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I was just fixing Beverly's disposal.

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She told me the funniest joke.

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Studying.

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What's the difference

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between a golf ball and a G-spot?

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A man will never stop
looking for a golf ball.

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Hilarious, right?

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Men are oafs.

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Mom, please, I've got
my LSATs next week.

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- I've really got to study.
- I get it. Once again, the LSATs are..?

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Law School Admissions Test.

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Oh, sure,
L-S-A-T.

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Oh, that's an easy way to remember it.

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- Mom!
- Sorry, sorry,

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I'll just grab a bite
and leave you to it.

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Can I just say one thing?

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I doubt it.

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I am so proud of you.

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- Thanks.
- I mean, look how far you've come,

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from pregnant high school dropout

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to wannabe law school student
in just 22 short years.

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23 if you don't shut up.

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Sorry. Quiet as a mouse.

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Hey.

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It's a carrot.

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I can still hear it.

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Sorry.

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Oh, for God's sake, just finish it.

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Ta-da!

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Now what are you doing?

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Capturing a precious memory...

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My amazing daughter
studying for... some test.

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LSAT. LSAT.

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Right, LSAT. I'm leaving now,

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but if you need anything,
let me know. So proud.

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Didn't support me for 40 years.

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All of a sudden, we're
the Gilmore Girls.

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I have to take these again.
You look really angry.

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- Back!
- I didn't make a sound.

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I can smell your mustache bleach.

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- But I'm thirsty.
- Get in the shower and open your mouth.

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But first, get the door.

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So tiny and so mean.

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Like a Chihuahua.

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- Hey, baby.
- Nope!

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Adam's back early!
Stall him for a minute.

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A minute? Have you seen yourself?

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- Hey, Adam, when'd you get back?
- This morning.

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What was I just looking at?

51
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Yeah... you never want to
see how the sausage is made.

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So, how was your job?

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Ah, the movie's a piece of
crap, but the check cleared,

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and I got a picture of The
Rock carrying me like a baby.

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Why are both your shirts off?

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I don't know, it all happened so fast.

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Uh, listen, there's
something else I wanted to...

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Adam, I wish I could
talk, but I'm cramming

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for the LSAT on Thursday.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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You're making a huge
mistake, but, oh, my God!

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- You think she'll like it?
- Yes, it's beautiful.

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- I can't believe you're doing this.
- I can't, either.

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But six weeks away from your
mother felt like six months.

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Turns out I wasn't just saying
"I love you" to get laid.

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- I am so happy for you guys!
- Oh.

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So, how you gonna ask her?

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I thought I'd take
her to the burger shack

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where we had our first official date.

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A shack? You are going to
propose to her at a shack?

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Uh... "shack" is misleading.

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It's more like a hut.
It's a permanent structure.

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Look, this is her first and
hopefully last proposal ever.

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This is a moment she
will remember always.

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You're starting to
freak me out a little.

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Here's what you're gonna do.

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There's this restaurant Spetrino's.

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We can't afford it, you can.

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You want a table

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in the room with the twinkle lights.

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After she finishes the osso
buco, you signal the waiter

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to bring over the
Grand Marnier soufflé.

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- Yeah, but doesn't that... ?
- The alcohol burns off.

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Anyway,

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the ring is already
hidden in the soufflé,

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and as he comes up to the table,

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you get down on one...

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You sit where you are
and pop the question.

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That's a lot of detail
off the top of your head.

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I am loaning you my
dream. Don't mess it up.

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Adam?!
I didn't know you were here.

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Enjoy your sausage.

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That's a little
forward, but I intend to.

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- Come on, tell us.
- Not until Jill gets here.

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But trust me, this is big.

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Bonnie and Adam are getting married.

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No. Not even close.

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Actually, before Jill gets here,

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I really want to say
something not nice about her,

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but it's only 'cause I care.

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I think I want to say
the same not-nice thing,

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but it's only 'cause I care, too.

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Ladies, she's had a
rough couple of months,

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and it's not for us to judge
how she is or isn't handling it.

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Well, I'm her friend and, damn
it, I'm gonna say something.

