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It's not symmetrical.

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- How 'bout now?
- Still not great.

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I think we're gonna run into
the similar problem that

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none of these trees
are perfectly symmetrical.

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- Why you arguing with me?
- I'm not arguing with you.

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I just think you're expecting
a lot from a tree.

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Oh, my God.

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Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is beautiful.

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- Okay!
- It's my tree.

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- Let's get it!
- Excuse me.

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Hi, sorry. This, um, doesn't seem to
have a price tag. How much is this?

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60 pounds.

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- You what?
- For a tree?

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- Does it talk?
- No.

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Icy.

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Great. So this will never be mine.

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Now I know how Tiny Tim feels.

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It feels like crap.

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- Kay, c'mon. Shut it.
- You can't do that.

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This is illegal.

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No one should be allowed
to own a tree, anyway.

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- My God. You might be right.
- I know I'm right.

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Hey, hello.

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15, just like the... says on the thing.

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- Thank you. Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

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Fuck.

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- We're, like, straddling the tree, Jesus Christ.
- 'Cause I'm straddling the tree.

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Okay. Come on.

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So sweet of you doing
this all so early for me.

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Well, we had to. You don't
have Christmas in New Zealand.

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- Yes, we do.
- Yeah, but it's summertime.

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That's rank.

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No, we're having a proper British
Christmas for our poor little orphan girl.

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My God!

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You all right?

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I think I'm gonna die without you.

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You won't die.

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You will starve if you
don't rent out my room.

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Well, let me starve.

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I'm gonna keep it as a shrine,

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like you're my missing child.

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That is the sweetest thing
that anyone's ever said to me.

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How is this worse, now?

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Okay. Oh, my God.
All right, ready?

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Okay, one, two, three.

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Okay, read them out. Read them out.

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"You can run from your mistakes,

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but the escape is only temporary."

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- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

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So, I get them from a customer at work.

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Um, she uses craft
to deal with her anxiety.

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That's very creative. Very eco.

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"Love is fleeting.

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Loneliness is forever."

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Sure.

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I think that's beautiful.
That's actually interesting.

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"Life is pain, but..."

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God, I think... I think this is blood.

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- Yep, that's blood.
- Ian, what did you get?

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Just a, just a receipt, I think.

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Like materialism, yes.
Like, it's a symbol.

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Okay! Who's ready for dessert?

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- Me!
- Yes.

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- Thank you, Kate.
- Okay.

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- Could've had a little bit more.
- But so much turkey.

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- So have you packed yet?
- I've got all the essentials.

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I got my passport, cash, Steve.

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I forgot to tell you. I'm actually taking
Steve back to New Zealand with me.

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I hope you don't mind.

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Take him, I don't care.

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- I don't think she means that.
- I think she means...

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No!

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- What?
- I forgot the custard.

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What the fuck?

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- It's fine, we don't need it. - No, I
can't have any anyway 'cause I'm vegan.

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Not in this house you're
not. Back in a minute.

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- You can't go out just for custard.
- Um, yes, I can.

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I'm not serving Christmas
pudding without custard.

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- We're not animals.
- Ooh, Kate.

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- Yes, honey?
- Could you get me a Kinder Bueno?

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We're just about to have dessert, babe.

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Yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm sorry.

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I kind of feel like
a Kinder Bueno now.

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- Same, yeah. Nutty.
- Yeah, Christmassy.

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- Said that.
- Thanks, guys.

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- Sorry.
- Sorry.

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Tom?

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Tom!

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Kate.

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Tom.

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Yup.

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Yeah.

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I'm not eating those.

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Then you're missing out
on the best night of your life.

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I cannot believe that this is your
entire contribution to this party.

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- You did say bring something fun.
- Yeah, I meant like a tiramisu

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with like a fun pattern
in the cocoa or something.

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- Then you should have been specific.
- Okay, next time I'll know

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to ask you not to put weed
in perfectly good brownies.

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They're not even that strong.

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I went blind from one

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for like 40 minutes once,
but I'm a lightweight.

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I just don't do too well on drugs.

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Last time I had a brownie,
I freaked out and watched

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Jim Henson funeral videos on YouTube.

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Jim Henson's dead?

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Look who I bumped into.

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Tom Kapoor, the movie star,
was at the shops.

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Hi.

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- Hey, dude.
- Hi, Tom.

