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So you'll be pleased to hear

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Rupert has decided to promote
you to divisional officer.

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What?!

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Do you mind if I take your photo?

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It's for "GCHQ" magazine.

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Uh, sure. Is it for the cover?

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No. That's a picture of a
horse drinking from a pond.

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Wait, wait. I wasn't ready. Do it again.

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Well, I can just keep taking them
if you want to carry on talking.

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Oh, great. Yeah.

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So is it specifically to
do with last week's success

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or more for generally being
awesome all year round?

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Hard to tell if it's either.

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Still, it'll be nice to
finally have you under me.

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Not quite. I don't think
that's ever gonna happen.

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What about a company car?

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There's a department Toyota Yaris,

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but the passenger
seat's stuck in recline,

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but you'll have unlimited
access to Evelyn of course.

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- These are so great.
- Yeah?

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- Yeah.
- Here. How about...

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I saw this in a magazine
once, just like...

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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More like Ryan Gosling.

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Oh, yeah. I love that.

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You carry on.

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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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How's your mum doing by the way?

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OK. She won't leave
the house without an ax

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and has started having flashbacks.

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At least she's stopped
humping everything.

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Anything else?

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Uh, yeah. Anything else?

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A report just came in about a plane

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trapped in a holding
pattern above Heathrow

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because of a cockpit bug.

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So they may have to jump.

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Well, I had a friend who survived a fall

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from that height, but
I think it was because

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he landed in Lake Geneva.

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That's impossible. Hitting
water from that height

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would be like hitting concrete.

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Well, he landed in water.

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Send it through to programming support.

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Uh, yeah, Mary. Send it
through to programming support.

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As some of you may have noticed,

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Jerry has been offered a promotion
following last week's victory.

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Oh, let's...

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I just want to say that up to a point

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I really could not have done
it without all of your help,

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so thank you up to a point.

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Gosh. I haven't been
promoted in nearly 35 years.

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Oh. I think that's just because

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no one expected you
to outlive the system.

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Thank you.

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So will you be above Chris?

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- Certainly not.
- Yeah. Maybe.

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Well, we're just... it's
still getting worked out,

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plus you should know
I'm also being considered

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for an extremely senior
position back at the NSA.

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It's kind of like total vindication.

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- Gosh.
- How senior are we talking?

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I think even older than Mary.

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- Maybe I should apply.
- No. Actually,

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these kinds of roles are
only available to men.

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You'd be surprised.

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Actually, Chris, you know, I don't

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really see you as a woman anymore.

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No. I'm beginning to
see you as an equal.

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Will you take the job?

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I don't know. Why? Would
you miss me if I did?

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Yeah.

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Ahh. Morning.

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Joseph, you know you've been fired.

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Oh, I know. Just my pass still works.

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You can't just keep wandering in here
whenever you feel like it.

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I know. I just... sorry.

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Mary, do you mind if I
just leave that with you?

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- What's that?
- Oh, it's I'm just organizing a little whip-round...

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- For yourself?
- Yeah.

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These are not for personal use.

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We only use these when there's
been a domestic atrocity.

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Is that why you're leaving?

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Um, by the way, one
thing I forgot to ask

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just as another way around it, Chris,

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would you have any objection
to me working from home?

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Yes! You've been fired!

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- Even if I work from home?
- Yes.

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It as your inadequacy
that you got you fired,

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not where you sit in Cheltenham.

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- Right.
- Ouch.

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But seriously, uh, you doing OK?

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Yeah.

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Maybe you and Jerry
could have a joint party.

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- Why? Have you been fired, as well?
- No. I've been promoted.

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It's kind of like the opposite.

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In fact, I get to put
my own team together.

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That'll be all, Joseph.

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Uh, actually, Chris, I
mean, as Joseph's here,

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I could really use someone to help

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categorize all the Korean chatter.

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Joseph doesn't work here anymore.

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I mean, I don't speak Korean,

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but Jay Wu might give you a hand.

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He works in the canteen.

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He would have the correct clearance.

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He's also completely blind.

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Isn't that an advantage when
you're handling sensitive material?

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- Not always.
- Maybe he could just

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help me during his lunch break.

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Sorry. Are we talking
about me or Jay Wu?

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Jay Wu. You've been fired.

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He doesn't get a lunch break.

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He works in the canteen!

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Does he get any kind of break?

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He's completely blind! OK. Back to work.

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- I agree.
- Not you!

