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Except for bets.

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- I swear on my life.
- No.

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Really? That's fine.
That's quite classy, really.

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- Ooh, did you hear about Christopher?
- No.

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He threatened to sue Ms. Atkinson

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'cause she wouldn't let him
charge his phone in class.

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He's always had a real big
dick in him, that Christopher.

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- You can't say that.
- He's a child.

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I'm not saying he actually
has a big penis.

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- Right, okay.
- I'm just saying that, like,

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you know, it's the energy. There's
like a big energy penis around him.

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You still can't say that.

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What?

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- What are you doing here? - What are
you doing here? It's my day today.

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- Fuck.
- Do you ever check the schedule?

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No, no... I mean, I look at calendars
for the pictures, you know?

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Thanks for the murder mystery party,
by the way. It was fun.

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Is that what you were telling me about?

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- Did you really have sex with Tom Kapoor?
- Yeah.

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- Did you really... did you...
- Yeah, yeah, I did.

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- Did you, really, really?
- Have you told everyone? That's great.

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Yes, I have.

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- I did.
- What? No.

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- Honestly...
- We're just very proud of you.

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- It's not a big deal.
- It is.

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It's like fan fiction, but it's real.

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It's like fan non-fiction.

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- Okay, well, I'm not a fan, so...
- Well, it sounds like you were a fan.

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Of his D.

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Yeah, nice.

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Okay, well, all right. I'm going.

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- Where you going? Don't go.
- Tell us more about his penis.

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Fuck you all.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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_

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Hey.

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- Where are the kids?
- It wasn't my day.

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Thank God.
I thought you lost them again.

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Okay, so you do something one time,

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- and it becomes your thing, is that it?
- Yeah, sort of.

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That was character building
for them, to get lost.

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Michael, I'm leaving!

43
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Michael said I could take these home.

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These are dead.

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All these flowers are dead. Grow up.

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Anything for me?

47
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Well, there's a little pizza menu here
you can read.

48
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I love a little pizza menu.

49
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"American Hot."

50
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I never know what they mean by that.

51
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Does that just mean pepperoni?
Why don't they just say pepperoni?

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- Oh, my God.
- But it has jalapeņos on it.

53
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- I guess that's hot.
- Oh, my God!

54
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What?

55
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It's an invite

56
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to a private screening of Tom's film.

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See-through.

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Tom Kapoor!

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Yeah, I put that together
myself, actually.

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It's addressed to me.
What the hell is going on?

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You basically asked him
to go last time you saw him.

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I can't go. I couldn't do that to you.

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- Thank you. That's really...
- Although...

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I might go.

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I would love to go.

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I feel like it'd be rude
not to go, you know,

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like, rude to Tom... Tom Kapoor.

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I can't believe I'm going.

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Such a treat to see you
come full circle there.

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This is, like, the most thoughtful gift

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that anyone has ever given me.

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I got you a calligraphy set
last year, that was cool.

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Well, we're going, obviously.

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- You can go.
- What?

75
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You have to come with me.

76
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- I am not going.
- Why not?

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Because I'm actually attending
a police auction that evening.

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Okay, no, no.

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You're coming with me,
'cause this is perfect.

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Tom obviously wants you to go.

81
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- No, it'd be weird.
- No, it's not.

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Because you know what this is?
You've got the upper hand.

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You're gonna go in there.
You're gonna see Tom Kapoor.

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And you're gonna grab him
by the scruff of the neck

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and say,

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"Who do you think you are?"

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- Yeah, 'cause that wouldn't be weird.
- Right.

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- You're gonna be there.
- Don't be dumb.

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You're gonna be on the red carpet,

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looking sexy as all hell.

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"My God, who is that beautiful lady?"

92
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Even Tom is gonna be like,

93
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"My God, is that Jessie?
She looks insane tonight.

94
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I can't believe how beautiful she is."

95
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Why do we have a fucking cane
in the house?

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I don't know, but you're gonna use it.

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I am not going
to the premiere with a cane.

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So you're going?

99
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I'll think about it.

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Yes! She's going.

101
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- She's going!
- I didn't say that.

102
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- Girl's going to the movies.
- I didn't say that.

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I said I'll think about it.

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I'll think about it.

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What kind of event is it?

106
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Like, how fancy are we talking?

107
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Not crazy fancy, just fancier
than my normal clothes.

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That shouldn't be too hard.

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I don't wanna overdress. I don't...

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- I don't really wanna go at all.
- Yeah, yeah.

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Go into the bedroom and try this on.

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Shoes. You need shoes. What
size feet do you have?

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- I'm not at liberty to say.
- Just tell me.

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I'll write it down
on a piece of paper for you

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and seal it in an envelope, and then you
can open it up at a later day or...

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- Tell me or you're fired.
- You can't do that.

