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- Mind your head.
- Okay, thanks.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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We probably won't
see each other again, right?

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- It's unlikely.
- Great.

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- You had sex.
- Yeah, boy!

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Yes.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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_

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- Do you have the hairbrush?
- I have my hairbrush.

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Come on. I'm gonna be late for work.

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Weren't you supposed
to start, like, an hour ago?

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My God. Did the clocks change?

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- Yeah, last month.
- Pathetic.

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There it is.

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Well, well, well,
when it rains, it pours.

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What?

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? Danny boy, ?
? The pipes, the pipes are calling ?

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Dan? No, you cannot see him.

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I can't help it if these boys
are obsessed with me.

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He's hot, but it's a bit naff.

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Yeah.

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- What's he saying then?
- Nothing.

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Oi!

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He just asked if I was around
for a drink this afternoon.

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You freak. What'd you say?

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I said I might be, yeah.

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Hey, don't.

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"LOL, yeah."

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"Keen, keen, keen. Where and when?

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I'm free all day."

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It's a casual, afternoon drink,

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- and if we have sex... if...
- My God.

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- We have sex...
- My God.

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- It means nothing.
- Actually come on.

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Afternoon sex is basically an errand.

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Fine, do what you want,
but use protection.

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- I'm not childproofing this flat.
- Okay.

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Do you really think it's a good idea?

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It's fine. I don't like him.
He's just my friend.

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So you're not gonna
sleep with him then?

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No, I definitely will, yeah.

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Right.

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Honestly, I can stay to the end
of the shift if you can't cover.

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No, it's fine.
It's fine. I can handle this lot.

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Go do your thang, girl.

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I've messed it up.
I shouldn't have drawn his teeth.

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I don't like him.

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- Humphrey Bogart?
- Yeah.

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Right.

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You know he's in the film
you're about to watch?

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He wishes.

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Okay.

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Don't you think it's just hard to be
friends with people you've had sex with?

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Well, we've had sex.
We're friends.

55
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Well, yes.
But that's... that... that's different.

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That's, like,
a different vibe, you know?

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Plus it was only one time,
barely even remember it.

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If anything, I try to block it out.

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My God, I've written "Cabaslanca."

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No, no, please, please,
please don't do that.

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- No, no, no, no, no!
- We can't. We can't break it.

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We can't. No, no, no! I...

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It's exact money.

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- It's so tiring.
- It takes us so long to...

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It's such a tiring thing.

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- Hi.
- My God.

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Hi.

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What are you doing,
pretending to read again?

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Yes, that's good.

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So good to see you. Hi, you look great.

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Thank you.

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- Sorry I'm late.
- It's fine. No, no, no, it's fine. Yeah, no.

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Haven't been here for long,
so it's fine, good.

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So how are you? What's going on?

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I'm great. No, yeah, I'm great.

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- Just came from work.
- How's the cinema biz?

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- Great, it's booming.
- Yeah?

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- You running the place yet?
- Yes, finally, no.

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Actually, they let me
use the photocopier now

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because I make this,
like, monthly newsletter.

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Very cool.

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Yes, it's actually
mainly just to tell them

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not to download porn on our Wi-Fi.

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Really? God.

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No, it's all right.
That was... that was a joke.

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I mean, that's not a bad idea.

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No, yeah.

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How's your work? How's the café?

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Still in the café with
the dusty cakes in the window?

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Yeah, yeah, still there.

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But it's all chill.
I've just been sort of,

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yeah, mainly focusing
on my music really.

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Sorry, what music?

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My music. You know about my music.

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Yeah, sorry, no, sorry,
when you said... yeah, your music.

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- Yeah.
- Yes, I love it.

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Yeah, I know, yeah.

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What kind of music is it?

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At the minute,

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I've been trying to move away from
dub, but, like, it's impossible.

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- Right.
- You know what I mean?

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Yeah, I know you.

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All right, where is it?

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Bugger, dear, hang on. There we are.

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Look at that.

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- It's nice.
- Nice?

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Piss off.

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That's fucking romantic, that is.

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Side-by-side burial plot.
She's gonna lose her mind.

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I thought you said
she wanted a new watch.

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Yeah, but that was a trap,
see if I take the easy route.

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Stop distracting me.
I'm trying to find you something.

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You're the one who started
showing me burial plots.

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Ooh, yeah, here we are.

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Now, the script is a piece of shit,

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but the money is outrageous.

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What's the part?

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Todd Emery,
an unlucky in love optometrist,

119
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who falls in love with a blind girl.

120
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Rachel McAdams already attached.

