1 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:06,898 Ah! There you are. 2 00:00:10,732 --> 00:00:12,362 You good, ancestors? 3 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,531 I don't want to think about what Nate and Zari 4 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:16,486 were doing in there to make you fall off my wrist 5 00:00:16,491 --> 00:00:17,888 in the middle of the night. 6 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:19,723 Actually, after several rounds of me 7 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,103 kicking your butt in "Mortal Kombat", 8 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,502 you complained of your Totem being... 9 00:00:22,506 --> 00:00:24,536 Being too tight on my gaming arm. 10 00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:27,172 So I loosened it up a little. 11 00:00:27,177 --> 00:00:28,774 Oh, thank goodness! 12 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,976 That's why you spent the night underneath the couch. 13 00:00:30,981 --> 00:00:32,277 Oh. 14 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:33,512 Before you go, B, 15 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:35,013 I have an important message. 16 00:00:35,018 --> 00:00:36,114 It's cool, G. 17 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,116 We can skip my morning horoscope. 18 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:41,153 Running late for another team meeting and misplacing my Totem? 19 00:00:41,158 --> 00:00:44,689 Couldn't be more obvious that Mercury's in retrograde. 20 00:00:44,694 --> 00:00:46,391 According to the Temporal Chronometer, 21 00:00:46,396 --> 00:00:48,660 today is your birthday. 22 00:00:48,665 --> 00:00:51,530 Whoa. I'm a quarter century! 23 00:00:51,535 --> 00:00:52,970 Happy birthday! 24 00:00:52,973 --> 00:00:54,034 _ 25 00:00:54,037 --> 00:00:55,533 Okay! 26 00:00:55,538 --> 00:00:57,168 Thanks to Kayla's pod tracker, 27 00:00:57,173 --> 00:00:59,170 we have a new advantage in preventing 28 00:00:59,175 --> 00:01:01,506 displaced aliens from screwing with the timeline. 29 00:01:01,511 --> 00:01:02,941 Gideon, can you please run a scan? 30 00:01:02,946 --> 00:01:04,476 Right away, Co-Captain Sharpe. 31 00:01:06,049 --> 00:01:08,279 All right, well, I'm all in, 'cause mind-melding 32 00:01:08,284 --> 00:01:11,349 with that giant sandworm left me with a nasty migraine. 33 00:01:11,354 --> 00:01:12,851 But... 34 00:01:12,856 --> 00:01:14,853 I suped-up my pequeña amiga 35 00:01:14,858 --> 00:01:17,556 with a special surprise for the next space vermin. 36 00:01:17,561 --> 00:01:20,192 No need for surprises, guys. 37 00:01:20,197 --> 00:01:21,925 Uh, called it! Shows up late, 38 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:23,092 wearing the clothes that he slept in, 39 00:01:23,096 --> 00:01:24,896 but still had time for breakfast, 40 00:01:24,901 --> 00:01:28,633 which means I am out of bathroom cleaning rotation for a month. 41 00:01:28,638 --> 00:01:29,668 - Ugh. - Hey. 42 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,303 Yeah, no surprises, 43 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:33,805 just slowly losing all of our free will to Astra. 44 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:35,740 Oh, good. 'Cause who needs surprises 45 00:01:35,745 --> 00:01:38,574 when smoking a few bowls, watching your favorite sitcom 46 00:01:38,579 --> 00:01:40,679 on Bestflix with friends and fam will do? 47 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,314 Mm, that sounds like a very romantic evening 48 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,083 for you and Nate, but, oh, yeah, that's right. 49 00:01:45,087 --> 00:01:46,752 We don't know which of our Totems he decided 50 00:01:46,756 --> 00:01:48,453 - to have his sleepover in. - Pardon me, 51 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:49,852 but the pod's projected path 52 00:01:49,857 --> 00:01:52,557 is Vancouver, British Columbia, 2023. 53 00:01:52,562 --> 00:01:54,025 All right, everybody! 54 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,592 Put on your, uh, toques and Canada Goose, 55 00:01:56,597 --> 00:01:59,197 because we are going to the third-largest 56 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,967 metropolitan area in Canada! Ah! 57 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,771 Oh, "Raincouver", babe, it was right there. 58 00:02:06,776 --> 00:02:08,440 But it made sense! It's, like... 59 00:02:08,445 --> 00:02:09,875 - It's okay. - Accurate information. 60 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,739 Oh, Zari! You might just wanna call Nate. 61 00:02:11,744 --> 00:02:13,045 Because even in the preventing business, 62 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,713 we could still use all hands on deck. 63 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:15,981 Got it, girl. 64 00:02:22,525 --> 00:02:24,122 Dad? 65 00:02:24,127 --> 00:02:26,324 Dad, is that you? Are you okay? 66 00:02:26,329 --> 00:02:29,361 Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 67 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:31,830 I need to see you right now. Where are you? 68 00:02:31,835 --> 00:02:34,733 Uh, hold on! I keep losing track 69 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,802 of my stupid portal thingy. 70 00:02:36,807 --> 00:02:38,374 I'll grab one. 71 00:02:39,009 --> 00:02:40,805 Not how I thought 72 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:42,574 my day would go, but it's all good. 73 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,376 The universe has bigger plans. 74 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,811 What's so special about today? 75 00:02:45,816 --> 00:02:48,146 It's a day that only comes around once a year. 76 00:02:48,151 --> 00:02:49,714 Aw, cute affirmation. 77 00:02:49,719 --> 00:02:52,349 Anyway, if these "baecations" between Nate and 1.0 78 00:02:52,354 --> 00:02:54,520 are gonna become the "ushe", we need to work out a schedule. 79 00:02:54,524 --> 00:02:56,186 I did not sleep a wink this weekend 80 00:02:56,191 --> 00:02:57,590 because I was afraid he was just gonna 81 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,424 sneak attack and pop out of the Totem. 82 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,926 Look, I want Nate back today of all days. 83 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:02,961 - Hey, Mick. - Hey, Mick. 84 00:03:02,966 --> 00:03:04,797 But we don't know what's going on in the Totem. 85 00:03:04,801 --> 00:03:05,931 What if he's, you know, 86 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,365 in flagrante delicto? 87 00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:08,633 Okay, this is what I'm saying. 88 00:03:08,638 --> 00:03:10,001 Do you not care that he's doing 89 00:03:10,006 --> 00:03:12,203 God knows what on your wrist? 90 00:03:18,548 --> 00:03:19,811 Really? Come on, guys. 91 00:03:19,816 --> 00:03:21,217 - Oh, see this is what... - I di... no! 92 00:03:21,221 --> 00:03:22,651 What? 93 00:03:22,656 --> 00:03:24,820 - Oh! Huh? - Yep. Yeah. 94 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:26,488 - Did you... - Uh-huh. 95 00:03:26,493 --> 00:03:28,353 - Yeah, you did. - Wow, hello, hi. 96 00:03:28,358 --> 00:03:29,420 - How's she doing? - Rory! 97 00:03:29,425 --> 00:03:30,722 You should see her. 98 00:03:40,503 --> 00:03:42,734 How long was I in that Totem? 99 00:03:49,952 --> 00:03:55,952 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 100 00:03:57,087 --> 00:03:58,450 She's pregnant. 101 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:01,052 Uh, yeah, Rory, we time-jumped to 2023. 102 00:04:01,057 --> 00:04:02,455 You opened a portal to Lita's future. 103 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,622 Lita, honey! It's so good to see you. 104 00:04:04,627 --> 00:04:06,624 You look beautiful, congratulations! 105 00:04:06,629 --> 00:04:08,727 Thanks, Aunt Ava. 106 00:04:08,732 --> 00:04:10,161 She's pregnant. 107 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,365 It's family reunion time! 108 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:16,201 Yes, refereed by Auntie Ava. 109 00:04:16,206 --> 00:04:18,807 Mick! You're gonna be a grandpappy! 