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Didn't mean to interrupt, again.

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My God. You are not interrupting.

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No, no, I invited you. You're my guest.

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? Be our guest ?

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Actually, we were gonna
have a cigarette before dessert,

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so maybe you could
sort that out, Jessie...

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the dessert.

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Yes, yeah. Totally, yeah.

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I've actually given up, so...

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- Sorry, what?
- Smoking.

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Maybe you can start again.

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- No, I'm actually doing really...
- Yeah, I think you want a cigarette. Now.

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- Can I get my coat?
- Just a cigarette.

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Lovely.

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Hey, man.

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Hey.

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S-Steve.

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Kate didn't say you were
doing a whole thing.

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No, it's not a whole thing.
It's just like a

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pre-Christmas Christmas thing for me

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before I go home.

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When you going?

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- Tomorrow morning.
- Cool.

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When you coming back?

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No, I'm...

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I'm going-going.

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Right.

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Fuck. That's...

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Did you really bump
into Kate at the shop,

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or are you just stalking me?

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Bit of both. Maybe.

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I was gonna call, but I didn't
know if you'd answer.

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But in hindsight, just
turning up is pretty weird.

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Maybe.

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But, you know, you're old.

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That's how they did things
in the olden days.

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- The '80s, just show up places.
- Yeah.

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I'm sorry about how things went

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- last time we saw each other.
- No, no, it's fine.

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- It's honestly fine. I didn't wanna...
- I can't believe I put you in that position.

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It was so long ago, it doesn't...

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry too. I'm... yeah.

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I'm really sorry, 'cause...

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I said some awful things. Awful.

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But in my defense,

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I was really hungry.

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I was so hungry.

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It was...

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Those hotel soaps.

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They are tiny.
They're not a full dinner.

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God.

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To be honest, there
were only appetizers.

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Do you want a tea?

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Yeah, thanks.

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- I'm gonna check if they... probably...
- Yeah, cool.

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My God, yes?

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- How's it going?
- How is it?

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- Good? Good, good, good?
- Okay? Yep?

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- Is it all right?
- It's fine.

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It's fine. Yeah, it's fine.

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Cool.

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It's all good, yeah.

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It's actually really weird.
Really weird.

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Of course it's weird.
You need to go back in there.

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Your energy is not helping right now.

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Also, this is your fault.

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It's...

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- It's freezing out here.
- Does someone actually

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- have a cigarette?
- No, I quit.

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You need to go back in there
and kiss him or something.

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Are you nine years old? He doesn't...
can't just go and kiss him.

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Who votes Jessie
should try and kiss Tom the movie star?

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No, I abstain.

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Put your hands down right now.

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Else, I swear to God,
I'll kill you all.

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Put your fucking hands down right now.

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- Would you put your hand up?
- I don't...

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- put your hands down.
- Put your hand up.

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Well, okay. What are we doing then?

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- Look at a star.
- Put... yes.

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There, we'll just look up.

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I love a cigarette.

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So who wants what? Tea, coffee?

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Well, we're all gonna
head out, actually.

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Yeah, we actually have another friend's
Christmas drinks we're supposed to be at.

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We really can't miss it.

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No, we couldn't.

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She'd kill us.

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She's not well.

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So we should really see her.

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Before she dies.

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God, that's awful.
Well, I totally understand.

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- I should...
- No!

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Well,

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Jessie doesn't need to come.

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Because, well, they don't get along.

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No, we don't, so...

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Yeah, Jessie didn't
donate to her GoFundMe.

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It was a political thing.

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Just one of those things, isn't it?
You know, everyone's different.

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All right, we'll tell you how she is.

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So nice to see you, Tom.

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- It was... yeah, goodbye.
- Yeah.

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- Sup, man. Awesome, yeah.
- Yeah.

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So great to see you, man. See you soon.

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- Just, so...
- Okay.

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- See them out. I'm gonna see them out.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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- Good luck. Don't ruin it.
- Have an amazing time.

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Okay, thanks. Thanks, guys.

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Thanks, thanks, thanks. Okay, yeah.

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- That's fine. I'll see you at the pub later.
- You better not.

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Okay.

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- See ya.
- Bye.

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And a very Merry Christmas, indeed.

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Tom?

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Jessie.

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Hey.

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I don't feel well.

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What the...

