1 00:00:01,023 --> 00:00:02,640 Previously on "Fantasy Island"... 2 00:00:02,689 --> 00:00:03,975 Ruby, this is Ms. Elena Roarke. 3 00:00:04,063 --> 00:00:05,812 Welcome to Fantasy Island. 4 00:00:05,929 --> 00:00:07,217 I can't cure your cancer. 5 00:00:07,266 --> 00:00:10,450 I'm looking for a fantasy, not a miracle. 6 00:00:10,602 --> 00:00:12,751 I truly believe the island was speaking to you. 7 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:16,274 I would like to invite you to stay on Fantasy Island. 8 00:00:30,216 --> 00:00:33,061 _ 9 00:00:33,087 --> 00:00:35,570 Uniforms? 10 00:00:36,144 --> 00:00:38,946 Nobody said nothing about no damn uniform. 11 00:00:46,062 --> 00:00:48,288 Well, um... 12 00:00:58,484 --> 00:01:00,908 Wow, look at you. 13 00:01:00,986 --> 00:01:03,457 Eh? Just a little something. 14 00:01:03,505 --> 00:01:04,671 I know. 15 00:01:04,907 --> 00:01:06,967 You know, I haven't worn a uniform 16 00:01:07,016 --> 00:01:08,686 since I was in grade school, 17 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,326 but I think I can make this work. 18 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,691 Yes, you can. 19 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,055 Oh, there's the plane. 20 00:01:15,172 --> 00:01:17,347 Okay, let's go. 21 00:01:27,446 --> 00:01:29,024 I know I'm new here, 22 00:01:29,073 --> 00:01:31,151 but isn't the dock the other way? 23 00:01:31,199 --> 00:01:32,532 Yeah, but sometimes, 24 00:01:32,608 --> 00:01:35,109 guests arrange for an alternate arrival. 25 00:01:42,434 --> 00:01:44,888 Ruby, look up. 26 00:01:45,046 --> 00:01:46,453 What? 27 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:48,789 I love my job. I love it. 28 00:01:48,883 --> 00:01:52,126 That will be Daphne Madden and Zev Randall of San Francisco. 29 00:01:52,537 --> 00:01:54,295 Okay. 30 00:01:54,371 --> 00:01:56,251 You know, Mel wanted to skydive once? 31 00:01:56,299 --> 00:01:57,304 - Huh? - Uh-huh. 32 00:01:57,353 --> 00:01:58,716 Yeah, I told him he was crazy. 33 00:01:58,850 --> 00:01:59,967 On Fantasy Island, 34 00:02:00,016 --> 00:02:01,037 you'll find that it's best 35 00:02:01,086 --> 00:02:02,248 to meet people where they're at 36 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:03,637 without judgment. 37 00:02:03,714 --> 00:02:06,161 Right, now, I sort of get what you do 38 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:09,991 with all the making the impossible possible stuff, 39 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:13,140 but what exactly am I supposed to do? 40 00:02:13,478 --> 00:02:15,721 We have to figure that out together. 41 00:02:16,911 --> 00:02:18,561 The island chose you to be here 42 00:02:18,609 --> 00:02:20,374 to be my right hand, I'm guessing, 43 00:02:20,422 --> 00:02:21,968 because you have an intuitive way 44 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:23,324 of knowing what's needed. 45 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,097 Well, I sure hope so. 46 00:02:25,202 --> 00:02:27,978 Also, laugh at my jokes. 47 00:02:28,038 --> 00:02:29,963 Done. 48 00:02:30,114 --> 00:02:32,132 Just... Just be you. 49 00:02:32,283 --> 00:02:34,431 Also, we have one other guest today, 50 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,314 so keep an eye on the east bungalows 51 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:38,305 this afternoon, please... room 112. 52 00:02:38,456 --> 00:02:40,486 Room 112. Got it. 53 00:02:40,712 --> 00:02:42,085 Oh, here they are. 54 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:44,311 - Smiles. - Ah. 55 00:02:45,814 --> 00:02:47,826 - Whoo! - Whoo! 56 00:02:47,874 --> 00:02:49,632 Whoo! 57 00:02:49,710 --> 00:02:51,776 That was incredible. 58 00:02:54,483 --> 00:02:57,306 Ms. Madden, Mr. Randall, I'm Elena Roarke, your host. 59 00:02:57,384 --> 00:02:59,734 Welcome to Fantasy Island. 60 00:03:06,423 --> 00:03:11,484 CREDITS 61 00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:15,552 So tell me. What can the island do for you? 62 00:03:15,671 --> 00:03:18,757 Uh, well, our-our fantasy is to have the ultimate adventure. 63 00:03:18,843 --> 00:03:21,422 So not just any adventure, but the ultimate. 64 00:03:21,575 --> 00:03:23,233 I like a challenge. 65 00:03:23,296 --> 00:03:25,232 Well, I warn you. We have a pretty high bar. 66 00:03:25,281 --> 00:03:28,432 Yeah, we got married at the top of Mount Kilimanjaro, 67 00:03:28,488 --> 00:03:31,210 and we actually exchanged carabiners instead of rings. 68 00:03:31,259 --> 00:03:32,679 It was incredibly romantic. 69 00:03:32,728 --> 00:03:34,015 And we promised each other 70 00:03:34,064 --> 00:03:35,835 that the adventure would never end. 71 00:03:35,968 --> 00:03:37,691 And how is that going for you? 72 00:03:37,770 --> 00:03:38,835 We did it. 73 00:03:38,884 --> 00:03:40,396 We designed our life to be free. 74 00:03:40,445 --> 00:03:42,703 - No kids, no pets. - Don't even own a fern. 75 00:03:42,752 --> 00:03:44,762 Mm. That's what you both wanted? 76 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:46,892 - Yeah, 100%. - Yep. 77 00:03:46,941 --> 00:03:50,877 Wow, well, it sounds like your life is a fantasy. 78 00:03:51,108 --> 00:03:52,973 The thing is, um, 79 00:03:53,031 --> 00:03:55,244 we haven't been anywhere in years. 80 00:03:55,488 --> 00:03:57,091 You know, jobs get in the way. 81 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:59,210 Zev teaches literature and I'm in sales. 82 00:03:59,355 --> 00:04:02,887 Well, she'd be running her division if she pushed for it. 83 00:04:03,146 --> 00:04:04,541 Just waiting for the right moment 84 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:07,164 to make my move, as we've discussed. 85 00:04:07,284 --> 00:04:08,726 Um... 86 00:04:08,775 --> 00:04:10,969 Truth is, we-we haven't been connecting 87 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:12,554 in the ways we used to. 88 00:04:12,602 --> 00:04:14,380 And... Can I say? 89 00:04:15,158 --> 00:04:18,733 Um, we're not really having sex anymore. 90 00:04:19,483 --> 00:04:21,475 Yeah, we just wanna be 91 00:04:21,523 --> 00:04:24,124 like we were at the top of Kilimanjaro. 92 00:04:24,436 --> 00:04:27,573 We can make that happen, yeah... 93 00:04:27,773 --> 00:04:29,880 She can, I assume. 94 00:04:29,929 --> 00:04:32,281 I-I can. Yeah, of course. 95 00:04:32,436 --> 00:04:35,405 But adventures of Fantasy Island can be dangerous. 96 00:04:35,453 --> 00:04:37,695 You'll most likely see each other in a new light. 97 00:04:37,847 --> 00:04:39,393 Well, we're not afraid of anything, 98 00:04:39,442 --> 00:04:40,694 so... 99 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,033 Let the adventure begin. 100 00:04:43,112 --> 00:04:45,280 Your fantasy begins with a rejuvenating treatment 101 00:04:45,329 --> 00:04:47,694 - at our rainforest spa. - Thank you so much. 102 00:04:47,743 --> 00:04:48,967 - We really need this. - Thank you. 103 00:04:49,016 --> 00:04:50,751 You wouldn't be here if you didn't. 104 00:04:50,951 --> 00:04:53,561 Nobody comes to Fantasy Island by accident. 105 00:04:54,726 --> 00:04:55,805 Well, okay. 106 00:04:55,854 --> 00:04:57,833 I am off to hover around room 112. 107 00:04:57,882 --> 00:04:59,359 Oh, thank you. 108 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,702 You know, I... 109 00:05:03,007 --> 00:05:05,602 It's just... It's just the strangest feeling. 110 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:07,619 A week ago, I was like a... 111 00:05:07,929 --> 00:05:09,318 A dying old lady, 112 00:05:09,367 --> 00:05:11,030 and now I feel like a... 113 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,990 Girl who just left home for the first time. 114 00:05:14,352 --> 00:05:15,911 Mm. 115 00:05:16,628 --> 00:05:17,856 Good morning, Mrs. Akuda. 116 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:19,780 Oh, morning, Javier. 117 00:05:19,828 --> 00:05:21,496 But I think it's just Ruby now. 118 00:05:21,885 --> 00:05:24,153 Okay. Yes, ma'am. 119 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,335 And how are you, Elena? 