110 00:04:23,914 --> 00:04:26,916 I can't believe you went and got yourself knocked up! 111 00:04:27,917 --> 00:04:30,215 Got myself knocked up? 112 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:31,750 What do you call what you did with Mom 113 00:04:31,755 --> 00:04:33,718 in my high school gym supply closet? 114 00:04:33,723 --> 00:04:35,787 - Conceiving. - Really? 115 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,555 I haven't see you in over a year, 116 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,824 you don't answer any of my calls, 117 00:04:38,828 --> 00:04:40,225 and that's all you have to say? 118 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:41,960 What the hell are you talking about? 119 00:04:41,965 --> 00:04:43,461 You know what, here I thought 120 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:44,562 the worst had happened, 121 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:45,697 and that my baby would never 122 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:46,962 get to meet their grandfather, 123 00:04:46,967 --> 00:04:48,566 but it turns out I was only half right, 124 00:04:48,571 --> 00:04:51,002 because you're totally fine. 125 00:04:51,007 --> 00:04:52,971 And you're still the same Mick Rory. 126 00:04:52,976 --> 00:04:54,472 A deadbeat. 127 00:04:54,477 --> 00:04:55,740 Ah... 128 00:04:55,745 --> 00:04:57,675 I am not a... I am not a deadbeat! 129 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,310 Come back here, young lady! 130 00:04:59,315 --> 00:05:01,145 Yeah, okay, okay, okay. Maybe let's just try 131 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:02,915 a little less shouting and a lot more listening 132 00:05:02,919 --> 00:05:04,383 so that we can figure out why you disappeared 133 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,584 from your daughter's life, Mick. 134 00:05:05,588 --> 00:05:07,623 I'm not shouting! 135 00:05:10,429 --> 00:05:11,818 _ 136 00:05:11,828 --> 00:05:15,693 Okay, the pod should make landfall soon. 137 00:05:15,698 --> 00:05:18,063 Ish. 138 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,518 Wait. 139 00:05:37,487 --> 00:05:39,717 You guys here for the "Bud Stuy" taping? 140 00:05:39,722 --> 00:05:42,620 - Here you go. - What the... what? 141 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:45,123 I knew that was Imran Saeed in the back of that car! 142 00:05:45,128 --> 00:05:46,891 Wait, who is Imran Saeed, and 143 00:05:46,896 --> 00:05:48,460 what is "Bud Stuy"? 144 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:49,727 Like you didn't already know 145 00:05:49,732 --> 00:05:50,995 it's my favorite sitcom 146 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,630 created by the Saeed brothers! 147 00:05:52,635 --> 00:05:55,867 - Oh, right. - Gratitude overload. 148 00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:57,769 Faking a mission and pretending like you forgot 149 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,637 today was my birthday so you could spring 150 00:05:59,642 --> 00:06:01,473 "Bud Stuy" tickets on me? 151 00:06:01,478 --> 00:06:02,874 Too good! 152 00:06:07,217 --> 00:06:08,646 Gang! 153 00:06:08,651 --> 00:06:10,849 Thank you for keeping it under wraps. 154 00:06:10,854 --> 00:06:13,051 It is so hard to pull this stuff off. 155 00:06:13,056 --> 00:06:14,819 Um, actually... 156 00:06:17,026 --> 00:06:19,557 Yeah, it was all Zari's idea. 157 00:06:19,562 --> 00:06:22,226 The pod tracker doesn't even work. 158 00:06:22,231 --> 00:06:25,501 We love you so much. Happy birthday. 159 00:06:26,402 --> 00:06:31,007 Yeah, so you better get in there, birthday boy! 160 00:06:31,012 --> 00:06:33,547 Before I change my mind. 161 00:06:35,512 --> 00:06:36,741 Come on! 162 00:06:36,746 --> 00:06:37,977 What have we done? 163 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,310 Wait, Spooner! 164 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:40,912 Not you, come on. 165 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:43,448 Okay, the pod's further out this way. 166 00:06:45,255 --> 00:06:46,985 What is so special about this show? 167 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,353 It doesn't look popular. 168 00:06:48,358 --> 00:06:50,889 Well, that's because it only lasted two seasons. 169 00:06:50,894 --> 00:06:52,991 In high school, Behrad used to stay up all night, 170 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,859 get high, and watch reruns on Bestflix. 171 00:06:54,864 --> 00:06:56,194 Within pop culture, 172 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:58,163 "Bud Stuy" had more of a cult following. 173 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,897 Oh. Sounds like a lame cult. 174 00:06:59,902 --> 00:07:02,200 People with low ambition going nowhere in life. 175 00:07:02,205 --> 00:07:04,002 - Ooh. - Take it easy on B. 176 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,904 It wasn't like any of us were saving the world 177 00:07:05,909 --> 00:07:07,305 when we were in high school. 178 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:09,640 I mean, technically, I was becoming 179 00:07:09,645 --> 00:07:11,676 a global brand and building a Fortune 500 company. 180 00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:14,847 But it's your birthday, so who's keeping track? 181 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,581 Figured it was stressful enough having 182 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:18,616 one global superstar in the fam-bam. 183 00:07:18,621 --> 00:07:20,852 "Bud Stuy's" charm was that it wasn't trying 184 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,253 to appeal to everyone. 185 00:07:22,258 --> 00:07:23,888 But it meant a lot to me. 186 00:07:23,893 --> 00:07:25,857 And wait till you see Imran Saeed. 187 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,259 My all-time favorite actor. 188 00:07:28,264 --> 00:07:31,796 Oh. Show's startin'. Time to get hype! 189 00:07:31,801 --> 00:07:34,102 Whoo! Yeah! 190 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,335 Pod should be entering our atmosphere any minute now. 191 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:40,838 Speak of the devil. 192 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:47,946 "Bud Stuy" was filmed in front of a live studio audience. 193 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:54,819 Bro! 194 00:07:54,824 --> 00:07:56,421 Whoo! 195 00:07:56,426 --> 00:07:58,923 I got a DJ-ing gig. It's tonight! 196 00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:04,996 Wait, aren't you supposed to be working a shift 197 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:06,598 at your parents' bakery tonight? 198 00:08:06,603 --> 00:08:07,732 No, no, no. My days 199 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,131 of pimping jalebi to... 200 00:08:09,136 --> 00:08:11,836 Hipsters in Bushwick are over. 201 00:08:11,841 --> 00:08:13,371 I'm not missing out on spinning 202 00:08:13,376 --> 00:08:16,107 at little Joshy Steinberg's bar mitzvah. 203 00:08:16,112 --> 00:08:17,609 Tonight he enters adulthood. 204 00:08:17,614 --> 00:08:21,012 As well as the 36 chambers of the Wu-Tang Clan. 205 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:23,114 They're kids. Just play something young 206 00:08:23,119 --> 00:08:25,583 and poppy and dumb, like Dragon Girl. 207 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,452 - Rude. - Damn. 208 00:08:27,457 --> 00:08:29,787 How are you gonna tell your parents you're skipping work? 209 00:08:29,792 --> 00:08:32,957 Oh, I'm gonna honestly explain that I'm pursuing my passion. 210 00:08:32,962 --> 00:08:35,931 I have a dream. It's up to me to follow it. 211 00:08:37,534 --> 00:08:39,697 And then I'm gonna get smacked. 212 00:08:42,405 --> 00:08:43,901 What do you think you're doing? 213 00:08:43,906 --> 00:08:45,136 Preventing. 214 00:08:51,914 --> 00:08:53,711 Damn. 215 00:08:53,716 --> 00:08:56,414 Sleeping gummies, reading gummies, naughty gummies. 216 00:08:56,419 --> 00:08:58,082 You're really gonna get high? 217 00:08:58,087 --> 00:09:00,652 To tell your parents you're quitting the family business 218 00:09:00,657 --> 00:09:02,654 to pursue DJ-ing? 219 00:09:02,659 --> 00:09:05,056 Bismillah! 