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Are you... are you okay?
You gonna throw up?

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- I feel sick.
- Okay, come on, come on.

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Is the ceiling falling?

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I think the ceiling is falling.

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- No.
- No, it's not.

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Stop it. No, it's falling!

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Here we go, here we go.
It's fine. Yep, down.

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- Come on, come on.
- Can't do anything to stop it.

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I know, it's fine. It's fine, it's fine.

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Why did you eat it?

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I didn't know it had weed in it.

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Who does that?

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Total legends.

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- Listen very carefully.
- Okay.

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You need to call the ambulance.

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Why don't we just wait

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ten minutes and see how
you feel then, okay?

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No, I'll be dead by then.

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- You're not gonna be dead, okay?
- You don't understand.

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No one has ever felt like this before.

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I promise you. I promise you they
have, okay? It's gonna be okay.

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Why aren't you more upset
that I'm gonna die?

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00:13:08,741 --> 00:13:10,388
Because you're not gonna die.

255
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,600
You're gonna live a long and happy life
and you're gonna grow old.

256
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,334
Your grandchildren are gonna
be on hoverboards.

257
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,096
You're gonna be like, "My gosh, that's
so cool! My kids have hoverboards."

258
00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:20,600
They're gonna look great.
It's gonna be fine.

259
00:13:20,626 --> 00:13:22,386
- I'm scared.
- Hey.

260
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:24,057
Do you trust me?

261
00:13:24,249 --> 00:13:25,596
No.

262
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,000
Yes, I'm sorry.
I don't know why I said that.

263
00:13:29,134 --> 00:13:32,494
What can I do? What can I do? Anything,
anything you want me to do, I'll do.

264
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,898
I'm yours, okay?

265
00:13:33,924 --> 00:13:35,349
Anything?

266
00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:39,913
Seven, eight...

267
00:13:40,642 --> 00:13:42,315
Is this your card?

268
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,094
Three, four, five and six. Seven...

269
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,240
That's not your card.

270
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,660
- No.
- It wasn't your card.

271
00:13:47,686 --> 00:13:49,145
So you can wear it like that.

272
00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:51,209
You could probably, like, put both

273
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,105
sort of on the side,
like a little Grecian thing.

274
00:13:54,203 --> 00:13:56,440
No, no, I don't like it.

275
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,880
- It's not working.
- No, it's...

276
00:13:57,906 --> 00:14:00,480
You could use this sort of like
a scarf. That's nice, actually.

277
00:14:00,512 --> 00:14:01,866
Nine.

278
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,062
Ten!

279
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,432
Your pulse is normal.

280
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:10,329
It's like you were going on,
like, a nice brisk walk, kay?

281
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,454
Where did you learn to do that?

282
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:17,022
The gym. I got a free trial once, so...

283
00:14:19,048 --> 00:14:20,388
Jessie.

284
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:21,990
Tom.

285
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,555
I'm seeing colors.

286
00:14:25,268 --> 00:14:26,388
Same.

287
00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,486
They're coming out of your head.

288
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,898
That's normal, I think.

289
00:14:33,259 --> 00:14:36,378
This isn't how
tonight was supposed to go.

290
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,589
So you had a plan?

291
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,693
Yes.

292
00:14:43,122 --> 00:14:45,600
I have to go back to Ireland for work.

293
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,758
I wanted you to come with me.

294
00:14:48,882 --> 00:14:50,798
I was gonna woo you.

295
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,120
- Really?
- Yeah.

296
00:14:54,146 --> 00:14:56,475
And then I had a brownie.

297
00:14:56,669 --> 00:14:59,027
And now I'm ruined forever.

298
00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:03,174
I wanted to see you...

299
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,633
not just tonight.

300
00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:06,659
Lots of times, but

301
00:15:06,788 --> 00:15:09,125
I didn't know if you wanted to see me.

302
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,849
I like seeing you.

303
00:15:19,444 --> 00:15:21,820
I think about you all the time.

304
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,237
That's very nice.

305
00:15:26,856 --> 00:15:29,105
You're still very high.

306
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:30,760
I am.

307
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,064
I really am, but

308
00:15:33,356 --> 00:15:36,130
I just... I think that...

309
00:15:45,703 --> 00:15:48,565
I think I might be
falling in love with you.

310
00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:53,760
I hate that.

311
00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:55,967
- Why?
- It just...

