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Mate.

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I just had the best idea
for a new business.

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You know how people
like to make sex tapes?

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Right. Fuck. What's this shit?

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Turn that shit off.

6
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We go into business together, right?

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Making home porn.

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We go round to people's houses

9
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with a camera, lights and all the gear

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and shoot sex tapes.

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Why would anybody want to do that?

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Mate, people will love it.

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I wouldn't.

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Yeah, but you're a prude.
Mate, this is a great idea.

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You sure you don't
want to get in on this?

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I came up with a name for the business.

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- Mm-hm?
- You ready?

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Mm.

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'Home-o Erotic'. Right?

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But the 'homo' is spelt H-O-M-E-O.

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Home-o Erotic. Get it?

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Do you know what 'homoerotic' means?

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Yeah.

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It means 'gay'.

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Like, gay sex.

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Really?

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Mm.

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Oh, fuck.

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It took me, like, an hour
to come up with that.

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It's gotta be...

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... Gary's...

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'Gary's Glitter Productions'.

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Hmm?

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He was a pedo.

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Oh. Yeah.

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Mm-hm.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that wouldn't work.

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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- Here we are.
- Thanks a lot.

41
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- Have a great day.
- See you.

42
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'Bye.

43
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Buy a new bag, you cheap bastard.

44
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Wow, look at you, eh?

45
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How you going, mate? All right?

46
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What's this? When are you due?

47
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Piss off.

48
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- You good?
- Oh, really good. Look at me.

49
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So, when are you gonna
come back and train?

50
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Eh, I've been training at home.

51
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So, how's Brucey?

52
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He passed, mate, about a year ago.

53
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Oh, shit.

54
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- Yeah.
- Sorry, mate.

55
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Oh, I heard he wasn't too good.

56
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- Yeah, yeah, so...
- Ah, that's fucked.

57
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Yeah, what are you gonna
do, mate? You know...

58
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You holding up all right?

59
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Not too bad, you know.

60
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Come on. Hands up, hands up.

61
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This place hasn't changed.

62
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Just how I like it.

63
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How's Killy going? All right?

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- He's good. Really good.
- Yeah?

65
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Yeah. So, what about you?

66
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You still cracking heads?

67
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- Every now and then.
- You're not getting any younger.

68
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What else am I gonna do?

69
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Start a gym?

70
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Yeah, but I gotta make some money.

71
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There's more important
things than money.

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- Is there?
- Yeah.

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This place hasn't made me rich,

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but I love what I do.

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I love coming in here every day.

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- It's my life.
- Mm.

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Do you love what you do,
aside from money?

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Come on!

79
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Not particularly.

80
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You've got to ask yourself,
"Why am I doing it?"

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Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!

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Piu-piu! Piu-piu!

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Piu!

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Piu.

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Thought you were pretty
smart, didn't you?

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Well, time to die.

87
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Oh, fuck.

88
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Oh, shit.

89
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- What's going on?
- Nothing.

90
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Couldn't get the passionfruit
yoghurt, all right?

91
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So...

92
00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:17,570
Hey.

93
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Come inside.

94
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'Sup?

95
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You tell me.

96
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What?

97
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It's not mine.

98
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Cut the crap, Princess.

99
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It's yours, not mine.

100
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Why are you such a smart-arse
all of a sudden?

101
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Why do you have a gun?

102
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Doesn't matter why I got a gun.

103
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What matters is you shouldn't
be playing with it.

104
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If you didn't have a gun,

105
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then I wouldn't be playing
with it, now, would I?

106
00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:09,288
- So, where's the hole?
- What hole?

107
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The hole you made when
you fired the pistol.

108
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How do you know I fired it?

109
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Smell the gunpowder.

110
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So, why have you got a gun?

111
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- Burglars.
- Burglars?

112
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Yeah, you know what
burglars are, don't you?

113
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Can we go shooting?

114
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- Nup.
- Why not?

115
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'Cause I said.

116
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Please!

117
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Nup.

