1 00:00:03,655 --> 00:00:06,598 _ 2 00:00:11,718 --> 00:00:13,883 On my way down to coordinate search and rescue. 3 00:00:13,934 --> 00:00:16,365 On my way down to coordinate search and rescue. 4 00:00:16,368 --> 00:00:19,419 I mean, honestly, how do you keep your food down? 5 00:00:19,422 --> 00:00:20,661 Shut up. 6 00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:25,083 - Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Hey, hey. Buddy! 7 00:00:25,086 --> 00:00:27,716 What do you think? Maximum occupancy has been reached. 8 00:00:27,719 --> 00:00:29,550 Take the stairs. 9 00:00:29,553 --> 00:00:31,625 Yeah. Stop, stop. 10 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,748 Hand over the case, Stark. 11 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:41,138 Hand it over. 12 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:42,646 - Stark? - Stark? 13 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:46,497 Breathe, breathe. 14 00:00:50,942 --> 00:00:53,708 Good job. Meet me in the alley. I'm gonna grab a quick slice. 15 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:01,338 No stairs! 16 00:01:10,434 --> 00:01:12,016 Where's Loki? 17 00:01:12,026 --> 00:01:14,770 Loki! Loki! 18 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:17,802 _ 19 00:03:01,075 --> 00:03:04,700 I am Loki of Asgard. 20 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:08,748 And I am burdened with glorious purpose. 21 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,083 _ 22 00:03:10,521 --> 00:03:12,122 _ 23 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,373 I... 24 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:22,665 Never mind. 25 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,083 Don't touch that. 26 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:33,099 Appears to be a standard sequence violation. 27 00:03:33,102 --> 00:03:36,141 Branch is growing at a stable rate and slope. 28 00:03:36,144 --> 00:03:37,810 Variant identified. 29 00:03:38,864 --> 00:03:40,362 I beg your pardon. 30 00:03:40,365 --> 00:03:42,779 On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, 31 00:03:42,782 --> 00:03:46,568 I hereby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline. 32 00:03:46,571 --> 00:03:47,778 Hands up. 33 00:03:47,781 --> 00:03:50,570 You're coming with us. 34 00:03:50,573 --> 00:03:52,247 I'm sorry. Who's "us"? 35 00:03:54,072 --> 00:03:56,486 Last chance, Variant. 36 00:03:59,658 --> 00:04:01,664 It's been a very long day, 37 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:03,294 and I think I've had my fill of idiots 38 00:04:03,297 --> 00:04:04,966 in armored suits telling me what to do, 39 00:04:04,969 --> 00:04:09,232 so, if you don't mind, this is actually your last chance. 40 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,708 Now get out of my way. 41 00:04:24,081 --> 00:04:27,745 You are now moving at 1/16th speed, 42 00:04:27,748 --> 00:04:30,560 but feeling all that pain in real time. 43 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,904 Reset the timeline. 44 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,915 - What species? - Variant Skrull. 45 00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:21,456 What is this place? 46 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:24,081 My dad is on the board of Goldman Sachs. 47 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,373 One call and your whole job is privatized. 48 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,540 - All right. - How'd you like that? 49 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:29,917 Hello, sir. 50 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:41,331 - Come on. - You're making a terrible mistake. 51 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:43,956 You're making a big mistake. Whoa! 52 00:05:43,958 --> 00:05:47,123 - Hello, ma'am, uh... - Log this as evidence. 53 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,748 Oh... 54 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,540 Can you at least tell me what it is? 55 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:53,873 It's the Tesseract. Be very careful with it. 56 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,040 It sounds dumb. 57 00:05:56,946 --> 00:05:58,290 Know this. 58 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:01,456 You cross me, there are deadly consequences. 59 00:06:01,458 --> 00:06:03,415 We'll see. 60 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,667 Hey, hey! 61 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:26,388 Absolutely not. 62 00:06:26,391 --> 00:06:28,677 This is fine Asgardian leather. 63 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,958 Hold very still. 64 00:06:39,297 --> 00:06:41,331 Now, hang on just a minute. 65 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:53,665 Please sign to verify this is everything you've ever said. 66 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:55,498 What? 67 00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:00,292 Sign this, too. 68 00:07:02,325 --> 00:07:03,708 Oh, this is absurd. 69 00:07:08,239 --> 00:07:09,607 And this. 70 00:07:36,104 --> 00:07:37,796 Please confirm to your knowledge that 71 00:07:37,799 --> 00:07:39,353 you are not a fully robotic being, 72 00:07:39,356 --> 00:07:40,895 were born an organic creature, 73 00:07:40,898 --> 00:07:44,146 and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul. 74 00:07:44,149 --> 00:07:46,911 What? "To my knowledge"? 75 00:07:46,914 --> 00:07:49,083 Do a lot of people not know if they're robots? 76 00:07:49,086 --> 00:07:51,568 Thank you for confirming. Move through. 77 00:08:00,085 --> 00:08:02,160 What if I was a robot and I didn't know it? 78 00:08:02,163 --> 00:08:04,327 The machine would melt you from the inside out. 79 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:05,763 Please move along, sir. 80 00:08:09,332 --> 00:08:12,638 Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine. 81 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,250 What? 82 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,540 - Oh, what's that? - Your temporal aura. 83 00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:28,000 - What's that? - Please, through the door. 84 00:08:31,823 --> 00:08:33,529 Take a ticket. 