1 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,258 Welcome to the Bro House, 2 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:09,628 a nonstop party 3 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:13,515 where the only rule is bro rule. And who are we? 4 00:00:13,518 --> 00:00:14,803 Zinn. 5 00:00:15,023 --> 00:00:16,104 _ 6 00:00:17,471 --> 00:00:18,443 Wyatt. 7 00:00:18,645 --> 00:00:19,824 _ 8 00:00:20,025 --> 00:00:22,015 _ 9 00:00:22,025 --> 00:00:24,286 - _, _, _ - Chug, chug, chug! 10 00:00:24,289 --> 00:00:25,692 James. 11 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,700 Barry. 12 00:00:29,903 --> 00:00:31,202 _ 13 00:00:33,557 --> 00:00:35,477 No excuses. No limits. 14 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,097 That's what we say around here. That's how we roll. 15 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,169 We're not gonna do all the crazy shit that everyone else 16 00:00:40,171 --> 00:00:41,758 is doing. We're gonna go crazier. 17 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,664 We're gonna be better. 18 00:00:43,688 --> 00:00:44,887 _ 19 00:00:47,758 --> 00:00:49,860 - What's up, everybody? It's your boy Zinn. - _ 20 00:00:49,863 --> 00:00:53,414 Uh, I'm 26. I am bad news, they say. 21 00:00:54,786 --> 00:00:57,034 We are here in the Bro House. 22 00:00:57,037 --> 00:00:59,089 What is the Bro House, you may be asking? 23 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,813 Well, it's just me and my three best homeys 24 00:01:01,816 --> 00:01:05,450 - living in this dope-ass place doing crazy shit together. - _ 25 00:01:05,453 --> 00:01:07,142 - Whatever feels good, you know? - _ 26 00:01:07,144 --> 00:01:09,648 Welcome to the Bro House! 27 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:12,286 - No limits, no boundaries. That's just the way we roll - _ 28 00:01:12,288 --> 00:01:14,122 around here. I mean, the crazier the better. 29 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:15,895 The Ice Bucket Challenge. 30 00:01:15,919 --> 00:01:18,758 _ 31 00:01:18,768 --> 00:01:22,339 Fuck you, little bitch! 32 00:01:22,341 --> 00:01:24,611 Why we gonna do what everyone else is doing? 33 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:29,969 _ 34 00:01:34,351 --> 00:01:35,957 - Hi, I'm Wyatt. - _ 35 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,692 27. I'm from Newport Beach. 36 00:01:38,695 --> 00:01:41,878 I like to drink and surf, always at the same time. 37 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,918 I'm the laid-back guy. People like to think and say 38 00:01:45,921 --> 00:01:48,434 that it means I'm slow, but I'm not. 39 00:01:48,437 --> 00:01:51,782 Um, before I was an influencer, I was premed. 40 00:01:51,785 --> 00:01:53,653 Uh, I could've been your doctor. 41 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:56,830 Good morning. Are you ready for your breast exam? 42 00:01:57,646 --> 00:01:59,213 That's good, right? 43 00:01:59,215 --> 00:02:02,820 Don't do that. Come on. 44 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:06,129 - Yo, yo, yo. I'm Barry, 28. - _ 45 00:02:06,132 --> 00:02:07,329 From Connecticut. 46 00:02:07,331 --> 00:02:08,899 - I'm kind of the tech guy. - _ 47 00:02:08,901 --> 00:02:11,337 I keep things moving around here. Put out the fires. 48 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,274 The Saran Wrap Challenge. 49 00:02:13,298 --> 00:02:16,432 _ 50 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:19,863 Literally, they almost burned down the house twice. 51 00:02:19,866 --> 00:02:21,715 I'm-I'm behind the camera, mostly. 52 00:02:21,718 --> 00:02:23,793 Zinn decided that, and I'm... 53 00:02:23,796 --> 00:02:25,365 I'm totally cool with it. 54 00:02:25,389 --> 00:02:29,528 _ 55 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,215 - Guys and gals, I'm James. - _ 56 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,849 Uh, I'm 25. 57 00:02:33,851 --> 00:02:36,739 - _ - I couldn't believe it when the guys asked me to move in here. 58 00:02:36,742 --> 00:02:39,864 I-I had my own YouTube channel back in Florida 59 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:42,432 - _ - at my parents' house reviewing beauty products for guys, 60 00:02:42,434 --> 00:02:43,836 but this is way better. 61 00:02:43,838 --> 00:02:46,270 I mean, I wouldn't trade it for anything. 62 00:02:46,273 --> 00:02:48,262 - _ - The drinking, the partying, the girls. 63 00:02:48,265 --> 00:02:49,547 Definitely the girls. 64 00:02:49,549 --> 00:02:52,847 - Can never have enough girls around. - _ 65 00:02:53,891 --> 00:02:56,262 Zinn, Wyatt and me... the fam... 66 00:02:56,265 --> 00:02:58,153 We're, like, pushing 30, 67 00:02:58,156 --> 00:03:01,200 which is, like, 40 in influencer years. 68 00:03:01,203 --> 00:03:03,709 You get up there in years, you become invisible 69 00:03:03,712 --> 00:03:04,633 - to the audience. - _ 70 00:03:04,636 --> 00:03:06,271 And it's all about the subscriptions 71 00:03:06,274 --> 00:03:08,451 and the likes, and to get those and keep 'em, 72 00:03:08,453 --> 00:03:11,424 you got to keep riding the edge. 73 00:03:11,426 --> 00:03:13,294 Least, that's what Zinn says. 74 00:03:15,076 --> 00:03:18,125 _ 75 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:25,006 Yo, guys. Think we actually got someone. 76 00:03:25,009 --> 00:03:27,011 What? Where? 77 00:03:27,014 --> 00:03:28,614 Oh, shit, I see him. 78 00:03:28,617 --> 00:03:29,961 It's a Christmas miracle. 79 00:03:29,963 --> 00:03:31,665 Dude, I told you if we hung out long enough, 80 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:32,867 we'd spot a jumper. 81 00:03:32,869 --> 00:03:34,707 It's Suicide Bridge, bro. 82 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:37,389 Dude, a lot of people, they spiral around the holidays. 83 00:03:37,392 --> 00:03:39,325 What if he's just out walking? 84 00:03:39,328 --> 00:03:42,051 On a bridge at this time dressed like my dad? 85 00:03:42,054 --> 00:03:44,051 Dude, if I looked like that, 86 00:03:44,054 --> 00:03:45,893 I'd want to jump, too! 87 00:03:45,895 --> 00:03:48,699 Maybe we should call the police. 88 00:03:48,701 --> 00:03:51,404 Call the police? Dude, they'd never get here in time. 89 00:03:51,406 --> 00:03:52,840 The dude's ready to fly! 90 00:03:52,842 --> 00:03:54,511 Zinn, we can't just sit here 91 00:03:54,513 --> 00:03:57,315 and watch somebody kill themselves. It's wrong. 92 00:03:57,317 --> 00:03:59,270 We're not just gonna sit here, Barry. 93 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:00,965 We're gonna record it. 94 00:04:00,968 --> 00:04:03,359 He wants to go out this way, it's his God-given right. 95 00:04:03,362 --> 00:04:05,247 Shit, he's climbing over the side. 96 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:08,505 Dude. Dude, dude, dude, come on. Come on. Get... Let's go. 97 00:04:08,507 --> 00:04:10,395 Get the camera on him. We've been here 16 hours. 98 00:04:10,398 --> 00:04:11,745 We're not missing this. 99 00:04:11,747 --> 00:04:14,684 All right, yo. 100 00:04:14,686 --> 00:04:16,655 What's up, everybody? It's your boy Zinn. 101 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,357 I'm here with Wyatt, James and Barry. 