312
00:15:55,993 --> 00:15:59,223
it's like saying
"I almost have an emotion."

313
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,048
- I do have an emotion.
- No, you are having a mild

314
00:16:02,074 --> 00:16:05,120
- weed-induced panic attack.
- I feel things.

315
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,230
Okay? Strong things.

316
00:16:07,256 --> 00:16:09,809
- For you, specifically.
- Right.

317
00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:12,256
Do you...

318
00:16:12,282 --> 00:16:13,720
feel any...

319
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,616
things for me?

320
00:16:18,537 --> 00:16:20,095
Yes.

321
00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:22,691
Annoyingly.

322
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,867
Yes.

323
00:16:25,703 --> 00:16:27,865
- Knew it.
- Shut up.

324
00:16:28,356 --> 00:16:30,716
- Come to Ireland with me.
- Come to New Zealand with me.

325
00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:32,622
No, don't leave.

326
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,232
Stay here.

327
00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:36,905
Come to Ireland.

328
00:16:37,012 --> 00:16:39,095
I made a plan.

329
00:16:39,742 --> 00:16:41,218
I can't.

330
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:43,659
Why?

331
00:16:44,077 --> 00:16:46,146
We hardly know each other, you know.

332
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,052
What? Yeah, we do.

333
00:16:48,078 --> 00:16:50,026
How old am I?

334
00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:51,992
- 29.
- 28!

335
00:16:52,018 --> 00:16:55,007
Okay, well, um,
I know your parents' names.

336
00:16:55,184 --> 00:16:57,025
David and Liz.

337
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,822
See?

338
00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:00,606
That's creepy.

339
00:17:05,738 --> 00:17:08,778
Don't think it should be
this hard to be with someone.

340
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,638
What do you mean?

341
00:17:11,954 --> 00:17:14,349
Well, I don't know
if you know this, but...

342
00:17:14,928 --> 00:17:18,488
You are incredibly famous.

343
00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:19,782
Thank you.

344
00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:21,748
That wasn't a compliment.

345
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,778
Go on a date with me.

346
00:17:26,662 --> 00:17:28,733
I'm on a plane tomorrow.

347
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,045
I know.

348
00:17:32,415 --> 00:17:34,266
So what do we do?

349
00:17:37,412 --> 00:17:39,036
Don't know.

350
00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:41,790
Be friends?

351
00:17:43,037 --> 00:17:45,859
Can I kiss you
before we become friends?

352
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:47,935
Absolutely not.

353
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,364
- Why?
- Because you're still high

354
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,515
and I am a gentleman.

355
00:17:54,813 --> 00:17:58,485
You know, you probably won't even
remember this in the morning.

356
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,667
I will.

357
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,525
Morning.

358
00:18:59,945 --> 00:19:01,361
Morning.

359
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:07,006
Thanks.

360
00:19:12,845 --> 00:19:14,433
Cheers, pal.

361
00:19:16,232 --> 00:19:18,217
You're welcome, friend.

362
00:19:23,776 --> 00:19:26,846
I'm sorry for trying
to put drugs in your bag.

363
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,974
I was hoping it'd
entertain you or something.

364
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,386
It's really sweet. So sweet.

365
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,310
I'll see you soon.

366
00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:39,685
Right, you're welcome here
anytime, Tom.

367
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,410
Thanks, Kate.

368
00:19:41,475 --> 00:19:43,965
I've actually got a room going
spare, if you're keen, so...

369
00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:45,759
I'll bear that in mind.

370
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,280
- How are you getting there?
- Bus for a bit.

371
00:19:56,354 --> 00:19:57,714
And then...

372
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,114
train.

373
00:20:00,121 --> 00:20:01,892
I'll help you with these
to the bus stop.

374
00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:04,339
- You don't have to do that.
- No, no, course I will.

375
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,903
Thanks.

376
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,462
- I...
- I can come a bit of the way.

377
00:20:37,123 --> 00:20:38,331
Yeah.

378
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,043
Okay.

379
00:21:18,997 --> 00:21:20,771
Is this you?

380
00:21:22,989 --> 00:21:24,241
Yeah.

381
00:21:25,205 --> 00:21:27,861
This stop is Charing Cross station.

382
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,720
Change here for services to Heathrow,

383
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,173
terminals one, two, and three.

384
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