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- Let me see, let me see...
- What are you doing?

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I will report you! What are you doing?

119
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To who? I'm your boss.

120
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- Stop struggling.
- My God, stop it!

121
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- God, st...
- Men's 10 1/2.

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Okay.

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Pretty ungenerous guess there.

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- Actually, I'm more of a men's 8.
- I can't help you with that, though.

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Fine.

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You know,
you need to clean your carpet.

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- Thanks for that, here you go.
- Thank you.

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Those are nice.

129
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What?

130
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Matching underwear.

131
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What?

132
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Yeah.
Okay.

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Very interesting!

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Can you believe these were free?

135
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Who are all these for?

136
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I told the guy at the bar that two
of them were for our boyfriends.

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Fucking idiot!

138
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We look fucking ridiculous.

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I'm dressed like I'm 30 years old.

140
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- You're 28.
- A young 28, thank you.

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And I love this.

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This is delicious to me now...
what are you turning me into?

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There he is!

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Tom!

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- Tom!
- My God.

146
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- Shut the fuck up.
- Tom, it's Kate!

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- Hey.
- Hi!

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God, you smell nice.

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Didn't know if you guys would make it.

150
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Of course! Wouldn't miss it.

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It's good to see you.

152
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And to you.

153
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Sorry. Kate, Jessie, this is Sophie.

154
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Hi. Lovely to meet you.

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- You're in the film.
- Someone's done their research.

156
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Thank you, yeah.

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- How are you?
- I'm good, yeah, yeah.

158
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Can I just say I love your hair?

159
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Thank you so much.

160
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It's so fluffy. I just wanna touch it.

161
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But then I'd have to kill you.

162
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You're so funny.
Are you part of Tom's team?

163
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- No. - No, no, no.
- I wish.

164
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We are Tom's parole officers.

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She's joking.

166
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He would say that.

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Sorry, I might just need
to get you two to go in now

168
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- if that's okay.
- Of course. Exciting.

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- Yeah.
- We better be off.

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- See you after.
- Absolutely.

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- Nice to meet you both.
- Yeah, you too.

172
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- Yeah, they're definitely fucking.
- Yeah, just a bit.

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You know I can't make that jump!

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Lexi, look at me. You got this.

175
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I'm gonna count to three.

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One, two, three!

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My God. I did it.

178
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Actors are always
touchy-feely, though, aren't they?

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- What?
- They're always, you know,

180
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hugging and being over the top.

181
00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,094
When an actor greets another actor,

182
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it's as if one of them's
been cleared of cancer.

183
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Could you shut up?

184
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I guess the gods must be crazy.

185
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Have you forgotten something?

186
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We are the gods.

187
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Artie, to your left!

188
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What are you doing?

189
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What?

190
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You're distracting me.

191
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Not so fast!

192
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- This film is not good.
- Stop it.

193
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You take him back.
I'll lead the others...

194
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What are you looking at?

195
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Nothing.

196
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Apart from this terrible bit
of filmmaking.

197
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Go! Just go!

198
00:08:54,385 --> 00:08:56,432
We look so fit, though.

199
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,385
That's bad.

200
00:09:08,626 --> 00:09:10,539
You just don't get it, do you?

201
00:09:10,945 --> 00:09:12,172
- Lexi.
- It's too late.

202
00:09:12,198 --> 00:09:13,672
I'm not leaving you behind.

203
00:09:13,703 --> 00:09:15,146
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

204
00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:16,480
But it's almost finished!

205
00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,360
If we don't get the key to Olympus,

206
00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,523
this city will be underwater
in the next 24 hours.

207
00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:23,719
You know what you have to do.

208
00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,710
Mate, you've gotta get that key.

209
00:09:42,175 --> 00:09:44,745
Going to hell. You're going to hell.
Sorry!

210
00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,305
Hello.

211
00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:51,102
Hi.

212
00:09:51,337 --> 00:09:54,094
- You shouldn't really be in here.
- Neither should you.

213
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I was actually just
coming in to check that

214
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no one was in here
that shouldn't be here, so...

215
00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,880
This film sucks.
None of it makes sense.

216
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:05,225
Why would you need a key
to get into Olympus?

217
00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:06,840
It's a mountain.

218
00:10:06,865 --> 00:10:08,563
Creative license.

219
00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:14,342
You should just leave if you're
not having fun. Like, you're a...

220
00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:17,678
you're a star.
That's what stars do, right?

221
00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:20,608
I've got to go to
the stupid after-party later.

222
00:10:20,752 --> 00:10:21,990
Right.

223
00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,947
Well, maybe just go for a walk,
or...

224
00:10:28,267 --> 00:10:30,345
you know, get some steam off.

225
00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,454
- I might go to my hotel room.
- Great.

