1 00:00:04,206 --> 00:00:05,380 Hey, everybody. 2 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:07,065 I got your text. What's the big emergency? 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,859 We need to talk about Captain Holt's love life. 4 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:09,811 Come on, 5 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:11,117 you've missed being dragged 6 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,292 into your coworkers' personal lives, admit it. 7 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,728 It's true, I have. What's going on? 8 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:15,513 Captain Holt is in pain, and we need to help him 9 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,743 - get back together with Kevin. - No, we don't. 10 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:20,257 Holt is a very private person. We shouldn't get involved. 11 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:21,780 Okay, you guys probably don't know this, 12 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:23,434 but my parents got divorced when I was a kid, 13 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,001 and it really messed me up. 14 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,219 - Yeah, we know. - Oh, my God. 15 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,351 What, do I talk about it a lot? 16 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:28,472 It doesn't matter. The point is, 17 00:00:28,497 --> 00:00:30,214 we can't let that happen to Daddy Holt and Daddy Kevin. 18 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,790 So we're just dispensing with subtext now? 19 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:33,705 Yes, this workplace is my family... was that not clear? 20 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:35,402 Holt is my dad, you're my mean older sister, 21 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:36,490 Amy's my mom. 22 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:37,550 - What? - What did I say? 23 00:00:37,575 --> 00:00:39,624 - You said, "Amy is my mom." - Nobody said anything! 24 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:40,832 We don't have time for this, Amy. 25 00:00:40,857 --> 00:00:43,314 Now, who's gonna help me Parent Trap Holt and Kevin? 26 00:00:43,896 --> 00:00:44,895 Seriously? 27 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,421 Nobody's on board with my scheme? 28 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:47,761 Is it because I called it a scheme? 29 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:48,981 I can say something different. 30 00:00:49,006 --> 00:00:50,330 Nobody's on board with my stratagem? 31 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:51,679 - No. - Sorry, Jakey. 32 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:53,594 Look, Holt just needs us to be there for him. 33 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,640 Help him take his mind off of Kevin. 34 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,120 He's always inviting us to his lake house 35 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,122 to go bird watching, but we never do it 36 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:01,211 because it's, you know, birdwatching. 37 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:03,169 - We could finally go. - He would love that. 38 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,128 Wow, stabbed in the back by my own mom. 39 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,955 - What? - Wife! I said wife! 40 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,131 Why do you keep not hearing me? 41 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,697 Whatever! Let's just do Terry's plan. 42 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:29,151 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 43 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:31,502 You know, I thought it over, 44 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:32,764 and I gotta hand it to you guys: 45 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:34,113 this trip is actually a really great idea. 46 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:35,320 This is surprising. 47 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,594 You're usually a lot more petulant 48 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:38,156 when we don't go along with your schemes. 49 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,200 Stratagems. And I've grown up a lot, Terry. 50 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,773 Uh, you do know 51 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:43,495 there's no phone reception at the lake house. 52 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,342 No! 53 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:48,329 How am I gonna catch Pokémon? It doesn't matter. 54 00:01:48,945 --> 00:01:51,261 It's a community event weekend, so... 55 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,610 - Hey. - Hey! 56 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:53,839 How long is the drive up there? 57 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:54,916 I wanna time my edible 58 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,472 so it kicks in right when we arrive. 59 00:01:57,604 --> 00:01:58,593 - What? - Nothing. 60 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,357 It's cool. I'm not gonna tell anybody. 61 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:01,638 I'm not a narc. 62 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,011 All right, you can tell people. 63 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:04,491 - Good, because I'm a narc. - I'm not a cop anymore, 64 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:06,435 and I have a prescription for anxiety, so it's legal. 65 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,312 It'll be good for when all the drama starts. 66 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:09,496 Why do you think there's gonna be drama? 67 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,932 Oh, no, you're right. Whenever we go on 68 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:12,195 one of these group trips everything's totally normal 69 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:13,587 and there's never any big conflict. 70 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:14,719 Anyway, I'm just gonna pop one of these right now 71 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:16,416 - for no reason. - I'm not looking. 