All right?
- Hi, my love. - Here's your stuff.
- What the fuck? - Don't get all worked up.
- What happened? - Tripped over the rug at the office.
Don't bullshit me, Fredrick.
Don't call me fuckin' Fredrick.
Don't lie to me. Spill it.
Look, I just... I had a bit of a day, all right?
Oh, fuck's sakes.
- It's fine. Just chill out, okay? - Don't tell me to chill out.
Telling me to chill out's not gonna chill me out!
- I thought you sorted all that shit. - I did, but...
So you're not gonna stop, then.
I am. Just... look, I haven't gambled since...
... since... the last time.
But, I mean, I've got these guys who owe me money
and they haven't paid me, so...
So, what are you gonna do?
I'm gonna sort it out.
Why don't you talk to Ray?
I'm not gonna talk to Ray.
Oh, God, you're a stubborn bastard.
What's for tea?
Lasagne.
- Did you get the dunny paper? - Oh, fuck it!
Oh, fuckin' hopeless.
- I'm getting changed. - Okay.
How you doin'?
Yeah, good, Ray. How are you?
Yeah, good.
What's happening?
Can we talk?
Sure, yeah.
What's up?
Uh, look, I... I know that you know
Freddy's got a bit of a gambling problem.
Yeah. Yeah.
But, um, he's in a bit of trouble.
Hmm.
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Oi, can I help ya?
- Yeah, I'm looking for Remy. - Why?
A mate of mine owes him some money.
- Who's your mate? - Freddy Vellah.
You're friends with that piece of shit?
Beggars can't be choosers, mate.
So what do you want? You here to pay your buddy's tab?
I'm not that generous. Is he up there?
You tell that dickhead mate of yours
if he doesn't pay what he owes in the next week,
he ain't gonna be walking so good. What... Fuck!
Arggh! Goddammit!
Fuck!
How you going, mate? All right?
- Good. You? - Yeah.
- Can we talk? - We can do that.
Fuck!
Sorry about that.
Uh...
I'm a mate of Freddy's.
Uh-huh.
Uh...
Everybody knows he's a degenerate.
I was hoping you could, uh, go easy on him.
And if I don't go easy on him?
I'm not here to threaten anybody, mate.
I'm just here asking for a favour, that's it.
Um, I know how to repay one, so...
Just ask around about me.
Okay.
And who are you?
Ray Shoesmith.
I thought you and Freddy had a falling-out.
Uh, we just had a rough patch.
Fair enough.
Well, I can't wipe the debt.
Yeah, I don't expect you to.
You know, if you can just give him a bit more time.
Yeah, I can do that.
Beauty.
- Good to meet you. - Likewise.
Do you know who that was?
Some fuckin' clown.
That was the Magician.
The what?
Just, like, little things
- all over the poster. - Yeah.
Hey, what are you guys doing?
Making posters.
Oh, yeah. What for?
The climate change rally.
In the city.
Oh. Ohhhh.
Climate change, eh?
You guys don't believe in that rubbish, do you?
It's not rubbish.
Come on, everyone knows that temperatures are rising
because of the chemtrails.
- What are chemtrails? - You know, the planes.
The planes are releasing chemicals, you know, like barium,
- aluminium, strontium. - It's carbon emissions
and it's not rubbish.
Oh.
- Okay, Greta. - Okay, boomer.
You even know what a boomer is?
- You're a boomer. - No.
Boomers are born after World War II
and up until the late 1960s.
- I'm not that old. - You look that old.
Yeah.
Hmm.
- I got it. - Oh, okay.
- How are ya? - Yeah, not bad.
We'll go out the back.
Five days.
No, no. You still need to do it.
Just talk to Cullen.
Yeah, he'll be here.
Anyway, I'll call you back.
Here he is.
Did you get a good night's sleep?
Do you want coffee?
Any decaf?
No. We don't have decaf.
I'll give it a miss, mate.
How are ya?
Ah!
Zo-Zo!
Hi.
Zoe, I'd like you to meet Ray.
Hey.
Yep.
Yeah, well, that's not up to you to decide, is it?
Yeah, well, whatever he says, it's Tuesday.
- It's just fuckin' Tuesday. - Okay, got it.
Not nervous, are you?
- I don't really get nervous. - Good.
It's a piece of piss anyway.
Hmm.
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Your all-important weather for tomorrow
and the next few days.
It's cooling down in the city.
Clear skies, not much rain. Maybe a shower or two...
So, where's your folks from?
- My mum's from New Zealand... - Hmm.
... and my dad's from Queensland.
And you grew up in New Zealand, right?
Yeah.
Have you ever been there?
- Nah. - Really?
You should go. It's so beautiful.
Mmm.
Cops coming your way.
Thanks, mate.
Oh, Samantha!
- You didn't yell 'stop' in time! - Oh, no!
Oh, no! The pot gets nothing.
Sorry. Let's go to our next caller.
That's you, Pam. You know how to play?
- I do. - Okay, so I need a nice big 'stop'.
No, no, no. I want the main man, whoever that is.
Yeah, well, well, fuck that.
You have to put it in the little fishies, you know?
Oh, I like the little fishy things.
You know, the kind you get for your sushi.
Yeah, yeah, just put it in that.
Oh, I don't fuckin' know. Gotta ship it out in something.
They tend to struggle, I guess.
Potential to destroy them.
What's on?
Nothing.
Do they have Netflix?
I don't think so.
Thought he was about...
... thought he was about to run over the top of him.
And another turnover, Hodgy.
On the University of Tasmania's new campus
in Burnie, the green roof will become home for local wildlife.
I don't think you'd be surprised
if you find mutton birds, actually,
burrowing in up there.
We've certainly had that in the desal plant in Victoria.
Can you do me a favour?
- What? - Can you walk on my back?
- Why? - To crack it.
Ah.
Thanks.
Ohh.
How's that?
Yeah, do both feet.
- Like that? - Yep.
Ahh.
Ohh.
- That enough? - Yeah.
Phew.
Thanks.
No worries.
Ohh.
But the material delays might mean
no home at all this year.
So close...
So, what do you do when you're not running drugs?
Hmm.
Bit of this, bit of that.
Hmm.
You?
Uni.
- What are you studying? - Graphic design.
So if you need any graphic design work done,
I'm your girl.
I'll let you know.
And they'll be harvesting in the months ahead.
I can't wait to come back later in the year
to see just how this little city food oasis
is coming along.
So... bit of this, bit of that?
That's what you do?
Yep.
Are you a bank robber?
No.
- Are you a drug dealer? - No, no.
Come on, tell me.
No.
I'm not a cop.
I know you're not a cop.
Why won't you tell me?
It's just not the sort of thing you talk about.
- Why not? - You just don't.
What? Do you kill people or something?
Only if they ask me too many questions.
I really need to pee.
I'll pull over.
No, I can't go here. I need a tree or something.
Well, you're not gonna find a tree out here.
Why don't you just go in the ditch there?
I don't want a ditch. I want a tree.
What about that?
That?
What's wrong with that?
Okay, fine.
Have you got any dunny paper?
No.
Bonus.
- What? - Don't look!
As if.
Hmm.
How'd you go?
Thought I was gonna get... got by a snake.
At least you got some exercise.
Just watching me the whole time.
- What's that? - Nothing.
It's like... You know tarot cards?
Mmm.
It's like tarots. They're actually cards.
Hmm.
Anyway, I was reading this introduction to the 'I Ching'.
There was this guy and he was, like, this Taoist master.
Hmm.
And he said that everything that happens
is for a good reason.
Hmm.
So, like, even if something bad happens,
there's, like, a good reason for it.
Yeah, I think...
... when I look at things about getting older,
like when I was younger and something bad had happened,
I'd always get really upset about it.
But then you get older
and you realise that when something bad happens,
you know, something good is just around the corner, you know?
It all evens out.
Yeah, so...
So, an example is, like, you know penicillin?
- Hmm. - Do you know how they discovered penicillin?
- Nuh. - So, they were in a lab
and, like, they didn't clean the equipment properly.
- Hmm. - And mould grew on it.
And that's how they discovered penicillin.
Like, that was where they got penicillin from.
Shit.
There you go.
Hmm.
So, how long were you together for?
Just over a year.
Are you still friends?
Nope.
How about you?
My last proper relationship was about three years ago.
Mmm.
And I was seeing this guy a few weeks ago.
It was, like, a casual thing, but I had to give him the flick
'cause he wasn't real good in the old sack.
And, you know, if I was more into him
it probably wouldn't have been, like, a big deal, but...
... there's only so many orgasms you can fake.
Tell me about it.
- Do you fake a lot of orgasms? - Oh, heaps.
That must be quite hard as a guy.
It's next level.
- Poor thing. - Hmm. Thanks.
When was the last time you had a real orgasm?
Oh...
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Why do you fake it?
Because sometimes you know that you're just not gonna get there
and you don't want to make the guy feel bad.
So why don't you just say, "Hey, buddy,
"you're not doing it for me"?
'Cause I don't want to hurt someone's feelings.
What?
- I'm a nice person. - That's your problem.
You're not a nice person?
Pfffft! Fuck that.
What's wrong with being nice?
It's weak.
How is it weak?
You're worrying about what people are gonna feel.
You shouldn't. You should just tell them the truth.
I mean, this guy, you could've told him what the problem was,
you could've sorted it out.
But now, I mean, he's gonna go
and sleep with somebody else
and then he's gonna sleep with somebody else,
then somebody else,
and then you've got all these women
who are gonna have to fake orgasms
because nobody wants to tell him the fuckin' truth, you know?
I mean, you're not really helping out your sisters, are you?
Well, it's not my fault he was shit.
No. Of course not.
But, you know, you could've done something about it, though.
- That's not my responsibility. - No, it's not. Definitely not.
But you can't really complain, can you?
I'm not complaining.
A little bit.
Can you roll me one of those, cowboy?
What?
Well, I'm not a cowboy, but there you go.
Thank you.
Ahh. Phew.
Thanks.
So...
What?
Are you gonna make a move or...
On you?
No, on her.
Hmm.
It depends.
On what?
Whether or not you're gonna fake it.
Well, I won't have to fake it if you know what you're doing.
Hmm.
I know what I'm doing.
We'll see.
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