120 00:05:28,843 --> 00:05:31,522 Is there a reason I should be anything but fine? 121 00:05:31,734 --> 00:05:33,204 Come on. 122 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,139 I know you're not the biggest fan of change... 123 00:05:35,296 --> 00:05:36,828 Or making new friends. 124 00:05:36,906 --> 00:05:38,569 Oh, you mean Ruby? 125 00:05:38,617 --> 00:05:39,809 I'm thrilled she's here. 126 00:05:39,938 --> 00:05:42,213 Okay, good. Just checking. 127 00:05:42,262 --> 00:05:43,397 Yeah, we're gonna bond. 128 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:44,535 Girl time. 129 00:05:44,704 --> 00:05:45,772 Girl time? 130 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:47,430 - Bonding? - Yeah. 131 00:05:47,479 --> 00:05:49,830 I thought that wasn't your thing. 132 00:05:50,013 --> 00:05:51,696 Take it easy. 133 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,159 Mm-hmm. 134 00:05:57,535 --> 00:05:59,660 Girl time? 135 00:06:05,395 --> 00:06:06,682 Oh, this is nice. 136 00:06:06,878 --> 00:06:08,952 I know. I'm so relaxed. 137 00:06:09,588 --> 00:06:11,802 Beats you grading papers till midnight. 138 00:06:12,346 --> 00:06:15,776 And you seething about Tim promoting Steve over you. 139 00:06:16,987 --> 00:06:19,727 Wow. Less relaxed. 140 00:06:22,197 --> 00:06:24,364 I mean, is something supposed to happen? 141 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,274 I don't know, maybe the adventure starts tomorrow. 142 00:06:26,323 --> 00:06:28,236 Look, I'm sorry about the Steve thing. 143 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:30,678 It's fine. 144 00:06:31,627 --> 00:06:32,917 I love you. 145 00:06:38,576 --> 00:06:41,142 What just happened? 146 00:06:41,562 --> 00:06:42,653 Oh, my God. 147 00:06:42,805 --> 00:06:44,580 - I'm you! - I'm you! 148 00:06:44,657 --> 00:06:47,203 I'm you! 149 00:06:47,251 --> 00:06:49,085 Tha... tha... that's mine! 150 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:50,609 She "Face/Off" -ed us! 151 00:06:50,658 --> 00:06:52,750 This isn't "Face/Off." This is "Freaky Friday." 152 00:06:52,799 --> 00:06:54,244 She "Freaky Friday" -ed us! 153 00:06:54,293 --> 00:06:56,947 - How did they do it? - Ugh, I'm so hairy. 154 00:06:58,182 --> 00:06:59,385 Oh. 155 00:06:59,473 --> 00:07:01,974 Wow, these look different from up here. 156 00:07:02,666 --> 00:07:04,291 - Heavy. - Let's see if we can change back. 157 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,500 Kiss me. 158 00:07:06,596 --> 00:07:07,728 That would be a no. 159 00:07:07,784 --> 00:07:09,799 Oh, my God, I just realized I can pee standing up. 160 00:07:09,848 --> 00:07:12,151 Okay, all right, there's more to men than... 161 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:14,773 what? 162 00:07:14,822 --> 00:07:15,939 What are you, what are you 163 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:17,095 looking at me like that for? 164 00:07:17,173 --> 00:07:18,259 I'm looking at me. 165 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,273 I don't look half bad. Turn around. 166 00:07:20,322 --> 00:07:22,009 I thought my guns were more impressive. 167 00:07:22,291 --> 00:07:25,000 That's a little bit of a disappointment. 168 00:07:25,322 --> 00:07:26,837 I mean, I knew this was gonna be 169 00:07:26,886 --> 00:07:27,902 a physical challenge, 170 00:07:27,951 --> 00:07:30,547 but I had no idea it would be like this. 171 00:07:31,294 --> 00:07:34,313 Well, Roarke said this could be a dangerous adventure. 172 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:38,164 Looking through your eyes, what am I gonna discover? 173 00:07:40,573 --> 00:07:43,073 _ 174 00:07:48,462 --> 00:07:49,720 Oh, hello. 175 00:07:49,872 --> 00:07:51,555 Believe I've been told to keep an eye out for you. 176 00:07:51,757 --> 00:07:53,196 You're new. 177 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,571 That's right. Can I help you? 178 00:07:55,987 --> 00:07:57,931 You can tell Roarke I'm awake. 179 00:07:58,023 --> 00:07:59,368 Thank you. 180 00:08:01,678 --> 00:08:03,111 Oh, I... 181 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:33,263 This is harder than I thought. 182 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:35,659 Oh, this is messy. 183 00:08:38,024 --> 00:08:39,904 I feel like you can pull off bangs. 184 00:08:40,036 --> 00:08:41,513 You mess with my hair, you die. 185 00:08:44,099 --> 00:08:48,076 So I'm you and you're me. 186 00:08:48,599 --> 00:08:50,061 What should we do next? 187 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:51,497 I don't know, we got all that... 188 00:08:51,935 --> 00:08:54,117 Banana stuff on us, so... 189 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:02,310 Wanna join me in the shower? 190 00:09:02,606 --> 00:09:05,629 Is this how you feel every time you see me naked? 191 00:09:05,781 --> 00:09:07,297 'Cause this is intense. 192 00:09:07,419 --> 00:09:08,474 I told you. 193 00:09:08,522 --> 00:09:10,567 Men are visual creatures. 194 00:09:10,704 --> 00:09:11,795 You really are. 195 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,235 Okay, this is disorienting, 196 00:09:14,398 --> 00:09:17,428 but, like, weirdly arousing. 197 00:09:17,579 --> 00:09:19,079 Should we give it a try? 198 00:09:19,356 --> 00:09:21,191 It's the adventurous thing to do. 199 00:09:23,223 --> 00:09:26,408 Wow, you're like a teenager again. 200 00:09:26,485 --> 00:09:28,902 You too, but extra. 201 00:09:30,592 --> 00:09:31,659 Oh, yeah. 202 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,016 Oh, you weigh a lot. 203 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:36,052 I weigh a lot, I guess. 204 00:09:36,153 --> 00:09:37,935 This is... 205 00:09:38,446 --> 00:09:39,703 Much better. 206 00:09:39,752 --> 00:09:41,883 All right, kiss me. 207 00:09:42,997 --> 00:09:44,674 I can kiss for hours. 208 00:09:44,778 --> 00:09:46,060 Really? 'Cause I'm feeling, 209 00:09:46,108 --> 00:09:47,495 like, a certain momentum happening. 210 00:09:47,771 --> 00:09:49,667 Yeah, well... Okay, all right. 211 00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:51,073 Yeah, no, that's not good. 212 00:09:51,122 --> 00:09:53,472 Wait, "that's not good"? I do that to you all the time. 213 00:09:53,521 --> 00:09:55,512 Oh, right. Yeah, sorry. No, that's not good. 214 00:09:55,589 --> 00:09:57,028 Why didn't you say anything? 215 00:09:57,106 --> 00:09:58,394 Baby, I don't like to make waves. 216 00:09:58,442 --> 00:10:00,288 Right. Yeah. 217 00:10:00,336 --> 00:10:02,427 But I do always tell you to go slower. 218 00:10:02,505 --> 00:10:04,741 Okay. I get that now. 219 00:10:04,864 --> 00:10:06,294 What? 220 00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:08,052 Oh, you're done. 221 00:10:08,101 --> 00:10:10,131 I'm done. 222 00:10:10,179 --> 00:10:11,996 All right, just, 223 00:10:12,515 --> 00:10:14,290 gotta learn control, babe. 224 00:10:15,143 --> 00:10:16,458 I'm sorry. 225 00:10:20,571 --> 00:10:22,159 It's fine. 226 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:28,092 Why am I crying? 227 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:37,146 Good afternoon, Mr. Randall, Ms. Madden. 228 00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:38,611 Has your fantasy begun? 229 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:39,866 Oh, you know it has. 230 00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:41,314 You called us by the right names. 231 00:10:41,363 --> 00:10:43,075 And is it exhilarating? 232 00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,182 You know, like being in Kilimanjaro? 233 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,155 Well, it's, uh... 234 00:10:46,306 --> 00:10:47,714 No, no, no, it's... it's too much. 235 00:10:47,808 --> 00:10:48,807 I mean, I can feel this testosterone 236 00:10:48,884 --> 00:10:50,021 just going through my veins 237 00:10:50,069 --> 00:10:51,994 and it's just making me feel pissed! 