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Anteriormente en "Wrecked"...

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Are you friends flirting?

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- We're not flirting.
- We're talking.

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Oh, my God. You're flirting!

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I've been looking everywhere for you.

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I've just been hanging
out with Florence.

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If that boat leaves, we die here.

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I got to bang one of these pirates.

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What?!

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I think I can get you on that boat,

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but, uh, I'm gonna want
to do both of you.

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- Oh.
- Oh, no.

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- Whoo!
- Aah!

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The pirates... they're gonna kill us!

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They're gonna harvest our
organs and sell them.

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- How did you guys find this out?
- Never mind!

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I thought The
Barracuda was a good person,

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but I've been sleeping with a monster!

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We're all gonna die!

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? Bringing in the corn ?

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? Bringing in the corn ?

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? We labor for the harvest ?

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? Bringing in the corn ?

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There it is.

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? Bringing in the corn ?

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? Bringing in the corn ?

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? We labor for the harvest ?

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? Bringing in the corn ?

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My children, your Father Daddy

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is filled to the brim with exuberance.

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For upon us is the harvest,

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and the harvest is our salvation.

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It is why we have no friends, no family.

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Only harvest.

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What the [bleep] is this?

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What is this, corn silk?

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Who shucked this?!

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It's an abomination!
You ungrateful devil!

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Here I am, providing for this family,

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making room in my bed for all the women,

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for your sisters and your mother
and your mother's sisters.

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Sister Mercy, tonight after
lights out, we're leaving.

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How? We're supposed to be
in bed after lights out.

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Right. But we won't be in bed...

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- because we'll be escaping.
- But that's against the rules.

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I ought to take your hands and
your tiny little ding-dong

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and stick 'em in the thresher!

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Father Daddy is a monster.

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Are you coming or not?

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Sister Mercy, why have you
stopped shucking your corn?!

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I'm sorry, Father Daddy.

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I don't know about you
guys, I'm partial to my kidneys.

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I'd like to keep them.

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So, clearly, if we don't get
off this island right now,

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we are all gonna die.

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All right, well, then what
the hell should we do?

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I got a plan.

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We find some liquor,
and we drink hard...

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destroy our kidneys.

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That way, they're worthless.

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What are you, stupid?!
That's a terrible idea!

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That's your liver,
not your kidneys.

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Okay, we need an actual plan.

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Steve, you spent some time
in the pirates' camp.

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Is there anything that you can
think of that might be helpful?

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I don't know.

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I was mostly in The Barracuda's tent

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just having nonstop, crazy sex.

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- How?
- Hell, yeah.

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Come on, Steve. There's got
to be something, anything.

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There's a gun box near the tree line.

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It always has two guards.

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The boat is in the cove. There's
at least one guard there.

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But the key to the boat is
in The Barracuda's tent.

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And she's definitely gonna be inside.

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But if we can take the guns
and the boat simultaneously,

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we'd control the island.

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Control the island, control the ship.

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Holy shit. Good plan, Steve.

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Really?

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Almost makes me forget
you're a murderer.

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Wow. Thank you very much.

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Just... Just trying to help out.

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So we'll split up, take
'em out all at once.

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Who's gonna take out The Barracuda?

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I'll do it.

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I'll take out Father Daddy.

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- What?
- What?

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- What?
- What?

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What?!

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Okay, here's the plan.

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I'll go for the guns. Danny,
you want to be with me?

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Of course, buddy. Dream Team...
Danny and Owen.

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Classic pairing.

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- And maybe Florence?
- What now?

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I'm in.

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All right, Jess and I
will take the boat.

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That's Barracuda's tent.

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- No, that's the boat.
- No, that's the boat.

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Why the hell did you make
them all beer bottles then?

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Because I don't know
how to make dioramas!

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I'm freaking out!

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Okay, what about the other pirates?

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I'll put a team together.

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But do I have a license to kill?

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What? No, there's no license to kill.

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Keeping the government out of it...
that's smart.

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No, I just mean don't kill
anyone unless you have to.

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Just, you know, conk 'em.

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What if I conk someone so
hard they accidentally die?

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We get it, Bruce. You
want to kill people.

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Everybody, let's just do our best.

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Let's do this! Come on!