85 00:08:33,532 --> 00:08:36,450 What is this, a deli? No. 86 00:08:42,612 --> 00:08:43,695 Take a ticket. 87 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,440 There's only two of us in here. 88 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:50,316 Take a ticket. 89 00:09:10,991 --> 00:09:13,802 This is a mistake! I shouldn't be here! 90 00:09:13,805 --> 00:09:16,540 Hey there! You're probably saying, 91 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:19,250 "This is a mistake. I shouldn't even be here." 92 00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:25,790 Welcome to the Time Variance Authority. 93 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:27,331 I'm Miss Minutes, 94 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,177 and it's my job to catch you up 95 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:32,732 before you stand trial for your crimes. 96 00:09:32,735 --> 00:09:35,279 So let's not waste another minute. 97 00:09:35,282 --> 00:09:39,419 Settle in, sharpen your pencils, and check this out. 98 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:46,123 Long ago, there was a vast multiversal war. 99 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:49,763 Countless unique timelines battled each other for supremacy, 100 00:09:49,766 --> 00:09:52,290 nearly resulting in the total destruction of... 101 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,998 ...well, everything. 102 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,290 But then, the all-knowing Time-Keepers emerged, 103 00:09:58,292 --> 00:10:03,206 bringing peace by reorganizing the multiverse into a single timeline, 104 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:06,581 the Sacred Timeline. 105 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:10,911 Now, the Time-Keepers protect and preserve the proper flow of time 106 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,620 for everyone and everything. 107 00:10:13,623 --> 00:10:16,166 But sometimes, people like you 108 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:18,888 veer off the path the Time-Keepers created. 109 00:10:18,891 --> 00:10:21,466 We call those Variants. 110 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:26,411 Maybe you started an uprising, or were just late for work. 111 00:10:26,414 --> 00:10:30,789 Whatever it was, stepping off your path created a nexus event, 112 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:34,290 which, left unchecked, could branch off into madness, 113 00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:37,292 leading to another multiversal war. 114 00:10:37,295 --> 00:10:38,747 _ 115 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,206 But, don't worry, 116 00:10:40,209 --> 00:10:41,669 to make sure that doesn't happen, 117 00:10:41,672 --> 00:10:47,080 the Time-Keepers created the TVA and all its incredible workers. 118 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:51,771 The TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake 119 00:10:51,774 --> 00:10:54,904 and set time back on its predetermined path. 120 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:59,872 Now that your actions have left you without a place on the timeline, 121 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:02,482 you must stand trial for your offenses. 122 00:11:02,485 --> 00:11:06,358 So sit tight, and we'll get you in front of a judge in no time. 123 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,612 Just make sure you have your ticket, 124 00:11:08,615 --> 00:11:11,958 and you'll be seen by the next available attendant. 125 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:17,294 - For all time. - Always. 126 00:11:22,162 --> 00:11:25,077 Time-Keepers? The Sacred Timeline? 127 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,790 Who actually believes this bunkum? 128 00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:29,373 - Ticket, sir? - He didn't give me a ticket. I asked. 129 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:31,740 - Ticket, sir! - I tried to ask that guy for a ticket! 130 00:11:31,743 --> 00:11:32,810 Sir... 131 00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:36,228 What, you're raising your voice at me, bucket head? 132 00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:48,081 Thanks for visiting the TVA. 133 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,500 Don't hesitate to let us know how we're doing. 134 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:08,260 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 135 00:12:15,393 --> 00:12:21,177 _ 136 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:24,206 The hunter and his Minutemen responded to a routine nexus event. 137 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:27,505 It appears that when they arrived, somebody got the jump on 'em. 138 00:12:27,508 --> 00:12:28,654 You think? 139 00:12:29,575 --> 00:12:30,875 It's him. 140 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,167 Yeah, stab wounds look consistent with the others. 141 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,635 Positioning of the bodies indicates 142 00:12:39,637 --> 00:12:41,646 they didn't know what the hell hit 'em. 143 00:12:42,645 --> 00:12:47,435 And reset charge is gone. 144 00:12:47,438 --> 00:12:49,935 That's the sixth attack in the last week. 145 00:12:51,109 --> 00:12:52,484 That we know of. 146 00:12:53,859 --> 00:12:56,692 - Hey! - Wait, stand down! Stand down. 147 00:12:58,514 --> 00:12:59,764 It's just a kid. 148 00:13:04,025 --> 00:13:05,358 _ 149 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:08,911 _ 150 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,454 Hey, yo! 151 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,911 _ 152 00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:15,130 _ 153 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,315 Tap it. 154 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:43,294 _ 155 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,065 Don't worry, that devil's afraid of us. 156 00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,941 We're gonna take care of him. 157 00:13:58,944 --> 00:14:02,419 And we're gonna put you back where you belong. 