1 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:25,617 _ 2 00:00:29,085 --> 00:00:35,077 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 3 00:00:35,131 --> 00:00:36,442 Ok. What have we got? 4 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:38,155 Jerry, what's the latest on Eternal Blue? 5 00:00:38,195 --> 00:00:39,714 I need to update Whitehall. 6 00:00:39,754 --> 00:00:41,908 Well, I'm still analyzing the code 7 00:00:41,933 --> 00:00:44,158 to see if I could get a fix on exactly where 8 00:00:44,183 --> 00:00:45,877 the Russians are operating from. 9 00:00:45,902 --> 00:00:48,643 - I may need to call Zuckerberg. - Mark Zuckerberg? Why? 10 00:00:48,668 --> 00:00:50,235 - We're old friends. - Facebook friends? 11 00:00:50,275 --> 00:00:51,674 How's Zuckerberg going to help? 12 00:00:51,714 --> 00:00:53,115 Fuck if I know. 13 00:00:53,155 --> 00:00:56,189 My gosh, I am so sorry that I am late. 14 00:00:56,214 --> 00:00:58,305 I had a bit of an accident, so... 15 00:00:58,330 --> 00:00:59,970 How's your mum, by the way? 16 00:00:59,995 --> 00:01:01,875 Oh, she's still dead, sadly, Chris. 17 00:01:01,915 --> 00:01:03,057 I'm talking to Mary. 18 00:01:03,082 --> 00:01:04,246 Have you started to miss her yet? 19 00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:06,667 Well, I was going through her old drawers back home, 20 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:10,611 and I did find a DNR form, which is a bit sad. 21 00:01:10,636 --> 00:01:11,705 Why? What's that? 22 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:13,385 It means do not resuscitate. 23 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:15,026 Well, perhaps she's just thinking of the future 24 00:01:15,051 --> 00:01:16,410 and doesn't want to be a burden. 25 00:01:16,435 --> 00:01:19,238 No. This form had my name on it. 26 00:01:26,934 --> 00:01:29,028 What was the name of that form again? 27 00:01:35,652 --> 00:01:37,154 Davina, come over here if you please. 28 00:01:37,195 --> 00:01:38,835 All right. I'm coming. Coming. 29 00:01:39,644 --> 00:01:41,755 They activate my psoriasis. Sorry. 30 00:01:41,794 --> 00:01:44,051 Oh, we also have a request in from Disney 31 00:01:44,076 --> 00:01:46,073 regarding their new streaming service. 32 00:01:46,098 --> 00:01:48,940 Oh, sweet. Will I be able to watch it from my office? 33 00:01:48,965 --> 00:01:50,154 Some of their customers have been subject 34 00:01:50,195 --> 00:01:51,434 to a data-protection breach. 35 00:01:51,475 --> 00:01:53,195 So... yes? 36 00:01:53,234 --> 00:01:58,007 Oh, and just come in from Analytics at GCHQ Bude, 37 00:01:58,032 --> 00:01:59,953 they may have captured a signal 38 00:01:59,978 --> 00:02:02,218 matching Eternal Blue's digital fingerprint. 39 00:02:02,243 --> 00:02:04,156 Well, great. Can they send it over? 40 00:02:04,181 --> 00:02:05,634 I should think no. It's not likely. 41 00:02:05,675 --> 00:02:08,678 Why? With that data, I could immediately locate 42 00:02:08,703 --> 00:02:11,314 where the Russians are operating from and end this thing. 43 00:02:11,355 --> 00:02:13,955 Do they not understand how awesome that would make me look? 44 00:02:13,994 --> 00:02:15,874 Exactly. Bude might want to claim 45 00:02:15,915 --> 00:02:18,594 that victory as their own, which reminds me, 46 00:02:18,635 --> 00:02:24,154 the board have expressed concern that any romantic relationships 47 00:02:24,195 --> 00:02:28,154 between our sister organizations are to be actively discouraged, 48 00:02:28,195 --> 00:02:30,475 as they may prove a security risk. 49 00:02:30,515 --> 00:02:33,054 I hope that's not going to be a problem for anyone. 50 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:35,796 Does anyone have a knife? 51 00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:39,356 There you go. 52 00:02:40,183 --> 00:02:42,544 ? See the line where the sky meets the sea? ? 53 00:02:42,569 --> 00:02:48,689 ? It calls me, and no one knows how far... ? 54 00:02:48,714 --> 00:02:49,685 Hey. 55 00:02:49,710 --> 00:02:51,210 Hey, Jerry, you got a minute? 56 00:02:51,235 --> 00:02:53,795 ? And I'll know if I go... know if I go... ? 57 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:55,809 Hey. Sorry about that. 58 00:02:55,962 --> 00:02:58,083 I was looking into that whole Disney thing. 59 00:02:58,108 --> 00:02:59,389 Yeah. 60 00:02:59,448 --> 00:03:01,881 So what's going on? Did you get the location data? 61 00:03:01,906 --> 00:03:03,217 No. It's more pressing than that. 62 00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:04,818 I've got a date tonight. 63 00:03:05,804 --> 00:03:07,622 What? With who? 64 00:03:07,647 --> 00:03:09,583 - OK, but here's the thing. - She's bald? 65 00:03:10,349 --> 00:03:11,708 - No. - She's blind. 66 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:12,732 - No. - Rabies? 67 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,037 No, Jerry. It's about me. 68 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:16,143 - You've got rabies? - No, Jerry. 69 00:03:19,443 --> 00:03:20,964 So I'm... 70 00:03:25,311 --> 00:03:26,730 I'm still a virgin. 