102 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,200 You guys are not gonna believe this. 103 00:04:20,203 --> 00:04:22,293 - This is crazy. - This dude is about to take 104 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:25,506 a permanent vacation, and we are here to see it. 105 00:04:25,508 --> 00:04:28,068 Now, will he have the balls? 106 00:04:28,071 --> 00:04:29,872 I don't know. We're about to find out. 107 00:04:31,088 --> 00:04:34,021 Bro House. Bro House. 108 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:37,176 Bro House. Bro House. 109 00:04:37,179 --> 00:04:40,468 Bro House. Bro House. Bro House. 110 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:41,771 Bro House! 111 00:04:41,773 --> 00:04:43,842 Bro House! Bro House! 112 00:04:43,844 --> 00:04:47,153 Bro House! Bro House! Bro House! 113 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:49,153 Bro House! Bro House! 114 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:51,090 Bro House! Bro House! 115 00:04:51,092 --> 00:04:52,760 - Oh! - Oh, shit! 116 00:04:52,762 --> 00:04:55,364 - Oh, my God! - This is crazy! 117 00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:56,400 Did you get that? 118 00:04:56,402 --> 00:04:58,037 That just happened. 119 00:04:58,039 --> 00:04:59,981 Yo, we got to give it up for this dude. 120 00:04:59,984 --> 00:05:02,847 He went out like a boss! The way he wanted. 121 00:05:02,849 --> 00:05:05,137 No excuses. No limits. 122 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:07,455 Guys, we can't actually post this. 123 00:05:07,457 --> 00:05:09,126 Why not? It happened. 124 00:05:09,128 --> 00:05:12,465 It's an easy million-subscriber spike, bro. 125 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:15,071 Or a serious backlash. 126 00:05:15,073 --> 00:05:17,710 Why didn't you say something 127 00:05:17,712 --> 00:05:20,614 before we spent all night here? This is getting posted, dude. 128 00:05:20,617 --> 00:05:23,689 - It's crazy. - Hey, his body landed over there somewhere. 129 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,826 We should film it. 130 00:05:25,828 --> 00:05:28,645 - You crazy bastard. - Let's film it. 131 00:05:28,648 --> 00:05:30,830 - No. What? - Bro. 132 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:33,335 We already filmed a dude killing himself. Like... 133 00:05:33,338 --> 00:05:35,122 - A million subscribers. - Come on. Million. 134 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:36,482 You don't want that? 135 00:05:38,151 --> 00:05:39,953 Look at his face. 136 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,833 Come on. We can't not listen to that. 137 00:05:41,836 --> 00:05:43,470 Come on. Come on. Come on. 138 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,043 James? 139 00:05:46,168 --> 00:05:47,570 That's right. 140 00:05:47,572 --> 00:05:49,762 Come on, baby. Come on, baby! 141 00:06:47,804 --> 00:06:55,718 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 142 00:06:57,937 --> 00:07:00,125 ? Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ? 143 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,952 ? Ring tingle tingling, too ? 144 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,332 ? Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ? 145 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:04,991 ? Come on, it's lovely weather ? 146 00:07:04,993 --> 00:07:06,895 ? For a sleigh ride together with you ? 147 00:07:06,897 --> 00:07:08,498 ? Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ? 148 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,168 ? Outside, the snow is falling ? 149 00:07:10,170 --> 00:07:12,172 ? And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo..." ? 150 00:07:12,174 --> 00:07:14,644 - Think about it before you upload it. - Man, you got 151 00:07:14,646 --> 00:07:16,080 to cut the Debbie Downer shit. 152 00:07:16,082 --> 00:07:17,917 I mean, call the police? Are you serious? 153 00:07:17,919 --> 00:07:19,554 Yeah, but all it takes is one bad post. 154 00:07:19,556 --> 00:07:21,279 Look at Logan Paul or PewDiePie or Patt Starr. 155 00:07:21,281 --> 00:07:23,060 Dude, all those people are still doing their shit, 156 00:07:23,062 --> 00:07:24,631 and they've got more subscribers than ever. 157 00:07:24,633 --> 00:07:26,293 You're living in ancient times. 158 00:07:26,296 --> 00:07:28,237 We're past "Charlie Bit My Finger," man. 159 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,509 People want to see what they've never seen before. 160 00:07:30,511 --> 00:07:33,398 Especially because we're closer to 30 than we are 20. 161 00:07:33,401 --> 00:07:35,162 You see a lot of 30-year-olds doing this shit? 162 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,312 - No. - No. 163 00:07:36,315 --> 00:07:38,632 If we want the views, we got to up the content, 164 00:07:38,635 --> 00:07:40,472 or we say bye-bye to all this. 165 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:42,820 The Bro House needs your voice. 166 00:07:42,823 --> 00:07:44,347 You're funny when you want to be. 167 00:07:44,350 --> 00:07:47,254 Promise me you're gonna get your mojo back. 168 00:07:47,257 --> 00:07:48,545 Promise! 169 00:07:48,547 --> 00:07:49,947 Okay. I'll work on it. 170 00:07:49,949 --> 00:07:51,620 I love you. 171 00:07:54,925 --> 00:07:57,529 I know what I'm doing. I'm not an idiot. 172 00:08:05,981 --> 00:08:09,054 Bro House! 173 00:08:17,004 --> 00:08:19,809 Yeah, I'll take the other stairs. 174 00:08:21,747 --> 00:08:24,751 Let's give it up for one of our hosts, Zinn 175 00:08:24,753 --> 00:08:27,286 and the Bro House! 176 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:29,894 Bro House! Bro House! Bro House! 177 00:08:32,134 --> 00:08:34,645 Bro House! Bro House! 178 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,306 Bro House! 179 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:38,612 Bro House! Bro House! 180 00:08:38,614 --> 00:08:41,250 And remember, if you need to keep that holiday energy up, 181 00:08:41,252 --> 00:08:43,473 just release the Kraken! 182 00:08:43,476 --> 00:08:46,617 Official sponsors of Bro House. 183 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,942 Okay, in ten seconds, the next Bro House post goes up, 184 00:08:51,945 --> 00:08:54,070 and I'm told it's the craziest ever! 185 00:08:54,073 --> 00:08:55,540 - That's right! - Let's do the count. 186 00:08:55,542 --> 00:09:00,756 - Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. - _ 187 00:09:00,758 --> 00:09:05,031 - Four. Three. Two. One. - _ 188 00:09:08,812 --> 00:09:10,373 What's up, everybody? It's your boy Zinn. 189 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,778 I'm here with Wyatt, James 190 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:13,615 and Barry. You guys are not gonna believe this. 191 00:09:13,617 --> 00:09:14,951 - This is crazy. - This dude 192 00:09:14,953 --> 00:09:17,504 is about to take a permanent vacation, 193 00:09:17,507 --> 00:09:19,326 and we are here to see it. 194 00:09:19,328 --> 00:09:22,262 Yo, we're gonna hit four mil tonight. I can feel it! 195 00:09:22,265 --> 00:09:23,902 - Fuck four mil. I say five mil. - Bro House! 