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Shh, shh. Here she comes.

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Hey!

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Can I get a strawberry milkshake
over here with one straw?

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Scootch over, Wendy.

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I thought I did.

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So what'd I miss?

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Christy?

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Well, Jill... as your friend,

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um, I think I should tell you that...

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... Adam is proposing
to my mother tonight!

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- Oh, my God!
- Wonderful!

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Hey, I guessed that!

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You want a prize, go to a carnival.

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Bonnie, how you doing up there?

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Our reservation's at 8:00.

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Relax. It's only 8:15.

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So that's what pacing is for you.

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I'm a little nervous.

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Just close your eyes and
pretend The Rock is cradling you.

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That actually helps.

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Hey, why are we schlepping
all the way across town to eat?

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Because I heard Spetrino's is amazing.

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Yeah, but we're already
late... Nobody's fault...

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But, you know, why don't
we just go grab a burger?

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A burger? Christy, she wants a burger.

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Nope, no, no, no. There
will be no burgers.

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This wonderful man

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was thoughtful enough to invite you

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to a beautiful, romantic restaurant.

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Millions of women would trade
places with you in a minute,

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so you are going to get out there

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and have the best damn
night of your life!

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Okay, relax. If it
means that much to you.

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And while we're out, may I recommend you

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Masturbate?

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No, I really should study.

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Christy, open up.

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Your mom told me you're home.

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Another reason to hate her.

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Natasha, I really can't talk right now.

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And you're in.

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I need your help. My caseworker told me

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I can't get my daughter out of
foster care until I get a job.

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What the hell am I gonna do?

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- Get a job?
- Doing what?!

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And now you're sitting.

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Okay, let's see.

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- What have you done besides stripping?
- I was a coke dealer.

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So, sales experience.

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My job in rehab
was to clean the toilets.

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Maintenance.

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But I bribed other
people to do it for me.

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Management.

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See? You're gonna be fine.

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Now I really need to study.

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Did you see me stand up there?

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Well, maybe I can just
go back to stripping.

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That club near the airport is hiring.

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Not the nice one.

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All right, I will help
you find a job tomorrow.

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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

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I really should've gone upstairs.

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I hope you saved room for dessert.

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I'm eight feet tall;
there's always room.

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But first I got to freshen up.

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Uh, can't it wait?

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FYI, "freshen up" is
lady talk for "tinkle,"

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which is baby talk for "take a whiz."

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Fine, go. It's...

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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

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What the hell is going on?

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I think someone put
a ring in the dessert

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so he could ask the woman
he loves to marry him.

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I think someone is lame.

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Oh, my God, you're the lame guy.

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Bonnie Plunkett, will you marry me?

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Yes, Adam, I will marry you.

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Excuse me, uh,

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I could get you another one,
but it'll take 45 minutes.

185
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No! I want to see the ring.

186
00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:48,559
I'm so sorry I screwed this up.

187
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Are you kidding? You-you
took a romantic moment

188
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and turned it into a fire hazard,

189
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and that's why I love you.

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Got it.

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Another reason I love you.

192
00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:04,942
Adam, it's... it's beautiful.

193
00:10:07,251 --> 00:10:09,046
Excuse me. I'm over 50,

194
00:10:09,114 --> 00:10:11,367
and a man is putting a
ring on my finger. Nothing?

195
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,588
I am gonna make you the best wife.

196
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,524
I mean, I'm gonna try.

197
00:10:22,134 --> 00:10:23,766
I think I can do it.

198
00:10:24,296 --> 00:10:25,539
I want to do it.

199
00:10:26,131 --> 00:10:27,398
Can I do it?

200
00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:28,866
Of course you can.

201
00:10:28,934 --> 00:10:30,278
Yeah, you're right,
you're right, I can do it.

202
00:10:30,302 --> 00:10:32,270
I mean, if I can do
sober, I can do marriage.

203
00:10:33,705 --> 00:10:35,840
Of course I have to go
to meetings to stay sober.

204
00:10:35,908 --> 00:10:37,742
There's no, you know, marriage meetings,

205
00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:39,310
unless you're in counseling, and...