72 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,551 Welcome to the Lake House. 73 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,379 Where's the lake? I didn't see it on the way in. 74 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:24,207 That's because there's no lake up here. 75 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,643 But you said it was a lake house. 76 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,166 No, we called it The Lake House. 77 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,957 It was once owned by Kirsopp Lake, 78 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,822 the scholar of textual criticism who wrote 79 00:02:30,847 --> 00:02:33,170 "Dated Greek Manuscripts to the Year 1200." 80 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,348 Yeah, Terry, it's obviously named after Kirsopp Lake. 81 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,958 No one else was confused about that. 82 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,134 Hey, I'm gonna take Mac in, 83 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,176 and then I'll come back for the stuff. 84 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,223 - Okay. - Yeah. 85 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:43,617 Let's see, Pack 'n Play, baby monitor, 86 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:45,663 white noise machine, sleep sack... 87 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,665 Whoa, that's a lot of gear. 88 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:50,189 Yeah, it's our first time away from home with him, 89 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,712 and he's such a terrible sleeper. 90 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:53,323 Well, at least you're doing the smart thing 91 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,889 and asking for my help. 92 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:57,110 - That is not what's happening. - Oh, I'm an expert, Amy. 93 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,067 I basically raised ten nieces and nephews. 94 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,948 I've done it all: bottled, swaddled, and coddled. 95 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,071 Let's just say 96 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:04,968 you're definitely gonna want my nip tips. 97 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,496 Tips that nip a problem in the bud. 98 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,997 Why don't you just say tips? 99 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,666 Just the tips. Interesting. 100 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,038 Oh, come on, man. 101 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,694 Oh, hey, Captain Holt, do you have the Wi-Fi network? 102 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,304 I need to Facetime with Hitchcock. 103 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:20,430 Oh, there's no internet at the Lake House. 104 00:03:20,454 --> 00:03:22,345 - Then I'm alone. - We're all here. 105 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,303 So you'll do the 64-round tournament 106 00:03:24,327 --> 00:03:26,218 Hitchcock and I designed to determine 107 00:03:26,242 --> 00:03:27,611 the best flavor of potato chip? 108 00:03:27,635 --> 00:03:28,873 No, that sounds like hell. 109 00:03:28,897 --> 00:03:30,222 Now, let me give you all a tour. 110 00:03:30,246 --> 00:03:32,485 This is the sitting room. 111 00:03:32,509 --> 00:03:34,705 We considered referring to it as a living room, 112 00:03:34,729 --> 00:03:36,483 but decided against it. 113 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:37,883 Fascinating! 114 00:03:38,123 --> 00:03:39,579 This is the TV room. 115 00:03:39,633 --> 00:03:41,606 Or it was before we got rid of the TV. 116 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,057 Now it is also a sitting room. 117 00:03:44,103 --> 00:03:45,559 Two sitting rooms? 118 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:48,311 Now this... this is why we bought the place. 119 00:03:48,338 --> 00:03:49,924 The master sitting room. 120 00:03:49,948 --> 00:03:52,535 Wow, look at all this seating! 121 00:03:52,559 --> 00:03:54,151 Jake, can I talk to you for a second? 122 00:03:54,176 --> 00:03:55,763 What's going on? There is no way 123 00:03:55,788 --> 00:03:58,332 you are this enthusiastic about too many sitting rooms 124 00:03:58,357 --> 00:03:59,769 and lake houses that aren't lake houses. 125 00:03:59,871 --> 00:04:01,616 I'm just trying to be there for Captain Holt. 126 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,459 I understand that the weekend's not about me. 127 00:04:03,483 --> 00:04:04,678 Nope. You're up to something. 128 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,027 I'm up to nothing, Terrence, 129 00:04:06,051 --> 00:04:07,420 and frankly, I resent the implication... 130 00:04:07,444 --> 00:04:08,432 Hello? 131 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:09,608 Okay, I'm up to something, Terrence. 132 00:04:09,633 --> 00:04:10,601 Hello? 133 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:11,891 I messed with Holt and Kevin's shared calendar. 134 00:04:11,916 --> 00:04:13,260 You know me so well! 135 00:04:13,873 --> 00:04:15,661 Oh, Kevin, what a surprise! 136 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,213 Why are you all in my house? 137 00:04:18,477 --> 00:04:19,431 Raymond? 138 00:04:20,195 --> 00:04:22,329 Kevin? What are you doing here? 139 00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:29,728 Ha, my edibles just kicked in. 140 00:04:33,559 --> 00:04:35,459 What did Kevin say? Is everything okay? 141 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,535 No. 142 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,580 We just had a knock-down, drag-out fight. 143 00:04:38,605 --> 00:04:40,496 My calendar had the Lake House as free. 144 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,782 Strange. Mine had it as unoccupied. 145 00:04:42,827 --> 00:04:45,152 Well, it seems we're at an impasse. 146 00:04:45,177 --> 00:04:47,036 I would call it more of a deadlock. 147 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,505 He gets in such good zingers. 148 00:04:49,529 --> 00:04:51,028 He's tired from driving, 149 00:04:51,052 --> 00:04:52,987 so he's staying the night and going back in the morning. 150 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,249 Well, that could be good. 151 00:04:54,273 --> 00:04:55,293 Maybe you guys can spend some time together. 