196 00:09:23,904 --> 00:09:25,271 - Five mil. - Five mil. 197 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,379 Five mil. Five mil. 198 00:09:27,382 --> 00:09:29,179 Five mil! Five mil! 199 00:09:29,181 --> 00:09:31,785 - Oh, shit! - Five mil! Five mil! 200 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:33,287 - Five mil! Five mil! - Did you get that? 201 00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:35,025 - Five mil! Five mil! - This is crazy! 202 00:09:35,027 --> 00:09:36,566 - That just happened. - Five mil! Five mil! 203 00:09:36,568 --> 00:09:37,903 Five mil! 204 00:09:39,168 --> 00:09:41,103 I mean, we got to give it up for the guy. 205 00:09:41,105 --> 00:09:43,675 He went out like a boss! 206 00:09:43,677 --> 00:09:46,223 The way he wanted. No excuses. No limits. 207 00:09:46,226 --> 00:09:47,950 That's how you do it. 208 00:09:56,323 --> 00:09:58,325 Yo, this is a nightmare. 209 00:09:58,328 --> 00:10:00,074 - What? - It says 210 00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:01,845 we're down another 50,000 followers. 211 00:10:01,847 --> 00:10:03,445 Maybe you're reading it wrong. 212 00:10:03,448 --> 00:10:05,106 Dude, I'm not. I'm not reading it wrong. 213 00:10:05,109 --> 00:10:06,884 We're cratering. Hard. 214 00:10:06,887 --> 00:10:08,990 - They didn't like the jumper. - I'm too afraid 215 00:10:08,992 --> 00:10:10,769 to read it. I... Tell me, what'd they say? 216 00:10:10,772 --> 00:10:12,140 No, don't tell me. 217 00:10:12,143 --> 00:10:13,528 No, tell me. 218 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:14,871 "You guys are sick." 219 00:10:14,873 --> 00:10:16,708 - Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. - No. 220 00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:18,372 Not good sick, Wyatt. Bad sick. 221 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:20,114 Like we need therapy or something. 222 00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:22,686 This one says, "You exploited this man's pain to get likes. 223 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,222 You should be banned from the Internet." 224 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,393 "I hope you die." "Do the world a favor 225 00:10:26,395 --> 00:10:28,097 and follow the guy off the bridge." I mean... 226 00:10:28,099 --> 00:10:29,667 - That's hostile, bro. - Yeah, 227 00:10:29,669 --> 00:10:32,005 and this is the nice stuff. 228 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,376 Barry was right. I can't believe it. 229 00:10:34,378 --> 00:10:36,714 By tomorrow, people won't even remember it. 230 00:10:36,716 --> 00:10:38,017 Oh, they'll remember. 231 00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:39,567 The "Bro House is over party" hashtag 232 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:40,756 is trending on Twitter, 233 00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:42,726 and there's a petition on Change.org 234 00:10:42,728 --> 00:10:44,029 to have our channels shut down. 235 00:10:44,031 --> 00:10:47,004 It's already at 400,000 signatures. 236 00:10:47,007 --> 00:10:48,137 Fuck. 237 00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:50,637 It gets worse. The dead man's family 238 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,414 is holding a press conference this afternoon to denounce us. 239 00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:54,640 Jesus Christ, what? 240 00:10:54,643 --> 00:10:56,085 - Attention whores. - I mean, 241 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,013 it's just gaining speed. It's only gonna get worse. 242 00:10:58,015 --> 00:10:59,616 How can we stop it? 243 00:10:59,619 --> 00:11:02,090 Maybe we make an apology video. 244 00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:04,135 No. No. No. We're not doing that. 245 00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:05,973 All the people who do that, they get ripped apart. 246 00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:08,312 They're accused of fake crying, and they don't mean it, 247 00:11:08,315 --> 00:11:10,087 and then they get more hate. We're not doing that. 248 00:11:10,089 --> 00:11:11,790 Okay, but we have to do something. 249 00:11:11,793 --> 00:11:13,387 All right, you know what I think? 250 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:15,191 You know what I think? 251 00:11:15,193 --> 00:11:17,531 We got to go gay. 252 00:11:17,534 --> 00:11:19,481 - What? - Not full gay. 253 00:11:19,484 --> 00:11:21,905 Like, um, "homey" something. "Homo..." 254 00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:24,810 - Homeysexual. - Homose... Yeah. Okay. Homeysexual. 255 00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:27,309 That's it. Yeah, it's, like, a movement or something 256 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,662 - transcending heterosexual norms. - Yeah, I heard about it. 257 00:11:29,664 --> 00:11:31,758 Chicks dig it when guys... 258 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,960 are, like, affectionate and stuff. 259 00:11:33,963 --> 00:11:35,504 Who the fuck told you that? 260 00:11:35,507 --> 00:11:38,772 I read about it somewhere. 261 00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:42,011 Wh-What are we talking about right now? 262 00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:44,965 Dude, hetero guys acting gay, saying gay shit, 263 00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:46,790 but all the time, they're not gay. 264 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,428 All you got to do is say "no homo" 265 00:11:48,431 --> 00:11:50,700 after you do something, and then you're cool. 266 00:11:50,703 --> 00:11:53,100 Yeah, I don't know, guys. 267 00:11:53,102 --> 00:11:55,338 This just smells like another train wreck. 268 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,843 Yeah. Uh, for once, I'm gonna agree with Barry on this one. 269 00:11:57,845 --> 00:12:00,248 It's exploitative, and it's probably offensive. 270 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,731 Very offensive to gays, 271 00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:03,559 LBTRs. It's harmful. 272 00:12:03,562 --> 00:12:04,773 Hurtful. 273 00:12:04,776 --> 00:12:07,067 I don't know, I think this is the kind of thing we need. 274 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:08,765 I... We've never tried it before. 275 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,470 - I'm in. - Nice. Yes, that's right. 276 00:12:11,472 --> 00:12:13,568 - There's a shock. - Why? 277 00:12:13,571 --> 00:12:15,590 'Cause I used to review male beauty products? 278 00:12:15,593 --> 00:12:18,050 - You said it. - So? 279 00:12:18,052 --> 00:12:20,123 Oh, what the hell? 280 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,828 No way. 281 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,364 - Hey! Hey! - Uh... 282 00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:28,439 - Excuse me! Uh, what are you doing? - Hey! 283 00:12:30,076 --> 00:12:31,243 Hey! 284 00:12:31,245 --> 00:12:32,980 Uh, wh-what are you doing? 285 00:12:32,982 --> 00:12:35,084 - We're here to grab the stuff. - Grab what stuff? 