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- Not me. Sorry.
- All right, buddy.

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Thank you.

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- Jerry.
- Hyah! Ohh!

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No. It's me.

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- Man!
- Close the blinds.

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Ahh.

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- No, no.
- Oh, sorry.

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Ahh.

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What's going on?

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Oh, I just fancied a little chat really.

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So this new promotion, does it come

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with, like, a big pay rise then or what?

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Oh, yeah. It's, like, off the chart.

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It's like silly money.

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Oh, wow. How silly?

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I might... I might buy The Citrus.

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- What, the whole hotel?
- Yeah.

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Well, if I can't find another job,

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I might genuinely need
somewhere to stay, so...

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Well, if we're not sold out, I mean...

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You know of anyone hiring at the moment?

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OK. So I don't know how
you're gonna feel about this,

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but I've been giving
it a lot of thought...

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You have?

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And given your experience
working here at GCHQ...

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- Yes.
- Well, I mean, how would

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you feel about going
undercover as a terrorist?

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Wha?

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I don't think I'd be tall enough, Jerry.

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Oh, actually, from our point of view,

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a short terrorist is a good thing

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because you're always looking up,

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which is great for CCTV.

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Have you ever fired a gun?

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No. No, no, no.

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Well, there was one
time when I was a Cub

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and someone brought air rifles in,

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but none of them worked, and
Akela nearly exploded so...

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Yeah. I didn't
understand a word of that.

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OK. Jerry, I'm just gonna
throw this out there.

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Given that you've been promoted
and you're forming a new team,

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would you consider hiring me?

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Ha!

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- You all right?
- Ahem.

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Uh... um... yeah. Yeah, I'd consider it.

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I mean, I'd have to
talk to Chris... first.

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I'd worry about how that might look.

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Because we used to be married?

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No, and I swear to God, you
bring that up one more time...

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- OK, OK, yeah.
- I meant more in terms

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of your lack of ability.

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Apart from GCHQ, what
genuinely makes you happy?

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Charlotte obviously.

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Um...

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and you.

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Yeah.

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- I just don't know what I'm gonna do.
- OK. I'll tell you what.

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Listen. I'll talk to Chris.

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Thank you, Jerry.

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I just can't promise anything, OK?

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Yeah.

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Oh, I wish there was
anything else you could do.

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Think it would be OK
if I took the cables?

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Take what you like.

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Hey. Uh, are you Joseph?

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Uh, yes. Are you here
to fix the photocopier?

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No. You're in my seat.

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Oh. Sorry. Gosh.

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So... so you're like the...
the new... the new me.

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- What do you think?
- I don't know.

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What's that?

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- You all right?
- Yeah.

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Does this go any lower?

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Um, it should do.

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There for a while I
had the barrel blocked

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because I read that if
you adjust it too much

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it gives you spina bifida.

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- There you go.
- OK. Wonderful.

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Hello. I'm Mary, by the way.

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Hi. That's a very realistic wig.

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It's not a wig.

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Do you need me to show
you where the toilet is?

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No. I need you to fuck off.

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It's great to have
you on the team, Jerry.

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We'll celebrate when I'm back.

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- Sounds good.
- And, Chris...

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you know where to
find me if you need me.

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- Yes.
- Whoa.

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The Canadian Rockies.

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So listen. Would it make things easier

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if from now on I sat in your chair?

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- No.
- I just thought now

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that we're on the same pay grade...

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We're not, and that's not how it works.

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Well, do you think I can, like, have
a little spin around in it, or...

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- Jerry.
- Fine. Go... oh, my God! A spider!

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What do you want, Jerry?

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Um, so, uh... got it.

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So listen. Um, it's about Joseph.

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Is he still in the building?

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Yeah. I can't get him to leave.

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Have you tried the window?

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I was thinking there
might be another way.

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The roof.

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You don't want that, do you?

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- Sorry. I...
- Can you fuck off?

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Yes. Yeah.

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Hey. Nice to see you again.

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OK. I'll cut to the chase.

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Assuming Jerry retains
his elevated status here

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at GCHQ, which given
abysmal decisions like this

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I'd say won't be for long, he
has requested you as his new P.A.

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- You're kidding.
- Sadly not.

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Does it require any formal training?

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No. So far as I can tell, it
doesn't require any training.

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You were designed for this, buddy.

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I don't know what to say.

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Thank you so much. Thank you.

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I got your back.

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Well, don't get too comfortable.

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I won't.