71 00:03:28,394 --> 00:03:29,307 Well, yeah. 72 00:03:29,332 --> 00:03:31,261 I mean, I kind of figured at that. 73 00:03:31,286 --> 00:03:32,871 Oh, no. Is it obvious? 74 00:03:33,094 --> 00:03:34,145 No. Uh-uh. 75 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:38,793 Listen, but I'm so sorry. I'm just super busy, OK? 76 00:03:39,994 --> 00:03:41,755 Oh! Ah! Agh! 77 00:03:41,795 --> 00:03:42,852 ? If I don't, there's just no telling how far... ? 78 00:03:42,877 --> 00:03:43,884 Sorry. 79 00:03:43,909 --> 00:03:45,069 It's pretty good, though, isn't it? 80 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:45,899 What, "Moana"? 81 00:03:45,924 --> 00:03:47,938 Oh, my God, the Rock is, like, on fire. 82 00:03:47,963 --> 00:03:49,868 No, that I finally got a date. 83 00:03:49,893 --> 00:03:52,890 Yes. Oh, that's great, buddy. Yeah. 84 00:03:52,915 --> 00:03:54,838 Oh, one final thing, just to go back 85 00:03:54,863 --> 00:03:56,874 to what Chris said, it that it's Charlotte 86 00:03:56,915 --> 00:03:59,477 from GCHQ Bude, so... rr! 87 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:03,795 As in she's on the team that captured 88 00:04:03,834 --> 00:04:05,946 Eternal Blue's digital fingerprint? 89 00:04:05,971 --> 00:04:07,085 Yeah, think so. 90 00:04:08,508 --> 00:04:12,258 Well, then this sounds like a perfect opportunity. 91 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,125 For me? 92 00:04:15,911 --> 00:04:18,671 Yes. That's what... 93 00:04:18,696 --> 00:04:20,769 Yes. That's what I... For you. 94 00:04:28,276 --> 00:04:29,331 Evelyn! 95 00:04:31,475 --> 00:04:32,729 Oh! 96 00:04:33,895 --> 00:04:34,862 What? 97 00:04:34,955 --> 00:04:37,346 Ok. This is gonna sound strange, 98 00:04:37,371 --> 00:04:41,609 but what if you wore an earpiece and I told you what to say? 99 00:04:41,634 --> 00:04:43,071 Would I need to get them pierced? 100 00:04:43,096 --> 00:04:45,783 No. See, I just think we can both get so much 101 00:04:45,808 --> 00:04:47,799 out of this date, you know? 102 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,634 I don't... What do you mean by... 103 00:04:49,675 --> 00:04:53,874 Nothing makes me happier than playing Cupid... 104 00:04:53,899 --> 00:04:54,619 Oh... 105 00:04:54,644 --> 00:04:57,330 And I just really want to see you score with Scarlett. 106 00:04:57,355 --> 00:04:59,074 - Charlotte. - Margaret. Right. 107 00:04:59,114 --> 00:05:01,275 Have you ever seen the movie "Roxanne"? 108 00:05:01,314 --> 00:05:02,874 - With Steve Martin? - Yeah. 109 00:05:02,915 --> 00:05:04,431 I just... It looked too scary for me. 110 00:05:04,456 --> 00:05:05,619 Oh, it's a comedy. 111 00:05:05,644 --> 00:05:09,500 - Well, it's about this guy with a big nose, right... - Yeah? 112 00:05:09,525 --> 00:05:11,783 Who has the hots for this girl, 113 00:05:11,808 --> 00:05:13,409 but the problem is, she's into 114 00:05:13,434 --> 00:05:16,035 this much, much better-looking guy. 115 00:05:16,194 --> 00:05:18,194 Right. How is this helpful? 116 00:05:18,219 --> 00:05:20,299 OK, so I don't really remember the rest of it, 117 00:05:20,324 --> 00:05:24,074 but basically, they do what I'm proposing we do, 118 00:05:24,114 --> 00:05:28,537 and in the end, the guy with the nose, he gets the girl. 119 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:29,521 The guy with the nose. 120 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,561 Right, while his buddy gets the intel he needs. 121 00:05:31,586 --> 00:05:32,396 Right. 122 00:05:32,421 --> 00:05:35,404 Yeah, and then I think you die. 123 00:05:35,429 --> 00:05:36,830 - Oh. - Yeah. 124 00:05:37,584 --> 00:05:39,824 Mm, and so, apart from the nose, 125 00:05:39,849 --> 00:05:42,794 is there anything else I can do with my appearance to help? 126 00:05:42,819 --> 00:05:45,139 - Stand up. - Yeah? 127 00:05:45,974 --> 00:05:47,356 - All the way. - This is as far as I go. 128 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,028 Sorry. Ok, so right off the bat, 129 00:05:50,053 --> 00:05:53,253 I think you should wear something with vertical stripes 130 00:05:53,278 --> 00:05:56,442 because that shirt makes you look even, like, more... 131 00:05:58,514 --> 00:05:59,981 than you are. 132 00:06:00,086 --> 00:06:01,501 You know what? Come over here. 133 00:06:01,526 --> 00:06:04,572 - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah. Stop right there. 134 00:06:06,057 --> 00:06:08,705 Ok. I want you to close your eyes. 135 00:06:09,186 --> 00:06:13,835 Close your eyes and imagine yourself 3 feet taller. 136 00:06:13,883 --> 00:06:17,624 Your legs are growing longer, 137 00:06:18,138 --> 00:06:23,169 and you can now reach a doorknob, ok? 138 00:06:23,814 --> 00:06:27,029 Now open your eyes. 139 00:06:29,808 --> 00:06:31,442 - Oh, my God. - Right? 140 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:32,987 - Yeah. - Right? 141 00:06:33,012 --> 00:06:35,060 - Wow. - Yeah. Yeah. 142 00:06:35,085 --> 00:06:37,645 See, it's all about positioning yourself 143 00:06:37,670 --> 00:06:40,230 to create the illusion of tallness. 144 00:06:40,255 --> 00:06:41,286 Well, that's actually how they shot 145 00:06:41,311 --> 00:06:42,529 a lot of "Lord of the Rings." 