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Benny was here.

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What were you doing
last night, Benny, huh?

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Ah. Dinner time on the trail.

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And Benny is...

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there.

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Eating a turkey leg
and drinking whiskey.

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Getting pretty wasted.

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Oh, he's up. He's up.

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He's getting up to take a leak.

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And... Oops!

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And he's in the bush,

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peeing on himself.

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Still peeing.

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Doesn't seem to care.

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And he's back up,

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shaking the pee off the turkey leg.

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Oh, don't eat that, no!

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Gross!

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One bean? That's it?

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Lest you forget,
we threw most of our food

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into the river to save your keister.

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Oh.

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Well, in that case,
this bean looks great.

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Can't wait to dig in.

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Yummy.

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We can't survive on this.

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Now I hear there's buffalo
in these parts.

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- Maybe we can hunt them.
- It's too dangerous.

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No one's stupid enough to go
on that suicide mission.

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Wrong.

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I'm that stupid.

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Todd? Since when
do you know how to hunt?

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Every summer my parents sent me

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to Fancy Dandy's Hunting Camp
for Wealthy Boys.

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For the survival of my people,

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I'm willing to put my life on the line.

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Wow. Todd, I gotta admit,
that's really cool of you.

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Thank you.

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Uch. Really?

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What does she even see in him?

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What do you care?

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- You in love with her?
- No! No.

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I'm just... I'm trying to
look out for her as a friend.

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And I don't know what he has
that I don't have.

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Money, status, and with that stout body,

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you know he's packing a whopper.

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- Shall I keep going?
- No, that's plenty, thank you.

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Benny, I'm recruiting
volunteers to join the hunt.

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- Can we count on you?
- Nah.

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I'm more of a people-killing
kind of guy.

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Once you go people,
it's hard to go back.

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Well, that's too bad.

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We could use a man like you.

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I'll do it.

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Are you sure, Zeke?

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I just... I didn't think
you were that kind of guy.

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- What do you mean by that?
- Oh, nothing.

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It's just, you know, you seem more...

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You're more, like, sensitive
and thoughtful. Um...

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Benny, help me out here?

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She's saying you're
a weenie little bitch baby.

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Okay, no, that's not helping.

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Well, clearly, you have
the wrong impression of me.

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I'll show you what kind of man
I am. Give me that.

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Yeah, it's the other way around, chief.

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Yes, I know.

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- Hey, careful.
- Whoa. Whoop! Careful.

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Whoa.

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Nice weight to it.

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Excellent.

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That's a beautiful stitch, Granny.

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I was nervous about
the diamond stitching,

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but now it's my favorite.

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This sucks ass.

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The men get to go and
do this cool hunting trip

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and we just have to sit here
stitching dumb blankets?

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I find it quite stimulating.

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Hey, howdy, gals.

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Me and the mistress
are gonna hit the hot tub.

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Taking a little me day.

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I can't believe he's not
gonna help with the hunt.

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Should have expected as much
from a no-good outlaw.

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He does whatever he wants,
answers to nobody.

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It's a life of total freedom.

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Who would want that?

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- Hey, Benny.
- Oh!

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I want you to teach me
how to be a bandit.

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And why would I do that?
'Cause I don't want

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to spend my life sewing dumb-ass quilts.

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I want excitement
and adventure and just,

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to do whatever the hell I want.

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No offense but you don't
really seem like the bandit type.

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Not the type, huh?

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- Hey!
- Teach me how to be a bandit now,

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- or the whiskey gets it.
- All right, all right, all right!

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I'll... I'll do whatever you want.

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Just leave her out of it.

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Huh. Maybe you got some more
bandit in you than I thought.

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All right, men, listen up.

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When we get out on that hunting field,

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there's gonna be one rule
and one rule only,

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and that's kill or be killed.

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- Sir, yes, sir!
- Sir, yes, sir!

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Oh, I'm sorry, Reverend,
I can't hear you.

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- Are you ready to test your manhood?
- Yes, sir.