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The NRA just called.

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Oh. Has my membership lapsed?

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Oh, no, sorry. I mean, the NSA.

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- Jesus.
- Did I get the job?

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- What job?
- The job at the NSA.

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What job at the NSA? Is
this the same as my new job?

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- What new job?
- I've been given a P.A.

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00:10:01,504 --> 00:10:03,810
- No. You've been made a P.A.
- Is that not the same thing?

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- What about me?
- What do you mean?

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- Do I get a P.A.?
- You are a P.A.

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Never mind any of that.

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What did they say?

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- Who?
- The NRA.

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NSA!

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Oh. You got the job.

254
00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:15,522
Yes!

255
00:10:15,547 --> 00:10:17,616
Well, that didn't last long.

256
00:10:17,648 --> 00:10:18,881
It was a blast.

257
00:10:24,222 --> 00:10:25,660
Hey. I didn't think you'd come.

258
00:10:25,685 --> 00:10:26,832
Neither did I.

259
00:10:27,945 --> 00:10:29,744
Oh, wow. Wow!

260
00:10:29,785 --> 00:10:31,305
We couldn't work out what to wear,

261
00:10:31,345 --> 00:10:32,585
so we thought we'd play it safe.

262
00:10:32,624 --> 00:10:33,855
Jerry's gonna love it.

263
00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:35,718
Thank you.

264
00:10:35,743 --> 00:10:37,378
I'm on antidepressants.

265
00:10:39,168 --> 00:10:41,706
Have you got a bowl for these keys?

266
00:10:42,705 --> 00:10:44,345
Um...

267
00:10:51,036 --> 00:10:53,630
Just, uh, some little...

268
00:10:55,705 --> 00:10:57,348
Help yourself to them.

269
00:11:02,945 --> 00:11:05,646
So wait. Is this a surprise
party or a leaving do?

270
00:11:05,835 --> 00:11:07,380
I'd just rather we didn't
really call it anything

271
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:08,763
until we definitely know who's leaving.

272
00:11:08,788 --> 00:11:10,723
Well, you for starters.

273
00:11:10,748 --> 00:11:11,904
You're leaving again?

274
00:11:11,945 --> 00:11:13,122
Is that the surprise?

275
00:11:13,147 --> 00:11:14,333
I just thought it might be a nice way

276
00:11:14,358 --> 00:11:16,497
to show Jerry how appreciative
we are of him being here.

277
00:11:16,522 --> 00:11:20,347
- Before he leaves?
- Yeah, or if he decides to stay.

278
00:11:20,372 --> 00:11:21,786
What, and make you his P.A.?

279
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,372
I should think that's unlikely now.

280
00:11:23,397 --> 00:11:25,560
Well, anything's possible.

281
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,224
Conjoined twins are unlikely,

282
00:11:27,264 --> 00:11:29,904
but we've actually got
4 sets in our church.

283
00:11:29,945 --> 00:11:31,744
Well, there you go. Yeah.

284
00:11:31,785 --> 00:11:33,504
I'm actually so confused.

285
00:11:37,585 --> 00:11:39,117
- Hey.
- Oh. Hey.

286
00:11:39,142 --> 00:11:40,649
I didn't know if I had the right place.

287
00:11:40,674 --> 00:11:43,165
So, I mean, are all
these buildings finished?

288
00:11:43,825 --> 00:11:46,104
Y... yeah. Come in.

289
00:11:46,144 --> 00:11:48,823
- Yeah. Can you, uh...
- Yeah. Sure.

290
00:11:49,744 --> 00:11:52,585
So, you know, I'm actually glad

291
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,144
it's just gonna be the two of us

292
00:11:54,185 --> 00:11:58,211
because, um, I wanted you to the
first to know that I decided...

293
00:11:58,236 --> 00:12:00,040
- Surprise!
- Jesus! Fuck!

294
00:12:00,065 --> 00:12:02,024
No. It's Mary, it's Mary, Jerry.

295
00:12:02,065 --> 00:12:04,094
Thought it was The Purge or something.

296
00:12:04,665 --> 00:12:05,829
What...

297
00:12:07,104 --> 00:12:10,977
What... heh. You guys,
you shouldn't have.

298
00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:13,705
Is this my going away party?

299
00:12:13,744 --> 00:12:15,278
Well, at first, it was gonna be mine,

300
00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:16,742
and then it wasn't gonna be anyone's,

301
00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,408
and now I guess it's... well, it's...

