1 00:00:03,235 --> 00:00:06,135 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:17,065 --> 00:00:18,682 _ 3 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,685 Hey, Melter. It's your best friend, MODOK, back again. 4 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,435 How ya doin', buddy? 5 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,070 Let's see, what happened since the last time I was here. 6 00:00:26,071 --> 00:00:28,608 Oh! I saw a fat squirrel. 7 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:31,531 And also a time-traveling version of me kidnapped me and my family 8 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,491 and tried to force us all to kill each other at Murderworld. 9 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:35,080 Oh, and we've got two Lous now. 10 00:00:35,081 --> 00:00:38,157 They've both agreed to split the same amount of food as one Lou 11 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:40,169 so our grocery budget is unchanged. 12 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,915 Anyway the family's great. Mine, not yours. 13 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:45,208 Your family's really struggling 14 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,588 to respect my personal space! 15 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:51,299 Please, it's my anniversary. I just want to visit my husband. 16 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,051 I won the footrace through the cemetery! 17 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:56,432 Well, you didn't need to push my son into an open grave. 18 00:00:56,433 --> 00:00:59,141 I very much needed to. He was going to win. 19 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:02,645 Anyway, things with my family are on the upswing, 20 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:06,065 but my dreams of taking over the world have never felt further away. 21 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,186 Ever since I signed that contract, I've lost all my power at AIM. 22 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,714 I'm a mailman at my own company and... 23 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:15,157 Are you trying to be the loudest criers of all time? 24 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,478 Go take a lap. 25 00:01:16,502 --> 00:01:18,160 Oh, Melty, I don't know what to do. 26 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,621 - Give me a sign. - Time to turn over a new leaf. 27 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,502 Yup, that's what I call rakin'. 28 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:24,209 Turning over new leaves. 29 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,251 Hmm. No sign there. 30 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,962 Let's start a new chapter! 31 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:31,179 Just then, the boy wizard screamed into the fiery goblet, 32 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:33,045 "It's time for a life change." 33 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,469 What a weird way to start a chapter. 34 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,308 What you're doing isn't working. 35 00:01:37,309 --> 00:01:38,676 - Try something different. - Okay. 36 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,770 - Are you close? - No. Switch it up! 37 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:42,307 Come at it from a new angle! 38 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,351 Ugh, I can't hear myself think 39 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,689 over this very busy graveyard! 40 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,149 Well, thanks for nothing, Melter. 41 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,650 I knew you wouldn't be any help. 42 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:52,028 Wait. "Knew!" That's it! 43 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,155 Try something new! 44 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,250 Oh god! 45 00:02:02,251 --> 00:02:04,707 I can't find the mail cart. MODOK's gonna kill me! 46 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,128 He only gave me two jobs to do, mine and his! 47 00:02:07,129 --> 00:02:09,627 - Phil, have you seen the mail cart? - It's Tom. 48 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,470 Phil's been missing for two weeks. Everyone's pretty worried about him... 49 00:02:12,494 --> 00:02:14,008 So what! He's probably dead! 50 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,427 The mail cart's only been missing for five minutes! 51 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:17,928 There's still a chance to save it. 52 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:21,184 The squeak of the mail cart. Oh, it's haunting me! 53 00:02:21,185 --> 00:02:23,017 My own telltale cart! 54 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,808 Hey, Gary. Just need to scooch on by. 55 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,021 Oh no. He found it first. 56 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,731 Please don't punish me again. 57 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,942 I don't want to eat so much spaghetti I have to go to the hospital. 58 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,949 Punish? What are you talking about, Gary? 59 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:34,275 I'm just doin' my job. 60 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,030 So is this like a secret plan? 61 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,121 Are we gonna get back at Monica? Overthrow GRUMBL? 62 00:02:40,122 --> 00:02:41,327 What's in the cart? 63 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,498 It's mail, Gary. I'm a mailman. 