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Okay, this might be a crazy idea,

122
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but how about we try
and find something for me

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- that's actually good.
- What?

124
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- Like a little indie film?
- Don't know, maybe.

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Why? You putting on weight?

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- Forget it.
- Are you unwell? Let me see.

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- Nothing's wrong with me.
- What's going on with you?

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Why are you doing this to me?

129
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And so kind of long story short,

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it wasn't their cat,
so I had to give the money back,

131
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but they asked me to stay for dinner.

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That's my Saturday.

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What?

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I missed you.

135
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Okay, Dan.

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Jessie.

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Before this happens, I just want to say

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I love being friends,
and I would love to continue

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- that friendship.
- Yeah, great, me too.

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Yeah, so obviously
we can go back to my house,

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but I just want to warn you there is a weird
smell in my room at the moment, but I feel like

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if you know the context of the smell,
then it kind of feels weird...

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- At least weird when you smell it.
- Jessie...

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Jessie, wait, I...

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This is awkward.

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You know I'm in a relationship, right?

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- No, you aren't.
- Yeah, I am big time.

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Who? Who's... who?

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Claire.

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Claire.

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Claire.

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Claire from the café.

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Claire.

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Claire with the... fringe.
She's got a fringe.

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- How'd you know she's got a fringe?
- You know,

156
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anyone who follows her
on Instagram knows that.

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It's been a big transition for her.

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Really big year, so that's...
no, no, no, I...

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That's so cool 'cause you and Claire

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- both have fringes.
- Why are you being like this?

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Like, you literally just said
that you just wanna be friends.

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I don't... no, no, no, sorry,
no, and I stand by that.

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I totally stand by...
I wanna be your friend,

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but I just feel like you
sort of getting into

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a proper relationship
is sort of a step too far

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and quite rude and ultimately
uncalled for.

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Well, look, I mean,

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we're pretty much open anyway, so...

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Okay,
cool, cool, dude, nice.

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- This is not 1967 honestly.
- Why are you lashing out at me?

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I am not lashing out.
The way I'm reacting to this

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is entirely consistent
with my personality.

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Jessie, come on.

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Sorry, my ride is two minutes away.

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Give my love to fringe.

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- It's Claire.
- Yeah, whatever.

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You do you.

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Do you know what I mean?
It's like...

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I'm telling you I think it's cancer.
I don't have long.

180
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Cathy, you don't have eye cancer.

181
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How do you know? You're not a doctor.
I've got all the symptoms. Look.

182
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That's not a...

183
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You're just twitching your eye.
That's not a symptom.

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- Thank you.
- No worries.

185
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It was delicious by the way.

186
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Wow, I'm really glad.

187
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- Thank you.
- No worries.

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- Have a good night.
- Thanks, you too.

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No.

190
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- What?
- You can't fuck civilians.

191
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I should fire you.

192
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You're not gonna fire me.
I "Star is Born" -ed you.

193
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You can't call people civilians.

194
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To you, that's what they are.

195
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These girls know lots more about you

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than you know about them.
It's not normal.

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God.

198
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All I'm saying is there is a reason

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actors date other actors.
It's just easier.

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- You're a true romantic, Cath.
- Well, it's easier for everyone.

201
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Half the time, these poor people don't know
what they're getting into with your lot.

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I mean, look at
Reese Witherspoon's husband.

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- What about him?
- He died.

204
00:10:02,093 --> 00:10:04,299
- No, he didn't.
- He didn't?

205
00:10:05,321 --> 00:10:06,921
Well, who am I thinking of?

206
00:10:07,283 --> 00:10:08,775
Always a pleasure, Cath.

207
00:10:08,801 --> 00:10:12,078
I don't mean to scare you,
and I'm not being dramatic,

208
00:10:12,104 --> 00:10:13,760
but I will say this.

209
00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,294
Dating someone like you
will most likely

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- ruin a girl's life forever.
- Wow, okay.

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00:10:18,775 --> 00:10:22,468
Or worse, yours, or by extension mine,

212
00:10:22,494 --> 00:10:23,953
- so...
- Yep.

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Just a few things to think about. Okay?

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00:10:27,866 --> 00:10:29,240
- Okay.
- I love you.

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00:10:29,266 --> 00:10:31,257
- I love you too.
- I'm gonna skedaddle.

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00:10:31,826 --> 00:10:33,466
And listen.

217
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If you think about eating bread,

218
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call me, and I'll talk you down.

219
00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:39,960
No bread.

220
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Say it.

221
00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:45,054
- No bread.
- Got it.

222
00:10:46,849 --> 00:10:48,689
Fucking hell.

