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For most people,
a burrito is a delicious meal

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wrapped in a tortilla,
but for one NYPD officer,

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it turned out to be a mouse
wrapped in a nightmare.

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So I order a grande steak.

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I get back to my car,
take a big bite, and crunch.

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That's when I see it... a dead mouse.

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A dead mouse that Frank O'Sullivan,

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the President of the Patrolman's Union,

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says was put there on purpose.

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This was an act of political violence

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organized by a group of radical
anti-cop Antifa anarchists

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working out of The Burrito Haven.

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This is bogus.

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The officer called in a to-go order
under the name Tom.

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The restaurant had no idea he was a cop

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when they made the food
or packed the bag.

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So, clearly, he wasn't targeted
for "being a police officer."

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I've always wanted to try mouse meat.

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- I hear it's really tasty.
- From who?

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The union made it up as a power move.

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O'Sullivan wants me to issue

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a statement of public support
for the officer,

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to give them all extra hazard pay

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and to wear this
Never Forget Burrito ribbon.

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Weird. It's the exact same color

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as my Color Blind Awareness ribbon.

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No, it isn't. I won't give in
to any of their demands.

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The union is powerful, but I'm sure

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that most of our uniformed
officers understand

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this incident is nonsense.

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It is, as Peralta would say,
"No big 'whoop.'"

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I appreciate the shout-out, sir,

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but I actually don't pronounce
the H in whoop.

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Sir, all the uniformed
officers just left.

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They're staging a walkout.

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Well, it seems I was wrong.

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The "whoop" is big after all.

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It is.

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Again, though, there's no H in whoop.

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It's silent.

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"Whoop."

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- Whoop.
- "Whoop."

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Am I crazy? How do you say it?

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- I say "whoop."
- Okay.

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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How is it possible that every
single uniformed officer

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got sick at once?

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They're not actually sick.

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They aren't actually allowed to strike,

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so they made up a medical excuse.

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It's called a Blue Flu.

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Without uniforms on the street,
crime's gonna go up.

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Do we have to negotiate with the union?

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No. I haven't gone through
decades of hell

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to become a captain in the NYPD

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just to cave to a clown
like O'Sullivan.

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We can't let him win, and we won't.

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But how? What are we gonna do?

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I'm initiating Operation Trident.

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Cool. Just like the sugarless gum...

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Because we're gonna chew them up.

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No, like the famed weapon of the sea,

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forged by the Cyclops
for Poseidon himself.

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The trident has three prongs,
like my approach.

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Ah, not to interrupt,

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but Aquaman's trident has five prongs.

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That's absurd.
The prefix tri means three.

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What this aquatic-man carries
is better termed a "pentadent."

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No, it's a trident.

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They call it that in the
original theatrical release

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and the Snyder cut.

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So you're 100% wrong,
and everyone's laughing at you.

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Well, regardless,

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Operation Trident has three prongs.

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Prong one, Boyle and Peralta.

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Oh, nice, the most important prong.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Wrong.

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Prong two, the center prong,

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is the most important prong
on a trident.

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It's the longest and straightest

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and breaks the least often.

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Are you just mad because

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I questioned you
about the Aquaman thing?

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Yes. The officers
all had doctor's notes.

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Prove those notes are fraudulent,

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and they'll be forced back to work.

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- We're on it.
- Prong two...

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Jeffords and Santiago,
your job is to keep crime down.

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Figure out how we police
this precinct with no police.

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Prong two, baby... the best prong.

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I mean, we're all in it together.

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It's not like this is
a competition between prongs.

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Says the prong who breaks the most.

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Prong three is proving they
faked the mouse in the burrito.

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If we can demonstrate
this was a media stunt,

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the uniforms will have
to come back to work.

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But this investigation
must be done unofficially

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with an investigator from
outside the NYPD,

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aka Rosa Diaz.

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It's a good idea,
but she's not gonna like being

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- one of those dinky side prongs.
- That's a good point.

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I'll make hers the sharpest. Dismissed.

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What? No! I want to be a sharp prong!

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That's not fair!

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All these notes are
from the same doctor.

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Everyone got a blood test,
and they all had mono.

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That seems really improbable.

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Yeah, nobody gets mono at this age.

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You get it as an eight-year-old,
and then you're immune.

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Wait, you get it as an eight-year-old?

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Mono? The kissing disease?

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No, it's the cousin's disease.