286 00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:36,854 The company said they suspended your contract, 287 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,663 and they sent us to collect the promotional materials, 288 00:12:38,665 --> 00:12:40,567 including this and the Lamborghini. 289 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:43,302 Did you just say "the Lamborghini"? 290 00:12:50,466 --> 00:12:51,967 We're going gay. 291 00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:55,859 - _ - Rocking that six-pack, dude. 292 00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:57,997 No homo. 293 00:12:57,999 --> 00:13:00,936 Sexy six-pack, bro. 294 00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:03,440 - No homo. No homo. - Thanks, bro. 295 00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:11,756 Seriously, your six-pack is sexy, bro. 296 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:14,870 - No homo. - Thanks, bro. Nine. 297 00:13:14,873 --> 00:13:17,366 - Seriously, you're shredded, man. - Ten. 298 00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:20,999 If I wasn't into chicks, I'd have to hold myself back. 299 00:13:21,002 --> 00:13:22,412 No homo. 300 00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:26,948 Seriously, you're shredded, dude. 301 00:13:26,951 --> 00:13:28,685 If I wasn't into chicks, 302 00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:30,913 I'd have to hold myself back, man. 303 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:33,267 - No homo. No homo. - Wyatt, 304 00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:34,537 we all know you're not gay. You don't need 305 00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:36,039 to keep saying "no homo" every six seconds. 306 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,796 Yeah, I'm just getting it on the record, okay? 307 00:13:37,798 --> 00:13:39,655 My dad watches this shit, yo. 308 00:13:39,658 --> 00:13:40,916 No homo. 309 00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,586 One. 310 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,457 Two. 311 00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,827 Three. 312 00:13:47,124 --> 00:13:49,900 - _ - Oh, yeah. 313 00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:52,138 - You got enough there? - That feels so good, dude. 314 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,275 - Go a little lower. Ooh. - Got it. 315 00:13:55,914 --> 00:13:57,569 Hey, guys, who's gonna do me? 316 00:13:57,572 --> 00:14:00,454 Hey, man. Get in line. 317 00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,427 _ 318 00:14:07,437 --> 00:14:09,749 - I love this. - So good, man. 319 00:14:09,752 --> 00:14:11,520 - So good. - Mmm. 320 00:14:15,372 --> 00:14:17,374 Whoa! I made a mess. 321 00:14:17,377 --> 00:14:19,325 - Oh! - Oh, no. 322 00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,818 - Dude, I guess we got to clean it up for you. - Oh, no. 323 00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:23,655 - Excuse me. - Oh. Oh, it's so... 324 00:14:23,658 --> 00:14:25,694 Hey, save some for me. 325 00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,943 - Mmm, that's awesome. - I love pistachio. 326 00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:29,980 - Oh! Whoa. - What? 327 00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:31,951 "What"? He has a full-on chubby. 328 00:14:31,953 --> 00:14:33,621 Oh, no, I don't. Um, I... 329 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,592 It-It's a fold in my shorts. 330 00:14:35,594 --> 00:14:38,397 Fold my ass. I know a fucking boner when I see one. 331 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,267 No homo. No homo. 332 00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:44,543 Anyone want an update? 333 00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:46,213 Sure, why not. 334 00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:49,874 - Another 50,000 subs are gone. - Shit. 335 00:14:49,877 --> 00:14:52,608 100 more and our monetization drops another tier. 336 00:14:52,611 --> 00:14:54,362 We could lose the house, guys. 337 00:14:54,364 --> 00:14:57,404 So much for chicks liking homeysexuals. 338 00:15:01,646 --> 00:15:04,984 ? Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock... ? 339 00:15:04,986 --> 00:15:06,291 Hey. 340 00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:07,428 - Hi, boys. - Hey. 341 00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:08,958 ? Jingle bell time... ? 342 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,529 Hey. 343 00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:12,131 No homo! 344 00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,300 What? 345 00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:15,037 ? In the frosty air... ? 346 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,486 I'm not even 30, and my life is over. 347 00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:22,018 When we first started doing this, what'd we do? 348 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:25,262 We went around having a good time, taking things over. 349 00:15:25,265 --> 00:15:26,967 Crashing that debutante ball 350 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:29,500 or painting Tana Mongeau's house pink. 351 00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:32,706 Or trying to fly out of LAX in our underwear. 352 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,096 - Don't remind me. - Yeah, it was dumb, 353 00:15:35,099 --> 00:15:37,802 but people liked those videos. They liked us. 354 00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:39,960 Like, maybe we need to get back to our roots. 355 00:15:39,963 --> 00:15:41,423 It's Christmas. 356 00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:44,601 People are out shopping. Let's go out and be ourselves. 357 00:15:44,604 --> 00:15:46,038 Not assholes. 358 00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,671 Not edgy. Not piss people off. 359 00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:51,443 Let's just do what we used to do. Be funny. 360 00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:53,313 That's not bad. 361 00:15:53,315 --> 00:15:55,484 I think it's just what the channel needs. 362 00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,867 Shit. It's Christmas. 363 00:15:57,870 --> 00:15:59,538 What do we got to lose? 364 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:03,082 Bro House! 365 00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:26,783 Ho ho ho. 366 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,327 See? This is what I mean. 367 00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:36,066 Santa and Christmas. 368 00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:37,877 It's a good vibe. Makes people smile. 369 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,647 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got this. It's fine. 370 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,243 Zinn, remember why we're here. 371 00:16:42,246 --> 00:16:43,815 Dude, trust me. 372 00:16:43,817 --> 00:16:46,453 And can you keep us in frame this time? 373 00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,523 Thanks, Grandma. 