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- Tell me you're a man.
- I'm a man! I'm a man!

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Oh, that's good.

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Now let's get out there
and kick some buffalo ass!

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They're everywhere. God help us.

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That's right, boys.

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You're staring into the face of evil.

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Really?

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They don't look evil to me.
They look kind of sweet.

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Get ready for war!

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Sorry, are we looking at the same thing?

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Okay, here's the plan.

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John, I want you to take the perimeter.

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- Copy that.
- Lionel and I,

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we'll advance along the southern ridge.

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I'm sorry, but is all
this strategizing necessary?

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It really seems like

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you can just walk up and shoot them.

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That's what they want you to think.

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Lure you into a false sense
of complacency

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and the second you take
your eyes off these monsters,

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they rip your guts out.

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Will they, though?

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They look extremely peaceful to me.

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Look, that one is just
rolling in the grass,

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enjoying the sunshine.

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And that one has befriended

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a little bunny rabbit.

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What an unlikely animal friendship.

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I can't take it anymore!

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I didn't sign up for this shit!

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I wanna go home!

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Pull yourself together, man. Come on.

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Think of the mission.

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Come on! Think of the mission, man!

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Clearly, I am in the minority here,

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but this just does not seem
like the test of manhood

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it was presented as.

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Reverend, don't move.

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There's one right behind you.

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Yep.

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Oh!

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I got it. I got it in one shot, baby!

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Yeah!

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And it was a massive stationary target,

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but sure.

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Step 12 of the Cincinnati Twist,

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you wanna point your gun

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at a 45-degree angle at point X,

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X being the person
you're aiming to kill.

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And let me guess: You start
shooting like crazy,

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just like every other move.

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Yeah, that's right.
Wow, you're a quick learner.

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All right, moving on. Next subject.

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Horse care and maintenance.

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Now the first thing you want to get

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is a nice pretty brush.

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Oh, my God! We have been
doing this for hours!

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When are we gonna start
doing real bandit stuff?

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Now that's gonna take weeks.

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First, you gotta earn
your bandit training permit.

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Then you can do daytime robberies,

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but only with an experienced
outlaw present. Now...

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This is bullshit. No, come on, Benny.

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I don't need any of these rules.

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I'm ready for the real thing.

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Oh, okay, hot shot.

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Want me to show you the real thing?

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It's about to get very real.

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Whoo, you see that?
One shot, baby. One shot.

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Oh, did you see the...

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Whoa! Stand back.

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- It's still alive.
- Poor thing. It's in so much pain.

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It's your first hunt, Reverend.

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Why don't you have the honors?

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Oh, no. You're all right. Um, yeah,

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this one's got Todd
written all over it. Come on.

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Thought you wanted to
prove that you're a man.

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- I do.
- Well, a real man

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always takes the kill shot.

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- Do it.
- Take the shot, Rev.

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Do it, man. Do it!

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Okay, if that's...
If that's what it takes.

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Uh-huh.

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Now get real close up to its face.

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Apologies.

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You're a real man now, Rev.
How does it feel?

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Good. It was cool how the brain
exploded all over me.

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Fur trappers. Yeah.

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Come all the way from "le France"

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to collect beaver pelts.

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And we're gonna rob 'em blind.

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Really? Just like that?

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Unless you're scared.

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No, I am not scared. I'm psyched.

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All right, then. Mask up.

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You cannot wear

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a raccoon skin hat with a beaver jacket.

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Freeze!

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Anyone who moves
gets one between the eyes.

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How was that?

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Okay, uh... a couple notes.

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Okay. When you walk in,

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just, uh, maybe throw it away more.

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You know, like,
don't try to be a bandit,

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just be a bandit.

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Okay, yeah, that's good.
Felt a little stiff.

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Is it cool if I take it again?

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Uh... okay.

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Whoo.

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Freeze.

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Anyone who moves

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gets one between the eyes.

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Okay, that felt good.

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I not only believed it, I felt it.

