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Wow. Independence Rock.

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Glorious, isn't she?

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Kinda looks like a turd to me.

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And not a solid turd, either.

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Just a sad loosey.

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It is not a sad loosey.

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Independence Rock marks the
halfway point of our journey.

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If we can make it there
by the 4th of July

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it means we're on track to get
to Oregon before winter.

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That's tomorrow. We'll never make that.

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We may not make it in one piece,

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but I'll get us there in time.

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Strap in.

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It's about to get bumpy.

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Hyah!

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Y'all hang on tight, Rev.

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You do realise we're still going

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incredibly slowly, right?

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These oxen are really humming now.

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I mean, we can only be going, uh...

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four, five miles an hour, tops.

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Stay with me, baby!

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Yeah, I'm probably just gonna
get out and walk.

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See you guys at
Independence Rock, I guess.

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Yee-haw!

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Isn't it wonderful?
All these brave pioneers

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taking a break from the trail

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to celebrate our great nation by...

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Gettin' drunk!

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All right, come on!

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Who's ready for some ale pong?

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I'm trying to get blackout by breakfast.

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Farmer John, you're up first.

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Come on, bitch.

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Hit me with another buffalo
slider, Granny McGill.

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A little early to be
hitting the red meat, no?

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I usually spend 4th of July with Zeke,

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but he's in his honeymoon wagon
with Phaedra,

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leaving me to eat my feelings.

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In that case, make it two.

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Oh, yeah? What's your problem?

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I'm just bummed that Trig

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never wants to see me ever again.

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You know, in some ways,
the emotional hurt

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is worse than the bullets
she put in my back.

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Well, no. The bullets
were actually much worse.

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I still have one lodged in
my spine that's sheer agony.

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Hey, Uncle Benny!

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Will you take us around the fair?

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Okay, squirt, I keep telling you...

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I'm not Uncle Benny. I'm Benny the Teen,

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the most feared outlaw alive.

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Please?

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Please?

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All right, you win.

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But if I hear one word about
balloon hats, I'll shoot you.

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Yes!

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Oh, Zeke!

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Happy 4th.

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Mm. Happy 4th to you, too.

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Whoo. Don't get too excited.

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I'm sorry, I am just exhausted.

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Phaedra and I have been
going at it all night.

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Oh, don't paint the whole picture.

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No, no, it's not that. We were praying.

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And don't get me wrong...

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I like praying as much
as the next God-fearing man.

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Twice a day, maybe three times

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if I have a snack in the middle.

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But I just wish there was something else
we could connect on, you know?

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Well, hey, why don't you
just forget about all that?

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Okay, this is our favourite holiday!

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Let's go get into some classic
Prudence/Zeke hijinks.

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- Hey, that's a great idea.
- Yeah.

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- And I'll bring Phaedra.
- Oh, um...

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This is what we can connect on.

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I mean, who can resist
the magic of July the 4th?

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You know, I kinda just meant,
like, a you and me thing.

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I'm gonna go tell her right now.
This is awesome. Pru, thank you so much.

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Granny, make it a double.

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Damn it! This stupid game is rigged!

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Better luck next time.

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Give me the bear.

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Do it.

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- Here you go.
- Yay!

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Thanks, Uncle Benny!

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Ah, you're welcome.

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No sudden moves.

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- 'Cause someone's getting a hug!
- Ooh!

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I missed you.

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Is this how you kill people?

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Oh, no. I'm not bounty hunting today.

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It's a national holiday.
Some union thing.

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Who's that, Uncle Benny?

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Hey, little guy.

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I'm an enemy of your Uncle Benny's.

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It's my job to hunt him down
and kill him

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because he's the most wanted
man in the country

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and he deserves to rot in hell!

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Even if everyone here
is going gaga for Trig.

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Wait, Trig is here?

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Oh, yeah. She's doing some big heist.

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It's part of this crazy
crime spree she's on.

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It's so stupid.

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Yeah.

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Stupid.

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Well, maybe I should just
check it out, though, right?

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Just see what all the fuss is about.

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Hey, kids. You want to check
out an active crime scene?

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Yay!

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Ah, so much to do!

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We could carve our names
into Independence Rock.

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Ooh, look! There's a meet-and-greet

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with Uncle Sam in
his White House Wonderland.