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You get it by kissing your cousins.

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- Oh, I guess we're both right.
- No.

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Wait a minute... if you're immune,

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then you can tell the doctor
you're from the Nine-Nine,

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and when he gives you
a mono diagnosis...

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We'll have proof
that his notes are fake.

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Wow.

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I can't believe all those
lazy childhood afternoons

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playing hide the yam finally paid off.

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- You see, you take a yam...
- I don't want to know!

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Prong two update... I brought in

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our night-shift detectives
to handle the dispatch calls

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and respond to major crimes...

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Sorry. That's Terry's tummy.

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I'm feeling a little nauseous.

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Must've been something
I had for breakfast.

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Well, do you have to go home,
or can you tough it out?

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So, if Terry goes home, he's not tough?

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Here we go.

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Lieutenant, we don't have
the time today to make this

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about some larger insecurity

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you have regarding your toughness.

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First of all, I'm not
insecure about my toughness.

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Secondly, being sick has
nothing to do with being tough.

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Thirdly, if I wasn't tough,
would I be daring Amy

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- to punch me in the stomach?
- Wha...

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Come on, Amy! Give me your best shot!

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Fine. Just so that we can move on.

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See? I'm fine.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I'm gonna go for a walk
in the fresh air

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with my best friend, the trash can.

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I'll be back 'cause I'm tough!

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Let's talk quickly before he returns

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and makes this all about himself again.

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Okay. We can't use uniforms
from other precincts

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because they'll call out sick, too.

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So I asked the other captains
in the district

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to lend us some detectives.

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Smart. They have a different union.

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And they each sent us two people.

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They said they were happy to do it.

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Huh. That's odd.

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I wouldn't be happy to give up
two of my detectives, unless...

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Dear God.

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They sent us
their Hitchcock-and-Scullys.

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It's a nightmare.

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So you've been feeling fatigued?

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Yeah. I think I have mono.

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I'm from the 99th precinct.

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Ah, yeah, I've heard

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they've had some kind
of outbreak there.

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Mm-hmm. So now that you know
where I'm from,

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can you just write me a note?

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Uh, no, actually, I need to
order bloodwork

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- and do a full exam.
- Ah.

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- Lift up.
- Oh, yeah.

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Oh. Now, that is interesting.

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Oh, did you find a sign of mono?

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- No, it's your testicle.
- My what?

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The left one is enormous.

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Oh, well, can't one testicle
be larger than the other?

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Well, yes,
but it shouldn't be that large.

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And also of concern
is the shape and the color...

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Yeah, that doesn't sound good.

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And the texture.

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Wow! Oh, that is ice cold!

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- So...
- So...

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- You heard all that?
- I did.

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Even the part where
he's talking about my huge...

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Yep. Yep, yep, yep. All the parts.

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- You okay?
- Yeah.

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I mean, could be cancer.
Might have spread.

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But I'm fine. I can handle this.

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You sure about that?

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'Cause you're still wearing
your hospital gown there, bud.

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So I am.

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Ah, there she is.

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My sweet secret prong three.

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- What the hell?
- Oh, right.

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You weren't there when
I explained Operation Trident.

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So, uh, what did you find?

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Nothing yet, and if you want me

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to keep digging,
we need to talk about my fee.

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I need cash. Most of
my other work is pro bono.

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This is unofficial. I can't pay.

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Right, but there is something
you can give me,

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something just as valuable as money.

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- I want to see your tattoo.
- That's just as valuable?

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It is to Jake. He's offered
a significant reward.

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Wow. It is so ridiculous
how much weight

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you've all given to my silly tattoo,

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like it's some huge secret
that I'll take to my grave.

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I notice you haven't said yes yet.

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'Cause no one can ever know.

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Okay, fine.

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If you can prove how that mouse
got into that burrito,

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I'll tell you what my tattoo is.

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- I need a photo of it.
- You're a monster.

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Wait. I may not have to deal with you.

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Santiago, how's prong two looking?

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Well, the good news

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is the Scully-and-Hitchcocks
actually work well together.

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That is good news.

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The bad news is it's at
making a back-scratch circle.

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I always wondered
what it would be like to have

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a tight-knit work family.

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- Nine-Nine!
- Nine-Nine!

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Ah, there they are... prong one,

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my most important prong.

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Oh, thank you. Nice of you
to finally recognize

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what our prong brings to this.