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Magnifique. Very scary.

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Thank you so much.

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I don't know, you guys. I love the fit,

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but I feel like it
makes me look a little bit fat.

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Do you think so?

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Dingus. What are you doing here?

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Well, I'm not just
a bounty hunter, Benny.

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I'm also... a bargain hunter.

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00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:05,951
Really? You're not
gonna laugh at that? Huh?

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I'm putting myself out there,

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trying to be funny, in this heat.

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Well, anyway.

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Get down!

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00:10:18,976 --> 00:10:20,636
Okay, Benny. What's the plan?

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Well, this happens sometimes.

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He got the drop on us.
So now we just wait

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for one of the bullets
to hit us, and then we die.

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We die? That's the plan?

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How much was this one again?

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What about the Cincinnati Twist?

241
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You mean just shoot like crazy?

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Hey, that might work.

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All right, on three?

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One, two, three!

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- What are you doing?
- I'm grabbing their shit! Ha ha!

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Au revoir, bitches!

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Ha! That's my girl!

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Yeah, I'll take this.

249
00:11:03,631 --> 00:11:05,051
We did it, men.

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This'll make a fine addition
to my trophy room.

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Hey, Rev! Come on, get in on this.

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- Uh, no thanks. I'm okay.
- Come on, you're the MVP.

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00:11:12,761 --> 00:11:14,736
You shot the bastard's damn brains out.

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Go on, get in there, Rev.

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- Get over here!
- I said no thanks.

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To be honest, I feel sick
about what we did.

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What I did. Killing an innocent creature

258
00:11:21,091 --> 00:11:24,151
just to prove I'm a man.
I mean... pathetic.

259
00:11:24,326 --> 00:11:26,066
Wow. I'm sorry.

260
00:11:26,091 --> 00:11:27,951
I just didn't realize that, um,

261
00:11:28,051 --> 00:11:30,943
the reverend was such
a buffalo lover over here.

262
00:11:32,501 --> 00:11:34,201
Hey guys, try and guess who I am. Ready?

263
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,396
Ooh! Look at me!

264
00:11:36,421 --> 00:11:38,062
My name's Ezekiel!

265
00:11:38,087 --> 00:11:40,926
I love buffalo so much,

266
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,766
I want to have sex with 'em!

267
00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:46,481
- I don't sound like that.
- I like to 69 'em.

268
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,606
That's disrespectful to the buffalo.

269
00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:51,911
Oh! Ooh! Actually feels good.

270
00:11:55,262 --> 00:11:57,366
Todd. Todd!

271
00:11:58,001 --> 00:12:00,011
Todd! There is a bear behind you!

272
00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:07,511
I'm sorry for humping

273
00:12:07,536 --> 00:12:09,036
your friend, Mr. Bear.
It was an accident.

274
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,361
- Guys, what do we do?
- Get outta here!

275
00:12:10,461 --> 00:12:12,001
What? Run?

276
00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,101
Come on. Let's go!

277
00:12:17,131 --> 00:12:18,668
In there! In there!

278
00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:25,431
Whoa. Bad day to wear
my velvet underwear.

279
00:12:27,911 --> 00:12:30,734
- Because I shit my velvet underwear.
- Right.

280
00:12:33,414 --> 00:12:35,941
Oh, man! I love being a bandit.

281
00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:37,457
That was so cool, remember?

282
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:38,606
You're like, "One, two, three,"

283
00:12:38,631 --> 00:12:39,559
and it was like, "Pow pow pow pow!"

284
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,426
And they were so scared! Oh, my God.

285
00:12:41,451 --> 00:12:42,711
I feel alive.

286
00:12:42,811 --> 00:12:44,511
Not bad for your first stick-up.

287
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,851
Well, not bad for
your first time teaching.

288
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,961
Actually, it's my second time.

289
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,805
I also taught my daughter.

290
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,921
How did I not know you have a daughter?

291
00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:57,001
Tell me everything.

