1 00:00:12,635 --> 00:00:15,211 - Morning, honey bun. - Oh, Todd! Close the flap! 2 00:00:15,235 --> 00:00:18,279 - You're letting the light in. - What is go... Prudence. 3 00:00:18,522 --> 00:00:19,842 You've been in here for days. 4 00:00:19,866 --> 00:00:22,070 Please don't tell me you're going crazy. 5 00:00:22,094 --> 00:00:24,441 I am too young to have a wife I have to hide in the attic. 6 00:00:24,466 --> 00:00:25,875 No, it's not that. 7 00:00:25,899 --> 00:00:29,094 Zeke and I had an awkward conversation in Branchwater 8 00:00:29,118 --> 00:00:31,272 and I've kind of been avoiding him. 9 00:00:31,296 --> 00:00:34,194 Hey... as long as it's not a "me" problem, 10 00:00:34,219 --> 00:00:35,819 I really don't care. 11 00:00:35,864 --> 00:00:37,293 Hmm. 12 00:00:38,228 --> 00:00:39,458 I don't remember taking this. 13 00:00:39,932 --> 00:00:41,007 Oh, you don't need to look at that. 14 00:00:41,031 --> 00:00:42,382 - Let's go get some breakfast. - No, what is this? 15 00:00:42,407 --> 00:00:44,648 It's like a small black circle 16 00:00:44,673 --> 00:00:48,390 with two large white orbs on either side. 17 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,801 Todd! Is this your butt? 18 00:00:50,826 --> 00:00:51,965 I'm sorry, okay? 19 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:53,917 I went to the bathroom in tall grass 20 00:00:53,942 --> 00:00:55,578 and I was worried I got a tick on my butt. 21 00:00:55,602 --> 00:00:57,304 It was the only way that I could look back there. 22 00:00:57,328 --> 00:00:59,017 - What... where are you going? - Gross. 23 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:00,733 Prudence, I'm sorry. 24 00:01:00,758 --> 00:01:03,251 I didn't mean to... oh, boy. 25 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:06,779 Yep. Tick city. Location: My butt. 26 00:01:06,804 --> 00:01:08,837 Population: A lot. 27 00:01:08,962 --> 00:01:16,962 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 28 00:01:39,069 --> 00:01:41,838 Hey, Prudence. Long time, no see. 29 00:01:41,863 --> 00:01:43,929 Oh, me? Just chillin'. 30 00:01:44,401 --> 00:01:45,476 Stupid. 31 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,472 Hey, Prudence. 32 00:01:47,496 --> 00:01:49,658 Hey! Hey... uch. 33 00:01:50,116 --> 00:01:51,792 - Hey, Zeke. - Just chillin'! 34 00:01:51,817 --> 00:01:53,159 - What? - Nothing. 35 00:01:53,269 --> 00:01:55,575 So, anyway, I, um... 36 00:01:55,599 --> 00:01:56,680 I really appreciate you 37 00:01:56,704 --> 00:01:58,410 sharing your feelings with me in Branchwater. 38 00:01:58,434 --> 00:02:01,831 I really do, but we could never be a thing. 39 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:03,331 It's not like I could get a divorce. 40 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,456 I'd be a social pariah forever, and 41 00:02:05,481 --> 00:02:07,753 you don't want to be known as the wife-stealing reverend. 42 00:02:07,778 --> 00:02:10,129 So, I think it would be best for both of us 43 00:02:10,154 --> 00:02:13,067 if you just moved on. 44 00:02:14,617 --> 00:02:16,188 Yeah, no. Of course you're right. 45 00:02:16,212 --> 00:02:17,865 Obviously, this is for the best. 46 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:19,734 So we can go back to being friends? 47 00:02:19,759 --> 00:02:21,437 - No more drama? - No more drama. 48 00:02:23,414 --> 00:02:25,654 Everybody freeze! This is a stickup! 49 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:26,937 Come on! 50 00:02:32,434 --> 00:02:33,410 I'll handle this. 51 00:02:33,434 --> 00:02:35,898 I'm a real bitch before I've had my coffee. 52 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:38,179 Congratulations. 53 00:02:38,203 --> 00:02:40,648 You've just been robbed by... 54 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,073 - Trig's gang. - Trig? 55 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:45,556 Hey, honey, it's me! Benny! 56 00:02:45,581 --> 00:02:47,278 - Dad? - Holy smokes! 57 00:02:47,302 --> 00:02:50,146 What are the odds of us running into each other out here? 58 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,510 Come on, give your old man a hug. 59 00:02:52,621 --> 00:02:54,244 I thought you were dead. 60 00:02:54,269 --> 00:02:56,302 Yeah, well, surprise. 61 00:02:56,326 --> 00:02:58,542 Guys! It's Benny! 62 00:03:00,475 --> 00:03:01,247 Benny! 63 00:03:01,272 --> 00:03:02,351 Hey, guys! 64 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:04,451 - Aw, it's great to see you! - Hey! 65 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:06,460 Wow! The old gang's back together. 66 00:03:06,484 --> 00:03:09,070 I'm sorry. You're not upset about the whole, uh... 67 00:03:09,094 --> 00:03:12,154 "Shooting me in the back and leaving me for dead" thing? 