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This will be fun.

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I've never been
to a bachelorette party before!

3
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Me neither.

4
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It's cool Speckle's sister invited me.

5
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I've only met her once
and I was blackout drunk,

6
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but I guess I made a good impression!

7
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I'm worried she doesn't like me.

8
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Last time we visited for the holidays,

9
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I got carried away
during puzzle night.

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Start with the edges!

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Nobody do anything else
until the edges are finished!

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Can I get a snack?

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No!

14
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No.

15
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Maybe Dottie thinks
I'm an uptight weirdo.

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Well, I'm just happy she invited me.

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As you know, I must accept
every invitation I get.

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Just like a vampire.

19
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Um...

20
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Aren't bachelorette parties
really drinky though?

21
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Will it be awkward if I don't drink?

22
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Well, what if I don't drink either?

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Oh, you don't have to.

24
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I don't even like drinking that much.

25
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I'll be your sober wingwoman!

26
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Aw, okay. And I'll be your
social lubricant.

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I'll lube you up good.

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Yeah? You'll stick with me?

29
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Argh. I get so shy in groups.

30
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And Dottie can be intimidating.

31
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Of course, I've got your back!

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Yo, over here!

33
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? Bad, bad, bad bitch

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Sup, bitches?

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Oh, and I don't mean "bitches"
in a pejorative way.

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I'm reclaiming it,
you stupid whores!

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? Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie

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? Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie ?

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? Tuca & Bertie

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-? Tuca
-? Bertie

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Sync & corrections by dwigt
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42
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Dang, what did you bring?

43
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You know they have stores
in Planteau, right?

44
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I know, I overpacked.

45
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I just like to be prepared
when I travel.

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Oh, me too!

47
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I love that fanny.

48
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I've had this trusty gal for 20 years.

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You're a good ol' girl,
ain'tcha?

50
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Yes, you are! Yes, you are!

51
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What else is in there?

52
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A 20-year-old candy egg

53
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and the best game of MASH ever played.

54
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Check this out.

55
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You're a divorced shark trainer

56
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who lives in a mansion
with 56 children?

57
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Mm-hm.

58
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Hey, girls, I'm Reese.

59
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Dottie's best friend from high school.

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You both excited for this weekend?

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- Eh, yeah!
- Sort of!

62
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Good! 'Cause I've got
a packed itinerary here.

63
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Oh, it's not all partying
and penis hats?

64
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Naw, we be classy bishes.

65
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Tomorrow, I've booked
a charity brunch.

66
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Each brunch you eat buys
a free brunch for a kid

67
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Who can't afford brunch! What?

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Then we'll visit the cultural museum,

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Maybe do a little shopping...

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And then we're gonna get
freakin' drunk.

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Yeah, we are!

72
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Then Sunday's packed,
but if everyone's feeling tired,

73
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we can stay in and do a puzzle!

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Maybe no puzzles.

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- Excuse me.
- Bachelor coming through.

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Watch out!

77
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? Yeah, boy
We gon' keep on rocking ?

78
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Oh, I can't see you.

79
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The bachelors are not allowed
to interact

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with the bachelorettes!

81
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Have a fun weekend, okay?

82
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And if I'm forced to go
to a strip club,

83
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I'll admire the pole dancing
techniques and that is it.

84
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I'll be like, "Nice invert
on that diva dive!

85
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"Here's 20 dollars

86
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"Because I respect your athleticism!"

87
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Pfft, I don't care, just do whatever!

88
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You know, like they say,

89
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"What entertains in Planteau,
remains in Planteau!"

90
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Don't ask why my fiancé insisted

91
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on having his bachelor party
in the same place,

92
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at the same time, as my bachelorette.

93
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Red flag much?

94
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I love you too, sweetie!

95
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Whatever, stalker!

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I'm Lulu.

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- Lotion?
- Uh...

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I'm Lola. Lavender oil?

99
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Yes and yes!

100
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Uh, no, thanks, I'm good!

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"Planteau is an ecological wonder.

102
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"The city has a delicate ecosystem.

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"And the natural vegetation

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"is susceptible to outside infections.

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"Though recent efforts

106
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"have focused on making
the area more hospitable,

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"tourists should still be mindful
of their surroundings.

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"There are lots of poisonous
flora and fauna in Planteau,

109
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"so avoid handling
or ingesting the following..."

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This is a long list!

111
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Wait, when did we get to the hotel?

112
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Twenty minutes ago.

113
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Cheers, skanks!

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- Cheers!
- Yay!