226
00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,720
Chill out.

227
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,689
- End it all.
- That sounds great.

228
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,000
Let's do that. Yeah?

229
00:10:38,026 --> 00:10:39,720
- Fine.
- Come on.

230
00:10:48,301 --> 00:10:51,360
So do people just give you
free shit all the time?

231
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,059
- Yeah, I guess.
- My gosh.

232
00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:00,143
That... okay. Keeps going.

233
00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:04,555
What?

234
00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:12,506
- Can I have one of these?
- Sure.

235
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,480
My gosh. So good.

236
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,945
I can't go back down there.

237
00:11:22,192 --> 00:11:24,721
- That was awful.
- Wasn't awful.

238
00:11:24,747 --> 00:11:26,291
Wasn't great.

239
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,562
- Wasn't great.
- I knew it, you hated it.

240
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,869
Surely you must be used to this. You've
been in so many movies that are like...

241
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,143
- You were about to say "terrible."
- No.

242
00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:38,244
- Yes, you were.
- No, no, no. No.

243
00:11:38,746 --> 00:11:40,466
You don't know what I was gonna say.

244
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,979
You don't know.

245
00:11:42,865 --> 00:11:44,337
God.

246
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,994
Am I a bad actor?

247
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,486
No. No.

248
00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,195
Good actors can be
in bad movies sometimes.

249
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,911
Yeah, well, I can't recover from this.

250
00:12:02,937 --> 00:12:04,480
This is the end of my career.

251
00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:06,481
Well, at least you're taking
it incredibly well.

252
00:12:06,507 --> 00:12:08,664
I'll have to work at the supermarket.

253
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,421
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.
I love the supermarket.

254
00:12:11,537 --> 00:12:14,057
Very interesting
seeing this side of you.

255
00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:17,078
- What side?
- Your little bitch side.

256
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,002
- You think I'm pathetic.
- Yeah.

257
00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:22,390
But thankfully, that's one
of my biggest turn-ons.

258
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:24,760
Shut up.

259
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,375
I'm not kidding. I... I love them.

260
00:12:26,401 --> 00:12:28,214
I wish there were
pathetic men calendars

261
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,586
instead of sexy firemen ones.

262
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,661
Like, February's just a man
who's been made redundant,

263
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,240
and September's a single dad

264
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,990
who can't talk to his daughter
about periods, or, you know.

265
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,179
So you're saying this turns you on?

266
00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:42,326
No.

267
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,334
I don't find it attractive
because you're not pathetic.

268
00:12:47,412 --> 00:12:48,814
You're a movie star.

269
00:12:49,037 --> 00:12:52,730
Get over it, 'cause it's fun.

270
00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:56,435
You get sent free macarons.

271
00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:59,100
- I hate macarons.
- Come on.

272
00:13:05,221 --> 00:13:07,419
Turn that frown upside down.

273
00:13:08,683 --> 00:13:10,320
Come on.

274
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,863
Okay, fine.

275
00:13:39,048 --> 00:13:41,451
- Is this okay?
- Yeah.

276
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,444
Thank you

277
00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:46,082
for asking. It's great.

278
00:13:46,108 --> 00:13:47,561
Okay, good.

279
00:13:50,202 --> 00:13:52,760
I hate to do this,
but I need to pee.

280
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,325
Yeah.

281
00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:56,294
I really, I do need to pee.

282
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,880
- I'm so sorry. Yeah.
- Okay.

283
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,830
I will... can you just wait?

284
00:13:59,856 --> 00:14:02,720
You wait there just... just one second.

285
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,821
- And you just wait here.
- I'll just wait here.

286
00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:05,785
Yeah...

287
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,200
Yeah.

288
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,031
Come on, come on!

289
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,600
Focus up, focus up. Okay.

290
00:14:28,895 --> 00:14:30,122
Yeah.

291
00:14:37,451 --> 00:14:38,825
Okay.

292
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:41,091
You're doing this. Okay?

293
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,122
You're doing it. It's happening.

294
00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:49,883
Well, well, well.

295
00:14:50,632 --> 00:14:52,383
Thought you'd be here.

296
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:55,974
I just came up to change.

297
00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:58,127
Well, I can do that for you.

298
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,203
We should probably
head back down there.

299
00:15:07,229 --> 00:15:09,784
No way. I've done my time.

300
00:15:10,347 --> 00:15:12,320
They're all little weirdos down there.

301
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,979
I had to shake
their little clammy hands.

302
00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:17,364
Well, I'm going.

303
00:15:17,819 --> 00:15:19,566
Well, I'm staying.

304
00:15:19,925 --> 00:15:22,222
I'll be waiting for you
when you get back, though.

305
00:15:22,396 --> 00:15:23,971
Lover.