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Life is a cruel prank played
on the living.

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Death mocks us all.

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Time to go tell my son
he'll be an orphan... again.

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So, yeah. Prong one
pretty much broke immediately.

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I'm gonna call HR.
Get ahead of that butt.

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Here's where we stand.
The Blue Flu continues.

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O'Sullivan and the union won't budge

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on their mouse-burrito demands.

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Also, arrests are down.

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Santiago, Jeffords, what
on earth happened yesterday?

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The new detectives
won't do anything I ask.

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- And I've had to work solo.
- Sorry.

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I was feeling a little sick,
but I am much better now.

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You look like garbage.

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Now, I know you're trying
to tough this out,

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but I've always believed
that true toughness

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means acknowledging
your own limitations.

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It's okay, Terry. Go home.

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Thank you, sir. I'll be back in a jiffy.

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I can't believe he bought that drivel.

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True toughness means
working through pain.

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Everyone knows that.

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Peralta, where are we with the doctor?

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We're gonna tail him and see
if he contacts O'Sullivan.

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Smart. And, uh, what is going
on with Detective Boyle?

250
00:08:53,963 --> 00:08:54,963
Is he okay?

251
00:08:54,988 --> 00:08:57,182
Oh, you mean why is he
face-deep in cheese?

252
00:08:57,207 --> 00:08:59,664
Yeah, it's made from the milk
of a Balkan donkey

253
00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,374
and apparently it's quite expensive.

254
00:09:01,399 --> 00:09:03,106
Spent 12 thou on ass cheese.

255
00:09:03,131 --> 00:09:04,706
Also, he's pretending like

256
00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:06,229
he doesn't know
what ass cheese sounds like.

257
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,793
Are you sure he should be working?

258
00:09:07,818 --> 00:09:09,462
His doctor said
there's nothing to worry about

259
00:09:09,511 --> 00:09:10,759
until we get
the actual test results back.

260
00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:11,945
And Charles said that work

261
00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:13,964
is the only thing keeping him
from thinking about death.

262
00:09:13,989 --> 00:09:15,739
Coat's to keep me warm...

263
00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,100
in my grave.

264
00:09:20,323 --> 00:09:22,079
I mean, he's not doing great.

265
00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,815
Oh, you guys still have lunch together?

266
00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,117
Twice a day, every day.

267
00:09:26,142 --> 00:09:27,520
Look, I need help figuring out

268
00:09:27,545 --> 00:09:29,323
how to inspire these new guys.

269
00:09:29,348 --> 00:09:30,892
What motivates you?

270
00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:32,428
Well, I'd do anything to retire

271
00:09:32,453 --> 00:09:34,911
and spend the rest of my days
with Hitchcock in Brazil.

272
00:09:34,936 --> 00:09:36,347
Huh. That's actually pretty helpful.

273
00:09:36,371 --> 00:09:37,286
That's the dream...

274
00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:39,155
Scully and me on the sex barge
I'm building.

275
00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:40,997
Okay. Scully was already helpful.

276
00:09:41,022 --> 00:09:42,132
You don't have to keep talking.

277
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,859
These are pedometers,

278
00:09:43,912 --> 00:09:46,044
which will prove that you're
actually walking your beat.

279
00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:49,356
But whoever gets the most steps in

280
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:52,427
will receive seven days of overtime.

281
00:09:52,554 --> 00:09:56,834
Therefore, you'll be one week
closer to retirement.

282
00:09:56,858 --> 00:09:59,170
And one week closer
to a couple's massage

283
00:09:59,194 --> 00:10:01,472
with your best friend on his sex barge.

284
00:10:04,723 --> 00:10:06,668
Sir, guess what.

285
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,943
Lieutenant, I thought you went home.

286
00:10:07,968 --> 00:10:10,610
I did, but some uniforms heard
that I called out sick,

287
00:10:10,635 --> 00:10:12,613
and they assumed
I was joining the Blue Flu.

288
00:10:12,638 --> 00:10:15,050
They invited me to a meeting
tomorrow to talk strategy.

289
00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:16,686
You could go record them

290
00:10:16,711 --> 00:10:18,655
admitting that
they don't actually have mono.

291
00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,959
- That is, if you're up to it.
- Hell, yeah.

292
00:10:20,984 --> 00:10:22,247
Terry's gonna tough it out.