158 00:14:07,257 --> 00:14:08,715 _ 159 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:10,990 _ 160 00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:20,982 Devil bearing gifts. 161 00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,048 Go ahead and run this for sequence period 162 00:14:24,051 --> 00:14:26,118 and any hints of temporal aura. 163 00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:28,633 You know we won't get anything. 164 00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:30,592 Yeah, just give it a shot. 165 00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:36,040 The branch is nearing red line. We need to go. 166 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,375 Okay. 167 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,825 _ 168 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,083 It's okay. 169 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,040 Set a reset charge. 170 00:14:55,615 --> 00:14:57,667 Sir, there's something you'll wanna see. 171 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,667 Next case, please. 172 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:16,540 Laufeyson. Variant L1130, AKA Loki Laufeyson, 173 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:20,542 is charged with sequence violation 7-20-89. 174 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,922 How do you plead? 175 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,424 Madam, a god doesn't plead. 176 00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,916 This has been a very enjoyable pantomime, 177 00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:33,784 but I'd like to go home now. 178 00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:36,660 Are you guilty or not guilty, sir? 179 00:15:36,663 --> 00:15:40,540 Guilty of being the God of Mischief? Yes. 180 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:43,706 Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes. 181 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:48,052 Guilty of a crime against the Sacred Timeline? 182 00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:50,193 Absolutely not, you have the wrong person. 183 00:15:50,196 --> 00:15:52,705 Oh, really? And who should we have? 184 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,700 I suspect, the Avengers. 185 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,760 I came into possession of the Tesseract 186 00:15:56,763 --> 00:15:58,492 because they traveled through time, 187 00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:03,290 no doubt in a last-ditch effort to stave off my ascent to God King. 188 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:05,415 That's quite an accusation. 189 00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:08,560 Oh, believe me, you can smell the cologne of two Tony Starks. 190 00:16:08,563 --> 00:16:12,311 You speak of Time Criminals? It's they you should be after. 191 00:16:12,314 --> 00:16:16,831 Perhaps you could provide me with a taskforce and resources, 192 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,247 and I could return and eliminate them for you. 193 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,237 We're not here to talk about the Avengers. 194 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,488 - Oh, no? - No. 195 00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:26,693 What they did was supposed to happen. You escaping was not. 196 00:16:30,847 --> 00:16:32,553 Right. Uh... 197 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:36,596 "Not supposed to happen"? According to whom? 198 00:16:36,599 --> 00:16:38,222 The Time-Keepers? 199 00:16:38,225 --> 00:16:40,825 Oh, the Time-Keepers. Right. 200 00:16:40,828 --> 00:16:46,576 Well, perhaps I should speak to these Time-Keepers, gods to gods. 201 00:16:46,579 --> 00:16:49,060 I'm sorry, but they're quite busy. 202 00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:51,020 Oh, they are? What are they doing? 203 00:16:51,023 --> 00:16:53,123 Dictating the proper flow of time. 204 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,271 I see. Right. And then what do you do? 205 00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:59,064 Dictate the proper flow of time according to their dictations. 206 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,192 How do you plead? 207 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,417 Guilty... 208 00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:08,333 of this. 209 00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:20,250 - What's going on? - Hang on. Everyone quiet. 210 00:17:21,555 --> 00:17:24,636 - He's trying to use his powers, ma'am. - Don't rush me. 211 00:17:24,639 --> 00:17:26,387 Damn it! Why won't it work? 212 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:31,555 Magic powers? They're no good in the TVA, Mr. Laufeyson. 213 00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:34,779 The court finds you guilty, and I sentence you to be reset. 214 00:17:34,782 --> 00:17:36,364 Next case, please! 215 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:40,406 "Reset"? What does that mean? What, is it bad? What does it mean? 216 00:17:40,409 --> 00:17:45,165 Hey! You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends! 217 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:48,623 It's not your story, Mr. Laufeyson. It never was. 218 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,623 You have no idea what I'm capable of! 219 00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,208 I... I think I might. 220 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,333 Have an idea of what he's capable of. 221 00:17:58,852 --> 00:18:00,247 Approach the bench. 222 00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:06,175 Hi. 223 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,540 If you're thinking what I think you are, it's a bad idea. 224 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:12,849 Okay, I'm just chasing a hunch. 225 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:17,665 Anything goes sideways, it's on you. 226 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,415 Okay. I feel like I'm always looking up to you. 227 00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,708 I like it. It's appropriate. 