223
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So you're on a corner?

224
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You're on a corner.

225
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,646
Fuck off.

226
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,096
No, I don't want to cancel because then
that's how they get your money.

227
00:11:09,122 --> 00:11:11,073
They do the cancellation fees, and...

228
00:11:11,099 --> 00:11:13,974
No, not you.
I mean, like, the fat cats higher up.

229
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You sound lovely. You sound great.

230
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So I don't just... if you come
around the block,

231
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and I'll meet you on the corner.

232
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I'm on the corner if that is any help.

233
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:27,240
It's just... yeah, okay,
I'll see you then.

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00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,737
Great, I mean, super excited
to meet you, man.

235
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I mean, this is gonna be great.

236
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All right, good-bye.

237
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,253
Jessie.

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00:11:43,329 --> 00:11:44,334
Hi.

239
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,881
I just... I saw you through the window.

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Cool, yeah, nice.

241
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,282
- It's been a while.
- Yeah, just waiting for a car, so...

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That's why I'm here.

243
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,960
- Okay.
- Yeah, are you following me?

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00:11:56,532 --> 00:11:57,615
No.

245
00:11:57,648 --> 00:11:59,860
- 'Cause obviously I'm not following you...
'cause, you know, you are the one - Jess!

246
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that came to say hi...
You're the one taht...

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00:12:02,227 --> 00:12:04,204
God, hi.

248
00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:07,056
You forgot your book.

249
00:12:07,082 --> 00:12:09,212
- All right, thank you.
- That's all right.

250
00:12:11,174 --> 00:12:12,974
Dan, this is Tom Tom, this is Dan.

251
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,080
- Hey.
- Fuck off.

252
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:18,720
It's... you're that dude from...
from what's it called.

253
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,043
- Mate, I'm such a big fan.
- Are you?

254
00:12:21,069 --> 00:12:22,120
Yeah.

255
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,441
Hey, look, I know it's a bit awkward,
but I'll get a photo with you.

256
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:26,960
My brother's... like, he'd freak
if he knew I was with you.

257
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,777
- No, that's cool.
- You sure?

258
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,335
Jessie.

259
00:12:33,006 --> 00:12:35,288
Great, great. Okay.

260
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,340
Didn't know this one had a camera.

261
00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:38,739
This is mad.

262
00:12:38,765 --> 00:12:41,574
- How do you two know each other then?
- Okay, great, well, there we go

263
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,660
because my car's here actually,
so good to see you, Tom.

264
00:12:43,686 --> 00:12:46,174
Good to see you, Dan.
It's me, so... Oh, my God.

265
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,934
- Literally insane.
- Jessie...

266
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,503
- Sorry, can I get a photo?
- What?

267
00:12:49,753 --> 00:12:51,214
Loved you in "The Avengers."

268
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,034
- I wasn't in that.
- Yes, you were.

269
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,240
Okay, so I got, like,
half a pint left in the pub,

270
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,016
so I'm gonna bounce, all right?

271
00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:02,352
Actually, hey,
do you want a little drink?

272
00:13:02,378 --> 00:13:04,479
- No, you're good, mate.
- You sure? Allright.

273
00:13:04,753 --> 00:13:07,563
Hey, this was nice, right?

274
00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:09,361
- No, it wasn't.
- Yeah, true.

275
00:13:09,387 --> 00:13:11,347
All right, man, see you later.

276
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:14,974
Can you take a photo?

277
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,480
- No.
- No, no, no.

278
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,981
- I can take yours too.
- No, it's all right.

279
00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:20,032
My God, okay.

280
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,801
Hey... say hi to your girlfriend for me.

281
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,405
- What?
- You...

282
00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:31,933
- I don't have a girlfriend.
- Yes, you do...

283
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:34,240
Stop ruining
my cool moment with the window.

284
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,913
Can we just get a drink?

285
00:13:37,013 --> 00:13:38,047
No.

286
00:13:39,249 --> 00:13:41,481
Wait, so you broke up on your birthday?

287
00:13:41,507 --> 00:13:42,530
Yep.

288
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:44,473
You said that you broke up
on New Year's Eve.

289
00:13:44,499 --> 00:13:45,975
That is my birthday.

290
00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:49,559
- I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.

291
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:52,484
So do you combine parties, or do you...

292
00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:54,422
you just do another thing
on another day?

293
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:56,086
Are you sorry about me breaking up

294
00:13:56,112 --> 00:13:58,307
or about my birthday
being on New Year's Eve?

295
00:13:58,362 --> 00:14:01,334
Mainly the birthday... yeah,
mainly the birthday thing.