306
00:15:24,659 --> 00:15:26,448
Okay, well...

307
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,360
I guess we're staying here,
then, Sophie.

308
00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:33,157
Okay.

309
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:41,068
I'm just gonna pee.

310
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,834
What's going on?

311
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:52,412
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

312
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,264
What are you doing? What...

313
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,894
- You can't leave me in here!
- It won't be long, I promise.

314
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,972
Just give me five minutes.
Five minutes.

315
00:16:04,105 --> 00:16:06,097
I'm getting room service.

316
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,556
- What do you want?
- Cheeseburger!

317
00:16:08,582 --> 00:16:11,574
- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Five minutes.

318
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,000
- No, no, no.
- Please, please.

319
00:16:13,026 --> 00:16:14,860
- No, no, no.
- Trust me, okay?

320
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:17,074
- Fuck you.
- Five minutes.

321
00:16:53,091 --> 00:16:54,465
Sophie?

322
00:17:34,882 --> 00:17:36,085
Jessie.

323
00:17:36,392 --> 00:17:37,757
Jessie.

324
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,320
I don't know what to say.

325
00:17:40,346 --> 00:17:41,583
- I'm so sorry.
- It's fine, it's fine.

326
00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:43,231
I didn't know she was
coming up to the room.

327
00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:45,166
Yeah, you must have had
an inkling though, right? I mean...

328
00:17:45,192 --> 00:17:46,177
No, hey.

329
00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:49,271
- It's not a thing with Sophie.
- Right, yeah.

330
00:17:49,297 --> 00:17:51,320
Definitely sounded like
a thing, I'm gonna say.

331
00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:53,000
And also, I feel like
you wouldn't have locked me

332
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,028
in your bathroom for three fucking
hours if it wasn't a thing.

333
00:17:56,054 --> 00:17:58,458
- It wasn't technically locked.
- You're gonna go there?

334
00:17:58,484 --> 00:18:00,903
- Is that your final answer?
- Okay, that was a stupid thing to say.

335
00:18:00,929 --> 00:18:02,981
- Look, I understand why you're upset.
- Thank you.

336
00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:05,052
But you're the one
who wanted to come up.

337
00:18:08,159 --> 00:18:10,720
- Excuse me?
- You kissed me.

338
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,000
As a joke, obvious...

339
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,000
Also, you didn't stop me
from doing that.

340
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,617
You definitely didn't tell me

341
00:18:16,643 --> 00:18:18,672
- you were seeing someone.
- You're seeing Dan.

342
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,898
- Joe told me you're seeing Dan.
- I'm not seeing Dan.

343
00:18:20,924 --> 00:18:22,200
And I don't know when you're
talking to Joe about...

344
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,135
- Why would you kiss me as a joke?
- Because it is. It's a joke, obvi...

345
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,640
This whole thing is fucked.

346
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,422
- You must know what I'm talking about.
- Tell me.

347
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:31,094
Well, when people see us together,

348
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,952
it's fucking ridiculous.

349
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,758
It's like one of those weird
animal friendship shows

350
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:36,440
where you see a Labrador
and a hedgehog who are friends,

351
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,134
and everyone's like, "That's not right,

352
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,654
that's weird, but okay,
if it works for them, great."

353
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,030
- Yeah, people don't think that.
- Obviously you would say that.

354
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,936
- You're the fucking Labrador!
- I'm not...

355
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:48,293
You are genuinely the most
stressful person I've ever met.

356
00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:50,067
I've no idea why you do anything, ever.

357
00:18:50,093 --> 00:18:53,000
Me neither, to be honest.
I have no idea why I came here tonight.

358
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,800
I feel... I feel so embarrassed.

359
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,030
Fuck!

360
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,890
I just...

361
00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:01,854
I like you.

362
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,663
And you make it really
fucking difficult to say it.

363
00:19:05,494 --> 00:19:07,069
You don't. You don't.

364
00:19:07,095 --> 00:19:10,210
I know it feels cool to say
that you do, but you don't.

365
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,874
- Yeah, none of this feels cool.
- So you know what? I don't wanna mess things up

366
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,038
between you and Sophie because... my God.

367
00:19:15,064 --> 00:19:18,240
The chemistry between you two
in that piece of shit film

368
00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:20,960
I just had to sit through...
off the charts.

369
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,200
You guys
are made for each other.

370
00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:26,075
You are both attractive,
horrible people.

371
00:19:26,101 --> 00:19:27,452
You're pathetic.

372
00:19:27,723 --> 00:19:29,421
You're an actor.

373
00:19:30,351 --> 00:19:31,749
What does that mean?

374
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,148
It means you're boring,

375
00:19:35,477 --> 00:19:37,597
and I can't make you interesting.

376
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,124
- Fuck you.
- Good night.

377
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:11,060
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