64 00:02:43,499 --> 00:02:45,667 - You're not a mailman! - Indeed not. 65 00:02:45,668 --> 00:02:49,376 I am a mail person because women carry things too. 66 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,668 Often they carry much more. 67 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:52,922 What is happening?! 68 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:56,302 Gary, you need to relax. You need Relax Magazine. 69 00:02:56,303 --> 00:02:58,431 That's mine! And I need it! 70 00:02:58,432 --> 00:03:00,847 Whew! Now that's a lake. 71 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,224 Not a single goddamn wave. 72 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,684 Enjoy your day, Doris. 73 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,022 Out of the way, you human stain! 74 00:03:08,023 --> 00:03:10,147 Oh, Monica, a package for you. 75 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,548 Hyah! 76 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,235 What was that? A bomb? Some kind of poison? 77 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,776 Well, your little plan failed. 78 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:17,109 I think it's your BlueApron. 79 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,493 I can't believe you roundhouse kicked it into the air! 80 00:03:19,494 --> 00:03:20,741 That was like six meals! 81 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,410 Why are you delivering mail? 82 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,451 Is this some sort of revenge thing to get back at me 83 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:26,455 for replacing you as Scientist Supreme? 84 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,616 That was my guess too. 85 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,294 Hey, boss! Package for ya! 86 00:03:29,295 --> 00:03:31,460 Sounds like slacks. 87 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,381 Sounds like Nantucket Red. 88 00:03:33,382 --> 00:03:35,756 That's gonna look really nice on your body! 89 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,717 Uh, thank you. 90 00:03:36,718 --> 00:03:38,717 Aren't you gonna call me a shitbag or something? 91 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,509 No. Do you want me to? 92 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,428 No? 93 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,764 Then back to mail! 94 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:47,225 Because these good, hard-working people need their 95 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,644 edible underwear. 96 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,104 That's mine! Slide 'em on me! 97 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:53,105 - You've got it, Carl! Careful! 98 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,648 Wow. 99 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,819 When did MODOK become the perfect employee? 100 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,527 - _ - Ohhh! Gotta go. 101 00:04:01,079 --> 00:04:04,457 _ 102 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,710 I never know whether to go first or... 103 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:13,836 - We! - Go! 104 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,237 First! 105 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:16,551 Now you. 106 00:04:16,552 --> 00:04:19,508 Things are going great with the production of the GRUMBL GRome. 107 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,550 By Christmas, everyone on Earth should have 108 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,643 this smart hub speaker in their house. 109 00:04:23,644 --> 00:04:26,265 - Liar! - We know you've had setbacks! 110 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,676 The Board sees all! 111 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,150 Sure, but we're still on track for December and... 112 00:04:30,151 --> 00:04:32,895 - New plan. - We're stepping up the release date. 113 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,478 To Tuesday. 114 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,203 But that's months earlier than we planned! 115 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,395 - Silence! - We hunger. 116 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:42,073 For we are Hexus The Living Corporation! 117 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:46,831 - We move from planet to planet. - Enslaving the populations. 118 00:04:46,832 --> 00:04:49,158 Devouring their resources. 119 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,624 And now we've targeted your Earth. 120 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,166 First we acquired GRUMBL to gain trust, 121 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,796 then AIM to gain tech, 122 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,627 then AIM, the instant messenger. 123 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,508 To cyber with hot babes. 124 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,799 And now we will release the GRUMBL GRome 125 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,722 which will emit a mind-control frequency, 126 00:05:04,723 --> 00:05:08,181 subduing humanity and paving the way for our invasion. 127 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,603 Yeah, I know. I know the plan, but this timetable is... 128 00:05:10,604 --> 00:05:13,149 Are you having second thoughts, Austin? 129 00:05:13,150 --> 00:05:15,976 About selling out all of humanity? Not this man of his word. 130 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,343 The bag. 131 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:20,316 Oh that? That's just Daddy's doodle, Sherlock. 132 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,779 It looked at me! 133 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,200 We've gotten really close since I rescued him. 134 00:05:24,201 --> 00:05:26,578 I was hoping I could have him as a companion 135 00:05:26,579 --> 00:05:28,286 so I'm not so sad and alone. 