238 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,359 Oh, okay, well, you learn to regulate those effects. 239 00:10:55,407 --> 00:10:57,118 - It's okay. - Well, I hope so, 240 00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:58,807 because he keeps... I mean... 241 00:10:58,855 --> 00:10:59,930 It's unbelievable. 242 00:10:59,979 --> 00:11:01,430 I keep bursting into tears. 243 00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:03,391 What is that? I don't do that. 244 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,493 I don't know. I'm sorry. 245 00:11:04,542 --> 00:11:06,042 You're giving women a bad name. 246 00:11:06,091 --> 00:11:07,362 Okay, I got it. 247 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:08,705 I'm good. 248 00:11:09,315 --> 00:11:11,761 And, Ms. Madden, how are you adjusting to this new reality? 249 00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,505 Well, for one thing, 250 00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:15,829 there's a sort of dull pain that won't go away. 251 00:11:15,878 --> 00:11:18,265 We are taking you to a cardiologist when we're back. 252 00:11:18,314 --> 00:11:19,876 I'm telling you right now. 253 00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:26,579 Daphne and I are blown away by this adventure, 254 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,026 we really are, but... 255 00:11:28,074 --> 00:11:29,415 Ready to switch back now. 256 00:11:29,573 --> 00:11:31,260 Well, the thing is, every fantasy 257 00:11:31,308 --> 00:11:32,669 runs a natural course, 258 00:11:32,718 --> 00:11:35,629 and yours has just begun. 259 00:11:35,979 --> 00:11:38,267 So try to enjoy it. It's a great adventure. 260 00:11:38,518 --> 00:11:39,839 I mean, you really haven't walked a mile 261 00:11:39,887 --> 00:11:41,055 in each other's shoes yet. 262 00:11:41,607 --> 00:11:44,299 Set your whole foot down. Don't lead with your heel. 263 00:11:44,348 --> 00:11:45,877 Why is your back bent over like that? 264 00:11:45,941 --> 00:11:48,220 Oh, that would be from the agonizing pain. 265 00:11:48,269 --> 00:11:50,373 - These make no sense. - I can't with these shorts. 266 00:11:50,421 --> 00:11:53,226 Do you tuck the leg in to the other leg or just... 267 00:11:53,274 --> 00:11:55,879 No, no, no, don't... don't bunch 'em up. 268 00:11:55,927 --> 00:11:57,564 What are you doing to my ass? 269 00:11:57,612 --> 00:11:58,703 Come on... oh! 270 00:11:58,854 --> 00:12:01,038 Oh, God! 271 00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:02,828 Here, just sit down. 272 00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:04,237 Just sit down. 273 00:12:04,285 --> 00:12:06,377 Do your makeup while I get impatient 274 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,390 because my face can just walk out the door 275 00:12:08,439 --> 00:12:10,795 without needing to do a damn thing to it. 276 00:12:11,436 --> 00:12:13,259 You think I can't do this? 277 00:12:13,392 --> 00:12:15,178 I'm the master of lip balm. 278 00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:16,936 Watch this. 279 00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,225 - Huh? - That's actually pretty good. 280 00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:19,514 Yeah, yeah. 281 00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:21,559 That's hot. Why is that hot? 282 00:12:23,638 --> 00:12:25,062 Please. 283 00:12:25,214 --> 00:12:27,064 Here you are, sir. 284 00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:29,419 You see that? 285 00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:30,582 He didn't even look at me. 286 00:12:30,631 --> 00:12:32,067 It's like I wasn't even here. 287 00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:33,123 Yeah, welcome to my life. 288 00:12:33,171 --> 00:12:34,436 Wait, no, no, no, I want... 289 00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:36,353 The whole He-Man experience. 290 00:12:42,714 --> 00:12:44,485 Did you see me flexing? 291 00:12:44,534 --> 00:12:48,039 Correction, I saw me flexing. 292 00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:50,162 Also, I... I get what you liked about 293 00:12:50,239 --> 00:12:51,997 watching me put make up on. 294 00:12:52,074 --> 00:12:53,824 I think Roarke is right. 295 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,593 This is gonna bring us closer. 296 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,928 Well, it's hard not to be honest with each other 297 00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,544 when we are each other. 298 00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:04,335 That guy is staring at me. 299 00:13:06,842 --> 00:13:08,710 Do you think he can tell? 300 00:13:09,183 --> 00:13:10,609 No, I don't think he can tell. 301 00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:12,416 I think he's just checking you out. 302 00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:14,007 Really? 303 00:13:14,056 --> 00:13:15,997 That guy better keep his eye on his own dinner. 304 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:19,022 Well, well, well, you're jealous. 305 00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:20,952 Let's just order. 306 00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:40,788 Hope it's all right to give him people food. 307 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,516 It's perfectly fine. 308 00:13:47,945 --> 00:13:50,187 You look the same. 309 00:13:50,374 --> 00:13:51,776 Well, you look older. 310 00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:53,393 Really? 311 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,394 Kept out of the sun. 312 00:13:55,546 --> 00:13:57,760 You know, a lot has happened in five years. 313 00:13:58,317 --> 00:13:59,954 Been catching up. 314 00:14:00,268 --> 00:14:02,379 Tablets got better since last time. 315 00:14:02,506 --> 00:14:04,186 They still feel like "Star Trek" to me. 316 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,405 But from what I can tell, it was an, 317 00:14:07,453 --> 00:14:09,551 excellent five years to miss. 318 00:14:09,836 --> 00:14:12,202 The next five might be great. 319 00:14:12,776 --> 00:14:15,156 Wake me in five years and tell me. 320 00:14:15,545 --> 00:14:17,771 You won't be able to work through your grief this way. 321 00:14:17,886 --> 00:14:19,960 I'm not trying to work through it. 322 00:14:20,162 --> 00:14:22,346 I'm trying to sleep through it. 323 00:14:22,505 --> 00:14:25,446 I'd like to go back to sleep right now, in fact. 324 00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:27,022 I've seen enough. 325 00:14:27,071 --> 00:14:29,164 Okay, that's not the deal my great uncle made. 326 00:14:29,561 --> 00:14:31,634 Now, you're allowed to sleep on Fantasy Island 327 00:14:31,683 --> 00:14:33,272 for as long as you wish... 328 00:14:33,428 --> 00:14:34,551 But every five years, 329 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,680 you have to spend at least 48 hours awake. 330 00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:39,944 48 hours... 331 00:14:40,274 --> 00:14:41,981 Not a minute more. 332 00:14:58,943 --> 00:15:00,342 Hmm. 333 00:15:02,888 --> 00:15:05,222 That guy is still staring at your boobs. 334 00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:09,405 Well, the outfit is a crowd pleaser. 335 00:15:10,052 --> 00:15:11,404 I wanna punch that guy. 336 00:15:11,651 --> 00:15:12,925 Is this how you feel all the time? 337 00:15:12,974 --> 00:15:15,762 Because I don't understand how we let men run country. 338 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,935 You just got to 339 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,724 adjust to the testosterone, like Roarke said. 340 00:15:19,772 --> 00:15:20,963 All right? 341 00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:22,828 Ugh. Chin. 342 00:15:23,064 --> 00:15:24,381 So unsatisfying. 