292
00:12:57,101 --> 00:12:58,019
Fine.

293
00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:00,846
But this is just between us outlaws.

294
00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:02,531
Just between outlaws.

295
00:13:02,631 --> 00:13:04,631
The story starts a long time ago.

296
00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:08,741
Yeah. I was on my own back then.

297
00:13:08,841 --> 00:13:10,741
My career was starting to take off

298
00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:11,856
when I met her for the first time.

299
00:13:11,881 --> 00:13:13,610
Ha ha ha!

300
00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:16,738
Hey, you lost, kid?

301
00:13:17,091 --> 00:13:19,351
Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you.

302
00:13:21,246 --> 00:13:23,266
She was violent and deranged,

303
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:24,671
like a feral animal.

304
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,006
Ow!

305
00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:28,481
In other words,
a chip off the old block.

306
00:13:28,581 --> 00:13:30,481
Aw...

307
00:13:30,581 --> 00:13:32,836
Soon enough, we were
pulling cons together.

308
00:13:32,861 --> 00:13:34,561
All right, Trig, it's go time.

309
00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:36,731
What's the golden rule?

310
00:13:36,831 --> 00:13:39,251
Get money and kill anybody
who gets in the way.

311
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:40,691
Atta girl.

312
00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:42,096
We were the perfect team.

313
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,766
I was the pretty face,
and she was the muscle.

314
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,931
Howdy, mister.

315
00:13:46,031 --> 00:13:48,021
Can I get a lump of ice cream, please?

316
00:13:48,121 --> 00:13:50,461
Aw, I can't say no to that smile.

317
00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:52,561
Gimme all your money.

318
00:13:53,228 --> 00:13:55,377
When I got a gang of my own,

319
00:13:55,561 --> 00:13:57,226
she was my right hand man.

320
00:13:57,251 --> 00:13:58,696
All right, Trig.

321
00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:01,211
It's go time.

322
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:03,282
Remember the golden rule?

323
00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:06,561
Get money and kill anyone
who gets in the way.

324
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,403
Atta girl.

325
00:14:10,728 --> 00:14:13,148
She was the best outlaw I'd ever seen.

326
00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:17,581
Quick, cunning,
and most of all, ruthless.

327
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,554
Aw, we did it, Trig! We're rich!

328
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,731
No...

329
00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:25,323
I'm rich.

330
00:14:27,814 --> 00:14:29,721
Gosh, Benny.

331
00:14:30,441 --> 00:14:32,061
I'm so sorry.

332
00:14:32,161 --> 00:14:33,461
Your own daughter?

333
00:14:33,702 --> 00:14:35,496
The crazy thing is,

334
00:14:35,731 --> 00:14:36,854
even after all that,

335
00:14:37,424 --> 00:14:39,112
I still miss her.

336
00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:45,360
But hey, that's the bandit life for you.

337
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,361
Can't trust anyone.

338
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,646
But it's worth it for all this freedom.

339
00:14:49,821 --> 00:14:51,641
I wouldn't have it any other way.

340
00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:53,324
No siree bob.

341
00:15:00,011 --> 00:15:02,011
You think the bear's gone?

342
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:04,679
I'll check.

343
00:15:09,961 --> 00:15:11,621
Nope. Still there.

344
00:15:11,721 --> 00:15:15,231
Hey, I'm sorry
I made fun of you earlier.

345
00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:17,266
I'd be dead meat
if you hadn't saved my life.

346
00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:19,884
God! I'm such a loser.

347
00:15:19,909 --> 00:15:22,231
- Come on, don't be so hard on yourself.
- No, it's true.

348
00:15:22,331 --> 00:15:24,721
The only reason I led this hunting party

349
00:15:24,746 --> 00:15:26,396
was to impress Prudence.

350
00:15:26,421 --> 00:15:28,321
I thought if I could prove to her

351
00:15:28,421 --> 00:15:29,921
how strong and manly I was,

352
00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:31,601
she would fall in love with me again.