228 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,333 And who are you? 229 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,165 I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. 230 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:43,042 I'll show you where my desk is, you can start there. 231 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,292 Have a look. 232 00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:58,159 Home sweet home. 233 00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:02,790 I thought there was no magic here. 234 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:03,833 There isn't. 235 00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:27,042 That's not real. 236 00:19:28,124 --> 00:19:31,330 It is, and, unfortunately, so is all the paperwork. 237 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,292 Good tinder for your fire, though. Come on. 238 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,789 This place is a nightmare. 239 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,123 That's another department. 240 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,419 Now that department I'll help you burn down. 241 00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:48,021 I'm Agent Mobius, by the way. 242 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,115 Are you taking me somewhere to kill me? 243 00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:57,282 No. That's where you just were. I'm taking you some place to talk. 244 00:19:57,285 --> 00:19:58,623 I don't like to talk. 245 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,831 But you do like to lie, which you just did. 246 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,706 Because we both know you love to talk. 247 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,341 Talkie-talkie. 248 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,415 How long have you been here? 249 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,201 I don't know. It's hard to say, 250 00:20:11,204 --> 00:20:14,310 time passes differently here in the TVA. 251 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,575 - What does that mean? - You'll catch up. 252 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:22,115 So, you're part of the TVA's courageous and dedicated workforce? 253 00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:23,241 Yes. 254 00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:25,713 - You were created by the Time-Keepers. - Yep. 255 00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:28,915 - To protect the Sacred Timeline. - Correct. 256 00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:33,044 Is that funny? 257 00:20:33,047 --> 00:20:36,504 The idea that your little club decides the fate of trillions of people 258 00:20:36,507 --> 00:20:40,289 across all of existence at the behest of three space lizards, 259 00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:41,716 yes, it's funny. 260 00:20:41,719 --> 00:20:43,134 It's absurd. 261 00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:44,718 I thought you didn't like to talk. 262 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,083 After you. 263 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:05,873 For the record, this really does feel like a killing-me kind of a room. 264 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,415 Not big on trust, are you? 265 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:10,966 Trust is for children and dogs. 266 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,164 There's only one person you can trust. 267 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,206 Yourself? I like it. 268 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,792 Slap it on a T-shirt. 269 00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:21,248 If the TVA truly oversees all of time, 270 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,665 how have I never heard of you until now? 271 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,331 'Cause you've never needed to. 272 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,372 You've always lived within your set path. 273 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,831 I live within whatever path I choose. 274 00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:32,740 Sure you do. Okay, come have a seat. 275 00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:41,706 I told you, time moves differently in the TVA. 276 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:42,896 Come on, sit down. 277 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:46,167 Let's get into this. 278 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,583 Go on, have a seat. 279 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,915 If looks could kill. 280 00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:06,540 What do you want from me? 281 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,365 Well, let's start with a little cooperation. 282 00:22:09,368 --> 00:22:10,741 Not my forte. 283 00:22:10,744 --> 00:22:11,867 Really? 284 00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:15,247 Even when you're wooing someone powerful you intend to betray? 285 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,873 Come on. 286 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:18,456 You don't know anything about me. 287 00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,167 Maybe I'd like to learn. 288 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,456 I specialize in the pursuit of dangerous Variants. 289 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,748 Like myself? 290 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:26,873 Mmm... 291 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:29,081 No, particularly dangerous Variants. 292 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:32,290 You're just a little pussycat. 293 00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:34,107 I got a set of questions for you. 294 00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:35,789 You answer them honestly, 295 00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:39,290 and then maybe I can give you something you want. 296 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,456 You wanna get out of here, right? 