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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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Hello, my name is Eric Muller.
I'm the hotel manager.

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I trust everything is in order?

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Yes, fine, thanks.

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I was just trying to find the
light switch for the bathroom.

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Ah, it's just this one here,
sir.

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Oh, right,
I thought I'd tried that one.

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The gentleman next door said
he could hear sounds of distress.

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Oh, that was, uh,
probably the television.

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Would you like for me to send
one of the guest relation team

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to explain the room to you?

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No,
I'm sure I can work it all out.

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I did manage to find the do
not disturb sign, after all.

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I do need to check
the sell-by date

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on your Lotus Caramelised
Biscuits, if I may.

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We are between boxes at the
moment, and I do like to keep...

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abreast of the situation.

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So, let us see here.

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Good, as I had hoped,
good couple of months yet.

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Well, if that's put
your mind at rest...

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We do have guest response cards with
the hotel literature by the console -

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any comments, good or bad,
will be gratefully received.

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OK, thank you.

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We have had issues recently
with the gentlemen,

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sometimes ladies, wishing to
book the room on a day rate,

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if you take my meaning.

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This is something we are
very keen to stamp out.

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I'm sure we understand
each other, Mr...

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Hughes. Yes, I get it.

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Uh, if I see anything untoward,
I'll let you know.

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It would be most agreeable.

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So,
I will let you enjoy a beverage.

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Maybe I could reserve a table for you at
Paulo's tonight - would you like that?

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Uh, no,
I've got a lot of work to do.

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Hmm, this is of no consequence.

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I do hope that you
have a relaxing stay.

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- Hello. You must be Iris.
- Yeah.

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Come in, come in.

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You, uh...

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- You found us all right, then?
- I did.

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Ooh, very functional, innit?

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Where do you want me?

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Oh, um, anywhere.
Just make yourself comfortable.

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So it's, uh,
20 for a hand job, 50 for oral

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and 500 if you wanna lie under a glass
coffee table whilst I take a dump on it.

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Oh. No, that's not...

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I-I-I'm sorry, I think
there's been some confusion.

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I'm just kidding with ya.
Helps to break the ice.

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I know why I'm here.

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Um, can I make you a cup of tea?

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No, thank you. You know
that half of hotel kettles

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been used for
boil-washing underwear?

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- No, really?
- Oh, yeah.

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- And the other half's been used for peeing in.
- Jesus.

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Thought the element
looked a bit green.

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Well...

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I can offer you a Lotus biscuit.

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They are in date.

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Oh, no, thank you.
Let's get on with it, shall we?

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You are paying by the hour.

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So, uh, I'm Felix, as you know.

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I'm a data entry manager
by profession. Boring.

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I've been with Brenda
for about six years now

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and we have a little boy
together, Dylan, he's three.

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About 18 months ago, Bren wanted
to get back into the workplace.

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Uh,
her mum could look after Dylan.

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So she started at a PR firm, where she
was quickly head-hunted, and now...

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You think she's
having an affair.

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I was building to that,
but, uh, yes.

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She travels a lot with her job,
and it's all highly confidential,

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so she can't really talk
about it at home and...

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she's been
increasingly secretive.

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Well, doesn't mean
she's cheating on you.

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She might just take
her job seriously.

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Some women do that, you know.

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Oh, of course.

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And I-I may be wrong,
I hope I am, but, uh...

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I just can't
rest until I know.

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And she's meeting this
client over the road?

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Yeah, yeah.
He...he's booked a suite.

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How do you know?

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I can access her
online calendar.

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Now...

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I'm sure the office explained to you,
but we can't guarantee 100% accuracy.

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Depends where they position
themselves, obviously.

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About a third of lip shapes
are visible on the mouth.

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Others are inferred by movements of
the neck, jaw, chin, even the eyes.

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Then there's the context to
be taken into consideration,

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which is why you need
an expert lip reader.

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- You come highly recommended.
- Hmm, glad to hear it.

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Of course, she may be doing
other things with her lips

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which you don't want me to describe to
you, but it'll all be in the report.

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I understand.

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And that's fine.

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Please,
don't hold back for my sake.

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Oh, I won't.

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Right, let's see what we can do.

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You might wanna make notes,
Felix.

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Once I get going,
it can be quite quick.

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OK, yeah, good idea.

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Visibility's good for now.