296
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,665
Yeah, me too, actually.

297
00:14:02,691 --> 00:14:04,100
- Really?
- Yeah.

298
00:14:04,126 --> 00:14:07,373
It's probably 'cause we... Well, I...

299
00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:09,440
I nearly made "The Daily Mail"

300
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,959
the morning that you...
well, that we... yeah.

301
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,795
- Shit, I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no, it's fine.

302
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,670
It was funny. It was quite funny.

303
00:14:16,696 --> 00:14:19,475
They thought I was
the cleaner, so you're safe.

304
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:23,640
I mean, the speed at which they
assumed that was pretty offensive.

305
00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,466
Well, that's ridiculous.

306
00:14:25,693 --> 00:14:28,352
I mean, if anything,
you left a real mess.

307
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,600
Oh, my God.

308
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,520
Yeah, I... okay.

309
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,478
I didn't even put a towel down.

310
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:39,840
That was a bold move.

311
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,960
My bed looked like
a Jackson Pollock painting.

312
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,120
- Shut up.
- I had to burn my sheets.

313
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,480
No, you didn't.

314
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,762
No, I didn't.

315
00:14:46,788 --> 00:14:48,768
I put them in the freezer
as a keepsake.

316
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,854
Sorry, I just have
to make a quick call.

317
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,574
Hello, Metropolitan Police.

318
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,258
I need... yeah, okay, no, I'll hold.

319
00:14:58,284 --> 00:15:00,960
Who played the titular Father Ted?

320
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,640
Dermot Morgan.

321
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,248
- Worth five points.
- What?

322
00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:05,380
Quiz.

323
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:07,934
And the answer is Dermot Morgan.

324
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,591
- You got it right!
- I love pub quizzes

325
00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:12,320
in a healthy way, not in a psycho way.

326
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,034
Yeah, me too. I love 'em.

327
00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:15,597
I mean, people say
I'm quite competitive

328
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,154
when I do it, but I don't
think that... Zsa Zsa Gabor!

329
00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:20,552
- Way too loud. What was that?
- I'm sorry.

330
00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:24,120
Just a reminder that teams need to pay the
five quid to participate in the quiz.

331
00:15:24,396 --> 00:15:26,120
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

332
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,840
Question nine... name three members

333
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,694
of the cast from the 1983 film
"The Outsiders."

334
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,480
C. Thomas Howell, Patrick Swayze,
Ralph Macchio, Emilio Estevez,

335
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,640
Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe, Matt Dillon.

336
00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:38,720
How do you know that?

337
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,662
I used to be a virgin.

338
00:15:41,598 --> 00:15:42,606
Okay...

339
00:15:43,263 --> 00:15:45,200
- That's gross.
- It's gross?

340
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,240
- No, you can't say that.
- I can say that.

341
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,693
- That... well, okay. What?
- Okay, no, no, no. Okay.

342
00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:51,034
I have a good one.

343
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,780
- A very good one.
- Okay.

344
00:15:52,912 --> 00:15:55,191
- Okay, I... the options are...
- Give it to me.

345
00:15:55,217 --> 00:15:59,240
Either you can kill a
chicken with your bare hands

346
00:15:59,443 --> 00:16:04,240
or you can live
with the chicken for a year.

347
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,284
- Live with the chicken.
- No, sorry.

348
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,771
- It has to live inside.
- Why can't it live outside?

349
00:16:09,076 --> 00:16:11,120
Because the chicken's paying rent.

350
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,657
Do you want to be
that kind of landlord?

351
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:14,745
Really?

352
00:16:14,771 --> 00:16:16,035
Yeah, kill it.

353
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,527
Yeah, cool, I'd do the same.

354
00:16:20,285 --> 00:16:21,582
This is where I live.

355
00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:26,011
- Looks nice.
- It is. Yes, it is. It's very nice.

356
00:16:26,558 --> 00:16:29,360
The ninth of it
that is ours is pretty cozy.

357
00:16:29,386 --> 00:16:30,470
Right.

358
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,475
So...

359
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,223
I'll see you later.

360
00:16:38,473 --> 00:16:41,934
Actually, probably not.

361
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,974
I'm away for a bit now.

362
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,737
- Cool. Yeah.
- Yeah, where are you going?

363
00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:47,810
Prague.

364
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,714
Can't just make up a country, Tom.

365
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,120
Just so you don't...

366
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,175
say, "Okay, I'm going to Prague."

367
00:16:55,394 --> 00:16:56,760
- Great.
- Well, yeah, I am.