297 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:42,873 Yeah, so we'll start there. 298 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:44,958 Should you return, what are you gonna do? 299 00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:50,383 - Finish what I started. - Which is? 300 00:22:50,386 --> 00:22:52,050 Claim my throne. 301 00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:53,539 You wanna be king? 302 00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:55,623 I don't want to be, I was born to be. 303 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:58,623 I know, but king of what exactly? 304 00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:02,123 You wouldn't understand. 305 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:03,125 Try me. 306 00:23:06,042 --> 00:23:07,498 Midgard. 307 00:23:07,501 --> 00:23:09,251 AKA Earth. 308 00:23:10,114 --> 00:23:13,115 All right. Now you're the king of Midgard, then what? 309 00:23:13,118 --> 00:23:14,417 Happily ever after? 310 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,248 Asgard, the Nine Realms. 311 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,290 - Space? - Space? 312 00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:24,990 Space is big. That'd be a nice feather in your cap. 313 00:23:24,993 --> 00:23:26,724 "Loki, the King of Space." 314 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,956 Mock me if you dare. 315 00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:32,040 No, I'm not. 316 00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:35,206 Honestly, I'm actually a fan. Yeah. 317 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,499 And I guess I'm wondering why 318 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:41,154 does someone with so much range just wanna rule? 319 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,498 I would've made it easy for them. 320 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,998 People like easy. 321 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,125 The first and most oppressive lie ever uttered 322 00:23:53,979 --> 00:23:55,893 was the song of freedom. 323 00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,186 How's that one go? 324 00:23:57,189 --> 00:24:00,312 For nearly every living thing, 325 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:05,849 choice breeds shame and uncertainty and regret. 326 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:09,331 There's a fork in every road, 327 00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:12,456 yet the wrong path always taken. 328 00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:14,206 Good. Yeah. 329 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,915 You said "nearly every living thing," 330 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:18,831 so I'm guessing you don't fall into that category? 331 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,958 The Time-Keepers have built quite the circus, 332 00:24:25,918 --> 00:24:29,458 and I see the clowns are playing their parts to perfection. 333 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:33,123 Big metaphor guy. I love it. 334 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,998 Makes you sound super smart. 335 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,568 I am smart. 336 00:24:36,571 --> 00:24:37,735 I know. 337 00:24:37,738 --> 00:24:38,958 Okay. 338 00:24:41,138 --> 00:24:42,292 Okay. 339 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,872 What is this? 340 00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:06,656 A sampling of your greatest hits, if I may. 341 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:16,292 If it's all the same to you... 342 00:25:19,138 --> 00:25:20,750 I'll have that drink now. 343 00:25:22,815 --> 00:25:24,396 No. 344 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:27,294 And I remember. I was there. Anything else? 345 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:33,081 It's funny, for someone born to rule, you sure do lose a lot. 346 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:35,099 You might even say it's in your nature. 347 00:25:35,102 --> 00:25:37,153 You know, things didn't turn out so well 348 00:25:37,155 --> 00:25:39,206 for the last person who said that to me. 349 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,667 Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson. 350 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,700 No! 351 00:25:44,703 --> 00:25:46,607 Didn't the Avengers come together to 352 00:25:46,610 --> 00:25:49,248 literally avenge him by defeating you? 353 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:51,206 Little solace to a dead man. 354 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:52,865 Do you enjoy hurting people? 355 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,123 Making them feel small? 356 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,415 Making them feel afraid? 357 00:25:58,417 --> 00:26:01,081 - Your games don't frighten me. - Making them feel little? 358 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,331 I know what I am. 359 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,831 - A murderer? - A liberator. 360 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:06,250 Of eyeballs, maybe. 361 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,248 Look at that smile. You are enjoying that. 362 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,831 Did you enjoy hurting them? 363 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,123 I don't have to play this game. I'm a god. 364 00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:18,415 Of what, again? Mischief, right? 365 00:26:18,417 --> 00:26:21,833 Yeah. I don't see anything very mischievous about this. 366 00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:26,789 No, I don't suppose you do. 367 00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:30,540 Let's talk about your escapes. 368 00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:34,915 You're really good at doing awful things, and then just getting away. 369 00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:37,542 What can I say? I'm a mischievous scamp. 370 00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:40,042 This is one of my favorites. 