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Loki, once again, for crimes against Asgard,
you are banished to Earth.
Ah. Where to? New York? London? Paris?
Springfield.
No!
Ow!
Whoa. Hey, man. Can I help you?
What would you know of a distant, abusive father?
And a blonde-haired sibling who's always perfect?
Oh, have I got the family for you.
So, the boy says you're magic.
Can you turn one pork chop into two?
I worship you, great Loki.
Command me, O Lord. I renounce all other gods.
The last thing this world needs is more pork chops.
Get her!
No, Bart! I'm your sis--
"Whosoever holds this hammer,
if they be worthy,
shall possess the power of Thor".
Well, there's no way I'm worthy. I'll just put it back.
Whoa!
Goodbye, self-esteem issues!
Ha!
Lisa is Thor?
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
And I brought the Springfield Avengers with me.
_
I ruined my pants in a brand-new way.
All right, they're no help.
But you're through here, Loki!
No, no! You're making a big mistake. Homer, help me!
No! Homer, I'm really--
Ay, caramba!
-Whoa! -We love you so much, boy.
Yes, Father.
Oh, and tomorrow could you turn Flanders into a pork chop? I'll do the rest.
Yes, Father.
Finally, a functional family.
Gee, Moe, I can't believe you gave us drinks on the house tonight.
That's because I ain't Moe.
I'm Loki.
And these beers will ruin your lives,
dissolve your livers, fill you with remorse.
And though they say these bottles are recyclable,
they just fill up the ocean!
Your planet is dying!
Still worth it.
You're not nice!
Privacy please.
Shh!
Loki, I could give my verdict in two words or less,
but as you would put it,
you stand here accused of tampering with the sacred timeline,
philosophically opposing predeterminism,
crossing over into forbidden areas of Disney+,
taking two spots in the Goofy parking lot,
being more popular than all the heroes,
having a British accent when you're actually supposed to be from Norway,
promising to be good, then breaking your promise like a zillion times,
making us sit through numerous mid-credits scenes,
hoping they advance the story!
And will you please wash your nasty hair?
Guilty as charged!
Get out of my face.
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