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We have Jerry Bernstein from
the NSA arriving shortly.

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So great to finally meet you.

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- What was your name again?
- Joseph Harries.

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Right. John, do you mind me asking,

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do you have dwarfism in your family?

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Get me a full background check

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on Jerry Bernstein. I
need to see his file.

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You know someone's
actually trying to access

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your file right now.

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Were you disgraced at the NSA

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and forced to take the position here?

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No.

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Motherf... ohh! You have no idea
how lucky you are to have me.

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This is the best thing
that ever happened to me.

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I think we can learn
a lot from each other,

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especially from me.

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Did you vote for Brexit?

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I don't know. Who is that?

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You want to explain to everyone

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how you slept with my wife?

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Is that why you think I'm here?

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The NSA have called your
case back into review.

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I'm here to take you home.

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What it looks like is
you're staging a wedding

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in order to avoid immediate extradition

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to the United States,
where you're highly likely

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to face charges of treason.

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It seems like there are now concerns

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there may be a mole here at GCHQ.

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The f... Hey!

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_

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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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System overload. System overload.

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System overload. System overload.

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System overload. System overload

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System overload.

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No. Understood.

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You, too.

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Fucking hell.

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Have Little Mix split up? Mum?

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I can't remember the exact numbers,

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but there must have been at least

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20, maybe 30 in wheelchairs...

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- Yeah.
- And there were 100 dead.

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Was this the massacre in Kuala Lumpur?

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No. This was my school reunion.

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All of you, boardroom, now.

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The statistics speak for themselves.

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Nearly all terrorists reoffend.

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Suicide bombers rarely reoffend.

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Yeah, but the point is,

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who here can name me a
single white terrorist?

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The Unabomber.

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Ooh, I didn't know he was single.

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Yeah.

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He even got his own Netflix show.

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OK, I'll keep things
brief and to the point.

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As of one minute ago,
we currently have a

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code red situation here at GCHQ.

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Oh, no. The toilet's not working again?

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A presently unknown terrorist group

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has harnessed cyberweapon Eternal Blue

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and is using it to bring down

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Hinkley Point nuclear site.

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Oh, shitting tits.

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Quite. In half an hour,

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we could be looking
at another Chernobyl.

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I just couldn't get through
the first series, to be honest.

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I wouldn't normally say this out loud,

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but given the circumstances, do
you mind shutting the fuck up?

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- Sure.
- What's Eternal Blue?

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- Jerry?
- Right. So, for those of you

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who don't know, Eternal
Blue is a cyberweapon

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designed by the NSA

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that allows malware to spread quicker.

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I headed up the team that developed it.

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Of course, the NSA still
deny the weapon even exists.

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Right. May have developed it.

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How long do we have?

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An irreversible and
catastrophic meltdown

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could begin in as little as 28 minutes.

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I'm not an expert on all this and I'm

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well aware that you told me to

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shut the fuck up earlier, but

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have they tried switching
it off and on again?

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A nuclear reactor?

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- Yeah.
- No.

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All we can do now

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is put obstacles in place

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to try to slow the system failure.

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Hang on. Wait a second.

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OK, so, during the test
phase of Eternal Blue,

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we built in a manual override,

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a coded way that would allow us to

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regain full and complete control

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should the weapon ever
fall into the wrong hands.

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How are you only remembering this now?

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I don't know. Sometimes, my
brain's extraordinary like that.

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Get to the point.

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The point is, it's temperamental.

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One wrong move and it can
only make things worse.

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Can you or can you not
override Eternal Blue?

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I can, but it's password-protected.

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- What's the password?
- That is a great question.

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I think it's something sweet, like, um,

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"donut" or... or "Ding-Dong."

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Jesus.

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Hey, give me a break.

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It was more than 5 years ago.

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Do you remember everything
you were doing in 2016?

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Well, if I wasn't here,

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I was probably campaigning for Brexit.

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Look, if you could
just give me one hour,

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I'm sure I could remember the password.

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In one hour, half of
the southwest of England

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will either be on fire or have cancer.

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I had a friend who died like that.

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"Cheesecake." "Rum baba"?

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No. It is too risky.

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The primary objective has to
be to slow the system failure

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at Hinkley Point. Stick to the protocol.

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Yeah, but if I could just
remember the password...