353
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,931
A silly thing to want to prove.

354
00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:35,566
Hey, what do you think?

355
00:15:35,591 --> 00:15:37,591
I mean, you're her best friend.

356
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,646
Am I fighting for something
that'll never work?

357
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:41,852
Should I just give up and let her go?

358
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,261
Just shoot me straight.
What should I do?

359
00:15:44,436 --> 00:15:45,416
Come on, man.

360
00:15:45,441 --> 00:15:46,741
- Take the shot.
- Come on.

361
00:15:46,841 --> 00:15:48,261
- Take the kill shot.
- Take the shot, Rev.

362
00:15:48,286 --> 00:15:50,667
- Quit being a sissy.
- Take the shot, Rev.

363
00:15:52,281 --> 00:15:53,978
Um...

364
00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:56,871
No, you shouldn't give up. You should...

365
00:15:56,971 --> 00:15:58,271
You should try and make it work.

366
00:15:58,371 --> 00:15:59,666
Tell her how you feel.

367
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:02,591
I'm no good at the fancy words
like you are.

368
00:16:02,691 --> 00:16:04,276
I mean, I could write something

369
00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:06,081
for you to read to her.

370
00:16:06,181 --> 00:16:07,681
Really? You'd do that for me?

371
00:16:07,781 --> 00:16:08,933
Yeah.

372
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,580
Psst! Hey, guys!

373
00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:11,876
The bear is asleep.

374
00:16:11,976 --> 00:16:13,166
I'm gonna lead him that way,

375
00:16:13,191 --> 00:16:14,291
and you two make a run for it.

376
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,771
That's crazy. That's a suicide mission.

377
00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:18,594
It's okay.

378
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,171
I'm not afraid anymore.

379
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,741
I want this.

380
00:16:22,997 --> 00:16:24,217
For myself.

381
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,461
Godspeed, soldier.

382
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:28,561
See you boys on the other side, huh?

383
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,781
Hey, bear! Come and get me!

384
00:16:34,211 --> 00:16:36,391
Oh, no! He instantly caught me!

385
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,231
Ah, the bear's eating me
from the feet up!

386
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,991
Half my body is currently in the bear!

387
00:16:42,091 --> 00:16:43,761
Oh, God! The bear brought

388
00:16:43,786 --> 00:16:45,201
another bear friend!

389
00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:47,481
I am now being eaten by two bears!

390
00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:48,881
From either direction!

391
00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:51,526
This plan could not have gone any worse!

392
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,691
- We gonna head out?
- Yeah, I think we should go.

393
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:00,571
- Okay.
- I'm gonna grab my stuff.

394
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,381
Hey, Benny.

395
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,621
- Whoa!
- Got the drop on you.

396
00:17:04,721 --> 00:17:06,101
Oop! Don't shoot.

397
00:17:06,201 --> 00:17:07,621
Hey, slick.

398
00:17:07,646 --> 00:17:10,186
Are you ready for
another big day of outlawing?

399
00:17:11,288 --> 00:17:12,791
Yeah, actually,

400
00:17:12,891 --> 00:17:14,071
Benny, um,

401
00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:16,686
I don't think being a bandit is for me.

402
00:17:17,851 --> 00:17:20,686
You know, I thought I wanted
the life that you have,

403
00:17:20,711 --> 00:17:22,721
but, seems kinda lonely.

404
00:17:25,741 --> 00:17:27,741
Are you gonna be okay?

405
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,921
Don't worry about me.

406
00:17:30,946 --> 00:17:33,536
I don't need you. I don't need anybody.

407
00:17:33,711 --> 00:17:35,711
I got all the friends I need right here.

408
00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:41,741
Well, uh, if you ever want,

409
00:17:41,841 --> 00:17:43,841
you're always welcome
at the quilting circle.

410
00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:49,701
So I am fighting this stain,

411
00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,151
trying everything to get it out,

412
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:52,431
but nothing's working!

413
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,351
- So what did you do?
- Gave up.