293
00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:24,996
Terry's also gonna drink
some raspberry leaf tea

294
00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,949
that Sharon uses to help her
with menstrual cramps.

295
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,732
Oh, looks like we're adding a prong.

296
00:10:28,757 --> 00:10:32,370
Operation Trident
is now Operation Fork.

297
00:10:32,394 --> 00:10:34,372
Isn't there a cooler word than "fork"?

298
00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:35,540
I mean, something more like "trident."

299
00:10:35,564 --> 00:10:37,637
Oh, no, did everyone assume
I was trying to be cool?

300
00:10:37,769 --> 00:10:39,514
Is that why things are going so poorly?

301
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,658
Damn it, I've got to call Peralta.

302
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,695
No, Operation Fork
is definitely not cool.

303
00:10:44,773 --> 00:10:46,617
Uh, yeah, things are going good here.

304
00:10:46,641 --> 00:10:47,919
We're just staking out the doctor

305
00:10:47,943 --> 00:10:49,066
and trying to keep a low profile.

306
00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:53,403
? And I'll be your brightest... ?

307
00:10:53,428 --> 00:10:55,656
Sorry about that. Just had
a bit of a noisy neighbor.

308
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,081
? I'll be... ?

309
00:10:57,106 --> 00:10:59,151
You know what, sir?
We have another noisy neighbor.

310
00:10:59,176 --> 00:11:00,370
I'm just gonna call you back. Bye.

311
00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:03,768
All right, Charles, I get it.
You're scared.

312
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,804
But sometimes it helps
to say our fears out loud.

313
00:11:06,828 --> 00:11:08,239
You know, if you put words to them,

314
00:11:08,263 --> 00:11:09,474
it can take away some of their powers.

315
00:11:09,498 --> 00:11:10,426
So come on.

316
00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:13,041
Stop bottling up those fears
and get them out in the open.

317
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,629
Okay, well...

318
00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:20,785
I'm scared
that whatever's in my testicle

319
00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:22,673
has spread and that I'm gonna die.

320
00:11:22,698 --> 00:11:25,727
And then I'll never get
to see Nikolaj grow up.

321
00:11:26,178 --> 00:11:29,047
And I won't know
what kind of man he becomes.

322
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,893
Also, my time with you
will be cut short.

323
00:11:32,348 --> 00:11:35,659
No more stakeouts
or drinks after a long shift

324
00:11:35,684 --> 00:11:38,833
or midnight calls when you've
had a breakthrough in a case.

325
00:11:39,427 --> 00:11:41,606
I've always had this image
of us in our 90s

326
00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:44,080
hunting down criminals
at the retirement home.

327
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,652
But I guess that was just
a dumb fantasy...

328
00:11:48,163 --> 00:11:50,251
because soon I won't be here anymore...

329
00:11:50,798 --> 00:11:52,589
because I'll be dead and gone

330
00:11:52,614 --> 00:11:54,127
and you won't ever see me again.

331
00:11:56,489 --> 00:11:59,067
- Jake, are you crying?
- No.

332
00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:01,042
Yes.

333
00:12:04,162 --> 00:12:06,201
Diaz, why the hush-hush meeting?

334
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,598
Because in one minute,

335
00:12:07,622 --> 00:12:09,100
you're gonna be showing me
your tramp stamp.

336
00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:10,647
- I don't have a tramp stamp.
- Prove it.

337
00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:11,653
Show me your lower back.

338
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,485
Hmm. Seems I didn't know
what a tramp stamp was.

339
00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:17,279
But I'm not gonna show you anything

340
00:12:17,332 --> 00:12:18,509
until you've solved the case.

341
00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:19,977
Surveillance footage of McCaffery

342
00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:21,533
entering a pet store and buying a mouse

343
00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:23,131
an hour before he found it
in his burrito.

344
00:12:23,271 --> 00:12:24,957
He set the whole thing up.

345
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,289
Diaz, you did it.

346
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,085
And now...

347
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,847
my payment.

348
00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:33,524
Okay, O'Sullivan, there's McCaffery

349
00:12:33,548 --> 00:12:34,832
coming out of Perdue Pet Supplies

350
00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:37,069
with the mouse
that he put in the burrito.

351
00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:38,942
So there's no need for tactical gear

352
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,912
or a Never Forget Burrito
ribbon or any of that.

353
00:12:41,937 --> 00:12:43,739
You need to call off the Blue Flu.