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- What sounds good to you?
- Uh, all of it.

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What do you think, Phaedra?

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Oh, um, sorry. What was the question?

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I'm just so confused by this sandwich.

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Right, yes. No, you want a more

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perpendicular entry, dear.

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- This?
- Ah, no.

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Like, turn it on its axis.

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The other axis. Rotate it, like...

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I'm sorry, I just... I don't get this.

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Or any of this. I mean, what exactly

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are we celebrating here?

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The pursuit of happiness?

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Happiness is an indulgence

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that should be run away from.

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Oh, no, you're just not
seeing it the right way.

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When I was at the orphanage growing up,

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I used to make an American flag

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out of a dirty old pillowcase.

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And I'd wave it around

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and pretend I was in
the Land of the Free.

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Ezekiel, you're not a...

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patriot, are you?

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- Well...
- Because the man I married

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loves God, not America.

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Sorry, no. A patriot. Yes.

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Um, no, I'm not that.

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No. Boo, America!

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What are you talking about?

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You're like the
biggest patriot I know...

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Ah! No, no, no, no, I'm not.

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I might have experimented

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with patriotism in college,
but that was just a phase.

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You know what we should do?

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We should protest this sick holiday.

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Haa...

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- Wouldn't that be righteous?
- Yes.

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Wonderful idea, dear.

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Well, at least it's
something we can connect on.

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Sorry.

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This is too many hot dogs.

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You... you took everything from us.

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You're a monster!

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Oh, that's so sweet!

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Thank you for coming to the robbery.

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Everyone, really, thank you.

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People are really freaked out by Trig?

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Dad?

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Okay, what part of
"I never want to see you again"

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don't you understand?

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God, you're like obsessed
with me or something.

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I'm not here to see you.

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I'll have you know, I'm here
on important business.

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Uncle Benny? I have to potty.

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Levi, you're killin' me!
You just went potty!

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Does cholera give you
a tiny bladder, too?

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Oh, my God, your new gang
seems pretty tough.

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Yeah, well, sorry
to steal the spotlight...

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but these folks now have

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a real bad guy to worry about!

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Get 'em up!

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Um, I'm sorry. Who are you again?

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Benny the Teen.

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Right! Yeah, I think my
parents were scared of you.

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Would you mind if I go back
to being robbed by Trig?

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Sorry, Benny. Looks like
I'm new hotness,

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and you're an old has-been.

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All right, laugh it up.

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This isn't the last
you've seen of Benny the Teen,

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not by a long shot!

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Let's go potty.

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Can you believe

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that people would deface
this perfectly good rock

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with this graffiti?

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"W.H. Collins and Co."?

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More like, "Erase You...

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Company," yeah.

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And erase you!

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- And erase you.
- Psst!

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Zeke!

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And erase you.

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- Pru, what are you doing here?
- What does it look like?

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I'm busting you out of here. Let's go.

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What in George Washington's
green earth are you doing?

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We are returning this rock

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to the way God made it,
you disgusting patriots.

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Oh, no. No, you did not.

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You need to take
that flat, rat-tail pompadour

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and pack it up, Bena-bitch Arnold.

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Ezekiel!

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Did you hear what he
just said to your wife?

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Yes.

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Defend my honour.

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- Right, um...
- Yes.

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You guys are bad.

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Good start.

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Now elaborate.

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I think that America is...

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dumb and

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red, white, and blue
are ugly, ugly colours.

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And all you patriots should...

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go back to England.

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Oh, now, you done did it.

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You're right, Thomas.

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It's not worth it.

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You don't feed the trolls.

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Come on, let's go.

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Good job, dear.

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You really showed
those flag-wavers who's boss.

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You're right, this is horrible.
I have to get out of here.

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Wow, yeah, you have
to be honest with Phaedra

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and tell her that you love America.

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Yeah, I could do that.

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Or, I could lie to her

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and live a completely separate
double life behind her back.

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Sure. Equally healthy option.

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I'm probably gonna do that one.

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All right, um... bye, sweetheart!

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Just going off for a quick break.

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- Okay.
- Just a normal break,

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doing normal things
for a normal amount of time.

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- She doesn't care. Let's go.
- Okay. The lie worked!

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I'm washed up?

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I'll show them who's washed up.