206
00:10:39,378 --> 00:10:41,312
Uh-oh, I guess we're
gonna need counseling.

207
00:10:42,614 --> 00:10:44,058
And between drunkie and the wheelchair,

208
00:10:44,082 --> 00:10:46,551
I think we know who the
shrink's gonna side with.

209
00:10:46,618 --> 00:10:47,852
What's happening?

210
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,351
What's happening is this ring comes with

211
00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:52,256
expectations and responsibilities.

212
00:10:52,324 --> 00:10:55,798
And if history teaches us
anything, that's not my bag!

213
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,898
I mean, one night, you're
gonna come home for meat loaf,

214
00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,477
'cause Tuesday's meat loaf night.

215
00:10:59,502 --> 00:11:00,713
Instead, you're gonna find me face down

216
00:11:00,737 --> 00:11:02,485
on the linoleum with a needle in my arm!

217
00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:05,044
- Bonnie, breathe.
- I can't.

218
00:11:05,193 --> 00:11:07,279
Can't breathe.

219
00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:09,724
Can't make meat loaf.

220
00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:13,259
Can't... do this.

221
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,274
Still got to pee.

222
00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,414
Looks like you dodged a bullet there.

223
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:33,013
I mean, he's the best thing
that ever happened to me,

224
00:11:33,038 --> 00:11:35,306
but all these fears
just came out of nowhere.

225
00:11:35,374 --> 00:11:37,174
It just took me by surprise.

226
00:11:37,242 --> 00:11:38,442
I mean...

227
00:11:39,890 --> 00:11:41,257
Are you sleeping?

228
00:11:41,842 --> 00:11:42,842
Trying!

229
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,450
Hey, you know, part of this is on you.

230
00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:45,942
You knew he was gonna propose.

231
00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:47,264
You could've given me a heads-up.

232
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,490
You're right, I'm to blame. Good night.

233
00:11:49,814 --> 00:11:51,162
So that's it?

234
00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,254
You're just gonna abandon
me in my hour of need.

235
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,975
And you abandoned me when
I was seven; we're even.

236
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,506
Hey. You were an honorary
fireman for a weekend.

237
00:11:58,531 --> 00:12:00,198
Not all kids get that.

238
00:12:00,557 --> 00:12:03,817
- Mom, do you want to marry Adam?
- Of course I do.

239
00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,291
So call him and apologize.

240
00:12:05,477 --> 00:12:06,881
Gee, I don't know.

241
00:12:06,906 --> 00:12:08,309
Then we start the marriage
with me in the hole.

242
00:12:09,381 --> 00:12:11,537
- Good night.
- Good night.

243
00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:14,647
By the way, was that
restaurant your idea?

244
00:12:14,672 --> 00:12:15,842
- Yeah.
- It was pretty good.

245
00:12:15,867 --> 00:12:18,139
- Uh-huh.
- If you ever go, try the osso buco.

246
00:12:18,164 --> 00:12:20,295
They give you this tiny little
fork, you can dig the marrow...

247
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,678
I don't care! I got to get some sleep!

248
00:12:22,703 --> 00:12:25,889
Sorry. It's not like you
have anyone to take you.

249
00:12:28,786 --> 00:12:30,889
Thank you so much for
coming with me today.

250
00:12:30,914 --> 00:12:32,315
Happy to do it.

251
00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:34,003
I'm supposed to be studying for a test

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00:12:34,058 --> 00:12:35,107
that will determine the rest of my life,

253
00:12:35,132 --> 00:12:36,626
but I'm happy to do it.

254
00:12:38,385 --> 00:12:40,519
Oh, my God. Do I even want to work here?

255
00:12:40,544 --> 00:12:41,662
I mean, look what I got to wear.

256
00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:43,764
Brown polyester and grandma shoes.

257
00:12:43,789 --> 00:12:46,623
Hey, don't knock comfortable footwear.

258
00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,731
If I could've stripped in these babies,

259
00:12:48,756 --> 00:12:50,423
I would've lasted five more years.

260
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:54,480
- Stop eating sugar.
- But I need it.