354
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,475
Are you crazy?
My guys are under attack.

355
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,145
No, I just proved
that it wasn't an attack.

356
00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:48,170
He faked it.

357
00:12:48,195 --> 00:12:49,745
Not that attack, this attack...

358
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,117
The one where you call
a policeman a liar.

359
00:12:52,142 --> 00:12:52,914
He is a liar.

360
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,422
Oh, dear, my God.
You just did it again.

361
00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:56,080
Do you understand
the worst thing you could do

362
00:12:56,104 --> 00:12:59,275
to another person
is to call that person a liar?

363
00:12:59,323 --> 00:13:01,468
You hate cops. That's a fact.

364
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,154
I-I-I just thought

365
00:13:03,178 --> 00:13:05,790
the Blue Flu
was about a mouse in a burrito.

366
00:13:05,814 --> 00:13:08,793
Well, it was, but now it's
about you saying it wasn't.

367
00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:10,361
- That doesn't make any sense.
- So you're calling me stupid?

368
00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:12,129
- That's not what I said!
- You're calling me a liar?

369
00:13:12,153 --> 00:13:13,664
I just don't know how to talk
to someone like you.

370
00:13:13,688 --> 00:13:15,233
Someone like me?

371
00:13:15,257 --> 00:13:17,756
Wow. That's racist.

372
00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:21,718
Oh, this is a very
frustrating conversation.

373
00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:24,787
The union can't be reasoned with.

374
00:13:24,812 --> 00:13:26,638
I need an update. Prong one.

375
00:13:26,714 --> 00:13:28,091
More broken than ever.

376
00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:30,200
Ah, well, I never had
any faith in you anyway.

377
00:13:30,225 --> 00:13:32,074
Santiago, how's prong two doing?

378
00:13:32,099 --> 00:13:33,078
We're killing it.

379
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,221
According to the pedometers
I put on the Hitchcock-and-Scullys,

380
00:13:35,245 --> 00:13:36,456
they're out walking their beat.

381
00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:37,791
And it's all thanks to these guys.

382
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,050
- Hey.
- Screw you, Amy.

383
00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:40,835
No, I was complimenting you.

384
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,779
- Well, screw you anyway.
- Yeah.

385
00:13:42,804 --> 00:13:44,815
As for prong four,
Jeffords is recording

386
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,467
the officers' secret meeting
as we speak.

387
00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:50,078
And I expect he'll be bursting
into my office any minute

388
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,415
with the proof
we need to end the Blue Flu.

389
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:56,267
I got the proof we need
to end the Blue Flu.

390
00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:57,919
- Wait, really?
- Why so surprised?

391
00:13:57,944 --> 00:13:58,977
That was the plan.

392
00:13:59,002 --> 00:14:00,814
Yes, but earlier,
I was talking to the squad,

393
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,973
and I put a lot of pressure
on this moment,

394
00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:04,342
which I then regretted.

395
00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:06,512
I feared I might be hoist
on my own petard.

396
00:14:06,553 --> 00:14:08,304
No petard hoisting here.

397
00:14:08,329 --> 00:14:10,281
They talked about everything
in front of me...

398
00:14:10,306 --> 00:14:11,483
How they planned the whole thing,

399
00:14:11,508 --> 00:14:13,186
how long they were gonna
pretend to be sick.

400
00:14:13,211 --> 00:14:15,189
You recorded it all,
despite your own illness.

401
00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:17,163
I must say, I'm impressed.

402
00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:18,773
Because of how tough I am, right?

403
00:14:18,798 --> 00:14:19,843
The toughest.

404
00:14:20,503 --> 00:14:22,781
Okay, first things first.
We got to get...

405
00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:25,947
What... what is that?

406
00:14:25,972 --> 00:14:27,416
I had the mic close to my chest.

407
00:14:27,441 --> 00:14:30,119
So I guess it must have picked up
my stomach noises,

408
00:14:30,144 --> 00:14:31,956
but I'm sure it stops eventually.

409
00:14:33,354 --> 00:14:34,441
More stomach.

410
00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:36,583
More stomach.

411
00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:38,216
It's all stomach.

412
00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:39,252
And there it is...

413
00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:41,223
the petard.

414
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,775
I need your help.
Our arrests are still way down.

415
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,210
But according to the pedometers,

416
00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:47,313
our Hitchcock-and-Scullys

417
00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:48,780
are out there logging miles
on the beat.