136 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:31,537 - Denied! - Labradoodles will be the first to fall. 137 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,830 Get back to work on the GRome. 138 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,001 Right. Sorry I even asked. 139 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,472 Okay, listen to me. The Board... 140 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,095 Sees all 141 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:49,886 and is very excited about moving up the release date. 142 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,517 Yay! 143 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,694 Sorry to interrupt. Just had a tiny bit more mail to deliver. 144 00:05:58,695 --> 00:06:00,484 Ooh, some Valpaks. 145 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,355 Extra thick today, I'd say. 146 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:06,115 Okay, Monica, as our Scientist Supreme... 147 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,526 Congrats on that. 148 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,831 Do you think we can get this glitch fixed 149 00:06:09,832 --> 00:06:12,458 or do we have to delay the GRome launch? 150 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:15,416 - No, I fixed it. - Oh. You did? 151 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,997 Howdy, GRome. What's the temperature in Helsinki? 152 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,723 The current temperature in Helsinki... 153 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,086 It's still killing people! 154 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,135 Two people! Down from 10! 155 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:30,056 That's not bad considering how swamped I am with all this other bullshit work. 156 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:33,436 The Jiggle-Os have grown sex organs and are reproducing at alarming rates 157 00:06:33,437 --> 00:06:35,345 and in an alarming number of positions. 158 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:38,481 Two deaths, while impressive, is not good enough. 159 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:39,962 We're gonna have to delay the launch. 160 00:06:39,986 --> 00:06:42,191 I'm really disappointed. 161 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,320 E-excuse me, I have something to say... 162 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,564 Is this about the Valpaks? Just throw 'em in the trash! 163 00:06:49,588 --> 00:06:52,036 I think I can fix the glitch 164 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,996 if we hack the redundant AAC array 165 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,957 and index the 1080k SQL feed. 166 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,038 Monica? 167 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,918 That... could work. 168 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,499 Well, then I guess 169 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:06,342 The accelerated launch... 170 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,594 is a go. 171 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,115 MODOK, I am assigning the GRome to you. 172 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:11,345 I shan't let you down. 173 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,477 No! Don't you see? He wants to be the Scientist Supreme again! 174 00:07:14,478 --> 00:07:17,726 Oh, Monica, this'll free you up to cockblock the Jiggle-folk. 175 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:20,648 You know, fry off their little penises with a laser or whatever you want. 176 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:23,149 I'm not here to micromanage. Laser or you're fired. 177 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,677 MODOK's locket? He only takes this off when he's showering, 178 00:07:32,701 --> 00:07:34,949 which he never does. 179 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,022 There's my Gar-bear. 180 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,125 Come on. Gotta hit the road. 181 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,126 First day of bison huntin' season. 182 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,128 - Big Mike. I-I... - Uh-uh, not today. 183 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,509 Look. It's MODOK's locket. 184 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:47,797 It's beautiful. Get in the truck. 185 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,051 You don't understand. This is the future. 186 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,722 A world not of false promises but hard facts. 187 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,265 Where science is king. 188 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,056 What about our lockets? 189 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,394 Mine with a picture of you. 190 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,435 And yours with a picture of... 191 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,439 That ain't me. What is that? 192 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,571 It's a picture of MODOK's locket. 193 00:08:04,572 --> 00:08:06,318 Hooee! 194 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,320 Why don't you just throw me in a swimmin' hole 195 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,532 full of water moccasins? 196 00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:11,328 I've never seen him like this, Big Mike. 197 00:08:11,329 --> 00:08:13,075 He's losing faith in his dream. 198 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,496 Ever since he sold the company and signed that contract. 199 00:08:15,497 --> 00:08:17,325 Ever since Austi... Austin! 