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Sorry I'm late, but I got
here as soon as I wanted to.

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Karen, now that I'm working here,

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I think we need to have a little chat

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about getting here on time.

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You know, I spent half the morning

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trying to track down Rosario.

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I don't know where she went.

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She never takes a day off
unless it's Christmas

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or "maids eat free" day at Applebee's.

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Can't you just phone the vet
and have them track her chip?

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Not if she's outside the perimeter.

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- I was kidding.
- Maybe she's tired.

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When was the last time
she had a vacation?

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She just took a vacation.
She went to the wine country.

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You made her pick grapes.

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Oops.

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Here she is.

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Okay, Rosie, you've got some
nerve, not showing up for work.

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You better be in the hospital.

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Uh-huh.

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Mm-hmm.

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That's a good excuse.

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She's in the hospital.

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It was a heart attack.

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Looks like she'll pull through it.

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Jack's in with her now.

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Ugh, what a relief.

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You wanna know what's a little weird?

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My chest is feeling tight.

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I'm feeling pain in my right arm.

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If you were having a heart attack,

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you'd feel pain in your left arm.

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Ow!

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Maybe don't make this about you.

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You really want those
to be the last words

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you ever say to me?

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What...

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- Oh, cool, we got the place.
- What are you talking about?

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I took over the lease
of the office next to you.

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- We just doubled our space.
- You signed a lease?

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Yeah, hey, want to go down
to the cafeteria

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and sneak frozen yogurt out
in pill cups?

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That's a little surprising to me.

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That is? I've seen you eat
an entire rotisserie chicken

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standing in the check-out line.

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No, that you signed a lease
without talking to me.

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Why? We agreed we needed more space,

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and I had to move fast.

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He'll figure it out.

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Oh, it's after 10:00. It's after 10:00.

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It's after 10:00.

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Can someone please
give Rosario her jello?

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All she had to do was hold out
until 10:00 for her jello!

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Please give Rosario her jello!

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Oh, thank you.

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She said I could have her jello.

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Why do I feel like
you're not happy about this?

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Because I'm not.
You really should have asked me

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before signing anything.

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Asked you? I'm the business half.

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Will, we're in the hospital for Rosario.

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We are not doing this now.

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You really should have asked.

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Look what I got for Rosie.

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"It's a girl"?

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They were out of "It's a maid."

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It's the thoughtlessness that counts.

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I do hope the poor dear is okay.

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Who asked you, Riverdance?

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Put these in water.

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She's just a little worried.

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There's nothing to worry about.

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Interesting fact:

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Rosario and I were once
husband and wife.

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I loved her as much as a gay man

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forced to marry a woman
to get a green card could.

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You know what? I've already decided,

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when we get out of here,

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I'm gonna throw her a quinceañera.

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You know, she never had one.

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Don't they do that at 15?

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Or are you counting in maid years?

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I think in her culture, they
wait until after menopause,

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to mark the moment
a woman becomes a man.

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Mrs. Walker, can I speak
to you for a moment?

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No, I'm good.

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I'm afraid I have some bad news.

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Oh, no.

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There were
some unexpected complications,

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and I'm very sorry to tell you
that Rosario is gone.

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Gone? Where'd she go this time?

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Underground maids' fight club
that I don't know about?

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Karen, I don't think you understand...

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I understand, Grace.

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Wow, look at this.

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It's a really lovely chapel.

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Maybe you could lease it
and not tell me about it.

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Okay, we need to talk.

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This is Rosario's funeral.
It's so petty to bring it up.

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- But you're wrong and I'm not.
- Hey...

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How are you doing? Do you need anything?

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Why does everyone keep asking me that?

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I have been on my own
since I was nine months old.

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I breastfed myself.

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I need nothing.

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It's just something people say.

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I think it's great

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you still threw Rosie a quinceañera.

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Well, her mother was a monster.

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She never gave her one.

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Can you imagine anyone being that mean?

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Jack, what the hell are you doing?

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I said I wanted the photo of
Rosie from the Christmas party.

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Sorry, I thought this one
screamed Ro-ho-ho!

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What? No.

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That's Rosie at the Easter egg hunt.

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That's Rosie at Burning Man!

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That's better.

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She loved that picture.

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It makes a world
of difference, doesn't it?

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She has been beating the crap out of me

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for two straight days.

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I don't know how to be around her.

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I'm more confused than
Britney on stage in Vegas.

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So is this Karen sad?

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Well, I guess it makes sense.

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You know, grieving comes in stages.

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She was in anger and now
she's probably moving on...

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Jack, where the hell are
those books of magic spells?

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Crap, I forgot to put out the Bibles.

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Hello, Mother.

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Lorraine Finster.

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You have got to be out of your mind,

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showing your faces here.

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Well, I heard as soon as I came.

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Oh, I remember you two.
Hello, Bill, hello, Patty.

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I wouldn't dream of not being here.

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I mean, you married my father.
I slept with your husband.

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That makes us family.

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So sorry for our loss.

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What do you want, Lorraine?

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You're not getting anywhere
near Stanley,

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you're not stealing the jewelry
off of Rosario,

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and we are not having a threeway again.

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Do you know how humiliating
it was for me

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to have to finish myself off
in front of your father?

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So turn around and Brexit!

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Mothers and daughters, eh?

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Always that lingering tension.

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Listen, love, I know no one
could ever replace Maria.

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- Rosario.
- Yeah, that's what I said.

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Oh, come on, how about a little
hug for old time's sake?

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Sure, honey.

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Well, I'll leave you to it.

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Yeah, I knew she took 'em.

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But at the end of the day,
aren't we all whores,

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just looking for a dirty pole
to take our last ride on?

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And, look, Rosie, I'm wearing
the pin you gave me.

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I know Karen told you that

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I thought it looked like a blood clot...

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But honestly, the only reason
why I haven't worn it

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is because I misplace it...

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Oh, my God, I'm lying to a corpse.

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You're making a pentagram.

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Why don't you do it right
and not tell me about it?

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Okay, look, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have signed

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the lease without talking to you.

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You want me to get us out of it?

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No, it's good, but thank you

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for understanding how I'm feeling.

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We're partners. You know, from now on,

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I'll run everything by you,
you run everything by me.

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Well, I don't know if I need
to run everything by you.

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What does that mean?

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I mean, if we're being honest,

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you do work for me.

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I work for you? I work with you.

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We can't talk about this here.

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With, for, what's the difference?

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- But it's for.
- It's with!

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And we're absolutely not
talking about this here.

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- And it's with.
- For.

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- With.
- For!

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My mint just flew into the coffin.

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- That's horrible.
- No, it's okay.

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I have a couple of loose ones
in my purse.

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Father Closet Case wants to start.

189
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I cannot sit next to Karen, okay?

190
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It has to go Will, Grace, Karen...

191
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No, wait, no, that's not...
that's not right.

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It has to go... it has to go
Grace, Karen, Jack, Will...

193
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No, wait, um...

194
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No, no, it has to go Will, Gra...

195
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Oh, my God, there's no mathematical way

196
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not to sit next to her!

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Jack, Jack, I know it's hard,

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but we only have one job,

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and it's to make sure that
Karen gets through this day.

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The only thing that matters is Karen.

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Okay, you're right.
It's all about Karen.

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- Just one problem.
- What's that?

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Karen isn't here.

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According to Find a Friend,
she's at the bar next door.

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Nice detective work.

206
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,660
You put the Nancy in Nancy Drew.

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I'll go talk to her.

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I know what she's going through.

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Don't make it about you.

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- I don't do that.
- Yes, you do.

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00:10:50,729 --> 00:10:52,225
I don't even know where
you get that from.

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00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,828
You sat shiva for Jerry Lewis.

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00:10:54,932 --> 00:10:58,231
He was very important
to my family, Will.

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We named our dog Lady
just so we could go "Lady!"

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00:11:04,781 --> 00:11:06,783
Ahh, Smitty.

216
00:11:09,065 --> 00:11:11,603
Am I ever going to smile again?

217
00:11:11,707 --> 00:11:17,128
Mrs. Walker, my hearing
isn't what it used to be.

218
00:11:17,232 --> 00:11:21,572
I was robbed at gunpoint, and a bullet,

219
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it grazed my brain
and I'm almost entirely deaf.

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Oh, Smitty!

221
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You always know just what to say.

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Just so you know, the service started.

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00:11:48,621 --> 00:11:51,569
Karen, I get what you're going through.

224
00:11:51,983 --> 00:11:55,323
When my mother died, I was a wreck.

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On the day of her funeral,
my sister had to dress me.