418
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,613
How are they not seeing crimes?

419
00:14:50,638 --> 00:14:52,116
How do you know they're walking?

420
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,141
I just told you...

421
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,392
Their pedometer numbers
are through the roof.

422
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:56,269
Oh, poor, simple Amy.

423
00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:58,303
It's like you've ever had
to mess with a medical device

424
00:14:58,327 --> 00:15:00,513
in order to trick
your life insurance agent.

425
00:15:00,636 --> 00:15:01,816
Watch and learn.

426
00:15:03,526 --> 00:15:04,628
They're just using

427
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,129
the massage chairs
to jiggle their pedometers.

428
00:15:06,154 --> 00:15:07,746
Life always finds a way.

429
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:10,130
- To do what?
- To do nothing.

430
00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:13,785
Dr. Mintleman's just
working his normal job

431
00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:15,420
and not being a criminal.

432
00:15:15,455 --> 00:15:17,656
I can't believe this is
how I'm spending my final days.

433
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,773
Maybe it doesn't have to be.
Screw this case.

434
00:15:19,798 --> 00:15:20,993
What's something
you've always wanted to do?

435
00:15:21,017 --> 00:15:22,253
Do you have a bucket list?

436
00:15:22,278 --> 00:15:23,722
Well, yeah, but, I mean,
it's only one item.

437
00:15:23,747 --> 00:15:25,231
Great. Whatever it is, we're doing it.

438
00:15:25,256 --> 00:15:27,150
- Live to be 110.
- Come on!

439
00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:28,400
I thought I found a loophole!

440
00:15:28,424 --> 00:15:29,688
Okay, how about this?

441
00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:31,283
We go on a cross-country road trip...

442
00:15:31,308 --> 00:15:33,487
Me on a motorcycle, you in my sidecar?

443
00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:35,607
Or we enter a cooking competition,

444
00:15:35,631 --> 00:15:37,936
and you "Ratatouille" me from
inside of a giant chef's hat?

445
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,545
I track down Diane Wiest,

446
00:15:40,569 --> 00:15:42,024
and you finally try
and use your hall pass?

447
00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,816
You're smiling,
so I guess that one's it.

448
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,352
Oof, going with Wiest, huh?
I got to be honest, Boyle...

449
00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:48,820
I'm not so sure you can pull that off.

450
00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:50,022
I mean, her career is red hot.

451
00:15:50,046 --> 00:15:51,456
She just did a movie with Streep.

452
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,125
No, Jake. That's not why I'm smiling.

453
00:15:53,149 --> 00:15:55,595
I'm smiling
because you know me so well.

454
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,889
Yeah, we're best friends.
Of course I know you.

455
00:15:57,914 --> 00:16:00,299
Well, as perfect
as all your ideas were,

456
00:16:00,323 --> 00:16:02,560
nothing tops sitting here
with my best friend.

457
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:04,836
I mean, why would I want to go
to town on Diane Wiest

458
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,578
when I can go to town with you?

459
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,809
- What?
- Hang out. Go to town with each other.

460
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:12,136
It's a common friendship phrase.

461
00:16:12,161 --> 00:16:13,472
Haven't heard it.

462
00:16:13,569 --> 00:16:14,746
Oh.

463
00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:17,082
Oh, God. It's my biopsy results.

464
00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:18,284
- What does it say?
- I don't know.

465
00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:19,811
I'm too nervous. I can't read it.

466
00:16:21,243 --> 00:16:23,121
- It's not cancer.
- Not cancer.

467
00:16:23,145 --> 00:16:25,108
It's an infection,
and it's highly treatable.

468
00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:26,858
- I'm not gonna die?
- You're not gonna die!

469
00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,127
Oh, we got to celebrate.

470
00:16:28,152 --> 00:16:30,529
Does it say if it's safe to ride
a two-person banana boat?

471
00:16:30,571 --> 00:16:32,730
I don't know. Let me check.
It doesn't say.

472
00:16:32,755 --> 00:16:33,865
Oh, well...

473
00:16:33,889 --> 00:16:35,567
And also, I think just figured out

474
00:16:35,591 --> 00:16:37,652
how all those officers
got their fake diagnoses.

475
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,707
Tell us what's written there.

476
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,910
Patient's left teste

477
00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:42,779
is gnarled and shows discoloration.