220 00:09:05,061 --> 00:09:07,825 Well, how else would I get through 221 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:12,096 such a deep, meaningful conversation? 222 00:09:13,436 --> 00:09:15,333 Life's a trip! 223 00:09:15,338 --> 00:09:17,869 If you got the right accoutrement for the ride. 224 00:09:19,742 --> 00:09:21,906 This sounds like a terrible... 225 00:09:21,911 --> 00:09:23,111 This show is too niche. 226 00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:24,812 We need something to make it a mass hit. 227 00:09:28,351 --> 00:09:30,815 Finally, something interesting happens on this show. 228 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,321 This is not supposed to happen. 229 00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:49,200 Uhh... 230 00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:51,669 Okay, am I tripping, or did my personal stash 231 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,938 get mixed up with the prop stash again? 232 00:09:55,978 --> 00:09:57,775 Go, go! 233 00:10:03,286 --> 00:10:04,615 That was a classic! 234 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,021 And cut! 235 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,961 So this "surprise" is really starting to give off 236 00:10:16,966 --> 00:10:19,864 an "improvised lie that backfired" vibe. 237 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,666 - Listen... - It's cool! 238 00:10:21,671 --> 00:10:23,301 Little tropey, but, 239 00:10:23,306 --> 00:10:25,837 guess we're doing a sitcom mission. 240 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,864 Hey, little guy. 241 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:40,301 Yeah, yeah, you. Yeah, the camera loves you. 242 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,835 Just come on over. 243 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:44,872 Come here, little guy. 244 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:46,807 You're ruining one of my favorite episodes. 245 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,109 Look, Kam. 246 00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:51,211 I know we've had our creative disagreements, 247 00:10:51,216 --> 00:10:54,381 but crashing the taping with an animatronic alien? 248 00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:56,550 Right. 249 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:59,219 Hey, buddy. Come here. 250 00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:01,855 Wow. Lookit, it's so cute. 251 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,260 It's okay, buddy. It's okay. 252 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:10,331 There you go. 253 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,100 Well, this animatronic alien is adorable. 254 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,368 And the audience ate it up. 255 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,004 So if we're ever gonna be more than a cult show 256 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,472 we need a gag that's a little less foreign. 257 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,474 Less foreign? It's a freakin' alien, man. 258 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:22,676 - I want broader appeal. - You want less Muslim. 259 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,478 You don't know what religion the alien is. 260 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:27,347 Okay. This thing is freaking me out. 261 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,593 The puppeteer is going really method, 262 00:11:29,598 --> 00:11:32,362 because this thing is way too lifelike. 263 00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:33,930 Remember how we got here. 264 00:11:33,935 --> 00:11:35,732 I was your first audience. 265 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,100 The one who encouraged you 266 00:11:37,105 --> 00:11:38,989 and drove you to all your stand-up gigs. 267 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:42,059 Have I ever steered you wrong before? 268 00:11:46,197 --> 00:11:48,027 Can we at least reshoot the ending? 269 00:11:48,032 --> 00:11:49,829 Hell, get some VFX money, make that crash 270 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,932 look a little more convincing? 271 00:11:50,936 --> 00:11:52,666 We'll fix it in post. 272 00:11:57,975 --> 00:12:00,506 Aw. 273 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,309 That thing's adorable. See, Spooner? 274 00:12:03,314 --> 00:12:05,211 Uh, I think I'm gonna need a smaller gun. 275 00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:07,246 Hey! What are you still doing here? 276 00:12:07,251 --> 00:12:08,714 Come on. 277 00:12:08,719 --> 00:12:10,716 Oh! We're just... 278 00:12:10,721 --> 00:12:13,886 Hi, buddy. How's it going? 279 00:12:13,891 --> 00:12:15,158 Ow! 280 00:12:17,061 --> 00:12:18,624 You're no animatronic. 281 00:12:21,265 --> 00:12:22,695 Okay, Mickey, I get that 282 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,497 Lita's pregnancy's unexpected, you know? 283 00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:26,300 It feels like only yesterday that we were watching her 284 00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:28,134 grow up, but if I have learned anything 285 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:29,536 co-captaining the team on this ship, 286 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,637 it's that being a parent is really just about 287 00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:33,773 being cool when things aren't really that cool, yeah? 288 00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:35,474 Okay, where are we at with listening, Mick? 289 00:12:35,479 --> 00:12:36,743 Captain Sharpe. 290 00:12:36,747 --> 00:12:38,878 You want another try at a sassy send-off attempt 291 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,046 - for the record? - No! 292 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,952 Ooh, why are we power walking? 293 00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:46,931 Oh, look, she's studying. 294 00:12:46,936 --> 00:12:49,237 It's excellent, right? 295 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,342 Hmm. Hi, Lita, honey. 296 00:12:52,347 --> 00:12:54,511 See, she's still in school. That's great, right, Mick? 297 00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:56,413 Yeah, I have a big test coming up 298 00:12:56,418 --> 00:12:59,349 in my intersectionality and feminist activism class. 299 00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:02,052 It's where I met Niko. 300 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:06,356 You got knocked up by some creep taking a class for women? 301 00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:08,124 Let's see what else you've missed. 302 00:13:08,129 --> 00:13:10,960 I'm vegan. I'm over my Sabbath phase. 303 00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:12,595 I'm more into Fiona Apple. 304 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,731 And I'm donating all the money you left me in the shed 305 00:13:14,736 --> 00:13:16,366 to AOC's future presidential run. 306 00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:17,868 Wow. 307 00:13:18,273 --> 00:13:20,470 Is there anything else you wanna judge me for? 308 00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:22,505 You know what? Why don't you tell us 309 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,941 how you and Niko plan to raise the baby? 310 00:13:24,946 --> 00:13:27,644 We're cohabitating. 311 00:13:27,649 --> 00:13:31,654 The institution of marriage is too inherently patriarchal. 312 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,891 Oh, stupid swollen fingers. 313 00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:44,465 - Here. - No, I got it. 314 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:49,032 You know, uh, Gideon could have made you something. 315 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,001 Yeah, well, I don't have Gideon at school 316 00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:53,570 just to make my life easier. 317 00:13:53,575 --> 00:13:57,741 And usually Niko helps me with this stuff. 