115
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- Woo-hoo!
- Cheers, you wanton strumpets!

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A plague upon thee harlots.

117
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Ah, too much, uh, sorry.

118
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Y'all ready
for that Planteau nightlife?

119
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Aw, yeah!

120
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I've already got my outfit picked out!

121
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It's this one. I'm wearing this.

122
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So, what inspired
this choice of destination?

123
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They say the air is so fresh here,

124
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it gets you wasted twice as fast!

125
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Okay, guys, listen up.

126
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I appreciate you all
coming on this trip.

127
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For real.
You're my inner circle.

128
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You're my bro fam.

129
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And I trust all of you
to be cool, all right?

130
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So this is your last chance to leave

131
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if you can't handle this shizz.

132
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Huh? Handle what shizz?

133
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Why is everyone nodding?
Why am I nodding?

134
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As most of you know,
I've gone deep into debt

135
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paying for this wedding.

136
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The wedding industrial complex

137
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is a beautiful, blood-thirsty succubus

138
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who has dug her sticky wet claws

139
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deep into my throbbing pecs.

140
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So here's the plan.

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Tomorrow, we're gonna go
to the Planteau cultural museum.

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We're gonna get
a cutting from a rare plant

143
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called the "Scarlet Headcup".

144
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I've connected
with a plant smuggler

145
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who will give me big money for it.

146
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Any questions?

147
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Oh, so... No strip club?
Huh. Okay.

148
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Wow, he's so talented.

149
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Do you think he gets benefits?

150
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Do strippers even have unions?

151
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Here, this'll benefit him!

152
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Ah! Hyah! Hyah!

153
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Yeah, Tuca.

154
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Oh, make it rain on that tomato!

155
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Go on, Dottie! Get rocked!

156
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You don't have to
if you don't want to, okay?

157
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It's up to you!

158
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You have agency!

159
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Get that tomato, girl!

160
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Woo!

161
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Argh! Congrats on your engagement!

162
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Woo! Yeah! Take another bite!

163
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Keep eating him!

164
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Eat his whole body and digest him

165
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And then poop him out!

166
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Ooh!

167
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- Sorry.
- I liked it!

168
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Oh, I ordered dirty palomas
for everyone!

169
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Thanks, but Tuca and I
aren't drinking.

170
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Could I get a tomato juice, though?

171
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I'm suddenly craving it like crazy!

172
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Hey, look, I got you a mocktail!

173
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It's pineapple! And pork.

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My favorite!

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Man, this is tough.

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I don't even drink that much normally,

177
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But it's hard to socialize without it.

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- You can drink if you want.
- No way.

179
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I said I'd stay sober. I can do it!

180
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Ladies, let's go check out the roof!

181
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Ooh, this is nice!

182
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Wow, Lola,
I wish we could go swimming.

183
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But, Lulu, we didn't bring suits!

184
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Y'all ever met a pool slut before?

185
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A pool slut will do anything
to get in a pool.

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Anything!

187
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Whoo!

188
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Whoo, normally, I would need
a drink to loosen up here.

189
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- Want a sip?
- Oh, no.

190
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Like I said, "no drinking
for me this weekend!"

191
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Oh! I feel so free!

192
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Oh, I'm comfortable with my body!

193
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I felt nervous
but then Tuca made it okay!

194
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Dottie, girl, get in here!

195
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Nuh-uh, I can't risk
being seen nude in public,

196
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My work would shit.

197
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But, you, biotches, go for it!

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Forward! March!

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Hyah!

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Whoo!

201
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Bertie, why aren't you getting in?

202
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Oh, I prefer to watch.

203
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Not in a pervy way!

204
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I, I just appreciate
the feminine form!

205
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- Nope, that's worse.
- Oh, God.

206
00:08:07,611 --> 00:08:09,800
You ladies need to get out!
Please!

207
00:08:09,825 --> 00:08:12,205
So, Dottie, how's your life been--

208
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You'll never catch me!

209
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Viva pool slut!

210
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Ugh, bachelorettes!

211
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Oh, what was that, Bertie?

212
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How... How's your work goin'--

213
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Ha!

214
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Tuca is such a riot!

215
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Yeah, she is.

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Wait! What?

217
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You didn't mention
we were getting the cutting

218
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from the Mayor of Planteau?

219
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Keep your voice down!

220
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And, yes, I told you,
it's a very special plant.

221
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Wait, I'm sorry, but it's
super weird that he's the mayor,

222
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but he's also just a plant
in a pot at the museum?

223
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Well, this is also the Planteau city hall

224
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if that helps it makes sense.

225
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No. It doesn't!

226
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Come on here, right over here.

227
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Over there.

228
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Ah!

229
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- Oh.
- Hmm.

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Cheers!

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_

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Whoo!

233
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Tuca, come over here
and serve me some moves!

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Coming right up!

235
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Wait, Tuca!

236
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_

237
00:10:07,415 --> 00:10:09,710
_

238
00:10:13,768 --> 00:10:16,480
- Drugs?
- Yogurt-covered almonds.

239
00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:20,039
You all wanna get really crazy?

240
00:10:20,064 --> 00:10:21,063
Drugs?

241
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,888
Chocolate-covered espresso beans.

242
00:10:23,913 --> 00:10:25,029
Oh, shit.

243
00:10:25,054 --> 00:10:26,545
Oh, shit!

244
00:10:31,205 --> 00:10:33,162
Oh, my God, Bertie,
I'm so happy to see you,

245
00:10:33,187 --> 00:10:34,654
Today has been so wild...

246
00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:36,107
Ha ha, shush.

247
00:10:36,132 --> 00:10:39,400
I don't wanna hear about
all your lap dances, party boy!

248
00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:40,690
No, you don't understand,

249
00:10:40,715 --> 00:10:42,583
I'm worried we're in big trouble.

250
00:10:42,668 --> 00:10:43,533
Argh!

251
00:10:43,558 --> 00:10:46,841
What abides in Planteau
resides in Planteau!

252
00:10:54,373 --> 00:10:57,041
Oh, too much bacheloretting.

253
00:10:57,066 --> 00:10:58,866
Whoo...

254
00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:01,760
Oh, my throat is so sore
from "whoo-ing".

255
00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:03,343
Whoo... Can't even.

256
00:11:03,368 --> 00:11:05,101
You girls go hard.

257
00:11:05,126 --> 00:11:08,210
You gotta try this cocktail.

258
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:11,503
It's peeshes and... grass?

259
00:11:11,528 --> 00:11:14,591
No, thanks, Lola. I'm not drinking.

260
00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:18,187
I refuse to buy a new chapstick
until I've used the whole thing.

261
00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:20,214
? You're gonna lose it

262
00:11:20,239 --> 00:11:22,492
Oh, damn, is that a candy egg?

263
00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,470
I haven't seen one of those
since I was a kid!

264
00:11:24,495 --> 00:11:25,561
Yeah, they stopped making them

265
00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,586
because too many kids
were choking on them.

266
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,566
Or not enough kids?
I don't remember.

267
00:11:30,591 --> 00:11:32,724
Well, what else you got
in that fanny?

268
00:11:32,749 --> 00:11:33,725
Check these out.

269
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,816
Twenty-year-old baseball cards,

270
00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:37,041
Some of these guys are hot!

271
00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:39,676
This is my portable spank bank.

272
00:11:41,511 --> 00:11:43,845
What about you, Bertie?
What's in that big bag?

273
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,287
- Oh, well...
- She's got everything in there!

274
00:11:46,312 --> 00:11:48,846
There's a miniature pharmacy,
general store,

275
00:11:48,871 --> 00:11:52,540
Library, ranger's station, obgyn...

276
00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:54,498
Tuca, stop.

277
00:11:54,523 --> 00:11:56,618
I just like to be prepared.

278
00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:58,736
What's this!
Why would you need this?

279
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,443
Well, what if a building
collapses, and I'm trapped,

280
00:12:01,468 --> 00:12:03,668
and the only food I can reach
is in cans?

281
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,024
Bertie, you're so intense.

282
00:12:07,049 --> 00:12:08,915
How did you even get this
on the plane?

283
00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:09,940
I don't know.

284
00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:12,766
I've got a can-do spirit.

285
00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:15,858
Heh heh!

286
00:12:17,568 --> 00:12:20,282
Tuca, come pick a song
on the jukebox!

287
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,570
Okay, but it's gonna be
the worst song.

288
00:12:22,595 --> 00:12:25,063
Eighteen times in a row
'cause that's how I do it!

289
00:12:29,936 --> 00:12:31,293
Ooh, yeah!

290
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,985
Chug it, Bertie! Whoo!

291
00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:34,134
- Oh, yeah!
- Huh?

292
00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:36,101
Whoo-hoohoo!

293
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,256
Whoo-hoohoo!

294
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,192
Ouch!

295
00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:44,459
Okay, wow.