68 00:03:12,178 --> 00:03:13,410 Nah, that's cool. 69 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:15,080 I get why you did it. 70 00:03:15,104 --> 00:03:16,797 - Uh, you do? - Sure! 71 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:18,542 I mean, one less guy to split the gold with. 72 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:20,179 That's just smart business. 73 00:03:20,203 --> 00:03:22,113 I know you didn't mean anything personal. 74 00:03:22,137 --> 00:03:24,608 - Right. Nothing personal. - Hey, Benny! 75 00:03:24,632 --> 00:03:26,661 Our new hideout's not far from here. 76 00:03:26,685 --> 00:03:27,857 You should come over! 77 00:03:27,881 --> 00:03:29,318 Oh, I don't know about that, guys. 78 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:32,311 No, I'm sure Benny has a full plate, so... 79 00:03:32,335 --> 00:03:33,899 Actually, I'd love to come. 80 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:37,367 I really missed you. It'd be great to reconnect. 81 00:03:38,181 --> 00:03:39,245 Yeah. 82 00:03:39,269 --> 00:03:41,663 - Why would I have a problem with that? - Yeah! 83 00:03:41,687 --> 00:03:44,422 Spending time with the father I tried to murder. 84 00:03:44,446 --> 00:03:46,653 Hey, everyone, I'm gonna go hang out with my daughter. 85 00:03:46,678 --> 00:03:47,850 You guys good? 86 00:03:48,526 --> 00:03:49,515 No. 87 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:50,714 Eh, they're good. 88 00:03:50,739 --> 00:03:51,895 Why did he ask? 89 00:03:54,741 --> 00:03:57,012 What do we do now? They took everything. 90 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,884 Ahoy there! 91 00:03:59,104 --> 00:04:01,179 Ahoy! Whoa. 92 00:04:02,391 --> 00:04:04,465 Looks like you folks hit a spot of trouble. 93 00:04:04,489 --> 00:04:06,443 Yes, we were just robbed by bandits. 94 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:08,782 Aw, that's awful! Brothers and sisters, 95 00:04:08,806 --> 00:04:10,554 let's give these poor people a hand. 96 00:04:10,578 --> 00:04:15,129 ?? Holy, holy, holy ?? 97 00:04:15,153 --> 00:04:17,443 That's a lot of brothers and sisters. 98 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:19,212 We are Noonans. 99 00:04:19,236 --> 00:04:20,767 I'm the prophet Jedidiah. 100 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:22,715 God spoke to me and asked me 101 00:04:22,739 --> 00:04:24,437 to lead my people to the west 102 00:04:24,461 --> 00:04:26,245 to escape religious persecution. 103 00:04:26,436 --> 00:04:27,981 That's a pretty bold claim, 104 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,583 that God speaks directly to you. 105 00:04:29,607 --> 00:04:31,557 I'm sorry, hold on. God's calling. 106 00:04:31,581 --> 00:04:33,305 Yes, God? Hello? 107 00:04:33,329 --> 00:04:34,781 Yeah, I'm with some people right now. 108 00:04:34,805 --> 00:04:35,814 Are you talking to God right now? 109 00:04:35,838 --> 00:04:37,649 Can you please tell him I'm a huge fan? 110 00:04:37,673 --> 00:04:38,953 Reverend Ezekiel Brown says hi. 111 00:04:38,977 --> 00:04:42,009 Reverend Ezekiel Brown says hi, God. 112 00:04:43,219 --> 00:04:45,063 - God says hi. - Nice! 113 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:46,856 Okay, God, bye-bye. 114 00:04:47,601 --> 00:04:48,682 I'm so sorry about that. 115 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:49,847 - No. - Hey, would you folks mind 116 00:04:49,871 --> 00:04:52,578 if we fixed up your wagons and replenished your supplies? 117 00:04:52,602 --> 00:04:55,220 Are you... sure! I mean, that is a huge favor. 118 00:04:55,244 --> 00:04:57,913 Are you kidding? You will be doing us a favor! 119 00:04:57,937 --> 00:05:00,189 There is nothing we Noonans like more 120 00:05:00,214 --> 00:05:01,603 than to help people in need. 121 00:05:01,628 --> 00:05:02,960 Please? 122 00:05:02,985 --> 00:05:04,352 Oh, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:05:04,376 --> 00:05:05,998 - Sure, go ahead. - You hear that, Noonans? 124 00:05:06,022 --> 00:05:07,649 Let's show them how we say thank you. 125 00:05:07,673 --> 00:05:08,805 Thank you. 126 00:05:08,829 --> 00:05:09,808 Uh. 127 00:05:12,566 --> 00:05:14,176 Oh, okay. 128 00:05:16,314 --> 00:05:17,550 I'm Phaedra. 129 00:05:17,574 --> 00:05:19,583 I take it you are the... 130 00:05:19,607 --> 00:05:21,474 spiritual leader of your group? 131 00:05:21,498 --> 00:05:23,684 Well, I don't know if I'd call myself the leader, per se. 132 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:26,451 Most people tend to ignore or openly scorn me. 133 00:05:26,475 --> 00:05:29,913 Well, I find it quite attractive. 134 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:34,356 Huh. 135 00:05:34,442 --> 00:05:36,955 Maybe today won't be so bad after all. 136 00:05:41,805 --> 00:05:44,418 So, this is the new lair. 137 00:05:44,442 --> 00:05:48,521 Aw, damn, Trig! This is swank! Ha! 138 00:05:48,838 --> 00:05:50,352 Well, under my leadership, 139 00:05:50,376 --> 00:05:52,143 the gang is doing better than ever. 140 00:05:52,167 --> 00:05:53,484 We're up in every sector... 