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I don't know why
we need Florence with us.

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You and I, man... We're the Dream Team.

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Dream Team...
what... what is that?

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"What is that"? It's us!

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I have never heard you
say that before today.

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Looks like
it's only one guard.

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Wow. Great counting, Florence.

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So glad you're with us.

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We just need a distraction.

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I have an idea.

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I'm not proud of this,

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but it's gotten me out of
a lot of traffic tickets.

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Oh! Hey, Florence, I don't
think you have to do anything.

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Oh, no, no, no. It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.

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I do it all the time.

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Get ready to conk, boys,

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'cause that pirate's about
to be super distracted.

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Gross.

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Oh, my God! Where's my freaking bra?!

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Where the freak is it?!

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Calm down, lady. What's going on?

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I can't find my bra!

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Have you see it?! I just had it!

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I always put it on before

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- my shirts or my dresses.
- Let... Let... Let's go.

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I'm a feminist, but I have a
lot of freakin' sheer tops!

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- I can't find it!
- Oh!

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- Wha!
- Oh, nice!

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Freakin' told you that works every time.

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- That works every time?
- Oh, yeah.

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- On who?
- Everyone.

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- Everyone?
- Oh, yeah.

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Waiters, bartenders, cops, pilots.

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Guys! The gun box is locked.

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The key is probably
in one of these pockets.

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It's a combo lock.

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Oh, hi, Karen. What are you doing?

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I, um... You know, I
came up with the plan,

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and everyone said I did a great job,

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so I'm just gonna hang in the pit

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and, you know, wait for
it all to play out.

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All right, I'll see you in a minute.

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No, you're coming with me.

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Uh, I can't come with you

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'cause The Barracuda said she'd
murder me, so it's not really...

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Aah! That's my fatty neck skin!

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I'll be damned.

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Look who it is, Jess... our pirate.

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Okay, when
we start kissing him,

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you give him a conk, okay?

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Kiss then conk... got it.

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- Wait, what?
- No time to explain.

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- Move out.
- What do you mean?

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Shit!

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What's up, dude?

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Well, well, well.

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Look what the sex cat dragged in.

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My favorite couple.

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We were just talking
about how freakin' rad

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it's gonna be when we're
all on that boat together.

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Oh, you bet.

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You guys ever had sex on a waterbed...
on the water?

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No. But we want to.

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Oh, me too.

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Man, I gotta get a waterbed.

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You know, we were just thinking, like,

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why do we have to wait till
we're on the boat, you know?

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You guys want me to fool around...

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while I'm on the clock?

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Are you trying to get me killed?!

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Oh, God.

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'Cause that sounds so hot.

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Okay, yeah, let's do that.

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Oh! Mm.

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Mm.

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What the [bleep]

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My God. Owen, how hard
did you hit this guy?

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I don't know. I must be pretty strong.

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Ooh!

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- Oh, shit!
- Aah!

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- Why does it sound like that?
- He has no tongue!

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Oh, that's so sad!

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Oh, God, he's gonna go tell
The Barracuda... somehow!

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You guys get the gun box to the boat.

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I'll meet you there.

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Ow.

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Ow.

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Oh, that...

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Oh, my God. This is sharp.

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Move!

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Oh!

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Well, howdy, there, Barracuda.

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Karen, no.

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Whatever you're gonna
do, just don't do it.

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What the hell is this?

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- I caught a rat.
- Oh!

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Oh, yeah, that's right.

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He spilled all the beans.

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Told us about your little plan, too.

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Take us out, harvest our organs.

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Karen, No!

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Why are you telling her this?!

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Why are you telling me this?

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Because you've got an
uprising on your hands,

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and I want to be on the winning side.

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- You guys?
- Shh. Be quiet.

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- What about Sister Mercy?
- We have to wait for her.

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We can't. We have to go.

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I'll go back. There's no time.

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Is it the battery?

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I don't know.

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Now what you have in that truck there

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is what they call a combustion engine.

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It is very powerful.

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And yet it doesn't work at all
without these hushpuppies.

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- Father Daddy...
- Hush, puppies!

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I am very disappointed the three of you

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are out of your beds after lights-out.

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That's against the rules.

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Lucky for you,

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Sister Mercy is a bit of a tattletale.

