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Max!

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The dog is eating your
pussy blood again.

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Use the kitchen garbage!

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? Mother ?

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? You had me ?

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? But I never had you ?

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? I wanted you ?

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? You didn't want me. ?

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Duke,

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let's close that for a while, okay?

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Come on, honey, let's do some homework.

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No.

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It is almost
the weekend, and maybe

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you're looking for something
to do this weekend.

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Let's check in with Trisha.

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Ooh, let's check in with Asian reporter

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Tricia Takanawa.

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- She's gonna tell us all
- She's gonna tell us all

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- About the rain.
- About the rain.

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...this weekend in Los Angeles.

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I mean, Cirque du Soleil

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is at the Santa Monica Pier.

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That'd be great.

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Dukey, you want to help
me with the layers?

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Hello.

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Hello...

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Hello...

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Hey, the Internet stopped.

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...the London
Philharmonic, headed up

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by famed composer and
conductor Arnold Hall.

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Oh, my God, it's Grandpa.

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...to celebrate the tenth anniversary

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of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.

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Mom, the Internet.

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What, honey?

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Hello?

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Hello, Sam.

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Arnold?

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Yes, it is.

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I'm coming to town.

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We are having the jubilee

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for Ludwig's Ninth,

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and the girls will be there

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to celebrate with me

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at the second performance on Saturday.

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Yeah. You can do this?

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Um, Saturday?

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It's the 100th anniversary,

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and the girls will be
there to give me flowers.

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You know, Arnold,
the girls have lives.

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They have plans and stuff and...

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- they want to...
- Mom.

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Mom, I don't...
I can't get any Internet.

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Oh, I don't know how to do that, honey.

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You have to do the reset button.

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Remember?

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Can you just put the iPad away
and do some homework now?

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I don't have any.

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Yes, I think you have homework.

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- I'm taking... I'm taking the iPad.
- No, no, no!

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- I love you.
- No, Mom, no!

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Wait, wait, wait.

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- Please...
- Cool!

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Who's there?

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Sam.

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Hi, Arnold.

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- Hi, Grandpa!
- Hi, Grandpa Arnold.

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I wasn't expecting you.

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The performance is tomorrow.

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Yeah, right, well,

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they can't come tomorrow,
so I thought I'd swing by today

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so they can spend a
little time with you.

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But I've told everybody...

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to expect them for the ceremony.

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Right, well, as I said,

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they have other commitments.

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Commitments?

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Yeah. Well, Frankie and I

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have her friend Push's bar mitzvah,

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and Duke has stuff.

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Hey, that sounded so good.

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You guys are really good.

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Good job! I always forget

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how much I like this kind of music.

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Maybe you could take them
for a little lunch today?

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They would love to spend
some time with you.

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Where's Max? Don't know.

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- Did you ask her to be here?
- Yup.

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And she had a commitment?

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No, actually,
I think they're just dating.

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You should have insisted,
uh, that she be here.

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Arnold.

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She's 17.

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You needed to have put
time in on her long ago.

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I mean, she's grown up.

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These two, however,

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would love to have a little lunch

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with their grandpa.

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Okay, my daisies.

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What about some ice cream?

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- Sure. Yeah.
- Come, come.

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Take ten, everybody.

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Hey. Why don't you two
run off backstage,

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and I will meet you there?

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Give me just a minute with your mother.

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Bye, sweetie. See you.

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You know, Arnold,
I'm-I'm not trying to cockblock

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your fantasies here;
it's just that they're growing up.

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I mean, they don't even go to my events

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when I have something anymore.

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It's all right.

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I understood.

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So... what's up?

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I would like to talk about Xander.

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Oh, really?

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I'd rather not.

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I mean, that's why I divorced him.

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I understand, though, that,
uh, at the end of next year,

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your financial support
of him, uh, expires.

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Uh-huh.

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Which is why I thought you and I

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ought to discuss it.

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Oh, boy.

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Ugh.

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Oof...

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This is really just...

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- Oof...
- Don't you think,

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for the good of the children,

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the father should be provided for?

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He's not even in their
lives; he's a ghost.

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This is not my problem.

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I see. Well...

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Listen, Arnold, I don't think

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this conversation's
gonna go anywhere good.