478
00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:44,181
No, not that. There, at the top.

479
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,078
ShareChem Medical Laboratory. Yeah, so?

480
00:16:46,102 --> 00:16:47,679
So we thought it was
the doctor handing out

481
00:16:47,703 --> 00:16:49,214
fake diagnoses, but he's clean.

482
00:16:49,238 --> 00:16:51,192
However, the officers knew
you used ShareChem Lab,

483
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,254
and that lab is owned by David Share,

484
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:56,191
brother of Nine-Nine officer
Michael Share.

485
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,259
The lab faked the blood results.

486
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,428
None of the officers are actually sick,

487
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,263
which means they have no excuse
to miss work.

488
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,531
Well, unfortunately, that is...

489
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,300
Stop. I know you're gonna
twist my words

490
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,875
into some vicious attack
on you and the NYPD.

491
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,070
So, before you do that,

492
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,406
I'd like the pleasure of making
the vicious attack myself.

493
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,907
Sir, your insults are kind of known

494
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,909
to be little too think-y,
maybe you should just let...

495
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,845
O'Sullivan, you are a [bleep],

496
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:22,217
and I hope your [bleep] get
shoved right into your [bleep].

497
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,380
Wow. Well, that was
definitely not too think-y.

498
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,354
Okay, okay, okay. You got me.

499
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,445
The men didn't have mono.
They weren't sick.

500
00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:29,895
- Damn right.
- But they are now.

501
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,792
What?

502
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,761
It seems they had a meeting,
and somebody showed up

503
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,929
with a very bad stomach bug
and gave it to everyone there.

504
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,569
I believe the officer's name
was a, uh, Lieutenant Jeffords.

505
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:40,268
The petard.

506
00:17:41,076 --> 00:17:44,310
It just won't stop hoisting.

507
00:17:45,949 --> 00:17:47,759
Hey there, sir. You missed
the morning briefing.

508
00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:49,681
And I see you found Charles's cheese.

509
00:17:49,753 --> 00:17:52,164
Mmm, it pairs well with despair

510
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:56,500
and also this 1976 Chateau Haut-Brion.

511
00:17:56,525 --> 00:17:59,204
Doesn't seem like the kind of bottle
you're supposed to chug.

512
00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:01,039
I bought it the day I joined the force

513
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:03,008
with the intent to open it
when I became commissioner.

514
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:04,509
Oh, my gosh, this is big news.

515
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:05,944
Congratulations, sir.

516
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:08,246
No, he's not becoming
commissioner, Scully.

517
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,351
We can still fight the Blue Flu.

518
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,101
It's over, Lieutenant.

519
00:18:12,171 --> 00:18:14,516
I have to cave to O'Sullivan's demands.

520
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,084
Sir, you can't give up

521
00:18:16,108 --> 00:18:17,519
on all your hard work
because of one setback.

522
00:18:17,543 --> 00:18:18,651
I'm a realist.

523
00:18:18,676 --> 00:18:21,321
I knew I wouldn't be able
to fix every problem,

524
00:18:21,346 --> 00:18:24,911
though I always imagined
I could fix some of them.

525
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:28,896
But as a realist, I can now see
I haven't fixed a damn thing.

526
00:18:28,921 --> 00:18:31,541
The NYPD will never change.

527
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:33,889
Sir, if I may...
when I thought I was dying,

528
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:36,433
all I could think about
was what a disappointment

529
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,567
my life had been.

530
00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:39,740
But then Jake went to town with me.

531
00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:41,161
Common friendship phrase.

532
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,430
And it helped me realize
you can't focus

533
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,041
on the things you didn't do.

534
00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:46,777
Focus on what you did do.

535
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:49,718
And, more importantly,
focus on who you did it with.

536
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,851
Boyle, you're absolutely right.

537
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,866
I am? My speech turned
your life around?

538
00:18:54,891 --> 00:18:56,511
No, I found it trite and uninspiring,

539
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,076
but something you said resonated.

540
00:18:58,101 --> 00:19:01,036
Focus on the things you didn't do.

541
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,761
I said not to focus
on the things you didn't do.

542
00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:04,029
Again, your speech meant nothing.

543
00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:05,510
I'm just picking out individual words.

544
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:06,562
Sure, sure, yeah.

545
00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:08,770
Hot damn.

546
00:19:08,795 --> 00:19:10,773
I know how to end the Blue Flu.