200 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,289 Austin's the cause of all of this! MODOK needs me. 201 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:23,544 That ungrateful sumabitch always needs you. 202 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:24,415 It's too important. 203 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,550 What he's fighting for. What we're fighting for. 204 00:08:27,551 --> 00:08:29,258 And if you don't get that, 205 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,929 maybe you don't get me either. 206 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:34,011 Everyone said, "Big Mike, be careful. 207 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,765 Watch out for this one." 208 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,306 Now I done get it. 209 00:08:45,611 --> 00:08:47,029 Austin. 210 00:08:47,030 --> 00:08:49,737 I wonder what's in his locket. 211 00:08:50,409 --> 00:08:51,695 I failed you, dawg. 212 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,078 I can't save you, and I can't live without you. 213 00:08:54,079 --> 00:08:56,866 So I say we leave this world together. 214 00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:00,918 By eating these cyanide pills dipped in delicious organic cashew butter. 215 00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:03,246 No! Cashew butter death ball! 216 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,254 Okay. Plan B. 217 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:07,415 You get the humane death, 218 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,132 and I'll shiv myself to death with this house key. 219 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,425 Ow. Ow. 220 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,176 My abs are just too rock hard. 221 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,618 Hey, Mr. Austin. 222 00:09:14,642 --> 00:09:16,715 Just taking a quick state-mandated lunch break. 223 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,643 Ohh, I wish I could work for you non-stop! 224 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,895 I think I have a new plan, Sherlock. 225 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,266 I call it Plan M. 226 00:09:26,535 --> 00:09:28,605 Sherlock! 227 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,158 Hmm, microwave oatmeal. 228 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,283 Look at that asshole. 229 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,993 He's clearly planning my demise. 230 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:40,164 I will not rest until I find out what MODOK's up to. 231 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,414 So hot! 232 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,955 I have to stop MODOK 233 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,498 from repairing the GRome. 234 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,251 If he fixes it, the world ends. 235 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,211 Well, it's probably ready now. 236 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,434 Austin is killing MODOK's spirit, 237 00:09:51,435 --> 00:09:54,335 so I must kill Austin's body. 238 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,304 Aah! Ow! So hot! 239 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,715 What the hell? I only put it in for 10 minutes! 240 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,940 It all comes down to MODOK. 241 00:10:01,941 --> 00:10:03,595 Well, it's gotta be cool by now. 242 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,774 Ohh! Still so hot! 243 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:14,614 Hey, Monica. 244 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:17,695 Carmilla? I told you a million times, call me Mom. 245 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:20,494 Or when I'm hiding from MODOK in my dead manatee, 246 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,455 Momatee. 247 00:10:21,456 --> 00:10:23,495 And why are you hiding from MODOK? 248 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,376 He's planning something! He's coming for me! 249 00:10:25,377 --> 00:10:27,377 You should have seen the way he was eating oatmeal! 250 00:10:27,401 --> 00:10:29,247 He's unhinged! 251 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:32,215 So... how was the Teen Zone, honey? 252 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:34,425 The same as it was four days ago, 253 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,906 when you were supposed to pick me up. 254 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,100 That wit. Oh, just like your father. 255 00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:40,306 You are my father. 256 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,137 You cloned a male version of yourself to inseminate you. 257 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,563 Hey, baby girl! Can you do Daddy a favor? 258 00:10:45,564 --> 00:10:48,064 Grab that ax over there and kill me! 259 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,645 Ignore that deadbeat. 260 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,900 Now come here and give your creator a hug! 261 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,163 You just spinal tapped me, didn't you? 262 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,573 I have to make sure you're not him in disguise. 263 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,831 Did I tell you he's after me? Did I tell you about the oatmeal? 264 00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:04,457 Ever since you became Scientist Supreme, it seems like you do less science. 265 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:06,536 I do plenty of science around here. 266 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,919 You're trying to undermine my confidence. 267 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,797 You've just given yourself away, MODOK! 