368
00:16:56,786 --> 00:16:59,786
Yeah, okay.
Well, it's good.

369
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,100
- Could I use your loo, actually?
- Yes, totally.

370
00:17:05,126 --> 00:17:06,701
- Yeah? Cool.
- No, of course, yes.

371
00:17:06,727 --> 00:17:08,240
Should have said
something earlier, yeah.

372
00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:11,006
- Should we be winding a bit... Quiet.
- Okay, yeah.

373
00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:13,499
- Just bit a quiet.
- Where have you been?

374
00:17:13,525 --> 00:17:15,404
I've been texting you...

375
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,240
Hey, I'm Kate.

376
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,332
- Tom.
- Yeah.

377
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,320
- Nice to meet you.
- Tom.

378
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,782
Tom's here to use the bathroom.

379
00:17:26,808 --> 00:17:28,892
Okay, cool, great, yeah,

380
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,433
love it.
It's great up there.

381
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,847
- It's down there?
- I can show you.

382
00:17:35,089 --> 00:17:36,212
- It's up on the...
- Just on the left.

383
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:37,665
- Just on the left, yeah.
- Okay.

384
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:38,651
Up.

385
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,124
- What the fuck?
- Shut up.

386
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,680
What's he doing here? I thought
you were supposed to be with Dan.

387
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,759
I was with Dan, and then Tom
was there for some reason,

388
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:59,314
and then Dan is now going out with
Claire, and Claire has a fringe now.

389
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,843
A lot has happened, lot has happened.

390
00:18:00,869 --> 00:18:01,908
Oh, my God.

391
00:18:01,934 --> 00:18:04,760
When it rains,
it absolutely pisses itself.

392
00:18:05,744 --> 00:18:08,202
What the fuck?
We're out of fucking tea.

393
00:18:08,228 --> 00:18:09,921
Will he have whiskey?

394
00:18:09,947 --> 00:18:12,124
We have ice cream.
What's the vibe?

395
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,569
That's the thing. I don't know what
the vibe is because he was like,

396
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:15,960
"Do you wanna go for a drink?"
And then we went for a drink.

397
00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:18,072
And then he was like, "I'll
walk a little bit of the way with you."

398
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,447
And then he's walked all the way here,
and then now he's in here,

399
00:18:20,473 --> 00:18:23,924
and he's upstairs in the bathroom,
and I don't know what that is

400
00:18:24,017 --> 00:18:25,564
as a vibe.

401
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,080
Okay, so the vibe is that he
has made some bullshit excuse

402
00:18:30,106 --> 00:18:32,669
to come over to our house
because he's in love with you

403
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,927
- and you are going to have sex.
- Stop it.

404
00:18:34,953 --> 00:18:36,288
Stop it. Shut up.

405
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,815
You're going to go to the Oscars.

406
00:18:39,841 --> 00:18:41,952
Shut up!

407
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,281
You're insane!

408
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,193
- Have you seen how hot he is?
- I know.

409
00:18:59,219 --> 00:19:01,122
- Just calm down.
- You don't understand.

410
00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:02,614
You're gonna embarrass me.
You're gonna embarrass me.

411
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,445
This is the best thing ever.
That's why I'm freaking out.

412
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,289
What are you doing?

413
00:19:14,609 --> 00:19:16,049
You are making this hard.

414
00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:17,575
- I'm gonna do whatever...
- I don't care...

415
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,685
Hey

416
00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:21,280
How is everything up there?

417
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,565
You were right.
It's a real party in there.

418
00:19:23,591 --> 00:19:24,935
Thank you.

419
00:19:25,138 --> 00:19:26,505
I'd better be off.

420
00:19:27,052 --> 00:19:30,115
- Are you sure? Because...
- Yeah, no, of course, yeah, please.

421
00:19:30,884 --> 00:19:32,364
It was lovely to meet you.

422
00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:35,030
It was lovely to meet you, Tom.

423
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,579
- I'm sorry.
- It was great to see you, pal.

424
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:48,719
You too, yeah.

425
00:19:50,134 --> 00:19:52,688
- I'll show you out, sorry.
- Yeah, yeah, I'll just...

426
00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:05,529
- I'll see you around.
- Yeah, totally.

427
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,324
Good night.

428
00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:12,034
Night.

429
00:20:33,553 --> 00:20:34,833
"Pal."

430
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,825
"Pal."

431
00:20:37,044 --> 00:20:39,085
Yeah, it's not great.

432
00:20:46,855 --> 00:20:48,661
Fucking "pal."

433
00:20:56,074 --> 00:21:01,386
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