374 00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:50,561 - Oh, God. - ? Ring-a-ling ? 375 00:16:50,563 --> 00:16:52,533 ? Ring-a-ling... ? 376 00:16:52,536 --> 00:16:56,874 Tell Santa, have you been naughty or nice? 377 00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:59,312 I've been nice? 378 00:16:59,314 --> 00:17:01,449 That's the only answer. 379 00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:03,290 Hey, yo, what's up, everybody? 380 00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:05,390 It's your favorite Bro House dude, Zinn. 381 00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:07,287 We are out here Christmas shopping 382 00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:09,465 and, uh, getting in the Bro House Christmas spirit. 383 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,469 - Bro House forever! - Merry Christmas, fuckers! 384 00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:14,267 - That's right, baby. Forever! - We're gonna see what, uh, 385 00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:15,945 - Santa's bringing us this year. - Hey. 386 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,139 - Okay, so... - Hey. Hi. Sorry. 387 00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:20,354 - Uh, how you doing? - Uh, I'm-I'm good. 388 00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:21,857 Yeah? So, we're the Bro House. 389 00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:23,995 We were wondering, what is it like being an elf? 390 00:17:23,997 --> 00:17:25,865 Uh, fun, I guess. 391 00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:27,478 - Uh... - Do you get, like, 392 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,741 half pay or something like that because you're half size? 393 00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:33,748 No, I get full pay. 394 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:36,014 - Ah. She's rich. - Oh, she gets full pay. 395 00:17:36,017 --> 00:17:37,856 Wait, did you say you're the Bro House? 396 00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:39,760 Were you the guys who filmed that suicide? 397 00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:42,225 - Oh, no, no, no, that was someone else. - No. So, tell me, 398 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,335 is it true what they say about male elves? 399 00:17:44,337 --> 00:17:46,974 - What? - That they're hung like reindeer? 400 00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:49,445 - Guys, there are kids around. - Look, guys, I'm trying 401 00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:51,483 - to work here, so... - Okay, fine, fine, fine. Just tell me, 402 00:17:51,485 --> 00:17:54,322 - does Santa get first pick on elf chicks? - What? 403 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,061 You know, like, uh, are you his little... helper? 404 00:17:57,063 --> 00:17:58,998 Okay, you guys need to leave now. 405 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,536 Dude, we're just trying to have some Christmas fun. 406 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,908 - We're just trying to have... - She asked you guys to leave. 407 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:06,100 - Oh. - Now turn your phones off and go. 408 00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:07,681 - Just work the line, hon. - No fucking way. 409 00:18:07,683 --> 00:18:09,195 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 410 00:18:09,197 --> 00:18:10,554 Are you guys a thing? 411 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,658 - Do I need to call security? - Call security? 412 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,595 With what, your smartphone? 413 00:18:14,597 --> 00:18:16,633 - Hey, you're hilarious. - Thanks, man. 414 00:18:16,635 --> 00:18:18,185 - Hey, little buddy. - Yeah, get your... 415 00:18:18,187 --> 00:18:19,512 - You're all funny. - Oh, shit. 416 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,776 - You're hilarious. Oh, so funny. - Give it back to him! 417 00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:24,048 - Funny. - You should be ashamed of yourselves. 418 00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:25,952 Why don't you just get out of here! 419 00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:27,655 All right, you know what? 420 00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:29,239 Hey, kids, listen up. Listen up, 421 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,396 because I got something really important to tell you. 422 00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:33,667 Actually, this is a public service announcement. 423 00:18:33,669 --> 00:18:35,070 Oh, shit. 424 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,843 Santa isn't real. It's just your parents. 425 00:18:37,845 --> 00:18:40,547 Yeah, they're the ones who bring you your toys. 426 00:18:40,549 --> 00:18:42,153 - Yeah. - I know it's a bummer, 427 00:18:42,156 --> 00:18:46,101 but I wish someone had told me the truth when I was your age. 428 00:18:46,104 --> 00:18:48,173 It's gonna save you years of disappointment 429 00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:50,534 and years of therapy. You're welcome. 430 00:18:50,536 --> 00:18:52,607 - Yeah. - Isn't that right, Santa, baby? 431 00:18:55,079 --> 00:18:58,650 Leave now. 432 00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:01,098 Shit. No, dude, come on. 433 00:19:01,101 --> 00:19:02,893 - You're a naughty boy. - Come on, come on. 434 00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:04,863 - Why would I leave, Santa? - Give him a lap dance! 435 00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:06,599 - Yeah. - Shit. Twerk. 436 00:19:06,601 --> 00:19:08,403 - Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. - Give him a lap dance! 437 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,708 - Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 438 00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,746 - Twerk. Twerk. Yeah. - Hey! 439 00:19:12,748 --> 00:19:15,848 - Oh! - Jesus. 440 00:19:15,851 --> 00:19:18,813 Guess we're not getting presents this year, boys. 441 00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:21,114 You'll get what you deserve. 442 00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:22,799 Oh, guys. 443 00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:24,101 - Security. Security! - Oh, shit. 444 00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:25,738 Shit. 445 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:28,109 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 446 00:19:28,111 --> 00:19:31,465 - I did nothing. - Get 'em. Get 'em! 447 00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:39,725 _ 448 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,205 We're back, boys! 449 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,723 We're back home, baby! 450 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,681 I can't believe we didn't get locked up today. 