152 00:04:55,317 --> 00:04:56,251 We've agreed to keep our distance 153 00:04:56,275 --> 00:04:58,296 and issue a verbal warning 154 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,429 anytime one of us is about to enter the room. 155 00:05:00,697 --> 00:05:03,171 Raymond Holt entering the kitchen! 156 00:05:03,491 --> 00:05:04,930 Jake, this is bad. 157 00:05:04,955 --> 00:05:07,237 Raymond Holt entering the second sitting room. 158 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,698 Okay, just give it a shot. 159 00:05:08,722 --> 00:05:10,613 They're already separated, it can't get any worse. 160 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,162 - It's a really good point. - Thank you, Rosa. 161 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,355 She's high as hell. 162 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:14,439 That's also a really good point. 163 00:05:14,464 --> 00:05:15,421 Damn it, Rosa! 164 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:16,836 Charles, what about you? You're my best friend. 165 00:05:16,861 --> 00:05:18,186 You support me in everything I do. 166 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:19,492 Oh, maybe the fact that I'm not on board 167 00:05:19,516 --> 00:05:21,196 is a sign that it's a really bad idea. 168 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,757 No, you've changed somehow, that's the only explanation. 169 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,802 Guys, come on, I've got a great plan here. 170 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,994 - No one wants in? - Absolutely not! 171 00:05:28,019 --> 00:05:28,892 _ 172 00:05:28,916 --> 00:05:30,590 Tell me the plan. I want in. 173 00:05:30,614 --> 00:05:31,982 What? You do? 174 00:05:32,006 --> 00:05:33,244 Yeah. Terry loves love. 175 00:05:33,268 --> 00:05:34,559 Then why didn't you back me up in there? 176 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,334 Because Terry also loves hedging. 177 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,966 Terry loves hedging? That's new. 178 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,620 No, it's classic Terry. 179 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:43,231 Look, I always play both sides till the last possible minute, 180 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:44,493 everyone knows that. 181 00:05:44,517 --> 00:05:46,364 That's not fair. Everyone's so hard on me. 182 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,139 I want a public show of support for my plan. 183 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,672 Can't do it. Look, I don't know 184 00:05:49,696 --> 00:05:51,369 what's so tough for you to understand here. 185 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,119 I love the scheme, I wanna be a part of it, 186 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,547 but I think it's gonna fail, 187 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,258 and I don't want people to think I was a part of it. 188 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,551 Fine, I'll take what I can get. 189 00:05:58,575 --> 00:05:59,541 Yes! 190 00:06:00,141 --> 00:06:01,945 Damn it, these blackout curtains 191 00:06:01,969 --> 00:06:03,976 don't keep the light out. Ugh! 192 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:06,254 You screwed me on this, Shannon from Buy Buy Baby! 193 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:08,474 You know, Amy, Mac's issues with sleeping 194 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,258 might not be the light in the room, 195 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,913 it might be the darkness in your heart. 196 00:06:11,979 --> 00:06:14,218 - Excuse me? - Sorry, that was mean. 197 00:06:14,242 --> 00:06:15,392 I was trying to be poetic. 198 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,043 It's important to be mindful 199 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:18,872 of your energy when you're with an infant. 200 00:06:18,897 --> 00:06:20,589 Trust me, I'm sort of a natural mother. 201 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,505 Yeah, natural mother. 202 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:26,230 How long have you been there? 203 00:06:26,254 --> 00:06:28,221 Oh, man, I have no idea. 204 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,844 - Hey, were you followed? - Nope. 205 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,131 I promise, they have no idea I'm working with you. 206 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,228 Terry, have you seen Jake? 207 00:06:35,253 --> 00:06:36,579 Uh, no. 208 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,765 That idiot's probably off working his dumb plan. 209 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:40,244 He's so stupid. 210 00:06:40,268 --> 00:06:42,116 You know, the only reason Holt and I haven't fired him 211 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,115 is that we're worried that he'll kill himself. 212 00:06:45,153 --> 00:06:46,823 - Seems a little excessive. - I told you. 213 00:06:46,848 --> 00:06:48,466 I don't wanna be tied to this plan. 214 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,949 Look, I'm out on a ledge for you, 215 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,995 and Terry hates ledges. 216 00:06:52,019 --> 00:06:53,693 Wait, so you love hedges but hate ledges? 217 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,172 You're just making this up as you go. 218 00:06:55,196 --> 00:06:56,478 No, I'm not. Name one time 219 00:06:56,502 --> 00:06:58,132 you've ever seen me happy out on a ledge. 220 00:06:58,156 --> 00:06:59,960 I can't think of an example on the spot... 221 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,615 Because Terry hates ledges. 222 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,486 - Now, come on, tell me the plan. - Fine. 223 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:06,183 Step one was getting them here together. 224 00:07:06,207 --> 00:07:08,490 Step two, reignite the passion. 225 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,013 You'll handle Captain Holt. 226 00:07:10,037 --> 00:07:11,931 Sir, you have something on your pants. 227 00:07:12,039 --> 00:07:14,365 Huh, I've sat in some sap, like a sap. 228 00:07:14,389 --> 00:07:15,889 At least you have a sense of humor about it. 229 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:17,455 Not intentionally. I was upset 230 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:20,055 and stumbled into accidental wordplay. 231 00:07:20,221 --> 00:07:22,635 Meanwhile, I will take care of Kevin. 232 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,637 Kevin Cozner, entering the kitchen. 