146 00:06:42,554 --> 00:06:44,929 Exactly. Yeah. Feel it out. 147 00:06:44,954 --> 00:06:46,919 Walk around. Try a doorknob. 148 00:06:48,114 --> 00:06:50,520 - So easy. Yeah. - That's so easy. 149 00:06:51,098 --> 00:06:54,528 OK, so Joseph has a hot date tonight, 150 00:06:54,553 --> 00:06:55,832 and we're trying to figure out ways 151 00:06:55,857 --> 00:06:57,160 to make him more attractive. 152 00:06:57,185 --> 00:06:58,685 Want to borrow my jacket? 153 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,231 Oh, no. Well, I used to have a lucky top, 154 00:07:00,256 --> 00:07:02,364 but I stopped wearing it because it was attracting wasps. 155 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:04,350 Lucky how? I thought you said you've never been laid. 156 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:05,953 - That's so hot. - Listen. 157 00:07:05,978 --> 00:07:07,499 I know this might sound like a stupid question, 158 00:07:07,524 --> 00:07:08,617 and I hope you don't mind me asking, 159 00:07:08,642 --> 00:07:11,664 but just in case it comes up, where, exactly, is... it? 160 00:07:12,846 --> 00:07:13,986 - The vagina. - The vagina. 161 00:07:14,011 --> 00:07:15,650 Jinx. You owe me a root beer. 162 00:07:15,675 --> 00:07:17,181 Yeah. I mean, just a rough ballpark. 163 00:07:17,206 --> 00:07:18,845 Well it can vary. 164 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:19,798 - Can it? - Can it? 165 00:07:19,823 --> 00:07:22,289 Oh, jinx again. Tuva, that's two. 166 00:07:22,314 --> 00:07:25,033 Some days, I find mine can be quite high up. 167 00:07:25,283 --> 00:07:27,835 Right. I'm not sure how helpful that is. 168 00:07:27,874 --> 00:07:29,334 You want me to do a drawing? 169 00:07:29,359 --> 00:07:30,624 Yes, please. 170 00:07:31,483 --> 00:07:33,677 So did you never see your mum's? 171 00:07:33,702 --> 00:07:36,436 Not really. I mean, she died, like, 20 years ago. 172 00:07:36,461 --> 00:07:38,089 And you never saw it before she died? 173 00:07:38,114 --> 00:07:39,715 Not just before, no. 174 00:07:39,754 --> 00:07:40,855 Here you go. 175 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,889 Oh. 176 00:07:45,092 --> 00:07:46,738 Ah. It's a lot bigger than I thought. 177 00:07:46,763 --> 00:07:48,160 It's not to scale. 178 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:49,665 Right. What's that? 179 00:07:49,778 --> 00:07:51,160 That's the urethra. 180 00:07:51,185 --> 00:07:52,997 Yeah. That's where pee comes out, buddy. 181 00:07:53,022 --> 00:07:55,810 You don't have to worry about that, but, Tuva, 182 00:07:55,835 --> 00:07:58,235 I think you got a lot of this wrong. 183 00:07:58,275 --> 00:08:00,256 What's that little thing up there, for instance? 184 00:08:00,281 --> 00:08:02,467 Yeah. That's explains a lot. 185 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:05,596 You know, I just think you got to keep things 186 00:08:05,621 --> 00:08:07,969 as simple as possible for Joseph. 187 00:08:07,994 --> 00:08:10,400 And there's no danger of me, you know, 188 00:08:10,425 --> 00:08:12,954 accidentally ending up inside the urethra, say. 189 00:08:12,979 --> 00:08:15,370 It's around 8 millimeters wide. 190 00:08:20,394 --> 00:08:21,667 No. I'm good. 191 00:08:21,692 --> 00:08:22,745 What's going on? 192 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:24,917 Oh. Um, nothing, just something 193 00:08:24,942 --> 00:08:27,972 suddenly popped up in Joseph's in box, 194 00:08:27,997 --> 00:08:29,837 and we're just trying to fix it. 195 00:08:29,862 --> 00:08:31,114 Hardware or software? 196 00:08:31,139 --> 00:08:33,250 Oh, hardware with any luck. 197 00:08:33,275 --> 00:08:35,434 Well, so long as it isn't a virus... 198 00:08:35,459 --> 00:08:36,795 Oh, no, no, no. 199 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:39,136 Joseph's equipment is totally clean. 200 00:08:39,161 --> 00:08:40,409 Oh, God, yeah. 201 00:08:40,434 --> 00:08:42,154 Yeah. It's Mary's we have to worry about. 202 00:08:42,179 --> 00:08:43,901 Oh, gosh, really? 203 00:08:43,926 --> 00:08:46,250 Maybe get someone to take a look at it in that case. 204 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,743 We don't want you infecting the whole department. 205 00:08:49,758 --> 00:08:51,235 Ooh. 206 00:08:51,646 --> 00:08:53,048 Maybe Quentin. 207 00:08:53,356 --> 00:08:55,075 Ah. 208 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:56,860 Do you know what we're talking about? 209 00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:58,421 Yes. 210 00:08:59,281 --> 00:09:00,897 Computers. 211 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:08,899 Hey, how's it all going? 212 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,006 Good. Come on in. 213 00:09:10,031 --> 00:09:12,264 I just want to test the earpiece. 214 00:09:12,289 --> 00:09:14,169 Have you ever worn one of these before? 