451 00:19:47,683 --> 00:19:49,085 Well, thank God for mall cops. 452 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,358 You see that one almost have a heart attack 453 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,194 - outside Applebee's? - Yeah. 454 00:19:52,197 --> 00:19:54,575 Yo, what about that Santa? The look on his face 455 00:19:54,578 --> 00:19:56,633 like he wanted to erase us from the Earth? 456 00:19:56,635 --> 00:19:58,603 Guess we messed up his gig. 457 00:19:58,605 --> 00:20:00,994 - Yeah. - Whatever, man. Bro House is back, baby! 458 00:20:00,997 --> 00:20:02,578 - Yeah! - It's ready. 459 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,682 - Oh, shit. - And I'm just gonna say it again, 460 00:20:04,684 --> 00:20:06,754 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 461 00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:08,657 Five. Four. 462 00:20:08,659 --> 00:20:11,364 Three. Two. One. 463 00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:13,603 - Happy New Year! - Tell me, does Santa 464 00:20:13,606 --> 00:20:15,377 - get first pick on elf chicks? - It's up, it's up, it's up. 465 00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:17,207 - What? - You know, like, uh, 466 00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:18,990 are you his little... helper? 467 00:20:18,992 --> 00:20:21,048 - Okay, you guys need to leave now. - Jesus. 468 00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:22,752 Dude, we're just trying to have... 469 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,188 I don't even remember doing that. 470 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,658 - Call security? With what? - Yeah. 471 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,290 This mall thing was your idea, man. 472 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,798 Dude, it wasn't my idea 473 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,802 to sexually harass a female mall employee 474 00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:32,356 or humiliate a little person 475 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:34,609 or tell a bunch of kids that Santa Claus isn't real. 476 00:20:34,611 --> 00:20:37,916 Okay, so... things got a little crazy. 477 00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:40,722 Yeah, we were supposed to be making up 478 00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:43,395 - for cheering for a guy falling to his death. - You know, 479 00:20:43,398 --> 00:20:44,997 if you don't like how we roll, 480 00:20:44,999 --> 00:20:47,329 maybe you're not Bro House material. 481 00:20:47,332 --> 00:20:49,171 Maybe you should just move out. 482 00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:51,323 Well, the way we're going, we're all gonna have to move out, 483 00:20:51,325 --> 00:20:52,404 - so... - See? 484 00:20:52,407 --> 00:20:54,008 Negative shit. That's all you do. 485 00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:55,746 - All I do? - Yeah. 486 00:20:55,749 --> 00:20:58,122 Who do you think records and uploads all this crap? 487 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,193 My blind nine-year-old cousin can do that, 488 00:21:00,195 --> 00:21:02,095 and we wouldn't have to cut her in on one-fourth. 489 00:21:02,097 --> 00:21:04,411 Okay. Then get your nine-year-old cousin to do this. 490 00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:06,192 Bro, chill. Chill. Come on, Barry's right. 491 00:21:06,195 --> 00:21:07,732 He's the one that keeps the whole thing running. 492 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,646 Nobody clicks on Bro House to see you, dude. 493 00:21:10,649 --> 00:21:12,814 They click to see us. That's a fact. 494 00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:14,798 Okay, well, maybe if people were clicking, 495 00:21:14,801 --> 00:21:17,227 we wouldn't be in total shit. 496 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:18,615 Maybe if it wasn't for your shit, 497 00:21:18,618 --> 00:21:20,505 - we wouldn't be in this total shit. - Guys, guys, guys. 498 00:21:20,507 --> 00:21:22,706 - Are you kidding me? - Come on. Come on! Chill out. 499 00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:24,329 This is the Bro House. 500 00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:27,882 "Bro" means "brother," and this isn't what brothers do. 501 00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:31,298 We stand for something. We stand for good friends 502 00:21:31,301 --> 00:21:33,728 and good fucking times fucking shit up. 503 00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:36,099 And the country needs that more than ever right now. 504 00:21:36,101 --> 00:21:38,303 The country needs fucking shit up? 505 00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:40,240 We have to stick together. 506 00:21:40,242 --> 00:21:42,712 We can't let anything tear us apart. 507 00:21:42,714 --> 00:21:44,983 No matter what. 508 00:21:44,985 --> 00:21:47,722 Uh, hey, guys? 509 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,291 Come check this out. 510 00:21:49,293 --> 00:21:51,864 Okay, bro, it's gonna be fine. 511 00:21:51,866 --> 00:21:54,703 There are comments. "Just when I thought 512 00:21:54,705 --> 00:21:56,239 the Bro House couldn't sink any lower, 513 00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:57,843 - you go and do this." - Whatever, man. 514 00:21:57,845 --> 00:21:59,498 - It's one comment. - Nope. 515 00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:02,183 Here are some more. "I don't know about Santa Claus, 516 00:22:02,186 --> 00:22:03,442 but you guys are proof 517 00:22:03,445 --> 00:22:05,223 God doesn't exist. Fuck off and die." 518 00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:07,332 Didn't really need that second part, though. 519 00:22:07,335 --> 00:22:08,837 Oh, and we're losing followers. 520 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,100 Fuck! 521 00:22:10,102 --> 00:22:13,106 This isn't fair! How can people be so mean? 522 00:22:13,108 --> 00:22:15,912 - It's fine. It's fine. - No, no, no, no, no, I can't do this. 523 00:22:15,914 --> 00:22:17,816 I can't go back to living with my parents. 524 00:22:17,818 --> 00:22:19,820 My dad's an asshole. I can't. 525 00:22:19,822 --> 00:22:21,724 Let me see this shit. 526 00:22:21,726 --> 00:22:23,075 Are we out of beer? 527 00:22:23,078 --> 00:22:25,097 - There's another case in the garage. - Fuck. 528 00:22:25,099 --> 00:22:26,967 Dude, we've lost this many followers already? 529 00:22:26,969 --> 00:22:29,071 - Mm-hmm. - I can't handle this. 530 00:22:29,073 --> 00:22:31,142 - Wyatt. - Wyatt. 531 00:22:31,144 --> 00:22:33,146 Dude. 532 00:22:35,018 --> 00:22:37,054 Fuck, this is bad. This is bad. 533 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,724 Xanax. 534 00:22:38,726 --> 00:22:41,709 - What? - I'll OD on Xanax. 535 00:22:41,712 --> 00:22:43,815 - Bro House. Bro House. - That's a good way to go. 536 00:22:43,817 --> 00:22:44,970 Bro House. 