261
00:12:54,504 --> 00:12:56,172
No, you don't.

262
00:12:56,948 --> 00:12:59,698
Look, it's perfectly natural
to feel scared right now.

263
00:12:59,766 --> 00:13:01,200
I'm not scared.

264
00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:02,901
You should be.

265
00:13:02,969 --> 00:13:04,636
40 is in your rear-view mirror,

266
00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:07,205
your kid's in foster care
but you can't get her back

267
00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:08,478
until you get a legit job,

268
00:13:08,503 --> 00:13:10,485
and you're only
qualified to sell cocaine

269
00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:12,113
and ruin some guy's pants.

270
00:13:12,838 --> 00:13:15,188
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

271
00:13:15,248 --> 00:13:16,915
- Oh, my God. I can't do this.
- No, no, no.

272
00:13:16,983 --> 00:13:19,151
Nobody likes a sad
waitress. Trust me, I know.

273
00:13:19,219 --> 00:13:20,252
Have some sugar.

274
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,620
- No.
- Sweet'N Low?

275
00:13:21,688 --> 00:13:22,621
- No.
- Grape jelly?

276
00:13:22,689 --> 00:13:23,922
What-what's the point?

277
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:25,230
I've screwed my life up so much

278
00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:26,625
I'll never get it back together.

279
00:13:28,094 --> 00:13:29,941
Uh, I'm supposed to interview Natasha?

280
00:13:30,473 --> 00:13:32,431
And here she is.

281
00:13:32,499 --> 00:13:35,621
Your new waitress,
hostess or bus person.

282
00:13:36,223 --> 00:13:37,736
Is everything okay?

283
00:13:37,804 --> 00:13:40,072
Yeah. She's just a little overwhelmed.

284
00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:41,940
But let me tell you, Kenny,

285
00:13:42,008 --> 00:13:45,944
uh, it has always been a
dream of hers to work here.

286
00:13:46,121 --> 00:13:47,488
Hi, Kenny.

287
00:13:48,603 --> 00:13:50,370
In fact, she and I
were just talking about

288
00:13:50,395 --> 00:13:52,327
how places like Uncle Freddy's

289
00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:55,087
have always been the backbone
of American family life.

290
00:13:55,155 --> 00:13:58,590
Well, we do pride ourselves
on big portions for big people.

291
00:13:58,877 --> 00:14:00,759
I just want to die, Kenny.

292
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:03,729
Look at that hustle.

293
00:14:03,754 --> 00:14:05,421
Imagine when she has the right shoes.

294
00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:09,502
Okay, Kenny. We, uh, we look
forward to hearing from you.

295
00:14:09,951 --> 00:14:12,586
Wait, Natasha! That's not my car!

296
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,211
- Adam, I...
- Nope.

297
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:24,297
Okay. That answers the
question "Are you still mad?"

298
00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:28,461
Fortunately, I have a
key for such occasions.

299
00:14:29,524 --> 00:14:33,444
I am so sorry.

300
00:14:33,469 --> 00:14:35,219
You just caught me off guard.

301
00:14:35,244 --> 00:14:36,944
Please, ask me again.

302
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,914
Bonnie, it's okay.
We don't have to get married.

303
00:14:40,485 --> 00:14:42,668
You can humiliate me as my girlfriend.

304
00:14:42,735 --> 00:14:44,102
No. I love you,

305
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:46,547
and I want to humiliate
you as your wife.

306
00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:51,810
Honey, I swear, if I had a time machine,

307
00:14:51,878 --> 00:14:53,812
I would go back and make it right.

308
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,348
Really? That's what you'd
use a time machine for?

309
00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:59,284
I might also make a few sports bets.

310
00:14:59,352 --> 00:15:00,953
Maybe the Cubs.

311
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,955
You wouldn't prevent this?

312
00:15:03,353 --> 00:15:05,736
Look, if and when I
get the time machine,

313
00:15:05,761 --> 00:15:07,395
we can make a list.

314
00:15:08,328 --> 00:15:11,396
Please, ask me to marry you again.

315
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:14,710
All right, fine.
Bonnie, will you marry...