233 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:25,725 Oh, hey there, Kev. 234 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,074 I was just grabbing a bite to eat. 235 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:28,466 - Can I offer you something? - Well, I shouldn't, 236 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,904 but today's been a fiasco, so what the hell. 237 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:31,992 I'll have a snack of some water. 238 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:33,515 What Kevin won't know 239 00:07:33,539 --> 00:07:35,380 is that he will be drinking from a dribble cup. 240 00:07:35,802 --> 00:07:37,040 Oh, dear. 241 00:07:37,064 --> 00:07:38,825 And you said I was crazy to buy stock 242 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,168 in Spencer's Gifts. 243 00:07:40,241 --> 00:07:41,828 How does you buying one novelty cup 244 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,090 help the company's stock price? 245 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,526 It boosts confidence in the marketplace. 246 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:46,354 You just don't know anything about business, Terry! 247 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:47,747 Okay, so we've ruined their outfits. 248 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,531 Why will that "reignite the passion"? 249 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:50,880 Because it will force them to change 250 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,013 into clothes which I will have carefully placed 251 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:54,536 at the top of their suitcases. 252 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,583 Thus changing them both into a couple of thirst traps. 253 00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:59,976 Kevin Cozner, preparing to descend the master stairca... 254 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:04,415 Oh, I see you've changed into your... mock turtleneck. 255 00:08:04,439 --> 00:08:08,550 And you into your... exercise shorts. 256 00:08:08,574 --> 00:08:10,987 I feel dirty. You feel dirty? 257 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:13,535 I do. And I love it. 258 00:08:14,754 --> 00:08:16,645 Oh, hey, Amy. Starting round three. 259 00:08:16,669 --> 00:08:18,908 You wanna try New Mexico-style Chile Verde? 260 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,997 Uh, my hands are kind of full here, Scully. 261 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:23,217 - I can toss it to you. - Wha... 262 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,872 Scully, don't throw chips at my baby! 263 00:08:25,897 --> 00:08:28,178 Gosh. 264 00:08:28,202 --> 00:08:30,833 Ugh. Shh, shh, shh. 265 00:08:30,857 --> 00:08:33,513 I can't believe what I'm about to do. 266 00:08:33,599 --> 00:08:35,795 - Charles, I need your help. - I'm not gonna gloat. 267 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,892 I'm just happy he's getting the care he needs. 268 00:08:38,386 --> 00:08:40,408 Okay, you might wanna be a little less cocky 269 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:41,757 until after you actually get him down. 270 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,585 Because, you know, some babies are just fussy 271 00:08:43,609 --> 00:08:44,943 and there's nothing that anyone can... 272 00:08:45,512 --> 00:08:46,762 Oh, my God, is he asleep? 273 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,721 So can I be cocky now? 274 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:51,288 Step three: a romantic picnic. 275 00:08:51,312 --> 00:08:53,290 The perfect gill net for our trout to swim into. 276 00:08:53,314 --> 00:08:54,352 - Huh? - Sorry. 277 00:08:54,377 --> 00:08:56,161 I've been watching that survivalist show "Alone." 278 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:57,412 It's really helped with my metaphors. 279 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,905 You think they'll agree to have a picnic? 280 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,733 They won't even be in the same room together. 281 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,604 It's not like we have an unbaited gill net, Terry. 282 00:09:02,628 --> 00:09:04,432 What's your plan? Forage for berries? 283 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,739 You wouldn't last two days in the Arctic, man. 284 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,044 What are we doing now? 285 00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:09,176 We're getting Holt and Kevin back together! 286 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,178 Now for Operation Corn Crake. 287 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:12,552 Hey, Kevin, I have a question. 288 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,554 Is the corn crake an important bird? 289 00:09:14,579 --> 00:09:15,643 Yes. 290 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:16,744 They're among the rarest species 291 00:09:16,816 --> 00:09:18,141 in the northeastern United States. 292 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,752 A veritable holy grail 293 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,275 within the bird watching community. 294 00:09:21,369 --> 00:09:22,346 Oh, wow! 295 00:09:22,370 --> 00:09:23,354 I only ask because... 296 00:09:23,414 --> 00:09:24,565 I read that one was spotted 297 00:09:24,589 --> 00:09:25,915 in the woods near here. 298 00:09:25,939 --> 00:09:27,481 Grab your binoculars. We're going birding. 299 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,874 Yeah, we are. 300 00:09:28,898 --> 00:09:30,833 We're pretty far north for a corn crake. 301 00:09:30,857 --> 00:09:32,399 Where did you hear of this sighting? 302 00:09:32,423 --> 00:09:34,227 Oh, on the birdwatching app 303 00:09:34,251 --> 00:09:36,159 that Captain Holt recommended I download. 304 00:09:36,213 --> 00:09:37,494 You know how he is about birding. 305 00:09:37,602 --> 00:09:39,102 I guess you guys have that in common, huh? 306 00:09:39,126 --> 00:09:41,495 Hardly... Raymond is an adequate birdwatcher at best. 307 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:43,410 He once confused a pileated woodpecker 308 00:09:43,434 --> 00:09:44,834 with a downy woodpecker. 309 00:09:44,914 --> 00:09:46,152 Yeah. 310 00:09:46,176 --> 00:09:49,305 Pileated bootdecker and a pileated jecker. 311 00:09:50,070 --> 00:09:51,079 Huh. 312 00:09:51,312 --> 00:09:52,985 It's nowhere. 