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I couldn't even do my own blowout.

227
00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:06,813
And I really wanted pretty hair
for my mom, you know?

228
00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,935
But I made it.

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And everyone said how brave I was.

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And how pretty I looked.

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And everyone said
how proud they were of me.

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And I was proud of me, too.

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But it doesn't change how much it hurts.

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I was her favorite.

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Oh, my God, she must miss me so much.

236
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Your sisters must really hate you.

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I was the light of her life!

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And sometimes,

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after a night of gentle
heterosexual lovemaking...

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00:13:03,247 --> 00:13:05,310
Where I was on top...

241
00:13:16,459 --> 00:13:20,558
Rosie and I would do other
normal couple things.

242
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You know, like get into a fight at Ikea,

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or shoot and skin a deer.

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Or argue about how much time
I'd spend in my man cave...

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Which I always thought meant
something else.

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Recently we had begun to talk
about starting a family.

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And now, I think it's time to hear from

248
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a very special woman in Rosie's life,

249
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someone who was much more than
just her boss. Ladies...

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She's not here.

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Stretch.

252
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:12,846
Karen's not coming.

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- You made it about yourself?
- My mom just died, Will!

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00:14:16,713 --> 00:14:19,091
- Jack, you're up.
- No, no, I can't, I can't.

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00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:20,812
I can't be around her
when she's grieving.

256
00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:22,374
- It scares me.
- You just told a church

257
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:24,536
full of Catholics that you and Rosie

258
00:14:24,641 --> 00:14:27,298
remained pure until
you presented your flower

259
00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:29,686
to each other on your wedding night.

260
00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,422
- You can do anything.
- Okay, okay.

261
00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:34,107
I'll try, I'll try.

262
00:14:35,089 --> 00:14:36,609
There's another way to do this.

263
00:14:38,053 --> 00:14:39,612
Lizzie, Ricky...

264
00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:46,035
We steal her car, we buy an 8-ball,

265
00:14:46,139 --> 00:14:50,423
we head to Atlantic City,
and whatever happens, happens.

266
00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:55,878
I think it's what the dead maid
would have wanted.

267
00:14:56,789 --> 00:14:58,887
Oh, my God, we're wearing the same pin.

268
00:14:58,991 --> 00:15:00,466
You have good taste.

269
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,217
- Hey, Kare...
- Don't touch me.

270
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:13,180
Yes, sir, sorry.

271
00:15:13,284 --> 00:15:14,460
Um...

272
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,342
We were wondering...

273
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:18,745
- The whispering is irritating.
- Sure, yeah, sorry.

274
00:15:18,929 --> 00:15:20,706
I really think...

275
00:15:20,811 --> 00:15:23,031
Well, you don't have to
scream at me... I'm in mourning.

276
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,831
I-I just want to help.

277
00:15:25,935 --> 00:15:28,393
Really? You want to help?

278
00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:30,996
I do. More than anything, Kare.

279
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,717
Then sing something for me.

280
00:15:32,821 --> 00:15:34,238
Oh, I don't know that
this is the place...

281
00:15:34,263 --> 00:15:35,501
You sing!

282
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,322
? Because I'm happy ?

283
00:15:38,426 --> 00:15:40,004
? Clap along if you feel ?

284
00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:42,006
? Like a room without a roof ?

285
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,527
? Because I'm happy
clap along if you feel like ?

286
00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:46,289
Now add some moves.
Do The Electric Slide.

287
00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:47,811
? That's what you want to do ?

288
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:48,971
? Because I'm happy clap along ?

289
00:15:49,075 --> 00:15:50,453
Do "Ease on Down the Road."

290
00:15:50,557 --> 00:15:51,734
- What?
- "Ease on Down the Road!"

291
00:15:51,838 --> 00:15:53,135
? Because I'm happy ?

292
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,617
? Clap along if you feel like ?

293
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:55,618
? That's what you want to do ?

294
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:56,858
Do "Thriller."

295
00:15:56,963 --> 00:15:58,260
? Because I'm happy ?

296
00:15:58,364 --> 00:15:59,661
? Clap along if you feel like ?

297
00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:01,223
? That's what you want to do ?

298
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,144
? Because I'm happy clap along ?

299
00:16:03,249 --> 00:16:05,827
? If you feel like
that's what you want to do ?