118
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If you took me shooting,

119
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then, you know, you can
teach me and stuff.

120
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Don't go in my room again, all right?

121
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Huh? Don't eye-roll me.

122
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- Cut it out, I said.
- My eyes are closed.

123
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How can I eye-roll when
my eyes are closed?

124
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I don't know, but I
know you're doing it.

125
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- What a jerk.
- 'Scuse me?

126
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Nothing.

127
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,824
How do I know your
medicine is true medicine?

128
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Very easy.

129
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,740
Get some 20 hunters with me.

130
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When all is ready,
I will rob the base...

131
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There's a very pleasant cross-breeze

132
00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,090
here at the ground...

133
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Mm, Superman, right?

134
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,180
He's flying around,
cruising around Metropolis,

135
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looking for bad guys, right?

136
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,772
He's flying around, flying around.

137
00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:42,073
And all of a sudden, he looks down.

138
00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:44,750
- He sees Wonder Woman, right?
- Mm, mm.

139
00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:46,153
She's starkers.

140
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,580
Buck naked, all oiled up,

141
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sunbaking on top of this building.

142
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,993
- Right?
- Mm-hm. Mm.

143
00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:55,720
Straightaway, instant boner.

144
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Cracks a fat. Super fat, right?

145
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:02,380
He thinks to himself,
"With my super speed,

146
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,920
"I could fly down there, root her,

147
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,820
"give her a quick couple of pumps

148
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,109
and then be out of there before
she even knows what hit her."

149
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,512
- Huh?
- Mm. Mm.

150
00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:14,620
So, he zooms down, 10,000 miles an hour,

151
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,519
gives her a quick couple
of pumps, blows his load

152
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,989
and he's gone in, like, half a second,

153
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,061
- right?
- Yeah.

154
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,479
Wonder Woman jumps to her feet and goes,

155
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,213
"What the fuck was that?!"

156
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:23,480
The Invisible Man goes,

157
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,443
"I don't know, but my arsehole's
fucking killing me."

158
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,723
Fucked him up the arse.

159
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,939
... beautifully, right
off the meat of the bat.

160
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,700
Superman would be able
to see him, though.

161
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,214
No, he wouldn't. He's invisible.

162
00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:49,120
Yeah, but, like, in real life,

163
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:52,344
'cause he's got that fuckin',
um, X-ray vision.

164
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,700
Yeah, but X-ray vision helps
you to see through shit.

165
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,820
It doesn't help you to see
stuff that's invisible.

166
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,120
What about that heat
vision thing he's got?

167
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,380
He sees infrared

168
00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:05,409
- and all that kind of crap.
- Oh, mate,

169
00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:08,819
it's a joke. It's a joke.

170
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,420
What does the Starship 'Enterprise'

171
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,140
and toilet paper have in common?

172
00:15:17,170 --> 00:15:18,871
Don't know. What?

173
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,874
They both search Uranus for Klingons.

174
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,093
- Eh.
- Don't like it?

175
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,589
Eh, it's not bad.

176
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,600
Superman joke's better.

177
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,780
Mm.

178
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:37,610
Oh, mate...

179
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:41,000
... I know you just got out,

180
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:43,312
- but I need you to do me a favour.
- Here we go.

181
00:15:44,430 --> 00:15:46,140
I need you to go to my house,

182
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,890
grab something for me.

183
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,483
What?

184
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,720
- You know my stash spot?
- Mm.

185
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:58,300
I need you to go in there and
grab the black plastic bag.

186
00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:02,020
What's in it? Your pee-pee movies?

187
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,900
- No, I've already got those.
- Oh, good.

188
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,169
- Just grab the black bag.
- All right.

189
00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:10,370
Thanks, mate. I appreciate it.

190
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,199
_

191
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,780
In you come.

192
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,700
? And I don't know ?

193
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:44,581
? If I could stand another
hand upon you ?

194
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,223
? All I know is that... ?

195
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,502
Hello, Ray.

196
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,790
How you going?