313 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,031 Uh, maybe you could flush out the corn crake 314 00:09:55,055 --> 00:09:56,554 by doing its mating call? 315 00:09:56,578 --> 00:09:59,426 I don't know why a corn crake would make such a call 316 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:01,385 three months after its rooting season, 317 00:10:01,409 --> 00:10:03,815 but I suppose it can't hurt to try. 318 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,152 Hold on. That call. 319 00:10:11,252 --> 00:10:13,404 That's the call a corn crake makes when it wants to root. 320 00:10:13,464 --> 00:10:16,226 I'll respond. 321 00:10:21,385 --> 00:10:22,391 This way. 322 00:10:25,781 --> 00:10:28,064 Oh, and do you need the shades? 323 00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:31,937 No, you don't, 'cause you're already asleep. 324 00:10:31,961 --> 00:10:35,301 He forgot the sleep sack! And Mac doesn't even care! 325 00:10:35,356 --> 00:10:36,681 I can't watch this. 326 00:10:36,705 --> 00:10:39,180 Yes! Wow! 327 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,866 Uh... oh, no, no, no, no. 328 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:48,954 Oh! 329 00:10:48,978 --> 00:10:50,738 I think I just locked Mac in his room. 330 00:10:50,762 --> 00:10:52,527 - What do I do? - Oh, sorry, man. 331 00:10:52,634 --> 00:10:54,438 I think the second edible just kicked in. 332 00:10:54,462 --> 00:10:55,787 This is a little too much for me. 333 00:10:55,811 --> 00:10:57,657 Also, this is not the vibe I was looking for. 334 00:10:57,726 --> 00:10:58,964 No, no, no, Ro-ro, Ro-ro. 335 00:10:58,988 --> 00:11:00,034 I need your help. 336 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,953 No, no, no. Adios, amigo. 337 00:11:11,261 --> 00:11:12,888 Oh. You are not a corn crake. 338 00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:14,090 But you heard the call? 339 00:11:14,177 --> 00:11:16,677 Yes, it was... majestic. 340 00:11:16,701 --> 00:11:19,245 Well, look what we caught in our gill net, 341 00:11:19,269 --> 00:11:20,847 a couple of fresh, fatty trout. 342 00:11:20,895 --> 00:11:22,307 That'll last us the next five days. 343 00:11:22,359 --> 00:11:23,946 More if we eat the egg sac. 344 00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:25,629 Jake, the picnic. 345 00:11:25,972 --> 00:11:27,558 It attracted bees! 346 00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:29,299 Ack. Oh. 347 00:11:29,323 --> 00:11:30,704 Oh, God, they're everywhere! 348 00:11:30,977 --> 00:11:32,432 Get away! 349 00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:33,520 Quick, everyone form a wall around me! 350 00:11:33,544 --> 00:11:35,000 - Peralta. - I'm sorry, Kevin. 351 00:11:35,024 --> 00:11:36,306 It's just I'm very allergic. 352 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,524 If I get stung, I have a terrible reaction. 353 00:11:37,548 --> 00:11:39,613 - Kind of like this? - Oh, my... 354 00:11:39,637 --> 00:11:41,964 No, that's much worse, I just get a scratchy throat. 355 00:11:41,988 --> 00:11:43,703 Why didn't you cower behind someone? 356 00:11:46,687 --> 00:11:48,273 All right, we should be good. 357 00:11:48,297 --> 00:11:49,317 I think the swarm is gone. 358 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:50,231 I think I was only stung once. 359 00:11:50,255 --> 00:11:51,637 How do I look? 360 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:53,974 - Good, good, very good. - Normal, very normal. 361 00:11:53,998 --> 00:11:55,062 Stop it. 362 00:11:55,086 --> 00:11:56,542 Kevin doesn't like to be lied to. 363 00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:58,610 - You're disgusting to look at. - Thank you, Raymond. 364 00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:59,940 I have an EpiPen back at the house. 365 00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:01,393 Would you call someone to have them bring it? 366 00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:03,459 There's no reception. I'll just run back. 367 00:12:03,484 --> 00:12:04,594 I haven't done cardio in 20 years. 368 00:12:04,618 --> 00:12:06,047 How hard can it be? 369 00:12:07,195 --> 00:12:09,072 It's immediately awful! 370 00:12:09,097 --> 00:12:10,948 Here, while we wait, you could try putting this 371 00:12:10,972 --> 00:12:12,384 chilled bottle of champagne against your eyes. 372 00:12:12,408 --> 00:12:13,777 - It might help. - Peralta, why is there 373 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,954 a romantic picnic sitting in this remote clearing? 374 00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:19,781 You set this whole thing up, didn't you? 375 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,480 - Nuh-uh. - You've manipulated us 376 00:12:21,504 --> 00:12:23,134 into spending time together. 377 00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:24,352 Nuh-uh. 378 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:25,266 Is that your entire defense? "Nuh-uh"? 379 00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:26,572 Uh-huh. 380 00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,263 Okay, fine, all right? Yes. 381 00:12:28,288 --> 00:12:29,532 But only because I care about you. 382 00:12:29,556 --> 00:12:30,750 And by the way, you should really make 383 00:12:30,774 --> 00:12:32,360 your shared calendar less easy to access. 384 00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,014 - You got into our calendar? - Yeah, you already knew that. 385 00:12:34,038 --> 00:12:35,407 You said I set the whole thing up. 386 00:12:35,431 --> 00:12:36,364 I was talking about the picnic. 387 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,714 What were you talking about? 388 00:12:37,738 --> 00:12:38,628 Nuh-uh. 389 00:12:38,652 --> 00:12:39,933 You tricked us into coming 390 00:12:39,957 --> 00:12:41,709 to the Lake House at the same time. 391 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,554 You did a "Das Doppelte Lottchen." 392 00:12:43,579 --> 00:12:44,822 What? I don't know what that is. 393 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,279 - "Das Doppelte Lottchen"! - I'm only half. 394 00:12:47,304 --> 00:12:49,377 It's a German novel about a set of twins 395 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:51,118 who try to reunite their estranged parents. 396 00:12:51,142 --> 00:12:52,700 That's the "Parent Trap"! 397 00:12:52,725 --> 00:12:54,573 I knew my stratagem had classy origins. 398 00:12:54,598 --> 00:12:57,335 Peralta, this is my personal life. 399 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,482 You've crossed a line. 400 00:12:58,507 --> 00:13:00,367 - I'm leaving. - So am I. 401 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,033 Oh, no, wait, Kevin... 402 00:13:04,371 --> 00:13:06,813 Are there tools in here? You see a saw anywhere? 403 00:13:06,838 --> 00:13:07,987 I told you to stay away, Charles. 