343 00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:25,945 I miss my stubble so much. 344 00:15:26,298 --> 00:15:27,964 Hey, you. 345 00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:29,862 Stop staring at her boobs. 346 00:15:29,956 --> 00:15:31,129 Those are mine. 347 00:15:31,255 --> 00:15:33,894 Well, they're not yours, at the moment. 348 00:15:33,943 --> 00:15:35,708 Like hell they're not. I grew them myself. 349 00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:37,266 Can you just calm down? 350 00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:38,730 I can't protect you in this body. 351 00:15:38,779 --> 00:15:40,537 I don't need protecting. Look at me. 352 00:15:40,587 --> 00:15:42,529 I'm gonna walk over there and demand that I'm hurt. 353 00:15:42,578 --> 00:15:43,950 Isn't that what you want? 354 00:15:44,097 --> 00:15:45,607 No, I want you... 355 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:46,904 To speak up! 356 00:15:46,976 --> 00:15:48,808 And ask your boss for the promotion 357 00:15:48,857 --> 00:15:50,916 you deserve and you've worked hard for. 358 00:15:50,964 --> 00:15:52,937 Instead of making excuses. 359 00:15:53,107 --> 00:15:55,016 - Excuses? - Yeah. 360 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,219 "Ooh, it's not the right moment." 361 00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:59,076 "He lost his golf game." 362 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,613 "Mercury's in retrograde." 363 00:16:00,662 --> 00:16:02,734 News flash: it's not about him. 364 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,469 It's about you. 365 00:16:05,977 --> 00:16:07,372 Man up. 366 00:16:08,621 --> 00:16:10,041 Wow. 367 00:16:11,264 --> 00:16:13,013 Where are you... 368 00:16:18,201 --> 00:16:19,394 Hey! 369 00:16:19,443 --> 00:16:21,874 - Hey, I'm sorry, okay? - Man up? 370 00:16:22,076 --> 00:16:23,427 You know who needs to man up? 371 00:16:23,475 --> 00:16:24,925 - You! - Pretty sure I'm a man. 372 00:16:24,974 --> 00:16:27,685 Oh, a real man would tell me what he thinks, 373 00:16:27,747 --> 00:16:29,999 not insinuate, or make judge-y comments. 374 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:34,046 Ooh, you are really reminding me of my ex-wife right now. 375 00:16:35,556 --> 00:16:38,465 You wanna know what good ol' Kate and I have in common? 376 00:16:38,691 --> 00:16:42,107 A strong desire to not spend one more second with you. 377 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,897 - Where are you going? - I'm a man. 378 00:16:45,049 --> 00:16:47,277 I can go wherever I want. 379 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,352 Good morning, Ms. Madden. 380 00:17:02,576 --> 00:17:04,583 How are you feeling this morning? 381 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,291 Rotten. 382 00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:08,524 Zev and I got in a fight last night. 383 00:17:08,697 --> 00:17:11,225 - Oh, here. - Thank you. 384 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,021 - I slept out here by myself... - Mm-hmm. 385 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,421 Without worrying if anybody would hurt me. 386 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,358 I've never felt that way before. 387 00:17:21,955 --> 00:17:23,521 - You know what I mean? - Oh. 388 00:17:23,569 --> 00:17:26,342 I think every woman knows exactly what you mean. 389 00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:29,553 I'm just, starting to understand that 390 00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:31,084 we're not just stale. 391 00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:32,456 We don't talk, 392 00:17:32,504 --> 00:17:34,207 we judge each other, and, 393 00:17:34,256 --> 00:17:36,785 I mean, I know we have a lot of issues, but... 394 00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:40,600 I didn't realize that we were so angry with one another. 395 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,538 You know, the idea was... 396 00:17:43,719 --> 00:17:45,255 To connect you more, 397 00:17:45,391 --> 00:17:47,056 to strip away the layers... 398 00:17:47,865 --> 00:17:49,334 Or perhaps... 399 00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:51,918 The layers were working for you. 400 00:17:52,284 --> 00:17:53,708 I think maybe they were. 401 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,134 Well, I think you'll feel better after a shower. 402 00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:58,748 There's a beach gym with an outdoor shower 403 00:17:58,796 --> 00:18:00,037 just down the way. Go. 404 00:18:00,085 --> 00:18:02,539 I'll have someone send a set of fresh clothes. 405 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,709 - Thank you. - Of course. 406 00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:15,320 Hey. 407 00:18:15,543 --> 00:18:17,817 Oh, hi, hi. 408 00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:19,899 - You wanted to see me? - Yes, uhm... 409 00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:22,463 Ruby, I'd like to invite you 410 00:18:22,512 --> 00:18:25,089 for an official welcome dinner tonight at my hacienda. 411 00:18:25,629 --> 00:18:27,238 - I would love that. - Great. 412 00:18:27,286 --> 00:18:28,973 Wow, you have a hacienda? 413 00:18:29,035 --> 00:18:30,530 It's been in the family for generations. 414 00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:33,246 - Oh, nice. - Also, I've got a job for you. 415 00:18:33,824 --> 00:18:35,589 Zev Randall could use a friend. 416 00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:38,201 And you should know he's currently in his wife's body. 417 00:18:38,604 --> 00:18:40,012 Oh. 418 00:18:40,145 --> 00:18:41,590 Okay, yes. 419 00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:42,980 I-I can roll with that. 420 00:18:43,028 --> 00:18:44,387 Beautiful. Okay. 421 00:18:44,513 --> 00:18:46,676 The man in room 112, I mean... 422 00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:48,791 He looks like he could use a friend too. 423 00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:49,990 I know. 424 00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:51,523 Who is he? 425 00:18:52,121 --> 00:18:53,951 Brent, he... 426 00:18:54,318 --> 00:18:57,278 He came to the island, 35 years ago, 427 00:18:57,327 --> 00:18:59,719 after his fiancée was killed in a car accident. 428 00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:02,549 You know, his fantasy was to sleep 429 00:19:02,598 --> 00:19:04,509 until he could face life without her. 430 00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:05,838 Every five years, 431 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:08,340 Mr. Lee's required to wake up for 48 hours... 432 00:19:08,659 --> 00:19:12,148 And contemplate whether he is ready to return to life. 433 00:19:12,543 --> 00:19:14,578 And so far, he's chosen to go back to sleep 434 00:19:14,627 --> 00:19:16,137 every single time. 435 00:19:16,487 --> 00:19:19,378 This will be my second time, 436 00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:21,805 - seeing him make that choice. - Wow. 437 00:19:22,408 --> 00:19:24,435 Now that is just so sad. 438 00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:26,684 And I usually know what to do with the fantasy, 439 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:27,985 but this time... 440 00:19:28,489 --> 00:19:29,574 Maybe because I, 441 00:19:29,622 --> 00:19:31,504 I didn't initiate it, I... 442 00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:33,045 I can't seem to reach him. 443 00:19:33,175 --> 00:19:34,608 Mm. 444 00:19:35,972 --> 00:19:37,160 Well... 445 00:19:37,215 --> 00:19:39,409 Well maybe he just needs someone to... 446 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,866 Talk to. 447 00:19:43,739 --> 00:19:45,500 You know, you... 448 00:19:45,549 --> 00:19:47,729 You just gave me an idea. Thank you. 449 00:19:47,778 --> 00:19:49,785 You can find Mr. Randall in his room. 450 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,257 - Okay. - Great. 