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Have to keep an eye on that
reflection on the glass.

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Typically, we work from CCTV or video
so we can zoom in on the subjects.

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Live reading's always trickier.

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So, uh, what kind of
stuff do you normally do?

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Trial work.

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Forensic speech reading.

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Sometimes the
tabloids get in touch

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if they wanna make out
an exchange for a story.

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- Must be interesting.
- It is.

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Oh, hang on,
and there's movement.

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We've got two men in dark suits followed
by a woman who could be your wife.

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She's wearing a sort of
teal-green top, is that right?

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Yeah, yeah, I saw she
had that on this morning.

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Yeah, I bought it for her,
actually, couple of birthdays ago.

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Dorothy Perkins.

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"Is he here?"

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I dunno, you're the one
with the binoculars.

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No, that's what she's saying.

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Um, "Two flat whites
and a piano something."

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Pain au chocolat,
she loves those.

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Right, yeah, that's probably it.

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Uh,
the men in suits are leaving.

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There's another man coming in.

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Six-foot one, slim, olive skin,
lovely thick hair.

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Wow, he's gorgeous.

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- Is that...?
- Yeah.

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Yes, it is.

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Dimitri Novak.

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Lawyer, political agitator, human
rights activist, all-round do-gooder.

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Yeah,
I think I've read about him.

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He's hot.

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Well, my wife thinks the sun shines out
of his arse, so, yeah, he probably is.

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I'm not being funny, Felix,
your wife has very good taste.

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You talking about him or...

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me?

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Both.

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Though you are physically
very different.

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Ooh, hang on,
she's coming towards the window.

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"Do you want me to close
the blinds, Dimitri?"

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Oh, God, no.

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"I want to something
it in the dark."

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What?

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It's either look at it
or maybe suck on it.

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But which?
That's pretty important!

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I'm not sure,
she's turned her head.

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He's taking his jacket off.

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He says it's fine,
he doesn't mind either way.

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Yeah, course he doesn't,
the cheating bastard.

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- Let me look.
- Wait.

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Let me see.

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Who's that?

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That'll be the hotel manager.
Shit!

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He said I'm not allowed
people in my room.

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What do you mean, you're not
allowed people in your room?

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You're not on a school trip.

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He means women. Prostitutes.

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Hmm, charming.

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Just go in the wardrobe,
please, while I get rid of him.

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No chance.

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Wardrobe?
I'll wait in the bathroom.

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OK, thanks. Lock the door.

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Breakfast menu.

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I noticed earlier
you didn't have one.

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I'll just go and pop this
on the console for you.

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We offer a full
English at 31.99,

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plus a 7 pound tray charge
if you prefer in-room dining.

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Uh, yes,
that sounds very reasonable.

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Everything else in order?

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You don't need any more...

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coat hangers?!

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No, I'm fine, thanks.

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Excellent.

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I just need to check your
toilet roll situation.

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Yeah, I was, um, gonna mention -

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it seems to have locked
itself for some reason.

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From the inside?

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Yeah.

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That's all right,
I can always go in the kettle.

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No need.

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I have the key of the
skeleton for such emergencies.

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Oh, you're just going to
let yourself in, are you?

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All good?

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Ja, splendid.

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Shampoo and body wash all
at satisfactory levels.

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So, I will let you get on
with your work, Mr Huge.

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Just so you know, we will be
performing a full fire drill at 3:15.

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We will be asking all guests to
make their way to the rear car park.

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That's fine.

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There will be a roll call of all guests,
so everyone will be accounted for.

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Thank you.

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Readers' Wives!
How analogue of you.

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Plenty of bush on display,
very retro.

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It's not mine.

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Pubes are like cargo pants

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hang on to them long enough,
they'll come back into fashion.

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Honestly, I-I found it pushed
down the side of the mattress.

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Don't worry,
I won't say anything.

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My lips are sealed.

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Mr Muller seems like
quite a character.

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Why's he so suspicious of you,
do you think?

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00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,090
You seem pretty
normal-looking to me.

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Oh, I dunno,
I think he's just uptight.

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00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,530
You get the impression he'd rather
run a hotel without any guests in it.

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Yeah, like a bus driver

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- who hates having to pick up the passengers.
- Yeah!

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Or maybe just gets his kicks
out of spying on people.

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- Speaking of which...
- Oh, yeah.