404 00:13:08,012 --> 00:13:09,015 I'm not into your energy. 405 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,147 Amy! 406 00:13:10,171 --> 00:13:12,018 Hi! Hi, Amy! 407 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,152 Hi. 408 00:13:13,653 --> 00:13:15,195 Look, I just wanted to say thank you 409 00:13:15,219 --> 00:13:16,806 for getting Mac to sleep. 410 00:13:17,094 --> 00:13:18,982 I was being really stubborn earlier, 411 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,724 and I guess what I'm trying to say 412 00:13:21,748 --> 00:13:24,422 is can I please have your nip tips? 413 00:13:24,446 --> 00:13:26,816 You don't want my nip tips, those crusty old things. 414 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,165 Oh, God, I can't be here for this. 415 00:13:28,189 --> 00:13:30,210 Oh, my mouth is so dry. It's all bad. 416 00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:32,874 - What's all bad? - I can't tell you, Amy. 417 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:33,813 What can't you tell me? 418 00:13:33,929 --> 00:13:35,690 It's too real. I need to leave. 419 00:13:37,328 --> 00:13:39,306 Damn it, I was looking for somewhere to be alone. 420 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:40,873 Sorry, I came out here looking for a signal 421 00:13:40,897 --> 00:13:42,839 to call Hitchcock, but no luck. 422 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,224 I can take my chips and go. 423 00:13:44,248 --> 00:13:45,846 Wait, you have chips? 424 00:13:46,903 --> 00:13:48,698 - You could stay. - Oh. 425 00:13:48,723 --> 00:13:50,840 So we got off to a bad start there with the bees 426 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,842 and Kevin rolling down the hill, 427 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,452 and then, of course, the second swarm of bees, 428 00:13:54,476 --> 00:13:55,923 but we're good now, right? 429 00:13:56,391 --> 00:13:57,715 Can you guys hear me? 430 00:13:58,201 --> 00:14:00,131 You keep moving away from me for some reason. 431 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,460 Ugh, I wish a bee would sting me in both ears right now 432 00:14:02,484 --> 00:14:03,722 so they'd seal shut as well. 433 00:14:03,746 --> 00:14:04,897 What was that? I couldn't hear you! 434 00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,529 I'll just assume you said, "Keep going." 435 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,074 Anyways, yeah, I just figured 436 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,467 if I could get you guys together, 437 00:14:09,491 --> 00:14:10,903 I could create a magical moment. 438 00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:13,950 But of course, we now know that magic doesn't exist. 439 00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:14,983 Shh! 440 00:14:15,566 --> 00:14:16,456 It's a corn crake. 441 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,215 Oh, no, I can't believe it. 442 00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:20,783 I finally spot a corn crake, and my eyes are swollen shut. 443 00:14:20,807 --> 00:14:22,523 It's okay, Kevin. I'll describe it to you. 444 00:14:22,547 --> 00:14:24,134 Okay, have you ever seen a duck? 445 00:14:24,158 --> 00:14:25,875 - Peralta, I got this. - Oh, okay. 446 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:29,400 The beak color is Pantone 4685C. 447 00:14:29,424 --> 00:14:30,411 Mm. 448 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:35,957 The wing is Pantone 2322C spotted with 4515C. 449 00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:36,973 Ooh. 450 00:14:36,997 --> 00:14:42,142 The tail is Pantone 7525C with bands of 419C. 451 00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:43,274 Oh, my, my. 452 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,197 Oh, Kevin, the throat... 453 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,162 Pantone 7528C. 454 00:14:49,502 --> 00:14:50,723 Oh, Raymond. 455 00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:53,511 Those are some hot Pantones. 456 00:14:53,819 --> 00:14:55,905 - Okay, Barbecue. - Mm-hmm. 457 00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:57,558 Sweet Maui Onion, 458 00:14:57,582 --> 00:15:00,170 and the surprising underdog, Original. 459 00:15:00,195 --> 00:15:01,606 I think I'm ready to crown a Chipeon. 460 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,868 Chipeon? That's good. 461 00:15:02,892 --> 00:15:04,696 Yeah, I came up with it because I misspoke. 462 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,573 Can I join you? 463 00:15:12,597 --> 00:15:13,836 Mac's never been asleep this long, 464 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,472 and I don't know what to do with myself. 465 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,516 Charles locked your kid in the room. 466 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,683 - What? - You made me say it. 467 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,015 If I didn't, you would've stayed here and ruined this 468 00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:20,625 good thing I got going with Scully and his chips. 469 00:15:20,649 --> 00:15:22,322 Wait, Mac is locked in a room? 470 00:15:22,346 --> 00:15:23,947 Oh, my... 471 00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:25,935 - Charles! - Amy! 472 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,023 I was just doing a little handiwork, 473 00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:28,285 you know, fixing up the old house. 474 00:15:28,309 --> 00:15:29,677 I know you locked my son in there. 475 00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:31,829 I'm sorry. I tried everything. 476 00:15:31,854 --> 00:15:33,333 Maybe he'll be happy growing up in that room. 477 00:15:33,357 --> 00:15:34,552 Oh, shut up, Charles! 478 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:35,945 I'll get him out. Move. 479 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,468 I'm telling you, it's impossible. 480 00:15:37,492 --> 00:15:38,774 Not for his mother. 481 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,945 Wow! 482 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,739 Sorry that took me so long. 483 00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:49,537 I cramped up halfway and then crawled for a little while. 484 00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:51,189 Maybe I should think about slimming down. 485 00:15:51,214 --> 00:15:52,593 No, it's actually good you didn't make it back. 486 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,006 Oh, thank you for saying that. 487 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,834 Look, I can't change my body, it defines me. 488 00:15:55,858 --> 00:15:57,807 No, no, no, we really saw a corn crake. 489 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,098 Holt had to describe it to Kevin, 490 00:15:59,122 --> 00:16:00,621 and now he's leading him, by the hand, out of the woods. 491 00:16:00,645 --> 00:16:02,841 The Parent Trap worked! I can't wait to tell the squad. 492 00:16:02,865 --> 00:16:04,364 Wait, wait, let me give Kevin the EpiPen, 493 00:16:04,388 --> 00:16:05,931 and then we can tell them together. 494 00:16:05,955 --> 00:16:09,026 Okay, whoa, whoa. Pump the brakes there, Sonic. 495 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,898 - What? - Sonic the Hedgehog. 496 00:16:10,944 --> 00:16:13,197 You've been hogging that hedge while I was out on a ledge. 497 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,331 No, you didn't have to deal with anyone 498 00:16:14,355 --> 00:16:15,375 saying it was a bad idea, 499 00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:16,507 so you don't get the credit either. 500 00:16:16,531 --> 00:16:19,727 This was 100% all me, Dr. Robotnik. 501 00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:21,338 - Who? - Sonic's archnemesis! 502 00:16:21,362 --> 00:16:23,340 You never played a video game or watched a movie, Terry? 503 00:16:23,364 --> 00:16:24,650 Get a life, dude! 504 00:16:24,887 --> 00:16:26,865 They were being so sweet with each other 505 00:16:26,889 --> 00:16:28,475 and holding hands, it was amazing. 506 00:16:28,499 --> 00:16:29,912 They're totally back in love. 507 00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:31,783 Peralta, I need to ask you something. 508 00:16:31,807 --> 00:16:33,437 Let me guess. Will I be the best man 509 00:16:33,461 --> 00:16:36,222 at a last-minute vow renewal ceremony that will serve 510 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,515 as an emotional capper to this magical weekend? 511 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,791 No, I need you to move your car. 512 00:16:39,815 --> 00:16:42,185 Kevin has decided to leave immediately. 513 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,535 Kevin Cozner leaving the Lake House. 514 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,430 This was 100% all Jake. 515 00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,395 Oh, Terry. 516 00:16:55,071 --> 00:16:57,310 Amy, will you please pass the mini crab cakes? 517 00:16:57,335 --> 00:16:58,487 Are you sure you can be trusted 518 00:16:58,512 --> 00:17:00,811 with something so small and delicate? 519 00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:02,640 I can tell you're upset, but you should know 520 00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:05,295 that I was locked in a room for 16 days as a child, 521 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:06,687 and I turned out just fine. 522 00:17:06,711 --> 00:17:08,915 No, you didn't. You're a freak! 523 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,701 Okay, I'm staying out of this one. 524 00:17:10,841 --> 00:17:12,128 Shocking... I didn't realize you were capable 525 00:17:12,152 --> 00:17:13,755 of staying out of anything. 526 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,135 We have an announcement. 527 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,015 We're here to crown the winner of this year's 528 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,946 Great Tournament of Chips. Rosa? 529 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,528 The Chipeon is... Smoky Bacon Chicken. 530 00:17:21,924 --> 00:17:23,269 - She's so high. - Yeah. 531 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,792 Sounds pretty good, though. 532 00:17:24,816 --> 00:17:27,167 Ugh, you guys are duds. Scully and I are gonna bounce. 533 00:17:29,203 --> 00:17:30,973 Oh, sir, that's a dribble cup. 534 00:17:30,997 --> 00:17:32,235 You're dripping on yourself. 535 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,384 Am I? 536 00:17:34,126 --> 00:17:36,500 Okay. Look, I'm really sorry. 537 00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,148 No need to apologize. 538 00:17:38,173 --> 00:17:39,890 Your Das Doppelte Lottchen scheme worked. 539 00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:42,749 You manufactured a perfect romantic moment, 540 00:17:42,773 --> 00:17:45,404 and I allowed myself to imagine, as Kevin held my hand, 541 00:17:45,428 --> 00:17:47,014 that he still felt something for me. 542 00:17:47,303 --> 00:17:49,365 When we came back, I walked him to his room, 543 00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:53,056 and just as I was working up the courage to ask him to stay, 544 00:17:53,476 --> 00:17:54,633 he said 545 00:17:55,612 --> 00:17:57,721 we shouldn't spend any more time together. 546 00:17:57,848 --> 00:18:01,410 Well, at least now I know that my marriage is over. 547 00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:06,492 So thank you, Peralta. 548 00:18:07,842 --> 00:18:10,649 Raymond Holt leaving the living room. 549 00:18:14,046 --> 00:18:16,305 Hey, crazy what a good mood Mac is in. 550 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:17,480 You mean given the fact that 551 00:18:17,504 --> 00:18:19,245 he was locked in a prison by Charles? 552 00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:20,535 How long did he sleep? 553 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,875 You mean before he was rescued from the prison 554 00:18:21,899 --> 00:18:23,310 he was locked in by Charles? 555 00:18:23,384 --> 00:18:24,535 I guess. 556 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,575 Three hours. 557 00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:27,229 Whoa. What did Charles do? 558 00:18:27,253 --> 00:18:29,144 - You mean besides... - Locking him in a prison. 559 00:18:29,168 --> 00:18:30,375 Got it. I'll stop asking. 560 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,755 Well, whatever he did, 561 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,235 - I'm loving his mood. - Whatever. 562 00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:35,237 I still can't believe my scheme didn't work. 563 00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:37,326 I mean, we saw a corn crake and everything. 564 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:38,718 I know. What are the odds? 565 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,024 Right? I have to say, 566 00:18:40,048 --> 00:18:41,634 I don't see what the big deal is all about. 