318 00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:04,481 Okay. I am rational enough 319 00:14:04,486 --> 00:14:08,985 to accept defeat, hangry enough to accept your help. 320 00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:14,195 You know, uh, some jars are like old, stubborn bastards. 321 00:14:15,196 --> 00:14:17,894 They, uh, eventually open up. 322 00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:27,470 Tell me about Niko. 323 00:14:32,347 --> 00:14:34,544 Ugh. Would it have killed Kamran 324 00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:37,714 to lock his office door so the baby alien didn't escape? 325 00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:41,518 I can't believe you cut my sexy Totem time short for this. 326 00:14:41,523 --> 00:14:44,087 Oh, by the way. She'd kill me if I forgot, 327 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,188 she said, "Hey". 328 00:14:45,193 --> 00:14:47,390 Hm. That's sweet. 329 00:14:47,395 --> 00:14:48,992 Hey, girl. 330 00:14:48,997 --> 00:14:53,063 What does she do in the Totem, for, like, you know, self-care? 331 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,831 Mostly be at peace. 332 00:14:54,836 --> 00:14:56,433 School the ancestors in poker, 333 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,639 but mainly she wanted to talk about B. 334 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:00,437 - Really? - Yeah. 335 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,374 She wanted to know his current hair length, is he dating, 336 00:15:02,378 --> 00:15:04,375 did he beat any of her high scores? 337 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,122 And for whatever reason, she asked me 338 00:15:06,127 --> 00:15:07,878 to keep an eye on him tonight to make sure he didn't 339 00:15:07,882 --> 00:15:10,713 party too hard... Oh! 340 00:15:10,718 --> 00:15:12,582 - I just got it. - Of course, 341 00:15:12,587 --> 00:15:14,651 even though she's stuck in mystical limbo, 342 00:15:14,656 --> 00:15:16,890 she didn't forget his birthday. 343 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,926 There. You happy? 344 00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:25,261 Yeah. Maybe one with the both of us? 345 00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:27,297 I could snap it. Long arms. 346 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,837 Behrad. Let's go. 347 00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:32,369 You know, by catching this alien, 348 00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:34,070 we're actually preventing capitalism 349 00:15:34,075 --> 00:15:35,839 from creating another monster. 350 00:15:35,844 --> 00:15:37,741 Yeah. A monster hit. 351 00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:39,309 You sound like Zari. 352 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,412 Don't tell me you think the baby alien's cute too. 353 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,780 No, I don't think it's cute, 354 00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:45,048 but there is no accounting mass taste. 355 00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:46,883 Look, no disrespect to the past six years, 356 00:15:46,888 --> 00:15:48,918 but this is the biggest mission ever. 357 00:15:48,923 --> 00:15:51,187 I'm not gonna let this alien ruin my favorite show. 358 00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:52,292 Don't be so dramatic. 359 00:15:52,297 --> 00:15:53,962 All I'm saying is, your sister's got a point. 360 00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:56,064 If it doesn't make money, it doesn't make sense. 361 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,084 _ 362 00:16:08,076 --> 00:16:10,477 You the new PA? 363 00:16:11,913 --> 00:16:13,743 - Yeah. - Good. 364 00:16:13,748 --> 00:16:16,246 'Cause all we have around here are those little coffee pods. 365 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,648 And we can't do that to Mother Earth. 366 00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:20,083 Totally. 367 00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:23,590 Appareat coffeum. 368 00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:26,956 Well, don't be shy. Get in there. 369 00:16:26,961 --> 00:16:29,592 Maybe your hero knows where his brother hid that thing. 370 00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:34,998 Astra Logue, Labor Relations. 371 00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:39,008 Don't mind me. I am just here to observe your... labor. 372 00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:43,273 What if the baby alien is in, like, alien WITSEC. 373 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,542 Hiding out on Earth from the Big Bad 374 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,777 that destroyed his home planet. 375 00:16:47,782 --> 00:16:50,914 Sounds like a season of backstory and mythology. 376 00:16:50,919 --> 00:16:52,015 Just to pitch it, 377 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,983 the baby alien was sent to Earth 378 00:16:53,988 --> 00:16:55,685 on a rumspringa, 379 00:16:55,690 --> 00:16:59,088 and is just trying to find the perfect party pad. 380 00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:02,859 That's just what we need. More aliens on the show. 381 00:17:02,864 --> 00:17:06,129 I don't know if, uh, caffeine is so good for the process. 382 00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:08,831 But I could get you something groovier 383 00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:10,633 to help get the creative juices flowing. 384 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:13,102 This guy knows what's up! 385 00:17:13,107 --> 00:17:14,904 Oh, uh, bro. Labor Relations. 386 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,373 Mr. Saeed, where did your brother stash the baby alien? 387 00:17:17,378 --> 00:17:19,375 You mean that stupid puppet? I don't know. 388 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,411 Then we're done here. 389 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,116 - Any luck? - Negative. 390 00:17:27,121 --> 00:17:29,453 But I did get a peek behind the curtain in the writer's room. 391 00:17:29,457 --> 00:17:32,789 Trust me, you do not wanna know how the sausage gets made. 392 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:36,493 Oh, good. I think we found it. 393 00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:38,695 Meet us by the stages. 394 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,397 Aw, hey, little guy. 395 00:17:41,402 --> 00:17:44,634 Hey, I can promise you, alien hybrid to alien, 396 00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:46,836 bananas, they're overrated. 397 00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:50,206 Everything bagels, this is where it's at. 398 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,478 Mm. Yeah, you wanna try it? 399 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:59,349 Come on. Here you go. 400 00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:01,618 Hey, I know. 401 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,186 Let's get outta here. 402 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:09,158 Hey, Astra. I don't think he likes that. 403 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:20,909 Uh! 404 00:18:26,347 --> 00:18:27,948 Ah! 405 00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:31,518 There you are. 406 00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:36,152 I'm going to talk to props 407 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,421 about leaving things lying around. 408 00:18:37,425 --> 00:18:40,156 Somebody could get hurt. 409 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,895 What? 410 00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:46,142 All right, rise and shine, everyone. 411 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,207 We need a new strategy. Where is Behrad? 412 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,942 Late. Again. 413 00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:53,475 Let's sweeten the pot on the earlier bet. 414 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,244 If he doesn't show in the next five minutes, 415 00:18:55,249 --> 00:18:58,049 loser becomes my personal fluff and fold. 416 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,885 Relax, relax. 