451 00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:56,334 Mr. Jones, 452 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,016 would you be willing to take on Mr. Lee, hm? 453 00:19:59,918 --> 00:20:02,551 Now I can only pay you in steak, okay? 454 00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:03,969 But he's a good man, 455 00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:05,810 and he could use your help. 456 00:20:06,061 --> 00:20:07,614 Yeah? Thank you. 457 00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,676 Thank you, for getting me out of my room. 458 00:20:37,754 --> 00:20:38,901 I really needed this. 459 00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:40,945 Oh, yeah. 460 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,087 Well, isn't this something? 461 00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:50,281 I can't believe I live here now. 462 00:20:54,715 --> 00:20:57,241 Not enjoying this, are you? 463 00:20:57,848 --> 00:20:59,674 You feel vulnerable... 464 00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:01,595 Which is scary. 465 00:21:01,644 --> 00:21:03,507 It's terrifying, actually. 466 00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:06,601 I go out of my way to avoid this feeling. 467 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,314 Even with Daphne? 468 00:21:13,332 --> 00:21:15,457 I was married before. 469 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,744 Kate. 470 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,717 She left me and it almost killed me. 471 00:21:22,184 --> 00:21:24,270 And it wasn't because I 472 00:21:24,318 --> 00:21:26,216 loved her so much, I... 473 00:21:26,482 --> 00:21:28,886 Honestly, I'm not even sure if I did, but... 474 00:21:29,402 --> 00:21:32,637 It was because, I didn't see it coming. 475 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,446 We were going along just fine... 476 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,707 Then one day, boom. 477 00:21:36,981 --> 00:21:39,116 Yeah, she said I walled myself off. 478 00:21:39,771 --> 00:21:41,473 Tried never to do that with Daphne. 479 00:21:41,582 --> 00:21:43,528 Gave her so much of my time. 480 00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,407 Yeah, well... 481 00:21:45,736 --> 00:21:48,533 Time isn't exactly the same thing. 482 00:21:48,897 --> 00:21:50,247 So I'm told. 483 00:21:50,504 --> 00:21:53,055 Anyway, the thought of having to go through all that again 484 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,953 just makes me feel nauseous. 485 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:57,504 I mean, all day long, I felt like I could puke. 486 00:21:57,661 --> 00:21:58,861 So exhausted. 487 00:21:58,933 --> 00:22:00,894 I mean, are women always this tired? 488 00:22:00,992 --> 00:22:04,317 Yeah, I did hear that there's been an unusual amount 489 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,610 - of crying. - What is that about? 490 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,732 What's that about? 491 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:08,792 Can you tell me? I mean, 492 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,196 why does her body cry when I'm in it, 493 00:22:11,245 --> 00:22:12,739 but not when she's in it? 494 00:22:12,943 --> 00:22:14,221 Does it hate me that much? 495 00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:16,408 Could I ask you something about your body? 496 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,873 Well, the body that you're in. 497 00:22:18,969 --> 00:22:20,934 Um, your breasts... 498 00:22:21,662 --> 00:22:23,643 - Are they tender? - Oh! 499 00:22:24,096 --> 00:22:25,348 So tender. 500 00:22:25,397 --> 00:22:27,281 Like, I can't even... 501 00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:30,042 It's just another thing they don't tell men about. 502 00:22:30,194 --> 00:22:31,785 Hmm. 503 00:22:31,862 --> 00:22:33,241 Okay. 504 00:22:33,289 --> 00:22:35,178 Uh, Zev... 505 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:39,010 I have a theory I think we should test. 506 00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:43,038 Oh, congratulations, Zev. 507 00:22:43,441 --> 00:22:44,740 You're pregnant. 508 00:23:05,264 --> 00:23:07,914 Hey, you were on my last flight. 509 00:23:08,131 --> 00:23:09,444 Zev, right? 510 00:23:09,492 --> 00:23:11,334 Yeah, yeah. 511 00:23:11,382 --> 00:23:12,958 - How are you? - Hey, I'm good, man. 512 00:23:13,006 --> 00:23:14,587 Hey, could you give me a spot? 513 00:23:15,982 --> 00:23:19,500 Yeah. Yeah, I know how to do this. 514 00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:22,943 Zev, you're here with your wife. 515 00:23:22,992 --> 00:23:24,275 How's that going? 516 00:23:24,323 --> 00:23:25,673 Uh, well, 517 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,295 I slept on the beach last night, 518 00:23:27,343 --> 00:23:29,042 if that tells you anything. 519 00:23:29,938 --> 00:23:31,592 Sorry to hear that. 520 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,045 These things tend to work out, 521 00:23:33,093 --> 00:23:34,923 one way or the other. 522 00:23:35,157 --> 00:23:37,514 Oh, it's the other that I'm worried about. 523 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,445 Good work. 524 00:23:39,596 --> 00:23:41,960 Thanks, man. Go ahead. 525 00:23:42,070 --> 00:23:43,886 Get you some. 526 00:23:45,975 --> 00:23:47,748 Women are an endless mystery. 527 00:23:49,029 --> 00:23:50,644 - Are you married? - No. 528 00:23:50,693 --> 00:23:52,254 - No? - There we go. 529 00:23:52,303 --> 00:23:54,460 There's a woman. 530 00:23:54,818 --> 00:23:56,361 Amazing, absolutely unique woman. 531 00:23:56,410 --> 00:23:57,668 Yeah. 532 00:23:57,717 --> 00:23:59,730 I'd lift the sky for her, really. 533 00:24:00,004 --> 00:24:01,881 Half the time, she just looks right through me. 534 00:24:01,936 --> 00:24:03,326 Oh... 535 00:24:03,374 --> 00:24:05,546 I'm sorry to hear that. 536 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,123 I'm sure this woman sees more than you think. 537 00:24:10,506 --> 00:24:11,885 I like this. 538 00:24:12,162 --> 00:24:14,092 Lifting, you don't have to think about anything. 539 00:24:14,193 --> 00:24:16,390 Second only to drinking. 540 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:17,662 Yes! 541 00:24:17,710 --> 00:24:19,004 Now there's a man's solution 542 00:24:19,053 --> 00:24:20,768 to not think about his marriage. 543 00:24:20,817 --> 00:24:22,183 Drinking. 544 00:24:22,371 --> 00:24:23,783 Where does one go do that? 545 00:24:24,061 --> 00:24:25,958 Ooh, I know just the place. 546 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:28,125 First round's on me. Come on. 547 00:24:37,202 --> 00:24:38,319 Here we go. 548 00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:39,453 Come on, Zev. 549 00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:42,092 Oh. 550 00:24:43,179 --> 00:24:45,363 Yay! 551 00:24:45,713 --> 00:24:46,837 You see? 552 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:50,342 Anything a man does is okay if it's with confidence. 553 00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:53,827 Look how much beer I could drink. 554 00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:55,634 - Come here, come here. - Yeah. 555 00:24:55,892 --> 00:24:58,180 Look, I could get used to this. 556 00:24:58,369 --> 00:25:00,267 No one is judging my looks. 557 00:25:00,588 --> 00:25:02,707 No one is expecting me to fail. 558 00:25:03,146 --> 00:25:04,921 I don't have to apologize about anything. 559 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:06,531 - No, not for nothing. - No. 560 00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:07,806 Listen... 