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And run the risk of destabilizing

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the 4 remaining reactors when
you get it wrong? No thanks.

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Look, Chrissy, you
and I were always gonna

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have a different approach, right?

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- We're like the Williams sisters.
- Yeah.

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Yes, but when the Williams
sisters play tennis,

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half a million lives aren't at stake.

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I don't know. When was the
last time you saw them play?

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Tuva, you're on rootkit analysis.

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Mary, you're on the ciphertext.

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The rest of you, you know the drill.

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Wait. Is this a drill?

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Don't even start.

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That's an order. We have 25 minutes.

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Spotted dick?

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No, that cleared up.

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System overload. System overload.

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System overload.

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Did I miss any call... Evelyn!

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Did I miss any calls?

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Uh, yeah? I can't remember her name.

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I think she said she was
a secretary or something.

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The secretary of state?

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That was it. She said
we needed to prepare

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two versions of the press
release, just in case.

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- Mother of God.
- How bad is it?

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This could result in the biggest loss of

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civilian life on U.K.
soil since World War II.

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Maybe we should get a takeaway tonight.

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Start typing.

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At 10:15 this morning, we intercepted

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a potential cyber threat
to the digital system

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in place at Hinkley Point.

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No. It's just saying, "File not found."

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Joseph, get in here.

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Yeah, two seconds, Jerry.

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How are you getting on?

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- It's really bad.
- Oh, no.

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Everywhere's booked up.

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- What do you mean?
- Trying to get a table

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for me and my dad at
Lumière's this weekend,

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but there's literally nothing.

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Is that all you've done?

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Oh, no, no, no. I tried Paparrito's,

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Grill 49, and the Coconut Tree,
but it's the same everywhere.

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- Joseph!
- Yes, Jerry.

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Rootkit analysis on
the second core reactor.

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Oh, it's endless, isn't it?

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- Sorry. Here I am.
- OK.

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I need your help here. If I were to say

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"2016" to you, what is the first thing

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that comes to mind?

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Uh, Alan Rickman's death.

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I have no idea who that is.

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He was the guy behind the
Nakatomi Plaza attack in 1988.

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OK, look, I just need a way

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of trying to remember what password

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I might have chosen back then.

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It might sound crazy, but have you tried

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aggressive hypnotherapy?

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No, that's too long. It would have been

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a maximum of 10 characters.

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OK, you know what? Let's just quickly,

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just throw some ideas at me.

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See if it triggers anything.

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Um, were there any special
occasions that year?

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Um, no. Oh, actually, there was my 50th,

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and as a gift to Melissa, got Botox.

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- For you?
- No, for her.

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- Oh. Was it nice?
- Not really.

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It was like kissing a hemorrhoid.

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What about a pet name?

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You know what? Back then,

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we actually had several.

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- Um, there was Flaps...
- Yeah.

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- Mr. Mistoffelees...
- Yeah.

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Whiskers.

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And these are for pets?

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No, those were for Melissa.

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Two seconds. Hey.

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Are you kidding?

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How's Bude?

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Yeah? What did you bring in for lunch?

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No, I just got in a
couple of Scotch pancakes,

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a small carton of orange
juice, and some Pom-Bears,

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but I'll probably just
have them as a snack.

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Yeah. Oh, let me just go
somewhere a tiny bit quieter.

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It's so nice to hear from you again.

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Very quick question.

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Obviously if age wasn't an issue,

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have you ever fancied?

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Oh, gosh, no.

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I don't think that's allowed.

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What... oh, no.

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Mary. If I were to say "2016" to you,

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what is the first thing
that springs to mind?

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Alan Rickman's death?

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I gotta Google that guy.

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20 minutes!

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- Where was I? - Including
cardiovascular-related illness

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and birth defects. End of press release.

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Please tell me something positive.

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My tomato plant's doing well.

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I meant about the current crisis.

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At... at least it's Friday.

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Jesus, how did we miss this?

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Well, the thing is, there are just

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so many terrorists these days.

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I mean, I remember
when there were just 3.

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What's the ciphertext showing?

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Sadly, it's looking like

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the second core reactor
may be compromised, too.

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I thought we were meant to be

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buying ourselves some time.

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Who's handling the rootkit analysis?

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- Who's handling the...
- I gave it to Joseph.

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Fucking hell. Where is he? Jerry?

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- Is it a drill?
- Shut up. Where's Joseph?