268 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,088 Battle Orbs, kill! 269 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,929 Time to fly, time to die! 270 00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:17,886 Result: not MODOK. 271 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,596 I knew it was you. 272 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,265 And I love you. 273 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:25,436 What the frig is this? Are we blastin' or are we blastin'? 274 00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:26,845 Scram, ya Battle Orbs. 275 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:30,444 Aww, I just love when my little angel visits me at work. 276 00:11:30,445 --> 00:11:33,650 Your... your sweet, sweet face, so beautiful. 277 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,240 You're such a, um... a 10. 278 00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:38,237 You just injected me with Pym Particles, didn't you. 279 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,780 I think that MODOK might be inside me. 280 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,873 So go ahead and take a look around and do a murder if he is. 281 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,830 Whatever gets me out of this conversation. 282 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,371 Watch and learn, Manica. 283 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,334 This is how you raise a daughter. 284 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:52,415 Ho ho ho, that's the shit. 285 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,918 - MODOK. MODOK needs me. - _ 286 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,972 Must kill Austin for MODOK. 287 00:11:57,514 --> 00:11:58,514 _ 288 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:01,310 Chanted my obsession while working out. Check. 289 00:12:01,311 --> 00:12:04,385 Read Catcher in the Rye and highlighted the funny parts. Check. 290 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,684 What's left? Oh, make poison dart. 291 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,345 Wakey, wakey, Mr. Snakey. 292 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,113 If he wants to live, 293 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,896 Austin has to make like a mid-'70s muscle car 294 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,317 and Dodge Dart. 295 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:17,737 Ugh, Gary, why don't you ever say cool stuff like that in front of MODOK? 296 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,832 - Om! - Oh, Peaceful Pause time. 297 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:31,041 How about you and I take a thoughtful walk? 298 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:34,672 I know a great deserted back alley 67 blocks from here. 299 00:12:34,673 --> 00:12:35,799 - What do you say? - I'm in. 300 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,917 - Ah! - For tomorrow. 301 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,804 Today I need to finish the GRome. 302 00:12:38,805 --> 00:12:40,676 You're working so hard. 303 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,096 I'm worried about your vitamin D. 304 00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:43,465 Let's get some sunshine. 305 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,722 Away from all these sunblocking cameras. 306 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,444 I guess I could take a couple of minutes... 307 00:12:47,468 --> 00:12:50,349 Oh, I can't. I forgot my walking jacket. 308 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:52,692 - You can use mine! - That's perfect. 309 00:12:52,693 --> 00:12:55,318 But I once borrowed a jacket at a country club 310 00:12:55,319 --> 00:12:57,485 and got scabies from a very rich man. 311 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,206 So now I have a strict no jacket borrowing... 312 00:12:59,230 --> 00:13:01,696 Please go outside with me. I'm begging you. 313 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,979 I've never been outside with you, and I've never asked you 314 00:13:04,003 --> 00:13:05,662 to go outside with me but I need it today, 315 00:13:05,663 --> 00:13:07,330 and it's so nice outside. 316 00:13:07,331 --> 00:13:09,789 I've seen you go outside with other people, 317 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,330 but the one day I need you to go outside with me, 318 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,836 all you wanna do is not go outside. 319 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:18,127 And I'm begging you. Please! 320 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,799 I can't say no to that. 321 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,840 Howdy, GRome, can you say no to that 322 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,432 and then set a meeting for us after the launch. 323 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,969 Updating calendar. 324 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,733 My face! My face! 325 00:13:28,734 --> 00:13:30,434 It didn't kill anyone! 326 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,395 Just a simple maiming. Progress! 327 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,355 No, please! We have to talk! 328 00:13:36,855 --> 00:13:38,068 _ 329 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:40,818 Those cameras are really loud. I should probably fix that. 330 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,281 Just call me the work-obsessed beaver, never-stopping, never-ceasing beaver, 331 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,783 chomping at this and that. 332 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,184 That's the expression. 333 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,583 _ 334 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,620 - Austin. - We need to talk. 335 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,791 Right now. 336 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,168 I-I-I can explain. 