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I mean, what do you want me to say here?

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I'm just worried about Xander.

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I've been taking care of your
son since the day I met him,

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which is Max's age plus nine months ago.

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And I did it. I did my time.

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I paid.

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I paid what I was told to pay.

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And if you think, now,
that I'm gonna volunteer

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to help this guy, who takes no
part in his children's care,

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you're high.

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Why don't you take care of him?

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Oh, well...

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Seriously.

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Write him a check; you're doing fine.

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But money's money.

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Yes, and I'm keeping mine.

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You should give him yours.

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When he turned 18, I told him,

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as my father told me,

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a boy of leisure has two
ways to provide for himself

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find a skill...

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or find a woman who can provide.

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He chose the latter.

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Yeah, but that's why we're divorced now.

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Why am I having this conversation?

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Is this really happening?

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This is like a bad dream.

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Sam...

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He can't take care of himself.

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I sometimes think, uh,
the boy might do...

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himself in.

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Yes.

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Yes! Yes, please!

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Okay, then.

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At least I tell to his mother

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that I tried.

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Thank you for bringing my girls.

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And, uh...

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Sam, uh...

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Oh...

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boy.

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This place is so cool.

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It's really cool.

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Oh, I got a good one.

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My ex-husband's father...

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We divorced in whatever.

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Anyway, I've been paying him support

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while I take care of the kids.

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Oh, I know this story, believe me.

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It's like the same for everybody.

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And I get to stop paying him next year,

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and his father just
asked me to keep paying

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because, oh, poor him.

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You know what the worst part is?

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You're gonna do it.

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You're gonna take care of him
for the rest of his life.

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- No, I'm not.
- My ex-husband,

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I took care of him.

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Then, when the kids moved out,

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he started sniffin' around.

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He lives in my basement.

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I would never do that.

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You're gonna. I said
exactly the same thing.

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You're gonna do it.

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- You're gonna do it.
- I don't have a basement.

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Do you have a garage?

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Yes.

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But I don't think he
could live in there.

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You should see my basement.

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Nope.

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This is not only

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a celebration of Push

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and his manhood...

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Sam?

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Listen,

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I'm really concerned.

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Look, you're going to have to face this.

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It's reality.

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Your career could end any minute.

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I mean, think about it.
Actresses have a shelf life,

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and I got to hand it to you,
it is astonishing

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how long you've been
able to stretch it out.

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You're working well beyond
your expiration date, Sam.

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I mean, what are you, fifty...

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seven, fifty-eight?

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You have to start thinking
about your future.

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You need an exit strategy.
There's no way

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Hollywood is gonna keep you
around for much longer.

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And the end is not going to come easy.

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Just... one day you're gonna go to work,

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and work won't be there.

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Then what happens to me and my sisters?

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You're gonna have to start
wearing a yarmulke, Sam.

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Because I don't know
if you realize this,

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but your hair is falling out.

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Seriously, you're
developing a bald spot.

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I'm saying this because I love you.

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Everyone is talking about it.

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When was the last time you
saw the back of your head?

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Mom, look at Mr. Cohen.

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Mom, that's you in...

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two years, maybe one.

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Mom, I love you... no offense,

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but you have a massive bald
spot on the back of your head.

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Hi, Sam. How are you?

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Oh, hi, Dayle.

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Oh, you look so beautiful.

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Oh, thank you. Oh, my God,
Frankie got so big.

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- Hi, Mrs. Lunchen.
- Hi.

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Now, all kidding
aside there, I want to talk

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about this ancient
tradition... the bar mitzvah.

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Now, you know, when I was growing up,

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girls didn't have bat mitzvahs.

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Listen, I have some ideas for
jobs you can maybe look for

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when your career ends horribly.

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Like you could work at
McDonald's as a vomit cleaner.

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Or, or... you know those places
where they take everybody's shit

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in the whole city and they
chemically separate it

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into fertilizer and
drinking water? Yeah.

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Hmm.

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You could work at one of those.

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You could be a shit-sorter.
That would be

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a great job for an old bald lady.

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And now,

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Push's parents have asked

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a very close family friend
to say a few words.

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So I would like to invite

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Sam Fox to come to the stage.