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Mercy, no!

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You're a smart woman.

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I was wondering when you'd discover

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the most valuable thing on the island.

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Took me a while to find a buyer.

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How much does a human kidney go for

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on the black market... $100,000?

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Try double.

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Pity.

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Just when I thought we had something.

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We did.

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What do you want from me?

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You give me passage on your ship...

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and I offer you my services.

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Oh!

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It's a boar's heart...
cut it out myself.

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I've been hunting and gutting
animals most of my life.

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I figure it's not different with humans.

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They're just dumber.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, shit.

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Ha! I dodg...

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Mm! Oh, yeah. This is so hot.

259
00:11:33,684 --> 00:11:34,884
I'm totally into this.

260
00:11:34,908 --> 00:11:36,364
Mm-hmm.

261
00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:37,889
Okay.

262
00:11:38,755 --> 00:11:40,337
What's going on, Todd?

263
00:11:40,362 --> 00:11:42,470
What? Nothing. What's going on with you?

264
00:11:42,608 --> 00:11:44,166
You seem distracted.

265
00:11:44,191 --> 00:11:47,492
No. No, no, no. H-He's
rock hard, right, babe?

266
00:11:48,004 --> 00:11:49,715
Mm-hmm.

267
00:11:51,524 --> 00:11:53,031
- Oh, my God.
- No, he's not.

268
00:11:53,056 --> 00:11:55,423
He's limp. What is going on?

269
00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:56,525
Pack, now!

270
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,946
Ow! What the shit?!

271
00:11:58,971 --> 00:12:00,394
I conked him! Why didn't it work?!

272
00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:03,448
Aah!

273
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,351
Babe, the rock!

274
00:12:11,628 --> 00:12:13,567
What is going on here?!

275
00:12:13,592 --> 00:12:14,877
You're just kissing everyone?!

276
00:12:22,194 --> 00:12:26,039
Whenever you feel like
you've had enough, speak up!

277
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,122
What's the matter?

278
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,362
The cat literally have your tongue?

279
00:12:32,347 --> 00:12:35,361
These quips actually feel a lot
meaner when you can't speak.

280
00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:37,152
Normally there'd be like
a back and forth...

281
00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:51,603
Did I just... vaporize him?

282
00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:04,353
The pit! Aah!

283
00:13:04,378 --> 00:13:06,745
Oh, you fell in the pit!

284
00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:09,291
You idiot!

285
00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:12,043
You mute freak!

286
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,915
Karen! Please, I'm begging you.

287
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,671
Don't do this. You're my friend.

288
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,173
I don't have friends.

289
00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:21,556
I trusted you.

290
00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:23,137
You shouldn't have.

291
00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:27,088
He makes a good point.

292
00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:29,045
How do I know I can trust you?

293
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,531
Well, I thought you might ask me that.

294
00:13:31,836 --> 00:13:34,798
So I am prepared to prove it to you.

295
00:13:36,508 --> 00:13:37,908
Oh!

296
00:13:45,396 --> 00:13:47,890
You didn't have to kill him. I just...

297
00:13:47,915 --> 00:13:50,614
I thought you might swear
an oath or something.

298
00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:53,461
Let's go get your island back.

299
00:13:56,775 --> 00:13:59,209
Whoo! Wow!

300
00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:00,713
Good work, everyone. Seriously.

301
00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:02,916
I mean, man, that went perfect.

302
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,230
I mean, that was flawless.

303
00:14:05,255 --> 00:14:07,015
Kind of amazing when you
think about it, right?

304
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,126
We're too late.

305
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,063
We have to leave this island. Now.

306
00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:11,521
The keys to the boat are in my...

307
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:14,771
Looking for these?

308
00:14:15,381 --> 00:14:16,981
How?

309
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:20,298
You see, Karen... she didn't stab me.

310
00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:21,888
No. She's my friend.

311
00:14:21,913 --> 00:14:24,914
She stabbed a boar bladder!

312
00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,353
Oh!

313
00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:29,207
I don't understand.

314
00:14:30,393 --> 00:14:34,720
Last night, three of our sisters
attempted to escape the harvest.

315
00:14:34,745 --> 00:14:36,706
An example must be made.

316
00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:39,470
Father Daddy, what are you doing?