417 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,854 I'm right here. 418 00:19:02,859 --> 00:19:05,227 Is that my brother? 419 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,417 That's my pomade. I know the sheen anywhere. 420 00:19:09,422 --> 00:19:11,352 Communal bathroom, thought it was up for grabs. 421 00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,588 And I just felt like shaking things up. 422 00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:15,891 I knew you had "leading man" hair in you. 423 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,259 All Tarazis have the gene. 424 00:19:17,264 --> 00:19:19,661 Okay, let's just show Gary the... 425 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:22,831 Wow, it really is mesmerizing. 426 00:19:22,836 --> 00:19:24,570 Thank you. 427 00:19:25,472 --> 00:19:27,035 Ohh. 428 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,536 A Gusarax! 429 00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:31,072 Baby Gus-Gus! It's got a nice ring to it. 430 00:19:31,077 --> 00:19:34,142 You're coining merchandisable nicknames now? 431 00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:36,544 Why was Imran's brother able to grab Gus 432 00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:39,314 without causing a Category 5 tantrum? 433 00:19:39,319 --> 00:19:41,983 Well, Gusaraxes are bonded to their parents 434 00:19:41,988 --> 00:19:43,551 during the, uh, developmental phase. 435 00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:47,789 So if, uh, Gus-Gus is bonded to Imran's brother, 436 00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:49,426 you'll have to get him to bond with one of you, 437 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:52,027 but, heh, good luck with that! 438 00:19:52,032 --> 00:19:53,829 They're attached to their parents at the hip 439 00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:56,732 because that is where the teat is. 440 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,299 Ugh. Don't say "teat". 441 00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:00,168 Captain Lance, I've detected that a new 442 00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:02,403 "Bud Stuy" draft has been submitted to the studio. 443 00:20:02,408 --> 00:20:05,273 Episode titled, "First Contact High". 444 00:20:05,278 --> 00:20:07,212 New cup? 445 00:20:07,217 --> 00:20:09,481 Hm, weird. Wharton is the business school 446 00:20:09,486 --> 00:20:11,449 my maman and baba think I attend. 447 00:20:11,454 --> 00:20:13,718 Hm. 448 00:20:13,723 --> 00:20:15,017 "Wharton is the business school 449 00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:16,451 my maman and baba think I attend"? 450 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:17,886 What's happening to me? 451 00:20:17,891 --> 00:20:19,917 I think the change in your favorite show 452 00:20:19,922 --> 00:20:21,322 is having an effect on you. 453 00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:24,158 He's better groomed, better caffeinated. 454 00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:25,994 I'd say Behrad got a free upgrade. 455 00:20:25,999 --> 00:20:28,429 No, no, no, no. This is not good. 456 00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:31,132 The butterfly effect from one small change in the timeline 457 00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:32,367 is too unpredictable. 458 00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:35,337 That's how we lost Zari 1.0. 459 00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:39,240 Okay, they're looking for the role of "nosy landlord". 460 00:20:39,245 --> 00:20:40,675 He... 461 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,545 It's obviously me, I'm the trained actor. 462 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:45,980 I mean, it's gonna be a nosy, glamorous landlord, but 463 00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:47,782 Nate, come with, run lines? 464 00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:49,551 All right, let's get you ready for that closeup. 465 00:20:49,555 --> 00:20:51,653 Okay, great. Zari, once you book the part, 466 00:20:51,658 --> 00:20:53,688 you'll be in position to separate Gus-Gus 467 00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:55,723 from Imran's brother and bond with him. 468 00:20:55,728 --> 00:20:57,425 Astra and B, make sure that 469 00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,327 this new script doesn't make it to air. 470 00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:01,262 We have to ensure that Imran stays the star 471 00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:03,665 so that Behrad can stay himself. 472 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,841 What do you mean I'm not a right fit for the r... 473 00:21:12,846 --> 00:21:15,043 You don't seem super great at your job. 474 00:21:15,048 --> 00:21:17,193 The writers had a very specific vision in mind. 475 00:21:17,198 --> 00:21:19,529 Someone who fits the new direction of the show. 476 00:21:19,534 --> 00:21:21,030 - Oh, did they? - Hey, Z. 477 00:21:21,035 --> 00:21:23,633 The sign by the complimentary mints said only take one, 478 00:21:23,638 --> 00:21:25,939 so, uh, keep this on the DL. 479 00:21:28,294 --> 00:21:30,892 Nathaniel Heywood. No need to lie about my height, 480 00:21:30,897 --> 00:21:32,961 I am 6 foot... 481 00:21:32,966 --> 00:21:34,129 2. 482 00:21:34,134 --> 00:21:37,332 Uh, currently living? Here and there. 483 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,367 I travel a lot for work. 484 00:21:39,372 --> 00:21:41,303 Is this for the CW? 485 00:21:41,308 --> 00:21:43,171 Well, so much for plan Z. 486 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,106 But Nate's getting his big break. 487 00:21:45,111 --> 00:21:48,176 Finally, a win for straight, white men. 488 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,578 Well, if I was rebooting a show with a flop first season, 489 00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,947 you'd be my pick. 490 00:21:52,952 --> 00:21:55,183 Who says stuff like that? 491 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,118 I don't wanna become some materialistic jerk 492 00:21:57,123 --> 00:21:59,854 with a Roth IRA, driving a car that burns gas, 493 00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:01,856 and pounding Red Eyes! 494 00:22:01,861 --> 00:22:03,725 If this show is going off the rails, 495 00:22:03,730 --> 00:22:05,026 you need to talk to the person 496 00:22:05,031 --> 00:22:07,429 at the top of the food chain. 497 00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:14,536 "Faiz, it's the nosy landlord. 498 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,304 Hide all the bongs. 499 00:22:16,309 --> 00:22:19,011 And the baby alien". 500 00:22:22,348 --> 00:22:23,945 As your boss, I gotta tell you, 501 00:22:23,950 --> 00:22:25,880 I'm good on the pharmaceuticals, bro. 502 00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:27,248 At least until this makeup sets. 503 00:22:27,253 --> 00:22:29,788 You can't sell out, man! 504 00:22:31,891 --> 00:22:33,821 Growing up, my mom and dad looked at me 505 00:22:33,826 --> 00:22:36,224 and saw a future business school graduate. 506 00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:37,992 The world saw a weird, Muslim kid 507 00:22:37,997 --> 00:22:40,562 they couldn't bother to figure out. 508 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,964 But seeing you on TV, Imran, 509 00:22:42,969 --> 00:22:46,305 was the first time I saw me. 510 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,839 That's great. 511 00:22:50,844 --> 00:22:53,274 But I gotta do what my brother tells me. 512 00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:54,976 No, you don't. 513 00:22:54,981 --> 00:22:58,847 Dude, I flipped burgers, spun signs, 514 00:22:58,852 --> 00:23:00,882 but the gig I have now, 515 00:23:00,887 --> 00:23:03,989 it's the sweetest gig ever. 516 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:08,222 Just had to let you know, I wouldn't have ended up here 517 00:23:08,227 --> 00:23:11,392 if I hadn't seen you on "Bud Stuy" so carefree. 