141 00:05:53,508 --> 00:05:55,913 Robberies, murders, trains exploded. 142 00:05:55,937 --> 00:05:57,124 - Nice. - Mm-hmm. 143 00:05:58,277 --> 00:06:00,517 Though there's a little too much sunlight 144 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:01,550 getting in for my taste. 145 00:06:01,574 --> 00:06:03,682 I mean, shouldn't a bandits' lair be 146 00:06:03,706 --> 00:06:05,385 more spooky-scary? 147 00:06:05,409 --> 00:06:07,311 Okay, studies show that bandits 148 00:06:07,336 --> 00:06:09,355 are more productive in a well-lit workspace. 149 00:06:09,380 --> 00:06:11,679 Plus, we're not always shooting each other by mistake 150 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,313 like we were in the old lair. 151 00:06:13,338 --> 00:06:15,306 Oh. Well, that's good, I guess. 152 00:06:15,427 --> 00:06:16,616 Oh, my God. 153 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,803 - What'd you do with the treasure? - I organized it. 154 00:06:18,827 --> 00:06:20,781 This way it's easier to find what you're looking for. 155 00:06:20,805 --> 00:06:22,102 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 156 00:06:22,126 --> 00:06:24,550 You're missing the whole point of having treasure. 157 00:06:24,574 --> 00:06:26,649 It's gotta be in a big sloppy pile 158 00:06:26,673 --> 00:06:28,550 preferably with a skull on top 159 00:06:28,574 --> 00:06:31,530 - with big rubies for eyes. - Dad! 160 00:06:32,007 --> 00:06:34,682 I'm glad that you want to reconnect, 161 00:06:34,706 --> 00:06:36,574 but this is my gang now. 162 00:06:36,598 --> 00:06:38,022 We're doing things my way. 163 00:06:38,046 --> 00:06:40,418 And if you can't respect that, you're welcome to leave. 164 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,319 No, okay, I get it. You're in charge. 165 00:06:43,343 --> 00:06:46,133 I am zipping my lips and throwing away the key. 166 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:48,352 - Okay. - And I'm shooting the key. 167 00:06:48,446 --> 00:06:50,828 And I'm burying it in an unmarked grave. 168 00:06:51,782 --> 00:06:53,847 Hey folks! Look what I found outside, 169 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:55,168 snooping around. 170 00:06:55,192 --> 00:06:56,550 Dingus, what are you doing here? 171 00:06:56,574 --> 00:06:58,549 I was following you, you big jerk. 172 00:06:58,573 --> 00:07:01,117 I didn't realize you were leading me into a bandits' lair. 173 00:07:01,141 --> 00:07:02,764 Sorry, are you two friends or something? 174 00:07:03,191 --> 00:07:04,123 Us? 175 00:07:04,739 --> 00:07:06,583 No, we're mortal enemies. 176 00:07:06,607 --> 00:07:07,786 Yeah, we understand each other, 177 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,715 but we also very much want to kill each other. 178 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:12,072 Speaking of which, gang? 179 00:07:12,097 --> 00:07:13,681 It's execution time. 180 00:07:13,706 --> 00:07:14,748 All right! 181 00:07:14,772 --> 00:07:16,432 What did we just talk about? 182 00:07:16,457 --> 00:07:17,796 I forgot. You're in charge. 183 00:07:17,821 --> 00:07:18,764 You say it. 184 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:21,615 Gang, it... It's execution time. 185 00:07:22,003 --> 00:07:24,263 - Yeah. - Okay. Here we go. 186 00:07:24,871 --> 00:07:26,958 What? That was good, pumpkin. 187 00:07:28,956 --> 00:07:30,258 I thought it was good. 188 00:07:30,376 --> 00:07:32,385 Really, this is just incredible. 189 00:07:32,409 --> 00:07:33,484 We cannot thank you enough. 190 00:07:33,508 --> 00:07:34,517 Oh, it's truly our pleasure. 191 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,011 And I hope you don't mind me saying, but I love your dress. 192 00:07:37,035 --> 00:07:40,319 Oh, thank you. It's the color of the heavens. 193 00:07:40,343 --> 00:07:43,364 It's almost time for my hourly prayers, 194 00:07:43,388 --> 00:07:45,440 but, I'll see you later? 195 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,606 You certainly will. 196 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,097 Man, these Noonans are freaks, huh? 197 00:07:54,122 --> 00:07:56,387 One of them literally keeps trying to comb my hair. 198 00:07:56,412 --> 00:07:58,271 Actually, I think they're really good people. 199 00:07:58,296 --> 00:08:00,286 And you'll be happy to know I took your advice 200 00:08:00,311 --> 00:08:02,146 and I'm going on a date with one of them later. 201 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,701 Wow! Wait, that's great. 202 00:08:05,772 --> 00:08:07,422 I'm so glad you found somebody, 203 00:08:07,463 --> 00:08:08,649 so... quickly. 204 00:08:08,673 --> 00:08:10,134 - What are the odds, right? - Yeah. 205 00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:12,616 Well, I should go and change into my date collar. 206 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,847 See you later, Pru. Thank you again. 