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- What are we doing here?
- Come on, kids!

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We need to come up with
something really bad

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that Uncle Benny can do,
on short notice!

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Emma! Get your head in the game!

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I'm gonna need you
to stop eating the grass,

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- and focus.
- This is boring.

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Can we go see Uncle Sam?

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I'm trying to come up
with my big comeback here!

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- We're not meeting Uncle Sam!
- Please?

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He's the coolest,
bestest guy in the world.

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He is, huh?

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The rest of you feel that way?

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Then I suppose it would be pretty bad

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if something were to happen to him?

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Yeah, really bad.

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Interesting.

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All right, let's go meet Uncle Sam.

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Yay!

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Why are you laughing so evilly?

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Shut up, Levi. No one likes a narc.

260
00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:51,251
Game! Bam! Drink up, Farmer John.

261
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,803
That's right. Todd
Aberdeen's back on top.

262
00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:57,697
Yes, I may have shat my pants
on multiple occasions,

263
00:10:57,722 --> 00:10:59,855
but at least I can still
dominate at ale pong.

264
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,556
Ooh, ale pong?

265
00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:04,243
Oh, I've always wanted to try.
Can I play?

266
00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:07,033
Sure, if you don't mind
getting your butt whooped.

267
00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,713
- What?
- That was fun!

268
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,027
Oh, can we play again?

269
00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:15,426
Yeah, okay, just...

270
00:11:15,568 --> 00:11:16,832
Rack 'em up.

271
00:11:17,725 --> 00:11:18,808
Bitch.

272
00:11:27,610 --> 00:11:30,046
Lib-er-ty! Lib-er-ty!

273
00:11:30,070 --> 00:11:31,126
Can you believe this is the most fun

274
00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:32,966
I've had on my honeymoon
and my wife isn't even here?

275
00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:35,436
Hey, I get it.
The highlight of my honeymoon

276
00:11:35,469 --> 00:11:36,766
was the night Todd passed out early

277
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,235
and I ate a whole cake in the tub.

278
00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:40,498
I just... I thought marriage
would be different, you know?

279
00:11:40,523 --> 00:11:43,896
I thought it'd be fun, and adventures

280
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,316
and, I don't know, fireworks.

281
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:49,316
I guess we don't always end
up with our fireworks person.

282
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,826
Uh-oh, stop the parade!

283
00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,156
- Whoa.
- Troll alert.

284
00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:00,664
Look out, everybody. Whoop whoop!

285
00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:03,666
I am so terribly sorry about
what I said to you earlier.

286
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,086
The truth is, that wasn't me at all.

287
00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:07,220
I actually love the 4th of July.

288
00:12:07,244 --> 00:12:09,603
I... knew it!

289
00:12:09,672 --> 00:12:11,859
My USA-dar is flawless!

290
00:12:11,884 --> 00:12:14,775
Now come on, and get
your tushies on this float!

291
00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:16,756
Let's do it.

292
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,314
Nice to meet you, little Levi.

293
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,856
Now tell Uncle Sam,
what's your 4th of July wish?

294
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,054
I wish for a cure for my polio,

295
00:12:24,079 --> 00:12:26,226
and rickets, and scurvy, and measles...

296
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,215
Uh, I'll see what I can do.

297
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:31,301
And Levi, I want you...

298
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,719
to have a happy 4th of July.

299
00:12:35,073 --> 00:12:36,095
- All right.
- There you go.

300
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,996
Great wishes, kids. All right, now,

301
00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,252
I need you to wait outside.

302
00:12:39,303 --> 00:12:41,190
I'm gonna have a little word
with Uncle Sam.

303
00:12:41,215 --> 00:12:42,524
Off you go.

304
00:12:42,549 --> 00:12:44,273
Get along, little doggies.

305
00:12:45,509 --> 00:12:46,876
Here's the deal.

306
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,716
I need to pull off
an unspeakably heinous crime

307
00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,336
to outdo my daughter, and...

308
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,826
long story short, I need to kidnap you.

309
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:56,241
- Oh.
- Yeah, I know, it sucks.

310
00:12:56,507 --> 00:12:58,720
I hope you take it
as a compliment, though.

311
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,976
- I understand.
- Good.