371 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:44,831 From the flight deck, Captain William A. Scott, 372 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:48,290 Northwest Orient Airlines 305, on schedule to land in Seattle. 373 00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:50,123 Flight time today, approximately... 374 00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:51,657 Bourbon and soda? 375 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:53,115 Thank you. 376 00:26:53,118 --> 00:26:54,408 Absolutely. 377 00:26:54,411 --> 00:26:57,291 Is there anything else I can do for you, sir? 378 00:26:57,294 --> 00:26:59,792 I suppose we'll find out, won't we? 379 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,623 - Uh, Miss? - Yes, Mr. Cooper? 380 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:10,875 You might want to take a look at that note. 381 00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:14,542 I have a bomb. 382 00:27:30,491 --> 00:27:33,197 I fail to see how this has any relevance or bearing on... 383 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,943 No. This is the good part. 384 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,341 See you again someday. 385 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,419 Brother, Heimdall, you better be ready. 386 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:14,790 I can't believe you were D.B. Cooper. Come on! 387 00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,415 I was young, and I lost a bet to Thor. 388 00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:20,482 Where was the TVA when I was meddling with these affairs of men? 389 00:28:20,485 --> 00:28:23,997 We were right there with you, just surfing that Sacred Timeline. 390 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,165 So that had the Time-Keepers' seal of approval, did it? 391 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:30,456 Well, I wouldn't think of it in terms of approval and disapproval. 392 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,583 That's sort of a... 393 00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:33,873 Let's get back to escapes... 394 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,716 ...and a little psychobabble. 395 00:28:35,719 --> 00:28:38,677 What is it that you think that you're really running from? 396 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,678 Enough. 397 00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:44,956 Back in your cage. 398 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:47,083 See, I can play the heavy keys, too. 399 00:28:47,086 --> 00:28:49,199 I was just standing up to make a point. 400 00:28:49,202 --> 00:28:50,755 I'm sorry, go ahead. 401 00:28:50,758 --> 00:28:52,131 It won't be as meaningful now. 402 00:28:52,134 --> 00:28:53,443 Okay, well, stay seated. 403 00:28:53,446 --> 00:28:54,956 I'll do what I want to do! 404 00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:55,958 Sure. 405 00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:03,040 What exactly is it that you want? 406 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:06,748 I want you to be honest about why you do what you do. 407 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,873 Liar. 408 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:08,956 I'm serious. 409 00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:14,748 All I seek is a deeper understanding of the fearsome God of Mischief. 410 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:17,841 What makes Loki tick? 411 00:29:17,844 --> 00:29:20,467 - I know what this place is. - What is it? 412 00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:22,042 It's an illusion. 413 00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:30,665 It's a cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. 414 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:33,956 A desperate attempt at control. 415 00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:36,290 Now, you all parade about 416 00:29:36,292 --> 00:29:40,498 as if you're the divine arbiters of power in the universe. 417 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,040 - We are. - You're not. 418 00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:44,665 My choices are my own. 419 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:47,040 Your choice is your own. Good, let's go with that. 420 00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:48,790 I think this one's gonna fire you up. 421 00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:52,552 The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy 422 00:29:52,555 --> 00:29:55,330 in a mad scramble for power... 423 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:56,333 Precisely. 424 00:29:57,458 --> 00:29:58,956 I was... 425 00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:02,456 I am on the verge of acquiring everything I am owed, 426 00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:04,748 and when I do, it'll be because I did it. 427 00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,581 Not because it was supposed to happen. 428 00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:10,790 Or because you or the Time Variance Authority, 429 00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:14,581 or whatever it is you call yourselves, allowed me to. 430 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,732 Honestly, you're pathetic. 431 00:30:16,735 --> 00:30:18,817 You're an irrelevance. 432 00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:20,665 A detour. 433 00:30:20,667 --> 00:30:22,208 A footnote to my ascent. 434 00:30:24,176 --> 00:30:25,674 You finished? 435 00:30:25,677 --> 00:30:28,205 You're gonna start taking things seriously. 436 00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:30,331 If you hadn't picked up the Tesseract, 437 00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:33,138 you would have been taken to a cell on Asgard. 438 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:43,724 Loki. 439 00:30:43,727 --> 00:30:45,850 Hello, Mother. 440 00:30:45,853 --> 00:30:47,497 Have I made you proud? 441 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,060 Please don't make this worse. 