207 00:08:15,051 --> 00:08:16,782 Don't mention it. 208 00:08:18,516 --> 00:08:20,504 Bleagh! I said get away from me! 209 00:08:20,544 --> 00:08:21,800 God bless! 210 00:08:25,909 --> 00:08:27,682 I've never met anyone who likes 211 00:08:27,706 --> 00:08:29,880 the Book of Obadiah as much as I do! 212 00:08:29,904 --> 00:08:31,619 I am a huge Obadiah nerd. 213 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,263 The fall of Edom gets me every time. 214 00:08:33,317 --> 00:08:36,339 Tut tut! Remember to leave three feet for God. 215 00:08:36,364 --> 00:08:38,439 Our Lord has very wide hips. 216 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:40,880 Hey, guys. 217 00:08:40,904 --> 00:08:42,748 I wanted to meet Zeke's mystery lady 218 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,095 I've been hearing so much about. 219 00:08:44,144 --> 00:08:45,999 Yeah! Uh, Phaedra, this is my friend Prudence. 220 00:08:46,023 --> 00:08:48,781 Oh, well, best friend. More than that, really. 221 00:08:49,124 --> 00:08:52,451 Uh, so, Phaedra, what's your deal, girl? 222 00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:53,810 - Uh, my deal? - Yeah, you know. 223 00:08:53,849 --> 00:08:55,550 Like, uh, what do you like to do for fun? 224 00:08:55,574 --> 00:08:58,649 Oh, um... I don't have fun. 225 00:08:58,673 --> 00:09:01,021 I mostly just stare at the wall 226 00:09:01,059 --> 00:09:02,759 and dwell on the nature of guilt. 227 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:05,649 Yeesh. Real live wire over here. 228 00:09:05,673 --> 00:09:08,266 You dwell on guilt? Me, too. 229 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:09,914 It is one of my favorite forms of shame. 230 00:09:09,939 --> 00:09:12,748 Really? How do you feel about self-denial? 231 00:09:12,772 --> 00:09:13,889 I love it. It's like, 232 00:09:13,922 --> 00:09:15,682 how much stuff do you actually need, self? 233 00:09:15,706 --> 00:09:17,008 Right? So little! 234 00:09:17,844 --> 00:09:19,572 Goals. Seems like you two have a lot to talk about, 235 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,857 so I'm just gonna... I'm gonna go. 236 00:09:20,882 --> 00:09:22,319 - Nice to meet you. - Okay, quick. 237 00:09:22,343 --> 00:09:24,695 What is your favorite way of cleansing sin? 238 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,399 One, two, three. 239 00:09:26,508 --> 00:09:28,385 Mortification of the flesh! 240 00:09:28,409 --> 00:09:29,475 Tut tut tut! 241 00:09:31,673 --> 00:09:32,649 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 242 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:35,555 Oh, your fingers are like magic, Josiah. 243 00:09:36,696 --> 00:09:38,679 Oh, Prudence. How great are these Noonans? 244 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,715 They'll do anything you ask if you say that you're in need, 245 00:09:40,739 --> 00:09:43,227 which as you know, I am. Hey! 246 00:09:43,264 --> 00:09:45,246 Careful with the nails, Jethro. 247 00:09:45,271 --> 00:09:47,300 I'm so poor. 248 00:09:48,475 --> 00:09:49,880 What does Zeke like about that girl? 249 00:09:49,904 --> 00:09:51,102 A bowl of oatmeal in a wig 250 00:09:51,139 --> 00:09:52,623 would have more personality than her. 251 00:09:52,670 --> 00:09:54,484 Well, I mean, the Reverend's a pretty boring guy, too, 252 00:09:54,508 --> 00:09:56,579 so it seems like the perfect match. 253 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,590 Whatever. It's just one date. 254 00:09:59,615 --> 00:10:00,988 It's not like they're getting married. 255 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,715 Glorious news, brothers and sisters. 256 00:10:04,739 --> 00:10:06,051 Ezekiel and Phaedra 257 00:10:06,075 --> 00:10:08,519 found their first date satisfactory. 258 00:10:08,543 --> 00:10:10,451 So the wedding will commence this afternoon. 259 00:10:10,475 --> 00:10:11,705 - What? - Noonans! 260 00:10:11,729 --> 00:10:14,550 Let's show them how we say congratulations. 261 00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:16,406 Congratulations. 262 00:10:16,706 --> 00:10:17,767 Don't stop. 263 00:10:20,195 --> 00:10:21,586 Any last words? 264 00:10:21,611 --> 00:10:23,127 Eh... 265 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:24,813 Maybe. 266 00:10:24,838 --> 00:10:26,259 You know what? No, I'm good. 267 00:10:26,283 --> 00:10:27,814 Then tell the devil... 268 00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:29,578 Trig says hi. 269 00:10:29,603 --> 00:10:31,480 Yeah, okay. 270 00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:34,385 Yes, Dad, is there a problem? 271 00:10:34,409 --> 00:10:36,521 What? No. You're doing great. 272 00:10:36,546 --> 00:10:37,605 Okay, then. 273 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:40,265 Tell the devil Trig says hi. 274 00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:41,385 Oh, God. Excuse me. 275 00:10:41,409 --> 00:10:43,204 Okay, clearly you have something to say, 276 00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:44,814 so why don't you just say it? 277 00:10:44,838 --> 00:10:46,117 Okay, it's just... 278 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,517 can we do something better than shooting him? 279 00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:50,027 Anybody can shoot a guy. 280 00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,840 I mean, where's the showmanship? 281 00:10:51,865 --> 00:10:53,933 What about tying him to the train tracks, 282 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,745 or throw him off a cliff? Something. 283 00:10:55,783 --> 00:10:57,517 This is the way I like to kill people. 284 00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,198 It is clean. It is efficient. 285 00:10:59,222 --> 00:11:01,710 "I'm Trig, the efficiency machine. 286 00:11:01,734 --> 00:11:04,089 What is the square root of killing a guy?" 287 00:11:04,116 --> 00:11:05,915 Okay, I don't sound like that. 288 00:11:05,954 --> 00:11:07,038 You know what might be fun? 289 00:11:07,062 --> 00:11:08,819 Take a big rock and just drop it on him. 290 00:11:08,843 --> 00:11:10,820 - That's fun. - What if we tie his limbs 291 00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:12,276 to horses and rip him apart? 292 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:14,029 What if we do something bad to his penis? 293 00:11:14,062 --> 00:11:15,333 Actually, could you just shoot me? 294 00:11:15,357 --> 00:11:16,925 We could make him sit on some knives. 295 00:11:16,956 --> 00:11:18,938 - He'd bleed from his butt. - Now we're cooking. What else? 296 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,351 Feed him to the alligators. In the desert? 297 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,725 You ain't got alligators out here? 298 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,321 Cut off his legs and call him Shorty. 299 00:11:23,345 --> 00:11:24,920 Or we can just let him go. 300 00:11:25,282 --> 00:11:26,233 Who said that? 301 00:11:31,434 --> 00:11:33,572 Hey, Zeke, can I talk to you for a sec? 302 00:11:33,597 --> 00:11:36,128 I'm sorry. Is this stripper putting on clothes? 303 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:37,684 Yes, the Noonans are throwing me 304 00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,081 a traditional Noonan bachelor party 305 00:11:39,105 --> 00:11:41,003 and technically she's a dresser, not a stripper. 306 00:11:41,028 --> 00:11:44,253 - Put it on, baby! - Oopsies. 307 00:11:49,479 --> 00:11:52,422 Zeke, are you sure about this whole marriage thing? 308 00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:54,578 I know it seems quick, but Phaedra and I 309 00:11:54,624 --> 00:11:55,678 have so much in common. 310 00:11:55,711 --> 00:11:57,026 It's like I'm marrying my sister! 311 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,059 Uh, yeah, that's not usually the goal. 312 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,191 Don't you want to be with someone 313 00:12:01,215 --> 00:12:02,158 you have chemistry with? 314 00:12:02,182 --> 00:12:03,191 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm confused. 315 00:12:03,215 --> 00:12:04,861 You were the one telling me I should move on. 316 00:12:04,885 --> 00:12:07,257 Now I've done that and you're being really weird about it. 317 00:12:07,281 --> 00:12:09,813 I'm just looking out for you, as a friend. 318 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,598 Okay, well, thanks, Pru, 319 00:12:11,622 --> 00:12:13,224 but Phaedra's the right person for me. 320 00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:15,323 Ezekiel! Get over here! 321 00:12:15,347 --> 00:12:17,380 Ooh! Gotta make it rain! 322 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,844 Alms for the poor? 323 00:12:21,753 --> 00:12:25,158 Yeah! God bless you. 324 00:12:25,182 --> 00:12:26,951 Now this is an execution... 325 00:12:26,976 --> 00:12:28,728 Death by fire ants. 326 00:12:28,753 --> 00:12:31,257 Uch. I really hate you for this one, Benny. 327 00:12:31,281 --> 00:12:32,976 I still don't see how this is any better 328 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,059 than just shooting him. 329 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,257 What? This is way cooler. 330 00:12:35,281 --> 00:12:36,158 Back me up here, Dingus. 331 00:12:36,182 --> 00:12:38,125 Yeah, I hate to say it, but this is cooler. 332 00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:42,849 Now to apply the honey, and let the ant buffet begin. 333 00:12:42,873 --> 00:12:43,965 Aah! 334 00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:46,059 Oh, oh, oh, here. Why don't you do the honors? 335 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,266 Oh, no. Why don't you do it? 336 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:48,960 I mean, clearly you're running the gang now. 337 00:12:48,984 --> 00:12:51,125 Don't be like that. You're still in charge. 338 00:12:51,149 --> 00:12:52,311 - You can do it. - No, you do it. 339 00:12:52,335 --> 00:12:53,790 Maybe we should just pick it up tomorrow. 340 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,499 - Just do it! - No, I don't want to do it. 341 00:12:55,523 --> 00:12:57,884 - Don't be a baby and do it! - I said, I don't want to! 342 00:12:57,934 --> 00:12:59,356 - God! - Yeesh. 343 00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:02,228 You want to know the real reason I shot you in the back? 344 00:13:02,252 --> 00:13:05,525 It's because everything always has to be about you. 345 00:13:05,775 --> 00:13:08,828 I was always second fiddle to the great Benny the Teen! 346 00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:11,895 And you're so egotistical, you can't stand the idea 347 00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:14,793 that I might be better at leading the gang than you! 348 00:13:14,818 --> 00:13:17,987 And now, I'm crying in front of the prisoner, so that's just great. 349 00:13:18,012 --> 00:13:20,887 Oh, no, don't mind me. I'm just looking at the dirt. 350 00:13:20,912 --> 00:13:22,415 You all suck. 351 00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:24,961 Trig! What... 352 00:13:24,986 --> 00:13:26,773 Drama! 353 00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:28,945 Am I right, guys? 354 00:13:29,149 --> 00:13:31,356 Welcome to Brother Ezekiel 355 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:33,960 and Sister Phaedra's rehearsal lunch. 356 00:13:33,984 --> 00:13:35,828 Let me tell you, my girl Phaedra 357 00:13:35,852 --> 00:13:37,290 can get a little crazy. 358 00:13:37,314 --> 00:13:38,894 Oh, no! Here it comes. 359 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,125 Like when she organized a church crawl, 360 00:13:41,149 --> 00:13:44,198 and prayed at 15 chapels in one night. 361 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:47,109 I got so... rewarded. 362 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:48,600 This is insane. 363 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:50,290 It's like he's a completely different person with her. 364 00:13:50,314 --> 00:13:51,389 Sorry, dear, did you say something? 365 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,789 I can't hear you with the fan in my ear. 366 00:13:54,314 --> 00:13:56,894 Well, don't stop. I'm a hot little baby. 367 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,564 You are going to be the meekest bride ever. 368 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,092 I love you like a sister wife. 369 00:14:02,116 --> 00:14:03,389 Aw! 370 00:14:04,816 --> 00:14:08,212 Hey, everybody. Zeke's bestie here. 371 00:14:08,237 --> 00:14:10,257 Sorry to interrupt the swell time 372 00:14:10,281 --> 00:14:12,713 we're all not having. 373 00:14:15,838 --> 00:14:16,994 Whoo. Tough crowd. 374 00:14:17,019 --> 00:14:18,326 She's bombing. 375 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,666 So, I know Phaedra thinks she's marrying 376 00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:23,228 this upright man of God, 377 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,367 but I actually know a different Zeke. 378 00:14:27,498 --> 00:14:28,894 Where are... where are you going with this, Pru? 379 00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:31,389 For example, everyone sees Zeke 380 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:34,076 as this very proper guy, and he is, 381 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:37,224 except for when he eats too many beans on the trail 382 00:14:37,248 --> 00:14:39,828 and becomes Colonel Fartington. 383 00:14:39,852 --> 00:14:41,125 I don't know what she's talking about. 384 00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:42,960 Oh, come on! Yes, you do. 385 00:14:42,984 --> 00:14:44,026 I do declare, 386 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,556 I've made a stinky in my pantaloons! 387 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,026 I don't do the accent! 388 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:49,257 Who's Colonel Fartington? 389 00:14:49,281 --> 00:14:52,290 Zeke likes to say, "Early to bed, early to rise," 390 00:14:52,314 --> 00:14:54,419 but I've seen this night owl 391 00:14:54,443 --> 00:14:55,765 stay up until past 9:00. 392 00:14:55,789 --> 00:14:56,841 That's not too bad. 393 00:14:56,866 --> 00:14:57,971 - Thirty! - What?! 394 00:14:58,011 --> 00:15:00,059 What are you doing? And I've saved the dirtiest 395 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,159 little secret for last. 396 00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:02,191 Pru, please, don't. 397 00:15:02,215 --> 00:15:05,644 Because my man Zeke is a full-blown, 398 00:15:05,668 --> 00:15:07,026 raging... 399 00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:09,493 chocoholic! 400 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,960 What the? 401 00:15:10,984 --> 00:15:12,158 I had a small thing for malt balls, 402 00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:13,544 but I am good now, I swear. 403 00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:15,730 I didn't even know who you are anymore! 404 00:15:15,755 --> 00:15:18,566 No! Phaedra! I've been clean for months! 405 00:15:18,591 --> 00:15:21,666 What was that?! You just ruined my marriage! 406 00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:23,861 That girl was a dud. I'm doing you a favor. 407 00:15:23,885 --> 00:15:25,623 How is that a favor? You reject me, 408 00:15:25,647 --> 00:15:27,224 and then you take away my only other chance at love? 409 00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:28,323 I'm just trying to be your friend. 410 00:15:28,347 --> 00:15:29,421 Well, how about this? 411 00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:32,122 Next time you want to be my friend, just don't. 412 00:15:37,775 --> 00:15:40,747 You are a good bandit. 413 00:15:40,951 --> 00:15:44,356 You've stolen lots of money. 414 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,115 Knock, knock. 415 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,053 What do you want? 416 00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:49,196 I've been thinking about what you said earlier, 417 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:52,960 and, uh, I really do want us to have a good relationship. 418 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:56,002 And I think I finally see where you're coming from. 419 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,159 And? 420 00:16:02,915 --> 00:16:06,023 You're upset because I... 421 00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:07,993 well, I'm good at leading the gang, 422 00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:10,092 and well, you kinda suck at it. 423 00:16:10,116 --> 00:16:12,323 See, I'm a natural-born alpha 424 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,134 with competence and charisma to spare, 425 00:16:15,158 --> 00:16:17,356 and you're more of a beta follower type. 426 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:20,154 I know it must be so hard living in the shadow 427 00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:24,049 of someone who's better than you in every single way, 428 00:16:24,073 --> 00:16:26,389 but sweetie, the sooner that you can accept it, 429 00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:28,125 then the sooner we can get back 430 00:16:28,149 --> 00:16:30,775 to having a good relationship. 431 00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:35,770 Wow, that felt so good to get off my chest. 432 00:16:36,543 --> 00:16:38,222 Hear this, Benny. 433 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:43,385 You and I will never have a relationship. 434 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:47,738 As far as I'm concerned, you're dead to me. 435 00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:49,558 Do you understand that? 436 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,222 Dead! 437 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,994 Well, that didn't go as well as I expected. 438 00:16:56,413 --> 00:16:57,422 All right, look, it's getting late. 439 00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:58,947 I should probably, uh... 440 00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:04,026 Oh, uh... want this back over there? 441 00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,812 - Or should I leave it here? - Get out! 442 00:17:05,837 --> 00:17:07,312 I'll just leave it here. 443 00:17:10,037 --> 00:17:11,832 Not in the back, okay? 444 00:17:18,545 --> 00:17:19,637 Hey, Zeke. 445 00:17:19,661 --> 00:17:21,026 We're gathered here today to witness... 446 00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:21,981 What's going on? 447 00:17:22,005 --> 00:17:23,274 I thought the wedding was off. 448 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:24,191 Oh, it is. 449 00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:27,737 Phaedra took some time to get over the breakup, 450 00:17:28,028 --> 00:17:31,455 but eventually she moved on and found somebody new. 451 00:17:31,479 --> 00:17:34,138 - Wow. These people move fast. - Mm. 452 00:17:34,163 --> 00:17:35,323 It's okay, though. 453 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,158 Maybe I'm just not meant to be with anyone. 454 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,335 I know you were just looking out for my happiness. 455 00:17:43,215 --> 00:17:44,224 If anyone has a reason 456 00:17:44,248 --> 00:17:45,861 why these two should not be wed, 457 00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:49,260 please speak now, or forever hold your peace. 458 00:17:51,252 --> 00:17:52,363 I do. 459 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,100 Phaedra, you need to give Zeke another chance. 460 00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:02,389 I know I said some vaguely damning things about him, 461 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:05,455 but he is an incredible guy. 462 00:18:05,479 --> 00:18:08,964 He's kind and thoughtful and caring. 463 00:18:11,887 --> 00:18:13,425 Truth is... 464 00:18:14,149 --> 00:18:16,099 any woman would be crazy not to be with him 465 00:18:16,124 --> 00:18:17,747 if she had the chance. 466 00:18:18,828 --> 00:18:20,554 Josiah, I'm sorry. 467 00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:22,391 My heart belongs to another. 468 00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,685 Makes sense. 469 00:18:23,731 --> 00:18:25,929 Ezekiel, get up here. 470 00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:29,158 - Thank you, Pru. - Yeah. 471 00:18:31,347 --> 00:18:32,626 If you can move out, thanks. 472 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,125 Well, Sister Phaedra, 473 00:18:34,149 --> 00:18:35,219 do you take Brother Ezekiel 474 00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:36,770 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 475 00:18:36,794 --> 00:18:38,986 - I do. - And do you, Ezekiel, 476 00:18:39,011 --> 00:18:41,980 take Sister Phaedra to be your lawfully wedded wife? 477 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,049 - I do. - I now pronounce you 478 00:18:46,073 --> 00:18:49,149 man and wife. You may kiss the bride. 479 00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:51,125 Tut, tut, tut! 480 00:18:51,149 --> 00:18:52,654 Leave three inches for God. 481 00:18:52,794 --> 00:18:54,708 He likes a good triple kiss. 482 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,720 Thanks, Pru. 483 00:19:17,961 --> 00:19:19,234 What's going on here? 484 00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:22,488 Uh, we ran into an extremist religious sect, 485 00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:24,488 and Zeke married one of them. 486 00:19:24,512 --> 00:19:25,944 Oh. That's cool. 487 00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:27,253 How'd it go with Trig? 488 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,422 Not great. She basically wrote me out 489 00:19:29,446 --> 00:19:32,120 of her life forever, so... yeah. 490 00:19:32,903 --> 00:19:34,176 Yeah. 491 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,026 Wanna get totally shitfaced? 492 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,356 I thought you'd never ask. 493 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,469 Ahh... mmm... 494 00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:44,334 Well, Noonans, it is time for us 495 00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:46,422 to continue on our journey. 496 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:47,488 What's happening? 497 00:19:47,512 --> 00:19:49,290 No. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. 498 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,620 No, no, Jedidiah, no, no, no. 499 00:19:50,644 --> 00:19:52,389 You can't leave, okay? I've become accustomed 500 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:54,290 to the Noonans servicing my every whim. 501 00:19:54,314 --> 00:19:55,940 Mr. Aberdeen, you don't need our help. 502 00:19:55,964 --> 00:19:57,684 You look like you're back on your feet again. 503 00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:58,655 No, I'm not, though! 504 00:19:58,679 --> 00:20:00,158 I still need help. I'm a very sick person, 505 00:20:00,182 --> 00:20:01,522 both physically and morally. 506 00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:03,138 I'm unkind towards children! 507 00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,500 Well, that's not something we can help you with. 508 00:20:05,525 --> 00:20:07,703 I have impure thoughts about my mother. 509 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,308 There, I said it. 510 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,851 I think she's hot and I want her bad. 511 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,170 No one's asking you to say these things. 512 00:20:13,194 --> 00:20:14,259 Please just leave us alone. 513 00:20:14,283 --> 00:20:16,302 I kissed a dog because I was lonely, once. 514 00:20:16,326 --> 00:20:17,938 Okay, fine! It was a bunch, 515 00:20:17,962 --> 00:20:20,003 - and it was nice. - Okay, we're leaving. 516 00:20:20,028 --> 00:20:22,092 The dog and I had a long-lasting 517 00:20:22,127 --> 00:20:23,533 and meaningful relationship! 518 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:26,456 Does that do anything for you? 519 00:20:26,481 --> 00:20:28,226 Please don't go! 520 00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:29,774 Noonans! 521 00:20:30,969 --> 00:20:38,249 credits