337 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,209 We got new outfits. 338 00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,512 Be honest. Which one of us looks the best? 339 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,835 You all look the same. 340 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,634 Aren't you like... one thing? 341 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,795 One hive-mind, 342 00:14:04,819 --> 00:14:07,008 but each tendril has a distinct personality. 343 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,308 - I like pretty faces. - I like ugly faces. 344 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:13,563 - And I'm an ass man. - Well, you guys look amazing. 345 00:14:13,564 --> 00:14:16,272 - Hmm. - And very different to me. 346 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,651 I've gotta get back to work... 347 00:14:17,652 --> 00:14:20,568 Also, we've had a change of heart about your dog. 348 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,739 He shall not die in the invasion. 349 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,738 Wow. Thank you so much. 350 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,240 We want him dead now! 351 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,289 His unconditional love is too much of a distraction. 352 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:32,116 You will shred him and serve us his meat. 353 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,546 No, Sherlock! This is bad! 354 00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:36,252 I want to eat your dog plain. 355 00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:38,591 I want to eat your dog Baja style. 356 00:14:38,592 --> 00:14:40,796 See how different we all are? 357 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:44,047 Now that I heard his order, change mine to Baja style. 358 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:47,136 Me too. Make it three Baja style. 359 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,757 Ah, it's up to you, snake. 360 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,730 Well, I guess that snake is hiss-tory. 361 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,531 And MODOK misses another gem. 362 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,775 Monica's gotta have something in here that'll help me warn MODOK. 363 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:14,117 That's a... problem for tomorrow. 364 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,582 Ah. 365 00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:18,955 Oh! 366 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,131 You screamed the whole way here. 367 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,720 - You really embarrassed me. - I'm scared of bags! 368 00:15:24,721 --> 00:15:27,426 MODOK. Tell me everything... 369 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,306 - Oh, my name's Gary! - About MODOK, you moron. 370 00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:32,885 Oh, my favorite topic. I know everything about MODOK. 371 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,476 - What is he up to? - Oh, I don't know that. 372 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,796 - What was that? - Wasn't me. 373 00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:39,611 My screams sound like "Yeoww!" 374 00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:41,726 MODOK! Battle Orbs! 375 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,949 Is this another false alarm? We want guaranteed action. 376 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:47,815 This is not the time to negotiate. I need you right now! 377 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:51,284 Oh, then I'd say that makes this the perfect time to negotiate. 378 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,685 How about I guarantee you can kill this guy no matter what? 379 00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,389 The guy who just chewed off his own hand? 380 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,459 It's MODOK! He's hiding in my fusion chamber! 381 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,711 Attack! This is a guaranteed kill! 382 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,381 Here we go, boys! 383 00:16:07,052 --> 00:16:08,469 Battle Orbs, stand down! 384 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:09,968 Oh, you've gotta be kiddin'! 385 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,475 Austin? 386 00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:22,231 Dear god, I let myself get distracted! 387 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,566 MODOK's gone! 388 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,567 He's out there doing something, I know it! 389 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,028 I need to find him! 390 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,947 Where in the world is MODOK? 391 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,199 Sir, Avengers Tower is under attack. 392 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,602 On my way. 393 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,419 Alright, let's do this quick. 394 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,787 I got three minutes before my Crest White Strips come off. 395 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,239 Iron Man. 396 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,827 Can we talk? 397 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,732 MODOK. 398 00:16:57,643 --> 00:17:00,243 Ma'am, here's a draft of the press release for the GRome launch. 399 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:04,609 Monica, a bunch of Jiggle-O babies commandeered an Amtrak train this morning. 