442 00:30:50,063 --> 00:30:51,144 What is this? 443 00:30:51,147 --> 00:30:53,990 This is nonsense, more tricks. This never even happened. 444 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,123 Not to you. 445 00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:57,081 Not yet. 446 00:30:57,083 --> 00:30:59,498 Look, the TVA doesn't just know your whole past, 447 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,998 we know your whole life, how it's all meant to be. 448 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,206 Think of it as comforting. 449 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,373 This is absurd. 450 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:07,167 And am I not your mother? 451 00:31:11,219 --> 00:31:12,500 You're not. 452 00:31:14,292 --> 00:31:15,292 Hmm. 453 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:22,081 Always so perceptive about everyone but yourself. 454 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:24,373 And then the Dark Elves attack the palace, 455 00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:26,748 and you think you send them to Thor. 456 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:29,748 You might wanna take the stairs to the left. 457 00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:32,180 But instead, you send them... 458 00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:33,610 I'll never tell. 459 00:31:49,417 --> 00:31:51,831 Where do you have her? Where is she? 460 00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:53,373 You lead them right to her. 461 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:56,206 I don't believe you. You're lying. It's not true. 462 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:58,123 It is true. 463 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,915 That's the proper flow of time, 464 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:04,373 and it happens again and again and again because it's supposed to, 465 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:05,700 because it has to. 466 00:32:05,703 --> 00:32:08,290 - The TVA makes sure of it. - Where is she? 467 00:32:08,292 --> 00:32:11,821 Now why don't you tell me, do you enjoy hurting people? 468 00:32:11,824 --> 00:32:13,673 - I don't believe you. - Do you enjoy killing? 469 00:32:13,676 --> 00:32:16,227 - I'll kill you. - Like you did your mother? 470 00:32:23,167 --> 00:32:26,456 Sorry, the Time Twister just loops you, not the furniture. 471 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:28,498 You weren't born to be king, Loki. 472 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,915 You were born to cause pain and suffering and death. 473 00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:35,665 That's how it is, that's how it was, that's how it will be. 474 00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:40,167 All so that others can achieve their best versions of themselves. 475 00:32:57,633 --> 00:32:59,083 What is this place? 476 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:03,458 Come on. 477 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,665 What are you doing? 478 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:16,331 My job. Is it yours to interrupt? 479 00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:18,206 We have a situation. 480 00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:20,833 There's always a situation. 481 00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:24,625 Don't go anywhere. 482 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:28,167 It was just getting good. Spirited. 483 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:37,915 - Talking to that Variant is a mistake. - That's your position. 484 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:39,026 He should be reset! 485 00:33:39,029 --> 00:33:41,601 You think everyone should be reset. I'm getting good stuff! 486 00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:43,167 We lost another unit. 487 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:50,955 Okay, Loki, I think we can finish up tomorrow and just pick it... 488 00:34:03,549 --> 00:34:05,167 Mischievous scamp. 489 00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:23,415 Wish I could say I was surprised. 490 00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:26,206 - Yeah, I wish you hadn't interrupted us. - Me? It's my fault? 491 00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:27,956 Look, he can't have gotten very far. 492 00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:30,456 Split up. Prune on sight. 493 00:34:30,458 --> 00:34:33,401 No, no pruning, no resetting. He can still help us! 494 00:34:42,169 --> 00:34:43,417 Hey. 495 00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:45,372 Hey. I know you. 496 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,540 You're that criminal with the blue box. 497 00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:50,956 - Ow. - What's your name? 498 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:53,123 Casey. 499 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:55,665 Give me the Tesseract, or I'll gut you like a fish, Casey. 500 00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,206 What's a fish? 501 00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,290 What's a fish? 502 00:34:58,292 --> 00:34:59,915 How do you not know what a fish is? 503 00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:01,748 I've lived my entire life behind a desk. 504 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,415 Well, what difference does it make? 505 00:35:03,417 --> 00:35:06,290 I wanna know exactly what I'm being threatened with before I comply. 506 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:09,206 Death, Casey. Violent, painful death. 507 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:12,208 Okay, okay. I comply, I comply. 508 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,375 I comply. Jeez! 509 00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:20,415 Um... Oh. 510 00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:22,083 This it? 511 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:27,917 What? 512 00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:30,542 Infinity Stones? 