215 00:09:14,194 --> 00:09:16,795 No. I did once get a marble stuck in my ear. 216 00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:18,194 Did you ever get it out? 217 00:09:18,234 --> 00:09:19,888 No, don't think so. 218 00:09:20,525 --> 00:09:23,684 Ok, so you want to take this one here 219 00:09:23,717 --> 00:09:26,036 and put it in your other ear. 220 00:09:26,171 --> 00:09:27,812 Right. By the way, it's very kind of you 221 00:09:27,837 --> 00:09:29,396 to go to all this trouble, Jerry, for a first date. 222 00:09:29,421 --> 00:09:31,552 Oh, don't be silly. I'm just trying to help you out, buddy. 223 00:09:31,577 --> 00:09:32,731 How does that feel? 224 00:09:38,194 --> 00:09:39,466 You say something? 225 00:09:39,866 --> 00:09:42,701 Yeah. Ok, so put it back in. 226 00:09:42,726 --> 00:09:46,904 Then I want you to go out there so I can test the range, ok? 227 00:09:52,785 --> 00:09:54,262 Get out so I can test the range. 228 00:09:54,287 --> 00:09:55,608 Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Now? 229 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:57,114 - Yeah. Yeah. - Now? 230 00:10:02,672 --> 00:10:04,433 Ok. Can you hear me? 231 00:10:04,488 --> 00:10:06,246 Yeah. It's kind of like I've gone mad. 232 00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:08,431 Ok. Don't say anything out loud. 233 00:10:08,456 --> 00:10:10,925 Just wave if you can hear me. 234 00:10:12,316 --> 00:10:13,261 Hey. 235 00:10:13,286 --> 00:10:14,644 So does it work both ways, then? 236 00:10:14,669 --> 00:10:16,699 If I say something out loud, can you hear me, as well? 237 00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:18,206 - Yeah. - What do you mean? 238 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,620 Joseph, my office. 239 00:10:23,236 --> 00:10:24,378 What do you want me to do? 240 00:10:24,403 --> 00:10:26,844 No. No. Go for it. This would be a good test. 241 00:10:26,869 --> 00:10:28,251 Are you ok? 242 00:10:29,526 --> 00:10:31,579 Oh. No. Uh, yeah. 243 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:36,661 All right. You got this, buddy. Come on. 244 00:10:37,155 --> 00:10:38,844 If I were to go on Scorpio 245 00:10:38,869 --> 00:10:41,561 and see how much analysis you've completed this morning, 246 00:10:41,586 --> 00:10:43,773 would I be pleased or disappointed? 247 00:10:43,798 --> 00:10:45,632 Say anything but the truth. 248 00:10:46,995 --> 00:10:50,031 I think pleased... for a bit... 249 00:10:50,447 --> 00:10:52,843 and then growing more and more disappointed as you realized 250 00:10:52,868 --> 00:10:54,890 just how much time I'd also spent on Moonpig. 251 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,046 Jesus. 252 00:10:56,195 --> 00:10:58,155 I've honestly run out of things to say. 253 00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:59,381 That makes a change. 254 00:10:59,406 --> 00:11:00,447 That makes a change. 255 00:11:00,472 --> 00:11:01,552 - No. - Excuse me? 256 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,339 Sorry. Nothing. I... 257 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:06,128 This really is your final warning. 258 00:11:06,275 --> 00:11:08,972 I mean it, no more second chances, 259 00:11:08,997 --> 00:11:11,139 no more, "Oh, but Jerry told me to do this," 260 00:11:11,164 --> 00:11:12,888 or, "Jerry told me to do that." 261 00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:14,857 Wait a minute. Can she see the earpiece? 262 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,481 - No. - I give up. 263 00:11:16,506 --> 00:11:18,490 Yeah, but turn your head away just in case. 264 00:11:18,515 --> 00:11:21,954 No, the other way. No, your other... to the right. 265 00:11:21,995 --> 00:11:25,635 No. Actually, turn... go back. Turn around. 266 00:11:25,675 --> 00:11:26,975 Just get out. 267 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,234 Turn around again. No. Go back. Go back. 268 00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:32,500 You know what? Get out of there. Just get out of there. 269 00:11:32,714 --> 00:11:33,882 Get out! 270 00:11:35,235 --> 00:11:37,836 Yeah. This is gonna work great. 271 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:43,158 Ok. Let me see what you're wearing. 272 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:44,965 What do you think? 273 00:11:46,554 --> 00:11:48,434 Did you choose that fabric yourself? 274 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,340 No. Do you think I should pretend that I did? 275 00:11:50,365 --> 00:11:51,512 Definitely not. 276 00:11:51,537 --> 00:11:53,083 Ok, but the stripes help, though, right? 277 00:11:53,108 --> 00:11:54,247 Yeah, absolutely. 278 00:11:54,272 --> 00:11:56,349 You look like a well-dressed barcode. 279 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,865 - Aww. - Yeah. 280 00:11:58,242 --> 00:12:00,827 Right, so here. Take one of these. 281 00:12:00,852 --> 00:12:01,647 - Ok. - Ok. 282 00:12:01,672 --> 00:12:03,140 I'm gonna give you a quick spray. 283 00:12:03,165 --> 00:12:04,311 - Right. - What are you doing? 284 00:12:04,336 --> 00:12:06,319 Close your mouth. It's cologne. 285 00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:08,429 - Oh, sorry. - Yeah. Women love this shit. 286 00:12:08,454 --> 00:12:09,895 - Is that what it is? - All right. 