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Sam?

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Lady Rabbi!

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- Ah.
- Okay. High five.

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Push!

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What a night, what an incredible night.

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What a night for you... you're a man now.

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00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,329
You're a man.

271
00:12:26,362 --> 00:12:29,132
Well, except your penis
part... that's probably...

272
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,934
still a boy.

273
00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:34,337
The rabbi knows, 'cause she was there

274
00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:37,640
when the mohel cut it
in half. Snip, snip.

275
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,874
Wait a second.

276
00:12:38,907 --> 00:12:40,376
So was I.

277
00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:42,311
I had the fish.

278
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,680
At least I hope it was the fish.

279
00:12:46,382 --> 00:12:48,184
But, anyway,

280
00:12:48,217 --> 00:12:50,653
you are totally a man now, Push,

281
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,121
in every other sense.

282
00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:54,290
Even though you live with your mom

283
00:12:54,323 --> 00:12:56,892
and you probably will
until you're about 23,

284
00:12:56,925 --> 00:12:59,362
and then she'll hand you
over to some poor woman

285
00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:02,021
who will raise your kids for you

286
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,296
while you watch sports.

287
00:13:04,306 --> 00:13:05,627
And the mother.

288
00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:07,966
Sunny,

289
00:13:07,976 --> 00:13:10,406
do you remember when Frankie and Push

290
00:13:10,439 --> 00:13:13,576
were in kindergarten,
and we used to cry and cry

291
00:13:13,609 --> 00:13:15,344
'cause we were so tired?

292
00:13:16,912 --> 00:13:18,581
And they're 13 now?

293
00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:20,616
And it's easier, right?

294
00:13:21,617 --> 00:13:23,018
No?

295
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,987
But, seriously,

296
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,223
Push, you did a great job today,

297
00:13:27,256 --> 00:13:29,358
reading in Hebrew and Jewing it up

298
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,894
so good. And your grandmas.

299
00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:34,897
You still have two whole living

300
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,500
bubbies! Treasure that.

301
00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,735
Look at them... all the nachas

302
00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:42,333
they're feeling, right? Bertie?

303
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,873
Barb? And somehow,

304
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,511
your father looks older
than both of them.

305
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,449
But seriously,

306
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,901
I look out at all of you,

307
00:13:55,911 --> 00:13:57,577
and what I see is love.

308
00:13:57,981 --> 00:14:00,372
As silly as these things are,

309
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,970
we come together in love.

310
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,694
And so, I want to thank you, Push,

311
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:07,896
for bringing us all together...

312
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,298
in love.

313
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:11,267
And to your family,

314
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:14,036
I wish you the very best of lives

315
00:14:14,069 --> 00:14:16,105
and the very best year.

316
00:14:17,184 --> 00:14:19,278
Good night! Thank you, Detroit!

317
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,915
Oh, my God, I'm dying.

318
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,584
I love you so much.

319
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,974
Oh, dude, I love you.

320
00:14:29,984 --> 00:14:31,510
- Was it okay?
- You killed me.

321
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,456
Are you kidding me? It was amazing.

322
00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:36,159
I will never forget
it as long as I live.

323
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,960
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
- Thank you.

324
00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:39,428
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.

325
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,097
Hi, Bertie! How are you feeling?

326
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,401
Today was my grandson's bar mitzvah.

327
00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:46,802
Yes. Yes, I know.

328
00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:49,138
Push. He's 13!

329
00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:51,006
Yes! Yes, he is!

330
00:14:51,039 --> 00:14:52,730
Thank you. Thank you.

331
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:54,243
Oh, I got to go to the can.

332
00:14:56,988 --> 00:14:58,784
- You remember my sister Felicia.
- Hi.

333
00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:01,317
I think it's really
inappropriate what you said.

334
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,918
Well, I'm sorry...

335
00:15:02,951 --> 00:15:05,087
Felicia, shut the fuck up.
Get away from her.

336
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,714
There are children here, Sunny.

337
00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,191
Get away... now.

338
00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,125
- Ooh!
- Go.

339
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,628
Ooh! I'm sorry I made a trouble.

340
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,163
No. Screw her. She never changes.

341
00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,931
I'm the one who should be sorry.