513 00:35:32,721 --> 00:35:34,083 How... 514 00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:36,914 How do you have these? 515 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:39,373 Oh, We actually get a lot of those. 516 00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:42,623 Yeah. Some of the guys use them as paperweights. 517 00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:43,708 Some of 'em. 518 00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:27,333 Is this the greatest power in the universe? 519 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:41,540 Oh, you almost hit me! 520 00:36:41,542 --> 00:36:43,665 That's so messed up. 521 00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,885 Split up. Check the lower concourse. 522 00:36:46,792 --> 00:36:48,229 I do not forgive you. 523 00:37:44,677 --> 00:37:46,416 I love you, my sons. 524 00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,625 Remember this place. 525 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:53,581 Home. 526 00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:12,542 Loki, I thought the world of you. 527 00:38:14,684 --> 00:38:17,432 I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. 528 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:25,998 Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother. 529 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,873 Maybe not. 530 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:29,706 Thank you. 531 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,831 If you were here, I might even give you a hug. 532 00:38:32,917 --> 00:38:34,208 I'm here. 533 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,375 Undying? 534 00:38:50,979 --> 00:38:53,833 You should choose your words more carefully. 535 00:39:07,151 --> 00:39:08,542 You... 536 00:39:09,487 --> 00:39:10,917 will never be... 537 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,000 a god. 538 00:39:50,042 --> 00:39:52,664 _ 539 00:40:06,338 --> 00:40:07,875 What's so funny? 540 00:40:11,294 --> 00:40:13,057 Glorious purpose. 541 00:40:59,338 --> 00:41:00,542 Stop... 542 00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:03,125 It. 543 00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:05,221 Stop it! 544 00:41:06,804 --> 00:41:08,510 St... Stop it... 545 00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:09,998 It... Stop it... 546 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,042 Stop... I... St... Sto... St... 547 00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:25,498 And this guy kept saying he was gonna turn me into a fish, 548 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,623 whatever that is, 549 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,915 and then they show up and just prune my cart, 550 00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:30,665 so there was nothing I could have done. 551 00:41:32,622 --> 00:41:34,290 Hey, there you are. 552 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:37,583 You know, that Variant you had got away. 553 00:41:55,958 --> 00:41:57,065 Loki? 554 00:41:59,715 --> 00:42:01,090 Nowhere left to run. 555 00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:06,250 I can't go back, can I? 556 00:42:08,713 --> 00:42:10,167 Back to my timeline. 557 00:42:18,075 --> 00:42:21,315 I don't enjoy hurting people. 558 00:42:25,270 --> 00:42:26,852 I... 559 00:42:26,855 --> 00:42:28,315 I don't enjoy it. 560 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:34,331 I do it because I have to, 561 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:36,081 because I've had to. 562 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:38,081 Okay, explain that to me. 563 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:40,458 Because it's part of the illusion. 564 00:42:43,042 --> 00:42:48,783 It's the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. 565 00:42:48,786 --> 00:42:50,705 A desperate play for control. 566 00:42:51,596 --> 00:42:53,229 You do know yourself. 567 00:42:55,625 --> 00:42:57,823 A villain. 568 00:42:57,826 --> 00:42:59,463 That's not how I see it. 569 00:43:06,465 --> 00:43:08,047 You try to use that? 570 00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:09,510 Oh, several times. 571 00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:14,375 Even an Infinity Stone is useless here. 572 00:43:17,371 --> 00:43:20,285 The TVA is formidable. 573 00:43:20,288 --> 00:43:22,831 That's been my experience. 574 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:25,948 Listen, I can't offer you salvation, 575 00:43:25,951 --> 00:43:28,330 but maybe I can offer you something better. 576 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:34,104 A fugitive Variant's been killing our Minutemen. 577 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:38,790 And you need the God of Mischief to help you stop him? 578 00:43:38,792 --> 00:43:40,748 That's right. 579 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:41,998 Why me? 580 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,915 The Variant we're hunting is... 581 00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:45,917 you. 582 00:43:47,971 --> 00:43:49,333 I beg your pardon? 583 00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:59,112 _ 584 00:44:18,684 --> 00:44:21,099 Time signature is early third millennium. 585 00:44:21,102 --> 00:44:22,494 Definitely anachronistic. 586 00:44:29,029 --> 00:44:30,573 Oil. 587 00:44:30,576 --> 00:44:32,782 I think some jackass found himself a time machine, 588 00:44:32,785 --> 00:44:34,432 came back here to get rich. 589 00:44:34,435 --> 00:44:36,933 Should we fan out and look for him, sir? 590 00:44:36,936 --> 00:44:40,017 Nah. It's not worth the paperwork. 591 00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:43,393 Just prune it. Let's bail. Set a charge. 592 00:44:43,396 --> 00:44:46,018 Wait. Someone's out there. 593 00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:50,345 Check it out. 594 00:45:01,465 --> 00:45:03,172 Get down! 595 00:45:33,002 --> 00:45:39,370 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 596 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:15,231 Thanks for visiting the TVA. 597 00:50:15,234 --> 00:50:18,184 Don't hesitate to let us know how we're doing.