287 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,875 - You're good to go. - Ok. 288 00:12:12,142 --> 00:12:13,461 And can you hear me OK? 289 00:12:13,486 --> 00:12:15,006 Yeah, got one in my wallet. 290 00:12:15,031 --> 00:12:15,936 That's gr... 291 00:12:23,515 --> 00:12:25,354 Ooh! Whoops. 292 00:12:25,395 --> 00:12:26,660 Oh, there we go. 293 00:12:27,688 --> 00:12:29,582 - Hi, hi. - I got a reservation. 294 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:31,988 - It's Joseph Harries. - Yeah. 295 00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:35,629 - Is she here, do you know? - Yeah. She's just over there. 296 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:38,262 Oh, great. Ok. Thanks. 297 00:12:39,755 --> 00:12:43,836 OK, so I might throw in the odd question about her work 298 00:12:43,861 --> 00:12:46,281 to keep it light, but just go with it, OK? 299 00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:48,666 Don't question anything. 300 00:12:48,691 --> 00:12:52,874 Sure. Hey, Charlotte, you look lovely. 301 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:55,010 - Who are you? - It's Joseph. 302 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,591 - I'm kidding. - Oh, God. 303 00:12:56,616 --> 00:12:58,856 - Ha ha ha! - Ah. Ha ha ha! 304 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,926 - Thank you. Ohh... Can I sit down? - Yeah. 305 00:13:02,951 --> 00:13:04,332 Sorry I'm a little bit late. 306 00:13:04,357 --> 00:13:06,223 I was trying to find something nice to wear. 307 00:13:06,248 --> 00:13:07,754 Oh, did you not find anything? 308 00:13:07,779 --> 00:13:09,699 Ha! 309 00:13:10,278 --> 00:13:11,783 Did you not find anything? 310 00:13:11,808 --> 00:13:13,367 Oh. No. 311 00:13:13,755 --> 00:13:16,755 Just because I heard that it's better for eye contact, 312 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:19,068 you wouldn't prefer a slightly smaller seat, would you? 313 00:13:19,593 --> 00:13:20,993 What, like a child seat? 314 00:13:21,018 --> 00:13:22,295 I could do it with a high chair. 315 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,904 - I can see you fine. - You know what? It's fine. 316 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,655 Sorry. You don't have, like, a booster seat, do you? 317 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,201 - Not for adults, no. - Ok. 318 00:13:27,226 --> 00:13:29,288 Could I get another menu, in that case. 319 00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:32,161 - Won't be thick enough. - Can I get some more bread? 320 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:36,354 Ok, so why don't you start by asking her about work? 321 00:13:36,395 --> 00:13:39,434 See what she's working on at the moment... 322 00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:42,350 Eternal Blue, that kind of thing. 323 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:43,896 So what are you working on at the moment, 324 00:13:43,921 --> 00:13:45,662 anything exciting or... 325 00:13:45,687 --> 00:13:47,389 Have you got a 6-pack? 326 00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:49,678 Who, me? 327 00:13:49,716 --> 00:13:52,919 Uh, Yeah. Yes. I mean, you can't see it. 328 00:13:52,944 --> 00:13:54,169 Because of the stripes? 329 00:13:54,194 --> 00:13:55,364 Oh, no. I just mean in general, 330 00:13:55,389 --> 00:13:57,161 you can't really see it, but if you push hard enough, 331 00:13:57,186 --> 00:13:59,115 you can feel roughly where it's meant to be. 332 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,834 Just ask her about work again. 333 00:14:00,859 --> 00:14:02,451 So, I mean, what are you working on? 334 00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:03,835 Right. What can I get you? 335 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,139 Can I get some more bread, please? 336 00:14:05,164 --> 00:14:06,203 Yeah. I'd rather you just order. 337 00:14:06,228 --> 00:14:07,523 We're very busy tonight. 338 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,635 Ok. You know what? 339 00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:11,755 You have to really impress her with what you eat, 340 00:14:11,795 --> 00:14:15,248 so recommend a dish you've tried here before, ok? 341 00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:19,350 Charlotte, that's really nice. 342 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,289 I had that last time I was here. 343 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,656 Apple juice. 344 00:14:22,681 --> 00:14:23,585 What... 345 00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:27,000 Yeah. It's just mind-blowing. 346 00:14:27,025 --> 00:14:28,079 Would you like an apple juice? 347 00:14:28,104 --> 00:14:29,665 Could you come to me last, please? 348 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,212 How big are your meatballs? 349 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,756 Tiny, but you get 3. 350 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,610 Ok. I've got the menu up here. 351 00:14:34,635 --> 00:14:36,666 Just order what I tell you. 352 00:14:37,818 --> 00:14:39,228 I don't like mushrooms. 