547
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,070
I found a fifth prong.

548
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,531
So I gather you're ready
to cave to my demands.

549
00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:16,831
- Why would I do that?
- Give me a break.

550
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,033
Your arrests are way down,

551
00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:19,451
and your CompStat numbers are terrible.

552
00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:20,791
I think those numbers look great.

553
00:19:20,816 --> 00:19:23,103
- No, you don't.
- Well, not those numbers.

554
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:24,746
Obviously, they make it look
like we haven't done much

555
00:19:24,771 --> 00:19:25,750
at all this week.

556
00:19:25,775 --> 00:19:27,681
But a friend of mine told me something

557
00:19:27,706 --> 00:19:30,454
unintentionally interesting...
focus on what you didn't do.

558
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:33,024
So here's what we didn't do this week.

559
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,427
With fewer officers at our disposal

560
00:19:35,451 --> 00:19:37,766
and none of them trying
to hit CompStat numbers,

561
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:39,906
we made fewer bad arrests.

562
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:43,010
Number of complaints
against officers, down 32%.

563
00:19:43,035 --> 00:19:45,046
Number of cases thrown out
at arraignment

564
00:19:45,071 --> 00:19:47,311
for insufficient evidence, down 34%.

565
00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:49,821
And here's the most
important thing we didn't do.

566
00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:52,091
We didn't make the community less safe.

567
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,079
Rates of major and violent crime,

568
00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:55,647
what actually matters, stayed the same.

569
00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:57,032
What are you saying?

570
00:19:57,057 --> 00:19:59,369
I'm saying the Nine-Nine
just became a case study

571
00:19:59,394 --> 00:20:00,738
for how a police force

572
00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:02,741
can work better with fewer police.

573
00:20:02,813 --> 00:20:04,791
Are you actually talking
about laying off cops?

574
00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:07,096
If these numbers persist,
I may have no choice.

575
00:20:07,121 --> 00:20:08,432
Then I'll just end the Blue Flu.

576
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:09,327
Great. That's what I want.

577
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:10,615
Then I won't end the Blue Flu.

578
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,091
Great. Fewer cops. That's what I want.

579
00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:13,338
You just said that...

580
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:18,836
This is a very frustrating
conversation.

581
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,509
I'd like to officially announce

582
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:22,221
that the Blue Flu is over.

583
00:20:22,297 --> 00:20:24,231
The uniformed officers are at work,

584
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,981
and we sent the Hitchcock-and-Scullys

585
00:20:26,006 --> 00:20:27,005
back to their home precincts.

586
00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:28,828
So everything's back to normal?

587
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:29,731
No, the opposite.

588
00:20:29,756 --> 00:20:31,271
We're gonna use
what we learned this week

589
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,836
to change the way
the NYPD polices our streets.

590
00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:35,491
Okay, awesome. Very inspiring.

591
00:20:35,516 --> 00:20:36,860
Now, on to more important things.

592
00:20:36,885 --> 00:20:39,992
I have obtained from Rosa
a photograph...

593
00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:42,741
of Captain Holt's tattoo.

594
00:20:42,766 --> 00:20:44,143
Oh.

595
00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:46,080
I'm sorry, Captain, but there's
nothing you can do

596
00:20:46,105 --> 00:20:47,449
that will stop me from revealing

597
00:20:47,474 --> 00:20:50,775
that your secret
and embarrassing tattoo is...

598
00:20:51,906 --> 00:20:53,750
- a dot?
- Huh?

599
00:20:53,996 --> 00:20:56,481
It's a decimal point.

600
00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:59,141
Ah, what a first-thought
mathematical symbol.

601
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:02,278
Might as well have gotten a
greater-than or equal-to sign.

602
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,459
I can't believe I spent
$2,000 on a dot.

603
00:21:04,561 --> 00:21:06,451
- You did?
- I know, Amy!

604
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,485
We're both upset about the same thing!

605
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,021
I got to call Rosa.

606
00:21:10,046 --> 00:21:11,533
_

607
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,701
Thank you for giving Peralta
the doctored photo.

608
00:21:16,726 --> 00:21:18,586
My allegiances are
to the highest bidder.

609
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,948
And you'll never tell anyone
what you saw?

610
00:21:19,973 --> 00:21:21,110
They wouldn't believe me if I did.

611
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,130
I mean, come on, sir.
It's a picture of...

612
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:28,466
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