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So are the blinds
closed or open?

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Open, thank goodness.

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00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,540
You'll be pleased to hear the only thing
she's gobbling is that pain au chocolat.

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God, this is awful.

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It's like having open-heart
surgery with no anaesthetic.

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00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,380
Oh, don't be so squeamish.

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Says someone who's obviously
never been in love.

219
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Dimitri's going to the bathroom.

220
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:36,940
Can I ask...

221
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are you married, Iris?

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Me? No.

223
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I'm self-partnered, as they say.

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Single as a dollar and
not looking for change.

225
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And are you happy with that?

226
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,180
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
Really cool with it.

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Don't miss men at all.

228
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Not at all.

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I'm really happy.

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Sorry, what?

231
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I didn't say anything.

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00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,940
Well, I mean, I might like
to meet someone eventually.

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00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:10,260
But, for now, I don't need
another half because I am a whole.

234
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,620
I mean with a W, not as in...

235
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An empty abyss.

236
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,680
He's back.

237
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,580
She's turned away from me now,
but he's asking about a schedule.

238
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,460
"Where are we with
Andrew Marr's people?"

239
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,980
"Is it confirmed?"

240
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,660
What's that about?

241
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,340
Uh, Bren's his press secretary,
that's what she does.

242
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:39,820
She's shaking her head.

243
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,500
"We need confirmation on that -
it's important."

244
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,450
How's his body language?

245
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,340
Well, he's getting agitated,
she's trying to calm him down.

246
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,460
- What, is she touching him?
- She's leaning forward.

247
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I can't see what she's saying, but it
strikes me as a very close relationship.

248
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,850
You often get that with press
agents, they have to be flirtatious

249
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,180
to coerce people into
doing their bidding.

250
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,590
Ooh, hang on,
she's going for her phone.

251
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,200
"I need to call... Max."

252
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:09,950
Max?

253
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,350
She doesn't know
anyone called Max.

254
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:21,350
Hello?

255
00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:23,190
"It's me."

256
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,214
Hi.

257
00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:27,160
"Did you call me last night?"

258
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:30,570
No, I-I-I don't think so.

259
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,520
"I had another missed call,
number withheld."

260
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:38,130
No, I-I, well, I-I-I was out
last night with...my friends.

261
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,720
"I just wanted to remind
you about this weekend."

262
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:43,020
No, no, no, look, we don't
have to discuss that now.

263
00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:45,610
"You can pick Dylan
up from my mum's."

264
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,050
"Don't forget his...
mini pyjamas?"

265
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,410
Minion pyjamas. No, I won't.

266
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,340
Listen, we can talk about
this another time, yeah?

267
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,180
Why don't we grab
lunch or something?

268
00:15:55,390 --> 00:15:58,150
"Felix, no.
I don't wanna see you."

269
00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:02,130
"When will you
understand it's over?"

270
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,600
Brenda, please.

271
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,690
"I have to tell you - I've
filed for a restraining order."

272
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:15,200
"My lawyer says this is
borderline arse mount."

273
00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:19,290
It's "Harassment", and you don't have to
keep repeating everything, I can hear!

274
00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:22,200
"Who are you talking to?"

275
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:23,510
"Is somebody there?"

276
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,560
No.

277
00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:28,220
No, it was just the TV.
I'm here on my own.

278
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:32,160
"I wish you'd meet somebody,
Felix, I really do."

279
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,370
"You deserve a penis."

280
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,470
Happiness.

281
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,800
I was happy.

282
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,050
Listen,
I'll call you back later.

283
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,210
Just stay away from that
fucking lawyer, please.

284
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,100
Please! We can sort this.

285
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,520
I just need to see you.

286
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:56,160
She hung up.

287
00:16:58,730 --> 00:16:59,870
What's she saying?

288
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:06,530
"Sorry about that, he's insane."

289
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,260
Dimitri's nodding.

290
00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:12,140
- He's moving towards her...
- Yeah, all right, stop it now.

291
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:13,270
He's putting his arm around her.

292
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,190
- I said stop it.
- "Let me help you."

293
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:16,680
That's enough!

294
00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:22,410
This was a mistake.

295
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,760
So it wasn't Max,
it was "My ex".

296
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,370
I think I should probably go.

297
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,250
Where's my bag?

298
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:51,610
I'm sorry.

299
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,290
How long have you been divorced?