561 00:25:08,247 --> 00:25:09,297 I'm gonna take off. 562 00:25:09,345 --> 00:25:11,437 But you, you stay out of trouble, okay? 563 00:25:11,486 --> 00:25:12,577 All right? 564 00:25:12,626 --> 00:25:13,712 - I'll see you soon. - Okay. 565 00:25:13,766 --> 00:25:15,268 - All right, man. - Okay. 566 00:25:18,361 --> 00:25:19,759 Bartender. 567 00:25:20,829 --> 00:25:22,329 What you need? 568 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,546 You see that? She saw me right away, dudes. 569 00:25:24,595 --> 00:25:26,851 I'll take a heavy beer, please. 570 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,554 - You got it. - Thank you. 571 00:25:29,273 --> 00:25:30,392 - Sorry. - Yeah. 572 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:32,275 - There you go. - Thank you. 573 00:25:37,789 --> 00:25:40,189 Well, hello, trouble. 574 00:25:43,204 --> 00:25:45,776 - I'm looking for my wife. - Why is that? 575 00:25:45,964 --> 00:25:48,357 Well, he has important news for her. 576 00:25:48,892 --> 00:25:50,755 It shouldn't be too hard to find her. 577 00:25:50,908 --> 00:25:53,369 Oh, perfect. Javier, come here, please? 578 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,288 Um, Javier is our head of transport. 579 00:25:55,337 --> 00:25:56,952 Nobody goes anywhere without him knowing it. 580 00:25:57,001 --> 00:25:58,218 - Great. - What's up? 581 00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,109 - Ladies, Elena. - Hi, uh... 582 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:02,494 We are looking for Daphne's husband, Zev Randall. 583 00:26:02,619 --> 00:26:03,785 You know where he might be? 584 00:26:03,923 --> 00:26:05,499 I saw him earlier. 585 00:26:05,869 --> 00:26:07,719 Seemed like he needed some alone time. 586 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:10,050 If this is a bro code thing, 587 00:26:10,512 --> 00:26:12,218 I'm a bro. 588 00:26:12,757 --> 00:26:14,299 She's the bro. 589 00:26:17,986 --> 00:26:19,947 That explains a lot. 590 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,921 So do you know where he is? 591 00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:23,400 I'm sorry, she... 592 00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:24,900 I'm sorry, it's Zev's body. 593 00:26:25,009 --> 00:26:27,283 He's at the bar at the other end of the beach. 594 00:26:27,369 --> 00:26:28,516 Great, thank you, man. 595 00:26:28,564 --> 00:26:30,017 - Do you want me to come with? - No, no, 596 00:26:30,065 --> 00:26:31,569 - I'm good, I got it. - Okay. All right. 597 00:26:31,618 --> 00:26:33,510 - Thank you for everything. - Yes. 598 00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:35,165 Thanks, Javier. 599 00:26:35,290 --> 00:26:36,623 Thank you. 600 00:26:36,954 --> 00:26:38,006 Well... 601 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:40,609 Looks like I'm free to enjoy my plans tonight. 602 00:26:40,658 --> 00:26:41,868 Yeah. 603 00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:44,642 And, oh, yes, I definitely should go get changed. 604 00:26:44,691 --> 00:26:46,392 Yep. I'll see you soon. 605 00:26:46,503 --> 00:26:49,241 Yes, you know, I love a good gab session. 606 00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:50,853 I'm gonna hear all the good stuff! 607 00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:52,614 Okay. Yes, yes. 608 00:27:07,814 --> 00:27:09,228 What the hell? 609 00:27:09,276 --> 00:27:10,792 Oh, it's you. I should have known. 610 00:27:10,869 --> 00:27:12,440 Whatever, man. 611 00:27:12,747 --> 00:27:14,563 Oh. 612 00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:17,228 Bad decision, man. 613 00:27:17,276 --> 00:27:18,840 Oh, I know what this is, it's fear... 614 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,265 And it's really big. 615 00:27:21,165 --> 00:27:23,705 I'm sorry. 616 00:27:31,709 --> 00:27:32,885 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 617 00:27:32,934 --> 00:27:35,043 No, no, no, no. Come on, guys. 618 00:27:43,137 --> 00:27:44,553 Help! 619 00:27:49,582 --> 00:27:52,554 A husband and a wife body swap. 620 00:27:53,095 --> 00:27:55,414 A man who's been sleeping for 35 years... 621 00:27:55,463 --> 00:27:57,510 you know, most people would have been thrown by that. 622 00:27:57,674 --> 00:27:59,174 You seem to be taking it in stride. 623 00:27:59,326 --> 00:28:02,223 Yeah, well, you know, I've swapped my 2021 body 624 00:28:02,271 --> 00:28:04,604 for the 1971 model, so... 625 00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:06,565 I'm good. 626 00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:11,094 You know, this is a pretty big place. 627 00:28:11,627 --> 00:28:14,150 I mean, you don't get lonely here? 628 00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:16,002 Not at all. 629 00:28:16,247 --> 00:28:17,958 I like being alone. 630 00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:20,705 Never been married? 631 00:28:21,051 --> 00:28:23,339 - Never. - Hmm. 632 00:28:23,558 --> 00:28:24,999 Engaged? 633 00:28:25,358 --> 00:28:28,018 Clearly, you know the right questions to ask. 634 00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:30,843 That's gonna be a useful skill in this job. 635 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,666 I'm sorry. I'm prying. 636 00:28:32,807 --> 00:28:34,402 It's okay. 637 00:28:34,804 --> 00:28:36,291 I was engaged once... 638 00:28:37,064 --> 00:28:39,714 But I had to choose between... 639 00:28:39,791 --> 00:28:41,205 The island... 640 00:28:41,611 --> 00:28:43,060 And him. 641 00:28:44,054 --> 00:28:47,314 You, chose the island? 642 00:28:49,710 --> 00:28:51,801 Something like that. 643 00:28:51,879 --> 00:28:53,283 Oh... 644 00:28:53,643 --> 00:28:54,715 Let's eat. 645 00:28:57,988 --> 00:28:59,251 Excuse me. 646 00:28:59,439 --> 00:29:02,031 I'm looking for my wife, Daphne. 647 00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:03,923 She might've been here earlier. 648 00:29:04,762 --> 00:29:06,281 - Wife? - Husband. 649 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:07,424 I mean, I mean, husband. 650 00:29:07,472 --> 00:29:10,153 - I call him Daphne. - Yeah, that guy. 651 00:29:10,230 --> 00:29:11,995 He got into a fight with some regulars, 652 00:29:12,044 --> 00:29:13,281 so I tossed them all out. 653 00:29:13,330 --> 00:29:14,777 What? When was this? 654 00:29:14,826 --> 00:29:16,622 A couple hours ago, I mean, 655 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:18,851 if he's still not back, the jerks might've done 656 00:29:18,899 --> 00:29:20,273 a jungle toss, they think it's funny. 657 00:29:20,322 --> 00:29:22,039 What's a jungle toss? What is that? 658 00:29:22,088 --> 00:29:23,307 You drive a drunk person 659 00:29:23,355 --> 00:29:25,060 out into the jungle, and you toss them, 660 00:29:25,108 --> 00:29:26,149 on the far side. 661 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:27,358 - They usually travel back, - Okay! 662 00:29:27,406 --> 00:29:28,491 - in a day or two. - Yeah... what? 663 00:29:28,539 --> 00:29:30,016 Oh, God! 664 00:29:30,526 --> 00:29:32,771 So you're human? 665 00:29:33,011 --> 00:29:34,976 I mean, totally human? 666 00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:37,007 You know, I'd prick a finger for you, but... 667 00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:39,199 The napkins are new. 668 00:29:39,572 --> 00:29:41,103 The island, it's magic, 669 00:29:41,151 --> 00:29:43,471 and you're like a conduit? 670 00:29:44,448 --> 00:29:47,236 Okay, but are there rules? 671 00:29:47,403 --> 00:29:50,747 You know, like, do things always turn out? 672 00:29:51,046 --> 00:29:53,455 Depends on your definition of turn out. 673 00:29:54,455 --> 00:29:55,691 Well... 674 00:29:55,739 --> 00:29:57,017 Is it possible that, 675 00:29:57,065 --> 00:29:59,231 Zev and Daphne would be happier apart, 676 00:29:59,692 --> 00:30:01,521 and the island is just... 677 00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:03,254 Showing them that... 678 00:30:03,528 --> 00:30:04,762 Bigger truth? 