302
00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:19,920
well, it's up to you.

303
00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:23,856
So yes. Ho! That is so sweet.

304
00:12:23,881 --> 00:12:25,162
Sorry. I'll... sorry.

305
00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:26,279
Two seconds.

306
00:12:30,212 --> 00:12:32,657
Quentin's here. Yay.

307
00:12:33,704 --> 00:12:35,917
Ooh. What's that muck there?

308
00:12:35,942 --> 00:12:37,126
I don't know. Everyone's been clomping

309
00:12:37,151 --> 00:12:38,592
around in their shoes and stuff.

310
00:12:38,617 --> 00:12:40,999
So who here do you already know?

311
00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:42,943
Only Superman and Wonder Woman.

312
00:12:42,968 --> 00:12:44,492
Oh, yeah. Just so
you're not disappointed,

313
00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:45,937
they're not the actual ones.

314
00:12:45,962 --> 00:12:47,722
When do you want to set light to this?

315
00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:49,920
Oh, and you're absolutely
sure it's a celebratory thing?

316
00:12:49,945 --> 00:12:51,904
Yeah. People are doing it
on the Internet all the time.

317
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,744
OK. I think just save
it for the end then.

318
00:12:53,785 --> 00:12:55,624
Nice way to finish off.

319
00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:58,329
So we got celery, carrot, cucumber.

320
00:12:58,354 --> 00:13:00,797
So you've made your final decision?

321
00:13:01,144 --> 00:13:04,545
I don't know. Maybe I'll
stay just to piss you off.

322
00:13:04,585 --> 00:13:06,013
That would be very fitting.

323
00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:07,398
Heh heh. Yeah.

324
00:13:07,423 --> 00:13:09,606
As long as you know who you can trust.

325
00:13:12,255 --> 00:13:14,888
You know, despite your cold, brittle,

326
00:13:14,913 --> 00:13:17,673
impenetrable shell, Chris,

327
00:13:17,698 --> 00:13:19,280
I at least suspected there was something

328
00:13:19,305 --> 00:13:22,059
soft, warm, and gooey lurking inside.

329
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:23,926
Easy mistake to make.

330
00:13:27,305 --> 00:13:28,705
Heh.

331
00:13:30,555 --> 00:13:33,235
Well, at least this time,
I'll be heading back on my own terms

332
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,380
instead of them trying to extradite me.

333
00:13:35,405 --> 00:13:38,320
That actually happened to
one of my African Brownies.

334
00:13:38,345 --> 00:13:39,945
Are you allowed to call them that?

335
00:13:39,975 --> 00:13:42,772
Thankfully, she ended up catching
up sepsis on a tree stump,

336
00:13:42,797 --> 00:13:44,711
so she wasn't allowed on the plane.

337
00:13:45,984 --> 00:13:48,289
- Shall we get a drink?
- Oh! Thank you.

338
00:13:50,585 --> 00:13:51,811
Hey. You all right?

339
00:13:51,836 --> 00:13:53,196
Hey. What's that?

340
00:13:53,585 --> 00:13:57,104
Oh. That is a, uh,
hummus fountain thing.

341
00:13:57,144 --> 00:13:59,104
Ahh. It's nice. You having a good time?

342
00:13:59,144 --> 00:14:01,984
Yeah. I just wish we'd
done this more often.

343
00:14:02,024 --> 00:14:04,206
Well, we can if you stay.

344
00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:05,690
Where do you keep your bread?

345
00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:07,378
- Oh. Um...
- Hello.

346
00:14:07,403 --> 00:14:09,222
- Sorry. Yeah.
- Jerry Bernstein.

347
00:14:09,247 --> 00:14:11,046
- You must be Charlene.
- Charlotte.

348
00:14:11,071 --> 00:14:13,106
- Char-lot.
- As in the potato.

349
00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:14,957
What... what... what's that?

350
00:14:15,317 --> 00:14:16,917
You not heard of potatoes?

351
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:19,942
I... heh heh.

352
00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:23,345
You're, um... so you're tall.

353
00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:24,744
Yeah. Always have been.

354
00:14:24,785 --> 00:14:25,871
- Yes.
- Yeah.

355
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,176
Your poor mother.

356
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,805
Hmm. She was even taller than me.

357
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,430
Oh. Well, of course obviously.

358
00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:32,703
Otherwise, how would you
have, you know, like, pfff?

359
00:14:33,585 --> 00:14:35,295
Come out is what I...