537 00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:46,874 Fuck is going on? 538 00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:48,106 Yo. 539 00:22:48,109 --> 00:22:49,611 This is Detective Deena Gibbs 540 00:22:49,614 --> 00:22:51,204 calling from L. A. Robbery-Homicide. 541 00:22:51,207 --> 00:22:52,684 Who am I speaking with? 542 00:22:52,686 --> 00:22:55,123 Uh, Zinn. What's this about? 543 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,829 Were you a part of an online prank 544 00:22:57,831 --> 00:23:00,267 at the Santa Village in a mall in West L. A.? 545 00:23:00,269 --> 00:23:03,339 - Maybe. - I'm not interested in your prank. 546 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,582 I need to speak with you and your friends 547 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,982 about the individual who was posing as Santa. 548 00:23:07,984 --> 00:23:10,420 - Yeah, what about him? - It seems 549 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,324 he wasn't the man hired for the job. 550 00:23:12,326 --> 00:23:15,063 We just found that individual in his apartment. 551 00:23:15,065 --> 00:23:16,387 Murdered. 552 00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:18,136 What, are you serious? 553 00:23:18,138 --> 00:23:19,773 Wait, this isn't a joke? 554 00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:21,490 - I'm very serious, son. - Guys. 555 00:23:21,492 --> 00:23:23,592 I need you and your friends to come down to the police station 556 00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:25,117 tomorrow morning and give a statement. 557 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,989 U-Um, y-yeah. 558 00:23:26,992 --> 00:23:28,579 We can... We can do that, I guess. 559 00:23:28,582 --> 00:23:30,239 I understand, uh, 560 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,964 someone was recording the prank? 561 00:23:31,966 --> 00:23:34,034 I need a copy of that video. 562 00:23:34,036 --> 00:23:36,940 It could help us locate this guy. 563 00:23:36,942 --> 00:23:40,984 We're pretty sure this isn't the first time he's done this. 564 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,729 We'll see you at the station in the morning. 565 00:24:04,898 --> 00:24:08,771 What the fuck? 566 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:24,197 She said there's been other murders, another states, 567 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,736 that this guy actually goes around killing mall Santas 568 00:24:27,739 --> 00:24:30,013 - and taking their place. - Why? 569 00:24:30,015 --> 00:24:32,719 Uh, because he's crazy. 570 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,990 Obsessed with being Santa. I don't know. 571 00:24:34,992 --> 00:24:36,392 This all sounds made up to me. 572 00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:38,162 Are you sure we're not being pranked? 573 00:24:38,164 --> 00:24:40,400 Well, if we show up to the police station tomorrow 574 00:24:40,402 --> 00:24:42,004 and they don't know what we're talking about, 575 00:24:42,006 --> 00:24:44,943 then we were pranked. 576 00:24:47,049 --> 00:24:49,495 - What are you doing? - I just want to see this guy's face again. 577 00:24:49,497 --> 00:24:52,191 Guess we're not getting presents this year, boys. 578 00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:55,063 You'll get what you deserve. 579 00:24:55,065 --> 00:24:57,067 Yeah, I mean... 580 00:24:57,069 --> 00:24:59,739 he definitely doesn't look right. 581 00:24:59,741 --> 00:25:01,910 Huh. Someone just uploaded 582 00:25:01,912 --> 00:25:03,179 a video to our account. 583 00:25:03,181 --> 00:25:04,916 What do you mean, "someone"? 584 00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:07,289 We're the only ones that can do that. 585 00:25:10,462 --> 00:25:12,331 The hell? 586 00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:13,903 Whoa. 587 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,809 Jesus. 588 00:25:17,811 --> 00:25:19,608 What the hell are we watching 589 00:25:19,611 --> 00:25:21,479 - right now? - It's a prank. 590 00:25:21,482 --> 00:25:23,019 Wyatt's pranking us. 591 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,791 Right? 592 00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:26,927 Yeah. 593 00:25:26,929 --> 00:25:28,463 Yeah, yeah, obviously. 594 00:25:28,465 --> 00:25:30,066 I mean, it's pretty good. 595 00:25:30,068 --> 00:25:31,904 But he's such an asshole. 596 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,475 Probably wasn't even a real cop on the phone. God... 597 00:25:34,477 --> 00:25:36,212 Zinn? 598 00:25:36,214 --> 00:25:38,116 Dude, I'm gonna talk to him. 599 00:25:38,118 --> 00:25:39,920 I'm deleting this. 600 00:25:39,922 --> 00:25:41,455 Wait, look. 601 00:25:43,829 --> 00:25:45,865 That's, like, 50 likes already. 602 00:25:45,867 --> 00:25:48,837 People are fucking loving it. 603 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:51,542 - "That's awesome." - "Great effects." 604 00:25:51,544 --> 00:25:54,183 "Finally, something we like." 605 00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:57,556 Wait, wh... 606 00:25:57,559 --> 00:25:59,993 - Why'd you do that? - Because it's sick. 607 00:25:59,995 --> 00:26:02,497 I don't care if people like it. 608 00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:06,505 It's back up. Someone just reposted it. 609 00:26:06,507 --> 00:26:08,376 Who? 610 00:26:08,378 --> 00:26:10,982 I don't know. 611 00:26:10,984 --> 00:26:12,986 Now what? 612 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,891 Someone just... They just posted a-a link. 613 00:26:15,893 --> 00:26:17,094 What the hell is that? 614 00:26:17,095 --> 00:26:18,864 - _ - It's... 615 00:26:18,866 --> 00:26:21,494 from the York Explorer Daily. 616 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:23,306 What's that? 617 00:26:23,308 --> 00:26:25,043 Wyatt, dude, come on. 618 00:26:25,045 --> 00:26:26,445 We saw the video. 619 00:26:26,447 --> 00:26:28,049 You're gonna do something like that, 620 00:26:28,051 --> 00:26:29,418 it's got to be a group call. 621 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:31,288 Wyatt. 622 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,622 Come on, man. It's not cool. 623 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:34,959 Wyatt! 624 00:26:48,325 --> 00:26:51,195 "Scholars now believe that the legend of Santa Claus 625 00:26:51,197 --> 00:26:53,901 isn't based on Saint Nicholas or any other saint. 626 00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:57,341 It's based on the ancient tales of the wild man." 627 00:26:57,343 --> 00:27:00,280 The wild man? What kind of bullshit is that? 628 00:27:00,282 --> 00:27:02,017 "He was a pagan nature god, 629 00:27:02,019 --> 00:27:04,455 bringer of storm and fury and destruction who wore 630 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:07,356 animal skins and a hideous painted face. 631 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,197 He was also a fierce hunter who punished those who were bad. 632 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,402 Over time, 633 00:27:11,404 --> 00:27:13,306 he became what we know of him today. 