567 00:18:41,658 --> 00:18:43,539 This is what they actually look like. 568 00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:45,421 Oh, that is not an attractive bird. 569 00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:47,901 I know! It's like a dumb duck! 570 00:18:47,925 --> 00:18:49,555 And this is what its call sounds like. 571 00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:54,299 Oh, it's horrible! It sounds like a Taser. 572 00:18:54,323 --> 00:18:56,606 No. It's wonderful. 573 00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:57,824 I have to go! 574 00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:00,392 Sir? 575 00:19:01,087 --> 00:19:02,285 What are you doing here, Peralta? 576 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:03,874 I wanna prove to you that you're wrong to think 577 00:19:03,898 --> 00:19:05,441 that Kevin doesn't have feelings for you anymore. 578 00:19:05,465 --> 00:19:07,225 Okay. What is he doing here? 579 00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:08,879 Oh, I wanna prove to him 580 00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:10,446 that he was wrong for hedging all day. 581 00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,012 But that's our own separate thing, so you can ignore it. 582 00:19:12,036 --> 00:19:14,276 Sir, listen. I think Kevin wanted to stay. 583 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:15,451 The only reason he left 584 00:19:15,475 --> 00:19:17,104 is 'cause he didn't know how you felt. 585 00:19:17,128 --> 00:19:18,932 Why would you think that? He's made no effort whatsoever. 586 00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:20,673 Or has he? Did you know that 587 00:19:20,697 --> 00:19:22,197 Kevin is better at bird calls than you? 588 00:19:22,221 --> 00:19:25,385 Oh, a strange, hurtful non sequitur. 589 00:19:25,410 --> 00:19:26,846 Now, who made the first corn crake call? 590 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:28,225 - I believe I did. - Correct. 591 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,719 Kevin and I heard you, and he responded. 592 00:19:29,743 --> 00:19:31,895 But get this, sir. You made the wrong call. 593 00:19:31,919 --> 00:19:34,158 This is what a rooting corn crake sounds like. 594 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,205 The call you made was for a scarlet warbler. 595 00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:40,773 - A trash bird. - Okay, so you made your point. 596 00:19:40,797 --> 00:19:42,732 I'm a trash man who only knows trash birds. 597 00:19:42,756 --> 00:19:44,342 No, that is not my point. 598 00:19:44,366 --> 00:19:46,591 My point is, Kevin knew it wasn't a corn crake, 599 00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:48,333 but he went to it anyway. 600 00:19:48,357 --> 00:19:50,944 Because he was going to you, not the bird! 601 00:19:50,968 --> 00:19:53,512 He still loves you! Our plan worked! 602 00:19:53,536 --> 00:19:54,948 - Our plan? - Yeah! 603 00:19:54,972 --> 00:19:57,650 Terry is off the hedge and on the ledge! 604 00:19:57,703 --> 00:19:59,377 Well, that means a lot, coming from you Jeffords, 605 00:19:59,418 --> 00:20:00,830 given how much you hate ledges. 606 00:20:00,891 --> 00:20:02,825 People don't know about Terry hating ledges! 607 00:20:02,849 --> 00:20:04,276 This is new! 608 00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:08,135 Hey, Amy, I wanted to give you this. 609 00:20:08,159 --> 00:20:10,080 I made Mac a truffle squash puree. 610 00:20:10,161 --> 00:20:11,704 I'm not trying to show you how to do anything, 611 00:20:11,728 --> 00:20:13,300 I'm just trying to apologize. 612 00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:14,465 It's okay, Charles. 613 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,746 I actually learned something from you yesterday. 614 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,582 Mac has trouble sleeping because I bother him too much. 615 00:20:20,606 --> 00:20:23,106 When he was locked in that room no one could check on him, 616 00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,979 and it was the longest nap he's ever taken. 617 00:20:26,003 --> 00:20:28,111 So thank you for the mousse. 618 00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:29,461 I can't believe you actually took it. 619 00:20:29,485 --> 00:20:30,723 Of course I took it. 620 00:20:30,747 --> 00:20:32,768 You locked my baby in a room, Charles. 621 00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:34,814 You're gonna be cooking for him until he goes to college, okay? 622 00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:36,424 - Okay. - Great, thanks. 623 00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:38,339 How's it going, sir? You look chipper. 624 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,602 Yes, well, I called Kevin and told him 625 00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:43,126 I still have feelings for him, and he said he felt the same. 626 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:46,750 So we begin couples counseling next week. 627 00:20:47,124 --> 00:20:50,395 That's great, sir. I'm so glad. 628 00:20:50,419 --> 00:20:53,833 Looks like Captain Holt caught a fatty trout in his gill net. 629 00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:56,009 - You watched "Alone"? - Every single episode. 630 00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:57,462 Terry has not slept! 631 00:20:57,904 --> 00:20:59,752 Hey, Rosa, you wanna take a couple days off, 632 00:20:59,776 --> 00:21:01,493 drive to Buffalo, see the warehouse 633 00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:03,973 where Sweet Maui Onion chips are imported to? 634 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:05,192 Unless you don't wanna hang out 635 00:21:05,216 --> 00:21:07,194 'cause you're not stoned anymore. 636 00:21:07,218 --> 00:21:08,369 Actually, Buffalo sounds kind of cool. 637 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,414 Seriously? 638 00:21:09,438 --> 00:21:10,589 That's just not the weed talking? 639 00:21:10,613 --> 00:21:11,764 Oh, no, I'm not high at all anymore. 640 00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:13,265 Oh, no, I was so high. 641 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:14,897 Good news. While you were asleep, 642 00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:16,595 we finally got cell reception. 643 00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:17,987 What's up, cucks? 644 00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:20,337 So how did everybody lose their V-card? 645 00:21:20,361 --> 00:21:21,295 I'll go first. 646 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,903 Amy was right. Drugs are bad. 647 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:27,825 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com