518 00:23:11,397 --> 00:23:14,362 It's like you gave me permission to leave home 519 00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:18,600 and go on the craziest adventure of my life. 520 00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:21,369 Please, don't change your show. 521 00:23:21,374 --> 00:23:24,376 It's perfect the way it is. 522 00:23:25,678 --> 00:23:28,343 You must really love being a PA. 523 00:23:28,348 --> 00:23:30,649 Like a lot. 524 00:23:40,893 --> 00:23:43,195 Oh, come on. 525 00:23:47,734 --> 00:23:51,065 Imran, the studio loves the baby alien in the new draft. 526 00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:53,035 And you're gonna love the casting for the nosy landlord. 527 00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:54,435 Kam, this isn't working out. 528 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,704 I promise, the new guy pops. 529 00:23:56,709 --> 00:23:59,874 This show was supposed to be about the things 530 00:23:59,879 --> 00:24:01,242 that make us laugh. 531 00:24:01,247 --> 00:24:05,079 My life. I know, it's not for everyone. 532 00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:08,049 But to the people who get it, 533 00:24:08,054 --> 00:24:10,222 it's life-changing. 534 00:24:11,457 --> 00:24:14,188 You really not believe in that anymore? 535 00:24:14,193 --> 00:24:16,424 What about the people who pay us to make a hit? 536 00:24:16,429 --> 00:24:18,626 The studio's threatening to cancel us. 537 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:29,504 Yeah, well, I'd rather have one person laughing 538 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,006 in the audience than be a complete sellout. 539 00:24:32,011 --> 00:24:33,208 Don't do this. 540 00:24:33,213 --> 00:24:34,913 I quit. 541 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,643 You okay? 542 00:24:51,648 --> 00:24:53,512 Oh, yeah. I'm just trying to wrap 543 00:24:53,517 --> 00:24:54,947 Behrad's birthday gifts. 544 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,581 You know, the edges have to be perfect, 545 00:24:56,586 --> 00:24:58,552 or the whole presentation is thrown off, that's all. 546 00:25:01,558 --> 00:25:02,721 I'm so sorry, honey. 547 00:25:02,726 --> 00:25:04,056 Are you okay? 548 00:25:04,061 --> 00:25:05,924 Yeah. I'm just looking for my dad. 549 00:25:05,929 --> 00:25:07,192 I should head out soon. 550 00:25:07,197 --> 00:25:09,061 So I take it you two buried the hatchet, then? 551 00:25:09,066 --> 00:25:11,029 Well, you know Mick. He runs a little hot, 552 00:25:11,034 --> 00:25:13,665 but he cools down eventually. 553 00:25:13,670 --> 00:25:15,867 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 554 00:25:15,872 --> 00:25:17,903 He was even asking all these questions about Niko, 555 00:25:17,908 --> 00:25:20,572 like, where he grew up, and his class schedule, 556 00:25:20,577 --> 00:25:23,108 and he's really interested in his cross-country training. 557 00:25:23,113 --> 00:25:25,448 Even down to the hours and the routes. 558 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:27,980 Niko wants to compete in the Olympics. 559 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,515 Aw. See, I knew he'd come around. 560 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:34,453 So, should we start planning a baby shower, then? 561 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,954 Or a funeral! 562 00:25:35,959 --> 00:25:37,856 Look, take it from a trained assassin, 563 00:25:37,861 --> 00:25:40,058 you wanna murder somebody without a trace, 564 00:25:40,063 --> 00:25:43,028 you gather as much intel as possible. 565 00:25:43,033 --> 00:25:46,865 Lita, your dad is gonna kill your boyfriend. 566 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,947 What do you mean, Mr. Saeed's "booked for the day"? 567 00:26:01,952 --> 00:26:03,815 - Un-book him. - And make it quick 568 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:05,517 because she's the nice one. 569 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,687 - You don't want to upset me. - It's true. 570 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,293 Good girl. 571 00:26:11,561 --> 00:26:12,958 Where's Behrad? 572 00:26:12,963 --> 00:26:14,926 Relax, he's just pulling himself together 573 00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:15,994 after Imran quit. 574 00:26:15,999 --> 00:26:17,696 The timeline hasn't changed that fast. 575 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,298 Hm. 576 00:26:22,105 --> 00:26:24,603 # For real, King's beat! # 577 00:26:24,608 --> 00:26:27,806 # I just let that money talk # 578 00:26:27,811 --> 00:26:29,608 # Take it to the end # 579 00:26:29,613 --> 00:26:32,248 My parking needs validating. 580 00:26:33,450 --> 00:26:36,352 I didn't know you had it in you. 581 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,784 Try to keep up. 582 00:26:38,789 --> 00:26:40,385 # I just let that money talk # 583 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,221 # Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk # 584 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:43,993 Wow. Who is... 585 00:26:45,028 --> 00:26:46,958 Are you kidding me? 586 00:26:46,963 --> 00:26:49,165 The possibilities are endless... 587 00:26:49,966 --> 00:26:51,129 Let me call you back. 588 00:26:51,134 --> 00:26:52,531 'Scuse me, can I help you? 589 00:26:52,536 --> 00:26:53,965 You're gonna wanna try-com. 590 00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:56,802 We're members of the puppeteers union. 591 00:26:56,807 --> 00:26:58,670 Yeah. We're gonna need to see proof 592 00:26:58,675 --> 00:27:01,206 that you're using union-certified puppeteers 593 00:27:01,211 --> 00:27:03,308 to operate the baby alien. 594 00:27:03,313 --> 00:27:06,782 I mean, unless you have something to hide. 595 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,349 Okay, it's not a puppet. 596 00:27:10,354 --> 00:27:12,217 I swear, I was just waiting to get publicity 597 00:27:12,222 --> 00:27:13,985 all lined up before I broke the news. 598 00:27:13,990 --> 00:27:17,589 The world's first alien TV star is a gold mine. 599 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,726 And you're just willing to stab your brother in the back 600 00:27:19,730 --> 00:27:20,826 for success? 601 00:27:20,831 --> 00:27:22,627 Well, he does have a point. 602 00:27:22,632 --> 00:27:26,264 Gus-Gus is a vertical integration vehicle. 603 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:29,034 I'm talking dolls, branding deals, 604 00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:32,571 you can build an entire universe out of this little guy. 605 00:27:32,576 --> 00:27:33,904 The synergy's all there. 606 00:27:33,909 --> 00:27:35,006 I like the way you think. 607 00:27:35,011 --> 00:27:36,274 And we are leaving. 608 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,211 Thank you so much for your time. 609 00:27:39,216 --> 00:27:41,580 Hey, what the hell was that? 610 00:27:41,585 --> 00:27:43,115 You wanna make something of your life? 611 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,816 It takes a little ambition. 612 00:27:44,821 --> 00:27:46,885 Speak. 613 00:27:52,996 --> 00:27:55,998 Come on, Niko, pick up. 614 00:27:57,334 --> 00:27:59,464 Oh, my God. Lita, look. 615 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,733 Rory's strangling him! 616 00:28:01,738 --> 00:28:03,202 Wait, are they... 617 00:28:03,207 --> 00:28:05,208 hugging? 618 00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:07,977 Huh! 619 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:11,276 I really wanna thank you for looking after my daughter 620 00:28:11,281 --> 00:28:13,545 while I was... 621 00:28:13,550 --> 00:28:15,447 Away. 622 00:28:15,452 --> 00:28:17,115 Dad! 623 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,950 I thought you were gonna kill him! 624 00:28:18,955 --> 00:28:20,515 - I was. - Dad! 625 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,521 No, no! It's okay. 626 00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:23,121 We talked it out. 627 00:28:23,126 --> 00:28:25,457 Mr. Rory came around to seeing how bad it would look 628 00:28:25,462 --> 00:28:28,193 if the author of post-feminist empowerment lit 629 00:28:28,198 --> 00:28:30,562 killed his daughter's boyfriend. 