312
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,686
And I hope you understand that Uncle Sam

313
00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:05,522
doesn't go down without a fight!

314
00:13:10,478 --> 00:13:12,080
How are you so jacked?

315
00:13:12,105 --> 00:13:14,944
I want you... to die!

316
00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:20,890
Ooh!

317
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:30,796
Ah, don't worry, kids.

318
00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,426
Sam's just taking a little nap.

319
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,346
Hey, help me drag his body out of here.

320
00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:36,426
Yeah! I friggin' love you, America,

321
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,215
and I don't care who knows it!

322
00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:41,218
Yas, honey! You better crown
that good with brotherhood!

323
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:44,077
- Ezekiel!
- Aah!

324
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,026
What are you doing up there?

325
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,423
Um, this isn't
what it looks like. I'm...

326
00:13:52,478 --> 00:13:53,839
Look, Phaedra,

327
00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:56,336
I want to be a good husband to you.

328
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:59,653
But that also means
being honest with you.

329
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,167
I love America.

330
00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:04,581
I know this must come
as a huge shock to you

331
00:14:04,605 --> 00:14:06,966
but I really hope you can find
some way of accepting it

332
00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:11,492
because it... it is
a huge part of who I am.

333
00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,919
I absolutely do not accept that.

334
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:20,209
That part of you
makes me sick and revolted

335
00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:22,469
and the fact that we are
even having this conversation

336
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,026
makes me want to throw myself
off a cliff.

337
00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:27,736
Now get off that float immediately.

338
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,776
Yes, dear.

339
00:14:29,029 --> 00:14:32,099
Yikes. That's a hard attitude
to move forward from.

340
00:14:32,394 --> 00:14:33,403
Zeke, wait.

341
00:14:33,441 --> 00:14:35,196
Haven't you done enough harm already?

342
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,521
Go back to your own husband.

343
00:14:37,666 --> 00:14:38,666
Go.

344
00:14:39,468 --> 00:14:41,296
Excuse me, ma'am? I'm so sorry,

345
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,955
but I think I may
have killed your husband.

346
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,598
And, uh, not to pile on,

347
00:14:48,623 --> 00:14:50,660
but I think he shit his pants.

348
00:14:51,043 --> 00:14:52,470
He shit his pants.

349
00:14:52,495 --> 00:14:54,027
Happy 4th.

350
00:14:58,087 --> 00:14:59,795
Step this way, guys.

351
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,275
All right, I got you all
the best seat in the house.

352
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,356
Uh, thanks, but we really
don't have time for fireworks.

353
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,026
We got back-to-back heists tomorrow.

354
00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:10,576
Trust me. You're not gonna
want to miss this.

355
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,330
It's gonna be a real explosion.

356
00:15:13,641 --> 00:15:16,191
Mm, yeah. That's what
fireworks do. They explode.

357
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,206
Just watch, please.

358
00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:21,166
Fireworks!

359
00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:23,550
Fireworks! Fireworks!

360
00:15:23,575 --> 00:15:26,481
Folks, folks, folks, folks!
I got some bad news.

361
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:30,223
Uncle Sam is not gonna be introducing
the fireworks show.

362
00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:32,386
Because...

363
00:15:33,278 --> 00:15:35,606
he is the fireworks show.

364
00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:37,756
I want you...

365
00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:39,200
to help me!

366
00:15:39,224 --> 00:15:41,697
Boy, you get a lot of mileage
out of that line, don't you?

367
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,894
That's right, folks!

368
00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:48,348
Benny the Teen is gonna blow
up Uncle Sam, on the 4th of July.

369
00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:52,446
Now who's the baddest outlaw in town?

370
00:15:52,471 --> 00:15:54,823
Damn. That is cold-blooded.

371
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,956
Ooh.

372
00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,440
Whoo!

373
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,340
You're not really gonna
blow up Uncle Sam, are you?

374
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,293
Yeah, actually, I am.

375
00:16:10,084 --> 00:16:11,254
Why?

376
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:14,556
Because I need to be back on top.

377
00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:16,928
If I'm not the number one
outlaw in town,

378
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:19,155
then, I'm nobody.

379
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:20,526
That's not true.

380
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:23,593
You're my Uncle Benny. I love you.

381
00:16:28,346 --> 00:16:29,801
Damn you, Levi.