679 00:30:05,802 --> 00:30:07,826 It's possible, yes. 680 00:30:08,115 --> 00:30:10,472 Yeah, but would the island really do that? 681 00:30:10,965 --> 00:30:13,549 You know, separate a couple that loves each other? 682 00:30:13,627 --> 00:30:15,068 Is that right? 683 00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:17,249 It did you and Mel. 684 00:30:21,748 --> 00:30:23,292 Yes, well, you know, that, 685 00:30:23,341 --> 00:30:24,977 that was a little more... 686 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:27,656 - Complicated. - There you go. 687 00:30:27,808 --> 00:30:29,399 It happens, 688 00:30:29,534 --> 00:30:31,178 and it can be... 689 00:30:31,944 --> 00:30:33,272 Complicated. 690 00:30:35,816 --> 00:30:37,699 Did it to you? 691 00:30:41,123 --> 00:30:42,677 Anyway. 692 00:30:43,919 --> 00:30:46,283 You know, this island is... 693 00:30:46,331 --> 00:30:47,509 It's more than a job. 694 00:30:47,585 --> 00:30:48,936 It's a calling. 695 00:30:49,087 --> 00:30:51,467 You know what? Think of it as Joan of Arc, 696 00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:53,848 but with less burning at the stake... 697 00:30:53,925 --> 00:30:56,351 At least, so far. 698 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,091 You know, didn't you say that, 699 00:30:58,139 --> 00:31:00,341 the person Mr. Lee lost, 700 00:31:00,389 --> 00:31:02,151 was his fiancée? 701 00:31:02,859 --> 00:31:06,727 It's just a very specific experience to share, so... 702 00:31:06,953 --> 00:31:08,741 You know, maybe that's why you found 703 00:31:08,789 --> 00:31:11,917 his fantasy such a difficult one. 704 00:31:18,692 --> 00:31:20,484 Daphne! 705 00:31:21,287 --> 00:31:22,427 Oh. 706 00:31:22,475 --> 00:31:24,230 Daph! 707 00:31:25,549 --> 00:31:27,144 Daphne! 708 00:31:27,367 --> 00:31:28,578 Oh, thank God. 709 00:31:28,626 --> 00:31:30,089 Oh, thank God you're alive. 710 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,673 - Oh! - Zev... 711 00:31:31,834 --> 00:31:32,887 The guy from the restaurant, 712 00:31:32,936 --> 00:31:33,966 he punched me in the face, 713 00:31:34,015 --> 00:31:35,316 and I don't even know how I got up here 714 00:31:35,365 --> 00:31:36,937 and I think I'm so drunk and I'm sorry. 715 00:31:36,994 --> 00:31:38,576 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 716 00:31:38,685 --> 00:31:39,755 It's okay. 717 00:31:39,803 --> 00:31:40,938 Just climb down here. 718 00:31:40,987 --> 00:31:42,498 I gotta tell you something. 719 00:31:42,646 --> 00:31:44,503 No. There's animals down there. 720 00:31:44,552 --> 00:31:47,412 There's growly, slithery animals down there. 721 00:31:47,565 --> 00:31:49,002 All right, I'm coming up. 722 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,373 Oh, thank God, Daphne. 723 00:31:54,421 --> 00:31:55,513 Thank God you're all right. 724 00:31:55,603 --> 00:31:56,716 Come here. 725 00:31:56,764 --> 00:31:57,850 Come here. 726 00:32:04,521 --> 00:32:06,263 Thought you were afraid. 727 00:32:07,013 --> 00:32:09,683 Uh, of jungle predators? Hell yeah. 728 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,724 No, not jungle predators. 729 00:32:13,326 --> 00:32:16,202 I figured it out tonight, what this weird pain is. 730 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,474 You were scared, 731 00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:21,570 a lot of the time, but mostly around me. 732 00:32:24,134 --> 00:32:26,284 Uh... 733 00:32:28,735 --> 00:32:30,278 Yeah. 734 00:32:31,623 --> 00:32:33,370 I'm afraid I'll lose you... 735 00:32:33,418 --> 00:32:34,912 All the time. 736 00:32:36,770 --> 00:32:38,600 Honey, I'm right here, 737 00:32:39,270 --> 00:32:41,212 and I'm not going anywhere. 738 00:32:42,623 --> 00:32:45,719 I need you to be less scared, 739 00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:47,594 to open up to me. 740 00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:50,253 All right? Figure out what you're feeling, 741 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,059 and just tell me. 742 00:32:52,210 --> 00:32:54,803 I'll be okay. It'll be all right. 743 00:32:57,966 --> 00:33:00,099 Uh, okay. 744 00:33:00,718 --> 00:33:02,659 Right now... 745 00:33:05,099 --> 00:33:06,907 I'm feeling pregnant. 746 00:33:07,498 --> 00:33:09,772 - What? - Yeah. 747 00:33:09,974 --> 00:33:11,739 There's a baby in here. 748 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:14,420 - But we don't want a baby. - Well, it's why 749 00:33:14,469 --> 00:33:15,542 you've been so tired. 750 00:33:15,591 --> 00:33:17,230 It's why I've been crying all the time. 751 00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:19,308 - It's not what we planned. - Well, it-it can be. 752 00:33:19,357 --> 00:33:21,357 You know, we could turn the study into a nursery. 753 00:33:21,406 --> 00:33:23,307 No, no, no, this is, you're not listening to me. 754 00:33:23,356 --> 00:33:25,423 Listen, I don't want a baby! 755 00:33:31,268 --> 00:33:32,771 You don't want a baby? 756 00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:34,886 You know when I wanted a baby? 757 00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:36,362 When we first met. 758 00:33:36,411 --> 00:33:37,615 You said you didn't want a baby. 759 00:33:37,663 --> 00:33:39,097 - No... - So... 760 00:33:39,145 --> 00:33:40,226 You didn't want a baby. 761 00:33:40,275 --> 00:33:41,395 Okay, well, you know what? 762 00:33:41,444 --> 00:33:43,785 I... I don't... I don't know what to say. 763 00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:46,239 Being in this body, you know, 764 00:33:46,551 --> 00:33:48,642 feeling this little person growing, 765 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,102 I just... I... 766 00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:51,480 I can't explain it. 767 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,302 I changed my mind. 768 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:58,339 This is the speech I'm gonna give to Tim 769 00:33:58,487 --> 00:34:01,225 telling him I don't just want California. 770 00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:04,084 I want the whole western sales region. 771 00:34:05,158 --> 00:34:06,810 And I want this. 772 00:34:06,931 --> 00:34:09,251 And this, and that... 773 00:34:10,167 --> 00:34:11,878 They don't go together. 774 00:34:12,832 --> 00:34:14,498 But they could. 775 00:34:14,731 --> 00:34:15,866 Daph... 776 00:34:15,915 --> 00:34:17,655 - It'll be 50/50. - No, no, it's... 777 00:34:17,704 --> 00:34:18,864 - Yeah, we can do it. - It's never... 778 00:34:18,912 --> 00:34:20,840 It's never 50/50. 779 00:34:21,005 --> 00:34:22,474 When a man and a woman, 780 00:34:22,522 --> 00:34:23,941 each have demanding careers, 781 00:34:23,990 --> 00:34:25,669 it's always the woman, 782 00:34:25,793 --> 00:34:28,630 who's got to give up just a little bit more. 783 00:34:29,202 --> 00:34:30,944 And once the woman gives that up, 784 00:34:30,993 --> 00:34:33,303 she never gets it back. 785 00:34:35,811 --> 00:34:38,887 I might've been fine with it, before this trip, 786 00:34:39,026 --> 00:34:41,879 but now that I know what it feels like. 787 00:34:41,956 --> 00:34:43,201 to be... 788 00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:46,338 Powerful and confident, 789 00:34:46,386 --> 00:34:48,884 all the stuff that you take for granted, 790 00:34:48,935 --> 00:34:51,036 I want to go for this. 791 00:34:52,225 --> 00:34:53,479 I... 792 00:34:53,527 --> 00:34:55,428 I really want this baby. 793 00:34:56,086 --> 00:34:57,770 So what do we do? 794 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:01,083 I don't know. 795 00:35:03,873 --> 00:35:05,474 But this new you? 796 00:35:06,002 --> 00:35:08,108 Seriously turning me on. 797 00:35:09,784 --> 00:35:11,537 I love you. 798 00:35:24,685 --> 00:35:26,841 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. 