300
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:09,534
? Because I'm happy
clap along if you feel like ?

301
00:16:10,975 --> 00:16:12,152
Queridos, amigos.

302
00:16:12,257 --> 00:16:13,793
So, if I work for you,

303
00:16:13,898 --> 00:16:15,675
do I have to run every contract by you?

304
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:17,116
It is so inappropriate for us to...

305
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,839
We are way past inappropriate.

306
00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:20,760
You do not ask a priest to top you up

307
00:16:20,864 --> 00:16:22,477
on the blood of Christ.

308
00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:25,924
What took him so long?

309
00:16:26,108 --> 00:16:27,846
And why is there only one server?

310
00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:30,431
He's not a server. He's the priest!

311
00:16:30,993 --> 00:16:33,331
Anyway, I'm used to
my business being only me.

312
00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:35,173
Yeah, I get it. It's yours.

313
00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:36,893
You might have mentioned that
before I quit my job

314
00:16:36,918 --> 00:16:39,136
and changed my entire life for you.

315
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,417
How'd it go?

316
00:16:40,522 --> 00:16:41,938
I've never been so humiliated

317
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,044
without specifically asking for it.

318
00:16:54,343 --> 00:16:55,665
Can I get a beer?

319
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:58,547
So now it's your turn?

320
00:16:58,572 --> 00:17:00,294
Take your best shot, Mary.

321
00:17:01,494 --> 00:17:03,031
I got nothing to say.

322
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,233
You know what you're doing.

323
00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:05,613
Damn straight.

324
00:17:05,614 --> 00:17:07,071
You're handling this exactly the way

325
00:17:07,096 --> 00:17:08,072
you want to handle it.

326
00:17:08,177 --> 00:17:09,633
Like I always do.

327
00:17:09,658 --> 00:17:11,289
I don't need to parade myself up there

328
00:17:11,314 --> 00:17:13,277
and boo-hoo over my cleaning lady.

329
00:17:13,335 --> 00:17:14,832
And I don't need to be told
I should be there,

330
00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:16,754
I'm gonna regret it.

331
00:17:16,859 --> 00:17:19,917
And I certainly don't need
people coming up in here...

332
00:17:20,021 --> 00:17:21,318
What?

333
00:17:21,732 --> 00:17:23,424
But... you...

334
00:17:24,825 --> 00:17:26,724
Of all the times

335
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:27,964
to come onto me.

336
00:17:28,069 --> 00:17:30,741
You pervert.

337
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:41,602
I'm so sorry.

338
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,215
Funeral's over. Everybody's gone.

339
00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:47,983
If you want to see her one more time,

340
00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:49,552
she's still there.

341
00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:52,932
And it's okay if you can't.

342
00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:05,818
What do you think, Smitty?

343
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:11,468
I'm sorry, um... what?

344
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,436
You never turn it off, do ya, Smitts?

345
00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:44,690
Hi, honey.

346
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,262
You got candy in your hair.

347
00:18:54,387 --> 00:18:56,869
Sorry I wasn't here, but...

348
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,767
come on, what the hell was I gonna say?

349
00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:02,050
She was my maid?

350
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,996
She was my sparring partner?

351
00:19:07,672 --> 00:19:09,680
She was my best friend?

352
00:19:13,177 --> 00:19:14,901
You were my everything,

353
00:19:15,346 --> 00:19:18,008
Rosario Yolanda Salazar.

354
00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:25,911
You know, it's funny.
People keep asking,

355
00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:28,401
"What do you need? What do you need?"

356
00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:33,622
I need for you to not be gone.

357
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,606
Here, honey.
I want you to have something.

358
00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,967
It was my mother's.

359
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,730
Makes sense you should have it.

360
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,037
Lord knows you've been
eyeing it for years.

361
00:19:57,013 --> 00:19:58,579
Honey, I'm not going with you
to the cemetery,

362
00:19:58,604 --> 00:20:00,606
so don't get mad, okay?

363
00:20:02,226 --> 00:20:04,645
I just can't watch 'em
put you in the ground.

364
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,858
I have to remember you my way.

365
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:14,238
So if it's all right...

366
00:20:16,073 --> 00:20:18,582
I'm just gonna sit here
with you for a while.

367
00:20:56,072 --> 00:20:57,937
Te amo, Mommy.

368
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:17,691
That's Karen sad.

369
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,867
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