296
00:12:44,484 --> 00:12:46,293
That was freakin' crazy,

297
00:12:46,318 --> 00:12:48,844
But we all got away
and we're all safe.

298
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,403
Uh, the buyer should be
on his way right now.

299
00:12:51,428 --> 00:12:52,648
- Speckle, you got that cutting?
- Yep.

300
00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:54,659
You know, after we do this
plant hand-off,

301
00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:58,353
there's still time to have
some bachelor weekend fun.

302
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,177
I found a brochure

303
00:13:00,202 --> 00:13:02,536
for disco bowling at the airport.

304
00:13:02,561 --> 00:13:04,695
- My dude, the cutting?
- Oh, sure.

305
00:13:07,115 --> 00:13:09,715
Whoa. It's... so pretty.

306
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,072
Wah!

307
00:13:11,127 --> 00:13:12,860
Oh, crap!

308
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,424
You okay, bro?

309
00:13:14,449 --> 00:13:19,365
I'm fine. I feel... a little woozley?

310
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:25,834
Oh, is it jus' me or did it jus'
get extremely okay in here?

311
00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:27,549
Oh, no!

312
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,826
Dude, that's the buyer. Okay.

313
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,385
Uh, just, just sit tight, Speckle.

314
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,553
We're gonna get you some...

315
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,784
like ginkgo biloba or something,
all right?

316
00:13:33,809 --> 00:13:35,208
Hang in there, baby boy.

317
00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:36,689
This is your home.

318
00:13:36,714 --> 00:13:38,760
Uh, hello. It's just right over there.

319
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:39,970
She has to stay.

320
00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:41,194
- Hey, buddy.
- No, no...

321
00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:43,619
Time to, uh... Time to hand over
the plant, okay?

322
00:13:43,644 --> 00:13:45,419
No. You keep away!

323
00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,569
Argh! Bye!

324
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,775
Damn! I'm a bad brother-in-law.

325
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,402
- No, dude, no.
- No. Bro. I am.

326
00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,877
You're a good dude, man.

327
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,140
Hey, where are you going?

328
00:14:02,165 --> 00:14:03,832
I'm just heading back to the hotel.

329
00:14:03,857 --> 00:14:04,854
I got tired.

330
00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:07,594
I'm ready to leave too,
I'll walk with you.

331
00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:13,695
Wow. What a fun night.

332
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,587
Yeah.

333
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,756
Those girls are wild.

334
00:14:17,781 --> 00:14:19,181
Hard to keep up with them.

335
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,102
I'm usually in bed by now.

336
00:14:23,047 --> 00:14:24,580
Did you enjoy your drink?

337
00:14:24,605 --> 00:14:26,380
I just wanted to relax.

338
00:14:26,405 --> 00:14:28,626
- We're on vacation.
- Okay.

339
00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:31,071
It's harder for me, Tuca,
you know that.

340
00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:34,149
I can't just get naked
and jump in a pool like you can.

341
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,060
I never asked you
to stay sober for me!

342
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,752
Well, I wanted to, but--

343
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,355
Why would you lie about it?

344
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:42,091
I don't know!
I... I felt embarrassed, okay!

345
00:14:42,116 --> 00:14:44,958
Look, I told you I was nervous
about what Dottie thinks of me,

346
00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:47,162
And, Tuca, you just left me alone.

347
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,490
Why do you care
what she thinks anyway?

348
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,597
- Ooh!
- Huh!

349
00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:05,737
No. Screw that. Hmm.

350
00:15:05,762 --> 00:15:08,095
- Bertie, don't!
- You don't need to take this!

351
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,319
Bertie, just let it go!

352
00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:11,453
You've been working on that
candy egg for 20 years!

353
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,812
It means nothing to them! And you.

354
00:15:13,837 --> 00:15:17,404
You can't just point guns
at people, it's dangerous!

355
00:15:19,191 --> 00:15:20,323
How dare you!

356
00:15:20,348 --> 00:15:21,597
We're guests in your town

357
00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:25,090
and we've been very respectful
of the native flora!

358
00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:27,115
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

359
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,360
Come on.

360
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,702
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.

361
00:15:37,765 --> 00:15:41,032
Run, Speckle! Run for your life!

362
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:43,152
You should get
the [bleep] outta here!

363
00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:45,478
You guys are bossy.

364
00:15:50,239 --> 00:15:52,239
_

365
00:16:02,142 --> 00:16:04,736
Ooh, get it, Speckle!

366
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:07,195
Kick, kick, kick!

367
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,366
Hey! Let me go!

368
00:16:16,715 --> 00:16:19,848
I no longer smuggle,
I am one with the plants now.

369
00:16:19,873 --> 00:16:21,673
I am but their mulch.

370
00:16:21,698 --> 00:16:23,632
Aw, that's great.

371
00:16:23,657 --> 00:16:25,491
I'm so happy for you!

372
00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:30,031
Hi, I need to cancel a credit card

373
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,322
for Roberta Songthrush.

374
00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:32,932
And they grabbed your fanny pack?

375
00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:34,269
Did they take anything else?

376
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,228
No, Bertie got my stuff back.

377
00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:37,719
They only took her bag.

378
00:16:37,744 --> 00:16:40,078
Did they match either of these?

379
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:42,479
This one is sumac,
this one is poison oak,

380
00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:44,018
And this one is poison ivy.

381
00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:46,288
They have leaves in groups of three.

382
00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:48,580
Um, I'm not sure. It was dark.

383
00:16:48,605 --> 00:16:51,622
Aw, just guess and pick one!
Please?

384
00:16:51,647 --> 00:16:54,356
It's okay, you can just look
at a line-up later

385
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,504
and pick anyone.

386
00:16:55,529 --> 00:16:57,359
Ooh, yay, I love line-ups!

387
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,317
Yay! This is fun!

388
00:16:59,342 --> 00:17:02,151
I got this job
right out of high school!

389
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,150
Thank you for returning my daughter.

390
00:17:12,175 --> 00:17:15,476
You're welcome, Mayor of Planteau.

391
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,300
She has a rich and fecund future

392
00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:19,666
and will do many great things
in Planteau.

393
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,806
I plan to get her a position
on the city council,

394
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:22,896
for starters.

395
00:17:22,921 --> 00:17:23,906
It isn't nepotism.

396
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:26,581
She's just the right plant
for the job.

397
00:17:26,606 --> 00:17:27,613
Oh, okay.

398
00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:29,371
To show you my gratitude,

399
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:32,797
I shall bestow you
with a valuable reward.

400
00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:34,650
Oh, great! I can give it

401
00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:36,998
to Gordon to help him pay
for his wedding.

402
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:37,999
Wah!

403
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,425
Oh, no...

404
00:17:41,654 --> 00:17:43,987
You're welcome! Enjoy!

405
00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:47,857
Shit.

406
00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:50,612
It's a really deep,
hallucinogenic high.

407
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,150
Lasts a long time.

408
00:17:52,175 --> 00:17:54,452
Yeah! I can feel
the brain fingers

409
00:17:54,477 --> 00:17:57,078
scratching the inside
of my skull.

410
00:17:57,864 --> 00:17:58,820
Yes.

411
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,956
Brain fingers will do that.

412
00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:02,847
Ah...

413
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,730
Good morning, everyone!

414
00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:08,820
Here's today's schedule.

415
00:18:08,845 --> 00:18:10,399
First, we've got a fungus tasting,

416
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,249
then if we're quick,
we can catch the lizard races,

417
00:18:12,274 --> 00:18:13,940
followed by pole dancing classes
at two,

418
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,226
an authentic Planteau parade,

419
00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:17,051
and then more bar hopping!

420
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,130
What do you say?

421
00:18:18,155 --> 00:18:21,356
Wow, uh, we, we might
sit some activities out,

422
00:18:21,381 --> 00:18:23,381
We're still worn out from last night.

423
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,173
I'm totally freaked!

424
00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:26,419
I don't feel safe!

425
00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:28,650
Oh, okay. Okay, I hear you,

426
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,408
But how about
we just process all of this

427
00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:31,565
on the way to the tasting?

428
00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,475
'Cause we lose our spot at ten.

429
00:18:33,878 --> 00:18:37,480
You know... I could really use
a chill day.

430
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:40,017
Why don't we just order a pizza
and watch a movie?

431
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,554
Okay. Is that... Is that what
everyone wants?

432
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,089
Okay. 'cause I mean I'll just cancel

433
00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:45,801
all the fungus and the lizards.
I just...

434
00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:48,842
I really worked hard
to make this weekend perfect!

435
00:18:50,134 --> 00:18:51,133
Reese...

436
00:18:51,158 --> 00:18:54,276
Hey, that was one hell
of a schedule you put together.

437
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,035
Air-tight. Gave me
a real spreadsheet boner.

438
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,772
Reese, you must really love Dottie

439
00:18:59,797 --> 00:19:02,528
to put so much work
into planning all of this.

440
00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:04,620
Uh-huh! I really do.

441
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:07,156
I love you back!
You're my best friend.

442
00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:09,759
And nobody could have planned
a better bachey!

443
00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:11,916
Okay, you want pizza and a movie?

444
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:14,563
I'll find the best goddamned
pizza in Planteau.

445
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,988
Thanks, Bertie.

446
00:19:20,127 --> 00:19:22,727
I was born to slay the likes of you.

447
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:26,101
You slay me with those luscious
brown eyes of yours.

448
00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:27,526
- Oh!
- Wonderful.

449
00:19:29,069 --> 00:19:31,972
Oh, hey, my cousin's baby shower
is this Friday,

450
00:19:31,997 --> 00:19:32,996
Wanna be my date?

451
00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:36,475
A vampire must accept
every invitation, so...

452
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,167
Ugh, regrettably, yes.

453
00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:43,148
Are you okay?

454
00:19:43,217 --> 00:19:45,950
- You've been so quiet all day.
- I didn't sleep.

455
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,619
I don't know what happened last night,

456
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,554
I just completely froze!

457
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,956
He could have shot us.

458
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,468
It was really scary.

459
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:54,292
I thought I could deal with anything.

460
00:19:54,317 --> 00:19:56,651
I'm a confident, fearless toucan!

461
00:19:56,676 --> 00:19:58,874
Your reaction was totally normal.

462
00:19:58,899 --> 00:20:00,365
You handled that shit.

463
00:20:00,394 --> 00:20:01,258
Yeah.

464
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,678
I yelled at that guy!

465
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,503
That was so dumb of you.

466
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:05,679
I loved it!

467
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,371
Hey, I'm really sorry I drank, Tuca.

468
00:20:08,403 --> 00:20:09,751
It was shitty of me.

469
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:10,774
That's okay.

470
00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:13,116
I'm sorry I left you alone
when you were feeling nervous.

471
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,180
Sometimes, I forget you feel that way.

472
00:20:15,182 --> 00:20:17,693
Because you're actually
really brave, you know?

473
00:20:17,894 --> 00:20:19,695
Nah.

474
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,792
Eek, careful,
my nails are still wet!

475
00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:30,887
Hey, I finished it. What's the prize?

476
00:20:30,912 --> 00:20:32,574
_

477
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,066
Ugh.

478
00:20:35,422 --> 00:20:37,202
- Hey, you okay?
- Yeah.

479
00:20:37,204 --> 00:20:39,271
I guess I didn't really need
my huge bag.

480
00:20:39,296 --> 00:20:40,962
Good thing I keep an extra passport

481
00:20:40,987 --> 00:20:42,454
Tucked in my underwear at all times!

482
00:20:42,479 --> 00:20:44,955
Okay, so it looks like
that plan didn't work out,

483
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:46,922
But I have another idea.

484
00:20:46,947 --> 00:20:49,510
What if I start printing money?

485
00:20:49,535 --> 00:20:51,701
No, no, no. Check it...

486
00:20:51,726 --> 00:20:54,600
Whoa, Speckle! Overdid it a bit?

487
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,024
Berziee! Berzee.

488
00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:57,582
My sister...

489
00:20:57,607 --> 00:21:00,475
Sheez marrying a crime.
Crime-inal?

490
00:21:00,571 --> 00:21:03,061
He's an animal but does crimes...

491
00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:04,030
Shush.

492
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:07,332
What's applied in Planteau
stays inside of Planteau!

493
00:21:07,357 --> 00:21:08,556
- Let's go, dude!
- Come on!

494
00:21:08,581 --> 00:21:12,517
The Mayor knows everything!

495
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,876
My brother is such a clown.

496
00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:17,770
Hey, I'm so glad you girls
could make it.

497
00:21:17,978 --> 00:21:19,749
I mean, I'm sorry you got robbed,

498
00:21:19,774 --> 00:21:22,108
But I hope you still had fun.

499
00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,526
I'm really glad we came.

500
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:25,255
I know you and Speckle
aren't married,

501
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,534
But it still feels like
you're my cool little sister!

502
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:31,323
Ugh, before Speckle met you,

503
00:21:31,348 --> 00:21:34,436
All his girlfriends
were like super-hot,

504
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,845
Confident, self-actualized,
successful, mean girls.

505
00:21:37,870 --> 00:21:40,035
It sucked.

506
00:21:40,534 --> 00:21:41,805
What?

507
00:22:22,289 --> 00:22:29,789
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