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I don't know. He took a
call. Have you tried the roof?

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We're not allowed on the roof.

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I know, but I think he found a hole.

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Why the hell aren't you at your desk?

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Sorry, I keep getting the
runs every time I speak.

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Board room. Now.

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Did you remember the password?

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- I did, actually.
- Oh, good. What...

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Yeah, it's g-u-l-l-i-b-l-e.

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- "Gullible."
- Uh-huh.

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Oh, I see what you've done there.

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Don't bother sitting down. Mary,

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tell everyone what you've just told me.

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My tomato plant is doing...

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About the second core reactor.

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Gosh. Sorry. So, it's looking like

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the second core will
be affected as well.

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What? Why wasn't this picked up

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- on the rootkit analysis?
- Joseph?

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No, I agree with Jerry.

261
00:09:54,390 --> 00:09:55,670
No. Where is it?

262
00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:57,310
- Um...
- Seriously, Chris,

263
00:09:57,349 --> 00:10:00,670
if I were to say "2016,"
Alan Rickman aside,

264
00:10:00,709 --> 00:10:02,270
- what is the first...
- No.

265
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,349
Jerry's office.

266
00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:04,749
I left it in Jerry's office.

267
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,349
- Do you want me to go get it?
- No.

268
00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:11,949
you've caused enough
damage today as it is.

269
00:10:11,989 --> 00:10:13,869
- I haven't done anything.
- Exactly.

270
00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:15,030
Too little, too late.

271
00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:16,629
What if we launch our own

272
00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:18,430
cyber attack on Hinkley Point?

273
00:10:18,469 --> 00:10:19,910
- What do you mean?
- If we can overload

274
00:10:19,949 --> 00:10:22,270
their own system, it
might slow everything down,

275
00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:24,270
- even Eternal Blue.
- Good idea.

276
00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,790
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You want to launch

277
00:10:25,829 --> 00:10:28,829
a second cyber attack
on the same nuclear site?

278
00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:31,229
What if you're successful?

279
00:10:37,989 --> 00:10:39,550
Maybe Joseph can give you a hand.

280
00:10:39,589 --> 00:10:41,349
- That'll help.
- That a compliment?

281
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,109
- What do you think?
- No.

282
00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:45,229
You have 15 minutes. Go.

283
00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,989
The team at Hinkley Point
just called to say that

284
00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:55,349
the second blast might
take out GCHQ Bude.

285
00:10:55,390 --> 00:10:57,390
Do you want me to WhatsApp someone?

286
00:10:57,430 --> 00:11:00,190
No. Any outside communication

287
00:11:00,229 --> 00:11:01,869
at this point would go against protocol

288
00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:03,790
and would only cause mass panic.

289
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:06,589
We keep this to ourselves.
Do you understand?

290
00:11:06,629 --> 00:11:08,070
God help us all.

291
00:11:08,109 --> 00:11:09,430
Charlotte.

292
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,790
Might notice something's up

293
00:11:10,829 --> 00:11:14,150
in the next 15 minutes anyway. Mum?

294
00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:21,629
Hey, Charlotte, it's Joseph.

295
00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:24,749
Hey, Charlotte, it's
me. Really bad news.

296
00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,829
Pick up the... pick up the phone.

297
00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:28,629
Charlotte, it's Joseph.
I don't know if you got

298
00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:31,589
my previous message, but you
don't fancy just jumping in a car

299
00:11:31,629 --> 00:11:34,589
and traveling, like,
300, 400 miles northeast?

300
00:11:34,629 --> 00:11:36,190
And if you have any, like,

301
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:40,030
factor uh, 50-something
sun cream, you know, 50+.

302
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:43,349
If you happen to hear a loud bang...

303
00:11:44,510 --> 00:11:46,629
- Joseph!
- Yeah.

304
00:11:52,349 --> 00:11:54,310
Oh, Jerry.

305
00:11:54,349 --> 00:11:55,869
Oh, you look like shit.

306
00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:57,190
No. I just downed the
Pom-Bears too quickly.

307
00:11:57,229 --> 00:11:58,229
- It's fine.
- Calm down.

308
00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,709
I secretly checked out
the new blast radius

309
00:12:00,749 --> 00:12:02,629
and the worst we'll
feel is a little warmth.