414
00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:55,551
Told John he needs to start

415
00:17:55,651 --> 00:17:57,515
pulling his drawers down in time.

416
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,001
Go, Martha.

417
00:17:59,911 --> 00:18:01,836
Sorry I was being
kind of a jerk yesterday.

418
00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:03,861
We're just glad to have you back.

419
00:18:05,341 --> 00:18:06,721
And I'm glad I'm here, too.

420
00:18:07,735 --> 00:18:09,041
You ladies are a hoot.

421
00:18:09,141 --> 00:18:11,911
Turns out, I'm a natural at quilting.

422
00:18:15,026 --> 00:18:16,366
It's a butterfly.

423
00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:17,731
Oh, I see it.

424
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,901
Oh, the men are back!

425
00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:31,191
Zeke!

426
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,271
- How did it go?
- Ah, not great.

427
00:18:33,296 --> 00:18:35,946
Yeah, turns out I am not
really the hunting type.

428
00:18:36,264 --> 00:18:38,364
Gosh, I'm just happy
you're back in one piece.

429
00:18:38,389 --> 00:18:39,706
Me, too.

430
00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:44,321
Excuse me, everyone!

431
00:18:44,421 --> 00:18:46,401
I'd like to read something to my wife.

432
00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:48,936
Todd. What are you doing?

433
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,731
"Dearest Prudence,

434
00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:55,785
You are my best friend.

435
00:18:56,591 --> 00:18:58,538
"But you're so much more than that.

436
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,423
"You're the most amazing
woman I've ever met.

437
00:19:02,481 --> 00:19:04,781
"This journey is changing us all

438
00:19:04,806 --> 00:19:07,288
in ways we can't pr..."

439
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:09,523
Pr...

440
00:19:10,411 --> 00:19:11,551
Predict.

441
00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:13,106
"But I promise

442
00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:15,330
"I will always be by your side.

443
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,868
I love you."

444
00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:20,921
Todd.

445
00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,521
That was beautiful.

446
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:24,721
I had no idea you felt that way.

447
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,821
Me neither.

448
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,464
We got a buffalo!

449
00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:34,731
Oh, man. It's a good thing you and Prude

450
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,967
are just friends or
this would really sting.

451
00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:39,482
Yeah. Good thing.

452
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:44,616
We are gathered together
to mourn the death of Lionel,

453
00:19:44,656 --> 00:19:46,876
who bravely sacrificed himself...

454
00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:49,463
Reverend? Tell us how he died.

455
00:19:50,491 --> 00:19:51,746
Oh, no, I'm...

456
00:19:51,771 --> 00:19:53,831
I'm not sure that's a great idea.

457
00:19:53,856 --> 00:19:55,076
It would bring me peace

458
00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:57,847
to know how my husband
spent his final moments.

459
00:19:58,341 --> 00:20:00,057
Very well, then.

460
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:03,896
Lionel was attacked...

461
00:20:04,221 --> 00:20:07,150
by not one, but two bears...

462
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:10,611
who ate him alive

463
00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:14,886
as one might an extra-long chili dog.

464
00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:18,216
- I can stop.
- No, please.

465
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:20,141
It's helping.

466
00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:22,038
Okay.

467
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,776
At a certain point,
the bears became bored

468
00:20:24,801 --> 00:20:27,786
of eating Lionel, and engaged in a game

469
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,709
of what can only be described as...

470
00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:32,579
bear volleyball.

471
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:35,506
Go on.

472
00:20:35,531 --> 00:20:37,801
- Please don't make me.
- Please.

473
00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:39,441
You owe me this.

474
00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:41,996
That is when things got "bad,"

475
00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:45,032
as the bears proceeded
to place Lionel's head

476
00:20:45,057 --> 00:20:47,929
into a sort of... bear cannon.

477
00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:53,491
Start again from the top.

478
00:20:53,516 --> 00:20:55,583
But this time more detail.

479
00:20:56,778 --> 00:21:03,890
credits