799 00:35:26,934 --> 00:35:28,048 Oh, my God, I'm me. 800 00:35:28,097 --> 00:35:29,442 - I'm me again. - Ow, my eye. 801 00:35:29,639 --> 00:35:31,870 Oh, how I'm me again. Thank God. 802 00:35:31,935 --> 00:35:34,756 Oh, honey, come here. Let me kiss it better. 803 00:35:34,805 --> 00:35:37,106 Oh, my gosh, look at you. 804 00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:43,710 Now that I've been inside your body, 805 00:35:43,989 --> 00:35:45,535 prepare to have your mind blown. 806 00:35:45,584 --> 00:35:46,652 Okay, shh. 807 00:35:46,729 --> 00:35:48,233 Show, don't tell. 808 00:35:52,615 --> 00:35:54,147 I'm not letting you go back to sleep 809 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:56,203 if you don't talk to me. 810 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,757 It was your fault, wasn't it? 811 00:36:08,968 --> 00:36:11,135 That's what you can't live with. 812 00:36:20,538 --> 00:36:22,251 The road was open. 813 00:36:22,299 --> 00:36:23,898 It was dark. 814 00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:26,725 She was half asleep next to me. 815 00:36:27,058 --> 00:36:29,287 I leaned over to give her a kiss. 816 00:36:29,686 --> 00:36:31,168 And I crossed the lane, 817 00:36:31,365 --> 00:36:32,435 and suddenly there was a truck, 818 00:36:32,483 --> 00:36:34,536 where there wasn't one before. 819 00:36:38,803 --> 00:36:40,099 So yeah... 820 00:36:40,758 --> 00:36:42,502 Totally my fault. 821 00:36:44,337 --> 00:36:45,880 Thanks for bringing that up. 822 00:36:46,397 --> 00:36:48,654 I know what it is to... 823 00:36:49,951 --> 00:36:51,443 Hurt someone... 824 00:36:52,851 --> 00:36:54,489 And feel the guilt. 825 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:57,873 Once upon a time, I... 826 00:36:58,351 --> 00:37:00,382 I hurt my own fiancé. 827 00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:03,169 You didn't kill him. 828 00:37:04,615 --> 00:37:06,341 But I broke his heart. 829 00:37:07,474 --> 00:37:10,318 I don't know, I see my pain as a kind of penance, 830 00:37:10,419 --> 00:37:11,804 as what I owe, 831 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,472 for what I did. 832 00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:15,480 And next is the part where you tell me 833 00:37:15,529 --> 00:37:17,344 that Olivia wouldn't want this, 834 00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:20,353 that she'd kick my ass to see me wasting my life. 835 00:37:20,587 --> 00:37:22,195 Yeah, it's true. 836 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:25,035 But, what she wants doesn't matter anymore 837 00:37:26,103 --> 00:37:27,712 because she's dead. 838 00:37:28,060 --> 00:37:29,584 Mr. Lee... 839 00:37:29,857 --> 00:37:32,155 I wouldn't have given you this fantasy. 840 00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:35,077 At the end... 841 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:38,083 The only real way out of the pain is... 842 00:37:39,128 --> 00:37:40,767 You have to go through it. 843 00:37:41,710 --> 00:37:43,962 There's no way through this pain. 844 00:37:45,185 --> 00:37:46,680 It's not a swamp. 845 00:37:47,624 --> 00:37:49,467 It's a wall. 846 00:38:02,826 --> 00:38:04,834 Tell me about her. 847 00:38:08,087 --> 00:38:10,123 She wanted to be in fashion. 848 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,881 She made... 849 00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:15,498 All her own clothes. 850 00:38:17,615 --> 00:38:19,608 She was making her own wedding dress. 851 00:38:19,657 --> 00:38:21,216 I kept telling her, 852 00:38:21,264 --> 00:38:23,123 it's bad luck for me to see her in it. 853 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,091 She kept making it, 854 00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:28,393 and remaking it, 855 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:30,507 and asking my opinion. 856 00:38:30,994 --> 00:38:34,060 The last one, had sequins. 857 00:38:34,263 --> 00:38:36,734 She hated it. 858 00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:40,416 She was gonna tear it apart, 859 00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:42,321 start over. 860 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:46,773 But it was the last one, 861 00:38:46,929 --> 00:38:48,857 so they buried her in it. 862 00:38:56,576 --> 00:38:58,197 She's in the ground, 863 00:38:58,290 --> 00:39:00,257 in sequins. 864 00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:40,242 Well... 865 00:39:40,290 --> 00:39:43,311 It's nice to see you both back in your own bodies. 866 00:39:43,430 --> 00:39:45,717 And I hear congratulations are in order. 867 00:39:45,803 --> 00:39:46,865 They are. 868 00:39:46,913 --> 00:39:48,123 We're having a baby. 869 00:39:48,596 --> 00:39:50,983 It still sounds so strange to say. 870 00:39:51,062 --> 00:39:52,975 We decided I'm gonna be the anchor parent, 871 00:39:53,084 --> 00:39:54,873 basically like a stay-at-home dad. 872 00:39:55,113 --> 00:39:56,826 Well, I made homemade baby food, 873 00:39:56,874 --> 00:39:59,410 for all of my grandkids, so... 874 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:00,788 I'll send you some recipes. 875 00:40:00,837 --> 00:40:01,941 Hmm? 876 00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:04,322 Oh, I'm older than I look. 877 00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:06,778 I'm so glad everything worked out. 878 00:40:06,931 --> 00:40:08,355 It usually does. 879 00:40:09,182 --> 00:40:10,568 We're ready to load up. 880 00:40:10,749 --> 00:40:12,674 - Elena. - Javier. 881 00:40:19,198 --> 00:40:20,623 Take it from a woman. 882 00:40:20,826 --> 00:40:22,961 She definitely sees you. 883 00:40:23,381 --> 00:40:24,936 I was briefly a woman, 884 00:40:24,984 --> 00:40:26,775 and I agree. 885 00:40:38,193 --> 00:40:40,577 Oh, he could still be coming. 886 00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:43,539 I really tried. 887 00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:47,422 Got five more years to make a game plan for next time. 888 00:40:48,125 --> 00:40:49,593 Wait. 889 00:40:51,037 --> 00:40:52,404 Mr. Lee. 890 00:40:53,207 --> 00:40:54,811 You're leaving us? 891 00:40:54,959 --> 00:40:56,717 Talking helped a little... 892 00:40:56,765 --> 00:40:57,863 Enough. 893 00:40:57,912 --> 00:41:00,925 Mr. Lee, you won't get back what you lost, 894 00:41:01,436 --> 00:41:03,427 but you can create something new. 895 00:41:04,139 --> 00:41:05,497 Yeah... 896 00:41:05,701 --> 00:41:07,384 Maybe. 897 00:41:07,803 --> 00:41:09,221 Thank you. 898 00:41:09,269 --> 00:41:10,662 Of course. 899 00:41:19,752 --> 00:41:21,527 I think we make a good team. 900 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,385 Not bad. 901 00:41:32,903 --> 00:41:35,946 My fiancé was named James. 902 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,408 That's a good name. 903 00:41:41,803 --> 00:41:44,350 He had this great laugh, 904 00:41:44,882 --> 00:41:46,451 and beautiful blue eyes, 905 00:41:46,517 --> 00:41:47,638 and he still does. 906 00:41:48,248 --> 00:41:50,215 I mean, I... I assume. 907 00:41:52,647 --> 00:41:54,379 And what else? 908 00:41:56,310 --> 00:41:58,381 He liked carnival games, 909 00:41:58,430 --> 00:42:00,707 and, you know, a couple of times, he... 910 00:42:00,898 --> 00:42:03,130 He won this big, stuffed animal, 911 00:42:03,179 --> 00:42:05,087 and then, he didn't know what to do with it, 912 00:42:05,248 --> 00:42:07,904 so he asked me if I could keep it. 913 00:42:08,371 --> 00:42:09,826 Said I needed a little... 914 00:42:09,874 --> 00:42:11,826 A little whimsy in my life. 915 00:42:12,178 --> 00:42:14,232 But I mean, what am I supposed to do with a 916 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,968 giant pink elephant? 917 00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:18,318 Nothing, right? So I said no. 918 00:42:18,538 --> 00:42:22,538 synced & corrected by PopcornAWH www.addic7ed.com