310
00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:05,670
Yeah? What about the staff at GCHQ Bude?

311
00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:07,150
I mean, between us, how important

312
00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:08,589
is the work they do there, really?

313
00:12:08,629 --> 00:12:10,070
It's where Charlotte works.

314
00:12:10,109 --> 00:12:11,310
Right.

315
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,150
Uh, you never met in
person, though, right?

316
00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:16,109
- So?
- So, you're not gonna notice

317
00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:17,910
if she looks a little different.

318
00:12:17,949 --> 00:12:19,270
- Come on.
- Oh, my...

319
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:20,629
I was doing some research on that

320
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,709
whole regressive hypnotherapy thing.

321
00:12:22,749 --> 00:12:24,229
How much do you know about it?

322
00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:25,589
Only those two words, really.

323
00:12:25,629 --> 00:12:27,070
OK, well, I think it could really

324
00:12:27,109 --> 00:12:28,709
- help me remember the password.
- OK.

325
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,190
- OK, tell me to relax.
- Relax.

326
00:12:30,229 --> 00:12:31,589
No, no, you gotta whisper it to me.

327
00:12:31,629 --> 00:12:33,190
- Relax.
- OK.

328
00:12:33,229 --> 00:12:34,589
That just sounds like
you're about to violate me.

329
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,910
- Yeah.
- OK, um,

330
00:12:35,949 --> 00:12:38,390
pretend it's 2016. Take me back.

331
00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:39,949
You sure this is gonna work, Jerry?

332
00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:42,390
Of course not, but here, take my hand.

333
00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:45,190
Take... take it. OK.

334
00:12:45,229 --> 00:12:46,910
- Pretend to be Melissa.
- Why?

335
00:12:46,949 --> 00:12:48,709
How good is your American accent?

336
00:12:48,749 --> 00:12:50,310
Really not very good, man.

337
00:12:52,629 --> 00:12:55,670
OK. Um, let's work on the other senses.

338
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,709
Um... ask me what I can smell.

339
00:12:58,749 --> 00:13:00,589
- In 2016?
- Mm-hmm.

340
00:13:00,629 --> 00:13:02,869
Uh... oh. Onions.

341
00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:04,229
Really?

342
00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:06,589
- I'm at a party.
- Right.

343
00:13:06,629 --> 00:13:09,949
Oh, oh, it's hot. My... my arm hurts.

344
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,469
You've been breakdancing again?

345
00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,670
No, no, I'm... I'm at a grill.

346
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,949
I... oh. Oh, I'm flipping burgers.

347
00:13:16,989 --> 00:13:18,510
Oh, this is what you
used to do for a living.

348
00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:21,989
No. No. Um, it's my backyard.

349
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:23,589
It's a barbecue.

350
00:13:23,629 --> 00:13:25,629
OK, so, where's
Melissa? What am I doing?

351
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,629
Oh, she's... she's walking towards me.

352
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,430
It looks like she's been crying.

353
00:13:29,469 --> 00:13:30,869
Maybe it's the onions.

354
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,109
What's up, sweetie? What's wrong?

355
00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:33,390
Is it the Botox?

356
00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,829
What's up, sweetie? Is it the...

357
00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:36,229
Aah! Don't know what to say!

358
00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:37,749
Come on. As Melissa.

359
00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:39,430
I don't know what to say.

360
00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:40,989
Yes, you do, sweetie. You could tell me.

361
00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:42,910
I can't. I can't think of anything.

362
00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:44,510
Yes, you're a good thinker, Melissa.

363
00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,190
I'm not a good thinker, Jerry.

364
00:13:46,229 --> 00:13:47,910
... yell it at me. You're
always... always yelling.

365
00:13:47,949 --> 00:13:50,190
Why do you always play
these games, Jerry?

366
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:53,030
Me? I'm not the one who
plays games, Melissa.

367
00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,390
I'm here manning the grill,

368
00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:55,629
and what are you doing?

369
00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:57,190
Drinking like a fish.

370
00:13:57,229 --> 00:13:59,070
Where's the potato salad, anyway, huh?

371
00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:00,469
Did you even...

372
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,989
Oh, my God. I just remembered.

373
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:06,349
No kidding. What is it?

374
00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:10,070
It's in a notebook taped to
the back of our refrigerator.

375
00:14:10,109 --> 00:14:11,310
Ohh.