317
00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:42,562
Why, I'm going to return them to
the earth from whence they came.

318
00:14:42,587 --> 00:14:44,060
You said I was helping them!

319
00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:46,954
My sweet child, not them... me.

320
00:14:46,979 --> 00:14:48,879
Take them to the corn.

321
00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:59,102
I let some friends down once.

322
00:14:59,127 --> 00:15:01,079
I swore it would never happen again.

323
00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:03,009
And you should have seen your face.

324
00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:05,962
Oh! Oh, she bought it, right?

325
00:15:05,987 --> 00:15:08,477
Oh, oh, Karen, please, don't!

326
00:15:08,502 --> 00:15:11,837
Don't... Don't kill me!

327
00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:13,874
I'm like Willem Dafoe.

328
00:15:13,899 --> 00:15:15,585
Agh! Oh!

329
00:15:16,362 --> 00:15:18,229
Shit!

330
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,520
You are shitting me!

331
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,429
Where is it?

332
00:15:39,943 --> 00:15:41,996
- Lift, lift.
- This wouldn't be so hard

333
00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:43,487
if you figured out the combination.

334
00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:45,222
Yeah, but just lift it. Lift it, man.

335
00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:49,826
Hey!

336
00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:51,394
- Where is she?
- Who?

337
00:15:51,419 --> 00:15:53,261
The Barracuda. She's...

338
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,787
Right behind you.

339
00:15:58,828 --> 00:16:01,606
Are you shitting me?!

340
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:04,832
We had one gun, and we just
left it out for anyone?!

341
00:16:04,857 --> 00:16:06,302
We should all be shot in the face!

342
00:16:06,327 --> 00:16:09,159
Everyone step away from
the boat or I'll shoot.

343
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:10,720
No, you won't.

344
00:16:11,354 --> 00:16:13,808
You forgot about Danny's
gun, didn't you?

345
00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:16,589
Now drop it or I'll shoot.

346
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,555
No.

347
00:16:19,531 --> 00:16:21,097
I don't think you will.

348
00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:22,317
Stop it, don't move!

349
00:16:22,342 --> 00:16:24,638
Do it, man! Take the shot!

350
00:16:24,663 --> 00:16:26,830
You don't want to shoot me, Steve.

351
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,003
Not after everything we've shared.

352
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,620
Don't listen to her, Steve.

353
00:16:30,645 --> 00:16:34,514
I know who you are...
who you really are.

354
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,133
We're the same, you and I.

355
00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:37,497
No, we're not.

356
00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:38,851
You were gonna kill everyone.

357
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:41,169
Just like you killed Turdhole.

358
00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:44,387
Except unlike them, I
don't hate you for it.

359
00:16:44,556 --> 00:16:47,340
You killed to protect what was yours.

360
00:16:48,581 --> 00:16:50,404
I wouldn't say we hate you.

361
00:16:50,429 --> 00:16:53,044
Yes, you would! You say it all the time!

362
00:16:53,119 --> 00:16:54,887
Well, I try and be nice about it.

363
00:16:54,912 --> 00:16:56,778
Come with me.

364
00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:59,895
We'll leave this island
together right now.

365
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:04,734
Steve... I love you.

366
00:17:04,883 --> 00:17:07,712
I love feeling you inside me.

367
00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:09,020
- Oh, gross!
- Disgusting!

368
00:17:09,044 --> 00:17:10,628
- Christ Almighty!
- Ugh!

369
00:17:10,653 --> 00:17:12,536
If you leave this island with them,

370
00:17:12,561 --> 00:17:14,260
you'll go to jail.

371
00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,952
I don't want to go to jail.
I don't want to go to jail!

372
00:17:16,977 --> 00:17:18,708
- Hey, hey, hey, Steve.
- All right.

373
00:17:18,824 --> 00:17:20,690
Steve, look at...

374
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,182
Look at me.

375
00:17:25,457 --> 00:17:27,294
I trust you.

376
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:36,779
- Don't!
- Hey.

377
00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:37,833
Come on!

378
00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:39,224
Point the gun at me.

379
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,342
Why? Why am I pointing it at you?

380
00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:44,400
Because I know how you feel.

381
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,863
The Barracuda...