197
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,757
Where are these things you need?

198
00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:55,220
Basement.

199
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,933
After you.

200
00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:48,186
You right?

201
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,230
Are you right?

202
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,030
Future's female, is it?

203
00:17:58,050 --> 00:17:59,580
Sure is.

204
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:16,480
What's in the bag, Ray?
Your pee-pee movies?

205
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:19,840
They were Gary's.

206
00:18:35,326 --> 00:18:36,740
How'd you go?

207
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,988
Tat's new boyfriend's a bit of a cunt.

208
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,540
Mm. Should have shot her.

209
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,973
Yeah.

210
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,451
So, what's this?

211
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,745
Open it.

212
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:57,790
What is it?

213
00:18:57,810 --> 00:19:01,093
- A Vajankle.
- A what?

214
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:02,886
A Vajankle.

215
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,620
What do you do with it?

216
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,170
You jerk off with it.

217
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,560
You've had your cock in this?

218
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,770
Yeah. Oi!

219
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,530
Here, here, here, have a look.

220
00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:18,160
See? You put your cock in it.

221
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:21,900
You put your cock in this
part with the vagina

222
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,850
and then you play with the foot.

223
00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:33,709
What?

224
00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:37,796
Why would you put your cock in a foot?

225
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,900
'Cause I've got a foot fetish.

226
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,704
You need help, mate.

227
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,140
Don't knock it till you try it, Ray.

228
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,620
- Hello?
- Hey, Ray, you free?

229
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,850
Yeah, mate, what's up?

230
00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:56,960
I've got a job for you.

231
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:59,430
Okay. What is it?

232
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:36,020
This way.

233
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,760
Just down here.

234
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,360
In here.

235
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,430
Just gonna stand there, are you?

236
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:16,900
What happened?

237
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,069
Does it fuckin' matter? Look,
get this bitch out of here.

238
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,070
My folks are gonna be home
in, like, an hour or so.

239
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,696
She's somebody's daughter, fuckhead.

240
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,070
Get around that side.

241
00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:38,250
- Lift her up.
- Yep.

242
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,280
Go around.

243
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:14,490
- Get the door.
- Okay.

244
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,510
How'd you go?

245
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,470
Yeah, good.

246
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:35,173
What do you want me to do with it?

247
00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:38,268
Take it out to Dural.
Bramble Road, lot three.

248
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,270
There's a piggery out the
back of the farmhouse there.

249
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,720
Feed it to the pigs.

250
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,200
Okay.

251
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,799
Hey, Samantha C. How are you tonight?

252
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,000
Hello, Steve. Thanks for taking my call.

253
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:31,049
My pleasure, darling.

254
00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:32,860
Now, tell us all how you met

255
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,640
your sweetheart, Lachlan C.

256
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:36,700
Well, I was on the train home one night

257
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,360
and I was carrying a
big stack of stuff...

258
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,619
... between me and the groper

259
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,640
and kind of protected me, you know?

260
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:49,880
And that was Lachlan.

261
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:52,257
- Your knight in shining armour.
- Yeah, we...

262
00:24:57,530 --> 00:25:00,368
Samantha, this is a
fantastic romantic story.

263
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:03,553
I really hope your fears are unfounded.

264
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:11,600
Stay with us here at Radio 1128
for better music like this:

265
00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:14,040
'Stay With Me (Baby)', Lorraine Ellison.

266
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:25,930
? Where did you go ?

267
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? When things went wrong, baby? ?

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? Who did you run to... ?

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? And find a shoulder ?

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? To lay your head upon? ?

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? Baby, wasn't I there? ?

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? Didn't I take good care of you? ?

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? No, no, I can't believe
you're leaving me ?

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Stay with me, baby

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? Please stay with me, baby ?

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? Oh, stay with me, baby ?

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? I can't go on ?

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? Who did you touch ?

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00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:39,660
? When you needed tenderness? ?

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? I gave you so much ?

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? And in return ?

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? I found happiness... ?