376
00:14:12,829 --> 00:14:14,709
Go, go, go, go, go, go.

377
00:14:14,749 --> 00:14:15,989
So, where's the refrigerator?

378
00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,589
It's in the States.

379
00:14:17,629 --> 00:14:18,869
I don't think we can get there in time.

380
00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,270
No, we have to call Melissa.

381
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,749
What's going on?

382
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,790
Tuva, I need you to open
a back door on 192.74.

383
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,229
Do you have the password?

384
00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:28,150
Almost. Close the blinds.

385
00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:30,070
- The blinds.
- Good, good, good, good.

386
00:14:30,109 --> 00:14:31,550
Don't want Chris to see.

387
00:14:32,949 --> 00:14:34,550
What if you were to just get there?

388
00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:36,709
No, no. Eternal Blue is rigged.

389
00:14:36,749 --> 00:14:38,949
If we don't get it right the
first time, we're screwed.

390
00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:41,190
It's like a nose job,
from... from what I hear.

391
00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:44,070
OK, I've opened the back
door to Eternal Blue.

392
00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:46,510
First you need to input
an authorization key.

393
00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:49,390
OK. Don't look.

394
00:14:51,229 --> 00:14:52,989
Oh. Nice to see you again,

395
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,229
you little piece of shit.

396
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,629
You talking to me?

397
00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:57,430
Joseph, go ahead and call Melissa.

398
00:14:57,469 --> 00:14:59,349
I'm blocking the Caller I.D., so,

399
00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:01,989
all you need to do is hit "dial."

400
00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:04,790
What time is it over there?

401
00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:06,310
I have no idea. It keeps changing.

402
00:15:06,349 --> 00:15:07,349
You want me to do the accent again?

403
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:08,589
Absolutely not.

404
00:15:08,629 --> 00:15:10,190
- Who is this?
- Shit.

405
00:15:10,229 --> 00:15:12,709
- Is that Melissa?
- No, it's fucking Clint.

406
00:15:12,749 --> 00:15:14,390
Why did you put her on video?

407
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:15,709
I don't know. I just think I'm having

408
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,270
- one of those days.
- Hello?

409
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,829
Tell him to put Melissa on.

410
00:15:18,869 --> 00:15:20,469
- Oh, hi, Clint.
- No, don't say his name.

411
00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:22,829
Sorry, that was a guess. Could
you put Melissa on, please?

412
00:15:22,869 --> 00:15:24,749
She's just in the bathroom.

413
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,030
Can she call you back? Who is this?

414
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,510
Tell him it's urgent.

415
00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:29,989
There's something wrong with your video.

416
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,349
How long does she usually take, Clint?

417
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,749
Normally, she's super fast.

418
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,310
Hang on. I think she just got out.

419
00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:35,869
See?

420
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:37,550
Is there, like, a disguise I could wear

421
00:15:37,589 --> 00:15:38,989
- just to cover...
- Mary, give him your wig.

422
00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:41,949
- It's not a wig.
- Honey, some British guy's calling you.

423
00:15:41,989 --> 00:15:43,190
I just need another minute.

424
00:15:43,229 --> 00:15:44,550
Sorry, can we just...

425
00:15:44,589 --> 00:15:46,229
can we just do this another time?

426
00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:47,910
Clint.

427
00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:49,150
Jerry.

428
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:50,709
- Clint.
- Jerry.

429
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:52,869
- Clint.
- Jerry.

430
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,989
Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint,
Clint, Clint, bathrobe Clint!

431
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,229
What the fuck do you want?

432
00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:58,349
Melissa.

433
00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,390
Yeah, well, too bad.

434
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:00,670
She chose me.

435
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,949
Just put her on the phone.

436
00:16:01,989 --> 00:16:03,790
It's a national emergency.

437
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,190
- Oh, my God.
- See? Melissa!

438
00:16:06,229 --> 00:16:09,589
Melissa! I need you
to do something for me!

439
00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:11,310
Jesus. Are you fucking kidding me?

440
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:12,989
Well, sorry, buddy.

441
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,749
Someone's gotta be the hero.

442
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:16,589
Let me see it again.

443
00:16:16,629 --> 00:16:18,109
- See...
- Is there definitely a line?

444
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,190
Fuck! Right there. It's a blue line.

445
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,589
I love you so much.