300
00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:03,610
We were never actually married.

301
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,500
Bren and I separated
eight months ago.

302
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,110
She swore there was nobody else,
but I didn't believe her.

303
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,050
And I just couldn't cope.

304
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,890
I got more and more depressed.

305
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:22,160
I spent hours
online on Dad Chat.

306
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:23,860
What's that?

307
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:29,200
Well, it's like Mumsnet, but with sad
men rather than competitive women.

308
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:37,690
And one of the posts on the forum
said that I was living in limbo and...

309
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,450
They recommended your company.

310
00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:45,140
He said I should find out for sure
if she was seeing somebody else.

311
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:47,620
Why?

312
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,230
Because, if she's not...

313
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:57,030
If she's not,
then I still have a chance.

314
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,970
You also have a
restraining order.

315
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,010
I know it sounds mad, but...

316
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,910
love is mad, isn't it?

317
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,920
Sorry, I forgot.

318
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:11,810
You don't know
anything about that.

319
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:16,160
I do know that you don't
have to demean yourself.

320
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,210
Maybe it is time
for you to move on.

321
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,710
Oh, for fuck's sake!

322
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:31,950
It's all right,
I'll assume the position.

323
00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:33,330
Need a pee, anyway.

324
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,110
Oh, thank you, I'm so sorry.

325
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:37,590
What now?

326
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,080
I'm afraid we've had another
complaint about the noise.

327
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,020
I don't know what
you're talking about.

328
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:43,580
Raised voices, items being
thrown against the walls.

329
00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:46,250
Yeah, I couldn't work the trouser
press and I got frustrated.

330
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,500
We don't have the trouser press.

331
00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:50,140
Although we are hoping to roll them
out in a bid to win a fourth star.

332
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,750
Four stars?
You're joking, aren't you?

333
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,550
Been in bus shelters more
comfortable than this.

334
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:54,650
Well, irregardless...

335
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,360
- That's not a word.
- It is, actually.

336
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,260
Irregardless, the gentleman
next door would appreciate it

337
00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,610
if you could keep
the noise down.

338
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,020
He's made several
complaints already.

339
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:03,630
Yeah, well, I'll be gone in half
an hour, so it'll be quiet then,

340
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,490
and you can clean up
all the bodily fluids

341
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,780
- I've been spraying everywhere.
- Wait, what?!

342
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,460
Well, that told him!

343
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,570
Arsehole.

344
00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:17,910
You can come out now.

345
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,420
I'll be two minutes.

346
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:23,250
No lingering by the door,
please, I know your type.

347
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,160
Yeah, sorry. Sorry.

348
00:20:37,046 --> 00:20:39,005
_

349
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,440
Why do they bother folding
the end of the toilet paper

350
00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:58,360
into a V-shape, do you think?

351
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,550
Uh, dunno!

352
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,040
Trying to show they've
cleaned it, I suppose.

353
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,860
Guilt-trip you
into leaving a tip.

354
00:21:17,530 --> 00:21:19,600
Listen, I've been thinking.

355
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:21,530
You're the client,

356
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,510
your personal circumstance
is none of my business, so...

357
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,970
Let's just carry on, shall we?

358
00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:30,510
That's very kind of you.

359
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:34,730
Oh, right-hand lens is a bit
cracked, but it should be all right.

360
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,760
I'm happy to pay for any damage.

361
00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:50,820
Oh, it looks like they're going
through something on his laptop.

362
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,720
They're sitting side by side...

363
00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:58,560
He's saying, "This has been in
the making for over three years.

364
00:21:58,590 --> 00:22:00,870
People are gonna
be very shocked."

365
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:05,530
So, how did you end up
being assigned to me?

366
00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:08,050
Ah, that's just random,
through head office.

367
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,820
I just happened to be free,
that's all.

368
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:10,850
Why?

369
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,880
No reason.

370
00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:16,370
And you don't have any qualms about
prying into other people's lives?

371
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,850
You're the one who hired me,
remember, Felix?

372
00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:24,990
How did you know
his name was Muller?

373
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,720
Sorry?

374
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:28,220
The hotel manager.

375
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,720
You said you'd never
been here before.

376
00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:32,160
How did you know his name?

377
00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:35,550
You must've mentioned it.

378
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,080
I didn't.

379
00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:38,530
Then I dunno.

380
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,520
So what about this?