353 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,846 - What was that? - What was that? 354 00:14:41,675 --> 00:14:43,275 Um, oh, nothing. 355 00:14:43,314 --> 00:14:45,985 I just reminded myself that I really don't like mu... 356 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:49,024 Ok. Tell him you'll start with the mushroom bruschetta. 357 00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:51,383 Can I start with the mushroom bruschetta, please? 358 00:14:51,408 --> 00:14:52,461 You trying to impress me? 359 00:14:52,486 --> 00:14:54,547 I just fancied a bit of a challenge. That's all. 360 00:14:54,572 --> 00:14:56,559 - Is it an allergy? - Yeah. It's quite serious... 361 00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:58,650 Nope. No. Don't say that. It'll make you look weak. 362 00:14:58,675 --> 00:14:59,759 But it's fine. 363 00:14:59,784 --> 00:15:01,798 It's fine. I've got my EpiPen with me, so... 364 00:15:01,823 --> 00:15:03,345 - You know CPR, right? - No. 365 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,730 - And for main? - Um... 366 00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:07,820 The main? The lobster bisque. 367 00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:09,564 - Say again? - And for main? 368 00:15:09,589 --> 00:15:11,719 The lobster bisque. 369 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,504 - The lobster bits. - The what? 370 00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,450 - Bisque! - Thank you. 371 00:15:16,475 --> 00:15:17,995 All right, and for you, madam? 372 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,339 Can I get the mozzarella carottes, 373 00:15:19,364 --> 00:15:21,463 the parmigiana, the salmon salad, 374 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:24,409 some more bread, please, and a bottle of red wine. 375 00:15:24,434 --> 00:15:26,194 - Oh, do you want red wine? - Oh, I'd love red wine. 376 00:15:26,234 --> 00:15:27,915 And two bottles of red wine, then, please. 377 00:15:27,954 --> 00:15:29,915 Oh. 378 00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,329 - Can you... - That's good. Yeah. 379 00:15:31,354 --> 00:15:32,688 Give the menus, thanks. 380 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,471 Ok, so let's shift the conversation 381 00:15:35,496 --> 00:15:38,385 onto... I don't know... how much she knows about the intel 382 00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:41,367 they captured on Eternal Blue today. 383 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,166 - Oh, shit. - What's wrong. 384 00:15:43,191 --> 00:15:44,844 - Do you need the toilet? - Do you need the toilet? 385 00:15:44,869 --> 00:15:46,913 No. It's just, the lady who cleans the office 386 00:15:46,938 --> 00:15:48,117 has just walked in. 387 00:15:48,142 --> 00:15:49,320 Who, Uma? 388 00:15:49,673 --> 00:15:50,509 So? 389 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:53,470 Ok. Just say it's awkward because you used to bang. 390 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,770 Just a little bit awkward that... hey... 391 00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:57,515 just because my boss is trying to clamp down 392 00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:59,115 on cross-divisional relationships, 393 00:15:59,155 --> 00:16:00,755 and, what with you working a GCHQ Bude 394 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,170 and me working that Cheltenham, I just don't want... 395 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,796 Don't worry about it. I used to do improv at uni. It'll be fine. 396 00:16:04,821 --> 00:16:06,300 Oh, here we go. 397 00:16:06,325 --> 00:16:07,884 Hi. How you doing? 398 00:16:07,909 --> 00:16:10,049 I'm good, thank you, much, much better now, 399 00:16:10,074 --> 00:16:11,954 thank you, so, yeah, you all right? 400 00:16:11,995 --> 00:16:14,639 Yeah. Good. 401 00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:22,732 - So this is... - Suri, his sister. 402 00:16:22,765 --> 00:16:23,623 What? 403 00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:27,600 Yeah. This is my... This is my sister. 404 00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:29,631 - Half? - No. 405 00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:33,342 No. No. 100% full sister. 406 00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:35,873 Right. You'd never be able to tell. Ha ha ha! 407 00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,673 No. No. A few people have said that, 408 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,370 I think just because, obviously, you know, 409 00:16:40,395 --> 00:16:42,573 you're quite that much lighter. 410 00:16:42,598 --> 00:16:44,792 Yeah. Yeah. No. 411 00:16:45,111 --> 00:16:49,391 It's just because I'm just very, very frightened. 412 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:53,299 Yeah, because she's just always so frightened. 