360
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,504
Anyway, I'm so, so glad you're gonna be

361
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,705
looking after my buddy here.

362
00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:43,104
That's a long commitment.

363
00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:45,533
- Well... hopefully.
- Could be.

364
00:14:45,558 --> 00:14:47,800
- No, it is. It is.
- OK.

365
00:14:47,825 --> 00:14:49,624
I might just, uh, go to the toilet.

366
00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:51,065
- You all right?
- Yeah.

367
00:14:51,104 --> 00:14:52,904
Oh.

368
00:14:52,945 --> 00:14:54,705
- Fuck. I'm so sorry.
- No, it's all right.

369
00:14:54,744 --> 00:14:56,785
- I totally messed that up.
- It's not... not...

370
00:14:56,825 --> 00:14:58,569
- Hi.
- Hope you don't mind,

371
00:14:58,594 --> 00:15:00,834
but I just did a wee in your garden.

372
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,749
I don't have a garden.

373
00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:07,155
I... Quentin?

374
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,999
Hopefully it was just a wee.

375
00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:17,989
I don't know if now is a good time,
but here you go.

376
00:15:18,014 --> 00:15:20,161
Aw. That's so kind.

377
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,546
Sorry it's not much.

378
00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:23,211
With what's his name who I like.

379
00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:24,719
Benedict Cumberbatch.

380
00:15:24,744 --> 00:15:26,787
I love him.

381
00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:28,256
Yes. She loves him.

382
00:15:28,281 --> 00:15:29,973
Is that about the guy in the wheelchair?

383
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:31,295
That's Stephen Hawking.

384
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,549
Such a great actor. Did
he used to work at GCHQ?

385
00:15:34,574 --> 00:15:35,179
No.

386
00:15:35,204 --> 00:15:37,538
I think he passed away
quite a few years ago now.

387
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,672
Benedict Cumberbatch?

388
00:15:38,697 --> 00:15:40,492
So did you guys get anything for me?

389
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:42,298
- Therapy.
- Cool!

390
00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:43,914
What?

391
00:15:44,065 --> 00:15:46,338
I don't know about you,
but I'd like to propose a toast.

392
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,727
Chrissy, come on. You
don't have to do that.

393
00:15:48,752 --> 00:15:49,752
To Joseph.

394
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,720
To Joseph.

395
00:15:52,009 --> 00:15:55,782
"Departed at last with mutual civility

396
00:15:56,024 --> 00:16:01,149
and possibly a mutual desire
of never meeting again."

397
00:16:01,904 --> 00:16:03,744
Aw, Chris.

398
00:16:03,785 --> 00:16:05,345
That's so sweet.

399
00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:06,561
Was that Britney?

400
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,839
- Not quite. Jane Austen.
- Yes, of course.

401
00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:11,653
Either way, I knew it had
to be written by a woman.

402
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,881
Well, I'd like to say
something if I may.

403
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,745
About me or you?

404
00:16:15,945 --> 00:16:19,974
Yep. Uh, this is open
to interpretation. Ahem.

405
00:16:21,504 --> 00:16:23,545
"We go together

406
00:16:24,465 --> 00:16:27,636
Like rama lama lama

407
00:16:28,203 --> 00:16:30,519
Ka dinga da ding dong

408
00:16:31,785 --> 00:16:33,691
Remembered forever

409
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,792
As shoo-bop

410
00:16:36,585 --> 00:16:41,788
Sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom

411
00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:44,069
That's the way it should be

412
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,716
Wha ooh, yeah."

413
00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:52,995
Wha ooh, yeah.

414
00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:55,026
- So is that Britney?
- Yeah.

415
00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:02,294
So is it your birthday then?

416
00:17:05,075 --> 00:17:08,606
Oh. Um, no. Heh. Not quite. No.

417
00:17:08,949 --> 00:17:12,902
I... I... I got fired.

418
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:15,035
Sorry.

419
00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:17,096
What for?

420
00:17:18,427 --> 00:17:19,659
Gross incompetence.

421
00:17:19,684 --> 00:17:21,838
No. What are you sorry for?

422
00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:26,864
Oh. I just don't want you to be
disappointed in me, that's all.

423
00:17:26,904 --> 00:17:30,219
Don't be silly. Couldn't give a shit.

424
00:17:32,144 --> 00:17:33,985
Heh.

425
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,665
Hey. Jerry: Hey.

426
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,727
- You all right?
- Yeah.