316
00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:15,868
No, no.

317
00:15:15,893 --> 00:15:18,795
The long version with
all the nice stuff.

318
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,577
Bonnie, I love you.

319
00:15:25,645 --> 00:15:26,912
I love you, too.

320
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,002
I want to spend the
rest of my life with you.

321
00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:31,064
I want to spend the rest
of my life with you, too.

322
00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:32,849
- Will you marry me?
- No.

323
00:15:35,221 --> 00:15:38,524
I told my mouth to say yes,
but "no" just came flying out.

324
00:15:38,591 --> 00:15:41,658
- What did Adam do?
- He rolled over my foot.

325
00:15:42,195 --> 00:15:44,229
And you know what? I deserved it.

326
00:15:44,297 --> 00:15:46,331
I am the worst person in the world.

327
00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:47,910
- Well, you do tend to...
- Well, to be fair...

328
00:15:47,934 --> 00:15:49,254
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.

329
00:15:50,228 --> 00:15:51,669
No, you're not.

330
00:15:52,338 --> 00:15:54,406
- What did Christy say?
- She doesn't know.

331
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,542
She's out helping Natasha find a job.

332
00:15:56,609 --> 00:15:57,943
Oh.

333
00:15:58,279 --> 00:15:59,912
Isn't that great?

334
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:02,147
She gets a job, gets her kid back,

335
00:16:02,215 --> 00:16:05,591
and I'm stuck all alone
in an empty house again.

336
00:16:07,921 --> 00:16:09,827
Everybody gets a fairy tale

337
00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:11,751
ending except for me.

338
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:13,871
I want a fairy tale ending.

339
00:16:13,993 --> 00:16:16,413
Are you sure about that?

340
00:16:16,438 --> 00:16:18,330
Maybe you keep saying no

341
00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:21,033
because you've been a
horrible person for so long

342
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,768
you think you're not
good enough for Adam.

343
00:16:24,077 --> 00:16:27,207
Well, that would explain why
I've been sabotaging myself.

344
00:16:27,232 --> 00:16:29,496
You should tell Adam that.

345
00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:34,067
- Is he still speaking to you?
- Oh, hell no.

346
00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:37,394
But, uh, I might have a work-around.

347
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:44,059
Apology accepted.

348
00:16:44,691 --> 00:16:47,192
But wait, there's more.

349
00:16:48,828 --> 00:16:51,496
Was that the tenth one?
Do I get the next one free?

350
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,340
You are gonna be getting
it free for a lifetime.

351
00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:01,148
- Adam Ulysses Janikowski.
- Not my middle name.

352
00:17:01,173 --> 00:17:04,008
See? There's still things we
get to learn about each other.

353
00:17:04,978 --> 00:17:06,712
All I know is that I love you

354
00:17:06,779 --> 00:17:10,215
more than anything in the
world, so please marry me.

355
00:17:10,283 --> 00:17:13,118
Ah, you are a piece of work, but yes.

356
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,601
Yes, I will marry you.

357
00:17:19,492 --> 00:17:22,160
Oh, my God. We're really doing this.

358
00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:24,040
Together forever.

359
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,266
Yay.

360
00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:39,534
You are looking at the
biggest idiot on the planet.

361
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,979
Yep, there you are.

362
00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:43,382
Look what I did.

363
00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:46,487
- You said yes?
- Don't make me relive it.

364
00:17:47,338 --> 00:17:48,654
Okay.

365
00:17:48,721 --> 00:17:50,088
I love him so much.

366
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,757
Why don't I want to marry him?

367
00:17:51,824 --> 00:17:55,961
Because deep down inside
you think you're not good enough?

368
00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:58,443
Nah, that's what Marjorie said.

369
00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:00,599
Mom, what are you afraid of?

370
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,134
Evil clowns.

371
00:18:02,201 --> 00:18:04,122
Scratch that... all clowns.

372
00:18:04,871 --> 00:18:07,739
Being married to the same
guy for the rest of my life.

373
00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:10,676
Why don't you approach marriage
like you do staying sober?