413 00:16:53,324 --> 00:16:54,738 - Right. - Mm. 414 00:16:55,168 --> 00:16:58,809 - Well, have a good night. - Thank you. You take care. Bye. 415 00:16:59,224 --> 00:17:00,324 See? Ha ha! 416 00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:02,927 Very good, very impressive. 417 00:17:18,895 --> 00:17:21,801 Ok. Listen. You're not getting anywhere with this chick, OK? 418 00:17:21,826 --> 00:17:24,209 You need to ask her more about work. 419 00:17:24,234 --> 00:17:27,338 So what's it like working at GCHQ Bude, then? 420 00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:28,514 I love it. 421 00:17:28,555 --> 00:17:30,635 I mostly just deal with sex trafficking, 422 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,875 but I can do a lot of that from the beach, so... 423 00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:34,474 - Right. - What about you? 424 00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:37,026 Well, gosh, we moved to Cheltenham 425 00:17:37,051 --> 00:17:38,261 shortly after my mum died. 426 00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:41,136 No kidding. Mine, too. How old? 427 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,720 - What, her or me? - No. How old were you? 428 00:17:42,745 --> 00:17:44,370 - 12. - Me, too. 429 00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:46,198 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God. 430 00:17:46,223 --> 00:17:47,253 How did yours die? 431 00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:48,620 Mechanical engineer at B.A., 432 00:17:48,645 --> 00:17:49,966 got sucked into a jet engine. 433 00:17:49,991 --> 00:17:51,808 Oh, Charlotte, I'm so sorry. 434 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,409 Oh, no. It was over really quick. 435 00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,555 She went in faster than the speed of sound, 436 00:17:55,595 --> 00:17:57,595 didn't even have time to scream. 437 00:17:57,837 --> 00:17:58,862 What about yours? 438 00:17:58,887 --> 00:18:01,035 Oh, really boring... bowel cancer. 439 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,300 - Oh, that's not boring. - Really? 440 00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:05,189 - No. - Oh. Ok. 441 00:18:05,934 --> 00:18:08,610 Are you serious? Give me a fucking break. 442 00:18:08,635 --> 00:18:09,715 Get that down you. 443 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,879 Oh, wow. Ha ha ha! Mm. 444 00:18:13,273 --> 00:18:14,953 Everything all right with your food? 445 00:18:15,207 --> 00:18:16,767 It's absolutely delicious. Thank you. 446 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:17,820 You haven't touched it. 447 00:18:17,845 --> 00:18:19,039 I'm just leaving room for dessert. 448 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:20,773 Is it possible to get some more... 449 00:18:20,798 --> 00:18:22,390 bread, please? 450 00:18:22,415 --> 00:18:25,204 Ok. Ok. You know what? Let's try a different approach. 451 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,650 Tell her you're thinking of applying for a job 452 00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:31,244 in analytics at GCHQ Bude. 453 00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:32,950 I can't remember if I mentioned this before. 454 00:18:32,975 --> 00:18:34,650 I'm actually thinking of applying for a job 455 00:18:34,675 --> 00:18:36,595 in analytics at GCHQ Bude. 456 00:18:36,635 --> 00:18:38,314 Because you want to see me again? 457 00:18:38,673 --> 00:18:40,314 Oh, well, I mean, that would be lovely. 458 00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:41,165 Scrap that. 459 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:44,169 All these positions require you to speak Mandarin. 460 00:18:44,194 --> 00:18:46,915 - Can you speak Mandarin? - Eh, comme ci, comme ca. 461 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,355 - Ha ha ha! - You like that? 462 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,555 - Yeah. - Comme ci, comme ca. 463 00:18:51,736 --> 00:18:53,091 Ok. Look. Just ask her 464 00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:55,592 about the digital fingerprint they captured, OK? 465 00:18:55,617 --> 00:18:58,271 Tell her I need it to get a fix on a location. 466 00:18:58,296 --> 00:18:59,967 - I need the toilet. - Why? 467 00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:01,716 Got to come out somewhere. 468 00:19:02,806 --> 00:19:03,709 - Oh. - Ok, buddy. 469 00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:06,771 This is going so bad, you really need to stick 470 00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:08,380 with what I'm telling you to say. 471 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,108 Jerry, I'm not going to ask her a departmental secret. 472 00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:11,280 She might get fired. 