427
00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:48,930
What?

428
00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:51,476
Ahh. Ohh.

429
00:17:51,501 --> 00:17:53,070
OK, OK. Ah!

430
00:17:59,516 --> 00:18:01,781
- Listen. I wanted to...
- Listen. I just wanted to... oh, no. You.

431
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,928
- No. Go ahead.
- No. Honestly.

432
00:18:03,953 --> 00:18:05,695
- Go, go, please.
- Please.

433
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,920
- Heh heh.
- Ha ha!

434
00:18:06,945 --> 00:18:08,024
I just want you to speak.

435
00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:10,009
Just go. Go!

436
00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:16,305
I mean, this... this
might sound completely mad,

437
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,184
and obviously I'd need to
check with Charlotte first,

438
00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:20,112
but do you think I should go with you?

439
00:18:22,479 --> 00:18:27,760
Yeah. I mean, the only issue
I think we'd have with that

440
00:18:27,785 --> 00:18:30,806
is... is in proving that
no one else in the States

441
00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:32,825
could do what you do,

442
00:18:32,864 --> 00:18:35,370
you know, just from
a visa point of view.

443
00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:39,277
Right. And how... how many people
are there in the States?

444
00:18:39,302 --> 00:18:43,027
Right now, uh, 328
million, not including me.

445
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,570
Oh, it'll... it'll be fine.

446
00:18:48,704 --> 00:18:49,985
It's gonna be fine.

447
00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:51,211
- Yeah.
- You know?

448
00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:52,883
We can still Zoom every 5 minutes.

449
00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:54,015
- Yeah!
- Yeah?

450
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,480
Yeah. I mean...

451
00:18:56,025 --> 00:18:59,373
obviously, you know,
I'll be busy at times.

452
00:18:59,398 --> 00:19:01,435
Well, you know what?
I'd be more than happy

453
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,265
to just sort of leave Skype on all day.

454
00:19:04,305 --> 00:19:05,904
You know, even if we're just going about

455
00:19:05,929 --> 00:19:06,819
our normal business, we can still

456
00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:08,960
sort of check in every
so often, say hello.

457
00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:12,119
Um, I'm sure we'll...
we'll figure something out.

458
00:19:12,144 --> 00:19:14,505
And there's Facetime,
and there's WhatsApp,

459
00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:15,904
and there's Houseparty.

460
00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:17,474
Can you... can you... sorry.

461
00:19:17,499 --> 00:19:19,019
- I'm just feeling a bit...
- Yeah.

462
00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:20,523
lightheaded.

463
00:19:20,628 --> 00:19:22,468
Oh, eh?

464
00:19:22,493 --> 00:19:24,134
Hmm.

465
00:19:27,144 --> 00:19:29,305
You know what you remind me of?

466
00:19:29,345 --> 00:19:31,604
- No.
- A pilot fish.

467
00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:33,838
Do you know the one I mean?

468
00:19:33,863 --> 00:19:37,022
It's... it's one of those
fish that swim under sharks.

469
00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:40,305
Oh, yeah, yeah. For
added protection. Yeah.

470
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,904
Yeah, but here's the thing.

471
00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:45,194
It's also huge benefit to the shark

472
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:50,424
because that tiny, little
fish eats all the little bits

473
00:19:50,464 --> 00:19:55,488
of dead, dry skin, keeping
that shark healthy and tall.

474
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,113
Are you saying that's
what you'd like me to do?

475
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:06,620
No. I just... I just want you
to remember that when I'm gone.

476
00:20:10,624 --> 00:20:12,704
Um, Wonder Woman's been sick.

477
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,428
Oh, God. Well, I better...

478
00:20:14,904 --> 00:20:18,065
are... are you coming in,
Jerry, or were gonna...

479
00:20:18,104 --> 00:20:19,745
- Oh, give me a minute.
- She OK?

480
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,347
No. It's, like, all in her wig.

481
00:20:21,372 --> 00:20:22,589
Oh, God. Does Superman know?

482
00:20:22,614 --> 00:20:23,652
I don't know.

483
00:20:23,677 --> 00:20:26,042
- Push.
- Stop crowding me, Joseph.

484
00:20:27,514 --> 00:20:29,235
What am I doing?

485
00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:35,390
You order pizza?

486
00:20:38,463 --> 00:20:41,455
Oh. Uh, yeah.
Um, let me just go get my...

487
00:21:05,703 --> 00:21:12,703
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