446
00:16:21,629 --> 00:16:24,910
I love you, too. Oh, my God.

447
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:26,989
We're gonna have a baby.

448
00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:30,989
What the fuck's going on?

449
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,709
- No, no, no.
- We're out of time.

450
00:16:32,749 --> 00:16:34,910
- Shut it down.
- No, Jerry, the password.

451
00:16:34,949 --> 00:16:36,150
Shut it down.

452
00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:38,510
Jerry? Is... is that you?

453
00:16:40,629 --> 00:16:42,869
Yeah.

454
00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:45,989
Congratulations.

455
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,270
No, Jerr...

456
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,749
It's CLEMENTINE.

457
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:53,349
The password is CLEMENTINE, all caps.

458
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:54,709
Are you sure?

459
00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:56,190
100%.

460
00:16:56,229 --> 00:16:57,510
Go!

461
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:06,189
It was what we were
gonna call our daughter,

462
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:09,070
but we miscarried, so...

463
00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:10,589
Ahh.

464
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,790
Or I miscarried I think is technically

465
00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:17,629
what you're meant to say nowadays. I...

466
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,710
Well, I didn't know that about you. I...

467
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:24,389
Oh, it's fine. It's fine, you know?

468
00:17:24,429 --> 00:17:25,829
Happens all the time.

469
00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:28,149
I mean, in general, not
just to me, you know?

470
00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:32,790
I'm not running around town,
doling out miscarriages or...

471
00:17:32,829 --> 00:17:35,030
Heh.

472
00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:39,629
It's too bad. I was really
looking forward to being a dad.

473
00:17:39,669 --> 00:17:42,470
Even though it was a girl.

474
00:17:49,149 --> 00:17:51,470
Ohh!

475
00:17:57,629 --> 00:18:01,629
System normalized. System normalized.

476
00:18:04,429 --> 00:18:05,589
Well, if it's any consolation,

477
00:18:05,629 --> 00:18:08,589
she does make a lovely password.

478
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,589
Thanks, buddy.

479
00:18:11,629 --> 00:18:16,470
I do believe
congratulations are in order.

480
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,230
Thanks even.

481
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:19,990
You're welcome.

482
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:23,189
Call Hinkley Point with the good news

483
00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:25,230
and destroy the other press release.

484
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,909
Sure.

485
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:30,829
Which one was that again?

486
00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:33,030
All right.

487
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,869
Any idea how a weapon
designed by the NSA

488
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:39,429
capable of causing such destruction

489
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:42,310
on British soil could
fall into the wrong hands?

490
00:18:42,349 --> 00:18:43,589
Floppy disk?

491
00:18:43,629 --> 00:18:45,270
All I'm saying is

492
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,149
it sounds as though
there might be a leak

493
00:18:47,189 --> 00:18:50,790
that needs plugging on
both sides of the Atlantic.

494
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,829
What?

495
00:18:52,869 --> 00:18:55,750
You still think there might
be a mole working here?

496
00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:57,389
Thing about is moles is
you just have to check

497
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,189
them regularly in
case they change shape,

498
00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:03,230
but if they're hairy,
that's actually a good sign.

499
00:19:08,909 --> 00:19:11,589
Sorry. I zoned out for a second.
What were you just saying?

500
00:19:24,669 --> 00:19:27,589
So where are we going? We got
to do something to celebrate.

501
00:19:27,629 --> 00:19:29,109
Hey. Should we hit a nightclub?

502
00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:30,270
For lunch?

503
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,710
What do you want most?

504
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,349
Ooh. What about Hooters?

505
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,869
- Yeah.
- Ooh. I love their wings.

506
00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:36,189
Yeah. Well, either way, someone's gonna

507
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:38,030
have to carry me home tonight,

508
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,070
you know I what I mean?

509
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:44,990
- Sorry.
- Yeah. Mine usually works.

510
00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:53,750
All right. Let me.

511
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,030
- Hey.
- There you go.

512
00:19:58,070 --> 00:19:59,669
Ha ha ha!

513
00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:02,629
Motherf...

514
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:08,589
No! No! No, no, no!

515
00:20:08,629 --> 00:20:12,149
Goddamn it! Come on, man!

516
00:20:12,189 --> 00:20:14,270
No, no, no, no!

517
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,790
This is bullshit!

518
00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:21,292
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