382
00:16:29,826 --> 00:16:32,666
How dare you melt my heart
at a time like this?

383
00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:36,249
All right, hold on, Sam.

384
00:16:36,423 --> 00:16:37,923
I'm coming for you.

385
00:16:40,558 --> 00:16:41,574
- Oh!
- Come on.

386
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:42,777
Jump!

387
00:16:52,318 --> 00:16:53,794
Ezekiel!

388
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:58,352
I can't believe it.
My own husband, a patriot.

389
00:16:58,376 --> 00:16:59,922
But there is still hope.

390
00:16:59,947 --> 00:17:02,555
We are going to pray the USA away.

391
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:03,857
All night, if we have to.

392
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:05,828
Are you sure we can't just
watch the fireworks first?

393
00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:07,101
Absolutely not.

394
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,696
Watching rockets being
shot off into the sky

395
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,058
is a literal assault on heaven.

396
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,996
Dear God, let apple pie

397
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,269
be like ash in his mouth.

398
00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:18,440
I'm gonna get my fireworks.

399
00:17:18,465 --> 00:17:20,660
In fact, make him a cake guy.

400
00:17:20,685 --> 00:17:23,104
Vanilla only, obviously.

401
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,105
Prudence!

402
00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:29,233
- Pru!
- Oh, my God.

403
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:30,426
Zeke, what?

404
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,588
Wow, Todd. Do you know about your face?

405
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:37,226
Yes. I blacked out earlier
and apparently some hoodlums

406
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,784
drew penile phalluses on my face.

407
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:43,026
Sorry about that. Is Pru here?

408
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:44,606
Uh, I don't know where she is.

409
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,276
And now, if you'll excuse me,

410
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,900
I have to go make sick out of both ends.

411
00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:53,842
Zeke.

412
00:17:55,771 --> 00:17:56,944
Pru.

413
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,830
Wow.

414
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,326
Well, I have to say thank you
for those seats.

415
00:18:33,351 --> 00:18:35,036
We got a great view of you

416
00:18:35,061 --> 00:18:37,013
going soft in front of everyone.

417
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,126
Let's go, boys.

418
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,479
We got a bounty hunter on our tail.

419
00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:43,014
Bye, Dad.

420
00:18:46,153 --> 00:18:47,249
Dingus?

421
00:18:47,624 --> 00:18:49,554
Oh, my God. So awkward.

422
00:18:57,258 --> 00:18:59,099
Okay, no, wait. I have to go this time.

423
00:18:59,124 --> 00:19:00,456
Okay, just wait.

424
00:19:01,982 --> 00:19:04,197
- Okay, go.
- Okay. Bye.

425
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,878
- Bye.
- Bye.

426
00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,236
God, I love this holiday.

427
00:19:13,112 --> 00:19:14,326
Benny. Um,

428
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:16,286
what are you doing up at this hour?

429
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:18,246
I could ask the same thing of you, Rev.

430
00:19:19,113 --> 00:19:21,108
Um, are you... You going somewhere?

431
00:19:21,132 --> 00:19:23,910
I sure am. Far away from here.

432
00:19:24,202 --> 00:19:25,998
I made a big mistake tonight,

433
00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:27,676
and it's your fault.

434
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,414
How... how is it my fault?

435
00:19:29,439 --> 00:19:31,108
'Cause you made me soft!

436
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,266
All your stupid
"love thy neighbour" crap

437
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:36,438
must've rubbed off on me,
and it made me weak.

438
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,233
No, Benny, that... That is not weakness.

439
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,486
That's strength.

440
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:44,196
That means deep down inside,
you are a good person.

441
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:47,446
Don't say that!
I'm Benny the Teen, god damn it!

442
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:49,706
The meanest son of a bitch there is.

443
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,911
And nobody can take that away from me.

444
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:55,113
But, no, I mean,
you can't just leave us!

445
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,994
We'll never get to Oregon without you.

446
00:19:57,018 --> 00:20:00,115
That's not my problem.
Maybe you haven't heard.

447
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,850
I'm a bad guy.

448
00:20:03,817 --> 00:20:04,936
Is that Benny?

449
00:20:04,961 --> 00:20:06,662
What is going on out here?

450
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,394
We're [BLEEP].

451
00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:16,863
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