342
00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:17,856
I had to invite her,
'cause of the bar mitzvah

343
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:18,978
and the freaking family and...

344
00:15:18,988 --> 00:15:20,758
- That was intense.
- Ah... we need drinks.

345
00:15:20,768 --> 00:15:22,505
- Yeah.
- We need drinks.

346
00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:23,939
- Sunny, congratulations!
- Oh, thank you, Dayle.

347
00:15:23,972 --> 00:15:25,808
Are you going to go...?

348
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,476
Are you going to go to St.
Barts in April?

349
00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:30,179
Oh, hi, Frankie.

350
00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:31,714
Hi!

351
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:34,116
Oh, my goodness gracious.
What happened to you there?

352
00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:35,551
Oh, nothing.

353
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:36,985
The dress came that way.

354
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,654
Did it? Yeah, it's fine.

355
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,323
That's good.

356
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,359
It's weird, though,
because it kind of looks like

357
00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:46,362
you had bloody diarrhea
out of your belly button.

358
00:15:46,395 --> 00:15:49,031
- Oh, no, it's fine.
- Good. Glad to hear it.

359
00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:52,000
Well, I got to get back to it.

360
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,136
- Back to what?
- Oh, you know.

361
00:15:54,169 --> 00:15:56,305
Me and the other girls
are giving presents

362
00:15:56,339 --> 00:15:58,207
to the Bar Mitzvah boy in the stairwell.

363
00:15:58,241 --> 00:15:59,908
You're giving him another present?

364
00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:01,547
We're giving him money, honey.

365
00:16:01,557 --> 00:16:04,146
No. Mom, I'm giving him a present.

366
00:16:04,179 --> 00:16:05,914
All the girls are.

367
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:08,095
Oh. Is that right?

368
00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:09,985
Yeah. I already went. I'm going again.

369
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:12,020
- Good for you.
- Hmm, good for him.

370
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,856
Well, sure.

371
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,691
Hey, Mom, when you were my age,

372
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,816
did you ever give boys
presents at their bar mitzvah?

373
00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:21,264
Oh, my God. I was kidding.

374
00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:22,831
But you did.

375
00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:25,734
Oh, my God, Mom,
you were such a whore. Gross!

376
00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:29,772
Oh, Drew. Oh, hi.

377
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:31,540
- Oh.
- Yeah, that's nothing. It's fine.

378
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,239
Y-You're not
coming to class anymore.

379
00:16:33,249 --> 00:16:34,600
- What's up?
- Oh, yeah.

380
00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:36,356
- I switched Spanish classes.
- Huh.

381
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,013
Did they not tell him that?

382
00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:40,383
No. It seems like
you were just avoiding me.

383
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,718
Oh, yeah, definitely
would never do that.

384
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,289
This is why I... told them
they should have fired him

385
00:16:46,322 --> 00:16:49,258
- a long time ago.
- Yeah? I don't know, man.

386
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:51,727
So, I feel like I never see
you anymore. What's up?

387
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,762
Oh, yeah. You know, just...

388
00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:55,364
- Stuff?
- Yeah.

389
00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:58,000
- We should hang out soon.
- Definitely, yeah.

390
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,224
Hey, can you help me with the cans?

391
00:17:20,257 --> 00:17:21,626
Sure.

392
00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:23,221
Thank you.

393
00:17:47,852 --> 00:17:50,254
Do you want me to get the last one?

394
00:17:50,287 --> 00:17:51,756
No, I got it.

395
00:17:51,789 --> 00:17:53,964
- Okay.
- Here.

396
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:56,016
Take the keys.

397
00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:57,594
Okay.

398
00:17:57,627 --> 00:17:59,403
I love you, Mom.

399
00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:03,367
Baby, I love you.

400
00:18:32,149 --> 00:18:33,931
Hey, Mom?

401
00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:35,966
Remember the end of The Flintstones?

402
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,467
What?

403
00:18:42,085 --> 00:18:44,768
Frankie? Frankie?!

404
00:18:50,815 --> 00:18:52,860
Wilma!

405
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,536
Frankie!

406
00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:59,340
Little shit.

407
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:03,514
Okay, fine.

408
00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:34,114
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