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Ah, he has arisen.

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Hmm. So charming!

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Yeah, OK.

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Coffee's on the table.

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Hey, uh, keys...

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I will leave them...
over here.

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OK.

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Just in case
you might wanna...

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visit someone.

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Look, he invited you in
for a cuppa.

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He obviously wants to connect.

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Well, um,
I'll see you later, eh?

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Anahera?

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- Hey.
? Hello.

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Oh, I, um...

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I... I fill in for Anahera sometimes.

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But she was coming here.

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Yeah, no, she, uh...
she's got this thing.

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Right.

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I?I fill in for Anahera...
Oh, I said that. Um...

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Yeah, cool.

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Looking for something for Dad.
A peace offering.

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Yeah.

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He's really into, um,

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collecting old International
Geographics now.

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The, uh,...

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we harass a lost tribe for your
viewing pleasure' kind or...?

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No, no, no, no,
I?I?I bin those ones.

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More like, um,
Maui's monster waves. Jaws.

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Yeah. I got this real sick one
on, um, Highland cows for him.

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Yeah, loved it.

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He's lucky you've been around, eh?

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Nah.

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I could be a nuisance.

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I'm... I'm lucky, if anything.

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Your dad's been real good to me.

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So, you... you gonna stick around
town for a little bit, or...?

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Oh, yeah, my car's
gonna cost a bomb to fix.

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Oh.

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But I kinda wanna stick around
for a bit anyway.

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Yeah.

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? You all right?
? Um...

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Look, last... last night, um...

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? Yeah.
? It wasn't...

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Um...

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Um...

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I'm not gay.

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OK. Um...

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Well, I'm just telling you
so you know... uh,

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it was a little bit gay,
because you're a guy and...

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I'm a guy.

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Yeah.

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Look, hey, I've thought about
that sort of thing before...

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like, guys. But, you know,
I think a lot of stuff,

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like what's up with
lime?flavoured milk?

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Really?

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Yeah. You ever tried it?
It's disgusting.

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Nah, guys.

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Well, yeah.

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Like I...

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Fuck.

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I haven't done anything, like,
you know, cos R?rangi's...

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? Yeah.
? And...

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And then there's this.

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Yeah.

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I thought this was...

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gone, but, like...

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Um, yeah, I'm gonna take this.

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And, um, how much is that?

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Enjoying it?

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Um, yeah.

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I've read this one before, but
her later stuff is much better.

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Whina Rangi.

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I'll take the compliment.

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Wait.

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You're Whina? This Whina Rangi?

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Last time I checked.
You here for the class?

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Yeah, I'm... I'm Anahera.

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Total newbie.

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That book's not for beginners.

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Yes.

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Well, it's hard learning
with people,

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and I just didn't
wanna sound...

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- I guess I left it too late.
? Late, eh?

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I've taught people three times
older than you, girl.

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- Might be late for class.
? Oh!

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Keep telling them
that clock is slow.

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You know, it used to be that we
were supposed to feel shame

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for speaking the M?ori language.

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Now we're meant to feel shame
for not speaking it.

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Who benefits from our shame?

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Who do you
think you are? Right?

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? Hello.
- Hello.

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? Huh.

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What do you want?

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? Agnes! This is a place
where everyone is welcome.

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Hm.

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Dad.

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? Hey.
? Hey.

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? What's this?
? Doing your guttering.

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Well, you're doing it wrong.
Where's the downpipe?

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Well, I haven't
got to that yet.

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You start with the downpipe.

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Come down.

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Come down!

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I'm trying to help you.

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I don't need your bloody help.
I can do my guttering.

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Can you even climb a ladder?

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? What's that supposed to mean?
? Your leg.

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You've been a man for,
what, five minutes,

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and now you think
you know more than me?

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I've been a man my whole life;
you just didn't see it.

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You never gave me
the bloody chance.

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And how would
that've gone down, eh?

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Exactly. I would've fuckin'
killed myself in this town.

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But as long as I did it in
a pretty dress, right, Dad?

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That's not fair.

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? You knew how depressed I was.
How could you not?

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And then there's fuckin' Mum,

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shoving womanhood
down my throat.

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She was trying to help you!

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That was help?!

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And you wonder why
I got the hell outta here.

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Well, if you don't
like it so much,

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why'd you fuckin' come back?

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Yeah, why the fuck did I?

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Fuck you.

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Oh, here he goes.
Yeah, good on you.

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Piss off again.

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Yeah, see ya again in 10 years.

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It's a bloody deathtrap.

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What if I can't sell your
busted?up? other busted?up car?

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Keep dropping the price,
sell it for parts. I don't care.

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But...

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what are you doing?

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I can't stay here!

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Well, you shouldn't leave it
like this with your dad.

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? He said his part; it's fine.
? Well, obviously not.

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Thank you for having me.
It was really good seeing you.

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Well, are you gonna
say goodbye to Jem?

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That's why I'm up so early.

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Well, you're not allowed
to disappear on me again.

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? My eyes are too small,
and my mouth's too big,

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? and my ears are
a different size.

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? My elbows are funny,

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? got an outsize tummy, and
my knees wouldn't win a prize.

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? My hands leave something
to be desired,

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? though they do
just what's required.

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? But there's a part of
my body that can't be beat.

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? I love my feet.

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? I love my feet. ?

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Hello?

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Jem, it's me.

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? Hey.
? Hi.

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? Uh, you? you wanna come in?
? I'm going back to Auckland.

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Oh.

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- Uh... Uh, when?
? Now.

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Right.

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I just thought
I'd come and say bye.

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Yeah.

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- It was really good seeing you.
? Yeah, you too.

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I'll be in touch.

165
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Maybe you could come
and visit sometime.

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Uh, I, um...

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I'm real busy with work,
so probably hard to get away.

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?

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See ya.

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Yeah, bye.

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Gerald.

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Gerald?

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Fuck. Um... Gerald, mate.

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Help!

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Help!

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