630 00:28:30,567 --> 00:28:32,501 Oh, really? 631 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:37,169 I want my grandchild to have something I didn't. 632 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:40,609 Two loving parents. 633 00:28:41,611 --> 00:28:43,041 You see? 634 00:28:43,046 --> 00:28:44,810 You never told me your dad was this cool. 635 00:28:44,815 --> 00:28:47,813 He totally understands how we got caught up in the moment. 636 00:28:47,818 --> 00:28:51,283 He said the same thing happened to him and Kayla. 637 00:28:51,288 --> 00:28:53,418 You mean you and mom? 638 00:28:53,423 --> 00:28:55,020 Wait. 639 00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:57,527 You and Kayla? 640 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,329 Are you okay? 641 00:29:05,836 --> 00:29:07,232 Are you crying? 642 00:29:07,237 --> 00:29:08,900 - No! - It's... 643 00:29:08,905 --> 00:29:10,268 It's okay, Mr. Rory. 644 00:29:10,273 --> 00:29:13,275 Let those toxic man-tears flow. 645 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:17,947 Rest in peace, Kayla. 646 00:29:21,818 --> 00:29:24,214 Um, okay. I'll see you later. 647 00:29:24,219 --> 00:29:25,718 I'm just gonna make sure he gets home okay. 648 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,687 He's been acting really strange lately. 649 00:29:28,692 --> 00:29:31,523 Yeah. 650 00:29:31,528 --> 00:29:33,124 Real strange. 651 00:29:38,101 --> 00:29:40,065 Your keys, sir. 652 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,770 Behrad, wait. 653 00:29:44,775 --> 00:29:45,873 We're trying to get the timeline 654 00:29:45,877 --> 00:29:47,840 back on track, remember? 655 00:29:47,845 --> 00:29:48,974 Who's this tool? 656 00:29:48,979 --> 00:29:50,609 What? 657 00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:52,177 Hand over the keys. 658 00:29:52,182 --> 00:29:53,645 Unless you wanna take a ride, babe. 659 00:29:53,650 --> 00:29:55,447 If you call me babe 660 00:29:55,452 --> 00:29:56,945 one more time. 661 00:29:56,950 --> 00:29:58,750 Okay, that's enough. You need to come with us. 662 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,018 Come on. 663 00:30:00,023 --> 00:30:01,486 That's a lawsuit, brah. 664 00:30:01,491 --> 00:30:03,288 Sure you can afford that? 665 00:30:03,293 --> 00:30:05,023 Where is your Totem? 666 00:30:05,028 --> 00:30:06,491 Totem? 667 00:30:06,496 --> 00:30:07,726 It's a Rollie. 668 00:30:11,801 --> 00:30:13,798 Nate. 669 00:30:13,803 --> 00:30:15,467 What happened? Where'd it go? 670 00:30:15,472 --> 00:30:18,570 When he joined the team, he stole the Totem from home. 671 00:30:18,575 --> 00:30:21,940 If he never did that, th... 672 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,441 You're coming with us! 673 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:26,148 My girlfriend's in that Totem, you tool. 674 00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:28,747 Who lives in this dump? 675 00:30:28,752 --> 00:30:30,815 It's kind of hard to explain, but... 676 00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:33,451 I need you to chill while I go take care of something. 677 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:36,087 Chill? I don't chill. 678 00:30:36,092 --> 00:30:37,989 I got money moves to make. 679 00:30:37,994 --> 00:30:40,158 Money moves? 680 00:30:40,163 --> 00:30:43,328 Is that why you sabotaged the meeting with Kamran? 681 00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:46,231 You're not the only one who understands mass appeal. 682 00:30:46,236 --> 00:30:49,401 Gus-Gus is going to be a global superstar. 683 00:30:49,406 --> 00:30:52,304 I'm bringing "Bud Stuy" to a whole new audience. 684 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:53,798 Jealous? 685 00:30:53,803 --> 00:30:56,174 No. Because the Behrad I know 686 00:30:56,179 --> 00:30:59,311 isn't some calculating business bro. 687 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:02,117 Yeah, well, maybe you don't know me at all. 688 00:31:04,387 --> 00:31:06,455 Zari, what's going on? 689 00:31:10,226 --> 00:31:11,556 I'm sorry, Behrad. 690 00:31:11,561 --> 00:31:13,091 You can't leave me in here, Zari! 691 00:31:13,096 --> 00:31:15,126 I'm not leaving you. I'm fixing this. 692 00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:22,200 It's gonna be all right. 693 00:31:22,205 --> 00:31:23,335 Is it? 694 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,003 At least when your Zari lost Behrad, 695 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,137 it wasn't her fault. 696 00:31:26,142 --> 00:31:28,139 Enough with the "your Zari" stuff. 697 00:31:28,144 --> 00:31:29,741 - You're my Zari too. - No, Nate. 698 00:31:29,746 --> 00:31:31,443 Your Zari is gone, and without the Totem, 699 00:31:31,448 --> 00:31:33,044 so is everything she sacrificed her life for. 700 00:31:33,048 --> 00:31:34,814 A decision I doubt she would have made if she knew 701 00:31:34,818 --> 00:31:36,682 she was being replaced by a version of her who... 702 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,350 Who didn't realize how 703 00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:41,152 a sitcom literally changed her brother's life. 704 00:31:41,157 --> 00:31:43,721 Z, we all messed up, but we gotta get moving. 705 00:31:43,726 --> 00:31:45,557 When this timeline catches up to Behrad, 706 00:31:45,562 --> 00:31:49,064 there's no telling who we're gonna be without him. 707 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:54,090 So, when were you gonna tell me about Kayla? 708 00:31:54,922 --> 00:31:56,652 Sounds like you really cared about her. 709 00:31:56,657 --> 00:31:58,955 And do not leave out any details. 710 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,058 Like, uh, when you got caught up in the moment... 711 00:32:02,063 --> 00:32:05,294 cover your ears, Lita... were there any, uh... 712 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:07,864 tentacles involved? 713 00:32:07,869 --> 00:32:09,365 Whoa! 714 00:32:09,370 --> 00:32:11,868 You dated an alien? 715 00:32:11,873 --> 00:32:13,002 We didn't date. 716 00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:15,037 We, uh, we almost died. 717 00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:18,341 But then we, uh, then I... 718 00:32:18,346 --> 00:32:19,675 Gross, Dad. 719 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,611 So there were tentacles involved? 720 00:32:21,616 --> 00:32:23,579 Yeah. Lots. It was mind-blowing. 721 00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:25,648 You jealous? Now, get out of here! 722 00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:28,888 I wanna spend some more time with my daughter. 723 00:32:30,591 --> 00:32:32,055 Kamran. 724 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:34,123 Ugh. Now what? 725 00:32:34,128 --> 00:32:36,859 Listen, I know you worked your ass off for this moment. 726 00:32:36,864 --> 00:32:40,196 And our hard work is rarely celebrated. 727 00:32:40,201 --> 00:32:43,599 So I get how badly you wanna be seen, but... 728 00:32:43,604 --> 00:32:45,268 you know this isn't right. 729 00:32:45,273 --> 00:32:47,036 Have you ever seen the show? 730 00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:48,971 My brother wasn't exactly making television 731 00:32:48,976 --> 00:32:51,107 that we could be proud of. 732 00:32:51,112 --> 00:32:52,708 Well, you know what, 733 00:32:52,713 --> 00:32:54,578 he doesn't have to be a torch-bearer for all of us. 734 00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:56,179 That expectation is, honestly, 735 00:32:56,184 --> 00:32:58,548 unrealistic and, frankly, annoying. 736 00:32:58,553 --> 00:33:00,416 Your brother inspired people, 737 00:33:00,421 --> 00:33:03,386 not by trying to inspire people, but... 738 00:33:03,391 --> 00:33:05,421 just by being himself. 739 00:33:05,426 --> 00:33:08,557 Well then too bad that he quit. 740 00:33:08,562 --> 00:33:11,761 And-and that's how you wanna leave things? 741 00:33:11,766 --> 00:33:13,997 Don't let this be the fight that changes things between you, 742 00:33:14,001 --> 00:33:16,299 because once that happens, 743 00:33:16,304 --> 00:33:18,368 you could lose him forever. 744 00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:21,103 Which diaper do you wanna go with for the baby alien? 745 00:33:21,108 --> 00:33:22,371 Picture's up! 746 00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:23,806 Two, I like the extra cushion. 747 00:33:23,811 --> 00:33:25,975 Look, picture's up. Like, right now. 748 00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:28,277 There's nothing I can do. 749 00:33:35,523 --> 00:33:37,987 Instead of lighting up in the dark, all alone, 750 00:33:37,992 --> 00:33:40,823 you need to get your ass in there and take back your show. 751 00:33:40,828 --> 00:33:43,592 You know, you're really pushy for Labor Relations. 752 00:33:43,597 --> 00:33:46,195 You can't make me go back! 753 00:33:56,277 --> 00:33:59,975 "Bud Stuy" was filmed in front of a live studio audience. 754 00:34:04,618 --> 00:34:06,349 Oh, no! 755 00:34:06,354 --> 00:34:07,450 It's the nosy landlord! 756 00:34:07,455 --> 00:34:08,517 I have to hide the bong 757 00:34:08,522 --> 00:34:09,552 and the baby alien! 758 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,057 Sorry, buddy. 759 00:34:16,864 --> 00:34:19,562 I didn't know it was inspection day! 760 00:34:24,772 --> 00:34:26,269 That's why it's called 761 00:34:26,274 --> 00:34:28,471 a surprise inspection. 762 00:34:28,476 --> 00:34:31,140 That's why it's called a surprise inspection! 763 00:34:36,317 --> 00:34:38,481 I'm Nick Hunter. 764 00:34:38,486 --> 00:34:41,884 Intergalactic alien law enforcer. 765 00:34:41,889 --> 00:34:44,186 What the hell is the nosy landlord doing? 766 00:34:44,191 --> 00:34:46,989 No. 767 00:34:46,994 --> 00:34:48,491 You're the nosy landlord. 768 00:34:48,496 --> 00:34:50,192 It's called a plot twist, 769 00:34:50,197 --> 00:34:51,627 amateur. 770 00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:54,063 Now where's Gus-Gus? 771 00:34:55,536 --> 00:34:57,066 Ah-ha! 772 00:35:17,258 --> 00:35:19,422 Oh. 773 00:35:19,427 --> 00:35:22,091 Set this bad boy to stun. 774 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:28,230 Hey, hey! Ugh! 775 00:35:31,972 --> 00:35:35,671 And this. Won't. Hurt. A. Bit. 776 00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:38,007 Ah! 777 00:36:01,735 --> 00:36:03,899 Caught you, you little finger-biter. 778 00:36:03,904 --> 00:36:06,235 No, no, no, no! 779 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,270 Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry! 780 00:36:07,274 --> 00:36:08,704 Just a little boo-boo. 781 00:36:18,118 --> 00:36:20,116 There we go. 782 00:36:20,121 --> 00:36:22,585 You beautiful alien baby. 783 00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:30,759 Faiz, what did I tell you about having 784 00:36:30,764 --> 00:36:32,595 the right accoutrements? 785 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:38,367 Take a couple of these for the road, nosy landlord. 786 00:36:40,774 --> 00:36:42,438 Have a nice trip, Gus-Gus. 787 00:36:51,952 --> 00:36:55,284 I'm just glad things are back to normal around here. 788 00:37:05,165 --> 00:37:07,096 It looks like the audience hated it. 789 00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:09,065 But that's why I believed in you in the first place. 790 00:37:25,730 --> 00:37:26,959 You guys! 791 00:37:30,268 --> 00:37:31,764 Shh. 792 00:37:34,739 --> 00:37:36,907 Happy birthday. 793 00:37:38,676 --> 00:37:40,273 Thanks! 794 00:37:43,448 --> 00:37:45,611 My first time using a cell phone 795 00:37:45,616 --> 00:37:48,218 was the day Behrad was born. 796 00:37:50,154 --> 00:37:51,717 I was trying to take a selfie, 797 00:37:51,722 --> 00:37:54,858 but my annoying baby brother photo-bombed. 798 00:37:56,027 --> 00:37:59,296 Every Eid, he wanted to be in the kitchen. 799 00:38:00,164 --> 00:38:03,934 And he wasn't just sneaking Maman's fesenjoon. 800 00:38:05,036 --> 00:38:06,970 He was learning. 801 00:38:08,973 --> 00:38:13,076 No wonder he cooks the best team dinners. 802 00:38:13,881 --> 00:38:15,203 _ 803 00:38:15,213 --> 00:38:19,418 He's on his own weird and special wavelength. 804 00:38:22,487 --> 00:38:26,486 I love him just the way he is. 805 00:38:26,491 --> 00:38:29,659 He is priceless. 806 00:38:32,196 --> 00:38:35,828 And somehow I forget that someone really amazing 807 00:38:35,833 --> 00:38:39,436 gave up everything for him to be here. 808 00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,470 For me, Behrad's birthday became a reminder 809 00:38:44,475 --> 00:38:46,706 of everything he missed out on. 810 00:38:46,711 --> 00:38:50,916 It makes me happy to see he's had a chance to really live. 811 00:38:53,217 --> 00:38:56,048 Well, you know, we're throwing a party for him right now 812 00:38:56,053 --> 00:38:58,551 and you should really get going before all the cake is gone. 813 00:38:58,556 --> 00:39:00,590 I know how you love cake. 814 00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:03,656 What about the timeline? 815 00:39:03,661 --> 00:39:06,258 Well, I heard that finding loopholes 816 00:39:06,263 --> 00:39:08,928 is kind of your thing, so I had a chat with the ancestors. 817 00:39:08,933 --> 00:39:11,363 Turns out, two air Totems have never 818 00:39:11,368 --> 00:39:12,832 existed at the same time before. 819 00:39:12,837 --> 00:39:14,800 They think if only one of us is out at a time, 820 00:39:14,805 --> 00:39:16,068 Behrad should be safe. 821 00:39:16,073 --> 00:39:19,075 I say we try it out for a few weeks. 822 00:39:23,214 --> 00:39:24,310 What are you waiting for? 823 00:39:24,315 --> 00:39:25,878 Behrad's probably looking for someone 824 00:39:25,883 --> 00:39:28,314 to take shrooms with as we speak. 825 00:39:28,319 --> 00:39:30,082 Oh, you know how to imitate 826 00:39:30,087 --> 00:39:33,185 Maman's disapproving death stare, right? 827 00:39:33,190 --> 00:39:35,354 Yeah. Yeah. 828 00:39:35,359 --> 00:39:37,160 Good. 829 00:39:38,829 --> 00:39:40,864 Thank you. 830 00:39:42,066 --> 00:39:44,663 - Look at this guy. - Aww. 831 00:39:46,837 --> 00:39:49,335 I heard you committed grand theft auto. 832 00:39:49,340 --> 00:39:50,603 Yeah. 833 00:39:50,608 --> 00:39:51,937 Did all that for little old me? 834 00:39:51,942 --> 00:39:53,339 I did it for everyone. 835 00:39:53,344 --> 00:39:55,407 We couldn't breathe around the douchier you. 836 00:39:55,412 --> 00:39:57,781 Too much cologne. 837 00:39:58,849 --> 00:40:02,715 Is that sandalwood and frankincense? 838 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:05,922 I like sandalwood and frankincense. 839 00:40:07,525 --> 00:40:08,854 All right. 840 00:40:08,859 --> 00:40:11,557 My little brother is all grown up. 841 00:40:11,562 --> 00:40:14,126 Oh! 842 00:40:14,131 --> 00:40:16,266 Happy birthday. 843 00:40:21,105 --> 00:40:23,039 No. 844 00:40:34,718 --> 00:40:37,883 So Avalance is engaged, congrats. 845 00:40:37,888 --> 00:40:41,153 Sara has a new set of healing powers, sweet. 846 00:40:41,158 --> 00:40:42,988 Gary's been an alien this whole time. 847 00:40:42,993 --> 00:40:45,424 Not at all surprising. 848 00:40:45,429 --> 00:40:46,926 Lita's expecting. 849 00:40:46,931 --> 00:40:49,261 Oh, and a baby alien imprinted on my boyfriend. 850 00:40:49,266 --> 00:40:50,629 Cool, cool, cool. 851 00:40:50,634 --> 00:40:52,598 Hm, well, guess I can count on you 852 00:40:52,603 --> 00:40:53,966 to never change, Mick. 853 00:40:53,971 --> 00:40:55,301 Cheers. 854 00:40:56,473 --> 00:40:57,841 Whoa. 855 00:40:58,776 --> 00:41:00,873 The hell are you doing? 856 00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:02,709 When you and Kayla got caught up in the moment, 857 00:41:02,713 --> 00:41:04,276 her tentacle entered your ear canal, 858 00:41:04,281 --> 00:41:05,345 and she laid eggs in your head, 859 00:41:05,349 --> 00:41:07,613 and now you're growing a brood... 860 00:41:07,618 --> 00:41:09,586 Pouch. 861 00:41:11,522 --> 00:41:14,086 So you're saying my dad is... 862 00:41:14,091 --> 00:41:15,321 pregnant? 863 00:41:15,326 --> 00:41:16,822 Yep. 864 00:41:19,830 --> 00:41:21,093 Gideon? 865 00:41:21,098 --> 00:41:22,628 Sorry, I can't help it. 866 00:41:22,633 --> 00:41:25,631 This is the laugh I was programmed with. 867 00:41:25,636 --> 00:41:26,999 Wow. 868 00:41:27,004 --> 00:41:28,767 That I did not see coming. 869 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:37,882 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 870 00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:56,013 Greg, move your head.