382
00:17:46,888 --> 00:17:49,857
she makes you feel special,
like she cares about you.

383
00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:51,448
But she only cares about herself.

384
00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:53,340
Steve.

385
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,969
This bitch doesn't know me.

386
00:17:54,994 --> 00:17:57,168
No, but I know her kind.

387
00:17:57,193 --> 00:17:59,427
My name wasn't always Karen.

388
00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:03,748
It was... Sister Mercy.

389
00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:08,590
And I had a Father Daddy, and
I worshiped the harvest.

390
00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:09,661
- What?
- Huh?

391
00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:10,886
- What?
- What?

392
00:18:10,911 --> 00:18:12,759
I was in a cult.

393
00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:14,810
Oh, that makes so much sense.

394
00:18:14,835 --> 00:18:18,230
My Father Daddy told me I had
no friends and no family,

395
00:18:18,255 --> 00:18:19,849
but it wasn't true!

396
00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:23,773
Steve, think about all that
we've been through together.

397
00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:26,291
We are your friends.

398
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:28,362
We are your family.

399
00:18:30,011 --> 00:18:31,844
But I killed Turdhole.

400
00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:35,598
Which is why you can
never go home again.

401
00:18:35,623 --> 00:18:38,034
Hold on.

402
00:18:38,593 --> 00:18:40,860
Did you kill Turdhole?

403
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,418
Or did you kill a Nazi?

404
00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:46,534
I-I killed Turdhole.

405
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,610
No, I don't think you did.

406
00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:51,122
I think you saved us from Turdhole.

407
00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,991
- Right, everybody?
- Yeah. We thank you.

408
00:18:53,016 --> 00:18:54,520
The guy... The guy was a bad guy.

409
00:18:54,552 --> 00:18:56,318
I don't understand.

410
00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:58,266
You're all gonna lie for me?

411
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,024
Wouldn't have to lie.

412
00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:03,341
It's like we've always said,
you're a goddamn hero!

413
00:19:03,366 --> 00:19:04,614
We always say it.

414
00:19:04,639 --> 00:19:09,567
Steve, you could start over.

415
00:19:12,863 --> 00:19:14,715
I'd like that every much.

416
00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:18,159
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!

417
00:19:19,478 --> 00:19:21,621
My friends and I are going home.

418
00:19:21,804 --> 00:19:23,601
- Oh, my God!
- That was cool!

419
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:24,302
Whoo!

420
00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,262
Suck it, 'Cuda!

421
00:19:28,286 --> 00:19:29,452
Yeah!

422
00:19:29,477 --> 00:19:30,833
That was awesome!

423
00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:49,549
- We rocked this so hard.
- Whoo!

424
00:19:49,574 --> 00:19:51,841
I'm all jacked up right now!

425
00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:53,538
I think we should get married!

426
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,529
- What?
- Huh? What?

427
00:19:55,554 --> 00:19:57,640
You just proposed.

428
00:19:57,665 --> 00:20:00,155
Are you being serious, Todd?

429
00:20:00,679 --> 00:20:03,538
Holy shit. Ha.

430
00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:05,874
Yeah, I'm being serious.

431
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,547
Jess...

432
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:10,921
you're kind of a loose
cannon, but I love you.

433
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,871
Will you marry me, like, for reals?

434
00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:17,038
Oh, my God! Yes!

435
00:20:17,063 --> 00:20:19,921
Yeah!

436
00:20:19,946 --> 00:20:21,528
God, I'm strong!

437
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,437
So he smashes this log over my back,

438
00:20:23,462 --> 00:20:25,120
but I know the pit's right behind me,

439
00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:27,578
so I say, "Not today," and
then I flip him over...

440
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,002
Sorry, man. Hang on a second.

441
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,118
Wait, you're gonna miss the best part.

442
00:20:32,661 --> 00:20:34,760
So, um, I...

443
00:20:34,785 --> 00:20:36,906
Mmm.

444
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:39,660
Guys, are we really doing this?

445
00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:41,743
Are we actually going home?

446
00:20:41,944 --> 00:20:43,944
Feels like the end.

447
00:20:43,969 --> 00:20:45,635
It is the end.

448
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,721
It's definitely the end!

449
00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,259
Yeah!

450
00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:08,796
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