400 00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:05,816 What's the... Aah! 401 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,107 Hey, is that an invisible battle suit? 402 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:07,780 No! 403 00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:10,568 We need to start this meeting. Where's Austin? 404 00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:18,162 Oh great. Let's begin. Item One. 405 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,546 Oh god, he's here. 406 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,517 Hey, everyone. Or should I say, 407 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,599 Howdy, GRome. 408 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,769 Oh no! 409 00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:41,187 Hello, Ma-dok. 410 00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:43,106 Don't you mean "MODOK," GRome? 411 00:17:43,107 --> 00:17:44,685 I don't understand. 412 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,149 It talked without killing. We can sell it! 413 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,610 That's right! I fixed it! 414 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:53,950 Clap. 415 00:17:53,951 --> 00:17:54,779 - Clap. - Clap. 416 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,413 The board is pleased. 417 00:17:56,414 --> 00:17:57,950 The Board's here! 418 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,413 That's great because I have even more good news. 419 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:03,794 I've secured a brand ambassador for the GRome launch. 420 00:18:03,795 --> 00:18:06,586 My ex-wife's ex-boyfriend, Wonder Man! 421 00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:09,005 The Hunchback Quarterback himself! 422 00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,256 We love it! 423 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,257 I haven't even gotten to the best part! 424 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,799 - Tell us! - Tell us! 425 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,142 You have to tell us! 426 00:18:15,143 --> 00:18:17,007 I sold AIM! 427 00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:18,854 - Clap. - Clap. 428 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,181 Wait, what? 429 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,232 Yeah, I have the same question as Austin: 430 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,899 what do you mean you sold AIM? 431 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,188 I sold my shares. 432 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:32,111 Now, allow me to introduce the new owner of AIM. 433 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,392 Let me in. 434 00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:35,440 - They don't open. - What? I can't hear you. 435 00:18:35,441 --> 00:18:36,907 They don't open! 436 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:39,038 - What? The windows don't open! - You have... 437 00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:40,745 - You have to go around! - What? Hold on! 438 00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,206 I'm, I'm just gonna go around!! 439 00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:45,583 Well, that was less dramatic than I was hoping for. 440 00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:47,254 - I heard that. - As I was saying. 441 00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:50,546 I sold a controlling stake of AIM to Iron Man. 442 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,797 You don't have enough shares. 443 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,178 True. My shares alone aren't enough. 444 00:18:55,179 --> 00:18:57,717 But Iron Man will have a controlling stake of AIM 445 00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:01,181 when he buys all the shares held by... Monica. 446 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,389 What? 447 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,653 I want you to sell all your shares to Iron Man. 448 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,902 Why would I ever do that? 449 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,744 Nice invisi-suit, by the way. 450 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,329 I'm selling my shares to Iron Man. 451 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:19,825 What? 452 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,656 And like that, 453 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,662 - AIM is yours. - Cool. 454 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:26,123 Let's get down to business. First order of business. 455 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:29,090 AIM is no longer in the world-taking-over business. 456 00:19:29,091 --> 00:19:32,126 Why am I saying business so much? That's none of your... concern! 457 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,050 Who did I get? Come on, admit it! I got that guy! 458 00:19:34,074 --> 00:19:35,179 I know I got that guy. 459 00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:36,755 - The GRome! - Yes, the GRome! 460 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,138 But what of the GRome? 461 00:19:38,139 --> 00:19:39,804 Oh yeah, I'll release it. 462 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,565 MODOK showed it to me. It's gonna make me a... 463 00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:44,229 Pffff! GRome, what comes after octillion? 464 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:45,685 You have to say "Howdy GRome." 465 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,526 Well, that's humiliating. And I won't say it. 466 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,608 And I know the answer anyways: it's nonillion. 467 00:19:49,609 --> 00:19:51,476 I'm about to become a nonillionaire. 468 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,113 Oh right, and before I forget. Uh, MODOK? Monica? 