374
00:18:10,743 --> 00:18:12,678
You know? One day at a time.

375
00:18:12,745 --> 00:18:14,977
Wow. That's not bad.

376
00:18:15,973 --> 00:18:17,759
- Have you guys set a date?
- No.

377
00:18:17,784 --> 00:18:19,468
Then what are you worried about?

378
00:18:19,493 --> 00:18:21,920
You can keep this
engagement up for years.

379
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,657
Say more.

380
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:29,628
Think about it. When has a man
ever pushed for a wedding date?

381
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:32,981
It's like a woman initiating butt stuff.

382
00:18:34,587 --> 00:18:37,572
If you don't bring it up, then he won't.

383
00:18:38,329 --> 00:18:39,797
- That's brilliant.
- Mm-hmm.

384
00:18:40,158 --> 00:18:43,275
I'm also gaining a little insight
as to why you're still single.

385
00:18:44,603 --> 00:18:47,979
And I'm gaining insight
as to why Adam proposed three times.

386
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,683
- Bottom line...
- Bad choice.

387
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,585
In conclusion...

388
00:18:53,653 --> 00:18:55,721
you're saying I could
just buy bridal magazines,

389
00:18:55,788 --> 00:18:58,023
wear my pretty ring
and run the clock out?

390
00:18:58,091 --> 00:18:59,725
Congratulations.

391
00:18:59,996 --> 00:19:01,664
You're never getting married!

392
00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,534
Oh, Bonnie, it's beautiful.

393
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:17,133
Two carat solitaire, a bit cloudy.

394
00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:19,313
This might not be from a mall.

395
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:20,850
I'm so jealous.

396
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:21,985
Mission accomplished.

397
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,955
So when's the big day?

398
00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:26,623
- June 19th.
- Mm.

399
00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,091
Year to be determined.

400
00:19:31,595 --> 00:19:34,464
Ah! Guys, you'll never believe it.

401
00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:36,633
Guess who got an average
score on her LSAT?

402
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:39,669
So congratulations are in order?

403
00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:42,973
Yes. Now I can get into the best
of the low level law schools.

404
00:19:43,454 --> 00:19:45,508
Oh. I'm so proud of you.

405
00:19:45,609 --> 00:19:47,410
I always knew you could barely do it.

406
00:19:47,511 --> 00:19:50,501
Aw, thanks, Mom. You were
always barely there for me.

407
00:19:51,885 --> 00:19:55,588
Well, isn't this all
balloons and confetti?

408
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,321
You got a big career ahead of you,

409
00:19:58,422 --> 00:20:01,275
you have a fiancé, you got a husband.

410
00:20:02,193 --> 00:20:03,673
What do I have?

411
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:07,063
Oh, quit your bitching, you
selfish, pampered princess.

412
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,203
What?

413
00:20:08,228 --> 00:20:10,508
You got a purse that
costs more than my car.

414
00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:12,602
You sleep till noon because
you don't have to work.

415
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,422
On top of that, you got
your hairdresser, manicurist,

416
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,259
masseuse, all coming to your house.

417
00:20:17,389 --> 00:20:19,857
You know who comes to
my house, Jill? Nobody.

418
00:20:21,348 --> 00:20:24,016
Not even the delivery
boy from Golden Dragon.

419
00:20:24,281 --> 00:20:26,282
I got to walk down
four flights of stairs

420
00:20:26,307 --> 00:20:28,408
to get my kung pao freakin' chicken!

421
00:20:29,718 --> 00:20:32,155
So the next time I hear you
feeling sorry for yourself,

422
00:20:32,488 --> 00:20:34,456
I'm gonna smack you so hard

423
00:20:34,481 --> 00:20:36,743
your lip filler's
gonna come out your ear!

424
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,634
You want some pie?

425
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,842
You all finished here?

426
00:20:49,184 --> 00:20:50,942
I think we need a minute.

427
00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:53,247
Well, hurry up. My feet are killing me.

428
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,945
Oh, I forgot to tell you.

429
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,465
I got Natasha a job.

430
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,391
Oh, that's so nice.

431
00:21:03,801 --> 00:21:07,895
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