Baby Bear. What's the matter?

445
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:20,657
I know I'm not supposed to ask you

446
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:21,832
how you came back from the dead,

447
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,553
but I know it was my fault
that you died.

448
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:24,878
And maybe if you tell me
how you came back,

449
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,339
I won't feel as guilty anymore!

450
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,557
Turbolift, halt.

451
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,647
It wasn't your fault.

452
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,562
Saving you was my duty.

453
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,478
There's a reason we don't tell
anyone how we come back.

454
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,959
I know. You can't tell me
because I'm just an ensign.

455
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,743
It's nothing to do with rank, son.

456
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:43,617
We're sparing you dark truths
about scientific depravity

457
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,446
that would haunt you
for the rest of your days.

458
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,969
Once you know,

459
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:52,016
you can never go back to being
the man you were before.

460
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,670
Works for me! Tell me, tell me!

461
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,499
Okay. So, death is
the first thing that happens.

462
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,999
And then... Oh, wait, you do know
about the black mountain, right?

463
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,982
- Uh, the what now?
- The black mountain

464
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,680
is a spiritual battleground
your soul goes

465
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,899
where you have to fight

466
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,858
three faceless apparitions
of your father.

467
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,818
The surviving father
makes you eat your heart...

468
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,952
I'm trapped
because of a computer glitch,

469
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,738
or perhaps it is I who is the glitch.

470
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:20,044
Personal log cannot be recorded.

471
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,698
I'm gonna die

472
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:22,980
and it's all
because of this stupid plate!

473
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,571
Don't do it, Bradward!

474
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,573
Not the plate!

475
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,662
Uh, huh? Oh, God.

476
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,881
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

477
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,104
I... do exist!

478
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,019
- Tom Paris!
- A Kazon!

479
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,171
Tom Paris, can I just say that
I'm a really huge fan and I have

480
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,849
a plate for you...

481
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,680
Thanks for saving my ass back there.

482
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,595
You've saved mine plenty of times.

483
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,137
I'm sorry you brought me
instead of Rutherford.

484
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,685
But, you know, don't feel bad

485
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:52,966
that you don't know much about my life.

486
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,557
I keep it vague on purpose.

487
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:55,558
Well, why?

488
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,430
Every time I open up,

489
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,040
people get promoted and take off.

490
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,824
It's better
to just keep it surface level

491
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:01,825
and never have friends,

492
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,218
instead of always losing them.

493
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,785
Well, don't apologize.

494
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,763
I was hoping this trip
would be a way for us to bond,

495
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,789
but it's just been a big mess.

496
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,660
And the reason
you don't know much about me?

497
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,228
That's my fault. I'm always so
busy making everyone else happy

498
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,751
that I never open up.

499
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,675
Now you know more about me
than Rutherford does.

500
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,798
And I'm glad I do.

501
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,190
Me, too.

502
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:22,455
What are you gonna tell the doc?

503
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,892
That I was curious
and accidentally broke her post.

504
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,633
It'll be interesting getting in trouble.

505
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,069
I've never done that before.

506
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:31,594
You're a really good person.

507
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:32,595
Aw, thanks.

508
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:33,640
What's the other thing?

509
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,250
Your plan sucks. New plan.

510
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,904
Oh, my gosh.

511
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,577
- What are you doing?
- Buckle up, D'Vana.

512
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,187
We might have been coworkers
this morning,

513
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,822
but now we're friends!

514
00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:44,694
Computer, ramming speed!

515
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:47,610
Friendship!

516
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,656
This is how we kick ass
in the Delta Quadrant.

517
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:50,699
Ki-ya!

518
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,924
Uh, Captain, Shuttle Four
is on a collision course

519
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,055
with the ship. What?

520
00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,056
Uh...

521
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,667
Stop! Stop!

522
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,802
Damage report?

523
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:06,803
None.

524
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,065
That was weird.

525
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:13,723
What the hell were you thinking?

526
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,159
A bee got in the shuttle, sir.

527
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:17,640
It flew right in my face.
Totally my fault.

528
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:21,209
A bee? How did a bee get
in the shuttle in space?!

529
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:25,518
Dr. T'Ana, I'm so sorry,

530
00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,539
but I'm afraid your special
family heirloom is broken.

531
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,236
And I wish I could say that it
was because of something else,

532
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,610
but... Totally my fault.

533
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,065
Sorry, Doc.
Big old bee got in the shuttle.

534
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,221
Just messed everything up.

535
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,962
You are so going to the brig for this.

536
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,051
Send the bee to the brig!
It's the bee's fault!

537
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,748
I'm really sorry.

538
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,968
Don't worry about it.

539
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,012
W... You're not mad?

540
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,233
I don't care about that old post.

541
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:47,278
What I needed was the box.

542
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,026
Mmm.

543
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,202
There's... That's the stuff.

544
00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:03,120
Ooh, have you heard this one?

545
00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:04,208
It's my favorite.

546
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,036
It's all about the Caves of No'Mat.

547
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,256
Acid punkers love singing about caves!

548
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:09,736
Oh, hello.

549
00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:11,564
Check it out. No more glitch.

550
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,043
I'm authorized!

551
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:15,959
Did you get your bowl signed
by Chakotay or whatever?

552
00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,961
Tom Paris. And, no, not yet.

553
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,964
But this black eye he gave me is
way cooler than a signed plate.

554
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,725
True. There's, like,
only a couple of people

555
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,901
in the quadrant who can say
they got beat up by Tom Paris.

556
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:27,362
Even better, as an apology,
we're getting drinks tonight.

557
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,669
So I still have a chance
for him to sign it.

558
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,759
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

559
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:33,803
Computer, open the door!

560
00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,326
I got to get to the bar! Come on!

561
00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:36,806
Uh, that's-that's not a door.

562
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,329
It's just a wall with a seam.

563
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:41,289
Oh. Right. I may have a concussion.

564
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:44,292
Oh, Rutherford, did you ever
find out how Shaxs came back?

565
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,946
Oh.

566
00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:48,122
No. No, I did not.

567
00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:50,254
Aw, boo. We never get to know
the cool stuff.

568
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,126
Or maybe they're just sparing us
from knowing

569
00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:55,618
horrible, horrible things
that-that happen to good people.

570
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,517
Yea, it definitely isn't that.
They're just jerks.

571
00:23:57,542 --> 00:23:59,675
Ooh, this one's about a Klingon
who eats his own hand.

572
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:00,917
Yeah, play it!

573
00:24:05,372 --> 00:24:10,982
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