469 00:19:54,114 --> 00:19:56,951 You're fired. 470 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,158 And that's how you get out of a contract. 471 00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:07,042 Word of advice, leave the science to the scientists. 472 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,844 - _ - I used dashes instead of periods. 473 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:17,178 My lawyers say it's dubious, so we might want to pitch on that. 474 00:20:17,179 --> 00:20:19,596 I spent all this time fighting to get AIM back, 475 00:20:19,597 --> 00:20:21,715 I forgot what AIM really is. 476 00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:23,272 It's not some stupid building. 477 00:20:23,273 --> 00:20:25,595 AIM is MODOK and Monica. 478 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,101 Monica and MODOK is AIM. 479 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,812 Time to get back to doing what we do best. 480 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,732 Science for science's sake. 481 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:36,572 And with you as Scientist Supreme, we'll soon take over the world. 482 00:20:36,573 --> 00:20:40,030 Wait. If I'm Scientist Supreme, what's your title? 483 00:20:40,054 --> 00:20:41,885 _ 484 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,949 You tiresome piece of shit. 485 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,705 MODOK! Wait! You can't let them release the GRome! 486 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,946 The Board is... 487 00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:50,289 Oh shit! 488 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,172 I did it! I saved you! 489 00:20:52,173 --> 00:20:54,709 Jesus, Gary. You killed Austin! 490 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,761 You're a sick, twisted psycho and you're obsessed with me. 491 00:20:57,762 --> 00:21:00,588 Which makes you a perfect fit for my new company! 492 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:03,564 Great! Can I have the weekend to fix things with my husband? 493 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,640 No! We start tomorrow! 494 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,731 Also I probably won't be in the office for at least a month. 495 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,358 - _ - Put the dowels in first. 496 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,645 The dowels don't do anything. 497 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,399 It's the screws that hold the weight. 498 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,609 Manual says dowels first. 499 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:19,951 She did it again. Bring in another one. 500 00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,659 - Big Mike! - Bison burgers. 501 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,540 Fresh off the hunt. 502 00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:29,368 Yech! You better be worth him. 503 00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,670 And you better make more of these, 504 00:21:31,671 --> 00:21:33,087 'ca-'cause they're good. 505 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,919 Hey, something's been bothering me. 506 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:38,760 I know you had to get out of that contract. 507 00:21:38,761 --> 00:21:42,007 But, of all people, why sell it to your mortal enemy? 508 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,010 'Cause this. 509 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,064 Howdy, GRome, who's better looking, 510 00:21:46,065 --> 00:21:47,806 Wonder Man or Iron Man? 511 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,368 Thor. 512 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:50,766 Oh, this is awful. 513 00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,979 Just wait. 514 00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:55,647 Did you hear that? It sounds like... 515 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:57,129 - Oh god! - What's going on? 516 00:21:57,153 --> 00:21:58,903 Oh god! Oh god! 517 00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:01,606 It took me just two minutes to fix the GRome 518 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,282 but two days to calibrate a single wavelength 519 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:07,285 that drives all animals bonkers. 520 00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,086 There's something in my suit! 521 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,292 Shoot the squirrels! They're friends to the homeless! 522 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:17,378 Ha ha! Nice work, Scientist Supremer. 523 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:20,129 Today, Stark. Tomorrow, the world. 524 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:23,532 - Alright, Janice. - The job interview is almost over. 525 00:22:23,556 --> 00:22:25,428 But first, tough question time. 526 00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:28,934 - What is your biggest weakness? - You must reveal it! 527 00:22:28,935 --> 00:22:32,059 Um... I work too hard, I guess. 528 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,439 Maybe I care too hard? 529 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,357 - Those are good things! - Those are your weaknesses? 530 00:22:36,358 --> 00:22:39,775 - You have to be our new CEO! - Do you accept, Janice? 531 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,816 - I guess. - Excellent! 532 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:45,656 - The invasion is still on. - And now with Janice by our side. 533 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,527 Hexus shall stop at nothing. 534 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,874 To destroy MODOK. 535 00:22:52,231 --> 00:22:55,148 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~