381
00:22:52,190 --> 00:22:53,350
Is it hot in here?

382
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,160
Shall I open a window?

383
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,270
Is there a minibar?
I could do with a drink.

384
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,630
Please, just be honest with me.

385
00:23:21,930 --> 00:23:22,930
So...

386
00:23:26,570 --> 00:23:29,330
The security around Dimitri
Novak's been stepped up

387
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,720
in recent months due to
his high-profile campaigns.

388
00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:35,310
He's had a lot of abuse.

389
00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:37,130
Online death threats.

390
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:42,330
His team were concerned about your
erratic behaviour as Brenda's ex,

391
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:46,760
so they drafted me in to
monitor your conversations

392
00:23:48,030 --> 00:23:50,170
and make sure you
weren't an active threat.

393
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,450
- You've been stalking me?
- No.

394
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:58,080
No, they sent me these
recordings to transcribe.

395
00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:02,630
But spending all that
time observing you, I...

396
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,430
I felt like I understood you.

397
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,010
Brenda couldn't see it,
but I could.

398
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:13,360
You're right,
Felix, love is mad.

399
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,840
It makes you do crazy things.

400
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,000
I felt like I had to
reach out to you somehow.

401
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:26,840
Wait. That was you on Dad Chat?

402
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,770
TiredTerry66?

403
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,180
Yeah.

404
00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:38,070
I just wanted to meet
you face to face IRL.

405
00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:41,590
I thought maybe...

406
00:24:43,170 --> 00:24:46,090
It might help you see
past Brenda and, uh...

407
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,390
Consider somebody else.

408
00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:55,870
Anyway...

409
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,180
Now you know.

410
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:04,140
Can I have my thumb drive back,
please?

411
00:25:07,450 --> 00:25:08,900
You won't be charged
for this session.

412
00:25:08,930 --> 00:25:11,420
I'll just tell the office
you never showed up.

413
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:25,820
For what it's worth, I don't think
Brenda and Dimitri are having an affair.

414
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:28,780
I may have made it seem
that way so that...

415
00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:33,120
Well, I'm sorry.

416
00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:37,010
I wish you all the best
with getting her back.

417
00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:39,090
Goodbye, Felix.

418
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:40,760
Iris!

419
00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:50,220
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

420
00:26:10,790 --> 00:26:12,390
What are you doing?

421
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,320
Now look what you've made me do.

422
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,720
Is there a hairdryer?

423
00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,130
No, leave it.

424
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,220
It's a shithole anyway.

425
00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:24,740
Open the curtains, would you?
I can't see a bloody thing.

426
00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,290
- What the fuck was that?
- What?

427
00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:31,500
- He's been shot!
- What?!

428
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,030
Dimitri! He's been shot!

429
00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:34,160
Someone just shot him!

430
00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:35,190
Here!

431
00:26:35,770 --> 00:26:36,900
Brenda!

432
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:39,960
Brenda!

433
00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:43,030
- Now.
- What?

434
00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:40,100
We're getting reports of a
shooting in central London.

435
00:27:40,130 --> 00:27:41,780
The victim is said
to be Dimitri Novak,

436
00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:43,000
the prominent
anti-government campaigner...

437
00:27:43,030 --> 00:27:45,340
Novak was believed to be
working on a major announcement,

438
00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:47,570
set to cause shockwaves
throughout Westminster...

439
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,990
The gunman has been named as Felix
Hughes, an embittered former partner

440
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:53,010
of Novak's press secretary,
Brenda Doyle...

441
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,650
He was last seen by
several eyewitnesses

442
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:59,230
waving a gun and shouting his wife's
name before being shot by armed police.

443
00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:01,090
He seemed very agitated.

444
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:05,320
I also noticed he had been drinking,
which is never a good sign.

445
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:09,500
The murder of Dimitri
Novak is a tragedy -

446
00:28:09,530 --> 00:28:11,460
there's no doubt about that.

447
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:16,500
But, as this inquest has proven, the
person responsible was acting alone

448
00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:19,790
and clearly from a
very personal agenda.

449
00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:22,280
Let's... let's be very clear -

450
00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:27,060
any conspiracy theories linking
this government to Mr Novak's death

451
00:28:27,090 --> 00:28:29,630
are quite frankly preposterous.

452
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:30,690
Thank you.

453
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,240
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