634 00:27:13,308 --> 00:27:16,345 And he didn't just bring presents." 635 00:27:16,347 --> 00:27:19,919 Wyatt, come on. This isn't fucking funny. 636 00:27:19,921 --> 00:27:21,770 Shit. Jesus. 637 00:27:26,067 --> 00:27:28,636 The fuck are you? 638 00:27:28,638 --> 00:27:30,340 Yo, where's Wyatt? 639 00:27:30,342 --> 00:27:32,413 Are you the one doing this shit with him? 640 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,482 Hello? 641 00:27:35,485 --> 00:27:37,521 Listen, man, this isn't funny. 642 00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:40,362 I'll call the cops on you. You got to go. 643 00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:44,969 Yo, I'll fuck you up, man. 644 00:27:44,971 --> 00:27:47,975 Dude. 645 00:27:47,977 --> 00:27:48,977 No, no! 646 00:27:54,948 --> 00:27:57,160 You're Santa. You're Santa! 647 00:27:57,163 --> 00:27:59,075 I fucking get it. I believe in you! 648 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,335 No, no, no! No, no, no! 649 00:28:03,374 --> 00:28:05,312 What was that? 650 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:08,951 They're fucking with us. 651 00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:10,487 Who? 652 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,601 All of them. They're just... 653 00:28:12,604 --> 00:28:14,806 They're making prank videos to get more followers. 654 00:28:14,809 --> 00:28:17,000 It's probably Zinn's idea. 655 00:28:17,002 --> 00:28:18,939 Yeah. 656 00:28:37,142 --> 00:28:40,146 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 657 00:28:40,148 --> 00:28:43,553 ? "Fear not, then," said the Angel ? 658 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,559 ? Let nothing thee affright ? 659 00:28:46,561 --> 00:28:49,164 ? To free all those ? 660 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:52,137 ? Who trust in Him ? 661 00:28:52,139 --> 00:28:55,677 ? From Satan's power and might ? 662 00:28:55,679 --> 00:29:01,236 ? Oh, tidings of comfort and joy ? 663 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,559 ? Comfort and joy ? 664 00:29:03,562 --> 00:29:07,536 ? Comfort and joy, comfort and joy. ? 665 00:29:22,432 --> 00:29:24,434 Come on! 666 00:29:24,436 --> 00:29:26,172 Are you kidding me? 667 00:29:26,174 --> 00:29:28,244 What if this isn't a prank? 668 00:29:30,182 --> 00:29:31,716 What if this isn't Zinn and Wyatt? 669 00:29:31,718 --> 00:29:34,454 What if this is the guy from the mall? 670 00:29:34,457 --> 00:29:36,696 Santa Claus? 671 00:29:38,231 --> 00:29:40,268 I'm calling 911. 672 00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:44,474 No, it's not a prank. 673 00:29:44,476 --> 00:29:46,713 I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not. 674 00:29:46,715 --> 00:29:48,750 I-I need you to come now. 675 00:29:48,752 --> 00:29:50,982 Please? 676 00:29:50,985 --> 00:29:52,921 F... They're gonna send a car, 677 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,592 but they won't say it's an emergency. 678 00:29:54,595 --> 00:29:56,327 It's because there's been so many calls about this address. 679 00:29:56,329 --> 00:29:58,136 Complaints from the neighbors. Breaking up parties. That time 680 00:29:58,138 --> 00:30:00,206 we actually called the SWATs on ourselves. 681 00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:01,609 That means it could be hours. 682 00:30:04,611 --> 00:30:07,097 - _ - Shit. 683 00:30:11,419 --> 00:30:13,366 Got to get the fuck out of this house. 684 00:30:13,368 --> 00:30:16,472 Wait, wait, wait, wait. We can't just leave the guys. 685 00:30:16,474 --> 00:30:18,935 If these videos are for real, they're fucking dead! 686 00:30:18,938 --> 00:30:21,514 - I can't argue with that. - I was gonna leave. 687 00:30:21,517 --> 00:30:23,519 I was gonna leave Bro House and start my channel back up, 688 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:24,822 and then I was gonna go to college. 689 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,192 I even talked to my parents about it. 690 00:30:26,194 --> 00:30:27,594 I was done with this shit. 691 00:30:27,596 --> 00:30:30,535 Ho ho ho. 692 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,141 ? Jolly Christmas ? 693 00:30:34,143 --> 00:30:35,543 ? It's the best time... ? 694 00:30:35,545 --> 00:30:38,349 I'm fucking scared. 695 00:30:38,351 --> 00:30:40,821 Yeah, so am I. 696 00:30:40,823 --> 00:30:42,290 ? If there'll be snow... ? 697 00:30:44,831 --> 00:30:47,835 ? Have a holly jolly Christmas ? 698 00:30:47,837 --> 00:30:50,808 ? And when you walk down the street... ? 699 00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:52,712 And okay. 700 00:30:52,714 --> 00:30:55,283 It was a boner. 701 00:30:55,285 --> 00:30:57,554 Yeah, I know. Let's just get the fuck out of here, okay? 702 00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,558 Okay. 703 00:31:02,132 --> 00:31:03,399 Looks clear. 704 00:31:03,401 --> 00:31:05,105 Come on. 705 00:31:09,413 --> 00:31:11,284 My hand! 706 00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:13,419 What happened? 707 00:31:13,421 --> 00:31:15,691 I'm shot. Help me! Get it out! 708 00:31:15,693 --> 00:31:17,294 Get it out! Oh! 709 00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:19,699 Oh, God, it hurts. 710 00:31:19,701 --> 00:31:21,870 - Fuck! - Oh, God. Oh, God! 711 00:31:30,123 --> 00:31:31,322 Oh! 712 00:31:35,432 --> 00:31:37,400 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 713 00:32:13,608 --> 00:32:15,178 Shit. 714 00:32:28,637 --> 00:32:30,639 I have a gun! 715 00:32:30,642 --> 00:32:32,945 I'll fucking blow your head off! 716 00:32:50,432 --> 00:32:53,434 _ 717 00:32:59,274 --> 00:33:02,276 _ 718 00:33:02,406 --> 00:33:04,911 You stupid motherfu... 719 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,321 No fucking way. 720 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:13,444 You are not coming through the chimney. 721 00:33:18,638 --> 00:33:20,306 Why won't you fucking cl... 722 00:33:20,308 --> 00:33:21,642 Fuck. 723 00:33:23,514 --> 00:33:26,318 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 724 00:33:28,735 --> 00:33:30,660 That's gasoline. Oh, my God. 725 00:33:30,662 --> 00:33:32,998 It's gasoline. What? Oh, God. 726 00:33:35,394 --> 00:33:41,394 _ 727 00:33:46,327 --> 00:33:48,654 That's five million. Five million. 728 00:33:48,657 --> 00:33:51,377 That's five million. Five million followers. 729 00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:53,005 Boys, we did it! 730 00:33:53,007 --> 00:33:55,744 Five million follow...! 731 00:33:55,746 --> 00:33:58,750 It's a fucking Christmas miracle! Oh, my God. 732 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:03,559 That's five million followers. We did it. 733 00:34:03,561 --> 00:34:05,831 Five million followers. Five mil... 734 00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:07,300 Oh, my God! 735 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:14,514 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 736 00:36:22,732 --> 00:36:25,255 Ho ho ho. 737 00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:39,123 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --