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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Honestly, such a thrill to be here.
I'm a huge fan.

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You're sweet.
I'm a fan of yours.

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So "Siege on Olympus."

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This must be so exciting for you both.

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How's it feel?

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Yeah, just incredible.

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I mean, it really takes a team
to put together something like this.

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And I am just so happy

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and proud of everyone involved.

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And I feel nothing.

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There's been a lot of talk about the
chemistry that your characters have on screen.

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- What's the secret there?
- I...

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well, I guess we're
just good at our jobs.

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Yeah. I mean, we have
had sex a couple of times.

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He's such a laugh!

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It's actually pretty common on set.

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Everyone's fucking.

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I mean, in our case, I think it's that
Sophie and I are fundamentally...

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incompatible.

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And we realized that actually,
we don't really like each other.

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That... I can cut that bit out.

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No, that was fun. Keep it in.

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I thought it was fun.

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It was so nice to meet you.

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Okay, bye. Thank you.

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You are too strong to do that.

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That was not okay.

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Look, I'm sorry if I'm not gonna play
along with your media-baiting bullshit.

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Honestly, no one cares if you
think you're too good for this.

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You're an actor.
This is your job.

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Poor you.

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I honestly don't know
what's going on with you.

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And I don't even care.

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Okay.

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Also, we only had sex twice.

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And both times were absolutely fine.

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Hi!

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Hi, I was literally
just talking about you.

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How are you?

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Hello.

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Hi.

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I donated a couple of bags of clothes
a few weeks ago.

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I was just wondering... I just
never see them on the display.

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Right.

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'Cause I live in the area,
and I always have a little peek

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to see what's...
what's going on in the window.

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And I... I know that I donated
some pretty nice stuff, so...

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- Breakup?
- Sorry?

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We get a lot of donations
after breakups.

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Or breakdowns.

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Keira Knightley coming in once
just weeping.

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Donated free "Pirates
of the Caribbean" box sets.

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Did she? That's... yeah, wow.

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My heart goes out to Keira.

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But, I haven't...

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I haven't broken up with anyone, so...

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I'm of sound mind!

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I can't give them back to you,
if that's what you're asking.

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That's not what I'm... sorry. Okay...

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I feel like I'm not explaining
myself here. We're kind of...

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ships in the night here,
communication-wise.

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I-I just know that you change
your window displays

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really... like, quite often.

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And I never see my clothes.

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And I think they really do deserve

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to be up there, you know?

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Once you donate the goods,
it's our discretion

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as to how we sell them.

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Okay.

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Great use of the word
"discretion" there.

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This is nice, actually. It's just...
You and I, we never do this.

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We're never just hanging out,
just like, you know, pals.

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It feels like fun and illegal somehow.

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You mean, like,
in a pedophile kind of way?

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You think me having you over
makes me a predator?

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No, I mean, 'cause you're my boss.

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I mean, I'm not
that much older than you.

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It's not like I'm old enough
to be your mother.

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I know...

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It would have ruined my life.

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Ruined my life!

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Have I missed something? Are you okay?

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I'm sorry. I... I'm not okay.

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And if I'm being honest, I'm upset.

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I'm sorry...

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- With you.
- With me?

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When I hired you,
I knew you were a risk.

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I mean, you were wearing
ballerina flats

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and you didn't "believe
in peanut allergies."

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- I'm still 50/50 on that.
- But you know what?

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I liked you.

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You're not an idiot, and, I mean,

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you pose absolutely no threat
to my marriage.

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- Jeez.
- What I'm trying to say is,

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this cannot continue.

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- Okay, can I just interrupt...
- No, no. No, no.

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I need to say...
I need to say my piece, okay?

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Because I feel like I know
where this conversation is going.

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I love this job, okay?

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And I know that I'm not
the most conventional nanny,

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and I know the kids can say
a lot of things about me,

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but I feel like what's
really important to remember

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is that kids lie.

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A lot, you know?

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And I'm the fun one! I'm fun Jessie!

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You know, like,
and you need a fun nanny.

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And, okay, of course, I haven't
been that much fun lately.

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I'll be the first to admit that.

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And I... I've just been going
through a lot of stuff personally,

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but I know for a fact

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it is actually good
for a child's development

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to see an adult cry at a young age.

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I fully know that I need to step up,

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and I'm gonna do that.

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I'm gonna be more professional.

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I'm gonna be on time.

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I'm gonna be...

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I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be on it.

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So you don't need to worry.

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It's okay. It's totally fine.

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Thank you for listening.

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This is not a warning thing.

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You're fired.

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I am firing you.

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God! That felt so good getting that out.

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I have been anxious about this
for weeks!

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Do you want a scone?

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Yes, please.

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Why do they make these
so hard to get to?

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Okay.

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I can't wait for that film.

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Okay.

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God.

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Sorry.

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Okay, sorry.

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Quick survey.

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Who here is

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working on their screenplay?

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Well, anyone?

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Yeah? Don't be shy.

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Yeah, yeah. Hands up.

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That's great. That's so good.

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Okay.

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Up!

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Up you get. Get out.

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- No, she's joking.
- I'm not.

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I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding!

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I'm not joking. I'm deadly ser...

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Get out. Get out!

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What do you not understand about "up"?

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where's the broom? Okay. Here.

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Get out. Shoo! Shoo. Shoo.

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We are here to sell tickets,
not to inspire you.

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We are a business!

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Take a little walk. Take a little walk.

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Okay, here we go.

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What are you writing?

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- Just some ideas.
- Let me see.

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"Toothbrush with a tiny speaker in it."

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You need to go for a walk.

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So you could listen to music
while you brush your teeth.

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Sorry. What was that?

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So you could listen to music while

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- you brush your teeth.
- you brush your teeth.

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No. Get out. Get out.

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That is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

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In my life!

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Bye!

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I see you here all the time,
so you can actually stay.

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'Cause it's just nice seeing
women in the cinema, you know?

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Okay, cool. I'm just editing my vlog.

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I wish you hadn't said that.

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'Cause, yeah, you have to leave now.

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Because I don't like that.
I don't like it.

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Please... please leave. Yeah.

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Laters!

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She's off.

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And let that be a lesson to you all!

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What are you doing here?

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I'm just at work. Just... just working.

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Well, it's a pretty slow day,
so you can probably go home.

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I know you've been avoiding me,

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and I know why you're angry.

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It was a very awkward conversation.

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I was... flustered.

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And if you asked him
what I said, technically,

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I didn't say you had a boyfriend.

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It's not about that.

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I don't care what he thinks.

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It just wasn't your place
to say anything.

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I know.

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I'm sorry.

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It's fine. It's fine.

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Have you seen him again?

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No.

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I am actually glad
you brought this up, though,

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because I am seeing someone new.

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I wanted you to be the first to know.

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He's called the Babadook.

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He's got a top hat.
He's really good with kids. You know?

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Look. Can I... say something?

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No.

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No.

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I like you.

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No! No.

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- Excuse me?
- I reject that.

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I just reject everything

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about what you just said.

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It's actually very hard
for me to say that.

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You have a crush. That's fine.
That's totally fine.

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I had a crush on a guy I saw
using a leaf blower yesterday.

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It's more than a crush.

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Okay, Mandy Moore.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Okay, before you decide
this is how you wanna feel,

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how about you write a list

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of everything that
you don't like about me?

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But I like... everything about you!

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You know that's not true. Last year,
Christmas party, you got super drunk.

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You told me I was stacking
the drinks cups wrong.

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- There's your first thing for the list.
- Yeah, because I was trying to help you

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- stack the cups properly.
- Whatever.

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Also, I clearly had a system for that and
you just obviously didn't understand it,

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because we'd use the large ones first,

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so they obviously go
on the left, and...

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Don't write that one down.

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Actually, do not write that one down.

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'Cause I was right,

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and I'm gonna reinstate that.

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Okay. Okay.

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I don't wanna sound ungrateful
for this job, but...

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- Here she goes.
- London is fucked.

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And everyone here... can get fucked.

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She's in a mood.

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Why would anyone choose to live here?

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If it's good enough for Rihanna,
it's good enough for you.

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Okay, I forgot she lived here for a bit.

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Yeah, it's so sick.

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This is for last week, before I forget.

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What?

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This is so... this is so much money.

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I told you, there's some
serious cash in the flower biz.

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I've never held this
much money before in my life.

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What do you do with it?

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I'll buy stocks.
Is that what people do?

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I should buy stocks.

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Hey, you still got
a few more deliveries first,

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my little Wolf of Wall Street.

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Let's get you going.

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- You like that? Wolf of Wall Street.
- I like that.

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- It sounds good.
- Okay!

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That's the spirit.

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All right. Good luck.

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All right. Okay.

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- Bye.
- See ya.

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Bye-bye.

259
00:11:20,839 --> 00:11:22,734
Hello? I...

260
00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:24,916
Hello?

261
00:11:25,134 --> 00:11:27,243
I have a flower delivery for you.

262
00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:34,097
I am going as fast as I can!

263
00:11:35,447 --> 00:11:36,693
Fuck off, dude!

264
00:11:37,623 --> 00:11:40,213
Sorry. I have flowers
from someone who loves you.

265
00:11:40,239 --> 00:11:41,639
Can you just buzz me?

266
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,505
My God.

267
00:11:44,907 --> 00:11:47,316
How does a bike get a ticket?

268
00:11:49,073 --> 00:11:51,390
"Polite notice," my fucking ass.

269
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,646
Are you fucking kidding me?

270
00:12:20,293 --> 00:12:21,813
- Hello.
- Hello again.

271
00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:23,368
Yes. Okay.

272
00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:25,413
Well, I would actually like

273
00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:27,519
to lay a complaint with your boss.

274
00:12:27,545 --> 00:12:28,665
I am the boss.

275
00:12:28,813 --> 00:12:30,481
Congratulations.

276
00:12:30,507 --> 00:12:32,323
Well, I would like to lay
a complaint with you, then,

277
00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:33,787
because you were wrong.

278
00:12:33,813 --> 00:12:36,341
I haven't gone through a breakup. I
haven't gone through a breakup because

279
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:39,387
you have to be with someone
in order to break up with them.

280
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:42,083
And that... I'm not... that's not ha...
I didn't do that.

281
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,453
That wasn't me, so you were wrong

282
00:12:44,479 --> 00:12:47,333
and quite... quite rude, actually.

283
00:12:47,359 --> 00:12:48,506
Right.

284
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:50,158
Yeah.

285
00:12:52,449 --> 00:12:54,996
Also, I would like
to purchase my clothes back.

286
00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:57,053
I can't stop you from doing that.

287
00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:59,209
No, you cannot.

288
00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:01,910
Where are they?

289
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:04,873
Over there.

290
00:13:08,841 --> 00:13:11,017
Okay. Well...

291
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,053
being the generous member
of the community that I am,

292
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,053
and considering this is a charity shop,

293
00:13:16,093 --> 00:13:19,589
I am more than willing to
pay double for those clothes.

294
00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:22,290
You've come into some money.

295
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:23,930
Yes, I have.

296
00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:25,974
Yes, I have.

297
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,736
I have, actually.

298
00:13:28,573 --> 00:13:29,823
I have.

299
00:13:34,511 --> 00:13:35,615
No.

300
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,351
No.

301
00:13:39,377 --> 00:13:41,062
No! No, no.

302
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,118
This has been a real roller coaster.

303
00:13:51,309 --> 00:13:52,529
Fuck.

304
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,013
Fuck. Fuck.

305
00:13:57,117 --> 00:13:59,046
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!

306
00:13:59,801 --> 00:14:02,293
- It's not in there.
- Then check your bag!

307
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,667
Why would I check my bag?

308
00:14:03,693 --> 00:14:05,267
I specifically remember
giving it to you.

309
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:07,401
- Then you rode off with it.
- Yeah. Okay.

310
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,929
You check your pockets?

311
00:14:11,397 --> 00:14:13,093
Of course I checked my fucking pockets!

312
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,593
All right! Don't go off at me.

313
00:14:15,844 --> 00:14:17,173
Fuck!

314
00:14:17,786 --> 00:14:18,589
Stop!

315
00:14:18,615 --> 00:14:20,063
Why would you give it to me
this time of the day?

316
00:14:20,089 --> 00:14:21,907
It's like you don't even know who I am.

317
00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:24,298
- Of course this was gonna happen.
- Now it's my fault?

318
00:14:24,324 --> 00:14:26,853
It's... it's England's fault, okay?

319
00:14:26,888 --> 00:14:29,053
And you're a part of that, so...

320
00:14:29,093 --> 00:14:31,771
I have to go to my other job,
which I'm late for.

321
00:14:31,797 --> 00:14:34,377
Well, good riddance, 'cause
you're sacked from this one!

322
00:14:34,403 --> 00:14:36,475
You can't sack me!
I don't work for you!

323
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,683
Hit the showers!
You need to cool off, bitch!

324
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,642
I am so sorry I'm late.

325
00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:47,333
You're not late.

326
00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:50,063
Good thing you're here, though.

327
00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:52,519
- I have the list.
- What?

328
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,308
- The list of things I don't like
about you. - Oh, yeah.

329
00:14:55,922 --> 00:14:57,907
- Today's not a great day...
- You're a snob.

330
00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:59,213
You're stubborn.

331
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:00,807
You're insanely competitive.

332
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,293
You've got us banned
from most pub quizzes

333
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,027
in a five-mile radius of this place.

334
00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:05,403
You blame most things on capitalism

335
00:15:05,429 --> 00:15:06,999
even though you buy
a lot of things online,

336
00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:09,187
and I know that because
you get most of it sent here,

337
00:15:09,213 --> 00:15:10,878
which is against work policy.

338
00:15:10,904 --> 00:15:13,037
Sometimes you pretend to see
films when you clearly haven't

339
00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:14,343
just to seem smart.

340
00:15:14,488 --> 00:15:17,033
Bod... poser? What was that one?

341
00:15:17,248 --> 00:15:19,538
Oh, bad posture. Yeah, that's it.

342
00:15:19,637 --> 00:15:20,957
Bad posture.

343
00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:22,502
You can hit me quite hard sometimes,

344
00:15:22,528 --> 00:15:23,846
and even though I know you're joking,

345
00:15:23,872 --> 00:15:26,380
it's still technically assault.

346
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:29,453
Sometimes you're mean,
you give the worst apologies,

347
00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:31,173
you give really bad hugs,

348
00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:32,933
and you wear too much perfume.

349
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,198
Sometimes.

350
00:15:34,992 --> 00:15:37,312
And... that's it.

351
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:38,740
Was that enough?

352
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,457
Yeah, I reckon.

353
00:15:42,729 --> 00:15:44,494
Do you feel better now?

354
00:15:44,871 --> 00:15:46,112
Yeah.

355
00:15:46,973 --> 00:15:49,008
I don't feel anything for you now.

356
00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:50,264
Cool.

357
00:15:50,553 --> 00:15:51,743
Great.

358
00:15:55,314 --> 00:15:56,813
What are you doing here?

359
00:15:56,839 --> 00:15:58,359
I have no idea.

360
00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:04,259
I just spent a day doing a shitty job,

361
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,427
because I can't afford not to do it,

362
00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:09,160
because I just got fired
from my other shit job.

363
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,853
So... I'm busting my ass

364
00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:14,413
to stay in the city I'm not even from.

365
00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:17,887
Like, I... I didn't choose to move here.

366
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:20,376
Obviously, I moved here because of...

367
00:16:21,173 --> 00:16:23,933
you know, and... that didn't work out.

368
00:16:23,973 --> 00:16:26,096
So I decided to stay,

369
00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:28,547
and I don't know why I did,

370
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:31,387
because I fucking hate it here
half the time anyway.

371
00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:34,260
People are so... mean here.

372
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,492
The air is literally poison.

373
00:16:36,524 --> 00:16:38,804
Everyone I know here is an alcoholic.

374
00:16:38,976 --> 00:16:42,279
Everyone's like, "Go overseas, Jessie. Do your
overseas experience. It's gonna be great,"

375
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,719
which is fine. That's totally fine,

376
00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:48,225
but I don't anything
to show for my time here.

377
00:16:48,598 --> 00:16:50,478
I work at a cinema for

378
00:16:50,504 --> 00:16:52,357
pretty much no money,

379
00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:55,053
I haven't done anything.

380
00:16:55,079 --> 00:16:56,816
I haven't done anything.

381
00:16:57,290 --> 00:17:00,114
And I'm old now. I'm so old!

382
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,805
I'm 28!

383
00:17:02,491 --> 00:17:04,413
I mean, I thought that I would at least

384
00:17:04,453 --> 00:17:06,509
have been divorced by now.

385
00:17:07,231 --> 00:17:09,461
At least be with someone.

386
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:15,488
It's not like I have any family
here either.

387
00:17:18,227 --> 00:17:20,354
I don't have a person.

388
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,533
I mean, Kate is my emergency contact.

389
00:17:25,637 --> 00:17:26,856
Kate.

390
00:17:27,051 --> 00:17:28,499
Do you know how scary it is

391
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,773
to have Kate as your emergency contact?

392
00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:34,147
And I know as I'm saying it out loud,

393
00:17:34,173 --> 00:17:36,653
I can feel myself... I feel like
a whiny piece of shit.

394
00:17:36,693 --> 00:17:38,882
I can hear that, but I...

395
00:17:39,352 --> 00:17:42,743
I know it's my own fault.
It's my own fault that I'm here.

396
00:17:44,256 --> 00:17:45,824
And that I'm me.

397
00:17:48,112 --> 00:17:49,992
And this is my life.

398
00:17:53,529 --> 00:17:55,824
And then, I have bod poser.

399
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,689
I-I actually meant, why are you here?

400
00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:07,196
'Cause...

401
00:18:07,771 --> 00:18:09,741
you're not rostered on tonight.

402
00:18:14,953 --> 00:18:16,713
Fucking hell.

403
00:18:16,815 --> 00:18:18,809
My God.

404
00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:22,319
I'm sorry. I've had a really bad day.

405
00:18:23,245 --> 00:18:24,813
Oh, mate.

406
00:18:27,749 --> 00:18:29,893
Also, I didn't get us banned
from that last pub quiz.

407
00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:32,180
- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't. 'Cause he was a dick.

408
00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:35,729
- Jessie, you yelled at the quizmaster.
- Yeah, but he... He deserved it.

409
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:40,987
That list was savage.

410
00:18:41,013 --> 00:18:42,302
You told me to do it.

411
00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:43,808
No, but I thought
at least it would have,

412
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,930
like, a fun twist at the end.

413
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:52,213
I can't believe you're over me already.

414
00:18:52,973 --> 00:18:54,205
Sorry.

415
00:18:54,856 --> 00:18:57,157
- I was kidding.
- Sorry.

416
00:19:03,753 --> 00:19:05,488
Why are you knocking?

417
00:19:05,893 --> 00:19:07,448
'Cause I'm afraid.

418
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,933
Come in here.

419
00:19:15,373 --> 00:19:17,052
Sorry I was a bitch.

420
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,274
Good.

421
00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:21,723
Because I brought you a present.

422
00:19:28,453 --> 00:19:29,376
Oh, my...

423
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,627
Kate. I didn't even want any of these.

424
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:34,028
Well, neither did
the general public apparently.

425
00:19:34,054 --> 00:19:35,640
They were a steal.

426
00:19:35,683 --> 00:19:37,778
Like, so cheap.

427
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,273
Great.

428
00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:43,040
I feel sad.

429
00:19:43,493 --> 00:19:45,121
What's going on, then?

430
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,616
I think I have to go home.

431
00:19:47,957 --> 00:19:49,697
You are home.

432
00:19:50,653 --> 00:19:52,047
"Home" home.

433
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,406
Well, you can't.
I burned your passport.

434
00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,831
Like, I want to go home.

435
00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:01,577
Right.

436
00:20:05,893 --> 00:20:07,733
You can't go!

437
00:20:07,853 --> 00:20:09,290
What am I gonna do?

438
00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:11,580
- You survived before I got here.
- I don't want some

439
00:20:11,606 --> 00:20:14,206
random weirdo living in your room.

440
00:20:14,232 --> 00:20:16,929
I'll get someone nice, and normal,
and really hot.

441
00:20:16,955 --> 00:20:18,515
You're really hot.

442
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,138
Well, someone who could pay rent.

443
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,762
That'd be nice.

444
00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:27,241
If you go, you'll forget about me.

445
00:20:27,337 --> 00:20:29,151
You're not gonna remember me
when you're old.

446
00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:31,539
Yeah, I'll try really hard not to.

447
00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:37,933
My dear, remember those heady days

448
00:20:37,973 --> 00:20:39,705
when your gorgeous flatmate

449
00:20:39,731 --> 00:20:42,933
brought you back these clothes
you never even cared for?

450
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,613
How could I forget
the most utterly charming?

451
00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:47,568
My darling, weren't our 20s outrageous?

452
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,617
You bedded a damn movie star

453
00:20:49,643 --> 00:20:51,923
and tossed him aside like a plaything.

454
00:20:59,015 --> 00:21:00,573
I'm gonna miss you.

455
00:21:01,973 --> 00:21:03,258
I know.

456
00:21:03,284 --> 00:21:04,692
I'm great.

457
00:21:07,705 --> 00:21:08,933
You want a tea?

458
00:21:08,973 --> 00:21:10,412
Yes, please.

459
00:21:40,408 --> 00:21:42,774
This could be the last video
I ever take of you.

460
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,575
Shut up! You can't say that.

461
00:21:45,798 --> 00:21:47,065
Kate?

462
00:21:47,753 --> 00:21:48,913
Kate, I...

463
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,093
I didn't consent to any of this!

464
00:21:51,173 --> 00:21:52,908
What did you do?

465
00:21:53,352 --> 00:21:55,369
Oh, my God.

466
00:21:55,659 --> 00:21:57,693
Let's not get upset in my own videos.

467
00:21:57,719 --> 00:22:00,324
This could be the last video
I ever take of you.

468
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:02,710
Shut up! You can't say that.

469
00:22:03,094 --> 00:22:04,341
That's horrible.

470
00:22:06,357 --> 00:22:07,824
Cute!

471
00:22:08,019 --> 00:22:09,733
Yeah, a little flower girl.

472
00:22:09,759 --> 00:22:11,161
Are you taking a photo, or a video?

473
00:22:11,187 --> 00:22:13,209
- No, it's a video.
- Kate, no.

474
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,045
Okay. Okay, go on.

475
00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:24,855
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