473 00:19:11,305 --> 00:19:14,104 Just say it's the only way you'll know if you can trust her. 474 00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:16,850 - I already trust her. - Oh, come on, man! 475 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:17,906 You know how important 476 00:19:17,931 --> 00:19:19,451 all this Eternal Blue shit is to me. 477 00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:20,804 This could be my ticket home. 478 00:19:20,829 --> 00:19:22,531 Oh, is that the only reason you're doing all this? 479 00:19:22,556 --> 00:19:23,882 What do you mean? 480 00:19:25,234 --> 00:19:26,413 I was just ordering dessert. 481 00:19:26,438 --> 00:19:27,679 That guy is... 482 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,769 Someone's locked themselves in the loo, 483 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,355 gonna have to hold it in. 484 00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:33,780 - Oh. - Come on, man. You can do this. 485 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,484 So what brings you to Cheltenham, then? 486 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,330 Is it, like, a work thing? 487 00:19:37,355 --> 00:19:39,281 No, had to see you. 488 00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:41,523 What, that's it? 489 00:19:42,357 --> 00:19:43,896 Why? What's wrong with that? 490 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,602 No. No. That's... No. That's great. 491 00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:48,409 Just, no one's ever travelled that far to see me before. 492 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,754 It's only 3 hours. It's just straight up the M5. 493 00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:53,240 - You don't stop? - No, no. 494 00:19:53,265 --> 00:19:54,991 I got on the M5, I'm like a rocket. 495 00:19:55,016 --> 00:19:57,483 So where are you staying tonight? 496 00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:00,960 Yours. 497 00:20:01,877 --> 00:20:04,238 No. This is going nowhere. 498 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,395 Heh. 499 00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:18,984 What's that noise? Are you eating soup? 500 00:20:19,692 --> 00:20:20,866 Shh. We're kissing. 501 00:20:20,891 --> 00:20:22,273 I know. 502 00:20:22,298 --> 00:20:23,656 I do, too. 503 00:20:24,339 --> 00:20:27,084 See? I told you this would work. Ok. 504 00:20:27,109 --> 00:20:30,530 Now she's onside, ask her to send you the signal analysis. 505 00:20:30,555 --> 00:20:32,015 Did you get a bit of Wrigley? 506 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,234 I don't think it's fully dissolved. 507 00:20:33,259 --> 00:20:34,319 Right. Who wants dessert? 508 00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:35,718 - We've already ordered. - When? 509 00:20:35,743 --> 00:20:37,640 Sorry. Do you mind just giving us one minute? 510 00:20:37,665 --> 00:20:38,960 Thank you. 511 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,585 Ok. 512 00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:44,776 Charlotte, I'm gonna say something right now, 513 00:20:44,801 --> 00:20:46,495 and I'll completely understand if you just want to get up 514 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,449 and leave as a result, but if you don't mind hearing me out, 515 00:20:48,474 --> 00:20:50,495 - that would be... - Great. Go for it. 516 00:20:52,265 --> 00:20:53,561 I'm wearing an earpiece. 517 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,570 What? No. Don't tell her that. 518 00:20:55,595 --> 00:20:57,474 A guy from my department wanted me to try and get 519 00:20:57,514 --> 00:20:59,434 the intel GCHQ Bude captured on Eternal Blue this morning, 520 00:20:59,474 --> 00:21:01,163 but I swear, I didn't know that until now. 521 00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:02,250 He was just meant to be helping me out 522 00:21:02,275 --> 00:21:03,789 because this is my first date in 15 years. 523 00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:05,594 I'm actually still a virgin. 524 00:21:07,078 --> 00:21:08,758 Oh. Can't tell. 525 00:21:08,783 --> 00:21:10,822 - That I'm still a virgin? - You're wearing an earpiece. 526 00:21:11,392 --> 00:21:12,595 Well, I am... 527 00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:17,275 but you're not mad? 528 00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:20,723 Joseph, buddy... buddy, I'm... 529 00:21:23,469 --> 00:21:24,668 Hello? 530 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,816 - Shall we... - Yeah. 531 00:21:31,841 --> 00:21:33,361 I really need some more bread. 532 00:21:33,386 --> 00:21:35,066 - Oh, Yeah. - Yeah. 533 00:21:37,741 --> 00:21:39,335 Sorry, but do you mind 534 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,800 not saying anything to anyone? 535 00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:43,898 We just don't want people at work finding out. 536 00:21:43,923 --> 00:21:46,829 No. That's... understandable. 537 00:21:46,944 --> 00:21:49,290 Thank you. Great. Bye. 538 00:21:51,915 --> 00:21:53,235 You haven't paid! 539 00:21:56,893 --> 00:21:59,015 Ugh. 540 00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,468 Want to grab a beer? 541 00:22:10,624 --> 00:22:12,078 No. 542 00:22:20,727 --> 00:22:25,727 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -